#because it's so fucking true. xD]]

[katyahina]

(Sorry I needed this meme to be posted separated from an ask)

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

You just know vampire discourse would be insane

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🧛‍♂️ dr.acula follow

Cannot stand these freshly turned vamplings pretending like it doesn't matter if you're drinking virgin blood or not. As if unpure blood doesn't literally weaken vampiric powers 🙄

🦇 baby-batz follow

Wait omg is this true??? Is this why I've been having so much trouble staying in bat form??

🧛‍♂️ dr.acula follow

If you can't control wolves with your mind or turn into ominous mist it's literally because nonvirgin blood is basically poison. Like yeah you can drink it if you're starving but why would you do that to yourself intentionally?

🦷 fang-fag follow

op doesn't know what they're talking about. The virgin blood thing was made up by a bunch of victorian prudes who only hated sex more than they hated women. the fact that op (who had already been a vampire for decades when the myth was started, if you believe their bio) should be Very telling.

🩸 blood-fan follow

People will try and tell you that there's something wrong with you if you vampiric powers don't come naturally to you, but it's literally fine. You have all the time in the world to figure yourself out. Literally. You'll get there I promise

🧛‍♂️ dr.acula follow

You're all degenerates undeserving of the gift of eternal life after death

🦷 fang-fag follow

Lmaoooo not op showing their whole ass! XD

💀 stake-my-heart follow

But what about the blood types thing? Couldn't this be like the blood types thing?

🦷 fang-fag follow

For the last time, feeling better after drinking blood of the same type (or compatable with the type) you had in life is a well documented scientific fact with actual evidence behind it. We know blood types are real and affect blood. Virginity is a made up social construct, which has absolutely no impact on blood at all. Red blood cells can't tell if you've fucked or not

🫁 childofthenight follow

op trying to find a tasty snack

[harmoonix]

Evening Astrology💜

✨️If everyone feels fucked up these days, an eclipse is coming very soon and at this point eclipses are more annoying than Mercury Retrogade. So things will go crazy ✨️ xd

Mercury in the 12th house natives can understand things that others don't, and that makes them more authentic

Mercury in Libra or Cancer can really understand how it feels to be the neddy of a person and, at the same time, trying to understand how relationships work

Because Venus is the most lustful planet, Venus in the 5th/7th/12th houses tend to really expose their desires pretty early in a relationship

Lacking earth placements in a chart can be an indicator for lacking stability, in all topics. I know how it is so bad, my only earth placement in my chart is my Capricorn Sun..Because planets are rarely in earth signs during January, so yeah, it makes sense 😭😭

Let's also talk about how Aquarius Risings can't do a proper 7th house persona chart since their 7th house is ruled by the Sun, which does not have its own persona chart. But it's fine because persona charts are something only pop astrologers use, we are safe from that shit

Have you guys seen that every time you have planets in transit with your 6th house, you tend to get sick or feel unwell? Especially if Mars transits your 6th house

Venus in the 10th house also Scorpio/Taurus/Libra in the 10th house tend to be sexualized a lot..at work, in the public...by strangers

Gemini Moons/Venus,are so good to hang out with like they have that type of good humor but also that chill in them. Appreciation to them

Mars is so harsh - talking in Gemini, since Mars is a violent planet and Gemini rules over the talking and communication can really create natives with more anger in their talk and may have a tendency to scream a lot same to Mars in the 3rd house

Sun/Moon/Rising in Taurus can be prone to be good financially , but if they are harsh - aspecting, they can get greedy about money

Sometimes, Sagittarius Placements will know the truth about a situation and will hide it from you until you see it with your own eyes. Well, unless Sagittarius Mars shows up

Lilith in your 10th house or Capricorn can have lots of family trauma especially with the father, I know some of them that have even been bullied or judged by their fathers

Cancer/Moon in the 7th house placements are so good if you are into those more sensible/soft/romantic/quiet partners applying to both genders

Gemini and Sagittarius will make their presence known in a group by talking the loudest 😭 especially screaming in your face!! I did hear youuuu

Mercury in Air signs, in my opinion, type messages so fast. Like you send them a message, they reply the next second.. I love faster replies too

Aquarius Venus,in a way like to maintain their relationship healthy/good because they don't really have time for all the drama

Venus in the 6th house can give a busy partner/overworking, you can feel like you spend less time together because of the work you do

Mercury trine/sextile/conjuct Sun opens the creative side of the native more easily when in square or opposite gives a stressful time for the native to find their creative side

You may not get along with people who have their LIlith sign in the same house as your SUN (Tested this for me is 100% true) Makes you total enemies, fighting to death

In a trio of friendship won't work if someone between you 3 has bad aspects to their 11th house ruler can be an indictor that may feel out of that friendship

Jupiter in the 1st house makes you to improve your knowledge over things, makes you wiser with the age, spiritual, empath (really depends on the Jupiter sign)

Sabrina Carpenter has a Libra mars, a good indicator that she can be really impatient with her lovers and relationships, she may also try to be the dominant one but may fail to do that

Neptune/Chiron/Saturn in the 1st house natives can often have skin issues, allergies, maybe even different skin conditions, sensitive skin placements

Mercury in the Aries/Sagittarius/Virgo/Scorpio/Capricorn tend to talk dirty a lot, especially if Mercury sits in their 3rd/7th or 11th houses of communication

North Node in your 1st house is such a self - discovery placement. You really need to discover who you really are. Without falling for what others say or think about you

Pluto in the 1st house natives these natives may often struggle with the control, even with taking control in their lives sometimes

Pluto in the 11th house, talks about really intense relationships with people within your friends group or whenever you meet someone. You just feel intense

I don't like how people talk about Sagittarius Venus, I heard people saying that is a bad Venus sign?? Well, it is ruled by Jupiter, so i do not consider this Venus specifically being bad, just like Pisces Venus.

Something very funny about Virgo Venus is that they won't show that they're in love unless the other person shows that. Is like they wait for the other person to say 'I love you' first

Mercury in the 6th/11th houses can be good activists/using their voice to help others, this like a collective helping placement

If you have your ascendant ruler in the sign of Pisces, you really tend to be an empath. This lover energy surrounding you

Harsh aspects between Lilith and Moon or Venus can indicate that the native may struggle to feel compassion/feelings/emotions sometimes

Sun in the 8th house can talk about knowing other's people secrets/privately knowing something good or bad about a specific person

Having North Node in the 3rd house can talk about having the power to adapt and change, and mental growth is important for them

Sagittarius Risings can sometimes be lucky without even realizing that. As a sign of them not paying attention to their luck

Ascendant square Venus can have a hard time to love themselves, which is totally fine because self-love should be learned step by step, not overnight

Having Neptune close to your Sun or Ascendant can make you to ignore your beauty/to make illsuions about it, soemtimes to create a dislike feeling. Everyone is beautiful in their own ways x Neptune is messing up with the mind sometimes

Having little to no aspects to your Midheaven can indicate struggling to find a career or a good job for you. Being indecisive about it.

🤎🍂 Hope you all have a beautiful evening x🤎

~Harmoonix 🤎🤎🤎

[mayhaps-a-blog]

Folks I just finished this week's episode and I loved it so much I have to talk about it

Unfortunately most of my friends aren't caught up so y'all are getting the unhinged rant instead XD Sorry not sorry

So interesting to see Gurathin's backstory, which we never get in the books - for any of them, really - which says so much about why he's been like that for the show!

And SecUnit being SO BAD at deescalation, like my dude, my gender-lacking guy, you are so awkward XD

And we got the monologue from the books about why SecUnit doesn't just walk off, which really does help say why it's sticking around (even if it's at least partially a lie, you could never abandon a client SecUnit and you know it XD ), like it has actually thought about this, you know?

And that final shot - that was SUCH a good shot, showing us the enemy SecUnit's face. That little reminder that we've mostly seen them as faceless constructs - that the PresAux team has only seen faceless constructs, look at the contrast in how they've dealt with LeeBeeBee's death vs. enemy SecUnit 1 at DeltFall and now - but SecUnit itself can never forget.

Everything Mensah, Arada, and Ratthi is arguing for, everything they're slowly convincing themselves is true about SecUnit, is ALSO true of the other SecUnits. They can see it as a person now, because it's talked to them, shown them its face, dealt with them in a human manner. But they still haven't reckoned with the fact that every other SecUnit - including the ones trying to kill them - are exactly the same.

Trapped in the same position. Forced to guard their stupid clients, follow their every stupid order. Forced into killing those clients, attacking PresAux, other SecUnits - things they never asked for.

They want to know if SecUnit feels regret? For killing LeeBeeBee? I don't know, do they feel any regret for killing the first SecUnit?

How could SecUnit feel regret? It was doing its job. It was being a good SecUnit. It's never been allowed to feel regret before.

Mensah's starting to get it - that mining drill comment was such a good line, and she's finally starting to think. And that realization, that start, is why we can see SecUnit starting to trust her - starting to listen to her, where it still can't deal with the others.

This show is SO FUCKING GOOD and I can't believe I need to wait a whole week for the next episode :'(

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

not allowed xviii, m | jjk

pairing(s): est. poly relationship – yoongi x reader x jungkook

summary: Jeon Jungkook surprises you with his presence and you surprise him with his dick in your mouth! Yippee! Wait, what?

warnings: rated M (18+) for language; JK and reader only; serious but also unserious XD; smut (fem reader, that sweet sweet bed blowjob); idol!BTS - Yoongi x reader x Jungkook; reader is JK’s noona; based on real time (after 2025.06.11) happy bts are free month!

been getting a lot of messages about sexing up the bunbun after his discharge lol

part of ‘not allowed’ series, but can be read alone. basic summary: your bf asked JK to fuck you, twice, and then on the regular. blue haired JK. 2021 YG birthday, ‘Butter’, wiyllt remix. new skill acquired, JK’s sheer pj punishment, 2021 JK birthday, during PTD in LA, 2022 HNY, 2022 YG birthday, PTD in LV, 2022 JK birthday; 2022 Christmas; before YG’s service; before JK's service

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“I think you’re bigger than I remember.”

“What’s this? You’re lighter than I remember.”

You smacked him in the shoulder. Wow and ow. “That just means you’ve gotten stronger.”

“Nuh uh. You haven’t been eating as well without me. You can’t lie to me!” And then he turned his pout into puckered lips and closed eyes. Well, partly. One of his eyes was cracked open to threaten you.

You laughed and tilted your head to kiss Jeon Jungkook.

This punk.

