#asksies ✏️

[castielsprostate]

baby. honey. sweetheart. what the fuck is wrong with you. i want to study you

did i ever tell you about the first fanfic i ever read?

[castielsprostate]

There's not enough Cas content in the fandom where he's got a cloaca.

agreed actually. post bird castiel NOW

[castielsprostate]

Between sam and dean, which one would you catagorise as Kiki and which one would you catagorise as Bouba ?

so what the SHOW wants you to think is that sam is bouba and dean is kiki because sam is the one that's like. rounded and living, and dean is jagged and sharp. with sam going to college at the beginning, and him ending with a family and the disgusting party city wig, and dean hunting at the beginning pulling his brother back in and dying the way he always said he'd go

and yet EYE think that the real bouba is dean and the real kiki is sam. sam is an unfiltered chaos and dean is a blob of emotion

[castielsprostate]

mr prostate, may i ask you to explain to me how tumblr interaction works? (the thing is that i actually spent less than two years here -registered a long time ago, when i didn’t know english at all, and now i’ve returned, but i still don’t fully understand how the system works)

when reposting with addition, when is it better to use text and when is it better to use hashtags? i understand that tags aren't continuing so someone can repost "clean" post after my repost, but you can also repost it clean if you go right to op blog... what, um... ethical/aestetical significance do tags have? why everyone are using it? does it, like, simulate mumbling or thoughts that should not be voiced?.. also i find it a little uncomfy when someone puts "prev" in tags and you should dig in to find this prev, and then older prev, and again and again...

also i understand that if i don't want my quote to be reglogged and only want to interact with autor/comments, i should write a comment, right?

and what the "queue" means in tags? sorry i'm so stupid please initiate me into the tumblr communication mystery

please don't apologise!!! tumblr is a very unique type of social media and it has a bit of a learning curve!!

in the earlier days it was actually the norm to add a comment to the reblog instead of the tags, and tags were solely for organisation (like a tracking tag, or a character tag, etc.) but when tumblr changed the layout, i think around 20...14? where it didn't look like a conversation anymore, with millions of lines, is when tags slowly got more popular to talk in than a reblog comment. people also started to get kind of annoyed with reblog additions like "never not reblogging this" and opted to just. use the tags instead.

the only real difference is the way it looks, and if you want to search for a specific tag you might get a lot of clutter, but there isn't really any difference aside from 'aesthetics'. so just do what you want to do! this is your internet space and you can do with it whatever you want!! people can also easily reblog something without an addition by indeed going to op's blog, or just clicking "hide reblogs" when reblogging.

prev means previous tags and they're quite easy to track down, unfortunately there isn't much you can do to stop people from saying prev if they agree with your tags djdjd. to find prev tags easier, you just click on the 3 dots and then "view previous reblog"

comments/notes are indeed the most effective way to only communicate towards the op (or also the person that reblogged it if commenting on their reblog), but other people can still reply to your notes. though, you can also just reblog it and add your comment that way and ignore others interacting with your addition.

when there's a tag referencing a queue (queue and i, in queue we trust, what about queue is real, etc.) it just means that the post was stored for later and posted when the reblogger was asleep or at work for instance. sometimes it's something queued manually (like a birthday thing, specifically set to post on their birthday) or just in order of when it was queued (though it can be shuffled ((queued posts for specific days don't get shuffled))).

just remember that tumblr is for everyone, and there's no right or wrong way to use it (mostly). it's your little corner of the internet, and you get to reblog whatever you find cool, and if you like to express it in comments rather than tags then so be it!! don't let others rain on your parade 💖💖💖

[castielsprostate]

did you… did you add sensitive boy to your bio????

what are you talking about? that's always been in there

[castielsprostate]

sjonnie how does it feel to have elevated posting to an art form

it feels like im a little herder herding all the sheep. towards a cliff

[castielsprostate]

I enjoy following you immensely, I believe we are cut from the same unhinged, perverted cloth. Every time I see a post and feel my brain torn between "more of this please" and "what the ever-loving fuck is wrong with these people?" I look at the blog name and it happens to be you. Keep trucking. A+.

awww thank you!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 i love being unhinged!!!!!!!!! let's hold hands and be unhinged together?

[castielsprostate]

surprise! cute cow for you!!!!!

YAYAYAYAYYAYAAY I LOVE COWS

[castielsprostate]

do you think misha collins will put his hands around your neck and choke you lightly one day? be honest

yes. i am fully convinced one day it'll happen. because i will become famous. and he'll be the one sliding into MY dm's. i will succeed in spite of being crazy

[castielsprostate]

don't you already have tumblr fame?

if by fame you mean 7 very loyal mutuals, 0 note flop posts, and around 3 death threats a day? sure

[castielsprostate]

Good evening and hoping you are well. Which is more likely to happen, Misha Collins fucking Dean Winchester or Jensen Ackles fucking Castiel. We look forward to your prompt reply.

oh definitely misha collins fucking dean winchester, because misha does whatever it takes to be a headliner and dean because he will do whatever it take to fill the castiel shaped hole in his cosmic fibre being

[castielsprostate]

Prostate more like pro state

this 👆😳 prostate 🍑🍖 isn't ❌🙅🛑 american 🇺🇸🦅🥇

[castielsprostate]

your misha collins choking post is like the new version of the colour of the sky to me. i see it and just start scrolling and end up careening twenty posts down the dash because i'm never sure how many days we're up to

screamingggggg yeah i've been told this a few times now heheheheh

[castielsprostate]

almost everytime u appear in my notes i learn things that i dunno if i should be confused about

😁😁😁😁😁

[castielsprostate]

hello sorry this is very parasocial and i hope this doesnt make you uncomfortable but you are kind of like a patron saint of tumblr for me and my friends. im trying to recruit one of them to tumblr (they belong here trust me) and i keep sending them your posts or posts that you have reblogged (impeccable blog btw i love it so much) to tempt them into joining and so your username is always present in the share link (or when i screenshot it for saving) and its one of our favourite things (i dont even look out for your posts so i can specifically share them it just happens). just know that we both really appreciate your humor. thank you tumblr user castielsprostate.

i love being jesus, come disciples, you will be safe here 🫂

[castielsprostate]

"My pet is my employee who does NOTHING and gets paid for doing NOTHING" I imagine you have a cat, yes?

no actually! 2 rabbits 🐇🐇 they're two rescues that make every day in the office worse. i think they inflate their quarterlies