#aweeeee!!

[hi-rt]

evbo’s parkour master friend fans rise up!!!!!!

[cultkinkcoven]

me: you say you keep all my blood offerings right?

Lucifer: what I don’t consume, yes

me: is that all you keep?

Lucifer: no, I also keep locs of your hair, dead skin, and other things. Why?

me: oh I was just wondering… you seem have a thing for keeping those things or stashing them away.

Lucifer: mm, no, it’s not that I have a thing for stashing them. It’s more so just a manifestation of premature grieving I suppose. Humans are terribly temporary and your body is not only changing but dying at every moment. I keep these things as memories of you, as many as I can, so that I can retain a piece of you when you’re gone. A snapshot of how you were.

me:

[jacarandaaaas]

also edited another mira outfit into the little golden book style

[sideswipesjetpack]

Sneak peak for the sonas.... 😈😈😈

Irn & Webb MWAHAHAHHA

My amica ever @aghostsnail our love children are perfect

[thebigqueer]

like. heavy are the hips that wear the strap i guess

[sameboot]

I always loved Ripleys design but NOW?! I freaking adore this man!!!

Wanna squeeze him! Put him in one of those big ol bear hugs!

so uh You good with peeps drawing their sona with him? (just thought I'd ask)

U can draw him with anything u could draw him being mashed completely flat by a giant anvil and I would be like YIPPEEE YAYAYAY!!

[iron-sides]

ZAMROSE FRIENDSHIP BACK AT THE EMD OF THE SEASON YESSSSS YESSSSSSS YESSSSSS TWENTY HEART HANNAHXXROSE HER TEAMMATES ARE PROUD OF HER ZAMS DONE BEEFING WITH HER THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!! NO ONE IS DOING IT LIKE HERRRRRRR

[mangocurist]

about to go to nap bbut you can have these... ill probablyty make moresw gbut this is whatg ui have rn

mmy head hurtds againf :(

NOOOO oh my god mel i hope you feel better soon :((( or. well. since i got to these ... six hours late.... i hope theyre not hurting you anymore ... 🥹🥹🥹 these are so so good ohbmy god LMFAOOO the tall and handsome one is sending me for some reason 😭😭😭😭🙏 voidmeat rpf stays strong.....

[theplottdump]

Kate: 𝙄 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙤𝙪𝙨.

Diego: Just keep your hands up and coverin' them eyes til I say so. No peekin' now. Kate: This is a massive security risk.

Kate: If you sneak up on me García I'm going to kick you in the balls so hard. - Can I look yet?

Diego: Miss Kate, you might just be the most impatient person in the world. Kate: And you might be the slowest.

Kate: Now? Diego: (𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘴) Almost. Permission to approach Captain? Kate: Permission Granted.

Not wishing to be launched six feet in the opposite direction again, he made no effort to mask his footsteps on his return. Boots noisily jumping over the gate, Diego made his way back towards the spot where she stood in the middle of the square.

"Alright-" came the steady, accented voice from behind the makeshift barrier her fingers had constructed.

Work worn fingers slipped behind her hands, guiding them down and away from her eyes- which remained faithfully closed, awaiting his final command.

"Now you can open them."

"I don't get it." Kate blinked at the cowboy, readjusting to the blindingly oppressive environment of the chintzy faux holiday town square that she found herself standing in once again.

"Well thing is- if you look too early, it ain't much of a surprise." "No, not that."

Diego held her puzzled gaze as he continued. "This place might be a bit- 𝙤𝙙𝙙," he started, an obvious understatement, "but there is one thing I thought you might get a kick out of." "What did you-"

"Kate-" he whispered, quieting her. "Look up." (🎹)

Of all the things Kate expected to see today- in the desert, during the height of summer- this was not one of them. Obeying his soft spoken command, her eyes traveled upwards, her hands resting comfortably in his open palms like that was the one place they were always meant to be- her bewilderment only managing to increase, but an involuntary smile breaking across her face all the same. "Snow."

Not real snow of course, but that sort of manufactured snow soap stuff they used for movies- it drifted down gently from emitters hidden behind the buildings, carrying the scent of cinnamon. But in that breath, for this particular Angel- it might as well have been magic.

"I was just saying…" "How you missed the snow. " Diego finished her sentence as she trailed off in a quiet wonder, having left it to float in mid air, drifting around with the other flakes.

"I know it's a far cry from the real thing-" "𝗜𝘁'𝘀 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁."

[graciegoeskrazy]

yeah, you wanna find love

matty healy + teen!swiftie!daughter!reader

warnings: some language, angst, fluff, cheating

a/n: do u guys get the title? get it? get it? the title? cuz she sang it? the city? at satvb? get it?

ty bae anon who requested im in LOVE.

