#anyway... now i'm . hooo boy okay

[bravevolunteer-a]

me: just sitting here

brain: anyway. tma michael's apocalypse fear domain would be a small restaurant building that, when you enter it, is full of seemingly endless hallways and rooms that are a recreation of the restaurants. it invokes a feeling of bittersweet childhood nostalgia, almost LOOKS like the local places you went no matter where you were, but the air is hot and suffocating and the further you walk the more everything starts to look progressively melted until all of your surroundings are up in flames. you are compelled to try and play the assorted arcade games because for some unexplained reason you're convinced they'll provide an escape and it's Your Life, it's your life and in it everything you've ever loved is slowly ripped away and you can FEEL all of it as if it's actually happening. but the worst part is the guilt, it's all your fault and you know it, why not just walk into the flames and become part of the destruction you created? and at the center of it all where you'd expect the charred remains of its victims is just a childhood bedroom. the figure there is in flames too.

me: WOAGHWOAHWOAH WOAH OKAY. OKAY. ALRIGH-

[pant--eater]

do you still have the sick fic comic about fry/melisha/reginald from your old account?(p.s i love your spin/theories of chicken run ,plus all your work is amazining )

Thank you!! <3 and I do have it actually!! I remember being irritated because shortly after I deleted my acc, Tumblr flagged this comic, even though there is no nsfw at all. Guess they could not handle Melisha's mental breakdown LMFAOOO

Gosh I do wanna make comics like this again sometime cuz Melisha's psyche is SO fun to explore. Especially with how scared she is of being vulnerable, now that she is married to Dr. Fry, a person she did not expect to actually grow feelings to. A person she was planning to just use for his wealth, but who managed to actually crawl into her heart and make her feel safe, cared for, relaxed and....gasp, happy??? (also Fry introduced Melisha to 1960s queer culture and made her realize a thing or two about herself, so theres that too LMAO)

Her mother always used to tell Melisha that only money will bring you happiness, that genuine care and love will only bring you regret and disappointment. That it's better to shield your heart with walls of iron. (And you know how women in even slightly wealthy households back then were forced to be strong and stoic and never complain, no matter how stressful a head lady's work may have gotten...) And now Melisha's world is being turned upside down 🙃🙃🙃

Plus, with nonbinary polynerd Fry having also rizzed up Reginald, Melisha of course feels insecure and deep down wonders "what does Fry need me for??" (In my hcs it's a chain thing where they're not a full polycule, cuz Melisha in my hcs is a lesbian. She is okay with sharing Fry with Reginald, but she and Reggie have constantly begdruging beef LMFAO. Deep down though, they're WLW-MLM solidarity)

I kinda wanna also explore a situation where Melisha runs into Willard again after almost 10 years and hooo boy how have their respective situations changed

ANYWAY I'M YAPPING, here's wonderwall

[jacksmysterylabyrinth]

100 days are UP!?!

Apparently I REALLY wanted to press on, and thus, here we are

I didn't go too horribly fast at least but anyways, I'll at least pause for a bit of reflection before I continue on.

I have so much I need to untangle............

...if this really was the end, it sure would have been massively underwhelming- that is, if Eito's motive was just being a huge ecofascist- well, misanthrope mainly. Which I still think he is, but it's kinda... strange, since he seems to care for nothing in the world except gratification, not even justice or hell, even revenge. He's got some Junko element to him- like, everything was shite from the day he was born, and he was aware of it, but the way he describes it really made it seem like something was very wrong WITH him as well

(And that something is, what he really hates about Takumi...?)

Also despite the fact that nigh my entire party died in the assault against Eito's final form (except for Gaku!! He's saved my skin a few times now, good boy), I'm not entirely sure what's up with his special power besides summoning a bunch of Invaders. Which is kinda commander like, I suppose? Hold that thought, because Commanders and humans are said to be very similar- my early thoughts were that a human could become a Commander, rather than vice versa- my further thought was that it was Rejection Symptoms that caused a human to become a Commander

(Which is why I was a bit- no, a LOT- thrown by Moko basically just being a copy.............. that threw that theory out of the window, at least as far as Moko was concerned. Ngl, I was disappointed, but then I realised I would be redoing the 100 days- I already knew this, so I figured that whatever was going on with Rejection Symptoms and their consequences would come up in subsequent timelines)

Anyway, Eito's special skill has something to do with fortunes?? Which, I wonder if the Redo ability winds up affecting it, Madoka Magica style. I have a suspicion that Takumi's Cryptoglobin isn't the only thing that's going to be affected, given 'ghost boy's warning. Eito's may well be affected too, maybe Kako's as well- then again I don't know if the seer thing has anything to do with cryptoglobin

It sure is funny to me though, how Takumi has had this time-reversal ability ALL THIS TIME, and no one outside of him - and Sirei, naturally - has ever known about it. At least, I don't think he's even mentioned it, even passingly. What happens on the battlefield stays on the battlefield I assume, but that is so fucking weird. It's meta in a whole other way. Definitely going to be making note of this

Even more weird is when it came up in the main story THAT A COMMANDER HAD A SIMILAR, WEAKER ABILITY. I can tell this was here in part to foreshadow the Big Redo, but now I think of it... how was Takumi reacting to this, yk with having a FULL Redo ability?! I don't think I even paid much mind... what the fuck?!

Okay heads up for the Danganronpa stuff next hahaha

HOOO BOY

THIS IS GIVING END OF DR2 AND V3 VIBES BOTH AT ONCE. One, about the 'making your own future', and as for V3, well... that's theory. That is- the ending was a bad one, something that they reached because they missed out on some critical information, as well as someone sabotaging them from within. Only, Hundred Line seems to have taken this theme to its next logical step:

GET THE NECESSARY INFORMATION TO UNDO A BAD FUTURE!

Good luck with that by the way, Takumi. You'll need it...

[selfship-confession-box]

[screams and kicks my feet and giggles and blushes]

Okay, so happy rant because I'm in LOVE LOVE with this absolute dork.

Eight years ago my partner at the time introduced me to a manga called Tokyo Revengers because they knew I loved works by the same author and this new one was coming out and they had found fan translations of it!! Lo and behold, a mere 44 chapters in on January 15th(?) 2018, I met my now fiance and my selfship to top all selfships, I am down horrendously for this man oh my GODDDD!!

I have been in love with Sano Shinichiro since day one but I'm super shy about comissions and such, not to mention my free money isn't quite consistent enough to buy art or stuff, HOWEVER I have a friend who both selfships and yumeships now!! He's my best friend and for Christmas we were exchanging gifts and he gave me the offer of getting an art commission as my gift. AND HOOO BOY I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHERE THIS IS GOING 😼

Soon I will be receiving art of myself and Sano Shinichiro at our wedding in the style of a candid photo during our first dance, I could not be more ecstatic and I'm 100% going to happy sob when I get it. He's so hard to find merchandise for and this is my first commission EVER and even moreso my first SELFSHIP COMISSION I'm buzzing with excitement and happiness

I spam my friends with Shinichiro edits on tiktok and fanart on instagram and discord and I get to so proudly say "THAT'S MY FIANCE RIGHT THERE MHM MHM LOOK AT THAT FINE MAN" and even the ones who don't know about selfship are like "damn right get your man" AND IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY LIKE HELL YEAH THAT'S MY MAN

Anyway giggly rant over 🤭🤭, hi new mods, welcome to the blog!! I hope everything is going well and you're having fun!! I hope you had a good new years and have a good week!!

– 🚭 anon

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[im-not-a-l0ser]

So a while ago I did a poll on who Mark Chasity should date

For some reason, Ted Spankoffski won???? With Gary Goldstein (Attourney at Law) in second place.

Anyway, Officer Bailey made third, and I'd like to make my case for him and my opinion on the rest of the relationships.

I think that Officer Bailey and Mark Chasity would be so cute because they'd balance. Bailey is intense in an overcompensating way, and Mark Chasity is a sweetboi. Like it's such 😠👬😸 and I'm here for it.

I think that they could have a nice, domestic relationship, that Mark could make Bailey open up and be vulnerable.

Now, if you're uncomfortable with shipping characters played by the same guy, worry not! Many of us have decided that the cop in TGWDM (the guy who's not Sam lol) could easily be Bailey. And if that helps, do that. Because I love the idea of them.

Opinions of everyone else under the cut.

Okay, we're gonna talk about how these relationships would go, and I'm gonna go in decending order of who won. Which means:

Ted Spankoffski- I think that maybe it'd be a gay awakening hook-up? Nothing long term for them. Mark doesn't deserve that, honestly.

Gary Goldstein- This I think could be a longer term relationship, where they meet bc of some legal trouble or something like that, and they date for a few months, but Mark is overall neglected by Gary's busy worklife. They have a civil breakup, and maybe even a comforting relationship if they need a shoulder to cry on.

Offer Bailey- I already said, but I will continue to say: Bailey is someone Mark would consider separating Karen for. Someone he can just be with, and who keeps his life interesting without being abusive or rude to him, and who will be emotionally vulnerable with him, even if it's probably only with him. I think of of ever broke up, it would be so bittersweet. I think it would be Mark picking his religion and family over Bailey, and Bailey holding back tears while supporting him because he knows that his family means so much to him and since Bailey may have wanted something like that for so long (imagine him with a little girl omg) he'd understand even more

No one, he will never be happy- Sad, but realistic.

Dan Reynolds (with Action News, weekdays at 10 pm)- He's someone I highkey put to fill slots, so I'm surprised he made 5th. But like... I can sort of see it? Like, I feel like one would flirt with the other, and the other would either not notice or ignore them.

Bill Woodward (tied with Gerald Monroe)- I have mentioned how I think Bill is straight, and how it makes me sad bc I like him and Paul, but it's prolly one-sided. But it would be cute if he were queer. Someone said they met at church, which I love, but I just think Bill is (sadly) straight.

Gerald Monroe (tied with Bill Woodward)- I feel like this would be more of a similar relationship that he'd have with Max’s dad; a not-even-friends with benefits that's out if the public eye because they are bigots who happen to be attracted to men. They would both not treat Mark like a person, and while he might even enjoy that for a short period of time, he would realise that it's unbalanced and would eventually leave like he deserves.

Kyle's Dad- So, we don't know Kyle's Dad, I just thought it was a silly, cute idea. Besides Bailey, it's either Kyle or Jason's dad that I could see, just based on how nice their kids are when given the freedom.

General John MacNamara- Okay, I get it, it's a cute idea. Uh, Jon McNamara is married though and I don't wanna fuck that up.

Other (Put in Tags), AKA President Howard Goodman apparently- I think this is silly, but I actually like it. Especially if he is with Mark during/after his meeting with Wiggly. Because hooo boy, imagine that conversation. A stuck, frozen, breaking down Howie calling his long distance hubby and telling him 'I just met a dark god and almost died,' and Mark doesn't want to belittle his experience or preach in a moment of absolute madness, so he just doesn't know what to do? I see the appeal 100%

[marionmorse]

Ohh my absolute goodness..

side note, one look at Heavy and Medic on the character lineup at the teamfortress.com homepage tells you EVERYTHING about their marriage

Anyway, the god... damn... I can't get over... just, Engineer TF2 and the duality of his character. Like, he's one-hundred percent someone to pull on gator skin boots, a ten gallon, get all yee-hawed up for a night out at the dance hall. But then go home and infodump about hotchkiss drives, stress-strain curves, and reflow soldering.

There are some specific competitive lines that comes to mind that are JARRING to hear in his honeyed-up Texas voice along with shit like "hooo-whee, makin' bacon!" and "START PRAYIN', BOY." Maybe that's just a huge part of the appeal to his character, but think about his BUDDIES, too.

Medic is probably quite familiar with American stereotypes pre-Gravel Wars, doesn't expect much from a bumbling rural southerner with a generic set of tools upon first glance. but.., he's a bit BLOWN AWAY when Engie gets all inquisitive about the ins and outs of the medi-gun. Wants to look into how the serum works as a mechanical component, the powering and logic behind it all, even overwhelms med's (limited) level of delicate mechanical knowledge. his arc is all, "okay, so, this little guy might be a bigger-brained fella than I expected!" The punting of med's early-day ego and subsequent forging of their friendship is just so... ourgh... I love characters and arcs and stories and growth and...

Also, Soldier! The all-American Ultra Yank who doesn't see eye-to-eye with Engie at first. They've both got contrasting leadership qualities when it comes down to it, fr, a- a- and, AND, soldier HATES nerds. Engie's a nerd. Big time. It takes a while for that mutual love respect to build up, you know? do you catch my drift? I'm just rambling now.

ALSO also, Engineer himself going from the more introverted, lone-wolf type we see in Meet the Engineer to a sort of leader, the level-headed de-escalator we see in Expiration Date. The guy who feels for and loves his team, but no doubt brings out the 'Texas' in 'em all. It's kinda cute. I imagine he taught everyone square dancing at some point, 'cause how else would they know?

