#b4tteri3 stuff

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I can’t think of anything NSFW atm (since I’m recovering myself from being sexually repulsed) but thinking about the fact that nudity is considered a symbol of purity. So it would be funny if Batter just changed his tunic in front of Zach without realizing that it was considered obscene to be naked (as long it’s just Zach and Batter are the only one in the same room)

Batter would be feeling suspicious everytime Zach just smirks at him while he change his uniform

{ ooooooo this is really good }

{ I think B4tter is unaware of modesty since he's not bound by society conventions. like sometimes if you walk in on you changing he'd just stare at you before going back to changing }

{ he'd need to buy new tunics eventually, though there's not exactly a changing room in Z4chs shop. but B4tter despises loose clothing, and who cares if the merchant sees? so when it's just the two of them on a slow day, B4tter just takes off his tunic to try it on. }

{ and this happens a lot since B4tter is pretty oblivious. but boy is he good looking. sweaty muscles, smooth skin, and plenty of alluring scars. dude's no model or anything but Z4ch starts to be a bit more excited to stock up on clothes.}

{ B4tter doesn't know why he hears that annoying chuckle whenever he tries on something. at least Z4ch gets to enjoy the view while he can before B4tter gets a hint }

{ also I wish you a good recovery!!! }