#asmo blurbs

[jazeswhbhaven]

Logged in, got hit with this

I was like

anyways since you're showering, let me get in there and help you

AND THEN

f u c k

and then he killed me....

nah let it melt Asmo, since you showered....

i'll lick that melted cream from your gooch foreal (I'd literally text that to him)

and for once me and MC were on the same page

Anyways, let's see if I get around to doing a mass birthday post for him cause ooo weee....

[belphies-cowgirl]

Once or twice a month, Lucifer, MC, and Barbatos go on a huge grocery shopping trip together.

Barbatos enjoys the company, and Lucifer doesn't mind, and both can spend time with MC without interference, and it gives them both a nice domestic feeling. they can plan meals for each week or help each other find deals, etc. I can also see Lucifer and Barbatos (and sometimes Mammon) clipping coupons together. MC usually ends up carrying a long last-minute list, and it makes Lucifer pinch the bridge of his nose even though he called a family meeting and had everyone say what they wanted or needed the night before.

Mammon joins sometimes because he helps them spot sales or save more money. Beel usually doesn't because he pretty much needs to be prevented from eating everything in the store the whole time. and Asmo spends too long in the beauty aisle, and most of it is spent looking in the little mirrors rather than looking at products to buy (he has to look in each mirror at least twice).

Belphie usually can't stop falling asleep, so he has to be put in the shopping cart, and Lucifer has to put groceries on or around him. Levi goes on rants about anime recipes he wants to serve for dinner and ends up doubting if anyone will want to eat it because it was made by a "loser otaku." Lucifer usually reaches his limit, grabs the ingredients, puts them in the basket, and walks away (he secretly enjoys trying Levi's anime recipes). and we all know why Satan would be the last person to tag along.

Diavolo gets a bit jealous about these trips because he wants to spend time with his three favorite people. come on, Barbatos, please, he's done the majority of his work for the day, and it's just for a few hours. he promises he'll finish the rest of his work afterward :(

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[akuzonprime]

[1:43 PM] Lucifer only smirks as he watches you in front of him, batting your pretty eyes and pouting and begging so sweetly for him to pay for you, Asmo, and Levi's shopping spree. He would do it if you'd only ask, but where's the fun in that?

[wolfiafuntime]

Obey Me Thought 2

Asmo, at dinner: Hey, did you hear about this funny prank humans play on their pets?

Belphegor: No, what is it?

Asmo: They tell the pet that they're adopted, and then the animal gets all sad.

Levi: Lolol, they really do that?!

MC: Yeah, it's adorable. I can show you some videos the next time we go to the human world.

Mammon: Pfft, sounds stupid. What's even the point of telling us this? Devildom pets are way smarter than some lame human world ones.

MC: I'll give you 50 Grimm for every one of our pets you tell is adopted.

Mammon, running out of the HOL: Bet!

Mammon, running through The Demon Lord's Castle's dungeons, being chased by Henry 1.0: You're... Adopted!!

Henry 1.0, immediately stopping his pursuit with sad eyes: Sss...?

Mammon, barging into Levi's room: Henry 2.0!

Levi: What the fuck?!

Mammon: You're adopted!

Henry 2.0, freezes, before swimming to hide in his tank's coral: blurp blurb plurb..!

Levi, summoning Lotan: You scumbag!

Mammon, getting swept away by the water: Lotan, you're adopted!

Lotan, who didn't even get a chance to rampage yet, eyes tearing up: Raur..?

Mammon, barging into Satan's room: Kitten-Mittens, you're adopted!

Kitten-Mittens, dropping her toy: Mrrp?

Mammon, running through the basement: Cerberus... You're... Adopted!

Cerberus, freezing, one head tearing up while the another's jaw drops:

Mammon, having gathered his murder of crows: You're all adopted!

Crows: CAW?!?!?

Mammon, placing a hand on MC's shoulder: MC, you're adopted.

MC, eyes welling up, voice shakey: What..?