To be honest, you hadn’t expected him to drop by. He did spend a few short vacation days with you throughout the year and a half as well as calling you whenever he wanted to complain. Cutely, of course. He had never been truly gone, for you. So, you weren’t there at the moment of his discharge. It would have been a bad call. The crowd had been quite a lot despite the company’s reminders. Still, you could understand them wanting to express their love in the way that they knew how. You guessed the first place he would go after discharge would be the company building. Watched the live during work hours (still a rule breaker no matter how old you are, tsk tsk) and was happy to see the warm welcome he received with Park Jimin. He had had such a busy day and yet he took the time to invite himself over for the evening all the same.

“You’re not going live right away?” you had asked him in a surprised tone when he walked through your front door.

“Uh?! You don’t want to see me or something?”

“Hah, that’s not true,” you had chided to his fake angry expression. It was very cute. Maybe he wouldn’t make the best actor. Or would, depending on the role. “I thought you would want to hold one of your famous late-night-holding-ARMY-hostage concerts right away?”

“Ah…” Jungkook had let out a woeful sigh. “I don’t think my condition is good right now…” Press X to doubt. “I even had to put makeup on so I could look better for you.”

“You mean ARMY.”

“Same thing,” he had countered before freaking you out by quickly picking you up with no warning. He probably wanted to hold you by the ass to show off how buff his forearms are. Yup, he was flexing them against your thighs.

Well.

There was no choice but to be impressed and give him lots of kisses.

You pressed your lips against his temple and hugged him tight. As tightly as you could, like you would never let him go. Like you didn’t have to anymore. (Except when he went on tour.) You could tell he loved it because he was sniffing your neck and nuzzling and squeezing handfuls of your butt cheeks with even more force.

He whispered warmth to your skin. “I love you.”

There were many things to say but sometimes simple was best.

“I love you,” you breathed into his hair from the deepest part of your heart.

He kissed your neck over and over and prodded you with his nose like a giant golden retriever. Less wet nose, though. You appreciated that. “I missed you so much,” he sighed. “Every day, every hour, every minute, every second…”

Hold on. Where have you heard something similar? Hmmmmmmm.

You petted his short hair. You missed the fuzzy potato already. “Nah, you were busy every day. And you made so many new friends. You didn’t have time to miss me,” you joked.

Jungkook yanked his head from your hands to give you an aghast expression. “Excuse me? I missed my best friends.”

You blinked at him, steadying yourself with your hands on his shoulders. Your legs were still around his waist due to his death grip on your booty. Didn’t he hang out with Park Jimin every day? “You mean your members?”

He looked even more offended.

“What?”

He looked down. Pointedly. Jerking his chin firmly to the left and then to the right. You followed his gaze, confused. He did it again. You understood. Reluctantly. You raised your eyebrows. He ticked his head with a playful frown as if to ask if you were being serious about not picking up what he was putting down.

“My boobs are not your breast friends, Jungkook.”

He did not like that answer. “Uh, yes, they are.”

You burst out laughing as he began marching towards the bedroom. Well, some things change and some things stay the same. Maybe it was foolish to think so, but you hadn’t worried about him too much. He had those big sparkly peepers that made anyone want to help him. Plus, he was always resilient when faced with hardship. It was just that, sometimes, Jeon Jungkook needed to be reminded that being resilient didn’t necessarily mean he had to suffer alone. You hoped believing in him helped him believe in himself. At least a little bit.

He plopped you onto the bed. You bounced for extra dramatics.

“Oooh, what if you’re out of practice, nonna?” Jungkook teased, devious grin included.

“You are such a punk,” you scoffed, yanking him by the arm to tumble him into the bed with you.

It felt so, so good to laugh and banter with him once more, knowing the next time and the next time were sooner rather than later. You had never been sad in front of him these past eighteen months because you wanted him to recall the memories of you with a smile. It was only a small thing you could do at the time. If you thought about it too long, you would probably end up crying which was most certainly not the vibe right now. You could tell he thought the same too. His eyes shone like stars drifting in the sea. No, his smile was so much more important.

His smile and winning this wrestling match that was quickly becoming a naked wrestling match.

“You’re cheating!”

You wrapped his own t-shirt around his hand and pinned it to the pillows, cockily ticking your head at him. “Cheating? That’s you every episode of Run BTS.”

Jungkook gasped, affronted. “Nuh uh, that’s J–”

You prevented him from slandering his eldest hyung by placing your free hand on his bare chest, stroking his skin with your fingertips. Suddenly, no thoughts, apparently. You felt his racing heartbeat thudding against your palm. It seemed to finally occur to Jungkook that although for him it had been months, for you it had been far less. Days, even. His eyes shot to the left-side nightstand. There was a book sitting there. Like how a cat left their toys behind, Min Yoongi would leave his books on his preferred nightstand whenever he visited. He was trying to be less on his phone at bedtime. It worked. Sort of.

You also helped him in your own way.

You noticed Jungkook noticed. You began to slide down his body. Waited until he looked back to you curiously with wide eyes before smiling brightly. Precisely not what he wanted to see because he knew you were about to go crazy on him.

“Uh–”

You yanked down his boxer briefs and opened your mouth. There was quite a few things Jeon Jungkook could refuse. Really. Your blowjob was not one of them. Alas. It had been a while since you sucked his dick, sure, yet you remembered all the things he liked. You watched his chest rise and fall rapidly as you danced your hand down his abdomen, letting out a heavy, hot breath. Lower. He trembled under your fingertips. You traced his v-line, watching him closely enough for his cheeks to start turning pink.

You lowered your head, breathing over him.

He squirmed, impatient.

You smiled and lowered your gaze to get to work.

He was already halfway hard. You pressed your lips along the length, hearing his hiss of satisfaction above you. Curled your tongue against soft skin. Slick with saliva, flicking this way and that. More each time, feeling his pulse against your kiss. You patted your tongue along the curve of one of his balls and scooped it into your mouth, making him almost yelp in surprise. Contrasted the speed with gentle sucking and swirling tongue, moving from one to another with ease.

His cock smacked your upper cheek, leaving a wet smudge.

You ignored it.

Jungkook groaned your name in half eustacy and half agony.

You took your time. Increasing the pressure here. Balancing your teeth delicately there. Alternating between sucking and kissing and licking, avoiding the impatience hitting you in the face (heh) until you heard a whine escape between heavy breaths. You chuckled with both of his balls in your mouth. He shook his fast at you in your periphery. Very threatening. Still, you decided to have mercy, just this once.

In one smooth motion of arcing tongue, you switched from his balls to swallowing his entire cock.

Lips down to the base. You heard Jungkook choke your name and he was probably looking down trying to figure out how you did that. You simply relaxed your lip muscles and kept tongue-to-skin contact from balls to shaft to head and then moved down. Slightly easier when he wasn’t fully hard yet, although it was becoming more difficult because he was getting twitchy and harder in your mouth.

“You’re showing off,” Jungkook complained in pout.

“Mmmm,” was the best you could manage with a mouthful of his dick. The message was clear though. Yup, I am, and you can’t do anything about it. And then you started deep-throating. Naturally. One hand on each side of his hips, relaxing your throat, and, using gravity to your advantage, dropping down before sliding back up, tightening your lips around the head before gliding back down. The trick was not too tight but not too loose either. With every moan, you felt him throb inside your mouth. You tipped your head forward slightly to avoid your teeth while going deep. He was not making it easy.

Ah, well.

You tapped a palm on his hip as a warning.

“S-Sorry, sorry…” His voice was rough, breathless. “Just feels so good, so… aah…”

He tried to keep his back flat against the bed as you continued building the pace low and slow. Savoring everything about him. His scent, his taste, his sound. You shifted your tongue at a different angle, changing the simulation, differentiating the pressure to barely tighten your lips under the base of the head with a slick pop before going down to squish him into the back of your tongue. The swollen tip was stretching the back of your throat, filling the narrow space. You had to raise the roof of your mouth to accommodate. From the pitched tone of his moans, it seemed Jungkook was very much enjoying your internal gymnastics.

Tongue technology, some might say.

You remained focused so as to not get distracted. He kept gasping your name just a touch breathlessly in that needy tone of his. It wasn’t intentional but it made your blood tingle and your heart pound. That, or because it was a little difficult to breathe right now. You could vaguely sense your arms prickling from the repeated motion. And the lack of oxygen. You ignored it, listening, hearing Jungkook’s low shudder, feeling his hips lock before, “I’m gonna cum, fuck, f-fuck–”

You stopped, all the way down.

His body flinched and cum gushed into your throat, the taste stronger with every pulse. Hot, strong, seeping. Was it selfish to be feel such satisfaction as you felt his cock shivering against your tongue? There was something so addicting about it. So exhilarating. So perfect. You held him in a suspended sleeve of warm wetness. As the shaft softened, you constricted, keeping the same level of pressure even as he came down from the high.

As a result, he stayed hard.

You licked up, making sure not to drip any precious cum, and swallowed. Ah. Delicious.

“Noona, please…” He sounded exhausted. “Why’d you go all crazy…?”

“You didn’t like it?” you asked casually, licking around him.

“I liked it too much,” Jungkook complained. “Now I’m sleepy…”

“Oh no,” you hummed. “The military put you on a human morning schedule instead of your degenerate night schedule.”

“Nrgh…”

You could tell you were losing him though. Pillow-less, the maknae of BTS was passing out with his underwear still halfway down his legs. Sigh. You chuckled and got up to get a damp towel to wipe him down before drying him off with a fresh one. Best take off what little makeup he has on, too. There, there. Sweet dreams, my darling.

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[ivyyisbored22]

𝐑𝐢𝐛𝐛𝐨𝐧—𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘨 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘹 (𝘧𝘦𝘮) 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

A Stray Kids one shot

Synopsis: Chan came back to Australia for his vacation and he's spending all his time with you. After a cute date he planned at the lake, the two of you went to his place.

Warning: Smut🔞 Explicit content. Oral (both f & m receiving), doggy, fingering [Chan makes the reader touch herself],unprotected sex, pussy slapping, multiple orgasms, dirty talk, size kink(?), name calling (slut) and pet names (baby, sweetheart).

Minors do not interact!!!

Note: This my second Chan smut draft I wrote and published on Wattpad 2 months ago. (It didn't do well xD), so I rewrote it and added a few more things.

(I require a tank of holy water after this LMFAO)

If this isn't your thing, you're more than welcome to skip it. Reblogs, likes, comments and feedbacks are always appreciated.

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Chan was back home to Australia for his vacation and ever since he returned, he has been spending a lot of time with you, his long distant girlfriend.

The two of you always caught up over Facetimes and calls, but having him back home feels so good for both you and him. Chan missed you so much that he wanted to make up for all the lost time.

