#bit ot a shitpost

[azaharinflames]

Why do I feel like, at some point while writing Season 8, Tim went like: ohhhh you know what would be gold? If Maddie was kidnapped by a serial killer.

and then, he woke up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night like: but wait, even better - she’s pregnant

and right before sleep claimed him once more, he nearly fell out of bed like: but how would buck go through it if he has the support of tommy this time…? that’s it, he won’t have it! I’m a genius oh my god

and then, probably while driving to work, he was like: damn but i would need to make maddie pregnant kind of quick to have it established by mid season. and buck and tommy have to break up out of nowhere. oh well. i’ll figure it out.

… and that’s how 806 was born.

[banethebloodgoat]

I really wanna create a language that's just English but really weird sounding

Like swapping the front and back letters on some words and making certain word combinations connect in confusing ways when spoken

[kafkasque-bitezzz]

Feeing a bit talkative today sauuur shitposting nostagia in tumblr TT

I just randomly remembered how i used to see SEIYUU RADIO SHOWS in like 2015 to 2020 diligenty. Like theyr'e still up in youtube but I cant find any recent ones. (and the 10 years ago thing hurts me :((( I remember Shimono Hiro ans Yuki kaji was insanely popular, even among Fujoshis XD

To be honest, I don't watch new anime's these days. I think the focus has shifted more to shounen, who don't try fanservicing as much except character design. Ansd woth the increase in us popularity, i bet the parasocialism in the East is decreasing in both kpop and Anime indrusty. Or maybe i just don't know the keywords to find them ? I don't even know which seiyuus are popular these days XD

I was head over heels for especially YAOI ONES. I remember DAKAIICHI and YBC radios, where the seiyuus were dripping with fanservice.

I rewatched them yesterday and yeah I haven't really matured, they're still pretty fun ngl XD

I just wonder if they still do seiyuu radios anymore. I fee ike the yaoi anime craze has dimmed a ot, maybe due to a those thai dramas or maybe bcs let's face it, beside the romanticization, yaois were pretty toxic sauuur new gen is better than us ig ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

[lunellum]

Just saw a loss.jpg shitpost and I gotta say the comments were bizarre

Not because there were people who didn't get ot, that's fine and understandable. But there were people in the comments going "it's okay, I'll explain, you see it's loss, which is an allegory for grief, someone finds a significant other, they live together and one dies. very sad."

That's. Not what loss is. I don't think that means what you think it means.

Has this bit of meme history just spawned a whole unrelated serious allegory? This is so weird

[indoblood]

Okay so this is gonna be a bit long, everything I can recall as basics is under the cut

Fiddle around for the most part lmao

But- as you've probably noticed, your dashboard is your personal "timeline" and will only show what posts users you've followed have made and reblogged (you can disable the latter), and is your default. You can turn off "based on your likes" in your settings.

You can hide your likes and follows on your page too. Likes don't boost a post themselves since there ain't really no algorithm (theres like 2½ celebrities here and you don't have to censor ANYTHING on this hellsite), so reblogging does a lot more. Of course you ain't gotta reblog a post.

You can turn off tumblr live you just gotta do it every 7th day

Like twitter profiles your blog will show both your own posts and reblogged posts- also old posts are rampant and very welcome so reblogging them isn't weird or anything.

And for tags-

Tags are a way to post your thoughts on a post without directly adding to the post. Tags can be anything- characters, shitposts, you name it. It can also be a way to sort your posts under specific tags, and muting tags is the same as muting words on twitter as in it'll block the post completely. That being said just go apeshit with the tags

Adding on a screenshot ot tags you like to a post is called peer review iirc

ok. so. how does this shit work

[fallout-mars]

having a mild meltdown because i’m queer but men in suits are hot

[hiding-under-the-willow]

"My sheer, unbridled Lesbian confidence is too much for these mere mortals." - an actual thought that passed through my head after merely crossing the street.

[newergrowup]

i keep my icon an anime screenshot because i WANT to be perceived as insufferable

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

Hi, if it's alright I'd love a match-up! Any character is fine but I'd prefer one of the skeletons. Mostly outta curiosity. Okay so I'm a 5'6" (really 5'5" but i lie) person (she/they). I have some tattoos and hoping to get a couple more along with a few piercings.

I like drawing and writing characters for my stories. I'd love to get my stories out there somehow, just don't know which medium yet (general 10 year goal). I love watching and reading anything. But nothing is spared from close analysis and predictions of what happens next. I also love cats!, cold weather, sweets, and iced coffee (that's basically just sugar and chocolate in a cup).

