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ERIC BOGOSIAN as Daniel Molloy
Interview with the Vampire, AMC - Series 2, Episode 8
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horny devils minion thought came to me that i feel like you may appreciate but you can 00% ignore this ask if no 🫣 on anon as well for it
in universe with the vamps, penetrative sex doesn’t really work because their bodies are essentially dead and they can’t do it like that. but if daniel is still alive he can. and armand might be cold and dead but on god does he still have a hole. anyway thought is vampire cockwarming (cock-colding?? it’d only be warm if he’d just killed and ate several people but also daniel would be into that as well.) not necessarily sex but armand is just sitting on him no reaction probably talking about toaster ovens or something and daniel is there just shaking and sweating and trying not to buck his hips up. yeahhh.
sorry if this is too weird i feel i just have to share this with someone with equal devils minion brainrot
ooooo no worries anon this is so good I’m obsessed ‼️‼️‼️ omgggg, I feel like I’ve read fics with similar concepts (def have read fics where book Armand gets penetrated by Daniel and Daniel is fascinated by his weird biology). But the idea of Armand being disinterested while Daniel is getting edged out of his mind is so mf good ‼️‼️ ughh omgg anon if u write u have got to write this, this is such a strong concept
thank u for the ask haha ❤️❤️ and as a general psa, I’m all for weird nsfw devils minion and vampire chronicles thoughts in my inbox and u guys don’t have to be shy or guilty sending me stuff like this lol
#Armand#daniel molloy#devils minion#the devils minion#daniel x armand#Armand x daniel#the vampire chronicles#vampire chronicles#tvc#iwtv
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Hi! I have some IWTV qs after seeing the movie&the internet isn't helping me at all. Hoping you could! 1.I've seen book explanations for why Lestat survived the fire, but is there something I missed in the movie to explain it? 2.What did Armand mean when he said he'd die if Louis left? 3.Why was Louis so weak and feeding off rats towards the end?Traumatized by the fire or something? 4.If Louis hated being a vamp so much,why didn't he just kill himself? &my last question will be in another ask...
^1/3 5. Is a possible interpretation of the ending that Louis&Lestat are working together again? Lestat said he could go out again if he had Louis but Louis said he had to go. Lestat then somehow ends up going after the guy that Louis was just talking to? Obvi not a coincidence so maybe he's just following Louis...but what if he's doing what he said? He's going out again bc he has Louis. Louis set up Malloy; or at least did so only after his reaction to his story? Maybe a stupid theory lol. ^2/3 anyway, sorry to come at you with all these questions, I just can't find answers anywhere else. Loved the movie and would just like to understand it better. I also think Louis&Lestat could be working together again because if Louis has resigned to killing people to survive, which is all Lestat ever really wanted him to be, is there any real reason they can't be in eachother's lives anymore? Thank you so much for any time you can give me and my questions lol! ^3/3
Wow, Anon, that's a lot of questions! Thanks for asking me 💗

