#are u ever almost 26 and every time you eat bread with Anything on it you think of her (bread and jam for frances)

[rootsmachine]

i think we should let children name themselves bc if i had been given the choice i would have named myself frances after this Queen

[chickenooodlehope]

comedy queens ryen @kithtaehyung and em @jinbestboy tagged me in this (longish) interview tag! hi sweets, i loved reading your answers <3 

tagging @bibillyhillsbaby @fakelovedotmp3 @namjoonssweetestthang @whatdoyouthinkmp3 @gimbapchefs @angelhobi @bisexualrapline @dinamitae @taehyungsupremacy @taejinnies @tae-bebe 💛

when is your birthday? december 26 (i am winter bear, hear me roar)

what is your favorite color? yellow 💛

what's your lucky number? pass, but my favorite letter is “s”

do you have any pets? yes a cat and she rules my life

how tall are you? 5’3”, aka the most common height of tumblr users in 2021 i believe?? hey shorties how’re we doin??

how many pairs of shoes do you own? mm i think about a dozen? but i wear my clogs almost every day because they’re my stompin shoes <3

favorite song? right now either “fever” by enhypen or “my” by youra!!

favorite movie? ahh i don’t really have one! maybe the goonies or the princess diaries?

what would be your ideal partner? LOL i gather from em’s response that the going answer is “kim seokjin,” and who am i to disagree??

do you want children? nope

have you gotten in trouble with the law? nope

what color socks are you wearing? nope

bath or shower? shower!

favorite type of music? jung hoseok <3

how many pillows do you sleep with? oh god, so many. two under my head, one next to me, several behind me, preferably one to clutch. also my cat usually sleeps on me, so maybe add a tally mark for her.

which position do you sleep in? hmm see previous answer

what don't you like when you're sleeping? LOL idk if this counts but i can’t fall asleep without listening to or watching something

what do you have for breakfast? when i’m being very responsible, i make a smoothie to bring with me to work, but i usually don’t eat anything until like 10am whoops

have you ever tried archery? no i am scared of arrows

favorite fruit? MANGO

favorite swear word? cunt <3

do you have any scars? i don’t think so?? the bottoms of my feet used to have all sorts of scars from getting torn up by oyster shells and things on the beach, but i think all of those have faded

are you a good liar? LOL no i forget that lying is a thing. honest or gullible?? the world may never know!!

what's your personality type? isfj last i checked

what's your favorite type of girl? LMFAO i can’t possibly answer this, u crazy questionnaire u!!! what’s that quote that’s like “i am a combination of every woman i have ever known?” i felt that 😌

left or right handed? right 🤙🏻

favorite food? unghhh this is also hard because i love cooking, but maybe just bread and cheese?? pesto??

are you clean or messy? spatially? clean :) emotionally…? hmm :)

favorite foreign food? uhh how do we feel about the phrase foreign food…? i would say thai food i guess?

how long does it take for you to get ready? like 40 minutes in the morning, but i’m typically not prepared to Speak Out Loud for a good hour or so

most used phrase? LOL helena @bibillyhillsbaby and i were just talking about this. probably “it’s fine” 🙃 or “ahh gotcha”

are you a good singer? HAAA no

do you sing to yourself? oh yeah, all the time

biggest fear? heights / bridges / falling

do you like long or short hair? short!

are you into gossips? yes i live for that moment when someone leans in and is like “u will not BELIEVE what just happened to me!!”

extrovert or introvert? I N T R O V E R T

favorite school subject? english/history

what makes you nervous? uhh i literally had to text the gc this weekend because i had a severe case of Gay Panic at work and could NOT calm down. also, climate change, ya know

who was your first real crush? LOL i don’t remember but it could have been pretty much any early 2000s disney channel tv show main character, including kim possible

how many piercings do you have? lol none because i’m a weenie and they all closed up

how fast can you run? NOT very fast

what makes you angry? entitlement 🤢

do you like your own name? yeah! except there’s a weird trend of really hateful characters named allison so that’s not great 🙃

what are your weaknesses? i CAN’T deal with confrontation and also i CAN’T reach the top shelf HELP

what are your strengths? i will make that phone call for u bestie!! no problem!!

what is the color of your bedspread? i have a cream colored duvet cover but i always sleep with a pink quilt and a yellow throw blanket on top, because this bitch likes to be cozy!!

color of your room? white because i’m renting, but if i could choose, the walls would be green!

[surveyjunkie]

What color of suit did your father wear to your parents wedding? If your parents were never married, what kind of dress / suit would you like to wear to your own wedding? A simple white lace dress. 

What is your favorite show? How often do you watch it? Friends. I haven’t watched it much since I binge watched the entire season in three weeks last year. 

Are Zhu Zhu pets really that awesome? Aren’t those for little kids? Maybe I’m thinking of something else

Ideally, how many children would you want in the future? 2 is good, if I decided I wanted any.

What is something that you hate to do every day? Go to work :)

Do you believe that true love can be found online? Sure.

Have you ever just lost interest in a friend? I’m often the one people lose interest in. <<

If you had to live in an extreme environment — think Sahara, Antarctica, under the sea, on the Moon— where would you want to live? Why? Under the sea. It just sounds the most peaceful out of all of those options.

What does your last outgoing text say? "Good babe, I hope so too :)”

How was your day overall? It’s only 10:24 AM 

Have you kissed someone more than 20 times in 13? In 2013? Yes.

How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Two.

How often do you hold back what you want to say? Most of the time.

It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely? The only person it could be is Josh, but I live with him. 

Ever cried while you were on the phone with someone? Yes.

Who did you last ride in a car with besides family? Josh, this morning.

How do you know the last male you texted? He’s my boyfriend.

Remember the first time you kissed the last person you kissed? Yes.

Did your last kiss take place on a bed? I can’t remember. I was in a rush this morning and didn’t kiss him goodbye.

Do you think the last person you kissed cares for you? Yes, I do.

Last movie you saw in theaters? It Comes At Night

Do you laugh a lot? Not as much as I should

Are you good at giving directions? Lol no

What does your mom call you? "Tashie”

Are you afraid of roller coasters? It depends.

Ever had a song sang about/for you? Nope.

Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Yes.

Have you ever been nice to someone who treated you like crap? Yes.

Is it hard for you to be happy for someone else? No.

If you could have one language, one habit, and one skill “downloaded” straight into your brain, what would they be? I’d be fluent in Spanish, exercise regularly, and be able to sing.

What are some upcoming films you’re looking forward to seeing? I’m not really sure

Write a sentence in another language: Estoy trabajando (except I’m really not)

Do you know what emancipation of minors is? Yeah.

Are you one to ditch set plans? Haha, yes.

Have you ever sent an X-Rated picture to someone? Yeah

Can you actually play an instrument or do you say it to be cool? I could probably re-learn the violin very easily and I can play piano - not extremely well, but I can.

What big city do you live near? Columbus...if that counts as a big city

Do you like breaded chicken sandwiches? Yes.

Is there a Sonic in your area? Yes.

Have you ever gone to a thrift store? Yes.

When is the last time you sneezed? This morning.

Are you happy with your weight? Yeah, it’s fine.

If you had to choose, would you rather be anorexic or bulimic? Um....

Have you ever starved yourself/made yourself throw up? Yes. I went through some dark times last spring. I was never diagnosed with anything, but I had bad depression/was very self conscious about my weight gain and almost developed an eating disorder because of it.

Do you think Johnny Depp is attractive? Yes.

Are you happy with the state you live in? I’d rather be somewhere that’s warm year round, but it’s okay.

How many times have you seen the opposite sex naked? I can’t count. Maybe around 2000 times. I’ve been in two serious relationships and used to sleep around 

How many times have you seen the same sex naked? Other than myself, just a couple in person. Obviously there’s naked women all over TV/movies because that’s the media for ya.