The Bros: >:(

[obeymeluv]

Obey Me! Masterlist **Current as of 01.12.25**

At this time I have not decided if I'm going to include the random asks in this. This is just for the bigger pieces/more cohesive things.

All 7 Brothers (or Close Enough)

Um...Good Morning?

Who Plays Match-Maker?

Random Headcanons for the Bros (SFW + NSFW) (no Belphie)

Cute + Awkward Headcanons (SFW/NSFW)

The Bros as Dads

The Bros Visit the Human World

You Steal the Boys' Clothes

The Bros and School Headcanons

Signs they Love You (Luci, Mammon, Levi, Satan only)

Signs they Love You pt. 2 (Asmo, Beel, Belphie)

Random Lipstick Headcanons

Jealous Demon Headcanons [General] - (Diavolo, Luci, Mammon, Levi)

Jealous Demon headcanons [General] - (Satan, Asmo, Beel, Belphie)

Random Blurbs

Random Spooky Thing/First Summoning as Demons (Luci, Mammon)

"I Got All A's! Can I Have Some Dick?" [Bros + Undateables]

Things I Wonder About the Boys

Poly Headcanons Pt. 1 [Bros + Undateables]

Petty Curses and Blessings (Luci, Mammon)

Satan and Lucifer when You're Depressed

Small Series

First Dates

First Dates (Lucifer, Mammon)

Forever and Always

Forever and Always (Luci, Mammon, Levi)

Under Siege

Under Siege (Intro)

Red String of Fate

Red String of Fate (Luci, Mammon, Asmo)

Red String of Fate pt. 2 (Levi, Satan, Belphie, Beel)

The Baby Assignment

Demon Baby Headcanons/Baby Assignment Reference The Baby Assignment (Luci) The Baby Assignment (Mammon) The Baby Assignment (Beel)

Quick! Kiss Me!

Quick! Kiss Me! (Intro) Quick! Kiss Me! (Luci) Quick! Kiss Me! (Mammon) Quick! Kiss Me! (Levi)

Lucifer Only

The Lucifer Tail Thing The Hand Headcanons Thirst

Mammon Only Give Me Noods

Leviathan Only

Every Little Piece

Asmo Only Cupid's Bow

Belphie Only Random Headcanons for the Bros [Belphie Edition]

Belphie Telepathy Fic Beel (Pact) Marks the Spot

Diavolo

Diavolo as a Dad

Pact Radar/Mate Headcanons

Cute and Awkward Headcanons

[sheep-shearing]

I know it's a common trope with OM, but the immortality thing is just sooo good.

MC who doesn't quite lean one way or the other, hasn't really expressed any opinion, getting into talking about death. Maybe they made a few too many jokes, maybe a demon brings it up. I just love the cast having that little 'oh' moment- the person you love, family, friend, lover, realizing you will not be there.

Some of them are little more realistic about it, like "well, Solomon's immortal" and they can just make MC that way too, thinking Satan, Lucifer, and Diavolo. Obviously some deny it hard, like Mammon, Belphie, Levi, and Asmo. I'm not so sure where Thirteen would fall, I'm thinking it could swing either way. Solomon would just be against unwilling/unknowing immortality for MC due to his own separation from humanity, but that's it's own post. It's got a lot of angst potential, I think, but also comedy.

Say, the gang having this little OH moment, and individually deciding to do something about it. Each of them have their own little scheme, some of them working together. Having looney toon shenanigans with a oblivious MC while accidentally foiling each other's plans. The Anti-Lucifer League and Party Duo accidentally screwing with each other's plans, leading to random scuffles MC has to deal with.

I don't know, everything is always so life and death, but it's also with a group of immortal idiots who love their human very much and aren't really sure how to act about it. I wanna write blurbs for the cast each getting into their own hijinks with this.

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

If the 3k event is still open ( congrats on it regardless ), could I please request C, X and L for Satan ? I've just recently discovered your page and I love your writing, very detailed and accurate !

