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bug383 · 8 months ago
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I got my Christmas gift early and I'M SO HAPPY ABOUT IT! AHHHHHHHH! GUYS I GOT THE WHOLE SET!! I'm just so happy, thankful, joyful, excited, EVERYTHING!!! I love my mom sm!
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fauxfickle · 4 months ago
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"I really hope they didn't mix up the normal brownies with the weed ones I made... Nah, they wouldn't. They'd have to look all the way in the back of the fridge..."
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Meanwhile in the other room:
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furreyra · 3 months ago
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i lov u billy bob broccoli
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daisilynn · 2 years ago
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The Sidewalk Surfboard!!💥
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poarkchop · 10 days ago
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he likes to play basebawwwwwllll
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pizzaratzz · 7 months ago
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biohazardigrade · 8 months ago
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Munch and Billy bob cuteness (they're my favorites 🤎💜)
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pyrovizionnn · 11 days ago
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sorry it had to happen
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oizysxox · 3 months ago
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dont usually post myself on here but wanted to share some of the pics me and my friends got to take with the rockafire explosion animatronics on our prom night:>
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aoifeart777 · 4 months ago
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BILLY BOB GET OUT OF THE ROAD UR GONNA GET HIT
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rolfe-dewolfe-fan-page · 4 months ago
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The TV in my living room was on and it was one of those "Forged in Fire" Shows. They said the name Billy Bob and I ran to see because I thought they were talking about THE FREAKING BEAR!!!
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shelbgrey · 1 year ago
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Thunderstruck(Lance Harbor)
Paring: Lance Harbor x Reader
Summary: Lance Harbor and y/n have hid their feelings for each other for a long time, but after an act of rage the truth came out. @ashleed
Prompt: 0.7) “he's not my boyfriend” - “I think you better tell him that” - “what?” - “only love makes you that crazy”
MasterList ML2
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Tomorrow was the big game which means everyone was running around the town like mindless zombies anticipating the game that the coyotes were guaranteed to win. I didn’t care about football much which might as well be a sin around here, I didn’t mind it but I'm not willing to use a football as butplug like most of the dads and coaches around here. I wished i shared the same enthusiasm as my brother Billy Bob. he fucking loved the game and would give his left nut for it. But even though I didn’t give a damn I was at every game, not only because I was in color guard but so I could cheer Billy Bob and Lance on. Damn, he made football look like the most exciting game in the world.
But all amazing things have their faults. The old men in this town are bastards, all of them. They push the team and don't care if they die or not. Rain or shine they play, sick or hurt they play. It pisses me off. Especially when the dads use their sons as ego boosts. Lance’ dad and Mox’s dad are great examples. I respect them all for standing through all the bullshit, especially Lance.
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Remember when I said every great thing has its faults? Well cook-out in this town is a great example. The team and their families would be eating good food and having fun then Lance’s dad or Mox’s dad ruin it by running their mouths and using Mox and Lance to get back at each other.
“Is this how it's always gonna be when our dads are together?” Lance asked, glancing at Mox. “just one long ass pissing contest?” Mox shrugged, not really wanting anything to escalate if they heard our conversation. I just sat next to Lance and continued eating my ribs.
I didn't hear what brought it up, but Lance's dad and my dad brought up the matching band.
“well, at least your daughter is involved with somethin', but then again the marchin' band is useless without the football team”
I rolled my eyes, not giving two shits what he thought about me or the matching band. I’d like to see him get out on the fiend and do half the crap we do. I was gonna let it go.
“That's not cool dad…” Lance said in a hard tone.
“Im just kiddin’” Lance’s dad rolled his eyes and tossed Lance the football. Lance groaned and stood up before throwing the football as hard as he could. His dad caught it with a grunt from impact. “Nice one, son… Don’t see a band geek doin’ that”
I glanced over at Lance. He was staring hard at his father with his jaw clenched.
“That throw was cute..” Mox’s dad rolled his eyes and took the football and told Mox to stand up.
“Jesuse crist” I mumbled.
“You both knocked it off,” Mox’s mom said to both Lance and Mox’s dad. “It takes so much coordination to do what they do” she said half drunk.
