#barely functional being

[onceuponaweirdo]

hey google, how do you human

[sabh0]

shitpost bc apparently doing the requests isn't working against artblock, sorry chuuya is currently searching for his hat

[choccy-milky]

sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )

[itz-pandora]

Doomed Sonadow AU (14)

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How do people write romance,,,,

[shrimsour]

Fallen star

"I pleaded with the starry sky."

"For once I was the one being teased."

I like giving soundtrack to art I make :] ⬆️

Usually based on what I was listening in the background and or the feel I want the artwork to give.

[moashdeservedbetter]

It's difficult for me to understand how much Fitz gets thrown under the bus--especially in Royal Assassin--while the Fool is just presumed wiser and more benevolent. The Fool may have a crush on Fitz by then, but he loves King Shrewd wayyyy more and it shows. The Fool is like, why ever don't you personally see to it that Shrewd is taken care of and wait on his many needs even though you've raised this issue with Chade multiple times and you have extremely little power over the situation? As if King Shrewd is a benevolent figure in Fitz' life. Considering that Shrewd probably gave Fitz away to Regal so that Fitz could *die,* and considering that Shrewd very nearly had Fitz killed as a young child, and considering that Shrewd is singlehandedly responsible for taking every kind of agency away from Fitz (making him become an assassin, making him court Celerity, dictating his many assignments) I think Fitz loves Shrewd a damned lot. And yet the Fool has the gall to repeatedly guilt trip Fitz about King Shrewd, EVEN IN THE VERY CONVSERATION where Shrewd pointedly reminds Fitz that if he was "dismissed," he might have made sure Fitz never grew up at all. wtf man. The Fool looks up at Fitz with tears brimming his eyes in this look of huge betrayal because Fitz has been avoiding Shrewd, who has decided that Fitz--who does not get any of the deference of being royal--has to wed Celerity (a fourteen year old girl he had to politely interact with on an assassination mission for Shrewd). The Fool is hardly there for Fitz during hard times (like? Almost never besides the time Galen tries to kill him, and then just to lead Burrish there?) and ALSO the Fool basically told Fitz to consummate his relationship with Molly in his song (something like "you hold back your passions when you should be consummating them instead?), and then his big personal reveal is "hey! The whole Fate of the World rests on your shoulders and I'm going to use you to fix everything!" which actually *is* a wild thing to say in fact. Actually. And would terrify anyone. Honestly I just don't read the Fool as *actually caring* about Fitz very deeply on an emotional level during first era Buckkeep. Like he cares as the prophet, and he cares as a friend-ish, and he's probably developed some Feelings, but he doesn't really look out for Fitz beyond a tactical capacity. (Fitz, I think, looks out for the Fool rather more in that respect, and takes great care with what the Fool might be feeling and why. And he actually apologizes a few times). I guess half of what I'm feeling is that Fitz cares so much about people--even those he shouldn't care about (cough cough Shrewd, Chade after taking Nettle), and so many of his decisions come from trying to do the right thing while facing impossible choices. And he gives up so much in the way of personal justice (ie any reparations or safety or revenge concerning Regal). I just love Fitz. I really love Fitz. I think his choices make sense, given the experiences he's had and the information he's given and the options before him. And when the Fool loves Fitz, I love him too, but when the Fool sides with Fitz' oppressors and abusers (Shrewd, Chade in AQ) it hurts all the more because the Fool should be in Fitz's corner. When, at least in the first trilogy, the Fool just isn't. His first loyalty is always to something else (the Farseer throne and line, dragons etc) and in the first trilogy especially, he hasn't learned to try to balance that first loyalty with Fitz' needs and lived experiences. In fact in the first trilogy (or at least up through RA), he doesn't even seem aware that such a thing should matter much in the first place.

[wrongspacetime]

BOTTOMS (2023) | dir. Emma Seligman

[keydekyie]

local grump hides in hole

[veradune]

So I guess my mom just had to call an ambulance for my dad.

[fujii-draws]

Grovyle, Celebi, and Dusknoir creating the most intricate plan regarding the most appropriate time to meet Hero and Partner again in the present while they’re next to the Passage of Time. How they’ll explore the present first as a trio for a couple more weeks/months, have Grovyle and Celebi reunite with the two whilst also giving a Big Heads Up regarding Dusknoir; where they’d then go on to see whether or not they truly want him there, and take the necessary action based on their decision. (Whether it’s a unanimous ‘fuck no we don’t want him back’, 50/50, or completely okay with starting over.) Nodding in agreement towards the plan and stepping into the portal together.