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c - courtship, what do they do to hint at wanting to get together? is it obvious they’re courting you or subtle?

Satan is realistic. There's a chance that everyone else has caught on to what's happening here, except he doesn't care. If his brother's have realised he's courting you. Good. Then they should back off. "I've brought you a new book to read." You however, don't seem to be aware, that he's using new books recommendations to monopolize your time. "Given you liked the last one of a similar genre I thought this would be perfect for you." Instead, you always smile and thank him. An action that makes him feel almost uncomfortably warm.

"I have a recommendation for you." You fire back at him this time around, handing him a book with a simple title. He reads the blurb that is essentially a star-crossed lovers plot between a human... and a demon. Hm. "You should tell me what you think, this book is everywhere at the moment." While you're facial expression seems to be earnest, he can't help but try to read into your intentions by recommending this to him.

"Have you read it?" From the smile that threatens to form into a smirk on your features, and the glint in your eyes after he questions you further.

"Of course, I was very drawn to the plot." He thinks that maybe, just maybe, you are aware of what he's up to.

l - love potion, you’ve accidentally drank a love potion that causes you to feel like you’re dying if they don’t touch you, what is their reaction? 

Asmo had handed the potion to Satan, going on about how one of his beloved fans had tried to charm him through the use of the potion. Satan only took it off of Asmo's hands, thinking it could be perfect for a new scheme against Lucifer. Not really thinking about how if left lying around, the potion could be mistaken for just another beverage.

But then again, why would you drink it to begin with?

Not that it matters now. The thought of using it against Lucifer a distant memory as he looks at your flushed features, as your face nuzzles into his palms. "Don't stop touching me, please." The soft pleas for him to keep his hands on you almost enough to hold him in place for eternity.

He'll scold you later. He thinks. Running his fingers through your hair, and pondering how he might be able to undo this before the effects of the potion gets worse. Of course, time is getting low as you start directing his touches to get lower and lower.

x - x-ray, what are some of their thoughts when with you that they don’t say aloud? 

Satan thinks he's fairly honest when it comes to you. He likes to share with you what he's thinking, most of his thoughts and feelings are yours to know. He just asks in return that you do the same with him, and share whatever might be lingering on your mind.

But despite what he thinks, sometimes despite not saying some thoughts aloud you can see it plain as day. For example, the closer you get with him the more prone to jealously he becomes. Strangers particularly set him off. People who get in your space, who have no regard for him even being there and will speak to you as if there isn't anyone else present. It angers him.

Not because of an innate fear of losing you. Oh no. He knows some stranger couldn't take you away from him. It's the audacity of these people who don't even truly know who you are to think they even have a chance with you. And if the stranger even dares to use something distasteful. Satan will almost lose it. Animosity pooling in his belly as he considers making this person disappear.

You can feel his anger swelling and are quick to make an escape with him.

He is quick to combat your questioning by watering it down to jealously. Even though it's more that he finds you so special, so important that other people are just beneath you in his mind.

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[fullofbees]

A headcanon blurb about an MC who prefers gentle forehead touches over kisses - for my girlfriend.

CW: None!

»»----------► Reader is Gender Neutral, All Brothers mentioned

Pride swelled in his chest when you had expressed your preference to him. Considering how nervous and scared around him you used to be, he knows that your confidence must have grown in order for you to be so bold. He totally hasn't lied awake at night at the idea that you might trust him enough that you're willing to place your comfort in his hands. It feels so sweet to press his forehead to yours, to let his walls down and lay his own heart at your feet.

He didn't understand the appeal at first, and spent at least a day sulking in his room because the moron in him couldn't help but feel that you didn't like him anymore. Until one day, when you and Beel were heading out to try out Hells Kitchen's newest menu item (and a modeling gig kept him from third-wheeling), you pressed your forehead to his. Blood rushed to his cheeks as the memory of when you forged your pact resurfaced. He was upset back then, but now each forehead touch reminds him of the fateful day where you chose him as your first man.