From early morning walks along the beach to late-night drives under the starry sky, every moment felt like a dream come true. You both explored your favourite spots, revisiting old memories and creating new ones. There was something magical about being physically together, holding hands, and sharing laughter without a screen in between.

After the best date ever, watching the sunset while he played the guitar for you alongside the lake, the spot where the two of you had your first date, Chan took you back to his place to spend the night with him.

Which of course you agreed.

The two of you binged horror K-Dramas the whole time but mostly just Chan stealing moments when a zombie was chasing a group of students or when it jumped on the screen. You missed half of the best parts because Chan wouldn't stop kissing you or putting his hand up your T-shirt, cupping your boobs.

You were more than thankful that his parents were out of town for 2 days. If they catch the two of you in their living room, seeing their son putting his hand up his girlfriend's shirt without a worry in the world, you'd bury yourself alive 6 feet below the ground.

And it's not like you haven't met Chan's parents before. Back when you started first dating and Chan introduced you to his mom and dad, they were thrilled. They loved you so much and treated you like their own daughter. Daughter in law soon according to Chan's dad. He never fails to keep saying that, it makes your cheeks flush everytime.

The two of you were in Chan's living room, the latest horror K-Drama playing on the TV. Your eyes were fully paying attention on the screen, but Chan wasn't interested at all. What was going on in his head was to kiss and make out with you. If possible to just fuck you right here on the couch while the K-Drama played.

But that will be a bad idea since his sister or brother could walk through the front door at any moment.

"Why do you like to horror stuff if the tiniest thing scares the hell out of you?" Chan asked with his brows furrowed as you flinched hard when monster came out of no where.

"It's not for the enjoyment, it's for the adrenaline rush" You cupped his cheeks with both your hands making him pout causing a burst of laughter to escape from your lips.

You should do that more often.

"I don't get what goes in your mind love. But as long as you are happy" He scooped his hand around your waist, his hand inside your shirt, pulling you closer, burying his face in your neck and shoulder.

You have to admit, you loved the way he's clingy with you more than the K-Drama playing on the TV or any damn thing in the world.

I mean how could you not?

"Baby..." Chan hummed in your neck that caused you giggle, it was one of your tickles spots.

"What do you want Channie?" You cooed. Of course you know what he wants but seeing him beg for your attention made you feel so satisfied.

Chan kissed and sucked on your neck in response, it caused you to inhale a long breath. Your fingers ran through his hair as he continued kissing your neck, his grip slowly tightening on your waist, stroking his thumb on your skin.

You finally gave in for what he's been trying since the time I came to his place, switching off the TV and turning your head towards him. Chan grinned mischievously, planting his lips on yours with a soft, sweet kiss, tilting your head demanding more access, swiping his tongue over the seam of your lips.

You slowly got up and sat on his lap as you kissed, straddling him, you could feel a buldge beneath you.

"You naughty boy," You said pulling away, Chan was hard already and it send rush of pride through you seeing how much he desires you.

"FYI, you're straddling me. Of course I'm hard" Chan taunted, but his voice remained soft. You chuckled as you palmed his cock through his shorts. He hummed in approval.

You continued palming him and softly pressing, going closer to his face and planting a series of pecks on his lips.

"Can we go to your bedroom pretty please?" You asked cutely and Chan couldn't help but grin mischievously.

He wrapped your legs around his waist and rose from the couch, carrying you upstairs to his bedroom. His mouth was on yours as he climbed up the stairs, not breaking it till he reached the door to his room. He put you down, the two of you walked inside and he flicked on the light switch.

Just like how it always looked, a full sized bed stood in the middle of the room, with its grey sheets neatly tucked in. A lone nightstand with clean lines sat beside it, holding only a minimalist lamp. His sliding door wardrobe stood at the corner of the room, with another closed door leading to an attached bathroom, the desk occupied nothing but his familiar grey laptop and a pair of high quality headphones.

Chan dimmed the lights of his room with a remote controller, the already dark room thanks to his grey bed and furniture became more darker, as shadows danced across the walls like silent phantoms. With the heavily dim lights and the moonlight shining through his windows, the ambience felt more even more intimate.

Fluffy moments with Chan like little dates and sharing selfies through texting were polar opposite compared to when Chan was in the bedroom. To his friends and his parents you're his loving girlfriend but when you were alone, you were his fuck doll.

Not that you didn't like it when he fills you up.

Locking the door, he stepped towards you slowly and gracefully like a majestic wolf, pulling his black T-shirt over his head with one hand and throwing it at his chair, revealing his defined body.

Broad shoulders, muscled chest, powerful biceps and chiseled abs any man could envy. The faint sheen of sweat glistened, accentuating the contours.

You stood where you were without making a move, moisture flooding between your legs, staining you underwear as he got closer. How could his bare chest make you so wet already?

Chan was standing just an inch or two in front of you, your chest rose and fell, when you looked at him, his eyes were already on you, a lethal smirk played across his face with his head tilting to the side. Without a warning he traced his hand over you breasts, goosebumps spread across your body in a frantic rush as you shivered against his touch.

You were crazily turned on now.

He closed his hand over your neck, not tight enough to choke but enough to turn you on even more. His eyes were burning, a wild beast was lying within them, he did the triangle look before crushing his mouth onto yours. Your teeth crashed with your tongues devouring, desiring each other.

He squeezed your ass making a moan escaped from your mouth to his, you held onto his biceps pulling him closer, needing him. Wanting him.

Chan pulled apart, his hand letting go of your neck and taking one step back,

"Off," He comanded gesturing at your shirt and pants. Without protesting, you removed your clothes.

You wearing nothing but your lace bra and panties, Chan was in his black shorts, you glanced at his cock huge and hard underneath the fabric, your face flushed in heat.

Chan was a huggable teddy bear when he wore his usual black hoodie and shorts, but underneath those said hoodie and shorts was a buff, muscular body, sculpted by the Gods themselves. You could taste the heat of his skin radiating off his bare torso as he stood towering you.

Chan pinched your nipple through your lace bra, with his other hand he unclasped it, revealing your chest to his lustful eyes. He cupped a breast, rolling the hardening nipple between his thumb and forefinger, your head fell back, teeth digging your lower lip and your whimpers already started filling the air.

You hated yet loved it when he teased before you both started.

Twisting the lace band of the panties with one finger and sliding it down, Chan circled his thumb over your clit and thrusted his middle finger through your drenched folds, you jerked and hissed as your core clenched.

"You are so wet for me sweetheart"

"Please" You begged shamelessly.

This wasn't enough. You wanted more.

"You are so needy my love" Chan chuckled as he inserted another finger inside you.

"Chan, I swear" Your nails scarred his biceps.

"Don't worry baby, I'll make you feel really good. But since you kept rejecting me back in the living room, you'll get my cock later"

Was the last thing he said before he yanked out his fingers and licked away your juices moaning at the pleasure of tasting it.

"On your knees." He commanded and you sank on the floor before you could respond.

"Touch yourself" Chan ordered. Your eyes widened at him almost popping out of your sockets, but he knows what he said.

"What?" You whispered, your voice was barely audible. All the nights when you fingered yourself and used toys thinking of Chan while you stayed in Australia and he was in South Korea crashed in your head.

"You heard me. Touch yourself. I want to see what you've been doing when I was away" Chan's voice was coated with dominance, thick and rough as a cocky smirk spread across his face.

A deep blush bloomed on your cheeks, but you knew better than to decline him. You were too turned on and needed his cock so badly, if this is what's going to make you get it, then you'd oblige him.

Without another word coming out of you, you caressed your breasts, pinching and squeezing your nipples before one hand went down you stomach and slid between your legs.

Soon, you were whimpering with pleasure, circling your clit and fingered yourself as Chan watched you with his tongue poking against the inside of his cheek.

He was controlling himself, as much as he wanted to rub his rock hard cock at the sight in front of him. It was one second away from making a hole and breaking free from his shorts.

Chan got reminded on how he stoked and rubbed himself when he missed you, he couldn't wait to feel your needy pussy and mouth around his cock.

"This is what you've been doing hmm?" He asked silkily. "You dirty slut. Thinking of me while you finger fucked yourself?"

You whimpered as your fingers worked faster at his filthy words, kneeling on the floor and your thighs trembled. "Y-yes" You said. Your mouth hung open and breaths turning slow.

Chan stepped towards you kneeling at him, grasping your chin and making you meet his gaze. You looked up at him who was looking at you as if he wanted to eat and fuck the braincells out of you.

"My girl has missed me so much hasn't she?" Your chin was still under his grip, Chan pulled his shorts and boxers down, freeing himself from the walls of the fabric, his huge, long hard cock sprung out, hitting your cheek.

You moaned, needing him. He was right here, there was no need for you to use your fingers, but Chan was too much of a tease, he will drag this night out as long as wants.

He grazed the tip on your lips, you looked up at him with a wide smirk playing across you face as you immediately stacked your other hand on his impressive shaft and swirled your tongue around the pre cum leaking head. You lapped them away as you began stoking his cock slowly at the same time pumping in and out of your cunt.

It felt like a literal scene out of a porn video.

Now Chan was the one who groaned, his head fell back biting the bottom lip when you hadn't even taken him in yet and you liked it when you took control at least for a few seconds.

One more languid swirl around the tip, a few strokes on his shaft and your thumb on the tip, you took him in slowly. You started bobbing your head up and down, licking and sucking, pressing your tongue on the underside of his cock and adjusting to his length.

Chan's hand fisted your hair as his cock went much deeper down hitting the back of your throat causing you to choke. Your eyes watered as your gags kicked in, drool leaking from the corners of your mouth but you didn't stop. Your core was aching, taking Chan down your throat while you whimpered and worked on yourself.

"Fuck yes baby. Keep sucking my cock like a good girl" He growled, his voice was thick and heavy like the rumble of distant thunder.

Chan's hand fisted around your hair, guiding you up and down, flesh against flesh, he thrusted his veiny cock in and you sucked him out more in a sensual rhythm, the wet sloppy sounds of your blowjob filling the air of his room.

It was almost like Chan could sense you were about to come, but tonight he wanted all your orgasms to belong to him. He yanked his cock out of your mouth causing you to fall back on your butt, your hand still remained in your dripping cunt.

"You won't come until I say so," He said roughly and made you yank your hand out of you.

You groaned at the ruined orgasm but no matter how much your hands and toys have tried, they could never make you come the way Chan does.

You stood up on your knees again and took his cock back in, before he could respond, Chan's his head fell back, fingers snaking your hair. You stroked the skin above his dick, feeling the regrowing hair and sucked him out till you couldn't breath or see as tears gushed up your eyes.