The 1994 movie doesn't say how Lestat escaped the fire. In the book, Armand first tells Louis that Lestat had died, but much later, Armand tells Louis that Lestat left the theatre before Louis returned to burn it down:
Here's the script for Interview with the Vampire. It's similar, but not the same as the movie! It doesn't explain why Lestat survived the fire, but it's a fun read.
In the Vampire Lestat, Lestat says Armand took him by carriage to Magnus's tower after the trial, and after Claudia died, probably before the fire.
Hit the jump, cut for length.
2. Armand needed Louis to "quicken him once more," but he wasn't really dying in the physical sense. It's more like he saw in Louis a way to live again, having a new relationship with a New World vampire and experiencing the technology and culture with Louis is a reason to live. In the books, Armand forms a relationship with the interviewer Daniel, and they explore technology, culture, etc. of the time together (it's in Queen of the Damned). Armand wanted that kind of companion in Louis but Louis wasn't interested.
3. I think you meant Lestat? Bc Louis isn't eating rats at the end, it's Lestat. Lestat was weak from surviving the fire that Louis set on him before he and Claudia left for Europe, and an injury from Armand*.
*In the Vampire Lestat, he's on the roof of Magnus's tower with Armand, after Claudia's death, and Armand apparently punches Lestat off the tower, further injuring Lestat:
So, Lestat was pretty weak and horrible-looking, and would have had trouble going into places with people to kill them without freaking them out, so feeding on animals was easier:
4. Louis, deep down, didn't actually hate himself enough to want to kill himself. But he does try later in the series, depending which books you include as canon. Personally, I think Louis has conflicting feelings about how much he loves art, nature, humanity, Lestat, and the other vampires... he loves how his senses were enhanced by becoming a vampire, but it's also somewhat shameful, bc the price of those things he loves comes at the cost of continuing to take human life to fuel his existence.
I think Louis really was ready to kill himself for giving into his nature and feeding on a child, and that's really why Lestat turned Claudia, to protect Louis from the overwhelming guilt of having killed the most innocent victim. Luckily it seems like Louis didn't go for any more children, so Lestat didn't have to turn any more of them!
5. Tackling this in a separate post and I'll link to it 😎 [X]
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I'm sorry, but I still cannot take the show seriously. And at this point I'm not sure I'm even supposed to.
Trying to detangle that a bit.
First off, season two is not a horror show in the classical sense, but partially marketed as one.
There is a chilling and depressing factor in the way the relationships are presented, but that's more psychodrama than anything else tbh.
And yeah, Rice's books are super kitschy and have that flowery language, but they also describe the absloute worst and fucked up things that can happen in great and gripping detail, and when you read that it sucks you in, so it's harder to emotionally distance yourself from it, even if it's completely over the top.
Now a show cannot get into it that much for different reasons, so it has to rely on showing it.
Which season 2 does not.
They simply canned the supernatural horror for relationship drama. And it's quite a choice to single that out. Combined with Rice's over he top tone the whole thing is just ridiculous.
And didn't one trailer even call it 'queer supernatural romance' or something?
So where is the horror?
In season 1 we at least had the aspect of Lestat 'playing' with his food, which was always extremely creepy and fucked up to me (and my love-hate for the movie aside, the movie actually did that even better).
The only actual horror aspect that's left now were the victims drained on stage at the theatre. And given Armand's background and the way he influenced Daniel I'm not even sure they weren't all a bit suicidal (or 'bad'?). I mean, he was the maitre, did he pick them? If he did they must have matched his criteria.
I also don't think there will be much in the future, at least not for me. The storyline to come never effected me as much as other stuff in the books. The theatre vamps are all unstable monsters who have it coming, and even though they aged Claudia up she's still a child and you do not turn children for a reason. So her death will be inevitable, always has been.
And I can't even feel for Louis here, since he used her as an emotional crutch anyways.
So, without the horror aspect, there isn't much to grip me.
I do enjoy the relationship dynamics, a queer romance drama still has it's merrits, but then again they're vampires. But without actually vampiring that much. So, there goes the seriousness.
And I do wonder about the production choices here.
And I mean everybody is clearly acting their heart out, but what exactly do they think they're doing?
Anyways, let's see how it goes.
I'm in it for Armand (Assad does a fantastic job) and the memes.
Idk, maybe I'm just numb from having watched too many horror movies in the past, maybe real world horrors are overshadowing the darkness of that show. Maybe I'm simply not the target audience, but that thing just has become way too silly.
So I'll watch it like a Monty Python sketch I guess.
#interview with the vampire#iwtv spoilers#iwtv#iwtv amc#not negative criticsm#just my personal feelings#feel free to dunk on that#would be interesting to hear other thoughts about it
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eventide.
The story so far: Bella’s first name stays the same---for now---but is otherwise reworked and pretty much completely disconnected from the rest of the Twilight story and characters. I’m not sure if she’s lesbian or bisexual yet, but she’s absolutely a wlw. A lot of this is still very much up in the air, though.
Bella’s story begins in the fall of her freshman year of college (circa 2005), all the way in Eureka, California. She’s going to either College of the Redwoods, a community college, or Humboldt---one of those things I haven’t decided yet. Her car is a tiny Japanese make---most likely a Honda---that’s just as old if not older than she is, that she bought with her own money. (She wanted a VW Bug, but couldn’t find one in her budget, so she settled for the more reasonable option). It’s painted bright yellow because Bella wants to be 100% sure she won’t lose it.
Undeclared major, I think? Or English Literature lol
She shares a dorm with three other girls. I want to say that their names are Sarah, Danielle, and Emily? It doesn’t really matter; they have about as much impact in her life as og Bella’s classmates in Forks. Also, Bella is Literally Dying due to lack of sunlight because it’s foggy and overcast all the time and she’s not used to it at all. A v homesick gal.
Anyway, she has a few run-ins with Jackie*---this mysterious woman who might be going to college/uni, but is definitely not local to the area. (Bella’s roommates suspect she’s involved in the drug trade). They meet mainly at parties, but sometimes in other places: cafes, libraries, on nature trails through the redwoods. Jackie is aloof and a little sarcastic, runs between hot and cold so fast that it gives Bella whiplash sometimes.
Jackie has a boyfriend---maybe. There’s a guy, anyway, who seems to have a lot of power/influence over her. He skeeves Bella out, though most people who first meet him seem fairly charmed. Alan* is a fairly gorgeous guy who knows how to work a room, but there’s something a little off and Bella is the only one who seems to notice??
Anyway, if he’s Jackie’s boyfriend, he isn’t a loyal one---he hits on basically any girl he comes across and doesn’t care if he does it to Jackie’s face. She doesn’t seem to be particularly jealous or anything, but she is a little uncomfortable about it??? Jackie especially doesn’t like when he flirts with Bella---there’s, like, enough Moments(TM) where shippers of a Certain Type think that Alan/Bella is The Ship, but they’re not valid. It probably isn’t helped that he confuses her and at least one person tries to convince Bella that her aversion to Alan is because she has a ~crush on the guy.
There’s also this thing about people going missing in the nature trails, people leaving for break but not coming back, etc. Maybe??? an attack on campus ??? Leading to a very cute scene where Jackie walks Bella back to her dorm to keep her safe---when Bella asks her how she’s supposed to be safe walking back to her place, Jackie says that she’s definitely the strong enough to handle herself.
Spoiler alert: Jackie and Alan are both vampires. And they’re both, uhhh, suspicious in their own ways?? Not sure if there’s other vamps hanging around near them though.
---There’s a whole ass ~intently staring into each others’ eyes moment that ends with them Actually Kissing and that’s also the first time that their subtextual attraction to each other crosses into Actual Text. I want to say that one of the roomies (or another girl?) walks in on them kissing and they awkwardly split apart.
Whether that girl’s reaction is positive, negative, or neutral is unknown to me RIP. I think it would probably a more interesting choice to have her reaction be negative, but not for homophobic reasons.
God I’ve been here for hours and this is all I’ve done and I’m exhausted. This is winding down, but this isn’t all that I’ve got in me lmao
Note that the Jackie/Bella relationship is starting to really get going into something that’s More than just flirting, though they’re still pretty secretive about it. Not only is Bella still closeted, but Jackie seems to really not want Alan to know that they Have Feelings and are getting into a Relationship. So it’s, like, bittersweet in certain parts, but it’s also explicitly romatinque.
Roomie/dorm mate girl goes missing or gets attacked by like a “cougar” or smth?? And that’s the end of, like, part 1. She isn’t, like, explicitly dead if she’s attacked, mind you.
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fun facts: Edythe is totally a valid name and spelling for Jackie in her ~dob, which I kind of find hilarious.
Also, if there’s any interest, I’m willing to create, like, commentary about equiv characters and choices or w/e.
#* bella hc.#* bella canon.#[ i did nothing but write this and waste time RIP ]#[ * no names set in stone ]
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“Wayward Hearts” Season 1 Chapter 11: Salvation
Summary: As Sam and Dean begin the search for their father, a chance encounter with another hunter will change the roads ahead. Riley Munroe is a hunter, raised by her father after her mother tragically died when she was only six months old. Brought together by loss, grief, and the family business, Sam, Dean, and Riley join forces. They’ll find that their stories are intertwined and lean on each other as they search for answers and to avenge those they’ve lost. They’ll face evil, darkness, and hell itself…as a family.
Masterlist
Word Count: 9,350
Content Warning: language and violence
DISCLAIMER: any words or phrases in bold in the story are not my own and are credited to the writers of Supernatural.
**GIFS ARE NOT MY OWN**
Sam, Riley, and Dean sat in a small café in Omaha, Nebraska. A recent hunt had brought them into town, but there were no leads for other possible cases. The three were itching to get back on the road. Not knowing where John or the demon were, had them on edge. If they weren’t working, they were left alone with their thoughts and they all desperately wanted to avoid that.
Dean worked through newspaper articles and Sam searched the web for anything that might catch his eye.
As Riley came back to the table she huffed as she sat. “I’m so bored,” she whined. “We’ve been sitting in this town with nothing to do for a week. Someone give me something to shoot already.”
“I know,” Dean agreed. He sighed in frustration as he folded up his newspaper. “I couldn’t find one decent lead in Nebraska. Sam, please tell me you found something before we all lose our minds.”
“Uh--” Sam started as he scrolled through articles. “Well, a man named Daniel Elkins was found mauled in his home over in Colorado.”
Dean’s brow furrowed. “Elkins. How do I know that name?”
“Doesn’t ring a bell for me.” Sam exhaled deeply. “Anyway, looks like the cops don’t know what to make of it. At first, they said it was some sort of bear attack, but now they say they’ve found signs of robbery.”
The oldest Winchester reached into his bag to pull out John’s hunting journal. He flipped through the pages as Riley waited to see what he’d find. Dean turned the notebook in their direction and pointed to a name. ‘D. Elkins”.
Riley looked over the page and saw a phone number beside the name. “That’s a Colorado area code. Wait, are you thinking it’s the same Elkins?”
“Only one way to find out.”
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After a long day’s drive, the hunters found themselves on a snowy Colorado mountain.
A small cabin sat alone among the trees. The light from the moon illuminated the blanket of white. Nothing but silence filled the mountain as more snow softly fell to the ground.
Dean picked the lock and the three stood in the doorway with flashlights. They split up and looked for anything to give them more information on the man who had died there only days before.
The home had been trashed. Furniture was overturned, items laid broken on the floor, and papers had been scattered and thrown about.
Sam and Dean walked ahead as Finn sniffed near the door.
Riley bent down to see what he had found and picked up white flecks into her hand. “Salt. It’s all right in front of the door.”
“Are we talking ‘protection-against-demons’ salt or ‘oops I spilled the popcorn’ salt?” The cabin was small, so even in the next room, Dean could engage in the conversation as he rifled through Elkins’ desk.
“Well, it’s definitely a ring.” With Riley at his side, Finn began to sniff more through the house. He had been trained to know when something smelled off or strange. It had helped on hunts when it was just the two of them.
“You guys think Elkins was a player?” Sam asked.
“Definitely. Hey, guys…” Dean called. “Come check this out.”
The others found their way to him. Dean had a notebook opened in front of him. The pages were filled with random notes, newspaper clippings, phone numbers, information on supernatural creatures, and more.
Sam scanned over the pages. “Looks a hell of a lot like Dad’s.”
“Yeah, except this dates back all the way to the ‘60s.”
Finn’s whining could be heard in another part of the cabin and the three followed the sounds. When they found him, he was in the doorway of an office space.
That one room had seen the worst of the fray. The floors were cluttered with debris, glass, books, and other odds and ends. With almost nowhere clear to walk, the hunters trudged their way through it.
The dog continued to whimper at all the smells he picked up on. Blood stains covered the wooden walls and had found their way to the floor. Sam, Dean, and Riley had found where Elkins spent his last moments in terror.
Glass crunched under their boots and Riley looked up. The sunroofs had been shattered through. “Well, whatever came for this guy--there was definitely more than one.” She shined her light across the room. “This dude put up a hell of a fight from the looks of it.”
As they continued to search the room, Dean found what looked like an old wooden gun case among the chaos. It was empty and the shells it once held were missing as well.
He moved his light to the other side of him and stumbled on what looked like scratches on the floor. Using a piece of paper and pencil, Dean rubbed the led over it to reveal a message.
“Sam, Rye…” Dean turned to give them the paper as they both studied it. “Three letters and six digits. It’s the location and combination for a post office box. ...that’s exactly how Dad does it.”
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The team got back into the Impala after finding the right post office. Inside they had found an envelope addressed to ‘J. W.’ Riley sat in the back with Finn as the boys got in the front.
They all debated whether or not to open it, wondering if it had been left for John.
A knock came from the driver’s side window and the hunters jumped at the sound. Smiling back at them, was John Winchester.
Seeing that he was coming for the backseat, Riley scooted over and made room as Finn laid in her lap.
John got in the car and closed the door behind him. The three were shocked to see him.
“Dad! What are you doing here? Are you alright?” Sam had quickly shifted in his seat to look at his father.
“Yeah, I’m okay. I read the news about Daniel. I got here as fast as I could.” John looked over at the blue-eyed hunter beside him. “Saw you guys up at his place. I had to make sure you weren’t followed by anyone or anything.”
The youngest Winchester grew was almost jealous. “Wait. You came all the way out here for this Elkins guy?”
“He taught me a lot about hunting. We had a falling out years ago, but he was a good man.” Putting his hand out for the letter John said, “I should look at that.” When he was handed the letter, he opened it and began to read. “If you’re reading this, I’m already dead…” John paused as he read on. “That son of a bitch. He had it the whole time. When you three searched the place, did you see an antique gun? A Colt revolver?”
“No, sir,” Dean replied. “There was an old gun case, but it was empty.”
“The things that killed Elkins, they have it. We gotta pick up their trail.” John hadn’t even finished his statement before he was already getting out of the car.
“Wait, you want us to come with you?” Sam was stunned.
“The gun--if Elkins was telling the truth, we gotta go get it.”
“What? Why?”
“Because it’s important that’s why,” John spoke more firmly. He never had the patience for when his children questioned him. After a deep breath, he looked back at them. “We’re gonna be going after a nest of vampires. That’s what Elkins hunted--it was his specialty.”
Hurrying back to his truck, John got in and started it up knowing the young hunters would be behind him.
Dean looked quickly back at the others and started up the car.
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Later into the night, John sat listening to the police scanner in the subpar lodge they had all shared for the night. Sam had fallen asleep and so had Dean and Riley on their own bed as the cuddled up together. A tired Finn laid on the floor at the foot of their bed.
A call came through and John ordered everyone up. Groggy and disoriented, they all struggled to wake themselves.
“What’s going on?” Sam asked.
“Heard a call on the scanner. It’s the vamps.” John grabbed his jacket as he hurried for the door.
“What? How do you know?”
John turned to his son, slightly irritated. “Just follow me, okay?”
Still trying to fully wake up, the three grabbed their things to head out the door as Riley patted her leg for Finn to follow.
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Riley was never a morning person and the lack of sleep started to hit her as they waited near the scene. She yawned. “Fuck, it’s early. Doesn’t your dad ever sleep?”
Sam leaned against the car, irritated that John had left them behind to talk to the cops. He didn’t feel like a partner, but like a child.
John and his youngest son always butt heads, mostly because Sam didn’t believe in being his father’s soldier.
John walked back to the car and told them they were on the right trail and that the vampires had come through and taken a couple. “They’re headed west. We’re gonna have to double back to get past the roadblock”
“How can you be so sure?” Sam asked in defiance.
Dean mumbled under his breath. “Here we go again.”
“I found a vampire tooth at the scene.” Handing it to Dean, John looked at Sam. “So, yeah. I’m sure.” With that final comment, he headed back for his truck. “Oh, and Dean. You might wanna give the car a touch up so you don’t get rust. You even got a fucking dog in it for Christ’s sake. I wouldn’t have given you the damn thing if I thought you were gonna ruin it.”
Even little comments like that made Dean feel as if he was failing his dad.
Riley felt it too. It got under her skin how much control and power John had over the man she loved.
Dean could face any monster head on and never doubt himself. But his greatest fear was not being enough for his father.
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The two vehicles had been driving down the highway. Sam’s irritation with his father continued to seep from him. His hands squeezed around the wheel as he drove.
How pent up he was had been giving Riley anxiety as she felt it all. Negative energies and emotions were always harder to block out.
Trying to get her mind off of it, she offered her thoughts. “Odds are, those vamps drug that missing couple back to their nest.”
“That’s probably what Dad’s thinking,” Sam agreed. “Bu,t I wouldn’t know. The man won’t ever tell us what he’s thinking.”
“Alright, Sam. We spent the last entire year looking for Dad. Now, we’ve barely been with him for more than a couple hours and you guys already have shit between you?” Dean knew that was just how things were between his brother and father. He also knew that meant he would always get put in the middle.
Sighing, Sam replied, “No. It’s not like that. I’m glad he’s alright. I’m even happy that we’re all working together.” He couldn’t bite his tongue another minute as his tone changed. “He just treats us like children, Dean. Dad just barks orders at us and expects us to jump to his every command.” Sam’s anger grew and he began to vent. “He keeps us on some fucking stupid ‘need-to-know’ basis. This may have been alright when we were kids, but not now--not after everything we’ve been through. I mean even you, Riley. Are you guys just fine with him running the show?”
Riley just sat quietly knowing it wasn’t her place to speak on Dean’s behalf, no matter how much she wanted to.
“If that’s what it takes, Sam.” Dean was willing to humble himself to John. His phone rang and after he was given his order, he replied, “yes, sir. Got it,” before hanging up. “Take the next exit. Dad said he got the vampires trail.”
“How?” Sam asked with bite.
“He didn’t say.”
That was all it took for Sam to have had enough. Laying into the pedal, he sped up the car and passed his father’s truck. Whipping the Chevy around to a stop, John’s car barely missed the Impala.
A furious John got out of his car and marched towards them as Sam did the same.
“Oh, shit. Here we go.” Dean was familiar with the fights they would have and hated every moment. He got out to be the buffer while Riley sat in the backseat trying to breathe through the storm of rage and anger that surrounded the car.
“What the fuck was that?” John barked.
Seething with anger, Sam addressed John. “We’re gonna talk. Right now.”
“About what?”
“Everything! Where are we going, Dad? What the hell is the deal with the gun? Huh? First, you say it’s too dangerous for us to all be together and then suddenly you need our help?”
Desperate to defuse the tension, Dean stepped up to them. “Come on, Sammy. Let’s deal with the vamps and we can do the Q&A later.”
“Your brother’s right, Sam. We don’t have time for this.” John stood stoically like the Marine he always was.
“Obviously, something big is going on, Dad and we want to know what!” The anger Sam had been keeping inside finally bubbled over as he yelled in his father’s face.
John took an almost threatening step closer to his youngest son and commanded for him to get back in the car.
“Look, you guys. We’re all tired. We can talk about this later.” Grabbing his brother’s jacket, Dean shoved his Sam towards the car. “Sammy, I mean it. Come on.”
“This is why I left in the first place,” Sam scoffed under his breath.
“Yeah! You left!” John had tolerated enough of his son’s disobedience. “Your brother and me--we needed you! You walked away, Sam. You walked away!”
“You’re the one that told me not to come back, Dad! You’re the one that closed that door, not me!” Sam began to shout as his rage consumed him. “You were just pissed off that you couldn’t fucking control me anymore!”
John reached out to grab Sam’s coat in frustration as the two were ready to fight.
As Dean went to push himself between John and Sam, Riley stepped out of the car. Their rage had become her own.
“That’s enough!” she yelled forcefully as she slammed the door. “Sam! Get in the car. Now.” She turned to look at John and wasn’t afraid of him the way Dean was. Riley was firm as her brow furrowed. “Get back...in your car, John.”
As the Winchesters tried to calm themselves, clouds formed from their lips as their breaths hit the air. The tension was palpable.
“She’s right.” Dean looked at them both in frustration as he pushed them apart. “This is over.” John and Sam both got into their cars and Dean was left there with Riley as they tried to steady their breathing.
“Fan-freaking-tastic,” he added sarcastically as he threw his arms up in annoyance.
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The truck and Impala found their way onto a dirt road behind a row of trees. Ahead of them, was an old barn with beat up cars out front. The wind blew through the overcast morning and the leaves rustled as the trunks of the two vehicles opened revealing their arsenals.
It was time to gear up. The nest was in that barn and John wasn’t leaving without that gun.
Luckily, tensions had died down to an extent since the stop on the highway.
Everyone was readying themselves with machetes. They knew that the fastest way to get this job done was to be as stealthy as possible while the vampires slept. But if they were found out, beheading the creatures was going to be the only way out.
Finn would have to wait in the car, though Riley wasn’t concerned in the least. He was trained to stay quiet and would wait patiently for them to return.
She turned towards Sam as she strapped her gun holster to her waist. “Look, I’m sorry if I was out of line earlier.”
Sam scoffed with a smile. “Nah. I’m cool with you letting me know when I’m being a jackass.”
“Oh, so it’s okay when she does it?” Dean snarked. The others let out a small laugh.
As John prepared his weapons, he looked over at the young hunters. “You kids really wanna know about this Colt?”
“Yes, sir,” the boys replied.
“It’s just a legend. Well, I thought it was. I never really believed it until I read Daniel’s letter.” He turned to face them. “Back in 1835, when Halley’s Comet was overhead, the same night those men died at the Alamo, they say Samuel Colt made a gun--a special gun. He made it for a hunter. A man like us--only on horseback.” With a sigh, John continued, “the story goes, he made 13 bullets. This hunter used the gun a half a dozen times before he disappeared, the gun along with him. They say--this gun can kill anything.”
Riley’s face changed as the stress from earlier began to melt. Nothing else mattered at that moment. She looked at John as her heart practically jumped into her throat. “...like the demon.”
“Yeah--the demon. Ever since I picked up its trail, I’ve been looking for a way to destroy that son of a bitch. Find the gun...and we may have it.”
The three young hunters stood frozen in time as they realized the Colt might be the key to the end of their lifelong nightmare.
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John, Riley, and the boys found a large barn window to the rafters that would give them a way in. One by one, they climbed in to softly land on stored hay.
A foul smell of death wafted through the air as it mixed with that of the hay and dirt. The light that peeked through the panels of the barn would have to be enough to guide them.
The four spread out without a command. They worked like a well-oiled machine. Armed and ready, they meticulously moved through the barn through rows of hammocks. The vampires were fast asleep to avoid the hours of painful sunlight.
On the opposite end sat a makeshift cage. Rusted fencing metal was used to keep in the nest’s prey. Six weak and fading people sat wasting away as they were slowly being drained of blood over time.
Riley signaled towards Dean, motioning for them to head towards the prisoners. Dean went to work to break the hinges of the door as quietly as possible.
Putting a finger to her lips, Riley told the captives to remain unheard.
The amount of fear and suffering she could feel as she stood there was about to make her sick. She had to fight to keep all the pleas for help that rang through her mind under control. Riley was overwhelmed hearing more thoughts than one at a time as the terrified victims feared for their lives.
While John found the back of the aged farm building to find the leader of the nest, Sam saw a young woman tied to a post. She seemed unconscious and wore a blood-stained white blouse. The girl had obviously been bitten.
Sam pulled out a knife from its sheath and crouched down as he began to cut her free. When he looked up, her eyes began to open.
He whispered, “hey. I’m gonna get you out of here, okay?”
The woman’s jaw dropped open as she released a horrifying and inhuman scream. She had been turned.
All of the hunters jolted at the sound of the noise, realizing their cover was blown.
As if the girl had set off an alarm, the sleeping creatures woke ready to attack.
John yelled as he came from the back, “run! Go! Go!”
Doing as he said, the three found themselves in a full sprint towards the entrance of the barn. They hurried into the embrace of the sun as they ran in the direction of the cars.
Sam, Dean, and Riley tried to catch their breaths as John came from the trees behind them. “They won’t follow--they’ll wait ‘til tonight. Once a vampire gets your scent, it’s for life. They’ll come for us.”
“Alright,” Riley said through her deep breaths, “so, what do we do?”
------
The motel room had every shade drawn as they prepared for nightfall. Sam and John sat alone in awkward silence while Riley and Dean had run an errand.
With Finn at his side, Sam sat on the bed stroking his fur as his father went through his research. The feeling of bad blood from the night before still hung in the air. Neither knew how to cross the bridge they had seemed to burn.
“I never told you this,” John’s voice broke through the quiet in the room as he played with a pen in his hand. “But I had college funds started for you boys. I wanted you to go and make something of yourselves someday.” He turned to look at his son. “This was never the life I wanted for you.
“Then why’d you get so mad when I left?”
“When your mother died, all I could see was evil. All that mattered to me was keeping you boys alive. I wanted you both ready. Except, somewhere along the line I stopped being your father and became your drill sergeant.” Sam went over to the desk his dad sat at, ready to hear what he had to say. “When you told me you wanted to go to school--Sammy, I was just so damn scared. You would be alone and vulnerable. I guess it just never really occurred to me to think about what you wanted. Maybe it was just because of how different we are.”
The silence returned, but with a different feel. The Winchester men breathed a sigh of relief as the air around them felt less thick. It was the first time that Sam had ever felt like he could begin to understand John. He never knew that the way his father reacted to him leaving wasn’t about control; Ii was about the crippling fear of losing his little boy.
“Dad,” Sam started. “We’re more alike than you think.”
“How so?”
“With what happened to Mom, and then to Jessica? I think we have a lot more in common than just about anyone.”
John mourned the fact that Sam knew the pain he had gone through in losing his wife. No one should have to endure that kind of suffering, let alone his child. Though as his tears formed in his eyes, there was a glimmer of hope--hope that their relationship could mend itself.
A smile formed at the corner of John’s mouth. “I guess you’re right.”
The door opened as Riley and Dean came in. Dean held a brown paper bag in his hand as he held the door for her. After greeting Finn, Riley walked over to the desk to join Sam and John.
“We just stole blood...from a funeral home. How did this become our lives?” she asked with sass.
Dean chuckled as he removed a bottle from the bag. Thick blood filled the glass container that he sat on the desk. “That was a lot of security to protect a bunch of dead guys.”
Looking up at the others John gave his command with a single nod. “You know what to do.”
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On the side of the road, late in the night, Dean leaned over the Impala’s open hood. The headlights were off as he felt around the metal engine.
“Car trouble?” the voice of a woman spoke out from behind him.
Dean spun around to see a long-haired brunette. She was in washed out jeans with a matching vest that wrapped over her black long sleeved shirt.
“Let me give you a lift. I’ll take you back to my place.” Her tone was seductive as she got close to the hunter.
“Pass. I mean, I’m into some kinky shit, but I draw the line at necrophilia,” he replied sarcastically.
The woman gave a chuckle before striking him with the back of her hand. Her strength sent Dean straight to the ground.
As another vampire approached, the female creature grabbed Dean by the face and lifted him up in the air leaving his feet to dangle.
“You’re a forward one aren’t ya?” Dean grunted as he grabbed at her wrists. “I don’t usually get this friendly 'til the second date.”
“You know, we could have some fun. I always like to make new friends.” She lowered him down, still holding his face, and forced him into a kiss. When she was finished, she held him out in front of her.
“You know, I wish I could, but I’m not exactly on the market right now.” An arrow was heard whisking through the air before it thudded into the other vampire’s chest and another into her back. “Sorry. Looks like you may have pissed off my girlfriend.”
The vampire turned around as Riley walked out from the shadows with a crossbow in hand.
John came from the opposite side with one as well while Sam held a machete.
Looking at the other hunters, the vampire snickered, “barely even stings.” She released Dean ready to fight the others.
“Give it time, sweetheart,” John replied in a cocky tone. “That arrow’s soaked in dead man’s blood.” The creature gave a look of shock before falling to the ground nearly unconscious. Pointing to her body John ordered to the others, “load her up in the truck.” The remaining vampire was still alert, but on his knees. John glared at him, taking Sam’s machete. “I’ll take care of this one.”
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A small bonfire had been set ablaze as Sam patrolled the area.
John walked over from his truck with a sack of items that he handed to Dean. “Toss this on the fire--saffron, skunk's cabbage and trillium. It'll block our scent and hers until we're ready.”
“Ugh. This friggin’ stuff stinks.”
“That's the idea. Dust your clothes with the ashes and you stand a chance of not being detected.”
Riley turned to look at her boyfriend. “First you make out with a dead chick and now you smell like actual shit. How did I get so lucky?” she asked in sarcasm.
Dean chuckled as he playfully went to kiss her. She cringed and pushed him away.
“They’ll come for the girl. Vampires mate for life, so she means more to the leader than the gun. The blood sickness will wear off soon though, so we don’t have a lot of time.” John closed up the trunk. “Thirty minutes or so and then you all get out of the area as fast as you can. I’ll have the Colt so I’ll handle the rest of them.”
“Okay,” Sam started hesitantly. “But afterward we’re gonna meet up and use the Colt together? Right?” There was a long pause as John refused to answer. “You’re gonna leave again and go after the demon alone, aren’t you?” He scoffed. “You know, I don’t get you. You can’t keep treating us like children, Dad.”
“You are my children,” John barked. “I’m trying to keep you safe!”
Dean couldn’t stand staying quiet any longer. “Dad, all due respect but, uh--that's a crock of shit.”
Riley’s eyes grew watching him challenge his father’s words. She wasn’t sure she would ever see a day where Dean stepped out of rank.
“Excuse me?” John was thrown by his son’s words.
“You know what Sammy, Riley, and I have been hunting. Hell, you sent us on a few hunting trips yourself. You can't be that worried about keeping us safe.”
“It’s not the same thing, Dean.”
Crossing her arms, Riley stepped closer to be a part of the conversation. “So, what is it then, John? Why don’t you want us to be a part of this? This fight means just as much to us as it does to you.” Her words showed her lack of patience with the man.
He turned to face her. John always knew that Riley was a fiery woman but was still surprised she spoke out against him. “This demon? It's a bad son of a bitch. I can't make the same moves if I'm worried about keeping you all alive.”
“You mean you can’t be as reckless,” Dean bit back.
“Look...I don't expect to make it out of this fight in one piece. Your mother's death--it almost killed me. I can't watch my children die too. I won't.”
Riley braced herself as the emotions from the Winchesters began to engulf her. She was learning to always be ready for them whenever the family would have to talk.
“What happens if you die?” Dean stepped up to his father. “Dad, what happens if you die and we could have done something about it? You know I’ve been thinking. I think maybe Sammy's right about this one. We should do this together.”
Sam nodded in agreeance.
“John,” Riley’s voice was softer and more pleading. “We’re stronger together. You know we are.” There was a moment of silence and Riley tried to read his thoughts. She could only catch pieces. It was almost as if his thoughts were too scattered to make sense.
Finally, John turned towards his sons. “We're running out of time. You do your job and you get out of the area. That's an order,” he said as he headed back for his truck.
The three stood there unsure of what to do. They knew there was no arguing with John, but there was no way in hell they were going to wait on the sidelines for the most important fight of their lives.
------
John was going to find the leader and make a trade for the Colt on his own. At that time, Sam, Dean, and Riley had gone back to free the prisoners in the barn.
Cars had been following John for quite a long stretch of road. He had been watching from his rear-view mirror, keeping an eye on their distance. With one more glance, he saw that the cars had gone. John turned his head to get a better look, only to see the fog rolling behind him.
As he turned back to face the road ahead of him, John had to slam on the brakes as he saw the nest of vampires waiting in the road. The headlights created a glare in their eyes that gave them a strange, supernatural glow.
“Get out,” the leader ordered. He was tall with long shaggy hair and wore a black leather jacket. As John got out of the car the vampire continued. “I’m Luther. Who the fuck are you?”
“Name’s Winchester.” Reaching into the truck, John drug out the weak vampire. She was bound in rope and still groggy. “She’ll be fine.” He paused to look at their leader in the eyes, “...dead man’s blood.”
“You son of a bitch.”
“A trade. I want the Colt--the gun you took from Elkins.”
Luther started to laugh. “That’s what this is about? You think you can just shoot us?”
“Oh, I don’t need it for you. I’m saving it for something else.” The hunter gave a cocky smirk. “So, put the gun down or she goes first.”
Obeying the demands, the vampire placed the Colt onto the road. He stepped back to give a safe distance for the hunter to retrieve it.
As John went to reach down for the gun, the drugged vampire had regained her strength and pulled from her restraints. She swung around and struck John with force, causing him to fall to the ground.
A snickering Luther walked over to John as he stood back up. The monster hit him hard enough to fly back into his door’s window. The glass shattered around John’s weak frame as he met the pavement once again as he was knocked out cold.
Arrows shot through the air and impaled two of the nest members.
Sam, Riley, and Dean had finished their mission, but weren’t about to leave John on his own. Orders be damned.
They charged at full speed into the road ready to fight. Dean swung hard, taking off one of the creature’s heads off as Sam fired another arrow.
Riley came out from behind a tree with her crossbow ready and Luther tackled her to the ground. She groaned out in pain as her back hit the floor and the wind had been knocked out of her chest.
As he looked down at Riley, she could hear a strange hissing come from the monster. It wasn’t audible, though she could almost feel it in her bones.
Luther’s cold hand grabbed her up off the ground and he wrapped his arm around her throat.
Dean immediately reacted to her being taken and turned towards Luther with the machete. His eyes were filled with hate and his blood boiled watching the monster hold onto her. “Let her go, freak!”
“Don’t,” Luther hissed. “Put it down or I snap her neck.”
Being too caught in the moment, Riley had no thoughts to attempt to send Dean’s way. She gasped for air as her throat began to feel squeezed. T
he moment she had to fight for air, Dean put his hand up in surrender. There was no way he would risk her life. His blade clanked on the ground as he conceded to the demands.
“You people.” Anger poured from Luther as he held tightly onto the hunter’s throat. “Why can't you leave us alone? We have as much right to live as you do.”
“I don’t think so,” a deep voice spoke out from behind him.
Luther turned to the voice, still holding Riley. He was met with the barrel of the Colt pointed in his direction as John held it firmly in his hand.
Before Luther could respond, the hunter pulled the trigger. A loud bang exploded through the empty highway as a bullet found its target in Luther’s forehead. A large, almost rotted-looking circle immediately appeared at the entrance wound. Luther stumbled and released Riley.
She gasped for air as Dean grabbed her to hold her close and Sam hurried to their sides.
Blood seeped from the vampire’s skull and ran down his face as a mystical glow came from the bullet’s entry. A rush of wind blew in as Luther’s face quickly flashed an almost skeletal appearance. Black veins stretched out across his pale skin and he fell to his knees. He groaned out in pain as a light shot through his skull, finally snuffing out any life in him. The then still corpse landed on the ground.
Luther’s mate screamed in fury and pain. Her wrath and monstrous-like screams echoed in Riley’s mind.
Another nest member took the woman by the arm and drug her away back to her vehicle. Once inside, the driver laid on the pedal and sped them away in a desperate escape.
John stood still in his spot as a satisfied grin curled at his lips.
It was true. The Colt was real.
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Riley filled up Finn’s bowl of water and sat it in the corner as she tidied up. Sam and Dean worked to clean off their gear after an eventful night.
“You boys ignored a direct order back there,” John stated as he walked in the door.
“Yes, sir,” Sam replied.
Dean looked at his father with no fear. “But we saved your ass.”
Sam’s face was shocked as he looked at his brave brother.
Riley was bursting with pride for Dean. So much so, that she somehow found him even more attractive.
“You’re right,” John admitted.
“I am?” Dean was in no way prepared for that response.
Nodding his head, John looked at his children. “It scares the hell out of me. But you two are all I’ve got.” He turned to Riley and Finn. “Well, the four of you, I guess.” Riley smirked as she pet the faithful dog at her side. “You were right, Riley.” John looked at the three young hunters in front of him as he surrendered to their only chance of ending it all. “We go after this damn thing...as a family. Together.”
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The next day, John had set up a station at the desk. Papers, pictures, news clippings, weather reports, and more were pinned to the wall behind him. Books were stacked on the desk and years of endless research was spread out.
Sam sat near John as they worked through his findings. Dean had been pacing when Riley came in from a walk with Finn.
“Good, you’re back.” Looking up at her, John motioned for her to come to him.
Dean gave her a kiss hello and they walked over as his hand found her waist.
“Look, our whole lives we been searching for this demon right? There hasn’t been a damn trace of it, until about a year ago. For the first time, I picked up a trail.”
“That’s when you took off.” Dean finally understood and John nodded. “Alright, so what's this trail you found?”
“It starts in Arizona, then New Jersey, and then California. Houses burned down to the ground. It's going after families, just like it went after us.”