“I'm just sayin’ people could care less about the halftime show and all that… we came to see a game not a broadway musical, then after football season you hear nothin’ of em” Lance’s dad went on.
“You know what else takes coordination?” Mox’s dad asked, he stood up and launched the football towards Mox and put an empty beer can on his head. “Come on dad, this is stupid!”
“Just throw it son”
Mox looked down at me and Lance and gave us both a sympathetic look. “Sorry..” he mumbled and launched the football at the can perfectly. Mox’s dad looked at Lance’s dad and showboated a bit. That only pissed him off more and he ripped the football away. “You think your son’s better than mine?”
“Well lets just say if Kilmer wasn’t such a prick my son would be starting quarterback” Mox’s dad snapped, Lance’s dad gave a mocking look of surprise. “Oh.. is that a factt?”
“I'm sorry about all this, I wouldn't have asked you to come if i knew this would happen” Lance whispered to me. I was about to respond to him, tell him it wasn’t his or Mox’s fault, but his dad beat me to it. “What about you Lance? You think you're better than my boy just because you're your captain?”
“No I don't,” Lance said firmly. Hell, these bastards are lucky their egos haven't ruined Mox and Lance’s friendship.
“Well, why don't you prove it. Show em what it takes to be a coyote. Nail the can” he said sharply and toused the football to lance. Lance was almost red in the face and he gripped the football hard.
“Show him what it takes to be a starting quarterback. Show em that little flag twirler isn't a distraction” his dad barked,
“Come on lance, nail the can” someone shouted. Lance snapped and launched the football, smacking right into his dad’s nose. He groaned in pain and fell to the ground. Lance’s jaw tightened and he glanced over at me.”Let's get out of here” he said in a hard tone and grabbed his letterman jacket then grabbed my hand, pulling me out of my seat.
“See ya later, Mox” Lance mumbled and pulled me towards his truck.
Once we were away from everyone he cupped both of my cheeks, looking me in the eyes. “I'm sorry.. They're all assholes”
“Its okay, Lance… let's just get out of here”
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“Heard your boyfriend nailed his dad in the nose at the cookout saturday” Wendell said, coming up to my locker. I quickie shut it, making Billy Bob peak from behind his to see what was going on”
“Yeah, Lance nailed him right in his beak” Billy Bob laughed.
“He’s not my boyfriend” I protested, making Billy Bob and Wendell both give me a ‘yeah right look’
“What?!” I asked.
Wendell scoffed sarcastically. “Only love makes you THAT crazy”
“Crazy enough to nail his old man in the face when he put you down,” Billy Bob nodded.
“You both are idiots” I shook my head, grabbing my books for Miss. Davis’ class. “You hit your head too many times on the field.”
“You just don't want to admit I'm right for once!” Wendell called out as I walked away from him.
I shook my head, trying to ignore what Wendell and Billy Bob said. I rounded the corner and ran right into someone, making my books fall to the ground. “Shit, sorry Y/n” Lance said and quickly picked up my stuff.
“Dont worry about it” I looked up and stared into his blue eyes as he handed me my stuff. His gaze made me think about what the boys said, it replied in my mind over and over again. I snapped out of it and cleared my throat. “So.. how's your dad?’
“Don't worry about him,” Lance said, shaking his head. “I'm not grounded if I win the game” he rolled his eyes.
“Ooo. so much pressure” I said sarcastically, making lance laugh.
He nudged my shoulder playfully as we walked down the hallway. “Can't wait to see the halftime show”
“You actually pay attention to those?” I was surprised.
Lance almost looked hurt when I asked that. “Of course, why wouldn't i? You pay attention to all our games”
It always made my heart flutter at the fact he cared so much. With all that pressure and needles put on him he's still smiling and being the kind hearted person he is. Anybody would be dumb to hurt someone as amazing as him.
“Well, i'll see you tonight at the game then” I smiled stopping at Miss. Davis’ classroom. Lance smiled big. “Yep”
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“Billy Bob, if you're too sick to play, say somethin’ damn it!” I said sternly as we walked down towards the field for the game.
“I told ya a billion times, im fine” He said rolling his eyes.