Your hot mouth was wrapped around his velvet length, your jaw began aching but you were determined to feel every last inch of him.

"Oh yeah...Oh yeah baby"

With Chan's harsh breaths and your gurgles, Chan shooted his load down your throat, coming down in a loud groan, you swallowed every drop, your mouth was still wrapped around his cock.

Slick ropes of his cum painted your face down your chin and a few strings of saliva attaching from your lip on the tip as he pulled out, it was a mess. Oxygen frantically rushed into your lungs.

You wiped your chin and placed a sweet kiss on his mushroom tip. Chan looked down at you, his eyes hardening and smirking biting his bottom lip, GOD his dimple made your heart race and core ache insanely.

"You take in my cock so gorgeously my love. Now be a good little slut and get on the bed. Let me see how wet your little pussy is"

Every ounce of sanity and self respect leaves your body when he commands and orders your around in the bedroom, when he takes full control over your mind, body and soul.

You got on the bed like he said, in a position where you were bare to him, the mattress sank as he got on, holding you between his knees and pinning your wrists above your head.

He bit your bottom lip in a hard kiss and smirking against it, Chan pulled out a silk pink ribbon from God knows where and tied your wrists together in a very tight knot, making it impossible for you to move.

"Chan," You whimpered. You didn't care where the hell he got that ribbon from.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to take my sweetest time with you baby"

The sound of his husky voice sent waves of arousal rush through your body as he lifted your leg, starting his way kissing from your thigh till he reached your hot dripping core. The gorgeously wet sight infront of him made Chan feel like he took a shot of heroin.

He layed a kitten kiss on your swollen nub as the scent of your arousal washed over him, Chan slowly flattened his tongue against your clit, drawing it in and sucked like a possessed man.

You frantically writhed and bucked your hips with your wrists tied above your head but Chan held you with his fingers pressed on your thighs. Your moans and whimpers were uncontrollable as he ate you out, making the phrase 'eating me alive' come to life.

"Fuck baby. You taste so good. I missed it tons"

"Cha- Chan-" You were panting out of breath. He removed his tongue from your heat after minutes of sucking, feasting and lapping away your juices. He slid his tongue again against your slit and pushed two fingers, knuckles deep in, stretching you out.

You moaned so loudly, desperately arching your back as the cold metal of his silver bracelet on his wrist touched your bare skin sending electric shivers and blood rush like a tsunami through your body.

Chan pumped his fingers in and out, sucking on your clit again and then made his way up your stomach trailing kisses and more upwards towards your breasts.

He clenched an erected tip—that were hard enough to slice crystals—between his teeth and sucked on your nipples, one after another, releasing it with an audible pop and coolly blew on the nub glistening in his saliva.

Chan met your eyes before crushing his mouth on yours hungrily with his stiff arm next to your head holding him up while the other one's fingers were diving inside you. Veins mapped his arm like lightning bolts frozen in mid-strike.

"Do you like this baby hmm? Do you feel good?" Your lungs couldn't get enough air for you to respond other than a noisy moan of his name.

"That's right. Keep moaning my name sweetheart. It's my favourite sound"

"Fuck—Chan wait, Chan—" He slid his fingers from your wet folds and before you knew, the building orgasm gushed out as you came all over his fingers with your back arching.

You squealed and moaned heavily as Chan hissed since you came before he said you could, his hand roughly smacked against your splurting cunt.

Pain was mixed with pleasure at the impact of Chan's hand on your swollen pussy, it was impossible to register on what comes first.

"I should punish you for that now shouldn't I?" He cooed but his voice was thick like gravel, another smack on your cunt.

"No please I— I'm sorry" You whimpered, tears leaking from the corners of your eyes as you tried to untangle your wrists but the knot didn't budge.

A third smack and your eyes flew open as Chan laughed sadistically at your whimpers. He chuckled and then reached to his night stand, opening his drawer and grabbing a box of condoms that were waiting for him.

He held the golden foil between his teeth before you shook your head and pulled the condom out of his teeth with your mouth since your hands were still tied above you.

"No," You said breathlessly moaning. "You can go raw,"

You wanted to feel his veiny thick cock twich and thrust inside you without feeling some rubber barrier block it.

"Are you sure you want that baby?" Chan asked arching an eyebrow, letting out a deep chuckle and brushing away the hair that was stuck onto you sweat slicked forehead. You nodded without a second thought.

"Yes, yes Chan" You said spreading you legs further, bucking your hip upwards as you began growing impatient. "I need you"

He chuckled again and didn't question your request, he'd love to fill his load in you, if possible to knock you up. But right now, he has enough kids.

Chan positioned himself between your legs and began teasing your entrance with his tip. He grazed it making you feel like he was going to enter but he didn't, your patience was getting lower and lower.

"Fuck me already Chan" You almost screamed, unable hold in your desire and needed to feel him fill you.

"So impatient. You want my cock to wreck this tight pussy that badly huh? Did you miss it that much baby?"

"Yes Chan, I missed you. I missed you fucking me"

Your dirty words drove Chan out of his mind. He leaned above your head and untied the ribbon, stroking the faint red marks that appeared as the ribbon had dug into your skin.

Chan swiftly spun you around and his erection dug onto your lower back. He firmly held your hips and slowly, inch by inch he began filling you with his huge length, a long moan escaping your throat.

At his moment you realized how much you had missed him. You were so tight and clenched his cock, Chan never felt this happy to return home. He hadn't fucked you in a year and yet your pussy knew as if it had a brain of its own to whom it belonged.

To Chan.

You were so wet that he entered without much resistance, but your body had to regrow to getting used to his size, so Chan moved slow until the initial discomfort was replaced with intense pleasure.

Chan's hand palmed your breast, pinching and playing with your nipple as he began thrusting, slowly first, then faster and harder, the intensity of his pace made your knees buckle.

"Ah Chan, oh God" You eyes rolled to the back of your head, mind clouding with lust and pleasure, mouth falling half open, as he fucked you ruthlessly.

It was Intense. Mind-blowing. Obsessed.

"You like that? Do you like that baby? Hmm? Tell me"

"Yes— yes, ah" The slick sounds along with your moans and whimpers poured out like a erotic symphony, Chan felt like it was the best melody his ears ever heard.

He loved the sound of your moans more than the thousand comeback tracks he has prepared on his laptop. He could listen to you like this all day, every day.

Your mind was too fogged with an extreme intensity of lust and pleasure, all you wanted was for Chan to keep pushing further and harder, until you felt like you were crashing off a cliff.

Your walls throbbed as he continued, Chan growled fisting your hair. A tingling pressure began threatening to break free again and if you didn't let go, you felt like you'd explode.

"Chan I'm— I'm going to come"

"Not so fast baby girl" He squeezed your breast causing you to arch your back. Your hands fisted the sheets till your knuckles turned white and your inner walls pulsated at the rhythm of your heartbeat.

"Pleaseplease let me come, please" You cried and begged Chan, tears gushing out of your eyes, you were very close to breaking.

Chan loved ruining you, turning you into a pathetic moaning mess. You were the love of his life after all. But he loved it more when you reached your limit and begged him to have mercy on you.

After a few hard thrusts he hit your G-spot and before he or you could say a word, your orgasm ripped through you like category 5 hurricane followed by Chan who came right after you in a harsh groan and slowly pulled out.

A sharp cry escaped your throat as you plunged forward coming down shuddering, Chan witnessed a sticky mess of his cum seeping out of your fluttering hole mixing with your squirt, the sight sent him to the depths of insanity. Had Chan not held you, you would have collapsed on the floor.

It took you a full five minutes for your brain to process the aftermath of your comedown. You fell on the bed on your back, meeting Chan's eyes, who was watching you, holding an intensity that ignited a spark within you, radiating an intimacy that seemed to bridge the gap between your souls.

The two of you were in a complete mess. Sweat slicked and glistened on Chan's chiseled body, hair wet and tousled, catching for breaths while he looked at you with nothing but love filled in his eyes. The intoxicating scent of sweat and sex fogged the air.

Chan smiled at you, a smile that would make the brightest things in the world seem dull. Your eyes locked, leaving only the electric tension crackling between your intertwining fingers and the whispered promises hung in the air as he leaned down and took your lips in his.

Chan slowly fell next to you, his fingers rubbing your hair, the two of you settling into a comfortable silence. You pulled him closer and draping an arm and a leg over him, you'd just snuggle into his chest and listen to his heartbeat for the rest of your life if you could.

He pulled apart and brushed away a strand of hair behind your ear and placed a kiss on your forehead. No matter how much how much ecstatic sex you've had with Chan, you were a real sucker for his forehead kisses.

"Come on, let's get you cleaned up sweetheart" He said as he scooped you off the bed and carried to the bathroom, where he again fingered you into another amazing orgasm and then finally ending the night.

After the shower, Chan quickly changed his sheets and gave you one of his oversized t-shirts and he changed into a comfortable pair of shorts.

His tee draped nicely over your body, it was slightly bigger than your usual baggy tees, falling up to your mid thigh. Chan's shirt felt so soft and warm, his strong cologne lingered from the fabric.

Turning off the lights, Chan and you settled in under the soft comforts, embracing each other in your arms, exhaustion and satisfaction lined on his face.

"Any plans for the coming weeks?" You asked while sliding your fingers through his hair.

"Felix will be joining us for dinner next week. My mom invited him" Chan replied smiling.

"That's nice, I hope you guys will have a good time" You smiled against the soft pillows and traced a finger across his jawline, leaning in and pressing your lips on his lips, melting into his taste.

Your chest was pressed against Chan's, the two of you cuddled and made out in silence for a while before a distant honk of a car cut it. You glanced at the window then back at him, his eyes were tired and sleepy, he was looking at you and blinking it away.

"Shh," You gently stroked your hand through his hair, slowly helping Chan drift into a good night's rest. His eyes shut as his breathing steadied and his muscles relaxed.

You smiled softly, knowing that tonight, at least, he would find some respite from his sleepless nights.

You knew how Chan struggled to sleep and you would do anything to help him find the most needed rest he deserves.

Chan's arms were wrapped around your waist, as he fell into a sound sleep, you didn't move not wanting to wake him up.

Resting your head onto his chest with your arm over him, palm pressed on his back, you closed your eyes with the tranquil sound of the quiet wind outside providing a soothing lullaby.

Underneath the soft embrace of the covers, you and Chan drifted into a peaceful slumber, cocooned in the serenade of the night with the moonlight shining through the window.

