#askadragonite

[askadragonite]

"Interesting argument, unfortutnaly... you are small and make an entertaining pop when squished!"

[candys-mewporium]

Some fanart for @askadragonite of their beeg boy! Hope you enjoy!

[askthetraveller]

“You’re a giant, snobbish self absorbed prick, whose favourite form of entertainment is the suffering and hardship of others.

All you’ve added to this universe is misery, and pain. Have ya’ ever done something the slightest bit for the wellness of another?

Haven’t you done a single thing to help better the world? Added something beautiful to it? That hasn’t caused the destruction and suffering of those around you.

How do you justify such a wrathful existence?”

“Ya’ gonna have to try a little harder than that to intimidate me, Snakey boi. The last dragon to threaten me was about twice your size and three times as ugly.”

[askteamshelds]

Jeff@Chrono: BAHAHAHA, Did you sleep in lad? Ah, it happens to the best of us! Now we can get back to laying WASTE to this pitiful excuse of a castle you call home! Dibs on the smelly human over there!

Chrono: Yeah it was a lot of sleeping, but I’m not complaining. I get why you and the others go off to sleep for so long. I’m not one for laying waste to anything. I mean...it’s shelter. Comfortable shelter. 

Please don’t eat my trainer. I kind of like him. He feeds not only me, but the rest of us. Takes care of us when we’re sick. I know you’re all about the destruction of the world for your rule, but could you maybe...just leave this little area for me? I mean if it comes down to it and you need help with some territory thing I’m sure I can convince everyone here to help you. 

@askadragonite

[asksilvaantrum]

Morgan@Ellowyn: You're meant to be GOD? But you're so tiny! Little tiny god, lil baby god. Baby 'mon, lil 'baby! Hah hahah, why're you so TINY?

[ Ellowyn just lifted the eff out of Morgan and yeeted them back in the ocean, with love <3 ]

[leilani-and-kass]

Jeff@Kass: BAHAHAHAHAHA, oh me oh my, did you really just get your sorry ass handed to you by a bunch of little shrimps. Pfffthahah, that's gotta be embarrassing, i'd be ashamed to show ya face around all the other drags again!

“Do you think I give a Rattata’s ass what you and ‘all the other drags’ think? Bah… musty old farts, all of you.”

“And what have you done in the past century or two any? Sit in your fat ass and yell at kids to get off your lawn? Oooh, so scary. Face it, Gramps. Your best days are behind you. No one’s scared of ya anymore.”

“Least I was actually raising hell this century, before I got stuck on this shit hole of an island. And I’ve still for plenty of years left in me. Just you wait, when I get outta this dump, I’m gonna go wake up sleepy old Alola again.”

[askgng]

“This isn’t even a Mall!”

@askadragonite

[askcoldshoulderedglaceon]

“Yee, I’m good.”

(In response to..)

[therebirthoflegends]

Jeff: Soooo, you gonna finish that egg there, shrimpy? Cause I bet you could make a pretty decent pancake with that there.

[dailyashleighraichu]

Morgan@Coro and Taima: Ho ho ho, Santa Claws is here, and I already know that both of you have been very good kids this year! So why don't you tell ol Santa what you want this xMas!

Taima: Also, this is gonna seem strange, but I also wish me and Coro had another sibling to play with! A Pokemon can dream though, right?

@askadragonite

[askadragonite]

"WHAT'S UP YA BASTARDS?!

Did ya' miss me?! Yea you did!~ <3 "

[sometimes-team-possibility]

Mirgan@Potato: Ho ho ho. Santa Claws hath arrived to judge your fate. Be careful or your face I might ate. Have you been a good boi or not. Cause from what I have seen you sure emptied that pot! Of cookies, and you saved none for me? Tut tut. Naughty.

"Grammar isn't what you should be CONCERNED ABOUT RIGHT NOW!!"

"I don't care."

[kyzytyger-blog]

The terrifying tale of Morgan the Salamence's defeat, felled by the great knight Farrow, a steel type Eeveelution wielding an intimidating lance!! The great beast is eventually slain by a single blow!

A commission for @askadragonite and @asksavel !!

[ask-vulgar-bulbasaur]

If theres only room for one fucking green foul mouthing monster its me!!!!!!!!

Even though theres plenty of room for other potty mouths!!!!!!! The more the fucking merrier!!!!!!!

@askadragonite

[askteamshelds]

[Continued from here]

Chrono: I mean I don’t know any fire moves but I get what you’re saying. (Please just let us have a quiet life...) How are you doing with the other Elder Dragons? I remember at one point there was a blue one that was a thorn in your side. Have any other’s woke up to give you any problems?

@askadragonite​

[deathbycelosia]

Jeff@Ravener: Ghosts n' vegetable hands, sheeshus you got a taste for ghastly and disgusting don ya? What's the most horrid disgusting thing you reckon you've crammed down that gob of yours.

“ONE TIME I EAT MASTER’S KNIFE! I STILL HAVE, I THINK.”

“A… knife…?! You can eat knives?!?”

“YOU WANT SEE?”

“NOOO. NO ONE WANTS TO S–”

implied emetophobia tw;

Celosia loooked so grossed out that he didn’t bother to question it. He didn’t even want to look.

“UGH, dog, you hold it. I’m not touching it.”

“OKAY. I HOLD KNIFE. WILL YOU THROW IT SO I CAN BRING IT BACK WHEN WE GET TOWN?”

“What the fuck was the Exorcist teaching you?!”

[ @askadragonite ]