Do u type lyke dis or do you type normally? I type like normally.

Have you ever gotten in a physical fight? Did you win? Never been in one.

Are you registered to vote? Yes.

When days go by, do you cross them off on the calendar? Nope.

Are you currently counting down to something? If so, what? I ordered a new tapestry off Amazon and apparently it’s going to take 3 weeks to arrive...so I’m counting down until then. Oh yeah, and my Italy trip!

How old were you when you got text messaging? 13 I think

Do you pay rent to your parents? I don’t live with my parents.

What do you think of Obama’s new healthcare bill? LOL.

How many icons are on your desktop? 10

Do you spit or swallow? Neither

Ever wrote something on a bathroom wall? Yes

Do you dye eggs for Easter? I used to

What color hair did the last person you kissed have? Dark brown

Do you like your eye color? Sure. I guess.

What’s the nearest beach? I think there’s a small one like 30-40 minutes east of us. It’s not an ocean beach though, I live about 10 hours away from the nearest ocean.

Ever been to Florida? Yes.

What type of car did you ride in last? Toyota Prius

Are you excited for summer 2013? Buddy, it’s summer 2017. <<

What class were your parents (ex. class of ‘75)? Class of ‘80, if I had to guesstimate. 

Are you in debt right now? For what? Yes. Credit cards, student loans, and the debt my ex left me with for destroying our apartment after I left.

What color is your phone? White.

Have you ever had someone read a text message they weren’t supposed to see? Yes.

What’s the minimum age you think someone should have a cell phone at? Whenever they’re old enough to be away from their parents (not counting school or daycare)

Would you ever work night crew? Nah. I like having nights off.

How old is the last person you texted? 26

Has the power ever went out in your area when it wasn’t even storming? Yep.

Do you sleep with all the lights out, or do you leave a lamp or even the television on? All the lights out. 

Do you ever get scared of the dark? Under what circumstances do you feel afraid in darkness? No.

Who was the last person that lied to you, or that you can recall lying to you? What did they lie about? How did you find out they were lying? I can’t remember. 

Do you know anyone that says they don’t lie, ever? How do you feel about this? My mom claims she doesn’t lie, which is a lie in itself. 

Do you ever use the term “smashed” to describe someone as being very drunk? Yes.

What do you think makes a person ugly, physically? I don’t know, I can’t think of anything specifically. 

What do you think makes a person ugly, personality-wise? Rude, self-serving, materialistic, shallow.

Has anyone ever called you ugly, straight up, before? How did you react to this? I did one of those anonymous post things on my Facebook back in high school, and I got a response like that. It kind of made me laugh because I knew who did it, and it just made them look petty as shit.

Who is the most stubborn person you know {excluding yourself}? My boyfriend.

[thepalegoldmoon]

Answers

so i was asked to answer all of these so here i gooooooo!!!!~… kms… ;u;

— 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

uhhhhmmm i dont really hold hands cause i over heat and the get clammy easily, so the last person i “held hands”/ linked arms with was actually at Anime Boston with this rad dude Jay, we were cosplaying Keith and Lance from Voltron. it was a good day, but we were tired as fuck.

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

kinda both depends on the situation and who im around tbh

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

in general or like famous??? uhhhmmm, if we’re going in general tbh me rad ass mate Jay cause why wouldnt I be looking forward to seeing this kid??? hes literally the best thing or person to see ever, duh! and if were going famous??? uhhhmmm music wise either Panic! At The Disco, TOP, orrrrr maybe a tie between some one from the Hamilton, or Heahters musicals.

4. Are you easy to get along with?

again depends on the situation and people. over all id say yeah in some way.