“Families with babies,” Riley added.
“Yeah. On the night of the kid’s six-month birthday.” Sam and Riley turned to each other. “You both were exactly six months old the nights the demon came.”
“So, basically, this demon is going after these kids for some reason.” Sam began to walk away into a pace. “The same way it came for me? So, Mom's death--Jessica? It's all because of me?”
Riley’s head snapped in his direction. “So, what? Does that mean I’m to blame for what happened to my mom and to Deb? Is that what you think?”
“I don’t know, Rye. I mean, as much as it sucks, that’s kind of what it looks like.”
“For the last time,” Dean’s voice was filled with frustration. “What happened to everyone was neither of your faults.”
Sam scoffed. “Fine, so it’s not my fault, but it’s my problem.”
“No! It’s not your problem. It’s our problem.” Dean had listened to his brother blame himself for too long and he wasn’t about to let his self-hatred feed into Riley’s.
John stood and his chair squeaked on the wooden floors. “Okay, that’s enough.” Everyone took a moment to take a breath and calm themselves. “I don’t even know what the evil bastard wants with these kids. I wish I had more answers, I do. I've always been one step behind it. I've never even gotten there in time to save…” John couldn’t even find the words to finish that sentence as he hung his head in shame. “I failed them all. Just like I failed Mary,” he thought as he ran a hand down his face.
Riley could feel the conflict in him and in his thoughts. “Okay, so how do we find it before it strikes again?”
“There are signs. It took me a while to see the pattern, but it's there in the days before these fires signs crop up in an area.” John handed different papers with information to the three hunters. “Cattle deaths, temperature fluctuations, electrical storms. And then I went back and checked...they all happened in Lawrence, a week before your mom died and in Palo Alto before Jessica. Riley, the same things were going on before what happened to your mom and to Debbie too. And these signs,” he paused. “...they're starting again.”
“Where?” Sam’s tone was filled with a sense of urgency.
“...Salvation, Iowa.”
A lump formed in Riley’s throat as she came to a realization. She walked over to her canine companion and crouched in front of him. Finn licked her face knowing that she needed the comfort. A tear ran down her face and she sniffled.
Riley cleared her throat. “Guys,” she started. Sam and Dean turned in her direction as she struggled to compose herself. “We gotta take Finn to Missouri’s. It’s too dangerous and we’re going through Kansas on our way to Iowa.” She wiped her face and rubbed the dog’s ears. “I can’t risk it.”
Dean moved over to her and she stood to meet his embrace. His hand rubbed up and down her opposite arm in comfort. “I know it’ll be hard, sweetheart. We’ll go get him when it’s safe. I promise.”
“I’ll give Missouri a call.” Sam grabbed his phone and made his way outside.
Riley squat down to the ground, looking Finn in the eyes and lovingly petting him. “I gotta keep you safe, buddy. But I swear, I’ll come back for you.”
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In the Impala, Dean sat fixated on the road as he followed his father’s truck.
Riley sat in the back. She strummed at the strings on her guitar in an attempt to take her mind off her aching heart.
Riley knew Missouri would take care of Finn--that he would be safe. Still, leaving him behind felt wrong. She knew how much she would miss him and she tried to ignore the tears that urged themselves from her eyes.
Saying goodbye to Finn earlier that day was like a knife to her gut.
John’s truck pulled to the side of the road and Dean followed. The two cars parked as John got out and began to curse through his growing emotions.
“Goddammit!” His hands ran through his hair before he struck the car in anger. “Son of a bitch!”
“Dad, what’s going on?” Dean asked as the three of them hurried his way.
“I just got a call from Caleb,” he paused as his head fell. “Jim Murphy’s dead.”
Riley struggled to keep herself in check as John’s inability to control his pain began to soak into her core. When she was vulnerable, the feelings she picked up on seemed to magnify to an unbearable level.
She knew Pastor Jim. He helped take care of her and her father several times when they needed him most. Jim was a good man and a respected hunter.
“How?” she asked as her voice broke.
“His throat was slashed--he bled out. Caleb said they found traces of sulfur at Jim's place.”
“A demon?” Dean paused. “The demon?”
John shrugged as his hands found his jacket pockets. “I don't know. Could be he just got careless and he slipped up. Maybe the demon knows we're getting close.”
Sam’s jaw clenched. “So what do we do?”
“Now we act like every second counts. There's two hospitals and a health center in this county. We split up, cover more ground. I want records. I want a list of every infant that's going to be six months old in the next week.”
“John that could be an impossible number of kids,” Riley said in worry.
“So, we check ‘em all.” John began to shake as his anger rose thinking of his friend’s death. “This ends, now. I'm ending it. I don't care what it takes.” John turned towards his car and got in before slamming the door.
Sam, Riley, and Dean shot each other a look before hurrying back to Baby.
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The Winchesters and Riley had reached Salvation. Their only hope of finding the families that were in danger was to search hospital records. Dean and Riley worked through the files of one hospital while Sam and John searched two others.
As Sam walked out of the Salvation Medical Center front doors, he flipped through his notebook of information he’d gathered. A familiar pain rushed through his skull as he clutched his forehead. It was another vision.
Flashes of a nursery in the middle of the night took over. A brown-haired woman walked into her daughter’s room as the sound of a train whistle blew from outside. Sam breathed heavily through the pain as he saw the shadow of the demon next to the cooing child. The next flash was the room set ablaze as the woman was pinned to the ceiling, screaming.
When it had finally passed, Sam’s head shot up. “A train.”
He pulled a map from a pocket in his backpack looking for tracks nearby. Spotting where he thought he should go, Sam took off. He was going to find the house he had seen in his vision. Sam had to know if what he saw was real.
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The hunters had all made their way back to the motel they had checked into. John sat with his hands clasped as he leaned against them. Riley and Dean sat side by side in silence as Sam told them all about his vision.
“A vision?” John’s tone went flat. “And you think this will actually happen to the woman you went and found because…”
“Because things happen the way I see them.” Sam rubbed his head still recovering from the lingering pain.
Dean looked towards his father. “They started out as nightmares. Then they started happening when he was awake,” he said as he got up to go pour a cup of coffee.
“It seems like the closer I get to anything involving the demon,” Sam winced, “the stronger the visions get.”
John stood in a huff. “When the fuck did you all plan on telling me this? Jesus, Dean, something like this starts happening to your brother, you pick up the phone and you call me.”
“Call you?” Dean asked in sarcasm. “Are you kidding me? I called you from Lawrence when we went back to the house. I called you when Riley’s aunt died.”
“John, I called you when Dean was dying.” Riley had bitten her tongue long enough. “We got a better chance of winning the lottery than getting you on the phone.” She felt John’s energy shift.
He knew they were right. Silence fell in the room as no one knew what to say.
“You’re right,” John admitted. “Although I’m not too fond of this new tone of yours, Dean, you’re right. I’m sorry.” He looked over at Riley. “You both are right.”
Sighing, Riley closed her eyes as she worked up the courage to ‘rip off the band-aid’ and tell John the rest. “It’s not just Sam.”
John’s brow furrowed. “What do you mean?”
“Sweetheart, you don’t have to--” Dean started before Riley interrupted him.
“It’s okay, Dean,” she said putting a hand sweetly on his arm. “John, Sam isn’t the only one dealing with this stuff.” Riley took another deep breath. “I’ve been developing empathic abilities. I feel people’s emotions. And…”
John sighed, “there’s more?”
“I still don’t know how to control it...but, I can hear thoughts sometimes.”
“...telepathy.”
Riley nodded. “It all started around the same time Sam’s nightmares started.”
Again, the silence had returned. John rubbed his temples as he tried to absorb the overwhelming information. “What would Jackson think if he were here?” he thought.
“He wouldn’t judge me, John. He would tell me not to be afraid.”
John’s head shot back up to look back at her. His eyes were wide and he knew it was all true.
“Look, psychic abilities or not, we know the demon is coming tonight.” Sam knew they were wasting time. “And another family is gonna go through what both of ours did.”
“No, they’re not,” John replied in certainty. “No one is, ever again.”
Just as John finished speaking, Sam’s phone rang. Flipping it open, he answered. “Hello?”
“Well, hi, Sam. Long time no talk.”
The familiar and sinister feminine voice sent a chill down his spine. “Meg.” The others turn to Sam in a slight panic. “Last time we talked, you fell out of a window.”
“Yeah, that really hurt my feelings,” Meg teased. “Let me speak to your dad.”
“I don’t know where he is, Meg.”
“It’s time for the grown-ups to talk, Sam. Let me speak to him...now.”
Sam hesitated before he gave his father the phone. John brought it to his ear. “This is John.”
“Howdy, John. I'm Meg. I'm a friend of your boys. I'm also the one who watched Jim Murphy choke on his own blood.” There was a pause as John’s jaw clenched with rage. “...still there John-boy?”
“...I’m here.”
“Well, that was yesterday. Today I'm in Lincoln--visiting another old friend of yours. You and Caleb go way back, don’t you, John?”
“You listen to me. Caleb’s got nothing to do with anything. You let him go.”
Sam, Riley, and Dean jumped at the name they knew all too well. John’s heart sank in his chest.
“We know you have the Colt.”
Trying to compose himself, John lied, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“Oh, okay, John. Well, why don’t you give this a listen?” Immediately, the sound of Caleb gasping and gurgling came through the phone. Meg had slit his throat. “You hear that? That's the sound of your friend dying,” she snickered. “Now let's try this again. We know you have the gun John, word travels fast. So, as far as we're concerned you just declared war. And this is what war looks like. It has casualties.”
“I’m gonna kill you. You know that?”
“Oh, John please, mind your blood pressure,” Meg taunted. “So, this is the thing. We're going to keep doing what we're doing. And your friends, anyone who has ever helped you, gave you shelter, anyone you ever loved--they'll all die unless you give us that gun.”
John swallowed hard as he realized he had no other option. “...okay. I’ll bring you the Colt.”
“There's a warehouse in Lincoln, on the corner of Wabash and Lake. You're gonna meet me there. Midnight, tonight.” Her voice was calm but stern. Meg knew she John him right where she wanted him.
“That's impossible. It's gonna take me about a day’s drive to get there. I can't get there in time and I can't just carry a gun on the plane.”
“Oh. Well, I guess your friends die, don't they? Such a shame. But if you do decide to make it, come alone.” The line disconnected.
John closed the phone as he looked up at his boys and Riley.
Sam shook his head. “Do you think Meg is a demon?”
“Either that or she’s possessed by one,” John answered.
Riley looked distressed as her mind went a mile a minute. “Oh, my god.”
“What is it?” Sam asked reaching for her shoulder.
“She’s possessed. It all makes sense now.” She scoffed as she began to pace. “When we were in the warehouse, I felt something. Well, actually...I didn’t feel anything. It was like she was a shell of a person--like there was nothing but darkness and emptiness inside of her.” Riley stopped and looked up at the Winchester men as another realization came over her. “I heard her.”
Dean could see the almost panic-like state she was in. “Heard who?”
“The girl Meg is possessing.” Riley sat on the bed in almost a moment of defeat. “I--I heard a faint, distant scream coming from her--like someone was crying for help. I didn’t know what it was at the time. But...I was hearing the woman trapped inside.” As she looked up, tears formed in Riley’s eyes. She felt she should have known that trapped woman needed her. What was worse was that the girl been left in there with the demon the whole time.
Crouching in front of her, Dean took her hands. “Look at me.” His green eyes found her crying blues. “There was nothing you could have done. You did nothing wrong.” He wiped a tear that fell down her cheek. “I think you might be more powerful than we thought, Riley.”
“He’s right,” John agreed. “I’ve never even heard of anyone being able to do that.”
Sam bit his lip before speaking. “It’s so strange, mine haven’t evolved like that. It’s almost like Riley’s abilities are tied to souls--emotions, thoughts, presence...it’s their essence.”
“Well, whatever it is,” Dean stood to sit beside Riley. “We’ll figure it out.”
John turned to grab his things and start collecting his research. “I’m going to Lincoln.”
“What?” Dean couldn’t believe his father would cave in to their demands.
“It doesn't look like we have a choice. If I don't go, a lot of people die--our friends die.”
“Dad, the demon is coming tonight,” Sam pleaded, “for that woman and her family. That gun is all we got. You can't just hand it over.”
“Who said anything about handing it over?” John put on his coat as he readied to leave. “Look, besides us and a couple of vampires, no ones really seen the gun, no one knows what it looks like. We’ll go to an antique store--find another old revolver.”
“Wait a minute,” Riley said giving John a confused look. “You’re just gonna try and pass a fake and hope she doesn’t notice?
“I just need to get one that resembles the Colt. As long as it’s close, she won’t notice. I just need to buy a few extra hours.”
Sam understood where his father’s plan was headed. “You mean for us and Riley.” He paused and dread filled him. “You want us to stay here...and kill this demon by ourselves.”
“No, Sam. I want to stop losing people we love. I want you to go to school, I want Dean and Riley to build a home together if they want to…” John began to weep and his voice broke with every word. “I want Mary alive...I just want this to be over.”
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Somewhere down a muddy road, the four hunters met under an old wooden train bridge. The rain softly fell and rippled in the pools of water at their feet as a whistle blew in the distance.
Dean pulled a brown paper bag out from inside his jacket and handed it to John. “You know this is a trap don’t you?”
As he pulled back the bag, John could see an antique revolver. The barrel was long and silver and it had a brown wooden handle. It looked like a distant relative of the Colt.
“That’s why Meg wants you to come alone.”
“I can handle her,” John smiled. “I got a whole arsenal loaded--holy water, Mandaic, amulets…”
Dean interrupted. “Dad, promise me something.” Riley hooked into his arm as his hands sat in his pockets and leaned into him to comfort him. “This thing goes south just--get the hell out. Don't get yourself killed alright? You're no good to us dead.”
“Same goes for you.” There was a long, drawn out pause between them. “Alright, listen to me. They made the bullets special for this Colt. There's only four of them left. Without them this gun is useless. You make every shot count.”
“Yes, sir,” both sons acknowledged.
“Been waiting a long time for this fight. Now it's here...I'm not gonna be in it. It's up to you three now. It's your fight. You finish this. You finish what I started. Understand?” John handed the Colt to Dean as he hesitantly took it.
“We’ll see you soon, Dad.” Sam tried to control the sadness and worry that swam through him.
The emotions between them all under that bridge were intense. Riley had stayed quiet trying to be their rock while she tried to steady herself.
“I’ll see you later.” John patted Sam’s shoulder with a smile before turning to leave. With one last look at his children, John got into his truck and the door slammed shut.
As he drove away down the muddy road, the three stood where he had left them as they watched him disappear into the distance.
Riley reached out her hand for Sam’s and clasped it in hers. She pulled him closer to her side. Holding onto her brother and linked with the man she loved, they stood silently in the rain.
They had never been closer to the end of it all. And as afraid as they were for themselves and for John--Sam, Dean, and Riley knew that they would fight to the end. ...as a family.
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Chapter 12: Devil’s Trap Part 1
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MY LAST POST DIDNT GO THROUGH?!?!?
But that’s fineeee.. it was basically all of my opinions of last weeks episode (Legacies) and my predictions for this weeks episode. That was like two nights ago?
Anyways,, THERES NEW INTEL. First things first Lizzie is making the wishes (obvi) and so far we see two wishes. In all the tales that I’ve learned of a genie and a wish situation the person who rubs the lamp (in this case the urn) usually gets three wishes. So what’s her third wish?? Will she undo what she said? Will she contemplate and see she did the wrong thing? Why does Alaric have a beard.
ALSO an hour into my English 32 class I saw that Kaylee posted a photo on her insta story... WERE GETTING A SPARKLY KAYLEE TONIGHT YALL. I’m STOKED. Her personality might be soooo different from soft little Josie but I AM READY. And then Danielle posted something with Hope, Kaleb, Jed, AND Pedro... YES I WANT TO SEE THAT BECAUSE THEY ARENT LIKELY FRIENDS AT THE SALVATORE SCHOOL AND I NEED TO SEE HOW THAT PLAYS OUT PLS AND THANKS. Penelope still looks like a dark witch. But hey, we still love her.
Alssooooo Kaylee said we’d see some Penelope and Josie scenes during ep 10 but “not in the way we would think” :( but I mean that is fiiinneee I just hope that in that alternate universe that they see each other and like know? Either in a way that they’ve “seen each other before” or like that seeing each other in that alternate universe, they will still somehow want each other like that ya know?? Also, it’s not the beeessst option that id pick but it would also be interesting to see if Josie was like MEAN to Penelope you know; and if Penelope was more like Josie’s original character ya know like soft and all even though I kinda doubt it.
Alsssoooo what I’m wondering is, are they still their supernatural selves during the whole “not going to the Salvatore school thing” I mean I know the witches will because they’re born with it but like will Raf even be in this episode if there’s no Salvatore school to take him in? Will they go to Mystic Falls High? (Hope might be in New Orleans.. might not because of the pic Danielle posted). Oh and the vamps? Hmmm idk how they’d fit that innn but I wanna seeee
Also WHAT IS PEDRO?? I hope he’s a witch because if he got turned into a vampire then that means he had to die at one point and I can’t :/. If he’s a wolf then well, he’s born with it but I just hope he never plays a part in someone’s death to trigger the curse (or hasn’t yet).
ALSOOOO ISNT PAUL WESLEY (Stefan Salvatore; seasons 1-8 Vampire Diaries) DIRECTING THIS EPISODE?!?! Dude I’m PUMPED YAAAAYYYY HSJAKXJFKSKSK
Anyways.. I’m psyched and this episode is gunna have me JUMPING but I can’t get on ANY social media because I’m from California so that means the whole world sees it before I do :((
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Hey! So I just finished watching Sabrina and I would love to hear your theories, predictions, favorite characters, favorite tropes or themes, anything! In as much detail as you’d like! I love reading your well-articulated thoughts on the shows we share love for :) I hope you’re finding some solace within your favorite tv shows during this dark political time. I missed you while you were gone for a few days! I support you and I’m here if you ever need someone!
aw, thank you!!! i am feeling better having had a little break. and i am also VERY much enjoying throwing myself into caos talk, especially given what’s going on in the world. (sigh)
i did a big initial review write up to the show here [x] and that contains most of my general thoughts, but i’ll try to throw down a few other newer stray thoughts/theories/hopes:
-i really want to know who else is out there. the more i think about dr. cerberus, the more literally i do interpret his name. he’s definitely....something. be it real vamp, werewolf, or essentially a hell hound, i’m curious! either way, i hope hilda gets a cute love story out of it lol
-i want a jewish werewolf character. i want this joke so bad. gimme it. what’s the point without it
-to the point about how literally do we take the name references of characters, a lot of people have brought up nick scratch being a combination of nicknames for the devil and suspect he’s actually satan in disguise. i am less inclined to take this at face value, truthfully, just because.....i don’t know. the stuff he was talking about in terms of love and romance just felt genuine?
and i don’t even think it’s a shippy thing, because i’m not super sure where i stand on any ships rn (harvey and sabrina are tres cute and i suspect the pining/distance in s2 will gut me, but i just wish we had a bit more development into why they love each other)
i just feel like....in some ways these teen shows will always be a little bit dedicated towards making themselves a sensation, and i think they really want a love triangle. and i just think it’s more compelling if nick isn’t actually satan, seducing her in disguise. but that’s possibly bias because seduction-deception tends to gross me out.
-BUT i think he’s definitely got an agenda, and he’s definitely got plenty of shady moments, so---i’m back to my original theory (before the show aired) that he’s working with/for the devil to get sabrina in the witch world. whether that’s because his arm is twisted for a layered reason or just because he was called to do it after signing his name, who knows. but i lean more towards “sabrina gets close to falling for him and then finds out he was working for satan” because, as we saw early on, she does not take deception well. and yanno, drama. anyway, that’s what i would do.
-as i’ve mentioned a few times, i am just loving how the aesthetics and campiness are used deliberately, not just as references. which they are, of course (vinegar tom and daniel webster are my current faves) but they’re really used to further the plot and character development. the nightmare ep was kinda so/so but it did a lot for the spellman’s growth, and is a good example of how aesthetics can be used to bring internal things forward as external obstacles.
susie and harvey kinda got the same treatment, as i posted in my big first write up.
-i also want more development into the sisters and have their personalities start to come out a bit more clearly. dorcas (lol her name) is clearly the space cadet of the three, and prudence is devout and a clear leader, and agatha is....the most devilish? but that’s not really an individual personality. i hope to see more of that.
-i think my fave character rn is sabrina herself---she’s just such a good heroine, especially in the way that her strengths also lead to some seriously big flaws. flaws that allow her to be fairly easily manipulated, frankly, because she only listens to what she wants to hear. and she gets humbled by it, but i don’t think we’ve seen the end of it.
-as far as the “twins” thing i’ve seen floating around---i interpreted that to be more about sabrina worrying about her dual nature, not so literally that she has an evil twin running around. and/or it was foreshadowing for the blackwoods
-which leads me to my next theory, which is that father blackwood’s creepy warlock club is probably gonna be a large plotline of s2. as well as the murder of the guy from the first ep, that leads through the whole season and doens’t get resolved. ambrose’s bf clearly killed connor’s (the murdered warlock) familiar and i don’t think anyone believes his adopted parents actually committed suicide? so i do love a good whodunnit, even if it feels a bit obvious who dun it.
i know i have more thoughts, but this is all i got at the moment. i’ll edit in more as i think of them!! let me know if you want to talk more specifically about one of these---i have to keep myself in check in a single post, but i’m happy to go off about one of these threads in more detail if you want. let me know!
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Happy Endings To All in the Alternate Universe
Happy Endings To All in the Alternate Universe
Background: This is a response to the spec challenge, what if a vampire was made by a different vampire? This started out as a long story, akin to Fresco, but I got lazy and decided it would work better as a short flashback. But I still wanted a happy ending!
Disclaimers: I don't own these vampires, Anne Rice does.
Spoilers: Well, since this is all screwed up, it's not spoiling any of the vamp chron, is it? Well, maybe IwV. And TVL. And QotD. And...oh hell, all the damn Chron, okay?
Warning: Mild implied slash and violence, and some age tampering with Daniel and David. Hey, it's an alternate universe, they could be born at slightly different times!
Lestat sat perched on the roof of the small house he shared with his beloved fledgling. He wondered where his mother was, as he did every night. The last time he'd seen her was so very long ago, when he'd made her a vampire. She'd sent a letter a few years ago, but he hadn't heard from her since. He knew she was all right, running through the jungles of South America. Still, he wished she'd get in touch more often.
Marius had been so angry when he found out about her, he smiled sadly. His maker didn't like the fact that Lestat had made another vampire and turned her loose, but when he'd found out who she was to him, it was difficult to scold. Lestat had thought it would be hard to live with him after that, but then they'd found Armand soon after, and once they rescued him from the Theatre, Lestat was free to roam.
He'd felt a little sad after the battle, watching Marius cradling Armand and kissing him. The fight had been a hard one, not only destroying the nest of monsters but also getting Armand out safely. In fact, that was the only reason Marius had made Lestat in the first place. He'd walked in on Magnus, who had just finished draining Lestat, and immediately recognized the madness in the old vampire. Instead of finding help from Magnus in searching for his lost fledgling, Marius had helped destroy Magnus, but then he'd still needed assistance finding his fledgling...and Lestat had been right there, the chosen of Magnus.
So Marius remade Lestat.
At first Marius made it clear that Lestat was just a guide, saved only because he was needed. As time wore on, though, Marius grew to like this youngster, who was so brash and so frightened at the same time. Marius taught Lestat everything he needed to know, and showed him exactly what a pleasant relationship could be, without the fear or pain. They'd cultivated a close friendship, and Marius had told him all about Those That Must Be Kept, although he'd never shown them to him.
Still, they'd only made it to being friends, because Armand almost immediately came into the picture. Lestat'd felt slightly abandoned when Marius turned all of his attention to the small vampire who'd flown into his waiting arms, but he knew it was for the best. He'd returned to Nikki, and they'd been happy for awhile.
Nikki's playing only became more impassioned once he was given the Dark Gift, though, and soon he was so involved with his violin that he started to forget Lestat. A few years later he left him for a career on the stage, where he still played to this day. They still wrote each other and lived on civil terms, but now they were only friends.
"Lestat, it's getting early!"
"Coming!"
He turned fast and slipped in through the window, shutting it behind him. Books cluttered the entire room, stacked on desks and chairs and put in tall piles on the floor, threatening to trip him up. Of course there were shelves, but they were all full. He just shook his head with a smile and nimbly stepped around them, practically dancing down the stairs.
"Louis!"
His green-eyed beauty turned with a broad smile and held his arms out, catching Lestat up and whirling him around. His pretty fledgling was a wondrous creature; living with him was as miraculous as making him had been. Lestat had been as gentle as possible in giving him the Gift, and Louis had shown him what he'd missed when Marius had made him. Things had been so rushed in the castle, with the piles of blonde bodies around them and the knowledge that he was only alive to help his maker. Louis, though, was a creation of pure love, since Lestat knew then what it was like to be without love. He wanted his fledgling to have the happiest life possible, especially since his mortal life was so painful, running from his family and all.
"You must learn to come in earlier," Louis scolded him softly. "One of these days I will have to drag you inside, partially singed."
"Never, I promise," Lestat laughed. He tried to sit down and found a book on his seat. He picked it up and plopped into the sofa. "Charles Dickens again? But chere, he is so boring! Shakespeare is much more fun."
"If it were up to you, we would have nothing but Shakespeare in this house!" Louis smiled, draping himself across Lestat's lap.
"Well, at least we would only have thirty-seven plays and a volume of sonnets," Lestat replied. "Not these waterfalls of books teetering on the edges of shelves and tables."
"You said we were going to move soon."
"Yes, and we will, once I find the right place. Somewhere in New Orleans, the Garden District, I think. Out of these street apartments."
Louis sighed and lay his head on Lestat's chest. He didn't say anything, but his look told Lestat exactly what his fledgling was thinking about. Any mention of moving usually brought memories back of their first move, and the violent argument that had ensued.
"You can't forget her, can you?" he whispered.
"No," Louis sighed. "I wish...I wish I had not run by her, I wish I had done something for her."
"It's my fault for making you upset," Lestat said quietly. "I had not meant to make you cry that night, but I never expected you to run from me."
"I never thought you would chase me. I thought you were going to hurt me, I don't know why. God knows you haven't ever so much as raised your hand to me before."
"No one thinks clearly when they are distressed."
Louis just relaxed deeper into his arms. "I heard someone crying, and I turned, and...she was such a little girl. I could see her mother there, already dead. She looked at me, Lestat. She looked right at me! I wanted to go inside and help her...but then I heard you calling my name, so I ran away. I just wish I knew what happened to her."
"I'm sure she was all right," Lestat insisted. "What did you want me to do, make her one of us?"
Louis shook his head. "No..." He sighed and closed his eyes. "She's dead by now, isn't she?"
Lestat nodded. "It's been over a hundred and fifty years, at least. No mortal can last that long."
"I wonder where she is now. If my brother is with her..."
Lestat shook his head. "No, don't think about things like that. You know it only makes you sad, and then I get sad that gives me a headache."
Louis smiled and kissed him, wiping away the tears building in his eyes. "I'm sorry, my love. I just want to know if she is happy, and if my brother is happy."
"You won't know until you see them."
Louis shook his head. "No, that can wait for a long time to come. I don't want to leave you. Oh, but that reminds me, Armand called. He wanted to ask if he can borrow our copy of Phantom of the Opera."
"Why? He's already read it."
"Yes, but Daniel hasn't. Armand wants him to know what the book is like, since his fledgling still thinks the movie was an original screenplay."
"Danny isn't very bright, is he?"
"He's not that silly."
"You're only saying that because you gave him an interview."
"I never expected Armand to take him in."
"Neither did Marius. How is he getting along with that stuffy British man, anyway?"
"You did not hear?"
"Hear what?"
"David is one of us now." Lestat blinked hard. "You mean...eww, but David was so old!"
"He was only forty. That isn't such a bad age, not now."
"Maybe he could exchange with someone for a younger body," Lestat suggested.
"What odd ideas you have!" Louis laughed. "Personally, I was more surprised that Armand made Daniel so young."
"Fifteen isn't too young. He probably wanted someone he could see eye to eye."
"Lestat!"
"Well, it's true."
"You're going to get into serious trouble one of these nights, my love."
Lestat decided that now was probably not the best time to mention that he wanted to go back on stage as a rock star. Better wait 'till tomorrow. For now, though, the sky was beginning to turn a lighter shade, so he tightened his hold on Louis and picked him up, carrying him downstairs to their daytime sanctuary.
In the basement, Louis had designed a room that would withstand fire and flood and lock up tight so no one could get in. His most prized books were down here, but they were neatly packed on a shelf. The Oriental rug was three inches thick and spread to every corner of the room. There was one mahogany desk with a computer, but Lestat detested having to work in the bedroom. He insisted it was a room meant for relaxation alone.
The bed was a testament to that belief. A king's size, it was made slippery silk sheets with feather blankets and a velvet cover on top. The pillows were also stuffed with down and covered in silk, and the headboard was carved with flowers and vines. Despite Louis' modest nature, he loved this room.
Lestat turned on the small lamp, creating just enough light to see by. They both disrobed, putting their clothes away. Convincing his fledgling to change clothing night to night had taken some time, but finally Louis was no longer wearing shirts and pants to rags. Of course, having him nude in bed a marvelous plus.
Lestat slid into bed, pulling the covers back for Louis, who eagerly took his place beside his maker. Louis snuggled up to him, kissing him a few times, and didn't move as the blankets were pulled up to his throat. They couldn't see the sun, but they could feel exactly how close it was to rising.
"I love you," Louis said, putting his arms around him.
"And I love you." Lestat lay his head against Louis' shoulder. Long ago Louis had somehow gotten him to relinquish all power in bed, and it was one of the best things he'd ever done. The love and trust in this relationship was well worth the vulnerability. "Sweet dreams."
"Pleasant dreams," the fledgling replied, and turned off the light.
The End
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New Beginnings
Note: So this is something I wrote a long time ago and just edited. There is violence, bad language, mention of death, and some possibly upsetting things. If you choose to read it I hope you enjoy it! I also would really love some feed back! Thanks!
The Puzzle
CHAPTER ONE
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July 28th, 2000
“YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THIS HOUSE YOUNG LADY!” my grandfather yells from the end of the hallway.
“THE HELL I’M STAYING HERE!” I yell, packing my duffel with clothes and some of my favorite items.
I zip up the bag and throw on my brown leather jacket. My grandfather is too controlling, living and hunting wise. I throw the bag over my shoulder and speed walk down the hall. I’m 17 and I’ve been trapped hunting with this old man. Never having a good night sleep, rarely being home, having no friends and god, only ever talking to my grandpa and his creepy friends.
“Grayson Amorita, I’ll be damned if I let you out of my sight, especially after promising your mother and father-”
“Don’t you dare play that card, old man.” By now I can feel my cheeks heating up and my heart pumping faster. “Whenever I do something you don’t like, you bring them into it!”
“Grayson, I’m trying to do what they would have wanted” he says
“Oh yeah, I’m sure they wanted me out risking my life everyday hunting creatures that hide under kids beds!” I argue.
“Grayson I-”
“I’m sick and tired of this life! I want to be normal! For christs sake I’ve never even been to public school! I’ve never had any friends and forbid I even look at a boy!” I shout.
I march straight past him to the door and I swing it open a little too hard.
“Bye grandpa” I say, leaving him speechless and I walk out the front door.
November 2006
“So this is the part where you kill me?” the shapeshifter I’ve been hunting for the past 4 days asks.
“I’m afraid so,” I say. I lift my gun, finger on the trigger when he starts rambling.
“Haven’t you ever felt like a freak? I know I’m a monster in your eyes, but is it so bad that I want to try and be normal?” he asks.
“Well, for starters, normal people don’t shift their appearance and then murder families, ya know, because that’s sick,” I retort.
“Come on, that’s not as bad as what other people do,” he says.
“Well, here’s the thing, you’re not a person,” I say and shoot him, hitting him directly in the heart.
If only my grandpa could see me now, hunting by myself, HA! And he thought I wouldn’t be able to survive on my own. Just because he’s the master vampire slayer he thinks he’s the only one who can handle these supernatural sons of bitches. I mean sure, telling other hunters that I’m Daniel Elkins’ granddaughter does have a few perks, like they almost automatically are willing to help me. But, there’s always the downside. People will expect me to be as great as him. I’m still working on getting out of that shadow.
I pack everything up into the trunk of my giant scrap metal car. I don’t even know what kind of car this is, all I know is I got it from my grandpa’s friend out of his junkyard who said I could have it for free. I drive myself back to the motel I’ve been staying in and immediately throw myself on the bed.
I wake up the next morning with all my clothes on from last night. The clock on the nightstand says 1:00pm, great. I jump into the motel shower and get dressed for the day. I get my computer out and look for any possible hunts near by. One in particular stands out: “Four Teens Found Dead.” I read the whole article and it screams supernatural- vampires to be specific- all the kids were missing most of their blood, enough to kill them slowly. Well, if there’s one thing I know how to hunt, its bloodsuckers. Maybe my grandpa has worn off on me, but I think it might just be in my genes because I’ve loved hunting them since I can remember. Maybe because they’re sneaky bastards who kill people despite being people themselves once. I get my stuff together and drive to the town where the article originated, only a 45 minute drive.
I already have a plan: pretend to be a relative of one of the kids, get into the morgue and see the bodies, go to the scene where they were found, find a trail, follow it and kill the bitches.
I go to the only hospital in town and go straight to the morgue. I stop one of the doctors and give him my excuse.
“Well, I’m her cousin but I won’t be able to make it to the funeral.” I say
“Alright, just follow me, miss,” the doctor says. He takes me to the morgue and pulls out ‘my cousin's’ body.
“Do you mind if I have a moment alone with her?” I ask, faking borderline tears.
“Of course.” and he’s gone. I immediately pull the cover down to reveal her neck and there it is: two puncture wounds. I check the other three bodies and all the signs point to vampires.
I put on the best sad face I can muster up and walk out of the morgue and out of the hospital. I get in my car and the radio is blasting Kelly Clarkson’s Because of You. Not that it’s really a favorite, but I mean how can I not know the words? I sit in my car in the parking lot singing along.
“MY HEART CAN’T POSSIBLY BREAK WHEN IT WASN’T EVEN WHOLE TO START WITH!” I sing at the top of my lungs, well until two handsome fellows knock on my window, both trying to hold back smiles. Shit. Why are two guys knocking on my car in the first place?
I roll my window down and immediately put on a serious face, “can I help you?” I ask as if nothing happened 20 seconds ago.
“Yeah, we were wondering if you know anything about those four teenagers that died last night,” the one with long hair asks.
“No, not more than the news provided” I lie.
“Oh, ok thanks anyways” He says and they both walk into the hospital. Why do they care what happened? Hunters…nah.
I start the engine and make my way to the road the teenagers were found on. When I get there, the cops are blocking it off. ‘Don’t worry, Gray, just get in and get out’ I mentally prepare myself. The roads around here are surrounded by woods, so I adjust my gun in my belt and take off into the woods, far enough so I won’t be spotted, but close enough to see what’s going on. I make my way through to get close enough to the car, all windows are shattered and there’s no other evidence of vampires-at least not from here. I come out of the brush and hide behind the car, away from the cops who are by the caution tape about 20 feet away. I get in the backseat of the car and search for anything, then I spot it, a tooth, or a fang, or whatever the right term for a vampire’s second set of teeth is. I open the car door and dash back into the woods as fast as I can.
So, I don’t think the vampires would’ve followed the road, trying to be sneaky and all, so I double back down the road and go down one that parallels the one the cops are on. I pull over to the shoulder of the road, by some metal railings that block a slope down to the woods. I slide down that slope to find any tracks. I search for almost 30 minutes and find shit. No really, I stepped in deer poop. I decide to go to my car. I get back to the slope and I have to dig the toes of my shoes into the dirt so I can make it back up. As I climb over the railing I notice another set of holes in the dirt similar to mine. So they did go this way. I search the other side and there’s nothing. Guess they did use a road, but why walk through the woods then drive a car after a meal? A getaway plan or something? I get back in my car and get out the map of the town that I got earlier today. If I keep going down this road, it leads to a giant and abandoned farm. I guess I’m going there.
As I start my car, a sleek, black car pulls to the shoulder behind me. Damn. That really is a nice car. Chevelle? I guess I’ll ask when these two guys…these two guys, the same guys who knocked on my window at the hospital. Damn it, maybe the vamps found out I was following them and decided to switch it around. It’s so hard to find attractive guys that don’t have anything severely wrong with them. I get out of my car to meet them outside, gun ready in my belt.
I get out of my car and meet them halfway, and lean on the back of my car, “are you two following me?” I ask.
“No, we were heading this way and saw your car and didn’t know if you were having trouble” the one with short hair says.
“Well as sweet and creepy it is that you ‘happened’ to see me and offer me help, my car is perfectly fine, and no offense but I wouldn’t take car help from two sketchy guys who appear to be stalking me,” I say and rest my hands on my hips, closer to my gun.
“You know what’s funny is that we think you’re the sketchy one here” the tall one argues.
“Alright fine, let’s agree that we’re all sketchy and call it a night, huh?” I say and turn back to my car, then I heard a gun click. I turn back around to them to see both holding guns at me. I immediately pull out my gun and hold it to them in response.
“I didn’t know vampires were into carrying guns, did you Sammy?” the short one asks.
“Wait, what?” I ask, completely confused.
“We went to the hospital, they said a girl with your exact description went into the morgue, and you lied about knowing anything,” the short one explains.
I lower my gun, realizing instantly, “Oh god, I’m such an idiot. I’m a hunter, and apparently so are you two,” I say, “I’m working on the case with the four teenagers.”
They lower their guns as well and put them away. “So what do you have so far?” the short one asks.
“There’s tracks over there, but no sign of them on the other side of the road, so I think they took the road- it leads to a farm that nobody owns,” I say.