Conflicted to say the least. His late night gaming sessions have led to days where he foregoes brushing his teeth. He's happy to keep his mouth shut and press your foreheads together so he won't repulse you with his bad breath. However, his anxiety creeps in, telling him that you already find him repulsive, and that this is the only way you can stand to touch him. He's scared to initiate the contact, but it becomes easier over time, as you always meet him halfway. Once comfortable, he's constantly doing it, saying that it helps ground him when his thoughts get the best of him.

Ecstatic at the idea!! After all, cats show affection by bumping their heads against you, and he has no problem switching to mimicking feline behavior. He might get a bit carried away though; accidentally bonking you too hard, or acting so feline that he also rubs his cheeks against your head. You find it cute though, and play along by scratching behind his ears or petting his hair.

Always one for the dramatics, Asmodeus whines about what a lack of kisses could do to a demon. Are you trying to kill him? It feels like you're trying to kill him. Once his little fit is over, Asmo is still extra with his affection. He holds your head still, pressing his forehead to yours for a moment, before leaning in and rubbing his nose against yours. He always pulls away with a sigh and a comment about the "sorry state of your lips," as he reaches for his lip gloss.

The gentle giant just goes with the flow. You have to time it right though, since his height means he has to bend down to meet you, and his constantly snacking means you'll likely get a face full of crumbs. It's wonderful for his Fangol games though, as you just have to lean over the railing of the spectator seats to give him a congratulatory bonk.

Considering how he already smothers you when you take naps together, forehead touches are easy to integrate into the routine. Though it sometimes leads to weird positions, because Belphie knows you'll entertain all his stupid ideas. The hardest was when he still wanted you to lie on top of him - something about missing the weight - and it felt like you were giving terrible CPR to a training dummy.

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[another-lost-mc]

bittersweet

pairing: barbatos x gn!reader

cw: none, just angst. :(

a/n: a little blurb I'm reposting from my other blog. it was inspired by this post (thank you @arvandus and everyone else that chimed in with their own ideas about hell coffee!). this is a twist on the hell coffee drink where it reveal's the drinker's feelings and not the brewer's.

Barbatos makes a hasty retreat to the kitchen after he delivers the tray with coffee and breakfast to your door. He busies himself with baking something—anything—to take his mind off the way his insides are knotting up.

It’s not long after when he looks up as the door swings open and Asmo steps inside. They simply stare at each other for a moment. Asmo’s eyes are far too knowing and it’s difficult not to squirm under his scrutiny.

“Hell Coffee?” Asmo asks, more serious than one might expect from the demon who’s always so involved in everyone else’s love lives.

When Barbatos says nothing, the other demon nods and turns to leave, hand resting on the door but he doesn’t push it open. He spares a final glance over his shoulder. “Do you want to know if they liked it?”

Barbatos knows what your usual tastes are. Perhaps different versions of you would shudder at the bitter taste while he watched, heart soaring at the revelation. In other timelines where you're a notorious sweet tooth, you compliment how wonderful the coffee is, the way he knows you like it, even though it tears his heart in two.

Perhaps some things are better left unsaid.

“No, I don’t.”

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[riiwriting]

Another Year | Lucifer (Obey Me)

summary : after a big, rowdy birthday party that you were not expecting, you end your birthday the way you really wanted to -- getting the eldest brother to open up.

a little blurb based on your year 2 birthday call from luci in the og game! based on the original dialogue, though it won't be exact.

warnings : none! just a lot of fluffs hehe

You silently thanked the stars as you fell backwards against your mattress, your eyes immediately shutting around a pounding headache. You were so genuinely grateful to see another birthday come and go in the Devildom, but you were undeniably exhausted. You loved the boys, and you loved how much they had grown into showing their affection for you, there was no doubt about that. However, it would be nice if once in a while they asked before doing things.