I bonked him on the butt with my color guard pole, not hard, but hard enough to get his addiction. “Hey!”
“Don't hey me! There’s a damn oxygen tank down there for you, you shouldn’t play”
“I can't let Kilmer or the team down!” Billy Bob Sighed
“Fuck Kilmer! I'll shove this entire flag so far up his ass it comes out his mouth”
Billy Bob stopped dead in his tracks and looked at me. “Just do what you need to do and I'll do what i need to do. Mind your business” he said and put his helmet on before going down to the Field where Tweeder and Wendell were.
“What’s going on?” Lance asked, walking up to me after he saw Billy Bob storm off.
“My dumb ass brother, thats whats going on”
Lance gave me a side hug. “I’ll keep an eye on em” he moved his arm off my shoulder and ran towards the field, he turned around walking backwards. “I'll get a touchdown for ya, hell I'll win the whole game for you!” he called out.
I shook my head playfully, I was glad he was far enough because I was turning bright red. “Good luck!” I called out.
“You too!”
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The team was doing good, only a point or two behind, but they would easily catch up. I was sitting on the bleachers with the rest of the marching band watching the game. The whistle blew and Lance ran down to the number lines. I really don't know which one, I just know there's a bunch of hot guys throwing a football around. Anyway, lance turned sound and waved at me before getting in potion.
My smile disappeared when I saw Billy Bob Hobell onto the field. He looked awful. Lance called out the play and the whistle was blown, just like that Billy Bob collapsed and Lance was tackled. Lance screamed in pain. The way he cried out made my heart shatter into a million pieces. I didn’t care what was going on or the fact I needed to stay in the bleacher, I left and ran towards the stretcher lance was on.
“We're taking him to the hospital,” the paramedic told me. His sister Juiles came up to me just as worried.
“Come on, you can ride with me to the hospital”
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I sat next to Lace the whole time after his surgery that night. Mox had took Juiles home and his bastard of a dad was too upset about Lance’s football career to come into the room. I held his hand, praying he would be okay. The doctor said he needed more surgeries after this one and his recovery time would be hell. It scared me to think about him being in so much pain, I was about to doze off but Lance winched and shifted as he slowly woke up. He squeezed my hand weakly and turned his head towards me. “You're here?” he asked softly.
“Of course” I smiled softly, brushing some hair out of his face.
He winced, looking away. “I’m sorry…the game-”
“You're seriously bringing that up?” I interrupted him softly. That made me truly realize how much pressure his father and Kilmer really put on him. They wormed their way so far into his brain all he cared about was disappointing them.
“All I care about is your recovery and you being able to walk properly” I said. Lance smiled weekly and gave my hand a gentle squeeze before bringing it up to his lips, kissing it softly. “Thank you. I don’t know what i’d do without you”
I smiled softly, staring into his eyes. He smirked. “This maybe the drugs talkin’ but…” he stopped mid sentence and pushed the button that raised his hospital bed. “What are you-”
“Shut up” he said innocently and raised the bed up far enough where we were eye level. He placed his hand on my cheek, pressing his lips to mine gently. My heart pounded, wondering if this was a dream. I placed my hand on his chest where his heart was and kissed him back softly. He pulled away gently, pressing his forehead against mine.
“You don't know how long i've waited to do that” Lance smirked, running his fingers through my hair. “Me too” I whispered, placing a quick soft kiss on his lips.
“If you hurt yourself like this again, I'll kill you” I joked.
“That’s fair,” he laughed, leaning forward and kissing me on the forehead.
Nothing else mattered now. The only thing that mattered was his recovery and making sure he knows he’s loved and a stupid football game wasn’t that important.
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pick-a-plush · 3 months ago
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showbiz pizza place dolls!
If you insist!
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⚠️ROCK AFIRE EXPLOSION COMIC REVOLVING AROUND A SEXUAL INNUENDO IS UNDER THIS TEXT. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! ⚠️
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based on the infamous I Ain’t Gay song and dialogue partially inspired by this video.
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daisilynn · 2 years ago
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She’s got it, yeah baby she’s got it!🎶🪕
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lord-eden · 1 year ago
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