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

uhmmm idk because we’d both probably be shit faced and tumbling over each other screaming, incoherently and laughing our asses off. While simultaneously getting into 20 different fights over cheese, bread, and cats. Then crying about video games and anime. probably in the midst of this we’d be laughing and patting each other’s back telling each other how good of a bro the other is an how we’re gonna take over the world by the sheer brute force of dogs and cats

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

uhhhhmmm i dont really have a type but there’s a guy i like alot whos my dream guy tbh, and to me hes perfect in alot and pretty much every single way. ºuº

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

probably not but its nice to hope and dream c:

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

either rn my friend Casey cause shes in spain this week for vacation or my childhood bestfriend Liz cause her birthday just pasted on april 7th and i havent seen her in years.

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

depends on who im with and what exactly kinda stuff were talking about. but im always awkard af with everything so im always uncomftorble.

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

mi boi Jay!!~ we tend to get into deep conversation alot. i enjoy it alot tbh hahaha.

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

(when i got to this quesion)

 WE WILL BE TRASH GODS!!!~

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

UHMMM pass cause honestly the whole entirety of Heathers and Hamilton pretty much.

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

OMFG HELL YEAH I DO!!!!!!!~

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

yeah man thats always been something i believe in because i have the most terrible luck but i like to believe miracles have happened in my life.

15. What good thing happened this summer?

i started the change in my social life and i got a really rad friend through the beginning phase of it!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

uhmmm ive only done pecks cause im  fucking looser so that was Jay, so hell yeah i would man hahaha! (hes got a kissable face its nice alright, i swear im not this fucking awkward XD) ((and bro i know youll end up reading this. i love ya man!! i hope this isnt too bad lol~))

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

fuck yeah i do bro. i wanna befriend at least one of them tbh.

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

not really cause the kid left after 5th grade and i never saw him again,

19. Do you like bubble baths?

fuck yes.

20. Do you like your neighbors?

i dont really talk to them haha.

21. What are you bad habits?

i have alot, talking to much and fighting HARD during a fight, and having the worst timing for smart ass comments, and trying to change things i cant change too much. theres more but thats a good few.

22. Where would you like to travel?

everywhere and anywhere tbh

23. Do you have trust issues?

a bit ive more developed them because of shitty people

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

either shower or the part where i come home and either draw, eat, play video games, get to text my boi, or where i get to sleep.

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

my nose, the corners of my mouth or my big toes.

26. What do you do when you wake up?

text my friend good morning or get up and play with my mouse for a few minutes

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

i enjoy my skin tone but i wish i could tan ith out burning although, ive always wanted to either be albino or see what its like to be darker.

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

either Jay, or my friend Casey

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

nope because i dont talk to them XD

30. Do you ever want to get married?

at some point maybe haha

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

almost but the sides and some of my bangs are just a teeny bit off from making it :u:

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

uhmm not really any tbh theyre all to much older than me

33. Spell your name with your chin.

alyxx/ nyxx

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

ew no but i like swimming and to go on walks for fun

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

thats hard cause i need both for background noise

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

not really, i dont think so

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

something really stupid and half the time really provocative

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

ahhhh hahaha well i dont really know because the guy im crushing on is my dream guy js. and if i were to try and describe him id butcher the amazing and astounding beauty of the real person to be honest

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

ahhhh idk, lush?? and anything with food tbh

40. What do you want to do after high school?

die, or move to salem WITCHever comes first -u0 lol (bad pun i know i know)

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

i belive in ALOT of chances tbh

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

either im tired, extremely sad/depressed, overthinking/ thinking, focusing, thinking how to reply something or im REALLY fucking pissed off at you for something.

43. Do you smile at strangers?

REALLY FUCKING AWKWARDLY AND IN REALLY FUCKING AWKWARD SITUATIONS

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

UHHHHHH BOTH!!!!!~ TF?

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

THE INPENDING FEAR AND DOOM OF CRIPPLING ANXIETY IF I MISS THE BUS OR if im hanging out wiht someone that day the motivation of not being alone in my room with myself for the whole day or so hahaha, or a con/ meet up which applies to friends.

