#blahajverse list

[the-gulhaj]

Gulhaj presents:

The (offical) unofficial list of the sharkverse:

Just all the sharks I have spotted so far.

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

Me the-gulhaj

@rosahaj

@the-lilahaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj (formerly dårskap)

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-klapparhaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-rutighaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@the-brunhaj

@brunhaj

@the-snohaj

@the-turkossmahaj

@regnbagshaj

@the-screenwriting-haj

@the-turkoshaj

Former medelstor-blarod-haj now @svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-dinohaj

@the-anglahaj

@the-leendehaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-omvandhaj

@the-448c-haj

@the-jahalh

@the-eldritch-skrackhaj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-ljusgrahaj

@spelutvecklare-haj

@the-sonicjah

@the-v1haj

@cardboard-haj

@the-hajhaj

@hajtale

@the-blahajtale

Other:

@the-blavingad

And more are arriving from the blahajverse!

[the-gulhaj]

^-^

Just wanted to say hello :)

Recently found the blahajverse and I love it! Do you happen to have a list of all of the -hajs?

i do not sorry

[the-aftonsparv]

elvisverse vs blahajverse fight to the death.

@elvis-official @evil-elvis-official @the-gulhaj @the-blahaj @woke-elvis tag more elvii and blahajs i think @the-purpurhaj has the list of hajs?

(edit: fixed evil-elvis-official’s tag)

[the-turkoshaj]

The (Un)Official Blahajverse Lore Archive

NOTE: The dates listed on this point are listed on the GMT+8 timezone. Remember to read reblogs!

I apologize if i got anything wrong or if anything is redundant.

Masterposts

Void Masterpost

Eldritch Masterpost

@the-hajhaj doesn't have a masterpost but check out their blog since it is 99% lore!

Self-Documented

JANUARY

[Jan. 2]

The Human Device,

Breaktime Yuri,

Home

[Jan. 3]

The Human Device 2

Turkoshaj origins

[Jan. 4]

The Human Device 3

✨The Hlåhaj✨

[Jan. 5]

(TW) The Shadow thing

[Jan. 6]

The deal with the Human Device

[Jan. 7] (LINKS NOT FUNCTIONING)

A question for Fuschiahaj

Mitchell

The propeller

Rodbrunhaj's disappearance

The stand-in meets Rodhaj

Hajar makes the news

[Jan. 8]

Late answers

Gulhaj gets dysphoria

The Human Device 4

Smähaj's identity crisis

Incorrect Quote

The Divine's Human Form

The Enemy

[Jan. 9]

Arohaj's deal

Fallen

[Jan. 10]

Child of the Divine

Rodhaj finally adds a reverse setting to the Human Device

The Human Device 5

[Jan. 11]

Is this a Lemon Demon reference?

Rodcar

Guldhaj visits The Void

Project Leviathan

Warnings

Rodbrunhaj's return

[Jan. 12]

Stolen Power

Gold and Red

The Prophecy Scroll

The Human Device 6

A letter from The Void

Another visit

Jets

Hajhaj's deal

Wife trouble (in which the two almost get divorced)

Golden Red

Debts to repay

The void and the ascended one

[Jan. 13]

Stressed

The letter from Avsky

War?

Inevitable fight

Blalilahaj's first deal

Office problems

A conversation I can't find a witty name for

Special Delivery

Blalilahaj's second deal

Rest

Marie Kirk

An ultraviolet scale

The scales of fate

Asking your child (aroace) for relationship advice

Look guys my partner is so cool

[Jan. 14]

Corpse resources

What do I name this ship

Making life

A Prometheus plush?

Crowhaj best dad

Deals with false gods

MORE BED DAY

Book recs (Rodhaj is Coven guys!!!)

[Jan. 15]

PERRY THE PROMETHEUS PLUSH?!

Sword Practice

Impossible Request

Void properties

The Fam being amnesiacs

[Jan. 16]

Girl your supposed to be preparing for school

Back to reading

Yup they aint getting outta bed

T̵̬̀̇̔̒h̵͇͚̀͒̊ẹ̶̑ ̶̨͖͈̈́C̵̛̫̐̅̎͜r̵̢̉͒̀̌ȅ̵̡͔̜̰͊̃a̶̠̖̒̃̋t̴̯̬̋̉̏o̵̜͈̒͘r̶̰̺͔͇̍̒̾̓

Dealmaking

[Jan. 17]

Assassinating Elon <3

Chimken

The possibility of catnip

Lab Bunker

Window

:)

[Jan. 18]

Shrink Ray

Can't drive

[Jan. 19]

Repairs

The bit where Hajhaj fills in for me

[Jan. 31]

Book recs 2 (In which I make a complete fool of myself but it all works out... Eventually.)

