#beverlon

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: I think I see a light! I’mma go towards it!

Mike: DON’T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!

Bev:

Bev: It’s not that kind of light

[whatthefuckisasweep]

Welcome to the It Loser Ships MEGABRAWL!!!

Hello Clowntown.

Do you have a favorite It ship? Do you want to think about random dynamics and which ones you like better? Are you curious about fandom metrics on ships? Do you want to rep your rarepair?

Then I've got just the poll bracket for you!

With the input/help from friends, I decided I'm going to host a Losers best ship bracket.

The rules and parameters:

Reddie is disqualified. We all know they would landslide the win, so we have to put the boundary somewhere if we wanna watch the polls like Gay Clowns Superbowl. Don't worry, we still love those two idiots.

Only Losers are allowed in the ships - sorry StanPat, you would have gotten so far if you were allowed and I love you.

Polls last one day each. Remember to get your votes in before the end of the day!

There will be 5 rounds, with the 6th round revealing the winner.

Due to the number of ships here (20), the second round is a little whack. Here is the bracket:

ROUND 1: 1a. Beveddie (Bev/Eddie) vs. Kaspbrough (Bill/Eddie)✔️ 1b. Kasplon (Mike/Eddie) vs. Steddie(Stan/Eddie)✔️ 1c. Hansbrak(Ben/Eddie) vs. Beverie(Bev/Richie)✔️ 1d. Bichie(Bill/Richie)✔️ vs. Hanzier(Ben/Richie)

ROUND 2: 2a. Stozier (Stan/Richie)✔️ vs. Kaspbrough(Bill/Eddie) 2b. Michie(Mike/Richie) vs. Steddie(Stan/Eddie)✔️ 2c. Billverly(Bill/Bev) vs. Beverie(Bev/Richie)✔️ 2d. Beverlon(Mike/Bev)✔️ vs. Stanverly(Stan/Bev) 2e. Benverly (Ben/Bev) vs. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️ 2f. Stenbrough(Stan/Bill)✔️ vs. Denscom(Ben/Bill) 2g. Stanlon(Stan/Mike)✔️ vs. Benlon(Ben/Mike) 2h. Stanscom (Stan/Ben) vs. Bichie(Bill/Richie)✔️

ROUND 3: 3a. Stozier(Stan/Richie) ✔️vs. Steddie(Stan/Eddie) 3b. Beverie(Bev/Richie)✔️ vs. Beverlon(Mike/Bev) 3c. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️ vs. Stenbrough(Stan/Bill) 3d. Stanlon(Stan/Mike)✔️ vs. Bichie(Bill/Richie)

ROUND 4: 4a. Stozier(Stan/Richie)✔️ vs. Beverie(Bev/Richie) 4b. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️ vs. Stanlon(Stan/Mike)

ROUND 5: 5a. Stozier(Stan/Richie) vs. Bike(Bill/Mike)✔️

ROUND 6: WINNER OF THE ULTIMATE LOSERS SHIP MEGABRAWL, EARNING THE TITLE OF THE SECOND-MOST-POPULAR-IT-SHIP.

The Grand Prize:

Whichever ship wins the bracket will receive a fanart of it by me since I do want there to be some type of stakes! Plus, it's fun for me to look forward to it!

ROUND ONE

Beveddie vs. Kaspbrough

Kasplon vs. Steddie

Hansbrak vs. Beverie

Bichie vs. Hanzier

ROUND TWO

Stozier vs. Kaspbrough

Michie vs. Steddie

Billverly vs. Beverie

Beverlon vs. Stanverly

Benverly vs. Bike

Stenbrough vs. Denscom

Stanlon vs. Benlon

Stanscom vs. Bichie

ROUND THREE

Stozier vs. Steddie

Beverie vs. Beverlon

Bike vs. Stenbrough

Stanlon vs. Bichie

ROUND FOUR

Stozier vs. Beverie

Bike vs. Stanlon

ROUND FIVE

Stozier vs. Bike

ROUND SIX

WINNER OF THE SECOND-MOST-POPULAR-IT-SHIP: 🎉BIKE! 🎉

Overall Rankings:

FIRST PLACE: Bike (Bill/Mike)

SECOND PLACE: Stozier(Stan/Richie)

THIRD: Beverie(Bev/Richie)

FOURTH: Stanlon(Stan/Mike)

[short-girl-tozier]

Rating some Losers Club ships:

Benverly (Ben and Beverly) 10/10 So cute. My favorite straight couple ever.

Denscom (Bill and Ben) 1/10 Ya'll stay friends. There such opposites half the time.

Hansbrak (Ben and Eddie) 0/10 Do I even have to say why this wouldn't work.

Haslon (Ben and Mike) 4/10 I mean cute and all but I don't see them being together to long.

Benchie (Ben and Richie) 3/10 I guess this could work but there a better friendship. I also feel like Richie annoys Ben sometimes.

