#big james headcanon

[thechosenlover]

John and Big James headcanon ⋇⋆✦⋆⋇ Being the young sister of Sons of Thunder (Platonic)

Requested by @sweetweasleygirlstuff.

N/A: I really don't know if the length of my headcanons is right but I've checked tumblr for others and they are short like mine, although some are very long. What do you guys think? (I need opinions).

❀ Being the little sister of the Sons of Thunder is a lot of fun. Although it has its little complications.

❀ For example, every suitor who tries to get close to you has to deal with your older brothers and their murderous glances that they throw in his direction as a warning that the boy should not get too confident with you.

❀ They usually end up running away and you scolding them to stop being overprotective.

❀"But sister, he does not suit you. He who wants to marry you, must be at your level."

❀ You know they always say the same thing but you deep down you like that they care so much about you.

❀ Constant jokes and "fake" fights between the three of you.

❀ You love them very much and they love you. You have always been very close.

❀ Lots of group hugs, you like to show them your affection and feel how much they love you.

❀ Despite being the youngest you like to take care of them too sometimes.

❀ You want to show that just because you are the smallest doesn't mean you can't be strong and take care of them when they need it.

❀ That's why when Big James came out of the temple injured after the stoning attempt, you didn't for a second be the first to approach him to check on him.

❀"Brother, are you all right? Please tell me something!"

❀ "T/N is very dangerous, stay back."

❀ Obviously you ignored John and helped Big James up and bandaged his wound gently.

❀ You were very scared but you trusted in Jesus and that everything was going to be ok. Luckily the wound was not serious and everything was just a scare.

❀ "Brother, don't move, I will bring you the food".

❀ "But Y/N I can move now, I'm fine".

❀ You ignore his objections and ask him every now and then how he is doing, you change his bandage and even support him while he walks, insisting that he lean on your arm if he needs it.

❀ "Look who's the overprotective one now."

❀You just laugh at his comment and throw him an apple which he catches on the fly.

❀ They constantly ask you to prepare food for them when you have the opportunity to stop in some city to rest.

❀ You have inherited your mother Salome's cooking talent and they take advantage of it.

❀ They even fight with the disciples when the last piece of cake is left and someone other than them wants to take it.

❀ "Hey, hey, hey my sister made it."

❀ "T/N, didn't you tell me this piece I could eat it? Nathanael wants to take it from me, say something to him!"

❀ Lots of banter between you and John. Sometimes to Big James. The poor guy has to put up with a lot and be patient (deep down he likes them).

❀ You rarely have serious fights, or serious arguments and when that happens you are quick to ask for forgiveness. You hate to be upset with each other.

❀ You remember one time when John brought you a sprig of flowers as an apology when you had your first fight and how Big James practically forced you to hug afterwards.

❀ But in all honesty, there was no need.

❀ Deep down you wanted to reconcile with him.

❀ No doubt you love your brothers more than anything else in the world.

[mourningthem00n]

Just Black sibling things

Regulus: can i borrow your charger

Sirius: no

Regulus: why not? You’re not even using it

Sirius: i don’t want to

Regulus: please?

Sirius: no

Regulus: you literally said you’d give your kidney to save me

Sirius: yeah, but you’re not using my charger

[oneturiankindofwoman]

no one asked for this but here is my headcanon for how tall mass effect characters are

some of these are based on semi-canon info, like Mordin's 1/4 scale model translating to being 6'10" at full scale, but mostly it's just based off Vibes™️

[snow-snowball]

You call him "baby".

Characters: James Diamond, Logan Mitchell, Carlos Garcia, Kendall Knight.

Warnings: none; SFW

W: 1k

A/N: English is not my first language, so I apologise for my mistakes. Dividers belong to @enchanthings-a and her new blog @enchanthings

James Diamond:

• “Baby? Me?” the guy looked at you in confusion.

• James was clearly flustered. He was just around when you needed help retrieving the kite that got stuck in a tree.

• He often plays the role of the cool, glamorous guy, frequently hearing compliments like “Hey, handsome!” or “Looking good, are you free tonight?”, but no one had ever called him that way before.

• “No one’s ever called me that…” he said, pulling a purple bandana from his pocket and tying it around his head. “But if you want to, feel free to call me that when it’s just us, babe!” James winked at you, and after you raised an eyebrow in disbelief, he eventually retrieved the kite and casually handed it to you. “Did your little boy do well?” he asked, flashing a bright smile. You giggled, ruffled his hair playfully, and then dashed off.

• Even though he tries to project a cool demeanor, James is actually shy. He loved how you called him that, but he prefers to keep it private, not wanting his friends to tease him about it.

Logan Mitchell:

• Logan was in the kitchen, trying to fix Kendall's mom's mixer. She had asked him to do it three days ago, but Logan had been so swamped that it kept slipping his mind. Today, though, Gustavo finally gave them a day off, and the guy jumped at the chance to keep his promise.

• “Alright, this goes here, and that goes there. Got it,” he mumbled when suddenly you burst through the door, making him drop the screws he was supposed to attach.

• “Hey, baby, have you seen Carlos?” you asked while stepping inside, scanning the room for the guy in the helmet. “That fool broke my eyeshadow while goofing around!”

• “Ow!” Logan stubbed his pinky toe on the edge of the table, knocked over the glass of water, then slipped and fell.

• “Oh my God! Logan!” You rushed over to help him up. “Are you okay? I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to scare you!”

• “What did you just call me, like, three minutes ago?” he asked, rubbing his bruised tailbone.

• “Baby?”

• “Baby…that’s intriguing. Are you developing some sort of motherly instinct or something?”

• “Mother…what? What the hell do you mean, maternal instinct? God, Logan, you innocent goofball.” You slapped your forehead and headed for the door. “If you see Carlos, give me a shout!” The door slammed shut, leaving Logan alone with his thoughts. Honestly, he understood what you meant when you called him that. But he was so flustered that he decided to get out of the situation with his usual cleverness.

• “Ha-ha-ha! Baby Logan!” Someone’s laughter echoed in the room, and Logan turned to see Carlos fall from the ceiling. “Ouch.” He lay on the floor for a few minutes, writhing in pain, before giving a thumbs-up. “I’m fine!”

Carlos Garcia:

• Carlos was heading to the park, happily munching on a corn dog when suddenly you crashed into him and quickly ducked behind his broad back. Dogs were chasing you, and you were scared out of your wits. Carlos looked at you in confusion, then at the mutts, and back at you.

• “Dude, please help me!” You pressed yourself against his solid frame, trembling with fear. Without missing a beat, he pulled out more corn dogs from who-knows-where and tossed them into the bushes, where the dogs immediately bolted after them. “Farewell, my tasty treats,” Carlos lamented, but his mood lifted instantly when he felt a kiss on his cheek.

• “Thanks, babe!” You wrapped your arms around him tightly, giving him another peck on the cheek before dashing off.

• “Whoa…” The guy broke into a goofy grin and fainted right there. His friends, who had orchestrated the whole thing (they didn’t mean to scare you; they just wanted to set you up with Carlos), high-fived each other and rushed to pick him up, narrowly avoiding the feet of passing pedestrians.

Kendall Knight:

• Kendall was completely wiped out after yet another concert.

• The screaming fans and equally rowdy friends had drained him to the bone.

• So, exhausted, he broke away from his buddies, heading home for some much-needed peace and quiet.

• His fatigue was so overwhelming that he mixed up the numbers and accidentally walked into your place.

• You were in the middle of whipping up dinner when you heard the front door bang shut.

• Curious, you strolled down the hallway and spotted the adorably snoozing Kendall sprawled out on your couch. Chuckling at the hilarity of the situation, you fetched a blanket from your room, gently covering him so he wouldn’t freeze. With that done, you returned to the kitchen, now needing to whip up dinner for two.

• Half-asleep, Kendall caught the sound of clattering from the kitchen and a delicious smell wafting through the air, thinking it was his mom cooking. He snuggled deeper into the blanket. Then, another mouthwatering aroma hit him—one that had been driving him wild for the last three months.

• Bolting upright, Kendall looked around, realizing he wasn’t at home. Rubbing his eyes, he made his way to the kitchen.

• You were busy pulling out plates when suddenly, strong arms wrapped around your waist, and a sleepy head rested on your shoulder.

• “Hey babe? Did you sleep well?” you asked, turning to embrace him, your fingers gently running through his hair.

• “Mmhmm,” he mumbled, nuzzling his chin deeper into your shoulder. “Babe? Is that my new nickname now?” Kendall chuckled sleepily, pulling back to plant a soft kiss on your forehead. “So, what’s for dinner?” Just as he leaned in for a kiss on the lips, the rest of Big Time Rush burst in, catching you both in a cozy moment.

• “Looks like we showed up at a bad time.” Logan quipped, awkwardly covering his eyes.

• “Ooh! Pasta!” Carlos darted over to one of the pots, grabbing a plate from the cupboard and piling food onto it. The others shot him disapproving glares. “What?” Carlos asked with a mouthful. “I’m starving!”

© 2024 do reblog, but don’t copy or publish my work on other platforms, or translate (without my permission) into other languages. Any coincidences are coincidental! @snow-snowball

[sg-18-logurt]

who knew jubilee had dyscalculia? i just did

jubilee : hey wolvie wolvie : *grunt* (watching tv) jubilee : you gonna help me with math or not wolvie : ask icecube jubilee : he's on a date wolvie : summers? jubilee : doing boring adult stuff wolvie : *knows jubes is too lazy right now to ask him in the next room* is he? jubilee : oh come on wolvie : eh whatever jubilee : yeah let's do this wolvie : so what's bothering ya jubilee : having a hard time understanding it wolvie : which part girl be specific

jubilee : ....... the numbers wolvie : so the whole thing

jubilee : yeah wolvie : *sigh* you really need to get checked out sparkler

------------------------------------------------------------------------------ shout out to @dumbassalex for the inspo, if your a comic nerd check them out

[skyj80]

Canonically logan joined the friend group the latest. I think sometimes that bugs him. Just a bit if he thinks about it too hard. The others have no idea that logan occasionally feels this way. Even though, logically, logan knows he belongs, the thought of kendall, james, and carlos having years of friendship that pre-dates him makes him a bit insecure.

However, when carlos, james, and kendall are hanging out and logan is off doing something else, a common topic of conversation between the three is about how logan really completed them. Made them whole. Was a missing peice they're so grateful to have found. They look back on memories of their youth and think "that was cool, but it would've been so much cooler we had our logan there."

They just love him so much.

[starmoondany]

I have some things to say about James' cock (yes, we are having this conversation).

Big. But like. Too big. Horse cock in its greatest splendor. Thicker than long. Heavy (damn). Thick (yes, it needs to be said twice). And let's not even talk about his balls (that man needs to wear double underwear to hold all that LOL).

[saints-who-never-existed]

Do we talk enough about the deleted scene in the script that sees Fitzjames, returning from dinner in the rowboat with Franklin et al, give serious consideration to diving into the water to try and save Billy Orren?

On that note, do we also talk enough about the way it plays out in that very early pilot script? How Fitzjames again considers diving in and decides against it, only for Tom Hartnell - who was rowing the boat - to whip off his jacket, fully intending to dive in himself?

How it's Franklin who doesn't know who is in the water, and Hartnell who says "Billy Orren, Sir. That’s who it is. Friend to my brother. And to me."

[acrimeatteatime]

This is THE Jegulus dynamic, please and thank you

(And if you zoom in on that expertly drawn star you can see Sirius losing his shit)

[bloop-bloop-boink]

I was just hit by genius headcanon:

Clark Kent (Superman 2025) could be a 2nd gen Kpop fan

And he would have been a Sone™. He listens to a variety of groups but his main would always be Girls Generation. (James Gunn not including a single SNSD song in his playlist is criminal. Into the New World should have been in there.)

Anyway uuh I made a playlist of the songs I think Clark would be into, took matters into my own hands. I'm still slowly adding tracks, they are not in any particular order, but yea please enjoy 🥺🥺 ((I'm omw making a 2022 Batman one too))

Because it makes sense in a number of ways (please hear me out, even if you don't listen to Kpop):

1. Timeline checks out

The movie happened in 2025 and Clark was a baby 30 years ago—so lets say he's born in 1995.

Second gen Kpop started with TVXQ, who debuted in 2003 (Clark was 8), and reached it's golden age in late 2000s – early 2010s. That was when Clark was in his teens. We don't know how much computer access he got as a kid but it's my headcanon so I'll just assume (lmao). He could have been on Youtube and saw a music video in 240p or one of those fan made lyric videos and went down the rabbit hole. He's downloading songs into his phone, or iPod, if he owns one, and he's listening to songs on his way to school or doing chores in the farm.

And SNSD debuted in 2007, with Into the New World - which is his emotional thesis song - when he was 12 years old. Gee dropped in 2009, when he was 14. It completely checks out. He could very well have discovered Gee first and went back to ITNW, and fell in love.

2. Matches his canon music taste

Punk rock™ he says (although Lois says its pop, lmao).

Lmao anyway, it's established he likes pop/rock music, since he believed the bands he liked were punk rock—which basically means, he's not a musical snob, he's got an open heart and likes the emotionally sincere stuff and very into the aesthetic of 2000s music. (which means he would not be cringing at the 2000s visual kei phase of kpop sdsjdhs)

And 2nd gen Kpop did lean more into that pop/rock sound. (I'm not super knowledgeable on the technical terms used for music production this is purely based on personal experience). So yea, it makes sense that he would like songs like that, especially songs like Don't Don or Twins (Suju), or Rising Sun (TVXQ). These are SNSD adjacent bands so I think he would have been exposed to their music too.

3. These songs (esp SNSD ones) match his emotional language

Okay, have yall heard Into the New World?? Because it IS the Superman ethos. It's a very magical girl sounding pop song that is so so powerful. (James Gunn not including this in his official playlist is a crime. I'm still salty.)

This is the song sung at protests, not just in Korea, even Hong Kong and Thailand. It's a rally cry. It's about rebelling through hope, love, and inspiration. Here's some translated lyric excerpts:

Don’t wait for a special miracle There’s a rough road in front of us With unknowable future and obstacles, I won’t change I can’t give up

In the many unknowable paths I follow a dim light It’s something we’ll do together to the end Into our new world

And the particular few lyrics that always get me emotional without fail:

I love you, just like this

I get stronger just thinking about you It helps me so that I won’t cry

Like do yall get me?? 😭😭 This is literally, him. And about him. Imagine Clark chancing upon these 9 girls, singing about hope and love and choosing to believe and inspire others 😭😭😭 when he was 14 or something. When he's got powers he's trying to hide, when he's still growing into the man he becomes later, still finding his place in this world, when he knows he's different but he wants to belong, because he loves, and because he is as human as everyone else.

Like ?? I'm in tears??

And overall SNSD’s music is hopeful, wholesome, loyal, encouraging, and romantically uplifting without being aggressive. Which is exactly who Clark is, and whom he wants to be loved by.

These girls not only love you, they believe in you. They want you to shine as bright as they do. And they've got a very diverse discography. They got cutesy confession songs, they got vulnerable heartbreak ballads, they got anthems that command the room while uplifting those they love. And we know Clark loves powerful and competent ladies. (maybe I will do a full breakdown of why I chose the songs I chose for this playlist jsdjksjkdsj)

Clark wants to love and be loved like that, to believe and be believed like that. He wants to be the type of person they sing about, and he would grow into that man, eventually.

He'd probably have a poster of them in his room and Jonathan and Martha memorised the names of all 9 members because Clark had a bias crisis every three months. You can't tell me he doesn't gee gee gee gee baby baby in his room, or secretly do the leg dance from Genie.

AND groups like Super Junior and TVXQ is the emotionally literate soft masculinity that Clark embodies. Because the discography of these guys (in the 2nd gen era) are filled with stuff about first love, emotional intensity, and confessions with shaking hands and yearning™, coupled with intensity and drive, fighting for justice and change. Which is, yea, very Superman™. And Clark loves big, he feels big, he has crushes and he's clumsy and blushy and sincere about it. So yea, he would relate to these songs like they vocalised his emotional blueprint.

So yea maybe I'll write a detailed break down of why I think each song in the playlist resonates with Clark when I have time, sounds exciting.

But yea this is a long post thank you for staying with me hhhhhh

[the-chosen-fanfiction]

Headcanons | Big James & John cheering up their sister by starting a tickle fight | Platonic

Requested by Erin

Growing up with two older brothers has you at one huge disadvantage, namely that throughout your childhood, they have not only just been protective over you. It happens that they also love to tease you.

Let’s just say that they make it their personal mission to get under your skin as much as they can. This was especially prominent during your teenage years, and even though they are doing it less now that you’re adults, they still tend to be playful from time to time.

Now that the three of you are following Jesus, you’re forced to live closer together than before, sharing poky tents and being on the road all the time.

This brings forth some frustrations here and there, since you cannot exactly remove yourself from being alongside your brothers constantly. 

Your new situation also causes you to grow a bit anxious. No day is certain and you’re still looking for your personal position within the group, since your brothers are both called by Jesus and you’re just… Tagging along. At least, that’s what you feel like. 

James and John notice your sullen mood after a few days of you feeling particularly down. When your oldest brother attempts to get it out of you what has you in such a sour mood, you just turn away with the message that nothing is wrong.

John tries to get to the root of the problem as well, but cannot get it out of you even though his words are quite convincing. 

They discuss with each other what might be the issue with you, and how to get you out of your shell again. 

It isn’t until John overhears a conversation by accident that he finds out the reason for your tense and distant mood: you are afraid to lose them as your brothers, that they will forget about you once they have been properly sent out by Jesus.

This warms your brother’s heart, but at the same time, it breaks for you. He knows that neither him nor James will ever be able to stay away from you for long, since you are their dear sister.

When he tells this to the older Thunder, they come up with an idea as to how to show you that you are still their little sister and that they love you, no matter where life will lead you. And so, they decide that they are going to tackle you and tickle you all over until you’re giggling and begging for mercy, just like they did when you were children. 

One day, after you return from the market, you head for your tent to wind down from the day and take some time for yourself.

Unbeknownst to you, Big James is waiting for you around the corner, grabbing you from behind and lifting you up.

Your panic is only brief when you instantly recognise him, though. 

Right as you are about to protest, John jumps out from your tent and begins moving his fingers over your sides and at your neck, causing you to shriek and writhe at the sensation. 

It doesn’t take long for you to not be able to breathe anymore, laughing so hard that there are tears leaking down your face. John doesn’t show you any mercy, no matter how much you plead.

Eventually, the fun has been enough and James puts you down after a minute or so, smirking down at you. 

“Don’t think you aren’t still our little sister even though we are with the Messiah, (Y/n).” 

“Right, you shouldn’t expect us to stop teasing you until we are at least eighty.” 

The unexpected attack that had left you laughing and feeling lighter on your feet has definitely lifted your spirits, and you thank them for their efforts of making you feel better about things.

“Don’t ever do that again, though, or I will kick you. And trust me, I can kick harder than back when I was ten.” 

James doesn’t take that threat lightly.

It makes things less tense from then on, and your older brothers often remind you that they will never let you live it down. No matter how old the three of you are getting, you will always be their baby sister who will forever remain the receiving end of their mischief.

[a-century-of-sass]

Okay, but what if Bob chose blonde for Sentry’s drip because of some subconscious nod to Yelena?

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

House's problem isn't that he lacks empathy. It's that he has too much. He cares to the point that it's self-destructive. That's why he avoids interacting with patients like the plague because he knows that he'll care. He knows that he'll get attached, and he can't cope with that kind of vulnerability. House can empathize with and understand people so well that if he didn't constantly fight against it, he'd lose himself. He insults people and hurts people, and pushes them away as a survival tactic. Nobody spends that much time trying to convince people they don't care when they actually don't care. He has experienced so much heartbreak and abuse that he's learned his only way to survive is to push people away. He's not just trying to convince others he doesn't care. He's trying to convince himself, too. And he fails every single time. Because Gregory House loves people. He relates to them, he cares about them, and he feels vast amounts of empathy for them. He never gives up on patients, and he'll try to convince you that it's just because he loves puzzles, and while he does, it also is because he cares. When you experience that much empathy for people, it saturates every single part of your life. Every interaction you have becomes painful and overstimulating. You start to lose yourself. House is desperately trying not to drown in the minds of others. His ability to understand and care about people is what makes him a great doctor, but it's a blessing and curse. So he bites and claws and avoids and fights because it's all he can do to stay afloat. He's trying to constantly battle experiencing the emotions of others, on top of his own emotions, all at the same time.

[sea-slug-rave]

with his personality a lot of people write Sirius to be the type of sleeper that splays out and steals all the blankets and wakes up in strange positions from tossing and turning, but I love the idea of him gradually going into the smallest ball, burrowed safely with the covers pulled to his brow, not really moving throughout the night except to cuddle deeper into the closest warm thing, and really Remus, normally so composed and polite, is the one who splays out limbs and incoherently mumbles and occasionally drools, but never moves far from Sirius against his chest, so when he wakes up curled around him he denies that he sleeps like anything other than a gentleman, this of course is not the case while he sleeps in the hospital wing, where he is as still as the dead from the exhaustion of it all, and it really unnerves Sirius when he watches over him

[sg-18-logurt]

i like the idea that jubilee was a handful to deal with, and i think i read somewhere that the only people had could handle her/ she would listen to are hank and logan, of which she listens to logan more.

so, little jubilee will be menace for scott to handle on his lonesome

scott : jubilee... for the last time its your turn to wash the dishes this week

jubilee : i don't wanna right now

scott : come on jubes, you can't put off your chores any longer

jubilee : you can't make me; like you could anyway *annoyed eye roll*

scott : if you don't get up right now... i'll call mr.wolvie

jubilee : ppfffffttt, *snort* the NHL has started, dummy. good luck trying to get him away from the tv.

scott : i mean it jubilee, i will do it.

jubilee : yeah right

scott : *with perfect calm, feigning defeat takes a few steps away, and takes a deep breath* MR.WOOOOLLLLVVVVIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!

jubilee : oh SHIT! *starts running towards the kitchen*

** in the background, the audience begins to hear logan's pained groan, his team is losing and his eardrums now hurt**

[skyj80]

If James is straight, then he takes being called gay as a compliment of the highest degree. He knows the gays run Hollywood. He admires the culture. He thinks gay people are so rad. Gay bars are way more fun than straight ones. He fully embraces queer culture and is completely comfortable with people seeing him as a "gay icon." So, yeah, when he's asked if he's gay or finds magazine articles theorizing, he is not offended in the slightest.

BUT, if he is gay, he is has no fucking idea. It's not that he is repressing it. He just never he thought of it as an option. Until one day he casually drops during a guys night "idk why movies make kissing seem so magical. It doesn't really feel like anything." And everyone's like "James. What?" He's sees their confused faces and is like "What? What did I say wrong?" They explain to him that kissing actually feels great and they have no idea why he kisses so many girls if it's like kissing a wall to him. He goes, "cause everyone does it? I dunno." It all clicks for the boys. They share a look. Logan puts a hand on James's shoulder and says, "James, I have a suggestion, and I'm not kidding when I say this. Try kissing a man." He is so confused, but he does. The next day he just says, "Guys, I'm totally gay, and I've been wasting my time when I should've been kissing dudes this whole time."