I know Eras and Matty and her dating happened way after Red TV was released but shhhhhhhhh

Like any other normal teenage girl, you got excited every time Taylor Swift dropped an album, announced an album, or did anything remotely hinting at herself and her work. Even if it was a far stretch, you were on social media like the rest ready to prove or debunk theories. Tonight, she’s releasing her second re-recording, Red (Taylor’s Version) You were a fan. Even though she and your father dated for like a month and now they never speak to each other and the chances of you seeing The Eras Tour ever again are slim to none, you admired her so much.

Your dad had said goodnight and sent you to bed more than an hour ago. You planned to go against his wishes a little bit and stay up and listen to the album. It was only one time, and it was for the sake of music, so if you got caught he wouldn't be too upset, right? …Right?

The plan was all fine until you got hungry. The kitchen was connected to the living room which is where your father spent most of his late nights, doing work, watching TV, sleeping, whatever. It was quiet so you assumed that he had already gone upstairs for the night or was fast asleep on the couch. It all gave you the confidence to believe that you could sneak into the pantry and not be seen. You were wrong, however.

“Go to bed.”

He was there. Wide awake. Just quietly scrolling through his phone.

You pouted. “C’mon. It comes out in like an hour.”

He never took his eyes off his phone. “And you have to wake up at 6 am for school tomorrow.”

“And I’m still gonna go! One night of staying up and listening to an album isn’t going to change my perfect grades or 4.0 GPA.”

“I said no.” His voice grew a little more stern.

Your begging was now at a full 10. “This is a big deal, Dad! Just because you can’t listen to Taylor anymore doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t!”

“What I say goes, you know that.”

You smirked. “Oh, so it was fine when it was your album?” He hated it when you were a smart-ass. Mainly because you reminded him too much of himself when you acted that way.

He rolled his eyes and sighed. “Go to bed.”

“Ughhhhh.” You slumped up the stairs.

“I love you, baby.”

“And I love your ex!”

…

Almost 2 hours later, Matty got tired of the things he saw on Instagram, and the yawns he kept giving let him know that it was time for bed. As he walked upstairs he heard the faintest sound

At first, he thought it was because of something he had done. He thought that maybe the attitude he showed earlier was too much, but on the other hand, he knew his girl was too tough for that to break her. He opened the door and saw your frame curled on the bed. Your face was buried in your pillow but it was evident by the bits that were showing that your face was red and littered with tears. You heard him open the door and walk to you, but you didn't move.

“What’s happened.” He asked quietly as he slipped in into the other side and pulled you close.

“Just shut up. I just need you.” You were harsh but he knew your tone held no true anger or hurt.

“Okay. Okay, I’m here. I’m right here.” He held you as you cried into his chest. You were sobbing. You tried to catch your breath between the hiccups and cries, but it took minutes for you to fully calm down. To you, those minutes felt like hours, and as time went on Matty became increasingly worried about the severity of the situation.

You took one last big inhale, then spoke. “He cheated on me”

“What?”

“He cheated on me…then dumped me when I found out.”

“When?! When did this happen?”

“A little less than a week ago.” He sighed, He couldn’t believe what he was hearing. You and your boyfriend had been dating for nearly 2 years. From the way it looked to the outside world, you two were as happy as could be. Matty always had his doubts but he chalked it up to the typical dad senses overreacting, especially because you always looked so happy and you hadn't been that way in a long time. “I should’ve broken it off long ago.” You hiccuped and cried through your next words. “He ignores me. Everything I say. Everything I do. It's like I’m talking to a brink wall half of the time. I tell him I’ve had enough and he apologizes and makes me feel great like I’m the only one who matters, and then he makes the same fucking mistakes, over and over and over again. He likes the idea of a relationship but doesn't want to put in the work of having one. At least when it comes to me…”

Matty didn't know what to say. It was a complete shock to him. “He doesn’t know what he’s missing-”

“Yes, he does. He just doesn't care.”

“How did this happen, if this happened a bit ago then why are you crying just now?”

You hid your face again. He rubbed your back. “You’re gonna laugh…”

“I won't laugh-”

“You’re gonna be mad,” You said, looking up.

He smiled. “I won't. Promise.” He said, winking.

You sighed and buried your head back into him. “I was listening to the 10-minute version of All Too Well.”

“God, bubs.”

You sat up and looked at him. “Let me live! It was too real. I related too much. I’m serious.”

He reached his arms back up, guiding you to come back to him. “I know. Im sorry.”

You pouted as he placed a kiss on the top of your head. “Do you ever cry to my songs?”

“Only of embarrassment.”

[blkkizzat]

hello ! I'm going on anonymous because I'm a coward but I still want a goddesse's advices ✨️ (I mean you 🫵).

So basically, I'm a virgin and I'm moving across the country in a few weeks. And I met this guy who's kind and adorable (and said that their down to experience things with me). We're both looking for something casual so it's perfect.

For context I'm down even if we have yet to talk about this whole situation yet. 🧐 My question is basically how are you supposed to prepare in this case ? Like waxing ? Praying that I'll smell and taste good down there ? I fear to give him the worst time of his life. I should probably learn how to kiss to begin with... Please send help 😭.

