#aspyofsorts

[tequilabadboy-blog]

My Tumblr Crushes:

agentjackwhiskey

aspyofsorts

scottishtech

shesspooky

bulldog-innit

hydradaddy

theagentlancelot

charleshesketh

kingsmanmakings

[singlemaltscott]

@aspyofsorts liked for a starter.

“I’m nae goin’ te drop DEAD if ye leave the room fer five minutes, Eggsy.”

[hesketh]

My Tumblr Crushes:

thankfxckforthat

aspyofsorts

perdiditpuerorumposts

bulldog-innit

theagentlancelot

scottishtech

pueroimmersi

Look at these nerds ;D

[notimeforemotion-blog]

   ❝NOT EVERYTHING can be solved with explosives, Eggsy.❞ Sometimes, the situation calls for a gigantic knife.

@aspyofsorts​

[tailorofkings-blog]

“Okay, just run through the plan once more…just in case.” ((feel free to ignore))

Harry took a deep breath that bordered on annoyance, but his expression was still mild. “Should I not be asking you that, Eggsy? Seeing as I have been a Kingsman longer than you have been alive?”, the harsheness of the reminder was possibly a little much but Eggsy’s fussing was not doing anything for his nerves.

The sigh that followed was indulgent, however. “We will enter the room separately. I will find the target and distract his company while you build a rapport and slip the drug into his drink. After that, things should be simple. Do you absolutely need me to run you through the rest as well?”, possibly a little more sarcasm than absolutely necessary.

[aspyofsorts]

I wish who ever had my old url would give it back.

[stateswhiskey]

listen y’all listen imma tell u a lil somethin it’s been a long ass time since i been in a new fandom that’s been this welcoming and this.... alive??? loving???? idk one of those two words but u kno why not both. antyway it’s been a long time like i have been in one fandom for almost two years now and then this and just. man y’all are so alive. i love seein’ headcanons for these characters, even my duplicates that i fuckin love. i know i haven’t written that much yet but????? there is always so much going on all the time i think i’m kind of overstimulated and i’m just. all over the place always and distracted bc y’all are so amazing but anyway. wow you guys are great. made some new friends too and honestly all this prob wouldnt have been possible w/o @statestequila so shoutout to sun ok sun is amazing and praise the sun.

so i guess now that i’m at the shoutout stage shoutout to all the people i’ve made friends with and/or have plotted/written with tbh y’all are???? so fucking awesome jfc i love all of you 

@statesscotch / @obfcnteri @statesabsinthe @aliasgareth ( & all of ur statesmans ) @integrumequitem ( & all ur blogs ) @modernknightgalahad @deathrepaid @xaedificare @jagerbcmb @snobkilled @madespy @stateswine @ginatcnic ( fuckin love u lauren <3 ) @pruricncy ( i best see u in this fandom soon B)

shout out to the statesman blogs i c u and i support u and i love u

@statesbrandy @statesfire @stateskahlua @statesmcngin @agntvodka @cognvc @scrcwdriver @agcntwhiskey @statesmanrum & if i forgot u i apologize i still love u

shout out to the people that are just??? so fuckin amazing and love having on my dash

@madespies @pueroimmersi @scottishtech @aspyofsorts @codenamemorgana @tequilabadboy @kingsmanmakings @noneedforguns @notimeforemotion @raisedthishell @brckenkindness @agentnyneve @theagentlancelot @statesmancognac 

and last but not least shout fuckin out to the whiskies who all have their own take and are honestly so fucking amazing????? literally what the fuck i love all of you so fuckin much ok # whiskey deserves justice and we gon give it to him squad

@vvhiskcy @agentjackwhiskey @statesliquor @usqbae @fuckinlasso @agntwhisky 

and if i forgot u i still love u honestly this fandom is the greatest and icb y’all haven’t yelled at me or smth anyway ily all xoxo lucy

[hesketh]

“I woke up in the middle of the night without any blankets and your foot digging into my spine.”

“Serves you right for trying to share a bed with me in the first place. I can’t see why you couldn’t have squeezed into the twin with your girlfriend.”

[notimeforemotion-blog]

aspyofsorts replied to your post “No one reviewing my character, no one calling me a cute peach *drapes...”

