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[my bad wrong askblog ending it all now]-mod

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*throws two half-dollar coins at you*

-the money anon

AHAFHUGYHUJFYICFUJLDK

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You don't want me to throw a $1 bill at you? OK!

*throws a dollar coin at you instead*

OW OW WHAT THE HELL I DON'T WANT YOU TO THROW ANYTHING AT ME

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*get Kraft singles'd!*

*you now have a Kraft singles on you*

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THAT

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*throws a single $1 bill at you*

AGHJAHGHJK

DON'T DO THAT

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Do u remember me ☺️☺️☺️☺️

-rose

NO!!! YES I DO WHY

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…. I WANT TO TORTURE YOU TILL YOU AGREE TO GO VISIT YOUR DAUGHTER… MAYBE I JUST NEED TO BE THE ONE TO ACTUALLY ABDUCT YOUR KID TO GET YOU TO GROW SOME BALLS!

-ANON THAT JUST LIKES ORANGE CAPITAL LETTERS

HOLY MACKEREL IT'S TUMBLR

FINE I'LL GO TALK TO HER.

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YOU’RE WELCOME. 👍

NOW… ARE YOU GOING TO TALK TO YOUR KID OR NOT?

-ANON THAT JUST LIKES ORANGE CAPITAL LETTERS

MAYBE, LATER, SOMETIME...

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*eats dorito (you)*

AAAUUUFFGHAGYUFTHUJTFUASAAAAA

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*pokes u in da eye*

-💚

OW?? WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR WHAT DID I DO TO YOU

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WHO SAYS YOU’RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER, HMM? IF IT’S A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD, IGNORE IT! NO PATENT IS EVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEIR KID. YOU MAKE MISTAKES, BUT THAT’S FINE. IT’S WHEN YOU TRY TO DO YOUR BEST AS A PARENT, YOU BECOME GOOD ENOUGH.

YOU NOT TRYING IS COWARDLY, AND IF YOU REMAIN LIKE THIS THEN YES. YOU WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH. BUT YOU CAN CHANGE THAT RIGHT NOW AND SPEND TIME WITH YOUR KID. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO DO IT ALONE! ASK SHADE FOR HELP! IM SURE THEY WILL AGREE THAT HEXI NEEDS YOU IN THEIR LIFE, WHETHER YOU FEEL CONFIDENT OR NOT!

-ANON THAT JUST LIKES ORANGE CAPITAL LETTERS

..THANKS.

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Why are you like this🙁

BECAUSE!

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POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!

BUT BIGGER PROBLEMS, HUH? AND DO YOU MIND SHARING WITH THE CLASS AS TO WHAT THESE SO CALLED “BIGGER” PROBLEMS ARE?

-ANON THAT JUST LIKES ORANGE CAPITAL LETTERS

...OK!! FINE!! I ADMIT IT!!! THERE ARE NO BIGGER PROBLEMS, I JUST-

HEXAGON IS ALREADY WELL TAKEN CARE OF BY SHADE AND AERO, I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T BE BETTER THAN THAT. SINCE SHE WAS EVEN BORN, I SEPARATED MYSELF FROM HER ENTIRELY. MAYBE A FEW SMALL INTERACTIONS, SURE, BUT STILL! I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER.

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AH, SO YOU DO CHOOSE TO IGNORE THE PROBLEM RATHER THAN FACE IT. ONE DAY THAT KID IS GOING TO GROW UP AND NOT CARE ABOUT YOU. AT THIS POINT, I DON’T BLAME HER!

YOU ARE THE LAZIEST AND WORST DAD TO EVER EXIST! MIGHT AS WELL JUST TELL THE KID THAT YOU DON’T LOVE HER! AND SHE ISN’T EVEN A YEAR OLD YET!!!

-ANON THAT JUST LIKES ORANGE CAPITAL LETTERS

(Love you mod, and I promise I don’t mean any of this insulting stuff towards u 😊 )

HOLY MOLY, WHAT A DRAMA QUEEN. I'LL DO IT SOON, I SWEAR. I JUST HAVE BIGGER PROBLEMS RIGHT NOW.

[ueueua no worries!! I never really take anons seriously on an rp/ask blog,,]-mod

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MAYBE THAT’S BECAUSE YOU DON’T TALK TO HER, SO SHE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO APPROACH YOU! SOMETIMES AS A PARENT, YOU NEED TO BE THE ONE TO TAKE CHARGE AND TALK. OR MAYBE YOUR FORD TOOK YOUR BALLS DURING THE DIVORCE- HAH!!

I’M JUST JOKING, BUT SERIOUSLY YOU NEED TO GROW A SPINE AND BECOME THE PARENT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE.

-ANON THAT JUST LIKES ORANGE CAPITAL LETTERS

WHATEVER. I'LL DO IT LATER. I'M TIRED. I HAVEN'T SLEPT FOR.. WHAT? WEEKS???

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HI AGAIN. YA TALK TO YOUR DAUGHTER YET? OR DO YOU JUST GO ON DATES WITH YOUR VOID “FRIEND” INSTEAD?

-ANON THAT JUST LIKES ORANGE CAPITAL LETTERS

..SHE NEVER TALKS TO ME.

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Chikin Nuggit, the yellow bunny

...OHH THAT ONE