46. What are you paranoid about?

AAAHAHAHAHAHA IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION???? fucking everything…

47. Have you ever been high?

yes

48. Have you ever been drunk?

buzzed not drunk

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

uhhh i dont think so im not really very secretive. maybe like PERSONAL shit but no

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Grey

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

a few times

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

uhmmm either eye color and nose Physically.and personality wise i wish i wasnt so stubborn tbh.

53. Favourite makeup brand?

lush is the closest thing to makeup i use hunny

54. Favourite store?

lush

55. Favourite blog?

@thedevilandhisfiddleofgold​ c;

56. Favourite colour?

Blue

57. Favourite food?

uhmmm theres too many to list, all?? except spicy

58. Last thing you ate?

a cracker with nutella on it

59. First thing you ate this morning?

a cinnamon powdered sugar doughnut

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

nope

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Suspending, accused of stealing shitty locker wallpaper panels. THAT I ACCTUALLY FUCKING HADNT ;U;

62. Been arrested? For what?

nope

63. Ever been in love?

YES ;-;

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

never fucking had one kiddies sorry no story time for this one

65. Are you hungry right now?

kinda i want chips

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

uhm my only tumblr friends are friends in real life so not really because how do you like someone more on tumblr than you like them in real life??? not like its impossible its just odd.

67. Facebook or Twitter?

neither tbh, i only use my facebook for my work schedule

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

TUMBLR

69. Are you watching tv right now?

yes i started 13 reasons why

70. Names of your bestfriends?

jay, casey, liz (ranked most to least interaction and tbh who ive talked to most recently, those other two loosers never text me)

71. Craving something? What?

chips, cookies, FOOD, and love, BUT MOSTLY FOOD RN

72. What colour are your towels?

we have mostly white and black towels but theyre all just multicolored

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

(im also counting my stuffed animals as pillows)

at least 11 tbh

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

(refer to last question)

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

9

75. Favourite animal?

wolf, fox, raven, snowleopard, cat, snake (i cant choose)

76. What colour is your underwear?

black like my soul bitch

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

vanilla

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

birthday cake or cotton candy/ bubblegum

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

black

80. What colour pants?

dark grey

81. Favourite tv show?

uhmmmm Voltron or steven universe

82. Favourite movie?

heathers and the crow

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

Mean Girls

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

havent seen the second one (refer to previous question)

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

the lebanese chick and the gay guy that were friends with lindsay lohan’s character

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

thats a hard question cause i love them all ;-;

87. First person you talked to today?

Jay (and caiden???) i sent a message to a group chat right after i woke up, i was pointed at Jay but theyre both in that chat

88. Last person you talked to today?

same chat

89. Name a person you hate?

ahha ahhahaha hahahaha, mmmmm theres alot 

90. Name a person you love?

Jay, Casey, my pets

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

better question… is there not????

92. In a fight with someone?

i dont think so but im aboutabe casue they wont give me times on if theyre coming tomorrow or not ;-;

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

2 and a pair of sweat pants i made into shorts

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

hehehe at least 6 or 7. tbh my attack on titan one has been issing for a while and it makes me sad

95. Last movie you watched?

heathers, im not saying the technical last one cause it was gross as fuck and doe not count as a movie to me

96. Favourite actress?

ehhh hellena bonham carter

97. Favourite actor?

johnny depp

98. Do you tan a lot?

not really cause i burn and im afraid of getting skin cancer

99. Have any pets?

2 guinea PIGS and a mouse

100. How are you feeling?

alright kinda missing my friends and also kind anxious

101. Do you type fast?

depends on my mood, what im typing on,  and about

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

so.. many… things…

103. Can you spell well?

fairly decently i think, average nothing over the top but i try haha

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

ehhh Liz and my friend Julia from Germany she was cool.