For the second year in a row, your birthday was celebrated with a surprise party at the House of Lamentation, complete with decorations, am esteemed guest list of your favorite people, and a cake baked by Barbatos himself. While the effort was most definitely appreciated, it still wasn't how you would have chosen to celebrate the day.

Since you first arrived in the Devildom, it was rare that you saw an uneventful day. If Mammon and Asmo had taken a moment to consult you before going into full party-planner mode, you would have told them as such. Of course, such wasn't the case, and you ended up having quite an overstimulating evening. Though you did manage to have fun throughout the night, you were extremely happy to be in bed.

You were just beginning to feel yourself drift off when your D.D.D began to buzz on your pillow. Unintentionally, you let out a groan as you peeled one eye open to glance at the glowing screen. As soon as you recognized the contact photo, your expression brightened, and you found yourself immediately regretting your temporary annoyance. You hit answer, a content smile on your face as you pressed the speaker to your ear. "Hello?"

"MC, hello. I'm sorry my brothers caused yet another ruckus this year," Lucifer was immediately apologizing, his deep voice quiet in your ear.

His consideration made your stomach flutter. A year ago, you would've convinced yourself that he was just seeing it as his duty to make sure you're surviving in the Devildom. Now, you knew better. "I am a bit tired, I won't lie to you," you admitted bashfully.

Your words were met by a sigh, "I apologize. They went a bit overboard this time." After a moment of contemplation, he added, "I'll make sure to scold them accordingly tomorrow."

You couldn't help the slight laugh that left your lips. "Oh please let them be, Luci. It was a nice party, really. The effort was nice," you insisted, feeling a bit guilty. The thought really was what mattered, and the boys went to great lengths to make the night special. The last thing you wanted was for them to feel as though they had done something wrong.

Lucifer hummed, before conceding with a begrudging promise not to mention it. You enjoyed a comfortable silence as Lucifer apparently shifted about his room on the other end of the line. Just as you felt your eyes begin to lid once more, his throat cleared, and his voice returned. "I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday again. I admit I'm quite happy we got to celebrate another of your birthdays together," he admitted sweetly.

A smile naturally curved onto your lips as you quietly thanked him. "Of course," he responded quickly, and if you could see his face, you imagined his cheeks were, by this point, probably a bit flushed. "I'm sure humans get to celebrate far fewer birthdays than we demons do."

The thought brought a twist of fear to your chest. Being here, it was so easy to forget about your mortality. Other than Mammon's casual insistence on calling you "his human," it was easy to ignore the fact that you didn't really belong here at all. And yet, here you were, and after two years and two wonderful birthdays, you couldn't imagine wanting to be anywhere else.

"I've loved spending my last couple of birthdays here," you told Lucifer, your eyes closed as you snuggled further back into your pillows. "Even with the parties."

Another low chuckle drifted through your D.D.D. as Lucifer took in your words. "I feel very lucky to have gotten to spend not just one, but now two birthdays with you," he gushed, the admission the most open you had heard him in a while.

Before you could sort out what to say that would be just as meaningful, he surprised you again. "If possible, I'd like to celebrate many more of your birthdays in the future," he murmured. There another brief pause, before his gravely voice returned soothingly to your ears. "If we do get to spend your next birthday together, perhaps I can see that it's a bit more relaxing for you. More special."

You weren't sure if it was the exhaustion beginning to seep into your bones, or the way his voice sounded in the silence of the night, or your sudden realization of how short your time here might really be, but a spark of confidence lit up your chest. "Do we really have to wait a year for that?" you asked quietly, your sleepiness evident in your tone.

There was a very brief pause, ended by Lucifer saying, "It's getting rather late, MC. You said yourself that you're tired, you should get some sleep."

You hardly gave your next words a thought before they were tumbling out of your mouth, "Is that not something we can do together?"

This time, there was no pause. "I'll be there in a moment, then," he said curtly. The call dropped before you had a chance to respond.

