#bicskill

[theroseandthebeast]

Danny/Stiles, hands/fingers?

(tumblr has malfunctioned and eaten my attempt at this prompt two times which just goes to show I should get way better about saving drafts, get your shit together, Amanda. once again I apologize for myself.)

Stiles’s most obvious asset is his mouth. It’s also his most obvious drawback, Danny thinks - Stiles even talks in his sleep, for fuck’s sake - but some of the best things are like that: a delicate balance, where too much or too little spoiling the whole thing. Not that Stiles is delicate. Not that Stiles is anything like delicate. Sure, more of a tempest in a teacup than bull in a china shop, but delicate? No. 

“You’re staring again,” Stiles says. He’s got one-eye cracked open, and there are crease lines from the pillow on his face. It’s actually incredibly unattractive. “I had the creepy crawly sensation of being watched. Taking lessons from Derek?”

“Derek does his best to avoid being in the same room with me,” Danny says. He thinks it’s because his introduction to Derek involved Stiles dangling Derek like a piece of meat in front of him, but it might also be that once Danny found out why Jackson had been acting so weird, he’d tried to break his fist on Derek’s face. Gorgeous abs only take Danny’s goodwill so far.

“Than you are luckier than me,” Stiles yawns. “I mean, are you sure he’s never in the room with you? He likes to lurk. It’s kind of his thing.” And Stiles stretches, arms resting up above his head, fingers twisting in his hair until it peaks into little tufts. ”He could be here now!” 

It had taken Danny a stupidly long time to pay attention to Stiles’s hands - too often shoved into pockets, or tucked away in his hoodies, or just flying around when he talked. Danny spent so long being distracted by Stiles’s mouth, and all the crap coming out of it, that he missed everything those hands were saying.

Danny shrugs. “Well, if he is, he’s going to get a show,” because Danny has his boyfriend sprawled over his bed, shirt pulled up and twisted around, with his stupid pillow creases on his face and his stupid adorable bedhead, and Danny’ll be damned if he’s wasting that opportunity. 

“Am I getting lucky?” Stiles says, delighted - who asks that, seriously - hands already on Danny’s hips and pulling him down. “Derek, dude, if you’re under the bed, this is your last chance to run.”

“Stop talking,” Danny says. He runs one hand up the length of Stiles’s neck, until Stiles’s head tips back into the pillow, and his Adam’s apple juts out far enough that Danny can see every nervous swallow, every breath. “And Derek, if you’re hiding in the closet -“

The burst of Stiles’s laughter is worth the sophomoric joke.

[gyzym]

So, I AM CONFLICTED ON BRITTA. On the one hand, I absolutely fucking adore her, and on the other hand, I feel like her character has sort of been torn to pieces, especially over the last season. I love Community more than any other show on television, and the Britta thing is my only real complaint, but: I think it's REALLY POSSIBLE to have a character serve the purpose she's serving, and make the points she's making, without sliding her down the increasingly ridiculous slope they've managed lately. Like, first season Britta was an overly harsh, overly suspicious, VERY INTENSE person whose fear of failure was so overwhelming that she often resorted to self-sabotage. Third season Britta is the worst, and that's all. 

LIKE WHY CAN'T I HAVE BRITTA WHO IS THE WORST--by which I mean what the show means: that she fucks up a lot, that sometimes she tries so hard that it actually makes things worse, that she is often a buzzkill, that she rarely hits the notes she's going for, that the way she cares about things and people reads as abrasive more often than not--BUT WHO ALSO CAN CONTINUE TO BE THE MESSY, COMPLICATED CHARACTER SHE WAS IN THE FIRST AND PARTS OF THE SECOND SEASON? I just, I don't know. It was the scene where she stuck the fake starburns on her face that really made me go like, what the WHAT, because I genuinely don't think first season Britta would've done that, and I miss that lady. I miss her complicated self-sabotaging and I miss her constant guarded barbs and I miss how witty they wrote her, and this character she is now, who isn't so much someone who makes mistakes as someone who IS, constantly, THE MISTAKE...I don't know. It's not the same. It makes me sad.

THAT BEING SAID: BRITTA FOR THE WIN. May she return to her old self on October 19th, which it will be in February, and even if she doesn't I will still love her and wish everyone--the show, the fans, the characters, she herself--would cut her a little more slack. Because the truth is, I think what they were originally going for in Britta is something we can all relate to, something we all fear, something we all are sometimes, and I think there's a lesson in that somewhere. There usually is, with Community, so I'm holding out hope :D 

[balphesian]

bicskill replied to your post: 

SAVE THE DIGITAL…..…………………………………….………………………………………………………….…………………………………………………………………………………………………………….WORLD.

