#because i wanted to play...

[australet789]

Kidney pain is the worst pain ever

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care

[danceintheskies]

im goinfg to throw uup

[notebooks-and-laptops]

I'm being DEAD serious here guys. Make problematic ocs. I'm telling you. It's so much fun. And easier to get invested in them sometimes because they really STICK OUT in your brain. You fall in love with them.

For help developing problematic ocs try out these two methods

Method one: think of a problematic choice your oc will make. This could be; abandoning their children, killing a sibling, siding with the oppressor whatever. Work backwards from there. What are the implications of someone who would make that decision.

Method two: give them a motivation and work forwards from there. For example; they have the motivation to survive no matter what, they need to be the ruler of their society, they will not go against a specific religious/moral code etc. now make sure every decision they ever make is in line with that and crucially put things in their way that'll make them make fucked up decisions to get what they want.

Now! You have! A fucked up oc! And you will love them! I promise

[shblackwoodart]

idk why he's dying in a swamp don't ask me

[humming-fly]

was anyone gonna tell me shadow saved rouge's life in sa2 or was I just supposed to find that out playing the game myself

(this worked out as a rather fitting closer for the Final Day in Year of Shadow haha, hope ya'll have a fun new year! 🎉🎉🎉)

[fishbloc]

i made grumbot plushie sling bags, if you even care

[thimblings]

the kiss but make it spite x lucanis

[frownyalfred]

the humorous upside to Jason really doubling down on being the kind of Red Hood who is at best morally grey and makes a habit of chopping off heads and shooting anyone he doesn’t agree with is that he is 100% Batman’s obscenely scary dog. the second he puts that bat symbol on his chest it’s over, even if it’s a mockery or a message or whatever. Gotham’s underbelly shits their pants when they see Red Hood. and therefore, Batman — brutal as he is, but so much less lawless, in a way — is suddenly the nice cop in his own city. the city where he routinely cracks skulls, stalks targets in the shadows, and throws people off buildings to get information. Jason makes him the “easy” option in Gotham, and while I’m sure the whole Jason thing keeps Bruce up at night for other reasons, that must be so frustrating? here you have a little shithead upstart elbowing into YOUR city and breaking the rules and suddenly goons are being nice to you? or they’re acting out because they’re more scared of the “other guy.” only a father could love that kind of prodigal son without strangling him.

[evgar]

modern au in which:

lilia hires rio

rio falls for agatha (literally)

and agatha is... agatha

agatha - architect, late 20s

rio - landscaper, early 30s

[cidnangarlond]

[anna-scribbles]

emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

more:

[freeshephoun]

i just need everyone to know that ive created something beautiful

he is only 1 slab tall

[ashyslashyy]

[tubes-the-ann]

look, I'm asking the big questions here.

[dcxdpdabbles]

Duke: Oh, I got one: What's the strangest skill you had to learn for an undercover mission? The best one gets a point. Tim: Butter sculpting. Cass: Egg art. Jason: Heraldry Dick: Aeromancy Damian: Necromancy Steph: Matchmaking professionally. Duke: Wait, Damian, why did you need necromancy? Damian shrugging: I was trying to infiltrate a cult, but they caught on real quick when I failed to make my corpse rise. Duke: Okay, that's a good answer. Hmmm, this one is hard... I'll have to go with Matchmaking professionally. Dick: What?! I learned to tell the future by looking at cloud shapes! Duke: Sorry, it's just the idea of Steph attempting to find love for a stranger when her best relationship advice was always 'Go for it! ' Shake some ass! is hilarious to me. Steph: Ha ha! That's seven points for me! Damian: That is most upsetting. I thought my necromancy would truly win. Danny, please bring me some chocolate to ease my wounded pride. Danny as Phantom: Right away, my lord. Jason: What the hell was that? Damian: That was Danny. My ghost man servant. Tim: You're what!? Damian: Ghost man servant. I hired him during my necromancy days. Dick: I thought you said you failed at it!? Damian: I got better with study and hard work. Danny carrying a tray: Your chocolate, my lord. Would you like me to run you a bath after your game with your siblings? Damian: Yes, include the soap caryons. Your recommendation was a sound one: they truly made bath time far more enjoyable. Danny: Of course, sir. Damian: Where were we? Oh, yes, Richard, it's your turn to ask a question. Dick: That's good because I have many questions.