I don't like really rude people. It's okay if it's a couple jokes once in a while but super often or just straight up jerk behavior is off my list. Also loud open mouth chewing (HUGE pet peeve). People who also just don't care about others or don't try and fix their mistakes really irritate me (Massive deal-breaker!). I hate pickles and wearing socks to bed. Or waking up suddenly because of people.

Okay qualities and flaws!: I'm creative, doodle everywhere. I'm smart, love learning about anything. Math and puzzles come easily to me. My humor knows no bounds. Puns? Dark Humor? Shitposts? Someone's tone of voice? Anything works. I'm very empathetic, can immediately tell when someone's upset (I text them or ask them privately about it). Also a night owl through and through.

As for flaws, my energy is kind of everywhere enough that people can find it annoying. I can act awkward around new people and overthink everything (introvert/anxious). A little too stubborn at times but more often than not it's when I know for a fact I'm right. There's times where I just can't get out of bed. I procrastinate as well but it's because that's how I work best (bad habit but it works so well).

Hope this wasn't too much!! Thank you!!

Hello, hello !

You got some very close ones : UT Asgore, OT Sans, Dancetale Sans, MT Sans...

You got a tie between UT Alphys, UF Alphys and DF Sans, but since you wanted a skeleton, you got...

DANCEFELL SANS (RUMBA) !

For obvious reasons, Rumba is very creative. He loves dance, of course, but also singing and writing poems. Prepare yourself for some awkward moments where he declames poems to you because the guy has no idea how to express his feelings otherwise.

He has a good sense of humor, but fortunately less gory and sexual than the actual Fell version. Despite playing the tough guy, Rumba is a very sensitive and empathic skeleton. He's a crybaby when he's watching Disney's movies or very cute puppies. He's a bit more energetic than the true Fell version, but he's still a Sans so energy is limited you know. He loves to procrastinate and sleep. He's drooling in his sleep too, so have fun with that. He's fine with you being stubborn, it's a bit challenging... But he can be pretty stubborn too. However, just threat to tell his bro and it's over, you win. He likes that you are smarter than him, since he's not very good using his one braincell sometimes, like with cooking. You're gonna loose several microwaves because he forgets you don't put aluminium in here.

He's very good at maths too and he is happy he can share his knowledge on this. He likes cold weather, too much even, and it's a 50/50 he becomes ill when there is snow outside. He loves snow. He's not a big fan of sugar food, he prefers mustard. However, iced coffee is more than fine ! Cats don't like him on the other hand. He's not against having one, but he won't interract much with it by fear of getting his hands destroy like with his brother's tyrannic cats.

Contrary to the Fell version, he is very respectful and doesn't swear that much. Honor is something important for him, so he wants people to fix their mistakes too, and it includes his mistakes. He hates people that chew loud, mostly because Tango would scream everytime he was doing that as a kid and now he is traumatised. He is also a night owl, but he needs to sleep more during the day. He's adapting his S/O routine.

For all these reasons, I think he's the best candidate for you. Though, if you didn't wanted a skeleton, UF Alphys was sticking even better :D

[zelkam]

Getting to Know You

tagged by @lanyuan - thank you so much for tagging me! ✨

why did you choose your url?

so this is actually super dumb, but it’s a name I came up with when I was still in elementary school and it’s actually a gummy bear reference bc it’s “żelka” in Polish and it was my favorite type of candy 😅; actually I’ve been kinda thinking that I should change it because some minecraft streamer started using the same name and got somewhat popular, making finding my stuff way harder; but at this point I got too used to it since people know me by this name and often call me “Zel” and also I'm too tired to do something about it at this point 🙄 also I’m stubborn

any side-blogs? if you have them, name them and why you have them.

two actually! I have an art blog @zelkams-art to - obviously - post my art + a tiny studyblr @anetastudies for some aesthetic pictures of coffee and stationery and study/research tips and resources that I wanna save! 

how long have you been on tumblr?

uhhh since like 2011/2012 I think? not sure when exactly and I can’t check because I had to remake in 2014 [long story short I accidentally deleted my main instead of a sideblog *honk honk*]

do you have a queue tag?

I don’t use queue - if you see me posting then it’s me clicking that little reblog button, so what if it’s 5am

why did you start your blog in the first place?

