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i've come to accept that my mom is never going to respect my personal boundaries but I need her to respect my financial ones
#when I wanted a $200 bicycle from Walmart and she took my debit card and bought a $400 sports bike while I was at school#i got a bunch of messages from creditkarma and a bank the other day and thought someone stole my SSN#NOPE she decided to sign me up for a credit card without my consent :)#it's got an insane APR and I'm between jobs so I can't even use it#and if she taking the time to talk to me she would know I've seen cards like that and I ignore them because the interest rate is too high#anyways 🚬#dzifa speaks
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one of my ctp readers admitted to being “almost 14” i’m gonna actually commit a crime

#these kids on wattpad…you get what you pay for#for uneeded context to new mutuals ctp is a steamy smutty smut fic#also like…not that i’m condoning minors to read smut—especially when said smut is written by adults—You Shouldn’t#but when i was a kid getting my smut fill—you just don’t mention your age or you lie#kids these days have like no internet skills—you put you were born in 1979 and that’s that#anyways 🚬#rose.txt
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Happy Holidays!
#cat fortress#tf2 spoilers#tf2#team fortress 2#the days have worn away#now I will close asks - in 3 hours#actually… when I wake up🙏#tf2 au#:3#drew over the original of course! the drawing itself took days after all#it doesn’t look as good as I wanted it to#but at least I’m not stressing about getting it done haha ! I hope you enjoy anyways :3#⚾️scratch#🚬snap#💣demomew#💜Mrs DeGrowl#🎈general patton dough#🌾yawna#🫐fluffy’s mama#🥪fluffy#💉meowdic#🔥zoomies#🧸georgia washington dough#🪻zhanclaw#🥀beanislava#🪖biscuits#🎯snipurr#🛠️enginya#🎤tomcat jones#💀whiskers
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my dear friend @marlenacantswim asked me to draw the TOS yaoi polycule and i want you to know this is what the whole show is like to me
#in many ways jim kirk as a character is like. what if laios touden was in starfleet#i would really like to see that actually i think laios would have a great time in star trek#just a very autistic very asexual dude stuck in the horniest television show known to man#walking up to random aliens like hello sir do you have a cloaca :)#imagine him finding out about the concept of pon farr#‘chilchuck!! this lady said its pon farr night at the vulcan nightclub!!!’#chilchuck: 😐🍺🚬#anyway#mcspirk#i need to watch more tos i keep thinking about the episode where they steal spocks brain#good episode. great tv#star trek fanart#star trek tos#star trek the original series#jim kirk#s’chn t’gai spock#bones mccoy#spirk#love the fact that the only other ship name for kirk/spock is kock. this amuses me#noah.jpg#star trek
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Al the kinda guy to nut in his pants after a threat
#he has like#four other people he says this to and it works every time#you a real one if you recognize the outfit I gave Gil goddamn it’s been a while 🚬#hws prussia#hws america#amepru#pruame#hetalia#hetalia fanart#once again posting at a non 11:32 time#tagging along to world meetings means he can shakedown every simp he knows#mama needs cigs money#digital art#my art#alfred is a sick sick fucker#I wanna make him like one of those incels who nut if their crush talks to them but easily tips over the edge of he sees#em talking to other guys#you know what I mean??#anyway i think that’d be a funny amepru dynamic
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Madagio: Should you disregard the mission entirely... or attempt to cheat me... I will ensure you spend the rest of your life in this toxic and vile wasteland. Doomed to wander, and die in obscurity... and anyone you made connections with on Quesadilla will suffer. This is not a game to me.
Fit: Finally, I can remember your name. I care about the people on this island. I'll complete the job, but you better not be using their data to do harm.
Today is the one year anniversary of Fit's epic cinematic lore stream – The Contract, where we finally learned Madagio's name and more about their deal with Fit. 🐈
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#FitMC#Fit#Madagio#QSMP#December 30 2023#I once said Fit has some of the best lore on the QSMP and I still stand by that#Es cine 🚬#Fit's lore wasn't just cinematic and beautiful#it was also really well written and compelling#I hope we get to see more of that story someday#It killed me to edit this down since Fit did such an amazing job on this stream but alas!#Anyways go rewatch this stream it's a banger
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10 THINGS FOR PEOPLE YOU’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER
thank you mick!! @solardrop for the tag!!
Last song: E.T by katy perry, but the rock version
Favorite color: umm... right now i think it's either a soft pink or the brightest yellow in the world (or black)
Last book: the scorpio races <3
Last film: alice in wonderland, the live action! it is a very nostalgic and happy movie for me. i love the insanity of it
Last tv show: smallville!! it's so good omfg (yes, i did start it for clark...)
Sweet/savoury/spicy: sweet!! love when it hits my sweet tooth real good, but i also crave savory foods sometimes,, need a mix of both fr
Relationship: clark kent's girlfriend <3
Last googled: "how to describe a college party" 😭 the life of a writer...
Current obsession: CLARK KENT!! from smallville... if you didn't know already... i need him so bad in every way shape and form oml... he is so stupid and i love him and i need to kill him.
Looking forward to: graduating highschool... i am so mentally done with it DAMN
no pressure tags!! @bonesnplywood @rigorwhoring @vaaaaaiolet @tojicide @starpoweredv1b @losermuse @myjiro @teddybeartoji + anyone who would like to join!!
#— tag games .#— lea's blog .#THANK YEW MICK FOR THE TAG!!!#literally high potential is SOSOSOSOSO GOOD#LMFAO i (do not) love that e.t. is literally abt aliens (... clark kent 🚬😔)#anyways#i love alice in wonderland#every since the first time i watched it as a little girl it was my fav movie#for the longest time i wanted my nsme to be alice#LMFAO crazy work#i am being so annoying abt clark so sorry guys <3
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The women competing in the 2025 Rally de Portugal during shakedown:
Sarah Rumeau and co-driver Julie Amblard
Claire Schönborn and co-driver Jara Hain
Rachele Somaschini
Inês Ponte, co-driver for José Pedro Fontes
Inês Veiga, co-driver for Gonçalo Henriques
#theres actually two more if you count magda oliveira who co drove a course car and another icelander who i cannot find a pic :(#anyway… idk if i should add nicola pic in here bc obviously he codrove for rachele 🦈 but also i want to make this exclusively abt women#like nicola coaches a bunch of female codrivers can we let him be an honourary woman 😔🚬#*#rally portugal 2025#women in motorsport#wim#wrc
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No because he went from
"You never saw me naked, you wouldn't even touch me, except if you were wasted"
to
"And your fingers foxtrot on my skin // And our bodies converse like old friends"
and I'm supposed to just live with that? Are you telling me to go on about my day after this?? Piss off.
#i am NOT sorry about all the Provider talk. she's so dear to me#“oh but the lyrics are -” 😗🤏😤 let me shut you up chief. dude has been SO SERIOUS and poetic this whole time#if being in love means he allows himself to be silly and humorous without any passive aggressiveness behind? let him#he's allowed to be corny and silly and happy 🥹💙#🚬 anyways#sleep token#even in arcadia
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"So I went over and I was like, hey, would this guy happen to have brown hair, brown eyes, about yay high—" He hovers his hand right underneath the edge of the table. For emphasis. Percy kicks at his ankles. "Fuck you very much."
some art for @birdiedoesdc's night watch fic, steal the air out of my lungs, make me feel it ♥ i love these two. they suck and are not nice to each other. i have not stopped thinking about them for even a SINGLE day.
#night watch#percy grant#jason todd#jason todd x oc#what a tag 🚬#haven art#anyways birdie continues to create the most fun banger stuff i'm having the time of my life !!!!!!
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i think this don't blink might have just changed my life, not to be dramatic about it...
#CLOSE YOUR LEGS WHORE🫵#just noticed the 'lando' perfectly placed there...#ANYWAYS#ngl lando idk what happened over the weekend that made you distance yourself#BUT THIS IS SOMEWHAT OF A LOVE LETTER MY GUY#the 'not' friends who always speak about how IMPORTANT they are in eachother's lives#these gays...🚬#and we finally see them ACTUALLY play padel together#what a year already#carlando#dont blink#carlitos#carlos sainz jr#landino#lando norris#monaco gp 2025#also teto why are you smiling like that when he talks about lando... sTAWP#can i also say carlos' home is so... empty#and teto basically lives in it too ACT SURPRISED
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man. i love making poses. 🤲
#it's interesting how the contrast here is warmer in comparison to say...#when he was with atlas where the white and black were such a sharp contrast.. just thoughts 🚬#i've had to start getting into posing couples and i was a bit nervous at first because it can get intricate pretty quick#different shapes different sizes sorta like a puzzle#but when it comes together and you can finally match what's in your brain? coo#anyways struggled to get through this scene brain is still not 100% but at least i got the screenshots done#gonna go relax now#a year in nordhaven: extras
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two mimir
Day 3: Literal Sleeping Together
#yangchen and her safety blanket/waterbender#🙏#pao tries to not finish a prompt drawing on the same day its due challenge (fucking impossible)#🚬🚬🚬#anyways#yangvikweek2024#yangvik#avatar yangchen
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Autism mom doesn't know she's also autistic .
I can't imagine Knives being the easiest kid to raise 😭. Thers no WAY anyone on that ship was qualified enough to properly care for two autistic alien children !!!
#hairbrush thing is based off my own childhood btw.#id SCREEAAAAM at my mothers face because I hated my hair being brushed so bad#sorry mama love youuu#I imagine knives being just. So overstimulated always#that poor kid. no one knew how to help him#and Vash is ignored bc he never complains about anything#I have so many headcanons its insane... whatever...🚬#anyway I love Rem with all of my heart and she did the best she could but she was way too young#Knives had to be getting on her nerrrrves#trigun#millions knives#my art#trigun fanart#vash the stampede#millions knives fanart#rem saverem#my headcanons are a mix of both 98 and trimax btw :D
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my favorite guy :D (calls him a whore) (throw rocks at him) (recedes his hairline) (throw more rocks at him)-
#🌹🪭#💝🚬#anyways me with spy in a way where i cant describe why#idk why but medic was kinda real for keeping his head in the fridge#i mean what#self ship community#selfship meme#self ship#selfship community#selfship#selfshipping#f/o blog#proships dni#self ship meme#fictosexual#yumeship#self shipping#oc x canon#f/o#ok to rb
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