In the end, I just love to think of Engie as being one of the cornerstones of the team's overall culture. i mean, he's a solid family guy - cooks the breakfasts, fixes the (practical) problems, heck, plays music, tells stories, keeps 'em together when times are tough. We ALL know that some of him has to rub off on the team he bunks with for years. Not in a father-figure way, nahh, but certainly in a Dad Friend way. Big difference.

(Can you tell who my favorite character is yet? (demo, actually. And Heavy. come to think of it, the defense trio is the love of my life. My boys. (I could write and MLA-formatted essay about the balance of culture and personality within the Tuefort Nine, citations intact.)))

[silvercat-the-daydreamer]

right touhou13 experience yeah

(post with considerable delay since i was first waiting for my friend to come back to tumblr, can't just hoepost without them y'know, that'd be rude-- and then i procrastinated on that for several more days,,, you know how it is.)

OH OKAY THIS SHITS EASY ALRIGHT-- I DID ALMOST 1CC IT ON EASY FIRST TRY (n then got it on the second). that's hardly anything. i did get to miko's last attack on the first try without using any continues and then i died there. kinda wet and soggy compared to byaku. like come on miko my guy, how can you live with her being harder than you...

(maybe i should have started with this one, but maybe attempting to figure out the controls while also having to frequently dash up to the top of the screen to grab the things would not be the best idea. who knows. hard to find out now.)

yeah, well, just because i was taken over by the sudden and overwhelming need to look at miko, i went and played touhou13. i'm sure you understand. i just think she's neat.

in any case the gimmick of this game is Interesting for sure. more grab-the-fuckin-things. i love these sorts of things actually. then there's also something neat about being basically dead when you get hit but still being around for a few more seconds but then inevitably dying anyway. very cool. i just haven't really figured out how to use that efficiently i think...

MUSIC GOES REAL HARD TOO. IT'S GOT PECULIAR NOISES HELL YEAH. now that i actually have something to describe that with instead of just "really interesting". futo's theme beloved. stage 2 theme too. and of course miko's theme is a real banger as well even tho it doesn't have that peculiar noises. directly after watching my friend beat the game on stream a few days before i played it i listened to it on loop for an hour while working on a spreadsheet. bless

...that being said, miko's theme does go hard but despite being really speedy and stuff it also feels strangely calm. maybe... "focused" is a more appropriate word. interesting for sure.

now, i really appreciate how interesting the spellcards of this are. fuckin kyouko's with the reflecting? would probably confuse the fuck out of me on higher difficulties but i love it. also the several spells in this game where someone just brings in their buddies. in which i also really appreciate the detail of seiga moving to her pet zombie to heal her if she's knocked out. that's kinda cute.

however. yoshika's.

listen.

I Like The Concept. but. hooo fucking boi are those spellcards where she heals herself annoying. like jesus fuckin christ dude especially the last one can i please get through that without timing out thank you. waurgh.

apart from that there's also that one part in stage 4 where there's a bunch of guys comin at you from the sides at high speeds and throwing things at you, and i really enjoy that part bc there's so much going on and the speediness of the soundtrack works nicely to bring out the vibe of great nyoomage. hell yeah.

(also is it just from me playing this game on linux or does anyone else get a fuckton of graphical glitches playing this. nothing gamebreaking but sometimes just displays unrelated graphics on some bullets which seems to happen most often on kyouko's spells and miko's final one in which it displays big stars for a few frames sometimes. not something that happens with any other touhous i played.)

so anyways miko's birthday is coming up soon isn't it. wonderful fuckin timing. (almost as great of a timing as when i first played touhou15 and then looked out the window after i beat it to see the wonderful full moon. that was really cool. we should all appreciate such small but neat things.) i need to like draw her or smth.

[destinygoldenstar]

Disventure Camp Character Impressions *Compilation* (Part 5)

<< Part 4

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"What the hell was that bullshit in the elimination?!"

OMG THANK YOU

THANK YOU

GRETT CALLS IT OUT. OMG THANK YOU.

I FEEL VALIDATED.

"You mean the way we were exposed?"

...oh.

No I was talking about your choice on voting.

Nope. I'm not validated.

"Golden, that's the thing with us villains. We don't need your permission to slay. We do it anyway."

"What experience can a six year old have?!"

"Well let's see, my parents abandoned me in the woods. Clearly they hate me."

"...I know she's right, but it still hurts to hear."

Oh.

So she's just kinda accepted that she's awful.

"The adults in my life think I'm a demon with no redeeming qualities, so that must be true. Might as well live off that."

Does that imply that Fiore was an accidental pregnancy...?

I mean I'm not a mother, but I know that's something that can happen if you don't, you know, control yourself.

Oh not these two again.

YOU'VE BEEN FIGHTING THE PAST THREE EPISODES. GET OVER IT.

"Hey Tom, I know I said this a dozen times, but I really am sowwy. Can you forgive me?" (Jake)

"Jake I just learned I have cancer. And for some reason I'm gonna say that's your fault. Get out of my life." (Tom)

"You don't have to apologize."

"It's all me. It's always my fault. I'm the one who always has to take the blame for things like this."

"Maybe they're making up."

Up or out?

GOD I JUST SAID I WAS GLAD THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

"For some reason, Golden is whispering in my hear and urging me to kiss the boy."

"Maybe I was wrong to think badly of these young-ins."

"Except Fiore. She's just as bad as I thought."

"What happened to the sky?"

"It's covered in grapes and strawberries, and idk why that is-also why is part of the forest blocked off? Why can't we get out?" (Fiore)

"Fiore I don't think you're supposed to be playing those games." (Alec)

I still headcanon Fiore is a Mortal Combat fangirl.

"Alright gang, grab every weapon in this place you can find and start SMASHING!!!"

"Fiore, I think I know what's happening."

"Don't freak out... but a bear is gonna pop out in a minute and force us to kill each other."

"It's the only explanation. Don't tell anyone."

"Uh, we are right here and in hearing range."

"Did you hear that?!"

"Sounded like gunshots!"

"Don't worry guys! It's just Tom killing a man! It's fine!" (Ellie)

"I KISSSED A SERIAL KILLER?!?!" (Jake)

XD

"I don't care if he's a serial killer! HE'S MY LOVE! WE'RE LETTING HIM IN. WHAT'S THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN?!"

"What's going on?!"

"Ellie why do you have ketchup splashed all over your face?"

"They looked like people, but they're not!"

