#baconbits

[itsbaconbits]

I am freaking in love with the new game Palworld. This is my Chillet Named Tundra who I love so so much. It is just a pretty game, and I am having so much fun with it <3

So you can probably expect more fanart of it in the future lol

[gothamghostwhispers]

[video of Selene being pet while the audio says “that’s a good kitty I say as I pet on kitty”

The scene switches to a video of Selene walking around with Baconbits the isopod following her “No, I’m evil kitty, said evil kitty” the audio says as Selene walks into a shadow on the wall and poor Baconbits, unable to follow, bonks into the wall]

[newwavecrashing]

This bacon cheeseburger salad is a tasty keto-friendly take on a regular cheeseburger. Plus all your favorite burger toppings, like bacon bits, cheddar cheese, seasoned ground beef, and more. It comes on a bed of fresh lettuce. With a tangy sugar-free dressing on top, it's a tasty and filling low-carb meal that can be eaten for lunch or dinner.

Ingredients: 1 lb ground beef. 6 slices bacon, chopped. 4 cups lettuce, chopped. 1 cup cherry tomatoes, halved. 1/2 cup shredded cheddar cheese. 1/4 cup diced red onion. 2 tablespoons dill pickles, chopped. 1/4 cup mayonnaise. 2 tablespoons sugar-free ketchup. 1 tablespoon mustard. Salt and pepper to taste.

Instructions: In a skillet over medium heat, cook the chopped bacon until crispy. Remove from the skillet and set aside. In the same skillet, add the ground beef and cook until browned and cooked through. Season with salt and pepper to taste. In a large mixing bowl, combine the chopped lettuce, cherry tomatoes, shredded cheddar cheese, diced red onion, and chopped dill pickles. In a small bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, sugar-free ketchup, and mustard to make the dressing. Add the cooked ground beef and crispy bacon to the salad bowl. Drizzle the dressing over the salad and toss to combine. Serve immediately, garnished with extra shredded cheddar cheese and diced red onion if desired.

Maris

[gothamghostwhispers]

Yeah, they guard the bus

Well baconbits is just there to occasionally hang out and be cute but the others are there to guard the bus

perks of having a mage bf?

I get to drink mystery juice on his dresser when nobodys looking.

[duchess-of-dilemma]

Artem pulls up to the curb in front of where Autumn is at the phone booth in Beaus beaten up car. Baconbits can be seen peering out of the passenger seat

( @gothamghostwhispers )

Autumn had been leaning against the payphone, it felt like days before she heard a car pull up next to her. She wearily picked her head up and sighed as she hoisted herself up.

She really wasn't kidding when she said she was covered in blood. It looked like someone had tripped and doused her with a bucket.

Her whole demeanor changed as she saw baconbits, but the energy was quickly lost as she winced in pain. Autumn clumsily limped to the car.

[mangabirdao3]

My first Reed900 omegaverse!

EclatdeNoisette: Your story is amazing, I loved it! It's exactly what I needed from a DBH omegaverse and I'm glad it's a happy ending.

baconbits: This is such a great fic. Your writing style is amazing. Definitely one of my favorite reed900 fics on here, and I've read a load!

ThisisAma: 👀‼️ Ooh I like what youve done with the gender dynamics, but also loving Nines and Gavins dynamic as partners!

Thank you for writing darling, excited for more ♥️🙌🏻

Nines stalked into the observation room with clicking steps, doing a good job of hiding his displeasure. Reed didn’t have to wonder if his partner had turned off his facial muscles. He knew. Nines’ pale skin was completely relaxed and neutral as he stepped into the room, bringing with him the deep scent of sawn metal and gunpowder. Reed huffed out a breath, trying not to let his omega hormones rise to it. It wasn’t Nines’ fault he was frustrated, and hormones were harder to control than physical muscles. He was an alpha, and he was furious. His alpha was furious. The scent wrapped and twisted around Reed’s senses, flooding the space with heat. He closed his eyes, pushing down the shudder churning through his stomach as his omega writhed in discontent.

“What now?” Miller asked with a tired sigh as he leaned back in his chair, unbothered by the pressing scents. Nines was the most intimidating alpha they had. If he couldn’t make the alpha in there crack, then they were sunk. Well, they would be without their secret weapon, Reed thought with a hint of smugness. He twisted his seat towards Miller, leaning back with a cocky air as he uncrossed his legs. He could sense Nines’ frustration as his tall figure stalked across to the wall silently, sharp silvery blue eyes glaring at him. He almost seemed resentful as Reed quirked his lips.