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I feel this is somewhat fitting for today,

So reader comforting sev after silco died (I feel she is the most sad out of everyone because she always saw him as some sort of father figure ngl and he sorta neglected her or never validated her)

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:( my poor baby. he's like her fucked up bestie/boss/dad

men and minors dni

they send lock or deckard to tell you if sevika's gonna be late getting home.

thieram if she's drunk and moping at the bar.

but ran only ever comes when something bad's happened.

and jinx has never accompanied any of silco's goons on one of these errands.

you assume the worst. your heart drops to your ass at the sight of ran and jinx on your doorstep, both looking haggard and scared.

jinx reaches out and grabs your arm before you can start weeping, shaking you a bit. "relax, would ya? it's not her, she's fine she's just..."

you gulp, looking to ran. they sigh. "silco's dead. she's... just sitting in his office... drinking."

jinx breaks into tears on the walk to the last drop, disappearing in an alleyway for the night. ran is solemn as they lead you to the bar.

"w-what happened?"

"dunno. jinx won't say. think she mighta killed him." ran shrugs. "think she did something bad in piltover too. shit's stirring and silco's dead and sevika's supposed to take over if this happens but--"

"take a breath." you say, patting your friend's back. "'s okay. she's gonna be fine."

this isn't true. but you know your wife wouldn't want you telling her troops any different. sevika's going to wake up sobbing for years to come, just another thing on the long list of losses that haunt her. you'll be there, though, like you are now-- to hold her and let her cry in your chest-- to remind her that she's got you. and you've got her.

she's slumped asleep on the couch when you enter silco's office. ran leaves you alone, closing the door behind themselves as the leave.

"sev." you whisper, gently nudging your wife. she snaps awake, taking a moment to drunkenly register her surroundings and your face, before she bursts into silent tears, leaning forward to bury herself against you. "fuck, honey." you coo, wrapping her up into a hug. "i'm so fuckin' sorry."

"i can't believe he fucking died. he's fucking invincible!" she cries. your heart shatters, and you kiss her scalp.

"sevika, baby. you know he isn't."

"but-- it's my fucking job to make him invincible and--"

"sev." you pull her face away from your chest, wiping up her tears and forcing her to look you in the eye. "it's your job to take over if shit goes south. that's your job. silco was not a god-- he was a man. and there is nothing you coulda done to save him, baby."

"i..." she trails off. you frown, already knowing what she was going to say, your heart breaking.

"you're gonna miss him."

she nods. "i fuckin' hate him, too." she says.

you chuckle, nodding. "i know, baby. that's the power of love."

sevika huffs and leans against you again. "how long do i have before shit gets real bad out there?"

"long enough to come home and get a proper sleep in." you say, dragging her toward the door.

sevika doesn't resist, letting you take her home. letting you care for her.

you kiss her before you leave the office, sweet and chaste but for long enough that you melt together. "thank you." you sigh.

"for what?"

"letting me take care of you before your big debut... sevika... the lioness of the lanes." you tease. sevika snorts at the nickname and rolls her eyes, and your heart flutters in your chest at the sound.

hi if u know who came up with the lioness of the lanes nickname pls lemme know so i can credit them!

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your options? – 2 of Pentacles

Oh! You’re such a tease and you have many admirers, I can tell XD By the time events in your Life are leading you to a union with your Destined One, you will have quite a bit of options, and actually, you’re weighing at least two people in this scenario. Under normal circumstances, you’d consider yourself a person of traditional values. You always think to yourself that you’re a simple and straightforward person with very ‘normal’ desires.

You want the house, the security and stability, and all those ‘normal things’ that come with a marriage. It’s all understandably expected. You’ve always thought to yourself, ‘I want what is normally expected.’ People have rules in society and it is best to keep to what’s already within the guidelines. You’ll be ruminating these values and gains a lot during this time of your Life.

No matter your actual age at this time, psychologically speaking, you’d want to choose the person who seems more stable and wealthier. It sounds like such a no-brainer; but you’re finding yourself ruminating this shit to no end. And you’d wish things could be a lot simpler; after all, aren’t you simple? Oh, as it turns out, you’re really not all that simple—especially since meeting this other fucker who’s lighted up your horizon~

decisions, decisions, decisions – 10 of Cups Rx

In the beginning, you may not immediately realise that this person we’re talking about is your Destined One. By that time in your Life, you could’ve forgotten all about this reading hahah And you’d be so preoccupied with Life’s more pragmatic duties. By this time, half of you could either be in your late 20s or early 30s, being asked endlessly why you’re not married yet; another half of you could be in your early 50s and simply wanting things to settle and get ‘normal’ in your Life.

The thing is, your Higher Self has arranged for you to meet a Soulmate, a Divine Lover who will actually show you how not normal you are if you were honest with yourself LMAO This person on the outside is actually what you are on the inside if you let yourself be. This Destined One is unorthodox, they are weird in a way that suits your tastes and they somehow align with your values! You’re crazy attracted to this about them, but at some point, you will pull away from them because you’re afraid!

You’re afraid this person will pull you away from everything that’s normal and expected of you. But are you really the type of person who regards a matrimony that highly? Seriously? If you’re honest? This person will show you that they, too, don’t particularly care about the expectations of a marriage. They will show you that they care more about the love and romance and all those sweet feelings that come with being actually in love with someone you adore. No riches in the world can substitute the happiness of holding someone you love in your arms~ With this person, you understand that <3

your True Love?! – 5 of Wands Rx

The biggest reason you will pull away from your Destined One is that you’re afraid of fucking things up with this wonderful person who seems like such a grand prize. Rather than facing the reality of losing this person’s favour out of your own fucking things up, you’d rather never be with them in the first place. And that’s such a sad thing because your Destined One would never think of such things about you!

Out of all the options you could be having at this phase of your Life, you will recognise that your one and only true love is somebody who doesn’t make you feel pressured towards making a decision. I’m getting that your Destined One is very gentle and peaceful, and they’re really understanding of the kinds of negative thoughts that often encircle your mind. If anything, your Destined One will want to erase those scary thoughts from your mind. They want to put you at ease~

They’re not weak or shy though. If anything, your Destined Person is quite shameless and they will want to win you over LMAO But they won’t be forceful or pushy. They’re respectful of your boundaries. They will only continue to come forward with Love, and Love, and just Love—they do worry about you tho ;P So, occasionally you will be able to see their ‘cute side’ when they scold you because they’ve been worried sick!

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the meaning of it all? – Priestess of Beauty

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your options? – 5 of Swords Rx

At first glance, it feels to me you won’t be dealing with too many options during this time of your Life where you’re being led to a union with your Destined One; but it isn’t because you don’t have many eyes vying for your hand in marriage, nooo far from it; you, just already know who you’re gonna allow to make a move on you ;P You just already know who you want to be with! ★ And it seems to me you’re the one who’s gonna do the pursuing ;P

If you’re a feminine aenergy attracted to a masculine aenergy, you’re going to lead them on. Basically, from the moment you fell for your Destined One, they’re already in the palm of your hand. I reckon you’re the one who’s gonna recognise who your Destined Person is, and it’s all because you’re a highly spiritual entity. And honestly, you’ve been through quite a lot of shit and you’ve experienced quite a bit how other people’s negative resonance brought down your protective barriers in the past.

You don’t want to entertain low-vibing suitors anymore. You can’t stand the idea of your Life being turned upside down ugly by people whose hearts are UGLY AF. You’ve got no time for any of that. You want your Destined Person and you’ll do anything in your power to make this person fall in love with you <3 I sense a majority of you choosing this pile actually identify as a masculine aenergy attracted to a feminine aenergy regardless of your gender, which makes a lot of sense XD

decisions, decisions, decisions – Knight of Swords

In the past, you’ve dealt with people who are all over you because you’re attractive as fuck. Maybe they wanted your money, status, whatever. You’re a grand prize, you know. People would be so lucky to call you their own. And you got fucking pissed with being seen as a trophy boyfriend/girlfriend—as if you haven’t got your own personality or other achievements. How about your heart and dreams and Love, right? And you know that most people don’t value you for these things. They value you for the things that, to you, don’t matter at all!

By the time the Universe is arranging for you to be in a divine union with your spiritual Soulmate, you’ll have been single for quite a significant time. You’ve shielded yourself from cheap romances. Are you a sigma? LOL You’re honestly not even that interested in people to begin with. Most of the time, you like your own company and keep to yourself a lot. You’ll have been elusive for a number of years before you meet your Destined Person by chance~ This could be a work/professional setting but you’ll still feel like it’s a destined chance meeting hahah

The moment you catch a glimpse of your Destined Person, you feel something electrifying and know immediately this person is special—different from the rest and that you need to figure them out. Perhaps by your second or third meeting, something in you has made it clear to your conscious mind that this is The One. If you’re the masculine in this situation, it’s pretty obvious you’re going to charm them so that they open their heart to you ♡ If you’re a feminine in this situation, you’re going to tease them a lot until they know it’s perfectly alright for them as a masculine to charm you LMAO

your True Love?! – 7 of Cups

So it’s interesting to see a card of a plethora of choices after all that’s said and done. As mentioned before, you’re an attractive high-quality person who’s lusted over by many undeserving asses, and I’m getting mostly this vibe, that when you’re about to make it official with your Destined Person, there’s gonna come a negative force to try and ruin your chances. For many of you this could be anything, really, but for some of you this could be an ex, or basically someone you used to be quite close to, coming back into your Life in the hopes of winning you over. Or worse—even if they know they can’t win you over, they’re still gonna come over to taunt your Destined Person out of jealousy! OMG

If this ‘trying force’ doesn’t come from your end, this could also come from your Destined Person’s end. After all, your Destined Person is ALSO popular and a lot of people are gonna hate on you for being so close to them hahah So, you and your one True Love are gonna be viewed as that power couple and before you come together there will be forces that try and separate you. It's very likely there is a time you become quite distant from each other because of all these negative intents from your environment.

You’ve got people lining up to become your spouse and each one of them could become uncontrollably jealous when you proclaim a relationship with your Destined One XD Oh, you heartbreaker~ And in the case of an ex, or a very close ex-friend who used to harbour feelings and hopes for you, this person could well break your Destined Person’s heart and make them cry. They might even try and do something very evil to your Destined Person just to hurt YOU! This, is your lesson from the Universe to decide how you’re going to protect the one and only person you say you love~

FIRST KISS🔻💜

feelings pouring sweet~ – Red Astronomer (Johannes Kepler)

the meaning of it all? – Priestess of Magick

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Pile 3 – This the One Who’ll Sacrifice Anything for You

VIBE: Titanic (1997)

your options? – Page of Wands Rx

During this time when the Universe is arranging for you to be with your Destined Person, very strange and complex situations are happening in your Life. First, it’s possible you’re already steady/engaged/married to someone else, and this is why it seems you’re not dealing with a variety of romantic options. Two, it could just be that you’re totally NOT opening yourself up to the prospect of a relationship or even a marriage HAHAH

By this point in your Life, if you have friends or are in the public eye, it’ll have been quite obvious to everybody that you’re not the marrying type. For whatever reason, you’re quite sceptical—even cynical—about this whole notion of a relationship or a matrimony. Either you’re tired or afraid of being bound by a loveless contract. You’ve seen how people switch up and betray their spouses. You’ve heard plenty of cheating couples and broken trusts. Ain’t nobody got time to open up to horrendous crimes like that!

