#bgo

[blackgirlsonly]

[yerevan]

hang on…

[7-ferrets-in-a-coat]

UehehahHHehhHAHAHA I LOVE ALL NY MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

(Verse):

Turn on social media desperate for replies 

Endless doomscroll spiraling until your battery dies

Take this pill for happiness, take this one for your weight 

Finally catch up with one trend and find you're far too late

(Chorus): 

There it is again, that funny feeling…

That funny feeling. 

There it is again, that funny feeling…

That funny feeling.

(Verse):

Waking up one Wednesday, but in 1955

Explaining to your parents why you wish you weren't alive

Your online friend in Canada is closer than your boss

Weighed women vs gas prices and justified the loss

No one's having children cuz they can't afford the cost

Of pre- mourning their babies every time they hear a shot

Regulating bathrooms, people’s bodies, people’s choice

The lobbyists with the money are the ones who have a voice

(Chorus) 

Live-action remakes, repetition, seen this all before

Genocide and backdoor deals, another world wide war

Read the word of Jesus, try to do as he commands

Then finding out the Bible’s on the list of books to ban

Working one job 9-5, another 6-10

Have your day off, blow your budget, do it all again

Contemplate existence, make a dark joke just to cope 

Worrying the day will come when it won't be a joke

(Chorus)

[princessenigmar]

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

jesu omo olorun

[luckycloverfield]

scratches head violently I dont ink im normal anymore

[mikeladano]

REVIEW: Dennis DeYoung - Back to the World (1986)

[softwaluigi]

weird question but does anybody have the board game online hurry up sound effect

[yerevan]

kode 2022

[starlyte-writes]

Last night I was hit with a vision beam of a ISWM swap AU where Mark and the Captain are swapped and now I don't know what to do with myself because I need to draw this but also I still haven't figured out how to draw past shoulders so WHAT DO I DO-

[morrowalker]

why do nt you follwom e

I LITERLALY FOLLOW YOU

[nikjima]

Bit of a question, if you're open to it. You discovered the Wedding Chapel. What do you guess it was supposed to be used for?

The Chaphael, my font of madness. 😔

Thanks for the ask! It's hard to guess, really, but going over what I know about it:

It has the CTY prefix, not the BGO or GLO prefixes, which is what the rest of the HoH has, so I don't believe it was part of the House of Hope.

Only a small part of it is actually walkable, and parts of the wall are not 'solid', and can be walked through, so from my experience of other scene behaviours It was most likely intended for a cutscene.

The background sound when in the area is also one of the default dungeon environment sounds, not Raphael's theme or any music from the HoH.

It is very incomplete, there are gaps between the wall pieces, the floor is uneven, there are almost no 'triggers' in place, such as those for cameras or lighting, and it's very sparsely decorated, so whatever it was for seems to have been abandoned early, though there is evidence in the game files that suggest it was looked at as late on in development as patch 5.

My delulu theory is, of course, that it was made specifically for the player character to marry Raphael in, after giving him the crown and him making them his consort. I want it to be that so very badly it hurts.

What I think it's more likely to be is either:

a - a spot in the city we could visit to trade with Raphael for rare items using soul coins, as we've been told in the past that Raphael was at one point going to be a trader who we could barter with using soul coins. (as an aside, there's some info in the game files that indicates Raphael would have been able to assist us as a summoned ally, there's a spell named "Diabolical Ally" with the text "Summon the crafty devil Raphael to fight alongside you." The spell summon data contains the UUID for a character that doesn't exist, sadly, so I have no way of knowing what form he would have taken. It isn't set up the way the endgame allies for the final battles are, so maybe it'd have been attached to something you could barter from him? 'Use this ring to call upon my aid once per day' kinda deal. Fun idea) This one is unlikely if it really is a cutscene area, of course, though it could have been a case of 'enter building, cutscene begins, complete trade in cutscene, exit'.