“What do you think?” Reed retorted as he got to his feet and shrugged out of his jacket, leaving the brown leather tossed carelessly over the back of his chair. He felt tingles of anticipation running up and down his arms as his skin cooled. He wasn’t close to his heat, but his scent was still alluring to alphas at the best of times, and he’d spent a long fucking time learning to use it to his advantage. His omega perked up as he coaxed and released his scent. Miller didn’t even register the almost sickly sweet scent of cinnamon and coffee, nor did he pay any particular attention as Reed stripped off his long-sleeved navy top. He was a beta. He could smell Reed’s omega hormones, but they had no effect on him. Nines, on the other hand…Reed could feel his sharp silvery eyes on him, glaring as they traced his soft pale flesh.

“Using a little omega persuasion?” Miller asked cheekily, his tone suggesting he was unsurprised and somewhat impressed. This was an alpha’s job, through and through. The best officers were alphas. The highest ranking officers were alphas. All except for Detective Reed. Around fifteen years ago, Reed had been the first omega in the DPD. He’d gotten threats. He’d been dominated. He’d been used, but he’d also worked hard and proven he was an excellent officer, despite the setback of being an omega. He took shit and gave it back so well that even the most dominant alpha officers had given in to his charm and wiles.

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[bugboi-of-gotham]

“Beau…? You alright in here love bug?”

Artem wanders into the lab, looking for their spouse holding a water bottle in hand.

Beau is on the floor, cuddling and cooing at baconbits

"Chunkuy chunky baby bowling ball"

Bacon bits looks up pleading

[duchess-of-dilemma]

@bugboi-of-gotham

a herd of dairy cow isopods grazing the great green meadow 🌱

[berkian-in-gotham]

[A large isopod scitters by being chased by someone in a strange looking helmet...it looks like a giant wasp head with a digital display in the eyes]

"Dammit baconbits get back here!"

Hiccup blinks in genuine confusion at the creature skittering by, eyes narrowing at the- person?-chasing after it. The words sooth a worry within him before he speaks up.

“Need any help?”

[naughtypiggygirl]

Figured it was about time I do one of those cute fashionable pinned posts to let everyone know kinda who I am and what my deal is, so, hi!

There's six of us in here and counting: Trixie Jubilation, Zelda Jubilation, Hellion Jubilation, Ghostmetal Jubilation, Baconbit or Bait Jubilation, and Dream, who is decidedly *not* a Jubilation sister. As a whole, call us Jubi or another cute nickname of Jubilation, as well as using she/her pronouns unless you have been personally granted the privilege of using it/its. We collect genders, and have accumulated many exotic ones such as "slime" and "clown" and "ghost" and "pig" and "cartoon" and "haunted theme park" and "hacked nintendo console" and "melted gummy worms" and "mommy" and "loli" and "bimbo" and "slut" and "other", but by far the one we have the most copies of is "girl"!

This blog is mostly for horny shitposts and occasionally very hot pornography, and very scarcely, if you are lucky, you may also be granted the fortune of seeing my tits. I don't really tag posts for blacklisting/sorting reasons, so I don't recommend following if you're triggered by the kinds of things I post about, including but not limited to: incest, ageplay, cnc/rape, intox, snuff, humiliation, big tummy, girl stink, robotfucking, plushiefucking, syscest, earfucking, corruption, piss, hypnosis, furries, ferals, and florets!

I follow and like from my main, @homeschool-winner. If you are a trans woman (or enby) and you like my posts and want to flirt and make out and stuff (many such cases), my DMs and askbox are always open! If you are anyone and you like my posts and want to send me money so I can pay bills and buy nice things and stuff, cashapp is $ZeldaJubilation and ko-fi is https://ko-fi.com/mysjubilation.

Oh yeah and you can also check out my girlfriendaughter's blog @aberranttree!! I adore this beautiful girl so much! 💖

[nailgunstigmata]

its important to me that people know that i dont just hate on mac in the new seasons when hes weird looking i actually hate on all macs. if i saw season 1 twink mac i would skin him and make myself a nice handbag and then throw the handbag away because it smells like baconbits

[itsbaconbits]

CREMIS IS SO LARGE

AND EEVEE IS SO SMALL

SO

I just need more fluffy poof poof in my life please and thanks

[gothamghostwhispers]

The try to shoo the big bug away, not wanting to draw attention to themselves

Under the cover of darkness the young Artem is sneaking out of their room and into the library in search for books on how to preform an exorcism.

[i-amsoup]

Y’all got spamton??

Nah we’ve got baconbits

[rotten-ash]

(So Abby's domain's Malkavian Primogen has a blog now, played by Baconbits (Franz / Thomas mun) )

[duchess-of-dilemma]

Of the isopods, baconbits is the best snuggler

I should make a teir list