To everybody else, you’re an elusive siren who lives in your own world of make-believe, which annoyingly only makes you even more sought-after. At this point in your Life, you appear to the world as some sort of a rare catch and people will be sneakily trying to woo you, to win you over, because that would make them look cool. Many courageous (or should we say reckless?) warriors will attempt to break your icy castle and die in vain, never realising the whole time you were wishing for a King!☆

decisions, decisions, decisions – 10 of Pentacles

To say that you ‘don’t want to be married’ is actually quite a contrarian thing. Deep in your Soul, you want to have a wholesome, a complete and harmonious relationship with a Kingly character. You want something real that most people don’t even know how to give—because most people are shallow and infantile and so poor in character… These peasants… Sigh, they bore you to death. They disappoint to no end. But then, one day…

By some miraculous encounter you bump into your Destined One. Some miraculous encounter that wouldn’t have happened at all if some curiously specific events did not stack up a certain way. It is by Divine Design that you meet at all on that very day. That very moment you see this person, your heart jump and a voice in you exclaim, ‘Husband??’ or ‘Wife??’

Of course that’s super strange that a voice within you would say that at all. You might find it cringe or think you’ve lost all your marbles completely. ‘I think I’m delusional because I’ve been lonesome for a while…’ But soon after, you really wake up to the realisation that the Universe has sent you a pretty gift in the form of a Human who’s the perfect match for you. This person is THE IDEAL, the moment, the archetype, the everything you’ve ever dreamt a true love—your true love—would be~

your True Love?! – King of Wands

The complete package. This Destined Person, is literally YOU in a different form. They may not be perfect for any other person, but for you, all your fingers fit each other perfectly. Mind you, your Destined Person is very attractive in spite of all their flaws, so it’s not like there isn’t any competition here XP Your Destined Person is definitely somebody who turns heads when they enter a room. Even the parking lot is their runway!

This person commands respect, indeed they exude a very Kingly aenergy. They are charisma personified—very giving, honourable, even sacrificial. Your Destined Person is somebody who truly understands what it means to give back to the community. A true King who gains respect for the service he has given to his people. A King like this is truly loved and revered instead of feared. That’s the kind of aenergy your Destined Person operates with.

You will be very happy with this person. You know that, thus the exclamation upon seeing them! In spite of your apprehensions about marriage, when your King proposes, when they claim you as their Queen (LOL), you simply simply simply curiously intuitively know you’re gonna be taken care of~ And that’s such a nice feeling to have to finally feel safe with someone who truly cares for your wellbeing. Someone whom you know, at all times, will make big sacrifices just to put a smile on your face ♥︎

FIRST KISS🔻🧡

feelings pouring sweet~ – Silver Astrologer (John Dee)

the meaning of it all? – Priestess of Energy

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Hiiiii :3, I want to say first of all you WRITE BEAUTIFULLY WTF, I KISS YOUR HANDS FOR CREATING SOMETHING AMAZING. The HC's of Jiro???? THE OS????? Bruh, I love you, I fucking love you.

So, if you don't mind... Could you make out of the same Affection HC's with Yuri??? 🥺💕 Do it and I'll give you my soul and fidelity for the rest of my life, thankyou.

–🍄(or fungi)

AAAAAAAAA yooooo thank you so much 🍄anon! I'm so glad you liked it xD!! also can i just say; you sound like a fun guy (sorry i have chronic "needs to make a pun" syndrome)

Yuri is such a loser (affectionate), I love him so much :( so...

♫Yuri Isami Affection Headcanons♫

♬Synopsis: how does Yuri Isami show and receive affection? Is it true that he likes being called 'sweet'? find out here :3

♬Tags: Yuri Isami, kind of romantic but not inherently, MC with no description, cringe :3, fluff, a bit suggestive for one second, hehehe

♬Notes: I formatted this the same as the Jiro ones, lemme know if you want more characters :3 I'll eventually make like a masterlist thing if we have more than 4 lolol

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Yuri Isami has a bit of a reputation around campus... Sure, pretty much everyone knows he's really smart and that he's already published a bunch of academic papers before he even graduated, but he also gets bullied, a lot, for being kind of an oddball, so when it comes to affection, he is a bit cautious... So that no one thinks he's distracted or anything, not because he gets bullied.

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He has a modus operandi that is extremly obvious in canon with other things, so I assume it carries out to him showing affection... THIS MAN IS A TSUNDARE.

Alright, so, the very fact he has allowed you to be around him in the first place is a privilege that you should cherish and be thankful for, ignore the fact that he was the one who demanded your company.

When he wants to show affection he begins by finding a way to make you give him affection and then acts like he's doing you a massive favour that you literally begged him for.

In his head, he did that very confidently and slyly, and you can never pick up on it; he tricked you!

In reality he is a stuttering, blushing mess and asked for whatever it was while fidgeting with his hands and looking away -- you'd be evil not to agree ngl

He thinks he's confident with everything else when it comes to affection; in his head he's like "ha-ah! I had embraced MC with a great passion!" and in reality he is shaking and about to cry because the hug is comfortable and you're so close to him.

His favourite form of affection is letting you sit around him while he works, so long as you're not bothering him.

He will text you to come over urgently for a really important thing and then blank realizing he has nothing real to ask you to do, so he'll tell you to sit somewhere and then proceed to stare at you every once in a while as he works lolol, you can tell he's looking at you because he's suddenly sweating a bit and he always clears his throat.

Once more, in his own head he's like "MC has not noticed, in fact, MC is staring at me"

He LOVES holding hands, but is the kind to do it as a designated activity, ie. he would grab your hand, and then stand there holding it for a few minutes, growing more and more sweaty and red, and then he'll be like "Yes, that is sufficent" and let it go lmfao.

When he gets more comfortable and realize you're not going to bully him, his favourite physical affection will transition to hugging.

To him it's sudden, unplanned hugs, but to you, Yuri is approaching slowly with shaken arms and then very cautiously holds you against him for a bit.

He's really sweet, like really really sweet, but he's gone through a lot of mean name calling and dishonest interactions with people, so it takes him a while to feel safe.

Yuri isn't the best at figuring out his own signals, like he feels as though he wants to hug you, but doesn't realize it's because he's sad or anxious, so when you do hug, he suddenly crumbles :((

His highest form of affection is allowing you to see him cry.

Beyond the physical aspect of affection, which as I established, he's a bit slow with, Yuri shows most of his affection from a safe distance using his words.

"Your attire suits you well!" or "You're a competent helper!"

He has enough confidence to say things that are a bit impersonal, but when he gets more comfortable these become, "I enjoy your company" and "You look good" But those are stuttered while he looks away.

Hear me out; hand kisses. IT'S SAFE ENOUGH, so he can do it quite well. He'll grab your hand and slowly raise it to his face, giving you a gentle, barely noticeable kiss on your knuckles, and then look up at you hoping you get the hint and do something further.

That's his way to initiate more contact, he'll do it, and then when you don't move away or call him gross or anything awful like that (because of course you won't), he'll start kissing up your arm until he reaches your face and stops there for even more confirmation that you're alright with it. If you pull him in and kiss him on the lips he will fidget for a second and then kiss you back really intensely.

Guess what? he will still act like you're the one that seduced him into it, of course you did, asdjasskdafhadf

He wants to be affectionate, but it takes him a while to get there, so please be nice to him, but also be patient with the poor guy, he's trying.

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Because of what we've established, Yuri needs you to be more straight-forward with him. Trust he loves everything you do, but he will attempt to push you away at every single turn.

He loves when you show up for him:

Come to the lab and put a jacket over his shoulders, massage his shoulders a little bit, sit beside him quietly and let him put his head on your shoulder, caress his head a bit.

If he falls asleep you better let him sleep and not move, also you're lucky because that's him lowering his guard to the extreme.

He looks so cute when he sleeps, you just wanna kiss his forehead and play with his hair gently, he's literally so so cute.

TELL HIM WHEN HE WAKES UP.

Okay look, praise the f out of this guy.

"You're so sweet, Yuri." , "You've done so well today." , "You're so smart" , "So pretty" , "Good job"

Especially if you give him a quick peck on the head after you say it, or like wrap your hands around him. Depending on his mood that day he might be on the verge of tears, but he'll always mummble a little "okay..." or something and melt into you.

Yuri not only loves praise, he really needs it, so on days he feels better; as I said, he's a tsundare so he'll be like "of course I am" or "ah! your praise will get you nowhere.... good try though." but he's invented a new shade of red in the meantime and is avoiding your gaze.

LOVES when you text him that you miss him or ask when you can come visit, because it saves him time making up a reason, and also he can use it against you because you're the one who begged him to visit.

For proper kisses, you need to give him a clear, verbal warning, otherwise he freaks out and goes "wHAT ARE YOU DOING?" he likes being prepared for it so he can hype himself up mentally before it happens.

You know how I mentioned he'll kiss up your arm? yeah, the little hand kiss he does is how you know he wants more of you, if you cut to the chase and immediately pull him in for a kiss, he'll be soooo happy, because you really really need him, don't you?

Anything that boosts his ego, truly his ego is a front, he's not confident at all, so if you make him feel like he is confident, he will be really pleased.

Pepper. him. with. kisses. he will giggle at this by the way, and he will like it.

Hold his hand, smooth your fingers over his.

Will die if you call him "my", like, he is yours, but you don't have to mention it, it's too much for him to handle :(

"Aww my sweet baby" and he's jumping so high he shoots through the ceiling and then starts walking in circles until you grab him and hug him tightly.

Y'know what you should do? Tell him he's the best and that people who speak badly about him are all losers, make sure everyone sees you hold him, praise him behind his back (he can still hear you and you know this) when defending him in front of other people, deliberately make sure Jin knows you like Yuri, really rub it in his face too lmfao

Basically he is baby.