....to find Naruto and Bleach fanart

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

it’s Hanguang-june babey 

why did you choose your header?

I wanted something CQL-related, so I went with this wangxian art of mine because it’s my fave thing I’ve draw from the series so far + I edited it to match the black-red-white color combo

what’s your post with the most notes?

uhhh it would be this Yuri on Ice pic that I drew after the Ice Adolescence trailer was released, since it got on the tumblr radar and kinda skyrocketed after that

how many people do you follow?

1131, but that’s reduced from over 1800 not so long ago; but I’d say that like 80% of them are other artists and not blogs that post daily

have you ever made a shitpost?

nothing spectacular but I’ve made a few dumb posts along the way

how often do you use tumblr each day?

too much, especially lately 😬

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once?

I absolutely bolt at any sight of drama, sometimes before it even starts, so nope

how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this post’?

*scrolls down faster*

do you like tag games?

yeah! though I sometimes don’t know who to tag next or I’m too shy with some people, even if we’re mutuals 😅

do you like ask games?

yes! though for quite a long time I didn’t post them because I felt like no one would ask and it would be awkward, but it looks like you guys actually do send me stuff :0 (idk I’ve been trying ot be a bit more social on here lately)

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

what even is tumblr famous lmao; I mean there are some Very Cool People, but I’d also say that it’s more fandom-specific, not actually in relation to the whole website? 

do you have a crush on a mutual?

as much as I like you guys, the answers is nah, we’re all just little icons

I’m gonna tag @still-snowing, @glorfindels, @mjsakurea, @faelise and @everdoeswriting! (ofc if you haven’t done this before and only if you want to!)

[gremlinbean]

Tag thing

Rules: Answer 17 questions & tag 17 people

Saw this posted by @babywarg who said anyone could do it so... Hi?

Nickname: LeeLee

Zodiac sign: Carpricorn or Aquarius (I’m on the cusp baby! It changes every year)

Height: 5″5 or 5″6 (I think? I haven’t been able to check my height in a while but I’ sightly taller than my dad who’s about 5″5)

Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff! But I do have a Slytherin lean too, so probably more of a Slytherpuff

Last thing I googled: Gmail... I need to check my emails, alright?

Song stuck in my head: The nightceore version of “You should see me in a crown”, posted by Chino on YouTube (it’s only in my head because I’m currently listening to it tho)

Followers: 305

Amount I sleep: 6-9 hours usually (at least, now we’re quarantined. When I still had to go to school it was more 4-6 hours lol)

Lucky numbers: 13! (Yes, I know it’s usually considered bad luck, but eh)

Dream job: Opening and running my own mental health cafe!

Wearing: Unicron pj bottoms and a pj to that has the words “SHINE BRIGHT” (no, they’re not a set. Fight me)

Favourite song(s): Currently obsessed with “Fucking Perfect” by P!NK.

Favourite instruments: Vocals count as an instrument, right? I’ve done quite a bit of singing (mostly for music class) but I also love piano (but I have tiny hands so it’s really hard for me to play :( )

Random fact about me: I have loads of scars! Most of them from pets (cats are beautiful devils), but I’ve got some from where I’ve been an idiot (i.e. one under my lips from where I fell and accidentally put my teeth through there or one where I accidentally stabbed myself with a pitchfork or one on my right wrist which is mostly not visible from wher I accidentally poured boiling water on myself), some from where playing with friends got too rough (one on my shin from where my friend kicked me a little too hard when messing about) and a few from my sibilngs playing a little too roughly too (particuallarly my brother (e.g. one on my elbow from when I pushed him, ran away and he pushed me as I ran and I went flying across the floor and scrapped myself really badly, ot one where he accidentally scratched me and it scarred) but my sister as given me a few too (prominantly one on my ear from when she hit me with a book and it gave me a bunch of paper cuts that scarred because I couldn’t stop picking them)).

Favourite authors: Neil Gaiman is amazing (Good Omens is just... ahjfshjshja) but I read more fanfic than published, paying works and I suck at remembering fanfic writers so...

Favourite animal noises: Cats purring or snakes hissing, although wolves howling is pretty cool too

Aesthetic: I don’t really have one? I really like dark colours, steampunk and general punk, but my actual look is more of the steretypical Tik Tok bisexual (you know, cuffed jeans and flannels and tucked in shirts). I live for lots of books (even if I forget to read them), cups of hot drinks (not fussy about which!), iced coffees that are really pretty and cafe aesthetics. But I don’t have a particular one.

