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[fewderpewders]

my wifi blipped and turned this post into some kind of horror

this is so beautiful

[broke-on-books]

Shoutout the one Scrappy Doo merch item I own (i have 274928372 scoobys): this plastic wallet my uncle got at a theme park in the late 80s

Their noses touch!!!! So cute!!!!

[marleythebug]

WEARING KREMYS RING ON HIS LIL HORN. AND AS IT GROWS IT FORMS AROUND THE RING LIKE A TREE. SO ITS BASICALLY EMBEDDED AND IMMOVABLE WITHOUT FORCE.

Just throwing this out there:

ok what if Genasi's were able to grow back limbs like starfish. Because all of the elemental powers they take after are eternal. And with that maybe their bodies are too? Maybe they could grow back a hand or even multiple limbs if given a few years.

That being said, Gideon Coal growing back his horns and tail over time 🧡🧡🧡

[muppidupp]

NEVER GIVE UP

[sophiebaybey]

Not to preach to the choir but I wonder if people generally realize that AI models like ChatGPT aren't, like, sifting through documented information when you ask it particular questions. If you ask it a question, it's not sifting through relevant documentation to find your answer, it is using an intensely inefficient method of guesswork that has just gone through so many repeated cycles that it usually, sometimes, can say the right thing when prompted. It is effectively a program that simulates monkeys on a typewriter at a mass scale until it finds sets of words that the user says "yes, that's right" to enough times. I feel like if it was explained in this less flattering way to investors it wouldn't be nearly as funded as it is lmao. It is objectively an extremely impressive technology given what it has managed to accomplish with such a roundabout and brain-dead method of getting there, but it's also a roundabout, brain-dead method of getting there. It is inefficient, pure and simple.

[pumpumdemsugah]

Even though she's talking about trends and fashion this is applicable to so much of online culture

The obsession with labelling the most specific things to the point of uselessness and silliness

[immarainbowpatooie]

i love fishing.

[arabellasfvv]

Price does fuck in his office, I dont make the rules.

Its really not his fault when his pretty wife is walking through the door. Deciding you've had enough of him being stressed, barely home over the last week. You would've let it slide if he had communicated, stated its a busy week and all woukd be good. But no, he's just bottling up leaving her in a cold bed. Pent up and needy, worst of all.

And of course he can't protest when you push his chair back and settle on his lap. Your perfume waving through the air, soothing his senses. The warthm radiating off you so familiar and comforting. Just what he needs.

John's expecting a firm talk, to be scolded for keeping things to himself. And he will be. But right now you can't ignore the wetness in your panties, palming at his cock, kissing at his neck until he gets the hint.

And fuck. Apparently he's just as riled up as you, because he's hard in no time. Forcing his lios against your messily, letting spit fall past your lips while he's fumbling with both your clothes— doesn't bother really taking anything off, just enough to reveal your cunt to him and pull his dick out from the confines of his boxers.

Calls you a "needy thing." While bending you over his desk as if he's not the one desperately rutting against your ass. Going slow is the last thing on his mind when your hole just sucks him right in with its wetness. He doesn't ever bother clamping a hand over your mouth to keep you quiet. He needs the familiarity, the known sounds of you falling apart beneath him. Showering you with every praise under the sun. Can't go a minute without calling "my beautiful woman, so pretty, so soft..."

Which means you get to hear it about three times. Because fuck, he's just been so pent up he doesn't even have time to slow then when his orgasm approaches rapidly. Feeling your hot walls clench around his length, your hand grasping at his arms, wordlessly begging him to stay inside as he cums.

And he does. Letting your cunt milk him dry, filling you to the brim until it drips out and onto the polished floor, as he pants, fucked out enough to drool a little into his beard.

"Sorry, lovie." "S' okay..." your soft voice makes him crumble a little. Not allowing you to pull off instead forcing himself into borderline overstimulation, rough hand coming down to play with your puffy clit. Making sure you get off atleast once.

Watching as you claw at some (un)important paperwork, legs twitching as it all washes over you like a wave. While he's crooning into your, "so good for me... gonna be home early, 'kay? Treat you good tonight, promise." And you can just nod as he pulls your panties back into place, placing a gentle kiss to your forehead as you try to straighten out.

You're grateful that, for once, the old lady at his secretary desk doesnt shoot you a look. As if she knew john had needed this to get his head back into the game.

But soap does shoot you a wink on your way out, and Kyle nods a little thank you next to the scot. Praying that your dishevelled state meant no more running extra laps.

[teambyler]

I have to think a lot of Milkvan shippers don't even watch the video:

Like, my very first line is that calling me "delusional" is based in homophobia and that I bear the label proudly if that's what it means to look at gay relationships equally as straight ones.

-teambyler

EDIT: the saga continues! this actually happened lol

[rennerei]

hello tumblr ~ I haven't posted here in 6 years, and for 6 years I've been thinking "awman I miss tumblr..." today I had the genius realization that I could just. come back. literally nothing's stopping me lol

so yeah, hi !! what have I been up to you ask? drawing OCs, drawing fanart, working on super cool stuff I can't talk about, same old maren :D

[hallowshumour]

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[marleythebug]

Favourite thing in the whole wide world is when Andy does the Torbek face

Yknow the one,,

[twigsyy]

Her side profile is so funny to me how does she function

[broke-on-books]

Because I havent seen this anywhere yet

Hanukkah 2023 is 12/7 thru 12/15

[pumpumdemsugah]

For a brief period in 2010 sex positivity was focused on encouraging women to cum, now I feel like if you tried to push that, some bottom feeder of a woman would use every buzzword to defend sex without pleasure for women because what if her man is autistic and his hyperfixation is not making women cum

Or she would say it's toxic to expect sex to be pleasurable