Turning on your side to face your bedroom door, you waited patiently for the forty seconds it took for him to reach your end of the hall. There was a light knock on the wood, though from the way the door immediately creaked open, you knew it was more a formality than anything. The light from the hall illuminated a familiar physique, clad in nice blue pajamas and a messy bedhead. "MC?" Lucifer spoke quietly into your room, his gaze falling onto you almost immediately.

Rather than respond, you simply stretched your arms out in his direction, wordlessly inviting him into your embrace. He wasted no time in letting the door click shut behind him before taking a few long strides to cross your room. You shuffled over to make space as he peeled back your blankets and slid between the sheets beside you. Immediately, his arms were around your waist, holding you tightly against him. As soon as your head found a comfortable place on his chest, you felt his entire body relax.

You couldn't help the sigh of contentment that left your lips. "Perfect," you murmured dreamily.

Gentle fingers traced up and down the length of your arm, making it increasingly harder to resist the sleepiness rising behind your eyes. "You are, yes," you heard Lucifer murmur into the top of your head. "I hope you've had a nice birthday."

At his words, you tipped your chin upwards, dragging your eyes open to look up at the handsome demon in your bed. "The day was nice," you responded. Then will a small smile, you added, "but this has made it much better."

Lucifer's smile grew to mirror yours, his eyes drifting as he admired every inch of your face. "I'm glad I could make your birthday special," he responded softly, his fingertips moving from your arm to your cheek. Delicately, you felt his thumb brush down the outline of your face before coming to a stop beneath your chin. You leaned into his touch, a change in body language that he read perfectly.

Your eyes slid shut as he pulled you closer, eliminating the little bit of space left between you. When his lips met yours you melted, your fingers gripping the silk fabric of his open pajama shirt. With one of his arms wound around you waist, he held you as though he was afraid you might disappear. After a moment, you pulled away, opening your eyes to see Lucifer's affectionate smile.

"Happy birthday, my darling," he whispered, pressing his lips to your forehead. "Now I think we could both use some rest."

Humming in agreement, you snuggled into him and let your eyes drift shut. With his arms around you, and your weight pleasantly pressed against his body, each of you slept better than you had all year.

[jazeswhbhaven]

trying to wrap it around my head on why i'd be fine with Asmo calling me his bitch, and then i think about how he'd smile sweetly and scratch my chin and kiss my forehead while doing it and then-

"who's Asmo's perfect nasty bitch? you areeee"

[bbnibini]

1.) Solomon (There's so many things I want to talk about Solomon that my words fail to condense them in sentences but a combination of growing up with King Solomon's stories in a religious family + Fate Grand Order + His ability to hide his pain and sadness in a beautiful smile to kfkfkfl aka babygirlness + people constantly misunderstanding him, urging me to study him under a microscope + him being a giant dork just...makes him so loveable. I want more people to appreciate him. I want more yumeships of him in my feed. I...just want him to be happy 😭)

2.) Thirteen (If you can already tell, I love nerds 😳💗. I just love how she's so gentle with us. How she tells people how cool we are. How we hang out and eat sweets with her. I can listen to her talk about her inventions for hours. Ugh. Women in STEM 😩💕 )

3.) Barbatos (I love how I can't figure him out. There's a lot of hidden depths in him that are so fun to explore, especially in writing made even more fun cause of NB.)

4.) Simeon (I think I really like him mainly because I OC-fied him lol. Same as Barbs. So much writing potential, and like Solomon can be easily misinterpreted. He's so much more than a "kind angel". He can be cruel, he can be selfish, he can be petty and I just love how he can get away with it if that makes sense? I also love how unhinged he is sometimes like in the Ring of Light arc lmao)

5.) Asmodeus (sometimes goes in number 2 or 3 along with Thirteen or Barbatos because ohmygod he's so adorable.He's so sweet and supportive and I just love how he's so positive and attentive to his brothers in his own way.)