b - a scene where we'd see some kind of cult of Raphael scenario going on, post-epilogue. (Archdevils have cults after all, so surely the Archdevil Supreme would have a real fancy one). Perhaps he chose to desecrate a wedding chapel for his cult base because doing such a thing amused him, all the pomp and ceremony of weddings would obviously appeal to him, and corrupting the location a religious ceremony would be held would be extra delicious. Maybe Hope really liked weddings so it was an extra little 'fuck you' to the cleric who denied him, too. There's an unfinished 'Raphael Punished' area, presumably where we'd witness Mephistopheles eating him, so why not have a counter version for those of us who side with him where we see the fruits of his labour?

c - Raphael actually does take the player character as his consort, binding them to him for eternity as a sort of trophy (I rule the hells and have the Hero of Faerun who slew the Absolute in my retinue, in your face dad, your dragon ain't shit), and being the ostentatious so-and-so he is, decided to have a full ceremony to announce it. It probably lasted 9 days and involved 666 different poems about how great he is. He wrote the vows, and once the player character recites all those infernal words it means they're his possession entirely.

Okay, that last one was veering wildly back into the delulu realm. Let me dream. 🥺

Thank you again for the ask, people rarely ask my thoughts on things, it was fun to go back over the Chapel again. I only spent like 4 hours poring over it this time, not 2 days. Improvement! 🙌

To have and to mould into whatever my heart desires. In your sickness and my health. Not even death shall part us, Little Mouse.

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

... we had a death in the party in my DND game, idk man.

[klien2000]

S tngin q bgsak aq s exam, pro nniniwla aq s pawer nang bahala na si batman,,, aguy! I-skenetch q 2 bgo exam, kktpos q lang kulayan pag-uwi, hasyt,,,

Di ko bebreak one post every three days streak koh

[111naratorkin]

translation!!

1. making trollsonas for trolls with explanations

2. branch is teal because he is the squarest troll alive and does everything by the book, he also sued creek once. vest is olive because lets pretend floyd is an oliveblood and since trolls don't have families they are platonic moyrals and branch is wearing his quadrants color and its very common in troll culture. branch is also already teal in movies.

3. cobaltblooded trolls usually have some kind of business, because they are mid aristocracy and guy is kinda rich judging by "glamping" episode in bgo series, he also made a lot of stuff to sell so he fits the stereotype. i thought about making him indigo because hes a big fan of drama (it's similar to loving art which is indigo stereotype) but it fits cobalt too.

his sign is a G mixed with diamond symbol..because he is..Guy....diamond

I also chose cobalt because guy has a lot of blue colors in his palette already (blue eyebrows blue eyes blue glitter undertone) and also cobalt trolls are usually very moraly controversial...SO ARE GUY'S HUMOR like... it's not high comedy for sure, his character is funny like a cobalt type of funny too.

4. in smidge's wiki it's written that she is a teaspoon troll so i made her horns look like teaspoons

SMIDGE IS AN OBVIOUS INDIGO firstly she is the strongest troll or something?? secondly she is queen's right hand so she should be violet OR AT LEAST indigo. also little indigo trolls are canon since there is amisia in hiveswap

smidge's dress can be fuchsia because umm they're best friends with poppy so like platonic moiral again and it means she uses her quadrant colors

5.poppy is fuchsia..because she is a queen..and she is also very pink, so it suits her. i think every queen and king of trolls are fuchsia because they are different tribes so it's ok to have more than one fuchsia.

SHE HAS A LOT OF TEAL THINGIES BECAUSE BRANCH IS TEAL AND THEY ARE MATESPRITSS

also i think poppy is wearing not only her quadrants colors but also every best friend color. she has it on her dress and on her bracelets. she is also not limited with black and white colors since she is a queen.

her horns are flowers bc idk

5. sinth is violetblood because he is ambassador of techno trolls, a big shot, violetbloods are aristocracy so it fits, plus he can wear whatever due to status of aristocracy. he is also a fish and violetbloods are fishes, everything is perfectly fitting