#ao jia had a problem
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
m0dernchr0n1cles · 2 months ago
Text
Yinglong being a Good Mother III
Ao Jia comes back from another adventure with Sha Mu, Wan Sha, and Ao Yi
Yinglong: "Sit down."
Ao Jia: "I'm fine."
Yinglong: "Sit. Down."
[Ao Jia sits down]
[Yinglong sits across from Ao Jia]
Yinglong: (sighs) "Those kids look up to you."
Ao Jia: "Yeah, I know."
Yinglong: "You know, but you don't know."
Yinglong: "When people look up to you, you don't get to be selfish."
Ao Jia: (voice rising) "I'm not..."
Yinglong: (firmly) "You say run, they run. You say swim, they dive in. You say light a fire, they show up with oil."
Yinglong: "But whatever happens, it's on you."
2 notes · View notes
m0dernchr0n1cles · 2 months ago
Text
Ao Jia needs therapy (feat. Yang Jian)
Ao Jia: "I've lost my family!"
[Yang Jian pats Ao Jia on the shoulder]
Yang Jian: "There, there. You will be fine."
Yang Jian: (turns to leave) "Goodbye."
Ao Jia: "I will not be fine! There’s no team with just a faceman. I need my Sword guy, and my Spirit Pearl guy and greatest student of Bodhisattva Guanyin guy."
Ao Jia: (almost tearing up) "I’m nothing without them."
[Yang Jian pauses]
Ao Jia: (turns to leave) "You wouldn't understand. At least your heart is made of stone. Farewell, Erlang."
Yang Jian: (reaches out) "Ao Jia, wait! I do know what it is like to lose someone."
[Ao Jia turns around, tentatively hopeful]
Yang Jian: (smiles) "I will help you."
5 notes · View notes
m0dernchr0n1cles · 4 months ago
Text
Ao Jia gets called out
Ao Jia once again complains about Sha Mu bringing her baby brother, Sha Ze
Sha Mu: "You know what, 大哥 dàgē? You're right. There's a bunch of things Xiao Ze just can't do."
Ao Jia: (scoffs) "You don't have to tell me twice."
Sha Mu: "Like, complain about everything."
Ao Jia: (pauses) "What?"
Sha Mu: "And brag nonstop."
Ao Jia: "Okay, okay, I see where this is going."
Sha Mu: "Pick fights with the group when we need to focus."
Ao Jia: "A-Mu, I..."
Sha Mu: "And tell strangers in a cave our real identities?"
Ao Jia: (stammering) "I... I didn't mean to..."
Sha Mu: "Xiao Ze my problem, okay?"
Sha Mu: "Your problem is never knowing when to shut up."
Sha Mu: "But I'm gonna help you with that. Ready?"
[Sha Mu points at her face]
Sha Mu: "You see this look on my face?"
Sha Mu: "This will always mean it's time to shut up."
Ao Jia: "But..."
[Sha Mu points at her face]
Ao Jia: "I...”
[Sha Mu points harder]
5 notes · View notes