You & merlin are the cutest peaches im just at work sO

*fans self* how did I miss this??? AAAH!!

[scottishtech]

aspyofsorts replied to your post: *slides over a whisky* One for Scotland?

Damn right he’s after that heart watch out

// Awww shit son.. I ship it XD

[akingsmanknight]

Closed Starter | AKingsmanKnight & ASpyOfSorts | The Gentleman’s Boy

It’s been a difficult week for the Kingsman agents. The loss of Lancelot weighing heavily on them all. He was a good man, a friend to them all and just like that, he’s gone. The toast doesn’t seem enough, it never does, but that’s just what they do. The entire thing hangs heavily around them like a fog; it reminds them just how mortal they truly are. Reminds them that despite their training and skill sets, everyone one of them can die. 

The agents all let off steam in their own unique ways. They might not understand each other’s ways of coping, but they don’t ask questions, after all, who are they to judge?  

Harry goes looking for a fight. He knows it’s not very, ‘gentlemanly’ of him, but it’s how he copes. There’s plenty of assholes looking for a fight on the London streets and normally, normally, it would be enough; but not tonight. The beat down thugs groaning on the floor don’t make him feel any better, there’s an itch just under the skin that hasn’t been scratched yet. Fingers curled round his pint of Guinness, he tries to ignore it, but it wont go away, not tonight. Harry leaves the small run down pub, slowly walking down the dark street. He feels almost ashamed of himself as he starts to look for the only thing that will help. 

Maybe he’ll be lucky and he wont find anyone... The first one he sees is the exact opposite of what he’s looking for, so he just keeps walking. The second isn’t much better. Part of him is relieved, part of him is disappointed. He should just go home, go home and have a scotch; maybe drinking a little too much will help stop the itch.

Sighing, Harry turns down a street that he knows will start to lead him home and that, is when he finds number three. 

He’s under a street light, picture perfect and everything Harry wants. 

[themoderndaymerlin]

fuck me up with that note

My muse has died. Send 'note' for a goodbye letter my muse wrote to yours as a precaution, in case something, like it has, should happen

Dear Eggsy,

If this is being read then...I’m so sorry. I must have fucked up along the way and left you behind. Don’t blame yourself for my death. It won’t be your fault, and even if it was, I’d never want you to blame yourself like that. Daisy needs you to be strong for her, and I want you to keep her safe for me. I know you will, but I feel it must be stated.Take the house, take my finances and provide for yourself, alright? You deserve to be in comfort.Play John Denver at my funeral. Yours,Hamish.

[tailorofkings-blog]

@aspyofsorts replied to your post “[[*reblog if your icon would fight 10 men at once* ...... *looks at...”

   It has actually been done! It's been a while since i've seen it but i'm p. sure harry ended up taking out 50+ people alone.

I would have been surprised if it hadn’t been done yet. That’s a serious score.

[aspyofsorts]

ASPYOFSORTS IS NOW ARCHIVED

I’ve been playing around with the idea for a few days now, and I’ve decided to just go a head and do it. This account holds several years of love and rps so I couldn’t just delete it, I’m far too fond of everything for that. But i’ve been feeling the need for change, a fresh clean start. I’m hoping this will put all those silly thoughts in my head to rest really.

I will now be over at @chavspy.

I will not be transferring any threads, unless requested, as I think most of what i was doing here was incredibly small. Feel free to unfollow this blog, as I will not be returning to it, but I do hope you will follow me to my new blog for bigger and better things.

Thank you for your patience and understanding.

-Raven

[tequilabadboy-blog]

Give me a fuckin' kiss m8

❝And they say romance is dead.❞ T rolled his eyes, but his tone is teasing. The agent reaches out to hook a finger in Eggsy’s trousers, using them to pull him closer. ❝Ya ain’t half as smooth as ya think ya are.❞ There’s a smirk on his face as he leans forward pressing his lips to Eggy’s.@aspyofsorts

[hesketh]

aspyofsorts replied to your post: Hey, Charlie. Did you have Poppy enhance anything...

“THAT’S NOT WHAT CLARA SAID, BRUV.”

“Well Clara isn’t exactly known for being honest, now is she, Eggo?”