They then proceed to immediately get spotted by Hero and Partner just relaxing on the beach.

[goomyloid]

Do you have a dream kriselle scene you would absolutely love to see in any of the upcoming chapters? Doesn't matter how realistic, just like, your most ideal as if you were being targeted specifically

firstly thank you for asking me this. This is like the number one question to ask me ever

secondly... i have some ideas, but theyre more of just vague interactions id like to happen rather than full blown scenes. also this will all be weird route. if that needed clarification . It is always weird route always

one of them, if im gonna skip ahead a little bit to the festival chapter, is i want kris and noelle to ride the ferris wheel together... ive said something similar in a previous post, but i think it would be a really dark juxtaposition to the ch2 ferris wheel ride with susie (if it happened, but im thinking it most likely didn't) where we're almost tying noelle down to stay with us, in reality with kris, in the top car of the ferris wheel, just like when they were kids. it might be an interesting commentary on giving in to nostalgia, returning to old times with kris by her side, and this time they're not leaving her... for better or for worse (shudder) (shiver)

i dont even know what would happen in there, maybe just the scene happening at all would be enough, or noelle can monologue or something and i have to drop everything and listen to her life changing lines. while kris is like... empty at that point. if they're already 'dissociating' in chapter 2, how much of them will be Left by chapter 5(?)...

the other is... well i keep saying to people "i hope kris and noelle die at the end of the weird route" and its not entirely a lie.... i have no idea what will actually happen at the end obviously, so maybe this would work for like, The One Ending being that Everyone Dies The End or some shit .... which i guess ties into it being targeted towards me? (NOT THAT I WANT THAT TO HAPPEN. I dont want my deltarune to die) but a story concept that always interested me is like, when things get so horribly bad that theres nothing left to do but abandon it (or perish). i guess kind of like the end of the no mercy route in undertale where the world gets completely erased because everyone's dead, but i also think of ghost trick where the "ending" (before the final scene/chapter) is so hopeless (sinking to the bottom of the ocean and everything) that the timeline is basically abandoned altogether.

i guess what im getting at is that it would be incredibly interesting if something similar happened with the end of the weird route, where everything is so irreversibly fucked up forever that there's no hope of fixing anything at all. its only then that -- and this is the part that's entirely tailored towards me -- it becomes hard to comprehend how bad things are, so your brain short circuits and settles on a kind of fuckedup contentedness with the whole situation. being happy to die at the end of the world if it's next to your best friend, bound together by the soul... aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. I started thinking too fsast and got nauseous . But when i say i want them to die together i ts like. that. there's nothing left for them here. bound together forever in death. tengoku he ikou tengoku he ikou

Iiuiuuuiooouohhhhh my god these characters. Sorry its hitting me all over again. clutching my head in pain ohhhhhhhhhh ohhhhhhh Oh i need the full game right now plea.we please

[stackslip]

what if i just cut myself from online except maybe discord. like the exam lockdown barely worked but what if i just cut myself and retreated in my room or better yet took a backback and ran away. what if the world stopped being so much and so loud. what if i ran off a cliff. what if things stopped happening. what if things werent the way they were

[cheesy-eyelash]

grian and the life series may be officially consuming my life. my recommended on every social media is predominantly them. less than 2 weeks into the year and i already rewatched the entier series (wildlife included) and listened to all the evil anvil "i turned [life series] into a song" mutiple times and they play in my brain on repeat. im craving a gem secret life re watch. ive watched grians phamso videos so many times and i want to watch them through again. im genuinly considering re watching the hermit tour. i want to insert these people into every conversation. and the snails? both life series and hermitcraft? dont even get me started on the snaails. this may genuinly be a problem like i have assignments to do and all that goes on in my brain is silly block people and their shinanigans.

[heyclickadee]

I know I’ve said this before, I just can’t remember if it was on here or on discord and I don’t feel like scrolling back through my posts, so: We got the full and complete journey

of the specific shipment of spice

that the Martez sisters were carrying around in season seven of The Clone Wars

continued over into The Bad Batch. Just because.

I really don’t think that we’re leaving Rex, Echo, the clones as a whole, or even Crosshair, Wrecker (or, yes, Tech) dangling forever.

[xoalsox]

missing out on the entirety of shinee day <- one of the worst things that could happen to a person (im the person. it happened to me)

[qoldenskies]

I literally read that kitten post and was like “Raph” then I scrolled down and saw you had thought the exact same thing LMAO

the way i saw that final rb to it and immediately hit the reblog button because RAPH!!!!!!!!! ITS LITERALLY HIM