"I would never kill a man! I swear!!" (Tom)

"What if it was a woman?" (Ellie)

"...shit!!" (Tom)

"I think we... have to... cut off your arm."

NO I WAS JUST JOKING, YOU'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT?!?!?!?!?

"GOLDEN IS OUR OVERLORD AND SHE TOLD ME TO SAVE YOU BY CUTTING OFF YOUR ARM!!!"

"Wow Miriam, how'd you learn to do that?"

"Back in my day, I was secretly a serial killer!"

"Tom! Are you okay?"

"No worries. I got a body count in the double digits now. Cool, huh?"

"You want to ask if I think they're alive? Well I got bad news."

"They're in Mexico right now."

NO GODDAMMIT

FIORE WHYYYYYYYY

“Hey guys! I got another trick I wanna show you. It’s called: ‘BURY YOUR GAYS’”

A six year old is celebrating among her victims.

"WHOO HOOO!!! I KILLED EVERYBODY!!!!"

WHY IS TOM IN THE FAMILY GUY POSE?!?!?!?!?

"See that's my secret Golden. My mask protects me from getting killed, so I'm just faking my death."

"...oh wait I'm not wearing my mask anymore. SHIT-"

"Oh my gosh, my arm! I have my arm!"

"Oh my gosh, I've been in a coma for a MONTH! Cause I died on the first day!"

"I'm just glad I have both my arms again."

Ellie's just done.

"Yeah TOM! Don't cut a woman's arm off! I'M VOTING YOU TONIGHT."

"You'll be distorted for a few more hours, adjusting back to our time, getting back to your body, all that kind of stuff."

"And you'll probably need YEARS of therapy."

(I did impressions A LOT this episode...)

Continued On Part 6 >>

[doublegoblin]

Get To Know My OC (Andrea time)

Thank ya to the ever cool @asterhaze for the tag (wasn't popping up for a notif but I did see my little name in your bunches of people)

I've done this for Alex and Dave (I think lol) so this time I'll be filling this one out for the lovely Andrea; second in command to Alex and honestly the one who helps keep them sane. Let's go!

Are you named after anyone? 

To be perfectly honest; maybe? I don't often talk about it, but, back when I first came here, back when I had those memories still; there was just something about that name that stuck to me. I'm not sure if it was that portion of me's name, someone we liked, or like...whatever else. I still really like it, and it feels like it suits me. Though if I was looking for a change I'd probably go with something like a Rebecca or Sally. Best friends before I started working for the large and looming. Like they still are my best friends...I think? We chat every once in a while but what with work and all...I'm sorry, that wasn't part of the question!

When was the last time you cried? 

Saw a really cute bunch of Dreamers hanging out on the park benches before coming here so uh...I'll let you put those pieces together.

Do you use sarcasm? 

Depends on who I'm around. Most of the other co-workers are fine but uh, boss and big boss? Yeah, nah, it'd turn into one of those moments where you try and make a joke but then that other person makes it out into a whole big lecture. Alex I think would be more likely to tolerate if not understand it, I mean they've tried their hand at it before anyway. Dave on the otherhand...good luck explaining the nuance of that kind of thing to a god. I swear, you'd have a better chance trying to convince him to change the uniform mandate.

Do you have kids? 

Mostly the new batch of newbies that stumble in. Unless you mean the other part of me? Then I have no freakin' idea!

What’s the first thing you notice about people? 

How well they can take a little ribbing. Most people are pretty chill and even tag along. But some, hooo boy, they throw a giant fit! "Oh give it back!" this "How did you even get ahold of it?" that. Bunch of killjoys.

 What’s your eye color? 

So! The shade I'm going with now is like a mix of a soft lavender with an undercut of hazel! When I get bored of it I'm sure I'll change. I love lavender though! Oh my gosh it has to be one of the best colors of the visible spectrum! I haven't tried ultraviolet though...ya know what, think I got a new style to try out.

Scary Movies or Happy Endings? 

Every waking moment here is a nightmare of horrors and corporate smothering...so happy endings are nice!

Any special talents? 

I can throw a knife reeeeeally good. Like, really good. Care to see?

Where were you born? 

Skip

What are your hobbies? 

Oh man don't put me on the spot like this! Uhm...wow mind is a complete blank. I promise I'm not boring! I just...uh...well...I like to go for walks? Do crosswords? Uhm...ugh! I hate these kinds of question so skip!

Do you have any pets? 

Oh my god! *she rummages around in her pocket and pulls out a heavily creased photo* This is Piere! *unfolding the photo you are greeted with the chittering maw of some kind of furry cephalopod * He is the sweetest little Mawlite! He's about three cycle old so still just a hatchling! Now despite his sweet looks he can be such a little rascal! Why recently-*for roughly the next 2-3 hours she enthusiastically goes over every small detail of her pet, the words all blurring together at some point*

What sports do you play/have played? 

Uuuuhm, look I'll be honest with you. If I'm not out working I would much rather set my happy ass down on the couch and snuggle my wittle baby~ But, I was pretty okay at archery.

Favorite subject in school? 

If there is anyone out there who liked anything about onboarding or those stupid preliminary classes I wou-you know what no, I know at least one person. Let me level with ya, I have forgotten most of the nitty-gritty so we'll just skip this question also.

Dream job? 

Despite my bitching, I couldn't think of a better department to work in. Well...maybe the Wildlife sector but then I'd have to deal with that manager and wouldn't have as much time to be home and all that jazz. Though, I would get a sick kit. Knowing Dave though this will be going onto an official record so I'll just say I'm happy where I am.

Tags!: @stanrendipity @lola-theshowgrl @tailoroffates @tisiphonewolfe (Idk how many you have done for these!) @gummybugg @moonluringfrost @mysticstarlightduck

[lisbismuth]

You do not

You simply do not understand the brain rot your Glenn time travel fic has caused me.

Okay so normally I'd save my longass comments for the fic and I'd comment on the fic itself but by Fate you showed up on my dash and I was like !!YOU!! You did this to me!!! (I will be commenting on the fic, but it will be about the actual content in the fic as opposed to whatever this is)

I was casually reading dndads fics, cause I got my sister into it and was watching along with her over discord, and she got to Glenns Arc and asked if I had any fics I could share after cause that's what I do when we share hyper fications because she doesn't like going through them alone (we also read the fics together too, which I will be doing with her with your Glenn fic because it's fantastic)

Anyway I had just read a really fluffy one, when Enter stage left! You.

I binged all you've got, And I was like woah. Woooah. Okay. Ouch. Imma sleep now.