“Well, we’re going to look around in case you missed anything,” The short one says.
“Ok, good luck with that, I’ll be killing them while you search” I say.
“What? No, we should do this together, you can’t take out a whole nest by yourself” the big one says.
“I’m going to take your doubt in me as a challenge” I say and walk.
“Are you crazy? You’re going to get yourself killed,��� the short one argues.
“If you want me to stay with you, just say so,” I say folding my arms across my chest, looking at them with raised eyebrows and a little smirk.
“Let us look for a few minutes and we can go, together,” the tall one says.
“So, do either of you have names or will I have to call you ‘big one’ and ‘little one’?” I ask sarcastically.
“I’m Sam, and this is my brother, Dean” Sam says.
“Grayson,” I reply.
10 minutes later they come up with nothing.
“I told you,” I tease.
“Are you always this cocky?” Dean asks.
“No, only when people think I can’t do as well as them, and they end up being wrong” I say with a fake grin, referring to them having to ‘check’ if I got everything.
“Well aren’t you sweet,” Dean replies, a fake smile on his face.
“Alright, let’s go” Sam directs and we head towards the farm. There’s barely any light because the sun is setting behind all the trees.
When we get to the farm we all get out and I walk to them, “Maybe we should wait until tomorrow when we have daylight,” I suggest.
“Were already here, were armed, it can’t hurt to check,” Dean says.
“I don’t know Dean, she has a point, they have the advantage,” Sam adds.
“Oh, c’mon, nothing three hunters can’t handle,” Dean says and it’s the last thing I hear before my lights go out.
I wake up on the floor with my hands chained behind my back, in what looks like a basement. Those nasty bloodsuckers. I knew we should’ve waited. Sam and Dean are also chained, but both still out cold. Sam is closest to me so I kick his leg and he stirs a little.
“Sam! Sam wake up!” I whisper yell.
“What-what the”
“They got us while we were distracted,” I say, “But don’t worry, I have a plan.”
“What?”
“Well since were not chained to anything,” I start and feel for my gun-HA they didn’t take it- “I’m going to get up, walk up the stairs to the door and kill all of them, which will give you two some time to find our weapons and free anyone they might be keeping” I say, literally thinking of the plan as it came out of my mouth.
“Maybe Dean was right,” Sam says.
“About what?”
“You being crazy.”
“I’m not crazy, I’m ambitious,” I say and I get a small laugh out of him.
“Well, usually people’s ambitions don’t include risking your life when you don’t know what you’re up against”
“Well, how will I figure out what I’m up against if I don’t go up there and see?” I ask and Dean starts to wake up.
“Oh good, you’re up!” I say and proceed to tell him the plan I told Sam.
“Are you crazy?” He asks, again with the crazy.
“God, why do you both think I’m crazy? Wouldn’t you be willing to do the same thing?”
“Yeah, but going straight at them?” Dean asks.
“Go big or go home, right?” I say.
I stand up and lower my arms so I can step between them to get my hands to the front of my body. I walk up the basement stairs and knock on the door with a happy rhythm. The door opens and a rather small vampire is there giving me a puzzled expression.
“Hi there,” I say and yank him by the shirt, throwing him down the stairs. He fell all the way to the bottom. I shoot him with my gun and he just laughs.
“So stupid, guns dont hurt me!” He laughs.
“Yeah, but I heard dead man’s blood is poison to you, and that’s what I soaked my bullets in this morning.” I say and head back up the stairs.
The door is barely open, I peek through seeing no more vampires. Sam and Dean are coming up the stairs.
“I’ll shoot all of them, don’t move until I say so,” I order.
I walk through the door and I’m immediately tacked to the ground. I fall on my stomach but I manage to get on my back and kick the vampire back and shoot her right in the stomach. “Dead man’s blood,” I say, answering the question before it’s asked. I stand up and another one jumps on my back. I slam her into a wall, leaving a huge dent. I can’t shake her off, so I feel for her stomach and shoot her there. 3 down. No more come at me, so I go get Sam and Dean in the stairwell.
“Sam, go look for any people, Dean, go look for weapons, I can hold off anymore that come, If they follow you, lead them to me,” I direct and they go. It feels nice to have somebody trust me.
They both go the same way, leaving me in the hallway by myself. I look around, and I feel arms wrap around my body, squeezing the air out of me. Two more vampires come at me at once and I flail my legs in attempt to keep them away. I kick both of them in the stomach, sending them back a few feet. I shoot at both, one hit in the chest, the other in the lower stomach. The one holding me doesn’t like this so he throws me to the ground, a mistake on his part, because I shoot him in the chest immediately. 6 down, hopefully not many more to go. I walk around the house, and I get towed down by a big vampire, I look and it’s just Dean.
“Here.” He says and cuts my chains with my machete, then hands it to me.
“thanks” I say, “where’s Sam?”
“Upstairs, looking for anyone”
“What? I haven’t checked upstairs yet!” I say loudly and run up the stairs as fast as I can, with Dean following behind me.
“I think I can get used to hunting with you” I barely hear him say from behind me. Wait, was that a reference to my ass? Did he just compliment my ass in the middle of a hunt? Screw it, I have shit to do.
I run to the first door and kick it open, empty. “SAM!” I yell and kick open two more doors.
He’s kneeling over vampire victims, but he doesn’t know there’s two vampires sneaking behind him. I lunge instantly, cutting of the man’s head, then everyone notices me and I stab the girl in her stomach, surprising her. Using the seconds she took to react, I behead her.
“Thanks,” Sam says.
“No problem, I think that’s all of them,” I say.
“There was 9 of them, I counted,” A woman on the floor says.
“Shit,” I say under my breath.
“What?” Sam asks.
“I missed one,” I say and take off to find Dean.
I don’t have to run far, because he’s being pinned to the wall by a male vampire.
“Aw are you sad were going to kill your family?” I mock and he comes straight at me. He jumps to tackle me, but I duck, letting him fall behind me. I turn around and chop his neck while he’s getting up.
“Thanks,” Dean says.
“Don’t mention it” I say and run down the stairs to finish off the vamps I poisoned. Theres three in the living room, two in the hallway and one in the basement. Just have to kill them while they’re down and you can leave, Grayson.
I get to the living room, and just as I remembered, there’s 3 bodies on the ground. I decapitate every one of them and head to the hallway. The two there are just starting to wake up, but are still weak. One is crawling and I do a low swing of the arm to get her, the other one is laying on his back, as if waiting for me. The only one I’m a little worried about is the one in the basement, he was the first one to get poisoned. I open the door and walk down, he’s nowhere in sight. I hear Sam and Dean in the hallway, “Grayson!” Sam yells, “Are you down there?”
“Yeah, I can’t find the-” I get cut off by the vampire putting me in a chokehold.
“Grayson?” Dean asks, and I hear a set of footsteps coming down the stairs.
“I can still kill her, let us go, and I won’t” He tries to bargain.
“They’re all dead, Elektra over there got every single member of your family,” Dean says, obviously trying to get the vamp to go after him, like I did earlier.
“You killed them?” He growls in my ear, “You killed my family?”
“Let her go,” Sam says, taking a step towards us.
“Don’t move, or I’ll bite her,” He threatens, “I guess that if you killed my family, you can start making up for it by joining me.” He puts his mouth to my neck. I try to wiggle away but he moves my head closer to him. It’s like in Charlie’s Angels when Madison Lee was almost kissing Natalie while putting a gun to her head, in other words, disgusting.
Dean tries to move closer and the vampire freaks out. “PUT THE BLADES DOWN!” he yells, “AND SLIDE THEM OVER HERE” at first Sam and Dean refuse but then I get an idea. I nod, telling them to agree with him. They slide the machetes to our feet and step back.
I take the machete that’s in my hand, and stab him in the stomach and reach down for Sam and Dean’s, picking one up in each hand. The vamp comes at me and I swing the machetes towards each other, cutting his neck from both sides fatally.
“Damn.” Dean says. I turn around and give each of them their machetes back with a huff of breath from the struggle.
“Where are the people?” I ask.
“I told them to wait outside by the cars,” Sam says.
We got the people to the hospital and made sure they didn’t mention us. One thing I never liked about this job, you rarely get credit. It’s 1 am when we drive to the nearest motel. I get out of my car, and they get out of theirs at the same time.
“Nice car, by the way,” I say and head to the office to buy a room.
“Thanks, she’s my pride and joy,” Dean says”
I get to the desk and ask for a one bedded room. She hands me the key and walk out the door and hear Sam and Dean asking for the closest two bedded room next to mine.
I unlock my door and go straight to the shower. I can smell my own sweat. I get out and go to my bag on the bed to look for clothes when there’s a knock at my door. Perfect timing, what if I have to fight some monster naked? I open the door to see Sam and Dean waiting.
“Uh, can I help you?” I ask as both of them try to pretend I’m not in only a towel.
“We just thought you might want to celebrate with us,” Dean says, holding up a pack of beer.
“Well, I don’t feel like drinking, but I’ll be happy to watch you two” I say “Just give me 5 to get dressed and I’ll be right over.” I close my door and get dressed. I knock on the door and Sam answers, his arm gesturing for me to come in.
“So do you two celebrate after every hunt?” I ask.
“No, just the good ones.” Sam says.
“I see.”
“So,” Dean says.
“So, what?” I ask.
“How’d you learn to hunt like that?” He asks.
“I learned from my grandpa,” I say.
“Whos your grandpa?” Sam asks.
“You might not have heard of him, Daniel Elkins, he lives in Colorado,” I say and their faces kind of fall. “What? did I say something?”
“We knew your grandpa” Dean says, “well we knew who he was, we’re sorry”
“Sorry for what? I’m confused,” I say. What the hell is up with them?
“When was the last time you heard anything from your grandpa?” Sam asks.
“I talked to him a few months ago on the phone,” I say.
They exchange a glance.
“We were in Manning a month ago, your grandpa was in the news, he was attacked in his house and was killed,” Sam says, “I’m so sorry”
I sit there in silence, thinking about it. What? there’s no way, he knew how to defend himself. This is just a sick joke. Just a sick joke.
“Grayson?” Dean asks.
“You think thats funny?”
“What?”
“Telling me he’s dead, you think thats funny, cause its not,” I say.
“Were not joking, he was killed by vampires,” Sam says.
How ironic, the thing he hunted best came to hunt him. “Excuse me, I need to go,” I say and walk out the door. It usually takes a while for things to sink in. When a hunt went wrong and one of my friends died, it took me a while to actually process it. How could he do that? He didn’t even call me. He didn’t call for help. I could’ve helped him.
I could’ve helped him. I could’ve been there. I could’ve kept him alive. I turn out the lights and fall asleep.
In my nightmare my grandpa keeps dying in front of me, a different way each time. Stabbed in the chest, shot in the head, each time screaming for my help, but I just sit there and watch. In some I’m even the one doing the killing. I try to stop myself, but I can’t move my body and all I can do is yell “I’M SORRY” millions of times. I scream myself awake and I feel the need to let off steam.
I throw all my stuff against the walls, break anything that I can. “I’M SORRY” I yell, throwing the lamp on the nightstand at the wall. I barely notice it, but I’m crying while screaming. I step on some of the glass from the lamp, and my foot bleeds out. I get on my knees and just cry to myself, “I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” There’s a knock on my door, but I ignore it, still repeating the same words over and over again. I lay my hands on the ground, which cuts them too, so now my hands are also bleeding. I just look at my hands for a while. “Im sorry, Im sorry for everything” My door is slammed open and the water in my eyes makes everything blurry, but I can make out the figures of two people. They pull me out of the glass and put me on the bed. ” I didn’t mean to do it!” I say, “It should’ve been me!”
“GRAYSON, SNAP OUT OF IT!” I recognize Dean yelling.
“He shouldn’t have died, it should’ve been me, I’m the one that left him alone!” I cry.
“It’s not your fault, things happen,” Sam says and wraps his arm around my shoulders.
“Get off me!” I yell, “I don’t need your help, I never needed help, I should’ve been helping him!”
“Just calm down!” Dean yells.
“HOW ABOUT HAVING YOUR ONLY FAMILY DIE AND SEE HOW YOU FEEL!!” I scream.
“I DID!” he screams back.
“BUT YOU���RE NOT THE ONE THAT KILLED HIM!”
“HEY!” Sam shouts, “both of you yelling won’t help anyone.”
“I could’ve saved him” I whisper, “I left him alone, he needed me and I left him”
The next morning I wake up in a bed, it’s not mine because the room has two beds in it. The last thing I remember from last night was yelling at Sam and Dean. I look at my hands and they’re wrapped up, I move the covers to look at my feet and they’re wrapped up too. They’re worse than I remember them being, there’s blood soaking through the wraps.
“You wouldn’t let us stitch you up last night, so we just wrapped them up for the night” Sam says, walking in from the bathroom.
“Sorry” I say.
“Please, don’t say that, you’ve said it enough since last night,” he replies.
I look down at my hands in my lap. I let myself get out of control, and hurt myself, I don’t even know what I did to the boys.
“Did I hurt either of you?” I ask.
“No,” Dean answers, walking through the room door with bags of food in his hands, “Thank god, because after seeing you kill that nest, I was glad you kept the machete in the car.”
“Yeah…"
“I got you a burger” he says and tosses is to me. My hands sting a little and catching it burns even more.
“Dean, last night I told you to have your only family die, and you said you did, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to-” I start.
“Our dad. He almost a month after your grandpa died,” he says, his tone kind of irritated.
“I’m so sorry.”
“We should stitch you up now, the cuts are pretty bad,” Sam interrupts.
“Alright.”
We all sit in silence as Sam works on my hands. How the hell am I going to hunt if both my hands and feet have stitches. Sam finishes my hands and I ask for the supplies to stitch my feet but he refuses and stitches those up too.
“Thank you” I say, “well I guess I should get going”
“Do you have somewhere to stay?” Sam asks.
“No, but I want to go back to Manning, just see the house and everything” I answer.
“Want us to give you a ride there?” Dean asks.
“No, I’m fine” I say and get up, “where’s my stuff?”
“Over there” Dean says and points to the table across the room. I sling it over my shoulder and take it to the bathroom to get dressed.
Trying to get dressed was difficult, but I managed to do it in 10 minutes. I walked back into the room, “Well, bye guys” I say.
“Hey, what’s your number?” Sam asks.
“Why, think you’re going to need my help sometime?” I joke.
“Something like that” Dean replies, smirking. I give them my number and head for Manning.
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• A typical vice of American politics the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues, and the announcement of radical policies with much sound and fury, and at the same time with a cautious accompaniment of weasel phrases each of which sucks the meat out of the preceding statement. – Theodore Roosevelt • Agnostic for me would be trying to weasel out and sound a little nicer than I am about this. – Richard P. Feynman • Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?” said Zacharias Smith. “Here’s an idea,” said Ron loudly, “why don’t you shut your mouth?” “Well, we’ve all turned up to learn from him, and now he’s telling us he can’t really do any of it,” he said. “That’s not what he said,” said Fred Weasley. “Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?” inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko’s bags. “Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy where we stick this,” said Fred. – J. K. Rowling • Art is what separates us from the animals. – Iimani David • Be good now, Potty…Weasel King. – J. K. Rowling • Because success is such a weasel word anyway, it’s such a horribly American word, and it’s such a vamp and, I think it’s a death trap. – Daniel Berrigan • Cats didn’t start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function. – William S. Burroughs • Democrats—lily-livered, weasel-assed collaborators. – Michael Parenti • Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who’s going to run CBS? – David Letterman • Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel? Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed. Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel. Polonius: It is backed like a weasel. Hamlet: Or like a whale? Polonius: Very like a whale. – William Shakespeare • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. – Steven Wright • Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does. – Scott Adams • Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing happened with the Mayans, though a number of wild cats are native to the area.) I don’t think this is accurate. It is certainly not the whole story. Cats didn’t start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function. – William S. Burroughs • For those of you who may be unaware, [Michael] Boskin is the economist/weasel/fraud who helped to officially distort the CPI, making it more or less worthless as a measure of inflation. The Boskin Commission… was an act of cowardice. Rather than man up and say fix this, its broken, we can’t afford it. – Barry Ritholtz • Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don’t you gimme some damn chicken? – Bobcat Goldthwait • Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table. – Daniel Handler • Hope,” Frank grumbled. “I’d rather have a few good weasels. – Rick Riordan • I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this. I didnt want to live in a broken world or a broken me. I wasnt trying to weasel out of anything. I just wasnt in the mood of being on the earth that night. I get like that sometimes when it rains, or when i see certain sad movies. – Donald Miller • I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America. – Ted Nugent • I like ‘pencil-necked weasel’. It has ‘pencil’ in it. Pencils are good things. You can draw or write things with pencils. I think it’s what you call someone when you’re worried that using a long word like ‘intellectual’ may have too many syllables. It’s not something that people who have serious, important things to say call other people. – Neil Gaiman • I therefore invite you all,” Mr Fox went on, ‘to stay here with me for ever.’ For ever!’ they cried. ‘My goodness! How marvellous!’ And Rabbit said to Mrs Rabbit, ‘My dear, just think! We’re never going to be shot again in our lives!’ We will make,’ said Mr Fox, ‘a little underground village, with streets and houses on each side – seperate houses for Badgers and Moles and Rabbits and Weasels and Foxes. And every day I will go shopping for you all. And every day we will eat like kings.’ The cheering that followed this speech went on for many minutes. – Roald Dahl • I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again. – Warren Ellis • I’m sure I’ve been a toad, one time or another. With bats, weasels, worms…I rejoice in the kinship. Even the caterpillar I can love, and the various vermin. – Theodore Roethke • I’ve met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat.” -pg.170- – Cassandra Clare • Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going to burst into flames in that courtroom? – Jay Leno • Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big broad shouldered whiskey soaked Joe weasel, dragging his wife about by the hair, and over here, two children are unconscious from his blows and kicks and another one screaming in terror, do you think I would apologize for being there? No! I’d knock 7 kinds of pork out of that old hog. – Billy Sunday • Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. – Matt Groening • Lucky Charms?” I asked. “Magically delicious,” he explained. “Requisite for any sort of building project.” I shook my head, still amazed at how he had managed to weasel his way over here. “This isn’t a date.” He cut me a scandalized look. “Obviously. I’d bring Count Chocula for that. – Richelle Mead • Mayor de Blasio has legalized ferrets. Now you can legally own ferrets in New York City. I want to tell you something. If I want to see anymore beady-eyed little weasels, I’ll just keep riding the subway. – David Letterman • Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally – the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra – but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person. – Nicole Hollander • My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire. – John Hodgman • My character on ‘I’m In the Band,’ Derek Jupiter of Iron Weasel, is definitely one of the crazier ones. That’s completely on the other end of the spectrum. There’s absolutely nothing like Derek any shape or form. I’m having so much fun playing this egotistical, ’80s-era rockstar – everything he does is from the point-of-view of a rockstar. – Steve Valentine • My first fight was a little weasel from American called Andre Dirrell. I say that because he runs and holds, and I hope Abraham bangs him out. – Carl Froch • Not all introductions worked well. Rabbits were an unmitigated environmental disaster. Unchecked by any natural predator, they bred at a staggering rate and chewed their way across vast areas of pastureland as well as any garden that came their way. Attempts to control them by introducing ferrets, weasels and stoats did much more harm than good. Although these predators probably killed a reasonable number of rabbits, they also devastated populations of kiwi and raided the nests of flighted birds. – Bee Dawson • Nothing out of the ordinary ever occurs to me when I’m by myself. But you attract duels, ambushes, immortal enemies, obscure creatures such as the Ra’zac, long-lost family members, and mysterious acts of magic as if they were were starving weasels and you were a rabbit that wandered into their den. – Christopher Paolini • Occasionally I hear a band that blows me away. For instance, there’s a musician in Oakland named Weasel Walter who has a band called the Flying Luttenbachers. Go see the Flying Luttenbachers when they’re in your town. He’s one of the greatest rock composers who ever lived, and he’s struggling and living like a poverty-stricken hermit. – Glenn Branca • Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him! – Rachel Caine • One of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use what have been called “weasel words.” – Theodore Roosevelt • One of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use what have been called ”weasel words.” When a weasel sucks eggs the meat is sucked out of the egg. If you use a ”weasel word” after another there is nothing left of the other. – Theodore Roosevelt • One thing that worried me was how writers get categorized and so they end up having to write the same kind of book again and again. That is fine if it is what you want to do, but I would rather be locked in the trunk of my car with a weasel than write the same book every three years until I die. – Justin Cronin • Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it’s a Weasel with a Cheese finish. – Bill Bailey • Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe. – George R. R. Martin • Some men can be very rude. On the other hand, some clients are absolute angels. One john always brought me a gift every time he came to see me. He brought me a pearl necklace, a ring, a bra or something. But eventually, as much as I really loved all the gifts, he fell in love with me, and he tried to weasel his way into my life. It was too much and I sort of had to ‘break up with him.” – Annie Sprinkle • Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. – W. C. Fields
• Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels. – George R. R. Martin • Tea Party goers are just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don’t love their country. – Paul Begala • The coast’s a jungle of Moors, Turks, Jews, renegades from all over Europe, sitting in palaces built from the sale of Christian slaves. There are twenty thousand men, women and children in the bagnios of Algiers alone. I am not going to make it twenty thousand and one because your mother didn’t allow you to keep rabbits, or whatever is at the root of your unshakable fixation.” “I had weasels instead,” said Philippa shortly. “Good God,” said Lymond, looking at her. “That explains a lot.- Dorothy Dunnett • The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine. – John Benfield • The night can sweat with terror as before We pieced our thoughts into philosophy, And planned to bring the world under a rule, Who are but weasels fighting in a hole. – William Butler Yeats • The reason any conservative’s failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It’s an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites. – Ann Coulter • The weasel under the cocktail cabinet. – Harold Pinter • There is such a thing as the poetry of a mistake, and when you say, “Mistakes were made,” you deprive an action of its poetry, and you sound like a weasel.- Charles Baxter • There’s a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it’s where most of life happens. – Scott Adams • Those props are as cunning as a bag o’ weasels. – Bill McLaren • To err is human. To cover it up is weasel. – Scott Adams • Values and verdicts never bother me half as much as people trying to weasel their way around them, or people compromising their reason to pander to their own prejudices and preconceptions, which they are so rarely competent to look in the face. – Kenny Smith • Walk in this faithless grass with studious tread, Lest mice, weasels, germane beasts, too soon The tall hat and eyes, the fierce feet, for dead Descry, and fix you prone in their revelling moon. – Allen Tate • Want a cookie,’ Ra said. ‘What kind?’ ‘Weasel cookie.’ I’m here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe. – Rick Riordan • War has taught me that each one of us contains every ingredient of the human recipe. By varying measure we are all cowards and brave men, thieves and honest men, selfish and selfless men, malingerers and champions, weasels and lions. The only question is how much of each attribute we allow- or force – to dominate our being. – Eric L. Haney • We dwell amid pinheaded weasels who know only timid, the generic and the abacus. – Danny Baker • We have to call mass surveillance mass surveillance. We can’t let governments around the world redefine, and sort of weasel their way out of it by saying this is bulk collection. – Edward Snowden • We stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a teddy bear. I placed the war flail across his lap, hoping it might make a difference—maybe complete his powers or something. No such luck. “Sick weasels,” Ra muttered. “Behold,” Sadie said bitterly. “the glorious Ra. – Rick Riordan • Weasel words from mollycoddles will never do when the day demands prophetic clarity from greathearts. Manly men must emerge for this hour of trial. – Theodore Roosevelt • Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel. – Matt Groening • Weasels–and stoats–and foxes–and so on. They’re all right in a way–I’m very good friends with them–pass the time of day when we meet, and all that–but they break out sometimes, there’s no denying it, and then–well, you can’t really trust them, and that’s the fact. – Kenneth Grahame • What annoyed me was that I so often attempted to weasel out of things on purpose, it killed me to do it by accident. It seemed like a waste of whatever detailed lie I was going to have to come up with. – Sloane Crosley • What the Danes left in Ireland were hens and weasels. And when the cock crows in the morning, the country people will always say ‘It is for Denmark they are crowing. Crowing they are to be back in Denmark.’ – Lady Gregory • When the cold comes to New England it arrives in sheets of sleet and ice. In December, the wind wraps itself around bare trees and twists in between husbands and wives asleep in their beds. It shakes the shingles from the roofs and sifts through cracks in the plaster. The only green things left are the holly bushes and the old boxwood hedges in the village, and these are often painted white with snow. Chipmunks and weasels come to nest in basements and barns; owls find their way into attics. At night,the dark is blue and bluer still, as sapphire of night. – Alice Hoffman • You’re alive!” Percy said to the others. “The giants said you were captured. What happened?” Leo shrugged. “Oh, just another brilliant plan by Leo Valdez. You’d be amazed what you can do with an Archimedes sphere, a girl who can sense stuff underground, and a weasel.” “I was the weasel,” Frank said glumly. – Rick Riordan
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• A typical vice of American politics the avoidance of saying anything real on real issues, and the announcement of radical policies with much sound and fury, and at the same time with a cautious accompaniment of weasel phrases each of which sucks the meat out of the preceding statement. – Theodore Roosevelt • Agnostic for me would be trying to weasel out and sound a little nicer than I am about this. – Richard P. Feynman • Are you trying to weasel out of showing us any of this stuff?” said Zacharias Smith. “Here’s an idea,” said Ron loudly, “why don’t you shut your mouth?” “Well, we’ve all turned up to learn from him, and now he’s telling us he can’t really do any of it,” he said. “That’s not what he said,” said Fred Weasley. “Would you like us to clean out your ears for you?” inquired George, pulling a long and lethal-looking metal instrument from inside one of the Zonko’s bags. “Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy where we stick this,” said Fred. – J. K. Rowling • Art is what separates us from the animals. – Iimani David • Be good now, Potty…Weasel King. – J. K. Rowling • Because success is such a weasel word anyway, it’s such a horribly American word, and it’s such a vamp and, I think it’s a death trap. – Daniel Berrigan • Cats didn’t start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function. – William S. Burroughs • Democrats—lily-livered, weasel-assed collaborators. – Michael Parenti • Dingoes, jackals, skunks, vipers and weasel are now illegal in New York City. Well great, who’s going to run CBS? – David Letterman • Do you see yonder cloud that’s almost in shape of a camel? Polonius: By the mass, and ‘tis like a camel, indeed. Hamlet: Methinks it is like a weasel. Polonius: It is backed like a weasel. Hamlet: Or like a whale? Polonius: Very like a whale. – William Shakespeare • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines. – Steven Wright • Every credible scientist on earth says your products harm the environment. I recommend paying weasels to write articles casting doubt on the data. Then eat the wrong kind of foods and hope you die before the earth does. – Scott Adams • Evidence indicates that cats were first tamed in Egypt. The Egyptians stored grain, which attracted rodents, which attracted cats. (No evidence that such a thing happened with the Mayans, though a number of wild cats are native to the area.) I don’t think this is accurate. It is certainly not the whole story. Cats didn’t start as mousers. Weasels and snakes and dogs are more efficient as rodent-control agents. I postulate that cats started as psychic companions, as Familiars, and have never deviated from this function. – William S. Burroughs • For those of you who may be unaware, [Michael] Boskin is the economist/weasel/fraud who helped to officially distort the CPI, making it more or less worthless as a measure of inflation. The Boskin Commission… was an act of cowardice. Rather than man up and say fix this, its broken, we can’t afford it. – Barry Ritholtz • Go on, try weasel, try squirrel; it tastes like chicken, it tastes just like chicken! If it tastes just like chicken, why don’t you gimme some damn chicken? – Bobcat Goldthwait • Having an aura of menace is like having a pet weasel, because you rarely meet someone who has one, and when you do, it makes you want to hide under the coffee table. – Daniel Handler • Hope,” Frank grumbled. “I’d rather have a few good weasels. – Rick Riordan • I didnt like being reminded about how self-absorbed i was. I wanted to be over this, done with this. I didnt want to live in a broken world or a broken me. I wasnt trying to weasel out of anything. I just wasnt in the mood of being on the earth that night. I get like that sometimes when it rains, or when i see certain sad movies. – Donald Miller • I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist raised communist educated communist nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America. – Ted Nugent • I like ‘pencil-necked weasel’. It has ‘pencil’ in it. Pencils are good things. You can draw or write things with pencils. I think it’s what you call someone when you’re worried that using a long word like ‘intellectual’ may have too many syllables. It’s not something that people who have serious, important things to say call other people. – Neil Gaiman • I therefore invite you all,” Mr Fox went on, ‘to stay here with me for ever.’ For ever!’ they cried. ‘My goodness! How marvellous!’ And Rabbit said to Mrs Rabbit, ‘My dear, just think! We’re never going to be shot again in our lives!’ We will make,’ said Mr Fox, ‘a little underground village, with streets and houses on each side – seperate houses for Badgers and Moles and Rabbits and Weasels and Foxes. And every day I will go shopping for you all. And every day we will eat like kings.’ The cheering that followed this speech went on for many minutes. – Roald Dahl • I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again. – Warren Ellis • I’m sure I’ve been a toad, one time or another. With bats, weasels, worms…I rejoice in the kinship. Even the caterpillar I can love, and the various vermin. – Theodore Roethke • I’ve met an attractive weasel or two in my time. He looks more like a rat.” -pg.170- – Cassandra Clare • Jack Abramoff is going to testify against some of the other weasels in Congress. A lobbyist testifying against congressmen? How many Bibles are going to burst into flames in that courtroom? – Jay Leno • Listen, if I heard shrieks and cries coming from a house and I ran in there and I found a great big broad shouldered whiskey soaked Joe weasel, dragging his wife about by the hair, and over here, two children are unconscious from his blows and kicks and another one screaming in terror, do you think I would apologize for being there? No! I’d knock 7 kinds of pork out of that old hog. – Billy Sunday • Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come. – Matt Groening • Lucky Charms?” I asked. “Magically delicious,” he explained. “Requisite for any sort of building project.” I shook my head, still amazed at how he had managed to weasel his way over here. “This isn’t a date.” He cut me a scandalized look. “Obviously. I’d bring Count Chocula for that. – Richelle Mead • Mayor de Blasio has legalized ferrets. Now you can legally own ferrets in New York City. I want to tell you something. If I want to see anymore beady-eyed little weasels, I’ll just keep riding the subway. – David Letterman • Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally – the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra – but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person. – Nicole Hollander • My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire. – John Hodgman • My character on ‘I’m In the Band,’ Derek Jupiter of Iron Weasel, is definitely one of the crazier ones. That’s completely on the other end of the spectrum. There’s absolutely nothing like Derek any shape or form. I’m having so much fun playing this egotistical, ’80s-era rockstar – everything he does is from the point-of-view of a rockstar. – Steve Valentine • My first fight was a little weasel from American called Andre Dirrell. I say that because he runs and holds, and I hope Abraham bangs him out. – Carl Froch • Not all introductions worked well. Rabbits were an unmitigated environmental disaster. Unchecked by any natural predator, they bred at a staggering rate and chewed their way across vast areas of pastureland as well as any garden that came their way. Attempts to control them by introducing ferrets, weasels and stoats did much more harm than good. Although these predators probably killed a reasonable number of rabbits, they also devastated populations of kiwi and raided the nests of flighted birds. – Bee Dawson • Nothing out of the ordinary ever occurs to me when I’m by myself. But you attract duels, ambushes, immortal enemies, obscure creatures such as the Ra’zac, long-lost family members, and mysterious acts of magic as if they were were starving weasels and you were a rabbit that wandered into their den. – Christopher Paolini • Occasionally I hear a band that blows me away. For instance, there’s a musician in Oakland named Weasel Walter who has a band called the Flying Luttenbachers. Go see the Flying Luttenbachers when they’re in your town. He’s one of the greatest rock composers who ever lived, and he’s struggling and living like a poverty-stricken hermit. – Glenn Branca • Oh, he is cute!” Shane said in a fake girly voice. “Gee, maybe we can ask him out!” “Shut up, you weasel. Claire, hit him! – Rachel Caine • One of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use what have been called “weasel words.” – Theodore Roosevelt • One of our defects as a nation is a tendency to use what have been called ”weasel words.” When a weasel sucks eggs the meat is sucked out of the egg. If you use a ”weasel word” after another there is nothing left of the other. – Theodore Roosevelt • One thing that worried me was how writers get categorized and so they end up having to write the same kind of book again and again. That is fine if it is what you want to do, but I would rather be locked in the trunk of my car with a weasel than write the same book every three years until I die. – Justin Cronin • Or, as I call it, a Cheesel, it’s a Weasel with a Cheese finish. – Bill Bailey • Ser Cleos looked like a weasel, fought like a goose, and had the courage of an especially brave ewe. – George R. R. Martin • Some men can be very rude. On the other hand, some clients are absolute angels. One john always brought me a gift every time he came to see me. He brought me a pearl necklace, a ring, a bra or something. But eventually, as much as I really loved all the gifts, he fell in love with me, and he tried to weasel his way into my life. It was too much and I sort of had to ‘break up with him.” – Annie Sprinkle • Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. – W. C. Fields
• Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a weasel was like to mistake it for his lair and run down my throat. If you have something to say, say it. Otherwise, beware of weasels. – George R. R. Martin • Tea Party goers are just a bunch of wimpy, whiny, weasels who don’t love their country. – Paul Begala • The coast’s a jungle of Moors, Turks, Jews, renegades from all over Europe, sitting in palaces built from the sale of Christian slaves. There are twenty thousand men, women and children in the bagnios of Algiers alone. I am not going to make it twenty thousand and one because your mother didn’t allow you to keep rabbits, or whatever is at the root of your unshakable fixation.” “I had weasels instead,” said Philippa shortly. “Good God,” said Lymond, looking at her. “That explains a lot.- Dorothy Dunnett • The eagle may soar, but the weasel never gets sucked into a jet engine. – John Benfield • The night can sweat with terror as before We pieced our thoughts into philosophy, And planned to bring the world under a rule, Who are but weasels fighting in a hole. – William Butler Yeats • The reason any conservative’s failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It’s an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites. – Ann Coulter • The weasel under the cocktail cabinet. – Harold Pinter • There is such a thing as the poetry of a mistake, and when you say, “Mistakes were made,” you deprive an action of its poetry, and you sound like a weasel.- Charles Baxter • There’s a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it’s where most of life happens. – Scott Adams • Those props are as cunning as a bag o’ weasels. – Bill McLaren • To err is human. To cover it up is weasel. – Scott Adams • Values and verdicts never bother me half as much as people trying to weasel their way around them, or people compromising their reason to pander to their own prejudices and preconceptions, which they are so rarely competent to look in the face. – Kenny Smith • Walk in this faithless grass with studious tread, Lest mice, weasels, germane beasts, too soon The tall hat and eyes, the fierce feet, for dead Descry, and fix you prone in their revelling moon. – Allen Tate • Want a cookie,’ Ra said. ‘What kind?’ ‘Weasel cookie.’ I’m here to tell you, that comment about weasel cookies probably saved the known universe. – Rick Riordan • War has taught me that each one of us contains every ingredient of the human recipe. By varying measure we are all cowards and brave men, thieves and honest men, selfish and selfless men, malingerers and champions, weasels and lions. The only question is how much of each attribute we allow- or force – to dominate our being. – Eric L. Haney • We dwell amid pinheaded weasels who know only timid, the generic and the abacus. – Danny Baker • We have to call mass surveillance mass surveillance. We can’t let governments around the world redefine, and sort of weasel their way out of it by saying this is bulk collection. – Edward Snowden • We stepped back and looked at the king of the gods, slumped in his chair snoring, and cradling his crook like a teddy bear. I placed the war flail across his lap, hoping it might make a difference—maybe complete his powers or something. No such luck. “Sick weasels,” Ra muttered. “Behold,” Sadie said bitterly. “the glorious Ra. – Rick Riordan • Weasel words from mollycoddles will never do when the day demands prophetic clarity from greathearts. Manly men must emerge for this hour of trial. – Theodore Roosevelt • Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel. – Matt Groening • Weasels–and stoats–and foxes–and so on. They’re all right in a way–I’m very good friends with them–pass the time of day when we meet, and all that–but they break out sometimes, there’s no denying it, and then–well, you can’t really trust them, and that’s the fact. – Kenneth Grahame • What annoyed me was that I so often attempted to weasel out of things on purpose, it killed me to do it by accident. It seemed like a waste of whatever detailed lie I was going to have to come up with. – Sloane Crosley • What the Danes left in Ireland were hens and weasels. And when the cock crows in the morning, the country people will always say ‘It is for Denmark they are crowing. Crowing they are to be back in Denmark.’ – Lady Gregory • When the cold comes to New England it arrives in sheets of sleet and ice. In December, the wind wraps itself around bare trees and twists in between husbands and wives asleep in their beds. It shakes the shingles from the roofs and sifts through cracks in the plaster. The only green things left are the holly bushes and the old boxwood hedges in the village, and these are often painted white with snow. Chipmunks and weasels come to nest in basements and barns; owls find their way into attics. At night,the dark is blue and bluer still, as sapphire of night. – Alice Hoffman • You’re alive!” Percy said to the others. “The giants said you were captured. What happened?” Leo shrugged. “Oh, just another brilliant plan by Leo Valdez. You’d be amazed what you can do with an Archimedes sphere, a girl who can sense stuff underground, and a weasel.” “I was the weasel,” Frank said glumly. – Rick Riordan
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For the week of 2 October 2017