6.) Beelzebub and Leviathan (sometimes Satan is here too. The three of them interchange. I just think they're neat. I also share a lot of common interests with Satan but kinda fell off the rankings now but he's still really neat. Rank 6, I want them all to be my lil bros.)

7-15 are everyone else. (They're also really neat but I don't think about them as much as the other ones in this list)

I'm a side character enjoyer and personally just relate to more reserved characters.

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Mammon

thirteen

Lucifer

Luke

solomon

Simeon

Satan

Asmodeus

Belphegor

Beelzebub

Diavolo

Barbatos

Leviathan

Raphael

Mephistopheles

DONT YELL AT ME I LOVE THEM ALL 😭 i followed my gut like arion said and this is the result this was torture never again!! i feel guilty :<

feel free to reblog with your own ranking !

[famej]

Lil’ Halloween Blurb (Lucifer x MC)

Upon seeing you, Lucifer let his expressionless mask fall to display his surprise and the following second, felt the headache coming.

“MC, what are you up to again?”

His human was wearing his clothes, oversized dress shirt, three pieces’ suit, which she clearly had styled to fit her in some way. And on top of it all, she had his coat hanging from her shoulders and grazing the ground because of how long it was.

“It’s my Halloween costume” she exclaimed, extending her arms to show off the very familiar set of clothes.

The demon sigh, but still let his eyes wander over her oversized clothed body.

He noticed how his tie, she had put on was not in the slightlest correctly tied up. With an umpteenth sigh, he walked closer to her and fiddled with the messy knot before delicately re-doing it.

His face was just above hers and the demon could feel his human’s eyes on him.

“Thank you Lucifer”

He simply hummed

“What would be the reason for you to dress up as me for Halloween?”

“Because you’re literally the scariest demon I know! And I kind of like wearing your clothes”

Before Lucifer could even react at your words the brothers erupted in a chorus of protestations for some jealous ones of them while Asmo and Beel beamed at the cute part of your answer.

Going back to the main subject of the conversation, the avatar of pride rolled his eyes in what seemed to be annoyance but the faint pink tint on his cheeks betrayed him.

“Aaaand, to plunge myself in my impersonation, can I also wear your pajamas tonight?”

Even though you tried to keep an innocent face, the corner of your mouth upturn into a discreet smirk.

Lucifer looked down at you with a raised eyebrow, completely obvious about his brothers standing here and throwing him daggers with their eyes to steal their little human, and walked closer to you.

Only to bend forward until his mouth was only inches away from your ear to whisper:

“You know I prefer you without anything on. But if you were it in my bedroom, I have no objection”

And as fast as this conversation started, he walked away, causing you to look forward something even sweeter than Halloween candies.

[mallylorelaimorningstar]

Behold! A funny little Solomon blurb!

Soloman sat comfortably in the living room of Purgatory hall with Simeon and Luke. Simeon was writing his latest novel while Luke played with the legos MC had gifted him.

Solomon was reading from a spell book and waving around a wand. "Wingardian Cum Bitch...." He muttered under his breath.

Simeon stopped what he was doing and looked up at Solomon, there was plain confusion written on his face. "What did you just say?"

Before Solomon could answer, A pink portal opened up and Asmodeus, in all his naked glory, walked through. He wore nothing but his demonic features, aka, his horns and wings. "You called, Solomon~?" Asmo said seductively.

Simeon has never moved so fast in his angelic existence, he lept off of the chair he was sitting in to covers Luke's eyes and ears. "Solomon, Asmodeus..... Could you please leave the room? Perhaps you should go somewhere private." Simeon said, taking a jab at Solomon in a serious tone.

Luke immediately became confused by the sudden blindness and lack of being able to hear. "Simeon? What's going on?! Why can't I see anything?"

Solomon smirks and stands, he leads Asmodeus to his room. Simeon relaxes and takes his gloved hands away from Luke's face. He sighs in relief. "Sorry for the sudden coverage, Luke. Solomon and Asmodeus were doing something a young angel like yourself, shouldn't see." Simeon said and took a sip of his tea and continuing to write his novel.