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

nope

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

there was a girl named shannon who was all over me and head over heels for me, she mightve been a taurus. she tried to use some serious mental shit to try and get me to stay. i told her to seek professional help and not me.

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

nope

108. What should you be doing?

a 10 page paper and finishing final fantasy, and getting more loot boxes in overwatch

109. Is something irritating you right now?

not really knowing what to do with my senior paper, shop friends, being alone, and not having enough hours in the day and always being fucking tired.

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

yes, i do right now, tbh, but its cool

111. Do you have trust issues?

this was already asked. slightly it depends on the person

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

no one, mentally and close to physiccally jay and caiden, but im always mentally crying. i dont physically cry if i do youre special, im not that soft.

113. What was your childhood nickname?

Ash

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

i was born in pittsburgh, pa. i lived in townsend, ma and i just recently moved to pepperrel, ma.

115. Do you play the Wii?

not any more

116. Are you listening to music right now?

not really

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

yes

118. Do you like Chinese food?

YAS

119. Favourite book?

how to make the perfect boy?? (its something like that) i also really enjoyed mrs. perigrines home for peculiar children.

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

im afraid of what might be in it

121. Are you mean?

i can be

122. Is cheating ever okay?

ew not wtf

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

probably not

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

kinda but only to an extent

125. Do you believe in true love?

again kinda but only to an extent tbh

126. Are you currently bored?

a bit

127. What makes you happy?

chilling with jay, playing wiht my animal or sleeping 

128. Would you change your name?

i want to, im trying to get Alyxx as my name hahah but i have a genius way to keep ASH

129. What your zodiac sign?

GEMINI BIATCH!!!!~

130. Do you like subway?

yeah its alright

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

uhhhh hahah i already dated my childhood bestfriend. Liz was chill but id kindly turn her down

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

already answered this up top, but Jay

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

hmmmm i have too many tbh, id love to put one here but i cant think of a good one atm sorry my dudes

134. Can you count to one million?

maybe but im to lazy to fam

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

hahaha ive told too many to put those down

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

CLOSED OMFG NO #TRIGGERED

137. How tall are you?

5′5.25″ ( THAT QUARTER IS IMPORTANT ;u;, believe it or not i had=ve alot of friends that are taller than me)

138. Curly or Straight hair?

wavy-ish

139. Brunette or Blonde?

i myself am a “brunette”

140. Summer or Winter?

kinda both

141. Night or Day?

ehh more night but i enjoy both

142. Favourite month?

either, October, November, December, and i actually am not a fan of my birth month may haha

143. Are you a vegetarian?

nope but ive thought about becoming one to cleanse and to get in better shape kinda reasons

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

milk and white

145. Tea or Coffee?

both

146. Was today a good day?

ehhh kinda

147. Mars or Snickers?

snickers but i wanna try a mars bar

148. What’s your favourite quote?

hahah either

“ another fucking heather! -sighs- Our love is god let’s go get a slushie!”

-JD “Heathers”

( i relate most to the heather part tbh)

  “ill hook ‘em…” “..and ill cook ‘em!”

-Roadhog and Junkrat “Overwatch”

( YEAH I KNOW IM TRASH BUT ITS A PRECIOUS QUOTE BETWEEN TO REALLY GOOD BEST MATES OKAY!!!??)

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

WHOLE HEARTEDLY, IVE SEEN THEM, IVE FELT THEM, IVE HEARD THEM, TALKED TO THEM, I RESPECT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM AND THEY ARE KINDA SLIGHTLY TERRIFYING BUT I LOVE THEM!

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

“WOW MAGNUS, you’re probably thinking. That was… stupid!” 

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard 

[b-random]

70 horrible questions... answered.