Three favourites for the week: Eugenic #1 by James Tynion IV and Eryk Donovan, Punisher: The Platoon #1 by Garth Ennis and Goran Parlov, and Slots #1 by Dan Panosian. Published by BOOM! Studios, Marvel/MAX, and Image/Skybound respectively.



Eugenic #1 is the start of the third of a thematic trilogy of end-world plague fictions (after Memetic and Cognetic) by James Tynion IV and Eryk Donovan and it looks like this one might be the most outright horrific.
Unlike the previous two stories, with Eugenic we start with a main pathogen or vector for the apocalypse already having ravaged the population. Tynion drops us into a society where the Red Cough has already killed or infected a sizable chunk of the population, leaving many still carriers for the virus, and effectively rendering the population sterile as all pregnancies seem to be stillborn. Into this chaos, a geneticist Dr. Cyrus Crane, has promised a vaccine to reverse the effects of the virus and allow people to repopulate.
This is when the real nightmare begins.
The premise for the series and the execution of the first issue is flawless. It makes us question who exactly is the “bad guy”, even when it seems like the monstrous acts are apparent. How far exactly would we go in order to ensure that things like birth defects or proclivity to certain diseases are removed from the genome, and what attachment to certain social stigma from phenotypes are allowed to remain? What happens when the children born from Crane’s vaccine mature is also a fascinating prospect for the rest of the series.
Then there’s Eryk Donovan’s art. He has a style that somewhat reminds me of Phil Hester and Ted McKeever, not quite as heavy on the use of ink and shadow and not quite as extreme in stylization, but still showing a good use of angularity, lines, and lanky features to put the reader somewhat on edge. His designs for the children are particularly effective. We see them as horrors, possibly monsters, but it will be interesting to see what happens when they become the norm, when they achieve adulthood. In a way, their appearance mirrors the classic Twilight Zone episode “Eye of the Beholder” in that in the future we will be the “freaks”.
This is some strong stuff and a good way to start the end of their apocalyptic trilogy on a high note. Highly recommended.