Then I woke up, and had to reread it. Because wow. And as I'm writing this I'm thinking hooo boy imma have to reread it again.

I was doing dishes and thinking about it.

I was on a walk and thinking about it.

I was actively listening to dndads and couldn't Stop thinking about it

It's so freaking good. I'm. I'm finding songs that make me go "ooo this fits that fic!!"

So yeah.

How dare you, you wonderful person, write a fic that haunts me in the best way. I have to go now because it is 3am, but know I will be possiblly.leaving a comment on your fic tomorrow isolating my favorite parts in chapters, and rambling.

I'll probably mention this ask too

Thank you for the amazing fic, I'm obsessed with it. (⁠☆⁠▽⁠☆⁠)

AHDKAJJSK OH MY GOSH- pleasee this is nice, what the hell! :D

Ok, the thing with your sister toallyyy reminds me of my younger sibling and I. I dragged them kicking and screaming into the dndads fandom and I have no regrets LMAO. If your sister does read my fic, I hope she likes it even as a sliver as much as you pfkskdk-

Like?? Rereads and everything?? Fucking insane ahdjk :D I feel like the fact it’s haunting you like this is the HIGHEST compliment ever. And if you ever do want to comment songs that remind you of RGTT, I’d totally give them a listen !!

Seriously tho, thank you so much :D im so so happy you enjoyed it <3

[green5quirrel]

I'm holding out hope that one day a group of weirdos will fly into my apartment while I'm in my robe about to go to bed and one of them will say, "Finally! We've been looking for you everywhere! Listen, we've gotta get you outta here. This place is...so wrong."

And I'll reply, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?? IS THAT A ROBOT?! ARE YOU AN ALIEN!? HOW ARE YOU FLYING!? OMG MY WINDOW!! OMG MY WALL!!"

And they'll be like, "Stop messing around! We gotta go! Big things out there that only you can do! What are those, cats?! Are those the ELDERS!? Why are they CATS?!"

Looking at my small but portly tabbies, "Penelope and Sullivan? They're my babies! My beautiful boy! My beautiful girl! I'm having a breakdown, aren't I?"

"You...really don't know who we are, do you?"

I'll say, "No, but when I wake up from this delusional state I am gonna make so much money writing this story!!"

The robot will say, emotionally, "We're so fucking screwed! They don't remember anything about who they were!!!"

The alien will say, unemotionally, "Yeah, no, we're fucked."

I'll say, in as state of amused shock devolving into mania, "Okay, I gotta know cause my story is gonna need some exposition, who do you fuckers think I am?"

"The Keeper of Knowledge," the one that is neither a robot nor an alien will say. (Though they're not quite human, either.) "Someone who can access the Knowledge of the elder souls who are usually in stylish if not slightly cumbersome amulets that are apparently cats right now. Which, honestly, fits their vibes. ANYWAY! You are also a highly skilled FIGHTER which is what we NEED right now! So fix your brain and let's go! Away. From this weird world."

Here I will uncontrollably laugh, narrowly avoiding the shards of broken window glass with my bare feet as I pace in front of the hovering trio.

"I," I will scream as the group is taken aback, "am I 40-something, 5 foot tall, nonbinary RETAIL WORKER who writes FANFICTION to satiate the creative desires I have been too unmotivated to fulfill to make a living at. I have a squishy belly and Rheumatoid Arthritis and have lived in City, State for my ENTIRE LIFE! I take Medication for ADHD, RA, and depression in addition to, Allegra, Flonase, and Vitamin D so I can function at a BASE LEVEL. Not thriving, but just above miserable. There is no-hooo way I am that stuff you said. I can't even get Sullivan to stop licking his hot spots and scratching the floor let alone reveal to me any weird elder ~KNOWLEDGE~! You folks have the wrong queer with 2 cats!"

"Listen," the spokesperson will say, "you've obviously had your brain fucked with. Yeah, you have all those things but they've always been treatable. It was hard enough convincing you of your abilities when you first joined the group and I really don't want to go through all of that again. You aren't from here. You never were. This planet acts as a symbiotic parasite. It's psychologically mind-fucking you. But when we get you far enough away hopefully everything will return to normal and your brain will remember who you are. Regardless, we really don't have time for this shit. Knock them out."

I will turn wide-eyed as the alien and robot come at me menacingly and pick up my portly cats as if they would be any help at defending me. (They won't.)

When I finally come to on a space ship I'll remember that I'm part of an intergalactic data collecting agency that has, somehow, saved the universe several times over by protecting countless innocent lives from being destroyed by their own ignorance and, yes, I'm a bad ass fighter. Also we defected from the data collecting agency by helping people and we're on the run. We're also all really intelligent but really bad at rational thought.

The Elders will stay cats for some reason (because they like being cats) except they'll have glow-y eyes cause that's cool. And they talk to me telepathically.

And, yeah, my life is kind of hard and scary and dangerous and I might be killed at any moment but it's still a lot better that living on that shit succubus of a planet that fed on my inadequacy and fear. At least I have a purpose.

Oh, and my girlfriend still exists except instead of being in Canada she's actually stuck in a space station far away working as a cardiac nurse and she's an alien and I love her.

And I have a really killer mustache.

[sir-yeehaw-paws]

The Citadel DLC is absolutely amazing. Laugh til I'm crying amazing. I have no notes that was a wild ride from start to finish and a perfect little reprieve after Thessia omg.

Now, I think we're getting near to the finale portion (which I imagine will take place in a series of fast moving stages) Starting here with Sanctuary. Henry Lawson's cute little pet project of hell.

I can safely say I genuinely don't have a clue how anything or any concept is going to pan out because I keep getting thrown for loops which is good for keeping up the anticipation.

Least we're not alone for this next nightmare. Although I do wish we could run in these dream sequences.

Watching the video logs and confirming just how well the Illusive Man manipulated Shephard like hooo boy. You almost have to respect it in a twisted sort of way.

HOW MANY BYTES? EDI YA GENIUS.

"Just stop Cerberus..please." How does one line get me crying so hard??

The Illusive Man infuriates me but I can't hate him. I like how he's written and presented.

THEY MOVED THE ENTIRE CITADEL? THEY CAN DO THAT?

Giving us the option to shank Leng is absolutely catharsis in a bottle.

IT IS TIME FOR WAR.

LOOK AT THEM ALL

WE ARE COMING

Blowing up that gun was SATISFYING

There's lots of random little moments coming together here that are so great. Major Coats, the random marine talking a civilian through wound dressing over the radio, checking in with your allies while being inter-cut at times with a random battle. Idk how to describe it, it's just really well done.