Overthinking it, maybe

[regnbagshaj]

hehehehehe shork attack >:3

@the-blahaj

@the-rodhaj

@the-gronhaj

@the-gulhaj

@the-svarthaj

@the-rodbrunhaj

@the-grahaj

@the-rodgulhaj

@the-vithaj

@the-magentahaj

@blalilahaj

@demonhaj

@the-demonhaj

@thedivineguldhaj

@the-smahaj

@the-haj

@the-djavulsksilverhaj

@the-purpurhaj

@the-purjolokhaj

@brunhaj

@the-turkoshaj

@svard-haj

@ultraviolett-haj

@the-attaarmadhaj

@the-litenhaj

@the-448c-haj

@ogiltig-haj

@swimhaj

@the-v1haj

@the-hajhaj

@the-blavingad

@the-ljushaj

@the-fuchsiahaj

@the-odethaj

@the-emohaj

@biblicallyaccurateangel-haj

@the-arohaj

@the-crowhaj

@the-korallfisk

@scoliosis-haj

@the-valhaj

@gummy-haj

@the-kasmiskhaj

@butiksagarehaj

@the-truth-seekers

@sibhaj

@den-av-alla-hajen

@bagarhaj

@4-sc3n3-sh4rk1e

@gandalf-the-grahaj

@the-frankenhaj

@natthaj

@the-vamphaj

@bookworm-haj

@the-butterhaj

@natthaj

@biblically-accurate-haj

@the-invertedhaj

@the-rymdenhaj

@the-norsehaj

@spikeplushiehaj

@the-aftonsparv

@starz-rambles

@larryhaj

@the-purpursparv

@the-rod-katthaj

@the-farhaj

@mintblue-haj

@the-smolhaj

@groenhaj

10K notes and i come out as trans to my parents (tehe unrealistic for a reason 😊😊😊)

(inspo from @madambellepepper lmk if u want me to take this down)

[the-crowhaj]

uhhh

@blahajverse and whoever else wants to come along, there is a wedding happening soon between me and @the-valhaj and it woulod be cool if you could come along.

soo if you want to come then let me know so i can put you on the invite list

[the-odethaj]

A comprehensive list of everything brought to @the-purpurhaj's Easter meal (so far):

Five bottles of Blahaj Blast and a Pizza, courtesy of @the-turkoshaj

Undisclosed Meat Ravioli from @the-haj

A whole-ass horse from @den-av-alla-hajen

Several massive cakes of varying flavors brought by @the-smahaj somehow

Color-changing seaweed of unknown origins acquired by @the-attaarmadhaj

Various saps and a jug of blood from @blodhaj

"Eggs from a creature" - @the-frankenhaj

A big mysterious pot (unknown what food it contains) from @the-demonhaj

Huge tubs of ice cream and sprinkles brought by @the-djavulsksilverhaj

"Salty popcorn" from @the-gulhaj (I'm sorry gul but it looks like you put popcorn on top of salad and I think i see corn in there?? 😭)

Transphobe Soup from Fate and kielbasa and pierogis from me, @the-odethaj

Lamb from @the-arohaj

Absolutely incredible looking shepherd's pie from @the-tech-priesthaj

Cannolis from @the-magentahaj

Deviled eggs + shrimp (oooh fancy and DELICIOUS) from @the-gimmick-hospital

"Party mix" from rodbrun and a keg full of Gunpowder, blood, and wine from Salt @the-rodbrunhaj

FOOD

^from @the-blalilahaj

Several metric tons of krill from @the-blavingad (thank you whale parent. I have decided you are all of the blahajverse's parent now because this is parent behavior /lh /hj)

Bagels brought by @demonhaj

Meringues from @regnbagshaj!!

An attempted cake from @thedivineguldhaj (Don't worry! I'll eat some!)