Punisher: The Platoon #1 is the glorious return of Garth Ennis to the Punisher. I’m of the opinion that everyone who loves comics should probably read Garth Ennis’ run on the Punisher. Particularly the “Welcome Back, Frank” storyline under the Marvel Knights banner, but especially his Punisher MAX. His work under the MAX imprint was some of the most mature, most harrowing war and crime comics that have been published. A highlight from that run was the Punisher: Born mini-series that Ennis did with Darick Robertson. It was essentially an original story for Frank, showing the events in the Vietnam War that truly shaped who the Punisher would become. It was basically a perfect melding of Ennis’ Punisher and his love for telling war stories.
Punisher: The Platoon acts as both a sequel and a prequel to Born. When I first read the announcement for this series, I wasn’t sure it was necessary, but having read the first issue, I’m glad it’s here. I’m glad Ennis is back on the Punisher, I’m glad that he’s telling this story, and I’m glad that he’s taken his experience of telling nuanced war stories over the course of the past fourteen years since Born and brought it back to the Punisher.
This first issue frames the narrative as an interview with members of Castle’s first command in Vietnam, by the apparent unseen author of the Valley Forge incident chronicled in Born, and switches back and forth from the present to the events in Vietnam. It’s interesting to see the trust Castle gives to his men, as well as the no-nonsense approach to completing objectives. The story also seeds a mystery as to where the author is getting information and how he knows about activities on the other side of the conflict.
The series reunites Ennis with one of his Punisher MAX collaborators, Goran Parlov, and the work is seamless. Parlov truly is one of the greats working in the medium and it shows in the seemingly effortless way that he makes everything from a simple bar set-up to the tunnels of Vietnam to fatigues interesting visually. I’m also highly impressed in the usually stunning work of Jordie Bellaire as she manages to make the endless amounts of green in the Vietnam war, from those fatigues to the fields and jungles, a veritable verdant variety.
This is a good start, and I’m anxious to see the rest of the story.