There's no music here just endless enemies and ally radio chatter. Effective for atmospheric energy alright.

Have I mentioned I HATE the sound the Reapers make???

All the ground troops from the Alliance just get slaughtered in droves fjgjfh.

Killing the Destroyer is nice I died 2x to that thing.

I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU

I. Think.

EeeWWWW

Just a screenshot summary here because HI

New look is certainly striking oh indoctrinated one.

AAAA.

Plot twist of all time.

So uhm. I'm guessing from AI kid here that in this universe Synthetics must've come first-and then organics? If I have that correct? I'm not entirely sure I've managed to get the best grasp of the lore but that's what I'm getting.

I actually wanted to pick the synthesis ending but I ended up locked into destroy because I didn't know what each path lead to and figured it would let you see before you picked but ANYWAY.

It WAS nice to see the Reapers fucking explode but EDI I'm sorry EDI and Geth and everyone else. Next time, I'll do a replay okay.

I think I'm absorbing a bit. I knew before i got into the series that ME3 had become rather infamous but never engaged with the conversations, having no context. I am. Fascinated.

The game itself is fantastic tho. I think of the trilogy it's my favourite. Which is odd because there's such a feeling of exhausted hopelessness throughout the whole thing and YET-

I really really liked it.

Wait who the hell are these two?

"Ok..one more story." aye?

Always do enjoy a lil ending thank you note.

And then there was 3.

All these years in space and now we're on Earth. In Vancouver.

Anderson is an Admiral. Kaiden's a Major and we

Are grounded. Partially for wiping out the Batarian colony, *I think*? And for. Other stuff.

Not a Mass Effect game unless something explodes in the intro. I can't really tell how long it's been between ME2 and now but boy oh boy does Shephard sound tired.

Vega, this new guy is pretty much what I'd concur is the definition of 'beefcake' look at the SIZE of this man.

Anderson gave up his Council Position huh? I wondered why he'd gone Admiral. Now I know.

So the kid in the vents wouldn't let us save him, but he's okay later. We go to Mars, and Kaiden and Shephard have enough (sexual) tension to cut fucking glass. At this point you two ought to punch this out or SOMETHING. A fight (or idk something!) might do you both a world of good. Perhaps moreso on Kaiden's end, but eh, who can really say.

Gentlemen have you heard of marriage counseling.

WE CAN FINALLY CLIMB. AND RUN LONGER THAN TEN STEPS WITHOUT WHEEZING.

LIARA. Always good to have Liara back she's fabulous. Where's my GF tho, I guess Tali is probably off doing stuff with the migrant fleet.

Is this a woman? A biotic? An AI who knows!

Illusive Man is once again a royal pain in the ass because of course he is.

KAIDEN.

I wandered around the Citadel largely wasting my time because I was putting off talking to Udina I have priorities.

What HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE BAILEY WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

:( Shep :( He sounds SO SAD here. The Dr's behind him just let him talk. They don't even bother interrupting him. But then, why would they?

SHOCKING SHOCK OF SHOCKS Council can't help, and the sky is blue.

Oh and we dream now.

You know what Samantha you're completely valid EDI does have a very sexy voice.

*Insert EDI and Glyph ship here*

The memorial on the Normandy is an awesome detail that also sucker punched me right in the feels.

My priorities are in order:

I find myself wondering as I play if Mass Effect was always planned as a trilogy from the get-go because it absolutely has that sort of feeling to it.

And man if Hackett isn't a real one. Man's had our back since day one and has yet to let us down. Pouring one out for Hackett.

[essektheylyss]

[to the tune of "This Year" by the Mountain Goats, through gritted teeth] I am gonna make it. through this draft. if it kills me.

[titular-twins-tournament]

Hooo boy, you want propaganda? I'll do it. I'll do it for my boys: Lucas and Claus propaganda, big time. Thank you for sending me into a passionate typing frenzy.

(Mother 3 spoilers ahead. Of the massive kind. Obviously. And also, a wall of text.)

So I was reading the tags and yeah, yeah the other two suffered and one died. Okay, but that's also true for Lucas and Claus. I think you really need to hear the full plot to understand exactly what went down here and why they've suffered enough to deserve the win.

They were happy boys. They were. Claus was the more energetic and spunky of the two while Lucas was a little timid. Claus would often encourage him to play in the more reckless ways he did and you can see from the opening "name your character" sequence that Claus has a lot of love for his family, enthusiastically dragging their mom, Hinawa, along to join them, always with a big smile on his face.

Okay, so that's great and all. But where's the pain? Oh. I'm getting to that.

The town they lived in, Tazmilly was rural and idyllic, no need for an economy or struggles really. Everyone was friends and things like farmers or builders. Until the Pigmask army. Now long story short, these guys were led by the frustrated secondary antagonist of the previous game who could time travel and stumbled upon Lucas and Claus's timeline. The guy was into messed up genetic experiments and might have let some loose around the forest surrounding Tazmilly while they set it aflame.

But Lucas and Claus were not there. No, they were across the forest with their mom while their dad, Flint, stayed behind. Having only received one last letter from Hinawa, Flint tries to reunite the family, but in the end, Hinawa dies to one of the monstrosities let loose (a corruption of a once nice creature the boys used to play with) and Claus, reckless as ever, vows to avenge Hinawa and fight the creature. But he loses and is presumed dead.

Afterward, as Lucas has to learn to grieve alongside his father (btw the scene where Flint learns of Hinawa's death? Oof.), it turns out that Claus wasn't actually dead, but gravely injured. Unfortunately, the people who found him was not the villagers of Tazmilly who could take him back home, but the Pigmask army. The baddies. And what did they do? Make him a cyborg. Remove most of his will. Create him as the ideal child soldier to their cause and after all that. After all that. After Lucas's journey to defeat the Pigmasks from ruining his home, who else is the final boss who has been in their way the whole time, but his OWN BROTHER.

Yes.

The final battle of Mother 3. Is against your own twin brother.

And here's the kicker. Here's the kicker, right?

Lucas can't stomach fighting him. No matter what. He can't. It is only when a final reminder of their mother hits Claus, is that when he remembers who he was. And in his incredible guilt over what he had done and burning desire to see his mom again after all that, he realizes. Lucas has since gained the ability to automatically reflect lightning. And Claus has lightning powers. So....