Tagging: @wettthepottterheadss4120 @panicatthe21falloutromance @shit-overheard-at-hogwarts @thatangryginger @cryptidw00rm @cromchychipdip @allthesupernaturalgifs @baddadjokez @tastefullyoffensive @ravenclawravings @janusselfcarefuckingsanders @jaredwhy @theywearpink @shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey @wallymcflubberfins @hallelujahyourehome @i-died-50-years-ago (if y’all don’t wanna do it you don’t need to!) and anyone else who wants to!

[mocacheezy]

*about a week ago*

Okay, so the only TF show with a slovene dub is Armada, with Studio ART being the only slovene dubbing studio to have an online store (I thank whoever put together that thing, it may be confusing, but I will buy from them one of these days).

So despite my memory of Prime being on tv, and not being able to find any sign of it, or Animated, online, Armada must be the only one to be translated and accessible. Oh well, at least I tried looking. Maybe my sister's teacher will know a thing ot two.

..............fast forward.............

*does some errands today*

*goes to that one second-hand store next to the city theatre that has records and dvds and cds just to look around a bit*

*walks in the isle where the dvds are*

MOTHER OF FU-

IT WAS ON THE VERY TOP OF THE STACK!!! NA FAKING VRHU STARI MOJ, ČE TO NI SREČA I DUNNO WHAT THIS IS!!

Thank you Universe, for the fact that I saw that place was open and went "Sure, why not check, it can't hurt."

I will now be able to lose my mind over the shitpost of the G1 series + slovene dubbing from *checks* 2007?!?!?!

EXCUSE ME THIS WAS DUBBED IN 2007?!?!

I am losing my mind, this will be the biggest ride of my life and you will witness this bitch losing her shit.

EDIT: My computer is an anchient half dead thing that doesn't have a working DVD/CD player. Consider yourselves spared from additional screeching.

[lapis-philosophoryoupage]

Okay so I’m seeing a pattern starting ot emerge so I’m changing my blogging structure a bit,

I”m making another blog for whichcraft, and I’ll keep this one for star wars stuff. I try pretty hard not to reblog just shitposting and I do like to keep an orderly, thematically cohesive blog, i’m just lazy

so

there

[spartanburger]

Weightpainting woes

One of the things I want to do with my revised Quarian Civilian model is add some animation bones to her hood that enable you to pose her hood a bit.  This’d allow people to make poses like the hood getting snagged on something, or have it pulled down and bundled around the neck, or maybe even rippling a little from motion or the wind.  In order to wrap my head around how this might be done, I’m looking at the only model I know that has a fully rigged hood: the Nyreen model.

And my god is it baaaaad.

Here’s what the Weightpainting on the Quarian hood looks like right now.  It’s rigged against the neck and head bones right now, so it can’t me moved independently.

It’s smooth, symmetric, extremely clean, no noise, and follows the vertexes/edges in the model geometry extremely well. 

Now let’s have a look at the Nyreen model:

It’s uneven, blotchy, noisy, and completely all over the place.  Symmetry doesn’t matter as much on this model as the hood isn’t symmetric, but still, it’s like someone took the weightpaintint took and just scribbled all over the hood without care.  

The skeleton hierarchy doesn’t get any better either:

What the skeleton hierarchy does is establish what bones move other bones.  For example, because moving your shoulder moves your elbow, you want your elbow bone to be directly below your elbow so that, when you mode your shoulder bone, it moves the elbow geometry along with it.

This hierarchy starts off fine, establishing a “base” for the whole hood that comes off the head bone.  This is good as you want the hood to still move when you rotate the head.  Headbase and everything under it doesn’t matter as it only applies to bones on the face (this is how all BioWare models in the OT work: with bones rigged to parts of the face for animations.  It’s the same face rig for every character model, so animations from one character can be played on other character models without having to reanimate the entire bit.  Great for custom shepards and space efficiency.). However, this hierarchy breaks down by having parts of the hood that should definitely be under one another (like how the elbow is below the shoulder) be on the same level, making posing a fucking nightmare for anything other than just crunching the entire hood back so that the hood looks pulled down.

I refuse to believe that BioWare actually weighpainted this, because this is just unacceptable.

Okay, so I shouldn’t be too harsh.  In all liklihood, this was painted by the model porter, and for a extremely dirty but at least somewhat functional job, it works. 

Still though.

okay, rant over, go back to shitposting.