Slots #1 is further proof that somewhere over his many years in the industry, Dan Panosian has managed to advance to art god-tier level. I remember Panosian primarily as an inker on many ‘90s X-titles, but he’s come a long way since then. I noticed again on covers from the mid-aughts to present day and he’s developed a beautiful style. There’s hints of Alex Toth, echoes of Jack Kirby, and elements of Darwyn Cooke that result in a highly thought out style that is just a joy to look at.
The series follows Stanley Dance, a one-time boxer turned grifter, who has seemingly run out of luck (represented in story as a cache of keys) and looks like he may be working towards an ultimate checkout, when he’s contacted by an old friend for help. This help involves him returning to Vegas and sinking himself back into a world that’s changed with the times, and may also see some of his past sins catch up with him. The characters that Panosian populates the book with Stanley, Betsy, Mercy, Les, Alex, et al sound and look like they’ve walked out of a Donald Westlake novel and it at once makes them feel familiar and the world comfortable.
Slots is probably as close as we’re ever going to get to a Darwyn Cooke Parker adaptation in comics again. I consider Cooke’s work there to be about as close to a perfect comics as possible, so that’s high praise indeed. Not to put any pressure on Panosian, but I hope this series lives up to the promise in this first issue.
Quick Bits:
All-New Guardians of the Galaxy #11 shifts focus back again to the Talons, this time bringing in Richard Rider and the Nova Corps when they discover a distress signal from Rider’s brother. It’s pretty dark, actually. Darker than the usual tone of the series, which gives a fair amount of gravity to the story. It also has some great art from Roland Boschi.
| Published by Marvel



