#bblock

[pookapufferfish]

Woke up and thought I was okay mentally.

But then I saw a person I am scared of and my friends yelling their name happily and my one close friend who makes me feel better a lot of the time has to sleep.

I feel so tired, and this isn't helping. On the verge of a panic attack early in the morning sucks

[mcytanon]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: QSMP | Quackity SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gabi Cattuzzo | Bagi/Tina | TinaKitten Characters: Gabi Cattuzzo | Bagi, Tina | TinaKitten Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Age Regression/De-Aging, Cuddling & Snuggling, Implied/Referenced Suicide Summary:

Living may be hard, but for her, she can try.

Or:

Bagi doesn't know if she can make it through this year, but Tina makes her promise

[anniesimps]

Note bblock concert

Spoiler(?

Purple and king lol

[t4tails]

i always forget why i have the transformers tag bblocked until i try to look up pictures of tarantulas (the real actual animal)

[us-the-batfam-blog]

Lex luthor literally all the time

Lex is sitting in his chair looking at reports, he starts looking at a Superman report.

Lex: *mumbling* I must have his children..

Mercy: oh what is that ringing in my ears?

Lex: Shu shu, I’m just looking at this new blood analysis I just got back from Cadmus.

Mercy: whatever you say~

Lex: I can hear the sarcasm in your voice!

Mercy slams the door.

Lex: *ogles the report* oh wow, his cells can convert light and oxygen into energy? He has a blood type and it’s the same as mine of all things? his skin is incredibly refractive not even gamma or delta radiation can pass through it, how? No conclusions? Ugh.

Lex puts down the report

Lex: if I can’t be him I’ll make him in my own image.

Lex then concocts an utterly insane scheme to get proper genetic material from superman, which involves mechanical robot women, luthor being horny, all the while piloting a robot woman falling and miserably. he ends up just stealing his genetic material on a random occasion unrelated to anything.

Lex: I have it, proper genetic material!!! I shall have a piece of him soon.

Later

Lex: why the fuck is this not working *looking at the bizarro clones* they are almost pure kryptonian!

scientist: uh their genetic code is malformed they need something to stabilise it.

Lex: fuck it use my DNA, they'll be super smart that way.

Later again

Lex: well how did it go?

scientist: well we need a surrogate...

Lex: I'll just do it.

several months of lex being pregnant later and a cesarian

Lex: oh look.. wow. why is there 2 of them

scientist: uh I guess twins?

luthor: *holding baby match and Connor* fuck it, uh I'll name one KR and the other one KR 2 they match, well mostly? they look weird.

scientist: well it seems one has pigment loss while the other seems to have none of those problems. we will take the little one for more tests.

Lex: *holds baby Connor* Mercy! go get the camera I want a picture for my wallet like all those snobby parents!

a few months later

Lex: hey little guys, ugh your so weird.

Connor and match are play with blocks like normal babies.

Connor: *babbles* da.. mmm da. bblock!

Lex: *picks up Connor* that's right KR that's a block, your foolish brother can't even talk yet look at you! *bounces Connor on his lap*

Match stacks blocks

Lex: *sigh* why did I do this. this is slightly deranged. even for me.

Mercy peers through the door

Mercy: everything is deranged with you, I wouldn't worry.

lex: *lifts match into the air* well they are cute, super cute.

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[bettertwin1]

sleep or I’m unmooting you /srs

I almost bblocked yok imnhoinh to slepebrnb domnkebtalijhbpjpne asu

[v2isfuckingdead]

anyone wanna play touys witg me..

my touys.. abc bblocks,, we can spell "peepee" together..

come play trucks run over lego man witg me

[thereal-moonknight]

cell bblock tahgo y say??????????????? 🎹

someone was singing it here

[birdsagainsthumanity]

Well, @modmad made me cave and buy Great God Grove w some xmas money. gonna do some liveblogging and try not to ruin anything so bblock my #jay does ggg tag if you don't wanna see it!

fingers crossed this does not take out my bg3 obsession bc that would fuck me badly on creative work right now lmao

[mckorney]

KOYAAA! Advice. Pag may girl na naka-mu ka before if bblock mo ba sya or friendzone na ano gagawin mo? Or may gagawin ka ba? Bakit?

Wag mo nalang replyan. Hanggang mafeel nya na naghost na sya. Charot HAHHAA E di tell her na you’re not interested anymore, deserve naman nya siguro na malaman saka it’s a basic human decency duhhh 🙄🙄🙄

[apopcornkernel]

5 + 6 + 16 :]

5. song about sadness

胡夏的《那些年》……（流眼淚

它不一定是關於悲傷，可我每一次聽過這首歌我不得不哭一點

6. song about anger

啊……這個……如果説中文歌我沒什麽能作回答……

ngunit sa opm (original pilipino music), ang magiging sagot ko rito ay ang merry christmas i-bblock kita ni huhsmile!!

16. most poetic lyrics

依我看，陳婧霏的《消亡史》很有詩意！！也算她最厲害的歌！！！

來更加問吧，我一定不會咬你

[expressionless-fr]

"I tried to kill myself because of you !!" and. so what. what do you want me to do. cry? wail? say sorry? for something i didn't know and didn't encourage? for telling you my honest feelings about how you're annoying me and making me feel sick and angry?? for bblocking you because you don't shut up? because you can'tstop ruining my fuckin day?

get the fuck away from me.

[gayjermamexico]

if were mutuals and i. block u on accident pls tell me ob my other acc cus im bblocking these porn bots like its the fourth of july

[eternalrestingshrooms]

IM BACK AGAJN

IT BBLOCKED TUMBLER ON MY NEW PHONE, BUT DW MY MAMAS GUNNA FIX IT🗣️

[sunlitlemonade]

writing bblock

[wormbraind]

gouinisme: i'm joining the war against gay asterix and obelix on the side of gay asterix and obelix

wariocompany: i was going to bblock you but now i say yes absolutely join us

I swear to God if I had loads of money I would buy the biggest Blaze package they have and promote this image to the whole of France