Luke shrugged, being unbothered as he simply went back to building the lego model of the Demon Lord's castle.

(I hope this is funny, it's just a tiny little blurb that I had an idea for. My sister came up with the "Wingardian Cum Bitch" bit. 🤣🤣🤣)

[devildom-moss]

May post poll

I know I've been really inactive for a bit. I think I'm trying to just mentally stay afloat. It's okay, but that's just how it's been for a while. (Sorry if this poll goes up before I finish April's. I'm a bit of a mess as of late.) Anyway, to the poll.

But first! If you all choose an OC, I'll do a second 1-day poll with short blurbs about some of the OCs I have and y'all can select one of those. I don't actually think this one will get selected, but on the off chance it does, I thought it might be interesting.

[misc-obeyme]

idk about anyone else but i always love crack ships and ships in general, i can always appreciate other ships, even if they're not my otp. It just means more content to enjoy!

Luci and Solomon would be fun as a pairing i think. If I had a crack ship, it'd be Solomon and Mammon. I don't know if they've had any moments at all together. Maybe one.

But Solomon has been steadily climbing up my favorites list on the ladder since nightbringer. Though he'll never take Mammon's place for number one lol. But I like to imagine them both with my mc.

I can imagine Mammon accidentally getting his hands on a really rare spell book and instead of selling it, gifting it to the two of them with the excuse that he couldn't get any offers for it (he is lying and it's obvious from his blush)

Or Solomon coming across a rare item he forgot about and gifting it to Mammon because he thinks he'd like it. Or digging through his collection for something he's willing to part with to help Mammon with debt, saying something about needing to get rid of it is all.

and after writing these little blurbs i will be thinking about these dummies a lot more, it is no longer an 'if' i think. new ship and new ot3 ig akskfj

okay I'm done rambling LMAO thank you for your time

- ✨ anon

Okay, yes, I absolutely love crackships. I can also appreciate other ships, I have no problem with any of that at all. I say people should ship whoever they like.

While I always write x reader, I actually have quite a few Obey Me ships that I like. DiaLuci of course which I actually did write a little story for per a request I received. Those two are just so obvious, how can you not ship it, right? I'm also fond of SoloSim because I think those two have an interesting dynamic. And of course there's SimeBarb which is also just really cute. I'm down with BarBeel and Solodeus too though to a lesser extent. And while I never really considered it before, apparently there is also Diavolo/Belphie (sorry I don't know their ship name lol), which is not something I thought of, but I don't dislike it!

My favorite crackship is absolutely SoloLuci. I love their relationship already, it's so funny to me, and I just can't help but enjoy the idea of them actually ending up together because it would be even funnier to me. Like I could write whole stories about them.

My other big crackship is Mammon/Barbatos. (BarbMam??) Again, I just find this to be absolutely hilarious. I could write whole stories about them, too, and I'd be laughing the whole time lol.

Okay one last crackship from me that I think would be fun is Diavolo/Asmodeus. Because listen, Asmo would be so into being queen lololol. And I just think it'd make Lucifer so mad, too. I'm sorry I just think it's so funny I can't help myself.

Of course, any and all of these become a little less crazy if MC is involved, but I generally consider these ships without MC. I did write that little blurb about a Solomon/MC/Lucifer threesome, but I generally like to think of them without MC because that just makes it so much funnier to me.

I love your description of a Solomon/MC/Mammon throuple situation, though. I always felt like Mammon didn't like Solomon lol but yo neither does Lucifer so. But I think with an MC that they both love and care for to kind of initiate the necessity of them being in close proximity and getting along... yeah, I could see all of the things you describe happening.

That'd be super adorable, now I'm just imagining them starting a little trio band and calling it MC and the Mons. (I'm so sorry.)

Anyway, I love your new ot3 I hope they bring you much joy!!