#average joey

[jonasgoonface]

Here's some playable classes from a zine I did with Average Joey It's like a ttrpg handbook except instead of quests you actually plan a show, and your party is a literal party. And the game isnt a game it's your life with the difficulty cranked.

Get these zines from Joey's Bandcamp

[maggotnursery]

had a show in our back yard with some talented old friends and some new friends :)

[theindyreview]

Check This: Average Joey - No Thing

Check This: Average Joey - No Thing Haunting, banjo-laden folk from this skilled, traveling bard #newmusic #folk #altcountry #americana #banjo #AverageJoey #NoThing #dollhouselightning

Artist: Average Joey Song: “No Thing” Album: Impermanence Label: Dollhouse Lightning Genre: Folk, Americana, Alt Country A true road warrior, Average Joey is a traveling bard; regaling this audiences with musical performances, spoken word poetry, and acapella singalongs. His lyrics are peppered with blunt humor (see song titles like “Stupid Fucking Idiot Loser” and “Anarchists Who Don’t Do…

[littlelightbolt]

My spin on how the dough boys could look like. In @neon-nick ‘ Mitosis AU.

We bare boys.

[pedroias]

Listen...

[shaniacsboogara]

"ohhohohohoho ohhohohohoho- HA! 😀

...

OX LIKE ME!"

[dead-by-mending]

Joey : Ducks are better than rabbits.

Susie : What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.

Frank : Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.

Susie : We’re not talking about flavour, Frank !

Frank : Flavour counts!

Susie : Who carries around a duck’s foot for good luck? Anyone?

Julie : You wrap yourself in a comforter stuffed with rabbit hair. I’ll wrap myself in a comforter stuffed with duck feathers! Who’s cozier?

Susie : Okay, but-

Julie : NO, NO, NO, NO. WHO’S COZIER?

Frank : Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick ‘em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!

Susie : BECAUSE IT’S ILLEGAL, FRANK !

Frank : ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, SUSIE !

Joey : I- Jesus-

[phonification]

I HAD A VISION

[davidisnotmyname]

I was freaking out about this on Discord last night but I’ve recently been enlightened about how much of a transition goal Joey Jordison is for me

[paintingsandrecords]

last ten days listening:

the michael character - my cow

the juliana hatfield three - become what you are

average joey - impermanence

b. dolan - the wound is not the body

avail - front porch stories

mira - mira

the muppets - muppet hits take 2

avail - one wrench

the homeless gospel choir - this is a protest song

pacing - real poetry is always about plants and birds and trees and the animals and milk and honey breathing in the pink but real life is behind a screen

the taxpayers - to risk so much for one damn meal

kevin seconds - new years rulin’

[frootbyethefoot]

she had to reach a boiling point eventually

[ID: a digital drawing showing rin yamaoka from dead by daylight at various points in her life, and afterlife. the first image of rin shows her as a young woman, with long black hair. she is wearing a long black dress, black fingerless gloves, and a skull bag with a transgender pride pin on it. her right hand is gripping the side of her stomach, while her other hand grips her arm. she is staring towards the camera uncomfortably. the background is yellow, with small waves around rin.

the second image shows her, again as a young woman in a waitress outfit. she is wearing a short sleeve button up, a bow, a black skirt, a name tag, and a skull hairpin. she is in the exact same pose as the previous rin, only this time staring towards the camera with disdain. the background is orange, and again, has small, spikier waves around rin.

the third image shows rin as a ghost, still wearing her waitress outfit from the previous image, as well as the same pose. she is crying, and looks furious. the background is red, and has spikes around rin.

the background behind all the rins is pure black. END ID/]

[redtailfins]

I finished this at like 3am on the 14th so I guess that makes this my valentine’s day piece. gay failure sweep

jared the consumer belongs to @/acidrefluxwarrior

[kisaraslover]

"Joey's icon is REBD!" does time wizard mean nothing to you. does joey's gambler ass mean nothing to you

[aberfaeth]

oh he is not good at the piano 💛💛💛💛

[dubina-dawkins]

DEAN WINCHESTER | NSFW HEADCANONS

pairing: dean winchester x fem!reader

warnings/notes: smut! minors dni, oral (m&f receiving), unprotected (done by professionals don't try this at home), p in v, dean is switch, marking kink, praise kink, some dirty talk as well, gentle sex but not vanilla, like LOVEmaking even, just a lot of smutty stuff from my head, english is not my first language sorry if there's some mistakes

REPOSTS WILL BE APPRECIATED

> let's just say. you're different

> it's strange, but somehow dean just couldn't bear a thought of fucking you before all of your relationship thing started

> that "storgy" thing where you were friends for half your life before you started dating

> and even after you did became his girlfriend dean just... was scared to think about something spicy with you?