[username0204]

I have a genuine question… how do Milkvans/anti-Bylers think the whole love triangle is going to unfold?? Like, I honestly can’t imagine it unfolding at all if Mike doesn’t reciprocate Will’s feelings…

Ok, let’s brainstorm:

I’ve heard that some think that Mike will figure out the painting lie and confront Will about it and say that he doesn’t feel that way but he accepts him and they’re still friends…

Ok, first question here is how he figures out the lie? Well he’ll need to talk to El about it right? Is there any possibility that their relationship isn’t affected by that? By Mike finally having a break through in his ability to say “I love you” to El after what Will told him? And then what?

Mike thinks “if Will did that painting himself and El suspected that it was for someone he likes, then that means he’s totally in love with me! Oh no I need to go tell him that “no homo” in case he ever tries to make a move on me, even though we’ve known each other for 10yrs and he never did and I would still be clueless now if it wasn’t for that painting”…?

Like, no way! There is no way he would pull the whole “he’s in love with me” out of his *straight* ass… he’s too insecure to assume sth like that especially from a boy if he is *straight*… idk about you but if you have a low self esteem and feel totally platonic towards someone you don’t just jump to the conclusion that they are in love with you (especially if that would… go beyond what is easily expected - aka heteronormativity). Not unless you hope for it… If Mike is *straight* even if he finds out about the lie, he will most likely assume that Will just lied to make him feel better about El. That’s all. He won’t “figure out” that Will is in love. But he might still confront him, bc he’s hurt and “friends don’t lie”.

So he confronts Will right? He says sth like “I know that El didn’t commission that painting! Why did you lie?” and then… what? Do they all think that Will is gonna be like “It’s bc I’m in love with you Mike!”? No way xd Have they seen S4 at all?

Will has totally given up on the idea, he probably has never thought of it as a possibility at all! He could have taken the opportunity right there and then in S4 to make a move or try to break Mike and El up but what does he do when he sees their relationship going downhill? He sells out his own feelings to save it. He just wants them to be happy bc he loves them and since he can’t be happy himself he’ll be happy for them. So how the hell now he is suddenly supposed to “ruin” everything by confessing his love for Mike? No fucking way.

Will probably says sth like “I’m sorry, you were sad and I was trying to make you feel better that’s all… just because she didn’t commission the painting it doesn’t mean the rest is not true… I was just trying to prove a point” and then (if we really want to drag it out) Mike says “But El said that you painted that for someone you like, that you’ve been acting weird?” (I doubt he’ll say sth like that, but let’s roll with it, shall we?)

Tbh it’s not too hard not to confess after that… Will may not even have to lie here, he might just say “Ofc I was acting weird! Ofc it’s for someone I like Mike! I missed you guys so much in Lenora… I missed our D&D campaigns… I know we fought about it last year so I wanted to give you this to say how much you guys mean to me and you’ve always liked my drawings so… I just wanted to give you sth to say that we’re still ok” - it’s not a lie it’s just not the whole truth…

And then Mike probably says that it’s ok, that he gets it but asks Will not to do that again bc it made things between him and El weird…

And we’re left with it all being unresolved. Unless someone is stupid enough to out Will to Mike, they won’t figure it out by themselves if Mike doesn’t feel the same way and doesn’t push further… simple as that.

Low self esteem doesn’t make you blind, it makes you doubtful… you see those things as romantic, you just don’t believe they are. The only way to push it all the way to reveal the truth is if Mike feels the same and “gives them a shove”, bc if he doesn’t reciprocate he won’t see it that way and Will is set in stone not to give it away.

And if they don’t resolve it then what? Primo - it’s just bad writing xd But it would also mean that the whole painting situation didn’t accomplish much aside from confirming that Will is in love with Mike (which could have been done any other way… for what reason? I wouldn’t know) and creating more drama for Mike and El (as if they don’t get the job done themselves xd).

Honestly if Byler isn’t endgame, not writing the whole painting plot in the first place would make so much more sense overall. Not making Mike unable to say “I love you” would make more sense. And not making Will in love with Mike in the first place would make more sense as well…

Like… imagine S4 without the whole love triangle drama… not only it wouldn’t matter much at the end but it would simply make more sense if it has never happened at all!

So what? It was just drama for the sake of drama or…? And then what? The painting lie is never resolved or just covered with some half-truths? Wow great writting xd

[guardian-of-local-forest]

things from Prague Ritual in no particular order:

"....as they say in Sweden. I don't. They just told me to say this."

"we have one more song to go so don't be fucking whimpery/whimpering"

Papa once played with Mountains cymbals

also walked up to other ghouls, pointing at them and nodding as they played, then encouraging crowd to clap/cheer for them

at the beginning of one song Papa just appeared from darkness on the stairs with drums xd

Phantom made competition about which side of venue screamed better (we won)

during the latin bit of Satanized, Papa was crouching behind the mic stand, holding it, with head down

near the end of Satanized there's a small pause before "blasphemy, heresy" and during that, Papa looked at crowd expectantly and then when everyone screamed it, he kind of threw his arms dramatically, turning away

during final bow, Cirrus bumped to another ghoul 😭

Papa licked a Mummy Dust dollar and threw it to crowd 😭

during The Future Is A Foreign Land he sounded A LOT like he did when he talked and i loved that so much (especially because its "for the new guy". so he sung it with his true voice, you know.)

after Kiss The Go-Goat: "AAAALLLL OF YOU-MWAH" (yes it literally sounded like mwah)

Papa was jumping around the stage a lot TwT

during the quietly-sung bit of Monstrance Clock, the crowd was supposed to sing it and we sung it quietly and it was magical. and then after, Papa was like: "LOUDER!" (i mean- whatever you say)

he fingered air during "I will tickle you internally" in Mary On A Cross xd

the cowbell in Umbra >>

also during the solo in Umbra, Cirrus was so cool and she interacted with crowd a lot (i was literally screaming. yes i love her)

Peacefield is amazing for curtain drop. just. aaaaah. it was SO COOL and on beat and. oh man. i cant.

Phantom once played with one leg propped up and guitar between his legs (see my amazing illustration in the other post xd)

few times (or maybe once?? idk.) Phantom bent his head/whole torso sideways while looking at the crowd and that was so attractive. man.

yes, Papa did fly

i could feel the heat from fires in Year Zero

the Year Zero outfit!!! SO GOOD. my fav fr. HIS TAIL MOVED AS HE WALKED AROUND THE STAGE. (it seemed as if he was showing it off few times too)

during encore, his jacket suddenly changed from silver to purple. i have no idea when or how.

during Darkness At The Heart Of My Love he snapped fingers exactly when the sound played, it was so good and satisfying

Papa and Sodo once bumped fists

once Sodo kept playing the guitar and Rain came to him and turned it off xd

while that, Phantom was sitting, pointing at them and shaking his head xd

Perpetua would throw microphone from one hand to another, totally flawlessly. wow

I SAW HIM SMILE!!!!

i loved how they sometimes made us scream "HEY! HEY! HEY!" it was so fun

during Year Zero there was a ghoulette with a tambourine! TwT

i loved how the ghoulettes danced and showed off their wings!

i loved how Perpetua moved during Lachryma, very similar to the music video

also, i am convinced Papa looked at me when i was making a heart in air w my hands

during Dance Macabre he gestured towards whole crowd when singing "i wanna bewitch you all night"

YouSuck sign is there! and i saw it with my very eyes! (not the Fuck You sign tho :()

[crimsonxe]

I have to pause the fucking episode cause Daredevil Born Again 2x09 spoilers below the cut:

Frank legit came out of give-no-shits territory, got his fucking ass clean-shaven, and got a fucking hair cut because KAREN fucking PAGE called him. Oh and Karen has Frank's phone number to be able to call him whenever she wants. Marvel I s2fg you need to run with Kastle cause these two are fucking MADE for each other, only Karen can get that wild dog of a man on a leash like this xD

This fucking Kastle stare + Matt's fucking face like -chef's kiss- thousand fucking words in a 2 second window.

Now I'm going back to this fantastic damn episode, I was going to say then they fucking went to THIS GODDAMN SCENE:

I've missed them so damn much! The speechless stare UGH

I NEED Kastle to happen cause this chemistry is fucking insane.

She can't help herself but both laugh at Frank's shit-talk and also continue having faith in him. I LOVE it

These stares are killing me >.< And ofc puppy dog Frank has to wait for her to leave the room to speak his true feelings FFS Frank!!!!!!!

[barszcz-czerwony-i-biali]

It's been so funny watching people suddenly care about antisemitism again.

It's like where were you the past sixteen months?

I seriously couldn't give a shit about a fucking Nazi salute because I'm not even sure Musk is particularly antisemitic. I think he's worse than that, he simply does not care about humanity as a whole. To him, world is simply his playroom and everything in it his toys he can use and break for his amusement. Something I find more despicable than actions that arise out of fear or hatred. Hatred and fear and distrust of those different from us arises from being human whether we acknowledge this or not, a complete disregard towards humanity is something entirely different.

But people's sudden care towards this Nazi salute showcases human hypocrisy. We are likely to point out the wrongs in the other side and fail to do so or excuse the wrongs on their own side. And now I won't let this piss me off too much because this principle is reliant on someone judging what is and isn't wrong and only G-D is the true judge of that. And I wish to acknowledge my own hypocrisy in being human.

But I guess thing to ask yourself even in situations that aren't about antisemitism is "Do I truly care about this thing or do I only choose to care when it makes me look better than the other side.

Now I think the other important thing to remember is that belief is not fully reflected on social media. There are things I care about but don't post about for a variety of reasons. I just don't reblogg everything I see and like or feel I don't know enough to share the message or feel that it's too much to share one thing or another because it's heavy in one way or another. So once again I acknowledge my hypocrisy. Because I can hear people saying (mainly my internal monologue) Beetroot what about this issue that you've only posted once about?

However that being said. I can't stand people pretending they are standing up for something when the act of posting or reblogging a post is so superficial.

Probably what's more is that I hate that people think they care about antisemitism but their blog is riddled with a different strand of antisemitism and they don't even realise it.

This is why I don't post shit because I usually start with a statement and then get wrapped up in a introspective philosophical discussion that contradicts what I say or points out human bias and the inherent bias that comes from being oneself.

xd tl;dr i guess what I want to say is don't feel too proud of yourself for calling out Elon Musk. He's a piece of shit, there's forks in the kitchen, tell me something I don't know.

[michanvalentine]

I don’t mean to offend anyone—everyone is free to appreciate what they like. But the comparison comes naturally when I talk about my preferences and what I enjoy in the vampire spawn path rather than the ascendant vampire one.