The Archies #1 picks up more or less from where the one-shot left off. It gives a decent recap, though, so you shouldn’t necessarily need to pick it up (although I do recommend it anyway for the story). Alex Segura and Matthew Rosenberg give us a what happens next after their first successful gig, with the band seemingly drifting apart. It’s fun.
| Published by Archie Comics



Astonisher #1 is the second of the Catalyst Prime series that I’ve sampled and it’s pretty damn good. Where I find Incidentals a little obtuse in its narrative style, Astonisher just gets right into the characters motivations and set-up for the wider premise. Alex de Campi sets up an interesting character in Magnus Attarian, a kind of silver spoon wunderkind that actually seems to have a modicum of genius to back up his arrogance, and makes it more interesting in the powers of travelling into individuals’ minds. Pop Mhan’s energetic art also helps convey the strangeness of the various mental landscapes and how some people are still being effected by things following the Event. All around a good start for this book.
| Published by Lion Forge / Catalyst Prime



Black Bolt #6 concludes the first story-arc with the cast’s final attempt at a prison break. This series is simply great. Saladin Ahmed is populating the book with interesting and compelling characters, giving them unique voices and attitudes, and even manages to make Crusher Creel likeable, noble even. Added to that, Christian Ward’s artwork is gorgeous, capturing much of the same beauty that he’s employed previously in his ODY-C series with Matt Fraction.
| Published by Marvel



Cannibal #8 is one hell of a gut punch. As the second story-arc comes to a close, resolutions again aren’t necessarily happy or optimistic. Brian Buccellato and Jennifer Young again have the characters display a kind of bleak pragmatism as they deal with the fallout of Danny’s public revelation of cannibalism and Jolene’s return to town.
| Published by Image


Eleanor & The Egret #4 is the penultimate issue in this odd and whimsical series. This issue focuses on Detective Belanger, having been fired from his position due to what they see as gross incompetence, as he encounters the art-eating egret himself. John Layman and Sam Kieth’s story is weird, but highly enjoyable.
| Published by AfterShock


Elsewhere #3 is still as good as the previous issues, but it brings to light its pacing a wee bit more than the first two issues. It’s relatively slow in advancing plot, operating more like ten minute intervals between commercial breaks of a television series. By no means whatsoever does that mean it’s bad, it’s not, Jay Faerber and Sumeyye Kesgin have something wonderful on their hands here, just that it’s a very measured pace.
| Published by Image



Extremity #7 still feels like Ronin-era Frank Miller, when he was highly influenced by Katsuhiro Otomo and Goseki Kojima and it was showing in his work. Though Daniel Warren Johnson also gives a fair bit more depth to the characters and story.
| Published by Image / Skybound



Giants Days #31 continues Daisy’s war with her (former) roommates over her relationship with Ingrid. It’s disappointing to see her run from her problems at first and not recognize the negative impact that Ingrid has had on Susan and Esther, especially in regards to financial impositions, but I suppose often times a “first love” is blind.
| Published by BOOM! Entertainment / Boom! Box



Hack/Slash vs. Vampirella #1 has some amazing artwork. Rapha Lobosco has a style similar to Eduardo Risso and it perfectly suits the dark, bloody story that Shawn Aldridge is telling here.
| Published by Dynamite



Hawkeye #11 gives us the final confrontation between Kate and Masque!Kate and it’s pretty impressive. Leonardo Romero’s layouts and action choreography for the fights, especially atop the Hollywood Sign, are wonderful. How Kate handles the fight with Madame Masque is also interesting. Instead of just fisticuffs, Kelly Thompson presents her with reason, humour, and compassion towards Masque’s situation, that helps differentiate her from how she perceives her father and villainy in general.
| Published by Marvel


Hillbilly #8 has a nice back-up story illustrated by Simone Di Meo. At its heart it’s a ghost story, but there’s also an interesting bit of comeuppance of one’s “betters” in many morality tales. Like Eric Powell’s main narrative of Rondel, this is good stuff.
| Published by Albatross Funnybooks



Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi - Star Wars: Captain Phasma #3 further underlines Phasma’s willingness to do or say anything to get what she wants. The pilot compliments Phasma on a rousing speech to the refugees on Luprora, only to discover that it was empty, just words in order to get the people to do Phasma’s bidding. It’s interesting to see when you remember that Phasma’s whole reason for being here is a dogged determination to capture a “traitor” to the First Order to cover her own tracks.
| Published by Marvel



Motor Girl #9 advances both a bit of the alien plot and dealing with Sam’s PTSD, hallucinations, and remaining injuries. Terry Moore presents an interesting argument about the will and determination of wounded soldiers and what can hinder them when reintegrating into society.
| Published by Abstract Studio



Old Man Logan #29 is one tick closer to the finale, featuring the first part of thrilling confrontation between Logan and the Maestro. Much of this issue is dealing with that battle, trying to convince the other Hulk brood of Maestro’s malicious machinations, and dealing with the nuclear bombs being seeded across the world by Maestro’s minions. Ed Brisson and Mike Deodato Jr. have been doing something good with this entire arc, looking forward to what happens in the next issue.
| Published by Marvel



Regression #5 reminds me, amidst the baker’s dozen of other titles that he seems to be writing every month, that Cullen Bunn is a damn good horror writer. Danny Luckert’s artwork, weaving in and out of realism and fantastical horror, certainly helps set the tone for the series and makes it a joy to read, but the concept overall, of the terror potentially lurking in “past lives” unlocked through hypnosis and regression therapy is fascinating. And terrifying.
| Published by Image



Shadowman / Rae Sremmurd #1 is the latest in Valiant’s series of one-shots that give a different take on their properties; this time giving an updating and retelling of the Robert Johnson myth. I don’t know Rae Sremmurd, I’m sure it adds something fun for fans of the group, but knowledge of their work isn’t necessary for enjoyment of the book. Eliot Rahal also plays with the interesting idea that the nature of various afterlives are dependent on interpretation, with this particular devil shaping his according to his musical proclivities. It’s also really nice to see Doctor Mirage again, she’s one Valiant character who I’d love to see get another series. And, of course, Renato Guedes’ art is top shelf.
| Published by Valiant



Star Wars #37 is Jason Aaron’s last on the series, warranting extra pages and a second story. The main story illustrated by Salvador Larroca is told mainly from the perspective of SCAR Trooper Sergeant Kreel and it serves as a brutal counterpoint for why the Empire’s troops serve willingly to what we would consider a despotic regime. The second story, co-written by Dash Aaron and illustrated by Andrea Sorrentino, focuses on the Tusken Raiders and their almost symbiotic relationship with Tatooine’s sands.
| Published by Marvel



Star Wars: Darth Vader #6 brings the series timeline closer to that of the Star Wars: Rebels cartoon, showcasing the first meeting between Vader and the Grand Inquisitor. The battle between the two is wonderfully depicted by Giuseppe Camuncoli.
| Published by Marvel



Usagi Yojimbo #162 gently reminds you that Stan Sakai is a master storyteller.
| Published by Dark Horse



Venomverse #5 brings this mini-event to a conclusion. Overall, it’s been pretty fun. While I think some of the Edge of Venomverse stories were better, Cullen Bunn and Iban Coello have still crafted an enjoyable story with the main series. There’s also a hint at something more to come.
| Published by Marvel



Warframe #1 is interesting. I never really got into any of the lore behind the video game, but this seems like a good starting point. The artwork from Studio Hive, though, is the main draw. Their artwork has a similar texture and style to Clayton Crain’s and it’s very appealing. Great action scenes and they capture the tone and visual appearance of the game well.
| Published by Image / Top Cow



Other Highlights: Ab Irato #6, Astonishing X-Men #4, Avengers #672, Beautiful Canvas #4, Centipede #3, Cinema Purgatorio #12, Elephantmen #78, Iceman #6, Iron Fist #73, Jessica Jones #13, Manifest Destiny #31, Meanwhile #7, Moonstruck #3, Motor Crush #7, Paper Girls #16, Postal #23, Ringside #12, Rocket Girl #10, Royals #9, Spider-Man #21, Spirits of Vengeance #1, Venom #155, War for the Planet of the Apes #4, X-Men Gold #13
Recommended Collections: Hulk: World War Hulk Omnibus, Outcast - Volume Five, Planetoid - Volume Two: Praxis, Rapture, Royals - Volume One: Beyond Inhuman, The Visitor: How and Why He Stayed, William Gibson’s Archangel

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