MAN

THIS IS THE WORST PART. He purposefully aims a bolt and Lucas to where it bounces back and hits HIM and he dies. He dies, to his own attack. On purpose. To see his mom again, to punish himself for what he had done, whatever it might have been, AUGH

(i am in pain)

So anyway, TL;DR this is one of the most tragic stories in gaming ever and that's why you should vote for Lucas and Claus. They need something good in their lives for once.

Sincerely, The Mother fandom

👀👀👀

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Okay I forgot to mention but yeESSSSS YAASSSSSSS EVEN ATHENA KNOWS IT'S TRUE DETECTIVE REYESSSSSS!!

Anyway about the last scene: -.- seriously bro. Hi, how are you guys?? Ugh. I mean, I'm glad we wrapped up a storyline, but c'mon, guys -.- . I am kinda peeved. Anyway, live reaction (reanactment):

Oh great (at them before they noticed lol)

Oh NO

OH NO

Oh DAAANG

Wait there's no way that's a human body right. It's just blood. RIGHT??

No no there's something there- I kinda thought pig a minute ago?? Idek

I S W E A R if it's a dead human body-

PHEWW hooo okay yeah it's just a pig

I mean AHHH still and :((( poor pig but dang still :/

Ohhh I thought it was about herrrr still. Like idk they just knew they were a thing or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ They're not exactly subtle. Idk if I believe that though-

Ohhh okay nah nevermind yeah it's that fake police guy. Ahh nice, chillin'

Welp, I think I can survive another week without much Tarlos, since we'll have whatever the heck we'll get with 3x13 :)) I will miss them though - at least give me both of them separately 😭😭 (although then I'd probably say 'so they were both THERE but we couldn't see them together 😤😤 /lh' so eh there's no winning xd nah I'll survive though lol).

Anyway!! Time for the. . .

REVIEW

Okay! So, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS EPISODE!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

The CARLOS ANGST!!! Immaculate 🥰🥰❤️😍😍😤😤😤 (in a good way) 😭😭😍😍❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰🥰

Now, this review will probably be short (hopefully - and also because I might have my eye on writing something 👀. . . Maybe Carlos combined with spring break has done it for me xDD), but rest assured I adored it all :))

Well, okay, maybe not ALL of it - let's get into that :))

For a little bit, lol.

Anyway!! Owen. Eh, not my favorite storyline ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I've honestly even had ones this season that I prefer. But, it wasn't horrible. I mean, c'mon, we got Catherine c a l l i n g h i m t h e f r i c k o u t, yes, icon, even if she's not my favorite, we got some Mateo, Tommy, Paul, AND TK shoved in there at some point (Judd too, obviously, but my point is we saw him at other points :)) ), so that was nice :D. Not much Marjan ://. But, I did love her being there in the first bit, even if it wasn't for much :)). I miss her and I love her <33. And poor girl to have to see that :((. Any of them, obviously, I'm just talking about her right now lol. She doesn't deserve it, and none of them do :'( 😭😭.

Anyway! PAUL :DD. Literally my reaction lol. Glad we got to see a little bit of how he's doing :)), makes sense to do a follow-up, but this episode was already jam-packed (mostly with Owen 🙄🙄 - but again I say, at least he got put into his place 😌😌 twice xDD). Still very happy to see my boy though :DDD. I love him <33. Also, as I saw someone else mention, yesss!! His concern for Owen 🥰🥰. Even when he won't take care of himself lol. Also, him and Tommy ALSO calling Owen out, for various things XDD. Beautiful.

And, as a plus to the Owen storyline, we got to see a dead pig :D. The threat mostly is the fun part :)). That's the second- well, I guess third, since I just said Tommy and Paul did xDD, time somebody out Owen in his lace- . . . place 😌😌😌. Obviously it's not GOOD, and kind of annoying it's him, but still: epic :)). And also ~ drama ~ so, lol.

Aaaanyway!

CARLOS AND GRACE!!!!

CARLOS AND GRACE CARLOS AND GRACE CARLOS AND GRACE CARLOS AND GRACE CARLOS AND GRACE-

Yes I typed all of those out (not really painstakingly lol xdd) <333.

ANYWAY! I've talked about them plenty already, but just- they deserved more 😭😭😭. Or deserved better 😭😭😭, or both, I don't know. I mean more screen time, with this plot specifically (looking at you, Owen -.-), but I also just mean they don't deserve this paainnnn 😭😭😭😭😭 :'((( :((

AGH

Anyway 😘, I love how happy Carlos looks to see her 🥰🥰🥰🥰!! And him barely knowing anything about gaming/streaming - 😭 AUGH iconic. Also them reading those stream comments is my life lol. Thank you XDD.

Lone Star writers know what we WANT. The weird stuff, at least xD. And, sometimes. LOL, anyways :'))) (kinda suffering xDD).

Anyway, I love them so much 🥰🥰🥰🥰.

And ATHENA!!!

Hey girl :DDDDDD!!

Love you 🥰🥰 you're my child too 😘😙 Welcome, you're adopted 🥳🥳 (not that you weren't already, but you know :)) )

Now, I personally DID think that conversation was a bit awkward, but I'd definitely take it over no conversation 😌😌😌 :))). I just love them all so much :p. Also, I love the idea of them knowing each other, and Buck, Eddie, and Hen knowing the others, BUT THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY KNOW EACH OTHER XDDD. Or, the others, I guess. It's a whole complicated situation, but I hope you get what I mean XDD.

ALSO GRACE RYDER ICON EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!! AYYYYY HER!!! I KNOW THAT DOESN'T MAKE MUCH SENSE BUT SHHH DON'T MIND IT 🥰🥰🥰

Anyway LOL that was hilarious XD. Also Athena "I like her" and Carlos "Me too", plus Carlos dying after Grace said it - iconic XDD.

Also, Athena has adopted two new children 🥰🥰🥰. Welcome guys, you're part of the family now. No questions :)), no arguments <33. Just go :'DDD. Ahhh, watching them go off like it's to college, with a tear in my eye :').

XDDD Anyway!!!

TARLOS!!!

THE NOD, THE STARING AT HIM, THE JOKING AROUND BUT MAKING SURE HE'S AWARE AND SAYING ANYTHING THAT NEEDS TO BE SAID BECAUSE BY GOLLY S O M E O N E HAS TO NOT QUITE EXPRESS BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THIS MAN'S EMOTIONS FOR HIM!!!!

Anyway, I'm fine 😌😌😌😌😌🥰🥰🥰🥰 :))) <333.

:')))

(suffering but I love it, suffering from happiness almost 🥰🥰😍❤️❤️❤️❤️🥳😌😌😌😌😙😘😘😙😙 goodbye <33)

Anyway xDD. I love them!!! But I won't say much more on theme write now because, like I said, I may write something 👀👀👀.