Stancom (Ben and Stan) 3/10 I just want them to be freinds that go on hikes and read books. I just can't see them together.

Billverly (Bill and Beverly) 8/10 OK I really love them and feel like there good together but maybe not good FOR eachother. I also just love Benverly a lot.

Edverly (Eddie and Beverly) 2/10 Just no. Not eachothers types at all.

Beverlon (Mike and Beverly) 7/10 This could actually be really cute and work out. I can see it but I don't fully love it.

Bevchie 5/10 They'd be cute and be good together. But I like the friendship Holmes and Watson duo that we have more than I'd wnat them together.

Stanverly (Stan and Beverly) 6/10 This would be nice but Stan and Beverly would be like really close friends over lover's in my head. Like they vent and cry with eachother. But dating I feel like is too far for them.

Kaspbrough (Bill and Eddie) 4/10 I just do t like it. They're to different and neither of them could handle eachother in a relationship.

Hanbrough (Mike and Bill) 10/10 I REALLY love them together. I've said it before, if Stan is dead than I want theese two together as adults but if Stan's not dead then I like him and Bill together. But yes, Hanbrough is one of my favorites. Like they would go on camping trips together and that would be cute.

Bichie (Bill and Richie) 6/10 I think this could work but they're better as freinds. I like to think that Bill and Richie are actually best friends. So yeah, I guess I could see them together, but I think they should just stay friends.

Stenbrough 10/10 I love theese two. I think this would just work. Even in the book where Bill is a little bossy and sometimes pushy I thunk that him and Stan need eachother around. And Bill could pick Stan up off the ground and Stan could help Bill be a little more rational.

Hanbrak (Eddie and Mike) 3/10 I just can't picture theese guys as a couple. Of course I think they'd be really close and good friends, but Eddie just isn't right for Mike and vise versa.

Reddie (Richie and Eddie) 10/10 Yes, my favorite ship. They're the perfect amount of diffent and similar to eachother. And plus it's cannon in the movies that Richie likes Eddie. I love them together. I feel like there would be a lot of pain and hard times before they get together because they both have trouble with it. But once they're together they would be amazing.

Steddie (Eddie and Stan) 3/10 They're just too problematic for eachother and that's all I have to say.

Hanzier (Mike and Richie) 5/10 I guess but I personally am not a fan. Mike needs someone who can like sit at home and watch a movie drink some wine and head to bed and that's just not Richie. Richie needs someone who can keep up with him.

Stanlon (Mike and Stan) 10/10 So I'm actually a pretty big fan or this one. I think k like I said Mike needs someone to have a night in with. And Stan I think needs someone who would push him out of his comfort zone wich Mike would do. So I thing this could really would pretty well.

Stozier (Stan and Richie) 6/10 This has potential but there butter as friends because I feel like as a couple they'd argue a lot because they bicker a ton as friends and that could develop wrong if they were to date.

(Lil bonus) Stanpat (Stan and Patty) 10/10 Of I couldn't have Stan with Bill or Mike than I NEED Patty around. So they seem to only be the really happy couple in the book. They also learn things like sex from eachother and seem pretty similar. I think there's a lot of trust and commitment and communication and just a lot of good stuff about Stan and Patty together. Also there so cute.

All my opinions. You have yours, I have mine. Thanks for reading, this took me forever to do.

[incorrect-losers]

Mike: Do you know something?

Bev: Do YOU know something?

Mike: I might know something

Bev: I might know something too

Mike: What’s the thing you know?

Bev: Oh no, I can’t tell you until you tell me what you know

Mike: I can’t tell you what I know

Bev: Well, then I can’t tell you what I know

Mike: Okay, fine

[incorrect-losers]

Bev & Mike: *Eating Oreos*

Mike: Oh, fuck, these are so good

Bev *mouth full*: So good

Mike: And look at the intricate carvings

Bev: Yeah..

Bev *inspecting the Oreo*: Yeah, is this some Illuminati shit?

Mike: That’s what I’ve heard! Like, if you can decipher what’s on an Oreo, you can know the mind of God

Bev: I heard no two Oreos are alike

Mike: Hey. What a great conversation

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Mike, I need a boost!

Mike: You're a good person and people say nice things about you

Bev: …vertically

Mike: Right, sorry

[whatthefuckisasweep]

MEGABRAWL ROUND 3B:

[whatthefuckisasweep]

Round Three of the Megabrawl is Out!

This is the line up for today:

Stozier vs. Steddie

Beverie vs. Beverlon

Bike vs. Stenbrough

Stanlon vs. Bichie

Things are getting kind of hard to be honest! I'm excited to see our finalists.

I've also updated the masterpost HERE so you can see the winners from last time as well! :)

Happy Voting!

[whatthefuckisasweep]

MEGABRAWL ROUND 2D: