#bigender eraser my beloved...

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Finally remaking this long ass Masterpost-

HEY!! HI!! HELLO!! Welcome to a stupid ass blog, purely made for entertainment and interaction!! My name is JJ, the owner of this blog! You can also call me Mike-!! :D

also gang I have a WIFE!! Insane, right?

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(credit to my bro @schnozzlebozzle for the drawing! Love ya bro :D/p) ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

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Uhhhhh currently questioning my gender but I think bigender may be. Correct. I dunno Honeslty

Sexuality is still a little in the air but I think bisexual and possibly demiromantic

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FANDOMS IM IN:

— TMNT

— LMK

— TOH

— RAMSHACKLE

— TADC

— SWEET TOOTH

— BOBS BURGERS

— TCHS AND CUPHEAD: DONT DEAL WITH THE DEVIL

— BEETLEJUICE

— EPITHET ERASED

— vel and Jay fan club. My own small little world<3

— FOPANW

— Bendy and the ink machine!!

— DEAR EVAN HANSEN

— INANIMATE INSANITY

— LOVE, SIMON

— LOVE, VICTOR

— SQUID GAMES

— WIN OR LOSE

— KREW (iykyk)

— SCHOOL OF ROCK (apparently)

— school bus graveyard

— k-pop demon hunters

And probably more I’m forgetting-

AU’S AND STUFF!!

(ONGOING BUT CURRENTLY ON HOLD!!)

The 4 turtles work peacefully at a competing hotel with the battle nexus, with their beloved father. But one day, everything spirals out of control! And their worlds get flipped upside down! Follow Leo, Donnie, Raph & Mikey on the journey of a life time! And who knows, they might meet some friends along the way, or maybe more…

Chapter one: The beginnings

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Stuff abt this au will be here, and here-!

(This au is currently on hiatus, and might not come back.)

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Cruise OJ au 🚢 🌊🍊

what if oj didn’t invest in a hotel? What if he bought a cruise? What if..things didn’t go as intended?

CRUISE OJ MASTERPOST

Other blogs!

@/ask-olive-huchers, @/ask-miss-maple-leaf, @/ask-christopher-harrison, & @/ask-adi-huchers (ramshackle OCs)

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@/candy-for-the-win, @/no-ditches-no-bitches, @/professionalidolizer (canon ramshackle characters)

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@/neon-of-the-leon, @/antonios-pizza-number1-fan

(TMNT blogs)

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@/emerald-dragon-girl, @/six-eared-shadow

(LMK blogs)

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my personal favourite @/mrfortexdex

(my oc!!)

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@/ yuwenspecialll

(win or lose yuwen blog!)

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@/graand-slamms

(baseball ii blog!)

there are other blogs, but unfortunately they are abandoned bc uh-..they just are lmao.

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(Oh my god I can’t tell you how long this stupid intro took please kill me-)

Also reminder that I am a MINOR. So no nsfw and “spicy” asks and such. They make me extremely uncomfortable.

Also STOP HARASSING MY MOOTS!!!!

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i need so much proof that shakespeare was bi as all hell please and thank you :) (its true duh, but um. i need to know more thank you) (๑•́ ヮ •̀๑)

THANK YOU FOR ASKING! May I submit the following evidence to the jury:

Sonnet 20 in its entirity. It’s one long love confession specifically addressed to a male beloved, grieving that they happened to be male. For those curious, the beloved is described as encompassing the highest virtues of man and woman together (in more modern terms, genderqueer/bigender/GNC/trans might apply. Of course, it’s doubly impossible to say anything of the sort for certain, given that a. those terms weren’t available to 17th-century Europeans and b. we have no way of knowing who Shakespeare was talking about, let alone if they were non-cis).

This entire poem is Shakespeare addressing someone as “man? technically. woman? probably also yes. do i care either way? no. are you the love of my life? absolutely.” Shakespeare essentially just goes:

[ID: a gif of Jonathan Van Ness saying “Gorgeous.” end ID]

and calls it a day.

Sonnet 63 uses he/him pronouns throughout. See especially: “[Time] shall never cut from memory / My sweet love's beauty, though my lover’s life: / His beauty shall in these black lines (this poem) be seen . . . he in them [will remain] still green.” (In other words, Time will never erase the memory of Shakespeare’s “sweet love’s beauty,” though it will take his life: his beauty shall be preserved in this poem forever, and so, in that sense, he will remain forever young and lovely.)

[ID: the “is this a pigeon?” meme, edited to show “shakespeare” gesturing at “a poem” to ask if it is “the key to immortality.” end ID]

He does the same in Sonnet 19, begging Time: “Him [my love] in thy course untainted do allow / For beauty's pattern to succeeding men” (“Leave him untouched, spare him / so that he can remain the model of absolute beauty for every man forevermore”) and declaring that though Time will do what it always does, still Shakespeare’s love will have his beauty preserved forever in this poem.

Sonnet 68 is similar, except instead of grieving the inevitable loss of youth, Shakespeare praises his beloved for aging gracefully: “In him those holy antique hours are seen, / Without all ornament, itself and true . . . Robbing no old to dress his beauty new.” He’s praising his beloved for proudly showing the wrinkles in his cheek and fading hair, instead of using the hair of the dead for wigs (as many did at the time), or trying to feign a youth he no longer has.

[ID: Shakespeare’s new and improved attitude to age. A grey-haired woman in brightly coloured clothes leans against a graffitied wall. The caption reads, “OLD is the new YOUNG.” end ID]

For the record, I maintain that Sonnet 42 is big polyam vibes, but that’s more debatable and would require a whole separate essay to argue for. Still. Gotta include it in the list.

also, as I said in a previous post:

all the genderbending in Shakespeare’s plays is, in my view, about 40% unapologetic projection and wish-fulfillment with a slapdash retcon at the end so he didn’t get executed, 20% quiet seething rage, and 40% him playing with the sort of humour that’d get him upvotes in early modern England. 

[ID: John Mulaney saying “I’m very gay. I’d like a few dollars.” Wouldn’t we all. end ID]

Of course, Shakespeare’s queer content isn’t explicit outside the sonnets, which had less wide of an audience. If you were too obvious, or ticked off the wrong person, or if some lunatic decided to use your words to promote their destabilizing social violence, you WOULD get executed. That wasn’t a hypothetical. Some people were more open than Shakespeare. They paid the price. Look at what happened to Marlowe and Kyd.

It was dangerous to be queer in early modern England, especially if you didn’t have the same protections that the aristocracy enjoyed. And Shakespeare wasn’t an aristocrat. In my mind, it is the opposite of odd that he would play off his queer content with humor and “happy endings.”

Shakespeare was living in a highly charged, highly controlling political climate, where anything subversive could spark another civil war. Censorship was high, and stakes were higher. Just because a lot of Shakespeare’s queer content (particularly in his plays) is left vague and only included when it could be treated comedically doesn’t mean it wasn’t also genuine.

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I am Darunia, of the True Elves, one of the few that escaped the Humans’ barbarous ravaging of my homeland– of course I don’t blame you, sweetheart, just your race! You’re special, but most importantly, so very cute! May I play with you? Please? I promise to be gentle!

History

Name: Darunia of the True Elves, she has no family name as her family is her clan, simply known as the True Elves.

Family: Her clan is closest to her, but when she stumbled into Moondust, she fell in love with all the creatures there, adopting them all as her side family,

Born: She was born several centuries ago in the Brecilian Forest, with her exact age unknown to her and others, as the True Elves never bothered keeping tract of how long their endless lives went on.

Her Clan: Their location is a better guarded secret than Andraste’s ashes, with their very existence erased from legend with time. Every True Elf is almost completely in tune with nature, the fade, and magic, making it simple to keep their secret. They still don’t know where Darunia disappears to every once in a while, but they assume she’s just out collecting Ironbark or meditating.

Personality

Personality: She’s extremely maternal, and views humans and modern elves as babies of sorts. If they ask, she’ll take them seriously, but not immediately. She can come off as a bit condescending, but she really doesn’t mean it. She can be childish, as she’s one of the youngest in her clan. Her mind wanders often, so she’s never been one for meditating like the rest of her clan. She can be overbearing, with her maternal personality driving most of her interactions with others, using the humans or elves in Moondust as a way to let out her motherly nature, as she has been forbidden from having children by her clan to avoid growing the population. 

Physical and Stats

Age: Her age is unknown, but she’s physically similar to what a human would be like in their mid-twenties. Her face is eternally youthful, however.

Gender: She chooses to live as her assigned gender, a female, although the True Elves consists of Male, Female, and Bigender.

Weight: She doesn’t say, but probably around 250 pounds, or about 114 kg.

Height: She’s exactly 7 feet tall, or about 213 cm. The True Elves are a very tall people, with the tallest in her clan standing at 8 feet, making him the clan’s leader. She doesn’t think much of her height, in fact, she loves how easy it makes it to play with humans and modern elves, since she gets great joy from picking them up and tossing them gently if they let her. 

Sexuality: She pansexual like all of the True Elves, but has a preference for men sexually, but has no preference romantically. 

Strength: She’s incredibly strong, but compared to others in her clan, especially the men, she’s nothing remarkable. She could pick up a Mabari in each hand easily, but doesn’t think much of it. 

Tastes: Like the Qunari, the True Elves have no sugary or baked desserts, so when Darunia was introduced to them, she fell in love with all sorts of pastries and sweets. She possesses no gold or silver, so she pays for such things with favors like lifting things too heavy for humans or elves, or by making Ironbark crafts. She’s learned how to bake fairly well from the village baker, but enjoys frosting cakes the best, making intricate and complicated floral drawings.

Appearance: She’s beautiful, looking more like women in Renaissance paintings. Her skin is incredibly pale, and her hair is fair. Her hair is wavy and comes down to her lower back. She’s got large hips and breasts, with her bare chest about 55 inches around, her hips about 60 inches around, and her waist usually about 36 inches, but depending on what the bakers have out, it can get a bit larger. She wears long, lacy white dresses that come about down to her knees, and are loose enough to billow out when she dances, something she takes great pride and joy in. Her eyes are sky blue and large, doe-like. Her ears are like the rest in her clan, large and rabbit-like. She doesn’t find the slur of “Rabbit” offensive at all, delighted to be compared to something so cute. The elves of Moondust tried to explain the history of the slur, but gave up after a while. The ears of the True Elves are not what all elves used to look like, but once the elves were taken into slavery, the recessive gene was wiped out due to the mixing of bloodlines. She wiggles her ears when excited, and flattens them back when angry or frightened, along with drooping them when upset. They’re very sensitive, and she’ll absolutely melt if you stoke them.

Magic and Skills: She is extremely skilled in the crafting of Ironbark, spending most of her time out in the forest looking for the fallen bark. She’s a borderline master of natural magic, but she only uses it for things she finds fun, like creating breezes to rustle through trees and rocks to make music she sings along to. Her voices sounds very close to fhana, with this song being one like she’d sing, but English, high but sweet and smooth. Her ability to craft has made her very beloved among the people of Moondust, as she has made many staffs, bows, and armor, all with magic embedded to increase magic output and efficiency, increase durability and strength, or to protect the wearer from other magical attacks.