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?  Yes.  Good, but maybe not great. 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?  My cat. 03: Do you regret anything?  Yes. Lots. I think if you don’t regret anything, you probably think you’re incapable of doing wrong. 04: Are you insecure?  Very 05: What is your relationship status?  Single. 06: How do you want to die?  Happy. 07: What did you last eat?  Garlic bread. 08: Played any sports?  Sports? Doesn’t ring a bell. 09: Do you bite your nails?  No. 10: When was your last physical fight? I’m a lover, not a fighter.  Never been in a physical fight. 11: Do you like someone?  Yes 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?  Probably not quite 48 hours.  40 hours is a distinct possibility though. 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?  I hate my perception of lots of people. 14: Do you miss someone?  Yes.  There’s one person I have missed every day for the past 8 years. 15: Have any pets?  A couple of kitties. 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?  Somewhat bored, mostly indifferent. 17: Ever made out in the bathroom?  Yes. 18: Are you scared of spiders?  It’s not a phobia, but I usually try to keep a wide berth when I’m near one. 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?  Depends on the circumstances.  As a mere observer, probably.  Would I relive certain moments of my life?  Maybe. 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?  In his apartment. 21: What are your plans for this weekend?  Easter dinner with the family. 22: Do you want to have kids? How many?  I used to.  That candle has burned out though. 23: Do you have piercings? How many?  None. 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? God, I can’t even remember.  I do remember that even though I hated math, it was very self-rewarding when I understood it. 25: Do you miss anyone from your past?  Yes. See question 14. 26: What are you craving right now?  Cheetos.  The crunchy kind.  Puffs are bullshit. 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?  I’m sure I have. 28: Have you ever been cheated on?  I’m highly suspicious of it, but I don’t have any proof. 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?  I’m sure at some point I have, yes. 30: What’s irritating you right now?  I have an itch / numb sensation on the top part of my belly. 31: Does somebody love you?  I hope so. 32: What is your favourite color?  When I’m close to you, we blend into my favourite colour. I’m bright baby blue, falling into you. Falling for each other.  Orange.  (PS - Hate that this question has a u in ‘favourite’ but not ‘color’) 33: Do you have trust issues?  Very much so.  Stems from being heavily bullied as a kid. 34: Who/what was your last dream about?  Don’t remember what it was about, but I had a secret apartment under some stairs in the mall. 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?  Oh god... Don’t remember. 36: Do you give out second chances too easily?  If it means avoiding confrontation, yes. 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?  Forget. 38: Is this year the best year of your life?  Not so far. 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?  Ugh... like 20ish. 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? Yes. 51: Favourite food?  Tacos or perogies. 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?  On a physical level, yes.  Otherwise, no.  Sometimes bad things happen, sometimes good things happens.  Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide and sometimes I’m scared of you. 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?  Turned off the Flames game halfway through the third period. 54: Is cheating ever okay? No, but I do think cheating is vilified more than it needs to be.  I don’t believe humans are naturally monogamous. 55: Are you mean?  I can be. 56: How many people have you fist fought? 0. 57: Do you believe in true love?  Haven’t found it yet. 58: Favourite weather?  Sunny spring day. Light breeze. 59: Do you like the snow?  Hate almost everything about it. 60: Do you wanna get married?  Marriage hasn’t been a priority for me since it was illegal when I was a teenager. 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?  Sure.  But I can’t wait for the day when couple stop calling each other “babe”. 62: What makes you happy?  Good music. 63: Would you change your name?  Doubt it. 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?  Yes.  65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?  Laugh. She knows that ain’t happening. 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?  Hmmm... not really. I don’t think I have anyone I can act my complete self around.  I’m a very reserved person. 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?  The lady at the polling station. 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?  Myself. 69: Do you believe in soulmates?  Not sure I believe in souls. 70: Is there anyone you would die for? Yes. See question 14.

Just decided to answer all questions instead of asking people to request numbers. 

[niktizzy]

I miss Myspace, so here

1. First thing you wash in the shower?

My hair

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

Oh, well I would have to say coffee but I do drink a lot of beer and tequila. Both?