DIGIVOLVE INTO CHAMPIONS

[milfweiwuxian]

presented without context

Aley: I'll hoard the pies and read porn in my room.

Harper: There it is, the perfect Thanksgiving. I approve.

Aley: "I'm thankful for pumpkin pie and apple pie and rimming and chocolate chip cookies."

Harper: chrIST. "I'm thankful for this food, my family, and boys in panties. Amen."

Aley: "I'm thankful for my health, the roof over my head, and pegging. God bless."

Harper: "I'm thankful for government approval on my loans, my teammates, and emotional dubcon. Mazeltov."

[the-moon-of-the-mind]

Last night I had a dream with a few friends in it. All the inside jokes of course. wtAH?

[do-you-have-a-flag]

Just downloaded all the Cabin Pressure stuff from that masterpost. When I become predictably in love/obsessed with this, can I blame you?

feel free

[balphesian]

bicskill replied to your post: 

My current position is (aka HEADCANON WHAT UP) that Will is wrongly convicted as the copycat killer and spends season 2 “behind bars” as a kind of CI to Jack (way more security but technically he’s “criminally insane”) until either he proves Hannibal is the killer, has a disease related episode and someone FINALLY DIAGNOSES THE POOR BOY TO HIS FACE, or I dunno something else. I JUST BASICALLY WANT CI WILL WHO EVERYONE IS DEEPLY SUSPICIOUS OF. (except Bev. She believes him :3) WHAT UP CRASHING YOUR POST.

YES oh my god, no, seriously, I would love for this to happen. it'd be a brilliant subversion of the original canon without compromising any of it (bryan, your fanfiction is the best fanfiction). and bev and alana would still believe him, tbh; maybe even jack! jack would be suspicious, but I feel like he'd know in his core that will didn't do it. maybe. ugh character relationships this is going to slay me over the hiatus.

PS CRASHING MY POSTS IS ALWAYS 100% ACCEPTABLE

[milfweiwuxian]

so harper made the mistake of tagging a stiles post with 'actual investigating meerkat' and then this happened. 

[m-azing]

hi i was having a really shitty night and your rwby and rvvby tags totally cheered me up tons and tons so thanks :)

awwww thank you!! I hope things have been better today :)

[the-moon-of-the-mind]

Read for my politics class tomorrow, or go to bed early?

Good night everyone.

[atomic--queer]

Tonight was a great night with some really awesome people. Some much needed down time :3 you guys are the best.

[milfweiwuxian]

bicskill replied to your post: bicskill replied to your post: Do you hear that?...

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT. CAN. WE. TALK. ABOUT. When Will went to confront Hannibal and Hannibal fingered the scalpel or a moment before DECIDING AGAINST IT. /aew;orbv/e;orn BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IM TAKING AWAY FROM THIS EPISODE AHHHHHH.

can we talk about how I was freaking out as soon as Will walked into the office and then how I actually bit my knuckle when Hannibal touched the scalpel? And can we talk about Hannibal tOUCHING WILL'S SHOULDER COMFORTINGLY? CAN WE FUCKING TALK ABOUT THE SUBTLE MANIPULATION AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HANNIBAL SLOWLY DRAGGING WILL DOWN?

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW WILL GRAHAM IS LIKE A FRAGILE PIECE OF GLASS THAT'S RIDDLED THROUGH WITH FRACTURES AND PRETTY SOON HE'S GOING TO SHATTER INTO A MILLION TINY PIECES.

[milfweiwuxian]

hey kiddies send me your cellphone numbers and i'll randomly send you ot3 bdsm not!fics that will make you hate me and love me at the same time

[milfweiwuxian]

where did that ot3 come from

oh i know

hARPER!!!!!!

[milfweiwuxian]

OT3 more like OTL

Aley: what have you done to me I never used to read fic for ot3's what fresh hell is this.

Harper: WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE. IN WHICH TWO PEOPLE TO A PAIRING IS NEVER QUITE SATISFYING.

Aley: i didn't ask for this.

Harper: This is what happens when you give your phone number to strangers on the Internet. They incept you with fictional threesomes.

[milfweiwuxian]

I have had the shittiest of days and I've been in a horrible mood for hours

And then I got 3500 words of not!fic in my inbox.

God fucking bless Harper.