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I'm healing while your baldness is rich with nuance in part 48/???
#f1 memes#carlos sainz#oscar piastri#carcar#baldpine#franco colapinto#jack doohan#flavio briatore#he's here too i guess#this wouldve been funnier at the start of the season#max verstappen#fernando alonso#gabriel bortoleto#nico hulkenberg#gabico#bortohulk#the modern mans yaoi of choice#george russell#valtteri bottas#alex albon#charles leclerc#charlos#lando norris#norstappen#the kind of things he says casually in front of god and zak brown#norstapia#to me#f1#f1 textposts#f1 x internet
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Bestie reacting to the photo of baldpine on the red carpet

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Franco getting more screen time than jack in the bts video is diabolical
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the end of baldpine 😔😔 I’ll miss the nepo baby

(fyi this isn’t hate to franco)
#f1#formula 1#alpine f1#baldpine#jack doohan#franco colapinto#bald and beautiful#omg 😣😣😣#STOP DO NOT CLICK ON BALD AND BEAUTIFUL
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hear me out...baldpine talked to sebastian stan and convinced him to go bald
I pray to the lord that this is untrue 😭😭 I’m never gonna recover from my baby being bald
#asthmatic posts#asthmatic yapps#sebastian stan#baldpine#thank u for the ask#sry this took so long 🫣#I def didn’t forget abt it 😭😭😭
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wait okay i get it the lineup consists of baldpine plus two of the most talented rookies? is that it flavio?

2025 drivers. Franco Colapinto, Pierre Gasly, Jack Doohan and Paul Aron posing for the official BWT Alpine F1 Team photos of 2025 (Alpine F1 Team)
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so about that f1 75 show huh. part 42/???
#f1 memes#f1 75#charles leclerc#jack whitehall#he is sooo tired of being sexualised#lando norris#max verstappen#modern day nsync guess which one is gay#george russell#kimi antonelli#andrea kimi antonelli#fernando alonso#pierre gasly#jack doohan#baldpine#abbi pulling#of f1 academy fame#f1 academy#i cant imagine max being like. good at therapy. idk#f1 x internet#f1 textposts#f1#chabortion#almost forgot to tag that lmao
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KIMI ANTONELLI CUT HIS HAIR? jesus did not die on good friday for this! also the disease of white men getting egregious haircuts exactly when their hair is perfect needs to be Stopped.
#kimi antonelli#f1#formula 1#formula one#oscar piastri#fck it we adding baldpine#pierre gasly#jack doohan
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First it was Pinkpine now it’s Baldpine
Aerodynamic wise, alpine said as a reason to chop their hair off and why do I fw with it 💀
#formula 1#f1#jack doohan#jd7#pierre gasly#pg10#alpine f1#alpine racing#Baldpine is the duo name now#for the meantime as their hair is buzzed#or buzzcutpine you choose
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Baldpine could be a good name for this pair
“baldpine isn't real they can't hurt you”
meanwhile alpine:

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just now realized alpine dropped abbi and immediately picked up a guy who's racing in the same series she is. what's the logic for sacking abbi then?
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saying this with as much affection as i can but jack reminds me of a naked mole rat
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Franco is finally back ↩️Jack is back as a reserve (probably like for 5 races until Spa-Francorchamps I think 🤔), Flavio probably planning another devious plan like crashgate or being a fucking criminal, Colapinto fans rejoice, some take a step too far by being weird and disgusting in the comments section (You win guys okay, stop being weird now pls 😭), and also some weirdos using crashes in Brazil 2024 to hate on Franco, then racism and xenophobia everywhere in the comments 😬. THANK GOD OSCAR DODGED A BULLET, HOPEFULLY PAUL MOVES TO ANOTHER TEAM SINCE HE HAS NO SAFETY NET WITH OLLIE OAKES OUT OF THE PICTURE 🥹🙏🙏🙏. I hate being a fan of this sport, but that's how it is 🥲
(I'm literally crashing out this please this a cry for help 😵)
#alpine formula 1#bwt alpine f1 team#alpine f1#flavio briatore#anti flavio briatore#jack doohan#franco colapinto#paul aron#save urself while u can paulito 😭#oscar dodged a bullet with this one#justice for jack#no more baldpine 😭#im crashing out help 🫠#formula 1#f1#thank the lord Abbi Pulling is outta there too 🥰#nina gademan praying 4 u girl to get out too 🙏
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crying why do they look like that

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JACK DOOHAN PLEASE HOLD STRONG 🙏🙏
#i cant believe flavio tonya harding’d the team principal …#my baldpine besties please stay safe 😢#bwt alpine f1 team#jack doohan#f1
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