PS : Love again for all the hard work (your fics or comments in general). It does make my days better. 🥰

-Lil'virgin anon 😶‍🌫️

omg not me being a goddess nonny boo. ahhhh ilysm!!!💖💖💖

oooh thats exciting! im glad you have someone you feel comfortable with who you can explore things with.

okay so as far as a wax i would say do what you are most comfortable with. personally i liek it bare when i have sex, i know some people dont like to shave wax, or some people partner prefer hair but id say do what makes YOU feel most comfy.

just if you do get a wax, get it like 2 days minimum before you have sex. you aren't supposed to have sex same day as a wax. you can lol and i def have its just you are more prone to folliculitis/irritation or ingrowns.

i mean this may sound a lil weird but i smell/taste myself regularly haha. not on a kink thing but on a "ok this is my body and its status right now." (plus it shouldnt be gross cause its not like hes gonna brush his teeth after eating you out so your gonna be tasting pussy and hes gonna be tasting dick jkhvdfkjvhsbd). if you are concerned you can get some PH vag friendly wash. i like this or this ive used both.

i would pick up some azo boric acid. if you both are virgins and you are already on birth control you dont have to use condoms but i would still recco for extra safety. however if you dont then you are at more risk for your own body chemistry to be thrown off a bit, its nothing about you nor him being dirty its very common. after alot of sex i like to use boric acid, it just is a good reset. use it the next day when you dont plan to have sex for at least a day after (its a suppository). helps balance your ph too but a dick in you is gonna throw you off more so this is something just ph soap alone wont be enough and it might take a few more days lol. i just hate when my coochie smells like dick lmfao so its the best way to flush that out jchbdchbsjfhsdbf.

but like dont be nervous!!! honestly dont be. its likely gonna be uncomfortable and hurt a lil and be awkward but thats okay!! its not gonna be like a fanfic. unless hes super experienced (and not just experienced but like in-tuned to women bodies) hes not gonna know what to do. most guys dont know how to make a girl squirt or cum off rip lmfao (ive probably only fucked 2 guys, the current guy im fucking now lol including who did).

remember you're experimenting! so experiment, ask him what feels good and what does and be vocal when he is pleasuring you as well. thats the beauty about experimenting and he already knows you dont know what you are doing so you should feel zero pressure to preform. no one expects you to be this porn star haha.

for kissing, i would remember to close your eyes and start slow. you can even practice one person kiss and the other just let it happen, let him take the lead and then you try to take the lead. ease into it so you can feel each other out. otherwise if you both just smash mouths together its not gonna be great haha.

but this sounds like a perfect set up nonny! he knows you want to experiment and dont have experience so there should be no expectations. believe me your enjoyment will come from how willing you both are to listen to each other and take your time so encourage him to tell you things as well too.

i believe in you girlypop!💖💖 pop that cherry babe!!!!

also give me an update after if you dont mind!!

[lexumpysfunland]

Alright, you have Insane! Narrator, but what about.......*Drum Roll* Insane! Stanley. Watch out Insane Narrator, look like Stanley finally has had it with your bullshit! >:)

Okay... you got my brain to work on this one I admit. so I made a "what if..?" situation for the occasion.

in that au, everything was going normal but as Walter rested the parable once again, there was a little bug that infected Stanley. it's like suddenly he became aware to another level. Walter did notice something being a bit odd, but thought it wasn't much... and he was so damn wrong. soon Stanley changed to a version of himself that was quite terrible. he acted like everything was fine in front of Curator and Timekeeper, only so he could isolate Walter and eventually manipulate him more easily. Walter did seek their help, but he was called a fool and mocked... even Tk, his best friend thought he was losing his mind. and it was probably the one thing that broke him. having only Stanley wiling to 'help' him, Walter gave in to this madness, to Stanley's pleasure.

going from that Stanley convinced Walter to kill the others so they could stay together, so Walter complied... now Stanley keeps Walter close to him at any given time, being the only one to 'help' his broken mind... in some way. 

yes, this variant of Walter doesn't have any control over his madness like the regular variant. the 'reverse' variant (if I can call it that) is like an injured puppy that only wants someone to take care of him, and that someone is Stanley!

once again, it's only a "what if..?" situation...

TW: under that is a Stanley with Scarifications and a box cuter + a soft blood warning with Walter!

the reverse is definitely worse than the og ahah

[veone]

holding my nephew giving him a lil kiss on his nose and talking about how much I love him and want him to be happy and how he ain't got no knee caps yet.

[kitcats-1-braincell]

Why is my cat like this (gonna turn these into isat characters hehehe)

The rest who won’t be turned into isat characters are under the cut!!

[ponyboyspepsi]

Other drawings i did i forgot to post (^3^)!

[beardedmrbean]

Swan couple reunited after one went to a treatment centre for some time

Peaches and Herb singing Reunited softly in the background