As I already mentioned in another post, by becoming a full vampire—or rather, a new and 'improved' one-of-a-kind vampire—Astarion, in my opinion, fully embraces his monstrous side and lets go of the remaining human traits in him. So, his way of loving Tav/Durge becomes that of an ascendant vampire, lacking some of the qualities we’re used to in typical relationships. And that’s precisely what I love about the vampire spawn path—the idea of reclaiming life, reconnecting with others, and seeking out all those aspects that once characterized his existence as just another elf (with the necessary exceptions, of course—he’s still a sneaky bloodsucker xD).

I’ve noticed, for example, that Ascendant Astarion has a very strong sense of protection toward Tav/Durge, his vampire spawn. He feels almost obligated to keep Tav/Durge safe—it’s his responsibility. I wonder if he does it as a creator or as a lover. After all, the player completely surrenders to him, gives him everything—even their own life. (Their life, for fuck’s sake! In the end, the ascendant vampire kills Tav/Durge—he takes their life. Sure, he gives them another one, but that doesn’t change the fact that he takes it. And that’s another thing I personally find unacceptable because I fight every day to live. I want to live. My life is everything—it’s precious. The idea of someone taking it from me, just for the sake of control, is unthinkable. Especially when you should love me unconditionally, for who I am and not for who you want me to be. Of course, in an evil playthrough, it makes sense for Tav/Durge to want to become a vampire, but it's not mandatory. And the fact that the relationship can't continue otherwise is a red flag for me—one that I don't even think has to do with Ascendant Astarion's fear of losing Tav/Durge. After all, if they refuse the transformation, he is the one who ends the relationship and "loses" them. But of course, I'm rambling).

Anyway, back to the point—there are even moments where the ascendant vampire reinforces this concept, such as during the second encounter with Araj Oblodra. There, he explicitly states that he will protect Tav/Durge if necessary. Now, I absolutely understand the appeal of this scenario. Really, it seems incredibly romantic. But…

…it’s a concept that hits close to home for me, because of my family history. The responsibility to protect someone belongs to parents. Parents have a duty to protect their children. A fully grown, well-adjusted adult doesn’t need protection, nor should they seek it from someone else—especially not from their partner. I say this resonates with me because, at one time, I expected this from my husband. But in doing so, I placed a responsibility on him that wasn’t actually his. I burdened him with a role that wasn’t his to carry. I had to work through this, understand the mechanism, trace it back to its origin, and dismantle it as best I could—restoring our relationship to the right balance. One of equality. Because automatically, the one being protected is subordinated to the protector.

Now, this doesn’t mean we shouldn’t support or stand by each other when needed, of course! The point is that it should be a mutual responsibility, not a one-sided one. And that ties directly back to vampire spawn Astarion, who, the morning after the graveyard scene, explicitly talks about this—about being equal partners. Same rights, same responsibilities. And how, among the various dialogue choices, the developers inserted a little trap: “I’ll always keep you safe so you’ll never need the powers of an ascendant vampire.” Sneaky! I hate that line! Just as spawn Astarion hates it—and rightfully so! If we are equals, if we are true partners, then you should not act as my protector. You should simply stand by my side, damn it! Spawn Astarion is perfectly capable of defending himself—he’s not weak, not small, and most importantly, he’s not a child. He is an adult reclaiming all his rights as an adult. He doesn’t need a babysitter.

Just like I, as a player, don’t need one. And maybe, because of my personal experience, that’s why I don’t find it appealing or romantic that Ascendant Astarion wants to protect me. I don’t need it. I function just fine on my own. I am perfectly capable of defending myself. I worked hard to regain that right and that freedom.

By the way, I’d also love to remind Ascendant Astarion that he didn’t end up in that position by chance. I was the one who guided him there throughout the game. All the more reason he should know that I don’t need protecting—I can kick ass just fine on my own.

[spidrzfall]

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[AUTHORS NOTE: ik i haven't been posting for a while :( sorry everyone I've been going through a rough patch and uh due to very unfortunate circumstances dropped out of college 💔 - But you can only make positives out of negatives so I can maybe write more during free time. For now, have this tiny drabble I came up with xd — so short and maybe one day I'll go back to this idea and write more or not but enjoy! - sincerely, Alex]

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Drabble. 01 - his muse.

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It wasn't a surprise Peter loved photography. Aside from being what his friends appointed him a "Science Wizz", he loved photography, and to be frank, he fell in love with it much earlier than when developing a fond relationship with science. Photography was one of those things Peter found that made life a bit easier, a bit more colorful. Photography was his way of showing strangers how he views the world and how he perceived every tiny detail in his life.

Now the only flaw— well, okay, not flaw - but the only consistency in all of this was that Peter's photography was always centered around landscapes. If you were to ask him, his response would be that he was never fond of photographing people which was partially true, Peter wasn't a huge fan of taking photos of people, he tried it in highschool and he wasn't a big fan of it. Now, on a serious note, if you asked Peter why he didn't photograph people, he'd say he just didn't like bossing people around.

Landscapes and objects were easy! It was his safe zone, his comfort. He didn't need to interact with anyone. He didn't have to tell someone to stop loving or stand still only for them to move. He also didn't have to deal with the very awkward small talk or hear others' opinions. Contrary to popular belief, Peter Benjamin Parker wasn't one to take commentary lightly. Well, okay, he did! He liked the constructive criticism but he knows damn well in his mind he likes working alone because if he finds a mistake he's calling himself out instead of facing the anxiety and humiliation of someone else telling him "that photo looks wonky". He'd practically shrivel up and die if someone randomly points out he fucked up the rule of thirds or the photos too bright or there's slight motion blur because New York wind!

Occasionally, though, he'd have to face the fire. Being surrounded by friends who needed portfolios and had to get a professional photo and between having a friend who was great at photography (their words not Peters) and not paying seemed like a great choice to basically get on their knees and beg Peter to take photos of the than pay some person off Fiverr or Craigslist (if they were feeling cheap). And of course Peter being the amazing friend agrees to it because who is he to deny his friends his service.

Given he'd step out his comfort zone and into wavering dangerous territory but hey these were his friends, he couldn't say no — and they gave him $60 and free pizza so he most certainly wasn't going to make a fuss for nothing!

Life has weird ways of throwing Peter curve balls, as if it loves the idea of catching Peter of guard. It didn't take long for word of his amazing(ly cheap) photography to get word to his friends' friends. It was a matter of time. Weeks. That's all it took, Weeks for word to get out, how can't it when his friends openly bragged about Peter being a life saver for taking their photos for things like work portfolios, headshots, etc. etc.

Word got out so much that Peter loosely agreed when his friend asked him if he could photograph (M/N) since the other needed some headshots or something to be fair he wasnt exactly paying attention until it hit him he'd have to photograph a guy he's only met twice in his entire life and in both occasions they only said hi to one another and met at a mutual friends party. Peter went into this mini photoshoot, thinking he'd come home with 60 bucks in his wallet, 70 if he played his cards right, what Peter didn't expect going home with $80 and finding what he deemed to be his god damn muse.

He stayed awake all night after that photoshoot, between tossing and turning in bed, stuffing his face in his pillow, and repeatedly checking his digital clock next to his bed, Peter's mind only wandered to the photoshoot. It's almost as if something shot through Peter's very soul. Getting up from bed and reaching for his camera and looking over photo after photo, not one was imperfect in his eyes, like (M/N) was the perfect model, he just tied the photos! Replaying the small talk between their little photoshoot and how they were simply just stunning in every photo Peter seemed to snap, even when they moved causing the photo to be way too affected by motion blur, somehow Peter was fascinated by how much he liked them. Each one so flawed that it made it perfect.

Peter was selfish. Selfish and greedy. Those were the two words Peter whispered to himself anytime he volunteered to photograph (M/N). Going as far as to tell white lies that he had class assignments that required him to photograph someone one (that someone coincidentally being (M/N)). Hell, even when he didn't say anything, when he had no excuse, he just liked photographing the other, and (M/N) knew that, he'd always see Peter snap a photo or two in-between their one on one hang outs but he never once was bothered by the idea of being Peter's model in any sense, in fact he encountered it. Always asking Peter if he preferred if he posed for him in a certain way, all teases to let the brunette know he was catching on to his not so sneaky hidden snapped photos.

To anyone, they'd tell you Peter was entering a process, a process where he was being experimental and testing his boundaries with a model, except (M/N) wasn't just his model. No. He was Peter's Muse.

It had gotten so bad that, really, now that Peter shifts back into sticking with landscapes like before, all he can think about is how beautiful the world was, but how more beautiful it would be if (M/N) was there, how much more beautiful the photos would be if (M/N) was in the shot. How the photos would contrast the man's skin color perfectly. Every photo surged inspiration to Peter when he'd imagine (M/N) there, when he'd think about his muse.

Peter never had a muse until (M/N) came along and Peter wouldn't have it any other way.

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[the-real-anywolf]

Honey, I Shrunk the Angel

AnyWolf presents our @the-fluffstiel-bang fic:

Title: Honey, I Shrunk the Angel

Authors: anyrei | @anyreiart​ and queerwolf79 | @queerwolf79​

Artist: onowey | @onowey

Rating: Explicit (duh)

Beta(s): Eyes_Of_A_Tragedy | @eyesofatragedy67​​  & tfw_cas | @punk-is-notdead

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Content/Trigger Warning(s): None

Tags: Fluff, There Is Only One Bed, Canon Compliant, Until It’s Not, Romance, Comedy, Pocket-Size Castiel, Top Castiel, Bottom Dean Winchester, Anal Prep, Anal Sex, Consensual Somnophilia, Creampie, Unsafe Sex, Astroglide Makes an Appearance and is Also the Real Villain Here, RIP Dean’s Vibrator, You Were a Real One, Moosus Interruptus, Wishes Turn Into Kisses, And Then They Fuck, Because It’s Us, Questions About Whether Ken is Barbie’s Boyfriend or GBF

Word Count: ~22k

Pairing(s): Castiel/Dean Winchester

Summary:

Cas wakes up in his bedroom in the bunker suddenly the size of a bar of soap, discovering that the reason he is in this state is because Dean wished he could put Cas in his pocket. Neither Dean nor Cas know why this happened, but it won’t be the only wish Dean makes from his heart that will come true.

Notes:

Holy shitballs! We're posting again! We never really stopped writing, but there's been a lot of IRL distractions, as well as any and frankie hyperfixating on new fandoms. But Destiel will always be our home. And don't you fret, we are working on another Smut Week, in the interim, we have this and another bang fic coming up soon!

Please enjoy our Fluffstiel Bang entry and the absolutely GORGEOUS art made for it by the awesome onowey! We couldn't have asked for a better partner! Check their art! And maybe read the fic if you're feeling so inclined. xD!

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