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Poor Sammie played literally his first gig and immediately got the worst fan to ever exist
#hall of infamy#horror movies#sinners 2025#sinners spoilers#sinners#you think stans are bad. at least they aren't obsessive 1300 year old vampires who don't seem to know what 'no' means
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MC: Cat McKenzie
The A Cat McKenzie Novel has 5 books, this is its first. With a typical reading time of 3h13m and 230 pages. One ought to be entertained for the afternoon when you can't have a siesta. So, let's see how things go in the next paragraph, the real review. However know that I managed to read this book while sustaining a hell of a allergic reaction with a sinus attack on the side; so, if the review feels like dread all over, it's because it leaked into my writing.
And entertained I was. Cat is human (ish, I think). She's a cop transferred to the supernatural unit, and damn, her partner is sex on legs (aka Incubi). The poor girl is a literal ignorant on the matter of supernaturals, like us readers, so, you'll have to hitchhike a ride with her while solving one problem and finding more when available. You'll go to kickboxing classes and a lot of hospital visits, a magical sword following you around, and the promise of a romance with the partner. But alas, let's allow the main character open the puzzle created for her while we read some written words on that matter. Also, please enjoy the sarcasm, which was lovely, and the sense of humor, which will make you jet through the pages on a Sunday afternoon.
And yes, damn, one more book marked as to-read. My poor damn wallet.
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You are my affliction 🪻
Prints!
#art#artwork#artists on tumblr#fanart#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#count orlok#orlok#ellen hutter#ellen#nosferatu fanart#digital art#ellen nosferatu#vampire aesthetic#lily rose depp#bill skarsgård#nosferatu art#robert eggers#horror art#thomas hutter#professor albin#this isnt the usual color palette i use but i wanted to go for a more gothic vibe#also lily rose depp was wonderful its too bad her face is extremely hard to draw for some reason LOL#lilacs#nosferatu film#nosferatu 2024 fanart#vampire#vampyr
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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool
#danny phantom#danny fenton#sam manson#theres some ocs#college au#sam’s goth book club#i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college#the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird#nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist#ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter#stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall#danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too#for credibility#too bad the goths wanted vampires#moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though#he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage#he probably knows more people number wise#but has less friends than sam#Tucker has a thriving social media life#but doesn’t get out much#hence that technus comic#can’t believe I finished this#lit took a whole ass week#hahahaha
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My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.
Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.
And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.
the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.
He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.
Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!
Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through
He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'
I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.
#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#armand#daniel molloy#akasha#iwtv spoilers#iwtv season 3 spec#interview with the vampire#iwtv#claudia iwtv#do you think it has occured to him to follow up on why Real Rashid and Talamasca were in his house? no hes redecorating!#and taking back his ex#and this is not weak or bad writing btw Louis cares about 2 maybe 3 people and does not particularly Like being a vampire#this is all very In Character its just also so funny in a protagonist#1k#5k#10k#15k
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dreamstat + appearing whenever louis gets the ick
#barely balthasar kills me every time louis you are so bitchy i love you so bad#my beautiful gorgeous princess with many disorders <3#interview with the vampire#iwtv#jacob anderson#sam reid
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Louis and Claudia, dancing in the sunlight
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#my art#fanart#amc iwtv#claudia#iwtv claudia#claudia de lioncourt de pointe du lac#iwtv louis#louis de pointe du lac#im sorry if the quality is bad#Its my first time posting on here#I love them so much im gonna faint#son argentinos y peronistas#I got inspired by @cruelnemothesis
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#and daniel would be mean about it#iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv fanart#armand#louis de pointe du lac#iwtv claudia#lestat de lioncourt#if something is working...#i watched the 1994 movie with my friends the other day and it was bad im sorry no hate to those who like it but it was something#but louis did set 3 houses on fire in the film
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I've started a new Challenge! It's on my personal account so it won't be found on Streams. (Of which I'm still having Technical Difficulties on.) Meet my Asylum Challenge main sim Alice Farr. And the first Casualty... (Not Alice Farr) the only Vampire. She decided to step outside... probably to talk to themselves or their imagined friends.
Let me share a little bit about the challenge now. It's Author is Jovanna and I found it on SnootySims.com . I personally liked bits of the rules from all three levels of difficulty, so i combined them how I like and added a butler suite... I can almost afford one! The rules I am following are as Below...
Starting Funds: 100 Aspirations: 3 Work: All (Main sim any career/others Criminal) Outside: Gate open 7AM-5PM / Outings 9AM-3PM Services: All Furniture: 6Bed/2Bath (Butler suite), 8 Seats, 1 PC & 1 TV, 5 Skill Building Objects
Then I made a holiday for every Tuesday simply named Outing with the Travel selection and a day off work. So every Tuesday we go out all together, this first Tuesday we went to the Park! I'm thinking the Gym or Library for the next Tuesday.
I forgot to mention that I am in Willow Creek near the Goth's. And I found my Asylum on the Gallery and just altered it slightly to fit my needs and wants. It's by GingerSnapSim and is based off of EnglishSimmer's Asylum.
I think that's all for now, I'll update if something happens or I complete an Aspiration.
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louis de pointe du lac got these men acting unwise
#armand's ancient ass was particularly bad for this in the paris arc#louis de pointe du lac#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#loumand#loustat#loudaniel#edits
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#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#sam reid#iwtv spoilers#*#the way he laughs here cracked me up#yeah we should feel bad for armand *laughs*
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in paris you gotta sleep with one eye open
#she smoked too tough. her swag was too different. her bitch was too bad. they’re gonna kill her#kaitsart#gif#interview with the vampire#interview with the vampire 2022#interview with the vampire fanart#iwtv#claudia de pointe du lac#claudia iwtv#delainey hayles#fun fact i actually finished this yesterday but didnt wanna double post lol#no one point out the eensy weensy mistake i’m not fixing it 😔😔
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I love this book to death, so here's some things I noticed <3
#hyde being short is quite possibly my favourite thing ever#this isnt me jabbing at the takes that stray from the book#just btw XD#i think thats a big reason why i love it so much is that theres a WEALTH of inspiration that can be taken from the jekyll and hyde trope#theres so much out there i love#that being said#ive been buzzing about jekyll n Hyde recently because of this game that blindsided me with a jekyll n hyde trope#its always fun seeing it out in the wild#as seldom as that is LMAO#if anyones curious though its called vampire therapist and its a character named dr drayne#very cute and very fun game 💕💕#jekyll and hyde#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde#dr jekyll#mr Hyde#also talking about blindsided by gothic lit blorbos#saw an animated Jekyll and hyde movie at the DOLLARSTORE for 5 smackaroos#easiest 5bucks i ever spent#literally the funniest shiy ive ever seen highly recommend watching it pals#its also on youtube for free and its in that so bad its good category for me
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Nosferatu (2024): Monster Fucker phsycic girlie pop's ex-situationship won't leave her alone after she marries a normal guy
#nosferatu#vampires#plague#i feel bad that her friends entire family got wiped out because her demonic ex wouldnt just buy her flowers like everyone else#spoilers#nosferatu 2024
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Fangs out. Crying. Panting like he ran a marathon. Rubbing Dreamstat's cheek and resisting the urge to bite him. Never before have we seen such an insane display of yearning and longing.
#he wanted that imaginary cookie so effin bad#jacob anderson the actor that you are#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire#iwtv#loustat#louis de pointe du lac#jacob anderson
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