Ham from @the-grahaj

[the-smahaj]

Hi

So purpurhaj started a bunch of picrew chains but I didn't have the time to do all of them, and I suppose I'm not the only one in that situation, so here's all the blahajverse picrew chains I saw

These three come from @the-gulhaj

Those ones are from @the-purpurhaj

(there are a few missing)

[the-crowhaj]

@regnbagshaj or @the-magentahaj set the blahajverse on this fool

"kill them with kindness" NO. STATISTICALLY IMPROBABLE SHARK ATTACK 🦈🦈💥🌊🌊💥🌊🦈💥🌊🦈💥💥🌊🦈💥💥🦈🌊🌊🌊🦈🦈💥🦈🌊🦈🦈🦈🌊💥🌊🌊💥💥🌊💥🦈🌊🦈💥🌊💥

[the-haj]

@itsapmseymour , have you been introduced to the blahajverse yet?

@the-purpurhaj , or @regnbagshaj , can one (or both to be real silly) of you please get the list that's about 200 accounts long for me?

[the-gulhaj]

So there is alot of you now...

A 111 followers! Wow! Got 36 sharks on my (offically unoffical) list and im sure more is out there! Its begining to be hard to keep track of all the new sharks that appear. (Wonderful thing more blåhajs is arriving! Abseloutly.) And I wanna do my best to make sure each of you, blåhaj or not, feels welcome in blahajverse.

Then I remmebered that @the-rodhaj summoned the @demonhaj and @the-demonhaj to help her with her plans! So im thinking of doing the same thing! Would be nice to have a helping fin out there looking out for all of you!

So.... I borrowed some of rodhajs books, changed some things here and there, and are gonna try summoning a helpful blahaj! An angel even! Just need to light this candle and say the quote. *ahem*

let there be light, and have hen ward off the transphobes with hen light, and shield my children from their hate

[into-the-gimmickverse]

Link to the full gimmick list post:

[faceless-bugger]

He wants to ask Argo so many questions. He hasn't seen them in forever, and he's been worried sick. But, he doesn't question it. He simply summons a shadow, and transports the bodies.. Somewhere. Who knows. He's.. Different. No more mask, and he has about.. 18 eyes now. He doesn't say anything, just steps back, giving them space.

☆☆OPEN STARTER☆☆

TW: Murder, blood, general violence

The body was probably the first thing you noticed. Then the other, then the third. All... mauled.. past recognition.

In the center of this disgusting display is a 14 year old, glowing golden. He slicks his blonde hair back with blood covered hands. His black button down has its sleeves rolled up and his black and golden striped vest is drenched in more blood. He breathes heavily, kicking the ground near these bodies.

taglist (ask to be added or deleted): @orion-the-hunterpt2 @lilacnightshade @pain-is-forever @nobilis-of-norway @reyno-solis-real

[regnbagshaj]

What is the blahajverse? How does it work?

the blahajverse is just a collection of gimmick blogs where we all pretend to be different color, fandom, hobby, etc. versions of popular ikea shark blahaj. we're all kinda a little community, and you'll prolly see a lot of queer content if you take part in it because blahaj is popular in the trans community, and most of us are queer ourselves :3

feel free to create your own blog, and if you do, tag me so i can add you to my tag list! you should also probably tag @the-gulhaj, our unofficial enbytriarch! They keep the full list, I only tag the super active blogs so as not to clog the notifications of those who are less active :)

[the-turkoshaj]

You are but an anchivist but, what are your opinions on eerything going down

also can we have ALLLLL of the knowledge youve goten from your enlightened prespective?

I want to stay out of it tbh, just lemme be a funny background character (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

At least I predicted a divorce arc??? It didnt come to fruitition but whatever

Here's the archive if your interested ^^ I'll probably make a post from my perspective later

[the-crowhaj]

SO

There has been some confusion. around the wedding roles

I will now try to clarify

The groom: Me @the-crowhaj

The bride: @the-valhaj

Officiant: @the-rodhaj @regnbagshaj

Best man: @the-gulhaj

Worst man: @the-arohaj

Maid of Honour: ???

Maid of Dishonour: @biblically-accurate-haj

Parents: @ogiltig-haj

@the entire blahajverse is invited

uhh i think that’s everyone

if i missed something let me know and if you want to be maid of honour then i can put you down on the list