ALSO JUDD BEST FATHER EVER YES THANK YOU <333

AND HUSBAND!!!

I JUST LOVE JUDD OKAY???!??!??? HIM <3333

Lol, also, I was gonna say, since I said best husband at the end of the post previous to my one about the scene in the loft, at the end of IT (the loft post), TK best boyfriend 🥰🥰🥰🥰. Or TK also best husband xDDD. Anyway, lol, love them all <333333 (all four of them). But yeah, Judd was amazing and nice and caring and all helpful as always :)).

Tbh, I know it isn't in high demand, but, waiting for a Judd storyline! He's always helping others people with their problems, having conversations with them, but when's it time for someone else to help him with his 🥰🥰👀🥰🥰? Also, I know there was Wyatt, but I kind of forgot that for a minute, and still - thst wasn't much, and it has been 5 episodes. Idk I'm just saying ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I'm okay with the way we are right now, for now, I just love him a lot :)))

Lastly

Nancy Gillian's absence is deafening <3.

SKFHSKFKSLFKSLKJDLS

LOL

Anyway! Yeah :)). That's just about it, a nice good Nancy mention because I miss h e r <333 (not like I don't miss someone else just h e r <333 and also the fact that I miss her :')) - mostly happy there not suffering just kinda sad and happy and yeah I love her ❤️❤️❤️😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😭😭🥰🥰🥰) to round it off.

Overall: I loved this episode! We got to see a little bit of everyone - except Nancy. 😒. Anyway! We got a Carlos storyline, AND a Grace storyline, and the Owen plot wasn't horrible either! Plus, it had the high points of his friends and others taking him down a peg, or trying to anyway, even through threats :)). And, uh, even if we don't like those >:(. No threats. Bad. Doo dee doo. . . But I'm just saying I think it's telling that I put >:) at first. That's all I'm saying!

Lol, anyway, I loved the episode. Not to even mention the background TK :)), and the RYDERS!! MMH, love them <33. And really, I can't deny Carlos was looking hot xDD <33. And also adorable lol <33 xD. Mostly because of his hair :') (happy). Ahh. Such a good boy :). Not like, in a weird way, just- idk like a blorbo kind of. Idk I keep thinking of Sausage from Empires 😭😭😭. XD. In general I think it might be better suited to Minecraft men lol. Anyway! Curls, adorable, him, adorable, Tarlos, adorable, Grace, adorable, Judd, adorable, Paul, adorable, Charlie, adorable, TK, adorable - yes, we love them all <333333.

And one more thing: ATHENAAAA!!! Girl I love you <333. Like I said, it was a little awkward, the conversation there, but I still loved it <333. And I love her, and her relationship (however new it is ;) - I'm sure we'll get more, which is mostly the meaning of that wink by the way, besides that just for fun lol) with them :)). And like I said - clearly (it better be that) Athena knows Carlos and Grace, and Buck, Eddie, and Hen, know TK, Marjan, Judd, Paul, and Owen <33. And maybe even Tommy, depending on if they met her there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Also, those hearts are not for Owen specifically lol - you need to share, Owen xdd. But not in a "Share my love" way, just a, not really for you xDD. Not exclusively anyway, and you're CERTAINLY not top for my favorites/loved most list lol. Anyway!!! I imagine they see the others and what not on social media or whatever, like Instagram, since they swapped some of those, and maybe a few (PLATONIC idk it's just kinda usually a romantic thing so I'm covering my bases, making sure xDD) phone numbers, but still, lol. Anyway, yeah, I love them all <3333.

Soo, yeah! I really loved the episode :DD. Even though it's hard to choose, definitely one of my favorites!! :DDDD! It's up there somewhere :))).

So yeah! It was absolutely great. This has been my review of. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 3, Episode 11, Prince Albert in A Can

I'm definitely impressed with all that's happened so far, and interested in what's coming in the future :). I'm excited for the next episode! I'll have another review then, for. . .

9-1-1: Lone Star, Season 3, Episode 12, Negative Space

See you next week!!!

[dreamland-arcade]

~I'd hate to bring up the long dead "shipping" debate but as someone who's actually romantically involved (I gots me a cutie girlfriend :3), I'm just gonna put out the pairings with me that I hate and the ones that I like! And my opinion might as well be fact because I'm Amy, and you can't really argue with the Amy Rose.~

~Anyways, here's the list of ships I hate with me in them, and also yes they're the me x men ships. I am also including a few non-men here as well, but that's because I'm going by "canon." I am absolutely trying not to misgender here!~

-💌🌹

~First one's obvious, its Sonamy and its trash. If you like Sonamy then you're automatically scum of the planet and nobody here wants anything to do with you.~

Second is Me x Metal Sonic. Really? Are you absolutely serious? Why yes Amy nothings more romantic than seeing you date the robot who LITERALLY KIDNAPPED YOU! Quite actually "Eff off." I think Metal is fine... he's certainly just robot Sonic, and I think we're on okay terms now, but, and this is a big "but", I do not view him as a romantic partner. In fact I kind of what nothing to do with him as a romantic partner. Sure, I dressed him up and gave him back to Eggman, but I felt bad seeing him tossed aside by his technically father. I wanted to be nice, don't mistake my kindness for romantic intent.~

~Now comes the list of people I absolutely wouldn't care about being paired with here!~

Tails x Amy is so... overlooked. If I wasn't dating Chen and he wasn't dating Chrys we might actually have a little thing going on. Also not to mention, we both have good taste in hedgehogs! (Yes I'm calling you out on your crush on Chen! It was cute!)

Silver! Again, like Tails, we have a connection here! Silver is a naive guy and I don't know, maybe they'd need a grounded gal like me to keep them from floating away into danger. Also super dorky and charismatic!

Chrys Starwalker! Look, if I wasn't madly in love with xyr sister I'd probably take a shot at xem! Of course, Tails is there but, if you put pieces together and we all became poly, it'd probably work.

Now, this might be a bit of a controversial take, but Shadow. But not just any Shadow, MY Shadow. The TRSU source Shadow, one from my memories and all that. Hooo boy she's a real sweetie. This is such an important memory to me, but being the first person Shadow went to about transitioning, let me tell you I was so close to crying! She trusted me with something so personal, and for that? Man I wouldn't mind if I saw a couple art of us as t4t girlfriends. I don't know much about how Hive Shadow views this pairing, but I'm kind of partial to it due to my own experiences.