> until one day he was too tired to care, when your kisses became hotter and he couldn't bring himself to hold back as usual

> like, really too tired. everything that going on is kinda exhausting him. but you're always there to help!

> your first time together? even though dean couldn't hold back anymore, it doesn't mean he was fast and rough

> no, he's one of the gentle kind

> kisses all over your body and very long foreplay

> but at one point you just get tired of these idle kisses and just

> "quit the talking, please"

> man, he's completely screwed at that point

> marking works both ways, actually

> no, really, dean adores the sight of you in his marks. hickeys, lovebites

> it intoxicates him better than any whiskey

> he pays extra attention to your neck. and to your breasts, too

> but sometimes when it sam's turn on doing the laundry, he sees there some of dean's flannels

> and their collars are stained with dark traces of lipstick...

> when dean feels your waxy lips on his skin, he knows it would leave a mark. knows he'll need to shower those off

> but from the way you look at him, when your lipstick is smeared over his lips, cheeks, neck and all the way down

> he'd rather never take a shower to keep these

> your lovebites and nibbles drive him crazy

> to the point he whimpers your name. and you're not even starting!

> scratches too. he gets teased about these. a lot. by nearly anyone who sees them

> he's not intense kind, - not all the time at least

> but it feels too good for you not to leave a mark of your nails on his back

> "did you take the tiger in fight?"

> "sammy, shut it."

> he'd like to do it nearly everywhere, it's just you who keeps him on track

> he'd slip his hands under your jacket the very second you leave witness' house, being in fbi undercover

> "good suit, agent carol kay... seriously, you couldn't come up with a better name?"

> "agent joey kramer says"

> for you the height of extreme is the back seat of the Baby, especially when she's standing at Bobby's

> dean would never admit it, but he's a sucker for you in charge

> you don't need much to get him turned on

> one "good boy" is enough

> and he's so worked out about it

> you tease him, kiss him, touch him, and he already needs to bite on his lip

> especially when you get to his chest. he didn't joke about his nipples being hypersensitive

> there's no words that can describe thst heavenly sound he makes when you tease his sensitive tip, when your fingers work on the entire length

> he whines your name, stroking your hair. his sounds are purely animalistic when you finally take him all in your mouth

> dean's not huge, but he's bigger than average. and it definitely is enough to make you moan his name, sometimes in a really pornographic way

> "please, baby... let me c-"

> "not yet, pretty boy" you whisper, letting his hardened cock put of your mouth with a wet pop

> it's like a tradition. when you two have an extra-time, you prepare each other. you sucking him off, him eating you out. swings of gentle dominance and comfort submission.

> dean, unlike his brother, is not a puppy-look person... but when he's between your thighs, kissing and nibbling on the skin, and his gaze rises to your face, begging to go further..

> then he really looks like an obedient dog.

> extra attention to your clit. sucking, licking, sucking again. dean adores the sounds you make at these

> but most of the time it's just a stress relief after tough hunts

> or when sam goes out to get some food

> quick and needy

> and you fucking adore seeing your always tough man being needy for at least your hand in his hair

> at very least.

a/n: love him. my man. my boy. my everything. god im obsessed, hyperfixated and ovulated. the unlohy trinity.

[animalcrossingshowdown]

Ducks

1: Molly 112.8 2: Ketchup 94.9 3: Gloria 20

4: Scoot 18.6 5: Fruity 17.2 6: Bill 15.8

7: Deena 13 8: Weber 9.4 9: Mallary 8

10: Maelle 3.9 11: Miranda 2 12: Pompom 0.3

13: Drake -0.8 14: Pate -2.8 15: Freckles -4.5

16: Joey -15.7 17: Shinabiru -18.5 18: Derwin -22.9

19: Quillson -48.2

Average score: 10.7