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[is-the-mcyt-video-cute]

I had just picked up what I thought was a grian outside a Home Depot the other day it turns out that I now own an npc grian what steps should I take to determine my safety?

npc grian's are usually pretty simple to deal with, and usually a lot less effort than a normal grian. he doesn't require food or water, just plenty of room and plenty of building materials. the only way your safety could possibly be in jeopardy is if you yourself build anything other than rustic house (and npc grian will always know if you build something other than a rustic house, so you can't hide it), in which case npc grian will rip you in half and use your bones as structural support for his rustic house.

[pips-squeak]

I think it’s interesting how cdream continues to show how skilled he is at gaslighting and tricking people to get what he wants, and especially how he knows what to do with different people

gaslighting ctommy was all about, yes, isolating him, but also trying to get ctommy to see that cdream was his friend, someone he can rely on BECAUSE he has no one else. bc no one else cared enough about him

however, with csam, cdream does not try and convince him that the two of them are friends, which is smart. csam and cdream were never on the same foot, were never friends, but they have spent a considerable amount of time together. cdream knows their similarities bc he knows what he himself has done, and as csam lists every bad thing he’s done, he slowly starts to push that not only are they similar, but that csam might be worse than cdream.

csam is all about doing what’s right, so if cdream can convince him that’s he’s not a good person and that nothing he’s done is justifiable, well. he uproots csams entire understanding of himself, making him easier to manipulate and easier to control

[jaekaicx]

hello have an oldish drabble i dug up from back in june i think

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she can't sleep

every night she lays bed for hours, trying to get her mind to drift off and do whatever it did when she slept. but nothing. just hours upon hours of staring at the ceiling, then at the wall, then the ceiling again, then the other wall, and even face first into her pillow sometimes.

she tries the counting sheep thing but it just felt stupid, and those weird videos on youtube didnt even help at all. she has no idea what to do, so she simply stops trying.

sometimes she’s able to drift off, even if it was just for a few minutes. but every time she did, the voices replayed over and over in her head. they called out to her, cried, yelled, pleaded, screamed. all from that day—the day she only wants to forget.

the scenes played and replayed through her mind, moments flashes before her. she could see the desperation in her eyes, could feel the ground rumble beneath her. hear the pain in his gasps, the clash of swords. hear the guilt in their voice.

she could almost smell their flesh burning in front of her.

she almost hurls. she even did the first few nights. at least she’s getting better at holding it in. it's not like there was much that came up anyways. she isn't hungry anymore.

when she wasn't haunted by memories from that day, she was plagued by her own thoughts. how did everything go so wrong? what did any of them do to deserve this? where was sasha? grime? what happened to them? why didn't she listen to them in the first place? why did they go behind her back at all?! why did marcy go behind her back?? why did he feel the need to do all of that? what did they ever do to the king?

…where was their body?

god, it’s too painful to think about all of it. her head’s too loud with so many questions about why and how and what now. and when it does get quiet it then gets filled with all those painful memories. it’s just too much.

so she keeps herself busy. she rereads the many books in her room. she tries writing down her thoughts, even doodling a little bit (how were they able to draw so often? and so well?). she browses her phone, messes around with her stuff, even paces around her room. anything to keep her mind off of everything.

it helps. sort of. but it never lasts for long. eventually meaningless activities lose their ability to take her mind off of the past. no matter what she does, that day just keeps coming back to haunt her. those voices keep calling out her name, begging her to listen, to hear them, to please answer us, come back! but no. she can't let them in. there's no way she can, absolutely not. because she'll never admit it out loud, but she’s terrified of what will happen if she lets those thoughts in. she can never let them in.

so, she focuses on something else.

people always talk about setting goals, right? well, here’s her’s: get back to amphibia. (no she can’t call it that—she’s already home…). get back to amphibia, and get her frog family back home. that’s her focus. that’s her goal. that’s what she has to do.

so she stops pacing her room, stops restlessly laying in bed, stops wasting time. she pulls up pages and pages of doogle searches and smart looking articles and otoob videos. anything, anything that’ll help her reach her goal. to get back to amphibia. to stop the king. to bring her family home. to do what she has to do.

to keep her mind off of them.

[cwilbur-quotes]

I was there. I was in the cage of that little ghost’s fucking head. Every single we- you and me took. Listen, every single step me and you- look at me, look me in the eyes. Every single step me and you took, I was there! I was there. I had no control of what was happening, I have no idea what was being said, but Tommy, I tell you what, if I was there, and if it wasn’t that stupid shell of a ghost instead of me; I would’ve struck down Dream right where he stood. We would’ve disemboweled him, we would’ve disemboweled him together. Together. Tommy, I’m not- I wasn’t blind, I saw what he was doing to you, Tommy.

[phoenixchick]

(ooc HEY YOU!! this ficlet contains MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH AND REVIVAL!! also has themes of a person being on fire, and a brief mention of vomit. if you’d rather me give you a basic summary, just drop an ask in the box and i’ll give you a basic rundown of what all happens. stay safe, my friends)

Death is dark.

The last thing Niki remembers is watching Puffy’s eyes, opened a bit and clearly horrified about what was about to happen. She remembers her arm hurting terribly, and she remembers being afraid. Then there was an axe blade and... nothing.

It’s like all the lights were immediately snuffed out. She doesn’t even know if she has hands, but if she did she wouldn’t be able to see them in front of her face.

Death is cold.

Niki had always run warm, even before the whole phoenix thing. And when she got her wings, there was practically never a time when she was cold. Her feathers gave off their own warmth, and she learned pretty quickly that she could control at least a little bit of fire to keep her warm inside as well.

This is the first time Niki can remember being truly cold.