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Nope

4. Do you plan outfits?

If I have to, if it's for a special occasion then yes. If it's for work or just around town, hard no. Whatever I pick up first

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

E X A U S T E D

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

My blanket or my couch

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

Look at it for a second, turn around and yell, "alright, which one of you didn't clean up your mess?" to my roommates

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

I can't remember my dreams

9. Three of your current feelings?

Tired, depressed, excited

10. What are you craving right now?

For someone to tell me I'm doing great. That I'm on the right path and everything will work out. Honestly, that's all I want

11. Turn ons?

Physical: Fade, muscles, tattoos, & scruff

Sexual: lip biting, ass grabbing, biting, choked, slapped, teased & being rough.

12. Turn offs?

Bad smile, terrible sense of humor, garbage taste of music, fuck boy life style, awfull kisser

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

Trash

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

Well as of late, it was from me over thinking and going into a depressed state

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

Honestly, a girl version of deadpool even though he's not a super hero. I know but I guess I would say I guess black widow or storm

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

Lolzzz no mate

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Lick it you fucking animal

18. Favorite movie ever?

Fight Club or SLC Punk

19. Do you like yourself?

Some days

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Yeah, I've met a few

21. Could you handle being in the military?

No

22. What are you listening to right now?

My spotify playlist that is mostly made of pop punk

23. How many countries have you visited?

Just the United States

24. Are your parents strict?

When I was younger, yes 100%. I use to get so frustrated too, but now, I understand. I love them and appreciate them

25. Would you go sky diving?

Why not?

26. Would you go out to eat with a stranger?

I have before so what's one more person

27. Whats on your mind right now?

A lot, but it's not worth bringing up

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

I hope you like watching me succeed and make you wish you never played with my emotions, shit head

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

White Castle

30. Do you rent movies often?

I use to, RIP Block Buster

31. Whats your zodiac sign?

Libra

32. When was the last time you had sex?

Last month

33. Name five facts about yourself.

I enjoy watching people getting tattos

I'm a ginger (I've always bleached my hair)

I use to train for MMA

I can't eat bread anymore without feeling like shit

Vodka makes me angry

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

I mean I work in a city so, I almost get killed every time I walk across the street

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

Yeah, karma, she may not show herself right away but she'll catch up to you

36. Brown or white eggs?

Neither

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Old band shirts

38. Ever been on a train?

Honestly no

39. Ever been in love?

Love is for posers

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

Hell yes

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

I'm good lol

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?

Nah I'm good with being a potato

43. Whom do you admire and why?

My parents, they have to deal with me

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

I do not remember

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

Nothing heroic, I would call the fire department

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

I can't choose that, they have to find their own path. I just hope they don't have to go through all the rough times like I did to get there

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

Honestly, I use to love smoking but it just fucked with my training and fitness so I stopped. I just never found a reason to go back. I would be so relaxed, less stress, love the world a little more. I don't have a novel of my drug usage because I honestly don't, but if I had to choose without any consequences, it would be smoking

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

I love drinking, but every time, especially as I get older, it just sucks waking up. But when I drink vodka in particular, I can be very sweet and flirty and if I see something I don't like or someone is pissing me off, it's like a switch, a bad switch and I plot your murder lol

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

No man, issa trap

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

Yeah, they would more than likely need me more than ever. Why leave them?

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded.

If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

Half of me says yes and the other half says, "bitch are you crazy" so I kind of have to go with her lol

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

17 I think

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

I believe there are things that roam this earth that are not human

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

I would want to travel, watch the sunset everyday on a beach somewhere, and be less stressed

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

Fuckkk, I would have to say Stevo from SLC Punk

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

Maybe the 70's but more than likely the future

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

I mean, they kind of show that on CNN and such already sooo

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

Hell no

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

I'm honestly terrified to have a kid but if I had to choose, a girl

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

It's a toss up mate, you either struggle and live forever or live about the amount of time you thought you would be alive and be wealthy.