It shakes her down to her bones, stealing the flexibility from her joints and turns the blood in her veins to ice. She’s sure that being locked outside in Snowchester during a storm would be better than this.

Death is slow.

She can’t have been there long. A couple days, maybe? Her internal body clock is completely out of whack. She doesn’t really sleep, and she wouldn’t have any way to know if she had or not, being completely submerged in darkness.

It feels like it’s been much longer than she thinks it has been.

(It’s only been a few minutes, half an hour at most.)

Death is... burning?

One morning (?) she becomes aware of the smell of smoke. It smells like a campfire, and makes her think of late nights in L’manburg. It’s nice, and almost lures her back into the state of sleep (??) she was in.

Until it becomes overwhelming.

Smoke clogs her nose and her mouth, and she coughs. Trying to expel the stuff seems to only make it worse. It’s suffocating, taking up all her senses at once after days of nothing.

Then, there’s light.

She looks down at her own hands to find that they’re glowing. Hot and red and burning. It looks like coals from a fire, but hotter.

After that comes the pain.

Burning hot and excruciating, it ripples through her body in waves. It dances and flickers across the surface of her skin. It builds and builds, and she tries to scream, but she’s smothered by the smoke in her throat.

And it all stops.

The pain is gone, as is the darkness. It’s replaced by a soft yellow light, like the kind produced by a lantern or a candle. There’s something soft pressing into her back, and she’s lying on her wings uncomfortably. Slowly, she opens her eyes and is met with the familiar wooden beams of Puffy’s house in Snowchester.

She rolls to the side of the bed and promptly throws up.

The scar around her neck, raw and thick, aches.

[sof-ingtired]

I said I'd post the art I've been working on ! So ! Here it is !

There may not have a lot of context yet but, this is a series of drawings for my friend, @imma-potatoo ,and I's Sander Sides AU ! This is just the dark sides, I'm still working on the Light Sides because,,,,I haven't had as much motivation to draw them ngl, Silvanus , Invidia and Janus have taken most my interest.

It is a Whump AU so do be warned that there are scars and bruises on some of these characters.

The art is under the cut !

Here are the boys !

The AU is called Hierarchy , they are in rank order!

Like I said, I'm not gonna give much context until the story is finished and began posting but:

Wrath (Aries) and Pride (Octavius) are awful, Virgil used to be ,,,,really awful too, Remus is a coward, Gluttony (Silvanus) and Envy (Invidia) love each other ,,,very much and we love them, and Janus....is sad snake and traumatized.

Each has an animal trait :

Aries : Bull

Virgil: Purple Tree Tarantula

Remus: Cuttlefish

Octavius: Peacock

Silvanus: Grey Wolf

Invidia (who is supposed to have wings but I didn't draw them-): Skua Bird

Janus: Pastel Yellow Ball Python

[peculiar-shardscape]

Stars Align’s having anti-shipping discourse again I’m going to throw a brick in the air and hope it hits my head

[elytrafemme]

SO WAS ANYBODY GOING TO TELL ME THAT DOUGDOUG AKA DOUGLAS WREDEN -- ONE OF IF NOT MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE CONTENT CREATOR (AND STREAMER) -- IS THE YOUNGER BROTHER OF DAVEY WREDEN -- CREATOR OF THE BEGINNER’S GUIDE (MY FAVORITE GAME) AND THE STANLEY PARABLE? WAS ANYONE GONNA INFORM ME OR

[is-the-mcyt-video-cute]

RATING: NOT CUTE

who is this man

@is-the-mcyt-video-cute please i need to know.

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[is-the-mcyt-video-cute]

Hello, recently my jack manifold bit me and ive noticed that im loosing a lot of hair after it and was wondering if that was normal or if i need to seek a rabies shot? He bit me after i asked about getting another mcyt, so i have decided to not do that, what can i do to repair our bond?

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[Image ID: Jack Manifold and Tommyinnit outside. Tommy is gesturing to Jack, who has been edited to appear shorter and has badly edited in shoes at the end of his legs. End ID]

[pips-squeak]

oh science and math suck btw *throws up* blehg

[lessthanpog]

Really do not fathom how my mom can walk into the house at nearly 11pm and be, understandably, bothered by the fact that I haven't eaten dinner, but then when I can't think of anything to eat upon being given literally three options (one of which something she knows i hate) she just says "I'm not making you dinner" and leaves. And then that's what sets off the screaming fit for the night.

[cwilbur-quotes]

Look, Tommy, I get that you’ve had- I get that you’ve had your little strifes, man, but like- I just- I don’t- I don’t care, is all. I’ve seen it all, you’ve had your little strifes- this isn’t the first, right, Tommy? Tommy, do you remember when you got sent into exile?

[is-the-mcyt-video-cute]

philz had a catboy moment at walmart :( no survivors

Oh no! That’s awful! Did anyone see where he went?

No?

Huh, well... oh, hello. Who’s there?

[Image ID: A picture of Philza smirking with cat ears, whiskers, a cat nose and mouth, and blush drawn on. End ID]

Ph-philza...?

Why do you have those ears? A-are those claws!?

Phil? What are you- wait-

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[is-the-mcyt-video-cute]

help my Cleo bi t me what do i do???I was trying to give her a treet but she bit myhand as well! I don't knwo how to treak Cleo bteas and I feel really sinck and hurty. do Celo bites get innfected?

treating a cleo bite is unfortunately impossible. once bitten, you will slowly begin get zombiefied. this will start with graying of the skin, and then your skin will start to smell like rotten flesh. this is because your flesh is rotting. you'll be fine, it's just kind of itchy.

[is-the-mcyt-video-cute]

How do I get my Philza to stop smoking weed? I’m afraid my Tommy will get his hands on some

you cant