#blocking steve smh

[kurbcotain]

Thursday behind the scenes of a photoshoot with Adam Elmakias; taken on February 24th, 2009 src, Adam Spencer / grizzledadam on flickr

[clarity2electricboogaloo]

Outsiders shit. Some modern some not idfk

These are all like. The most crack-filled hcs ever, please excuse my brain 🙏🏽🙏🏽 if these don’t make sense to you, tell me

- dally is so headstrong that the moment someone bets he can’t do something, he does it

- the gang takes advantage of this

- (this is a method I use on my younger siblings 😭😭)

- dally can walk in heels

- also two bit. Like scarily well. His sister is amazed.

- pony calls people whore

- Johnny calls people thot

- they say these to each other on a regular basis.

- also hoe

- uhhh where was I

- something something gay something something 70s 80s smth pony and Johnny because Johnny never died frfr no cap

- Johnny: “I can’t believe yall vape smh”

- also Johnny: *pulls out a cigarette for each hand*

- pony does the same thing

- twobit and Marcia are either gay-lesbian solidarity or they’re dating, no in between

- if they’re gay, they’re a beard couple just like “we pretend to date, they can’t catch on” “I like the way you think, woman”

- ily twobit matthews. That’s all.

- twobit and Marcia are actually both Hispanic, its canon trust I was there

- dally types “women ☕️” in instagram comment sections

- also “it’s bc I’m a man isn’t it”

- (ty V on discord for that second one 🙏🏽🙏🏽)

- cherry and dally argue on twitter

- a lot

- dally spams cherry and then she absolutely COOKS this pathetic rat man

- dally blocks cherry, doesn’t talk to her for a while, then eventually forgets and unblocks her to harass the poor girl again

- cherry doesn’t realize blocking is a thing, but she complains to marcia and marcia shows her how to block Dallas

- dally, two bit, and Steve are all hopelessly addicted to twitter

- like it’s really fucking bad

- someone get these mfs off the internet

- dally therapy

- now

- right fucking now

- cherry valance and ponyboy bisexual man/bisexual woman solidarity

- they are besties

- nothing more nothing less

- change my mind

- (you cant)

- marcia “good luck babe” by Chappell roan

- pony autism

- Johnny audhd

- Darry autism

- soda audhd or just adhd

- I saw someone say dally ocd once and I like it so

- dally ocd

- twobit adhd

- Steve adhd

- everyone trauma :D

- when johnny actually lived after the fire bc thats what actually happened actually fr, he left his parents because he realized they didn’t love him (pulling from the “I don’t wanna see her” scene for this)

- he stays with the curtis boys most of if not all the time

- if soda and Darry are gone, pony will grab Johnny and they’ll sleep together

- not in a weird way you freaks

- pony just genuinely cannot sleep

- I may or may not be influenced by fics I’ve read…

- soda saw them one night when he got home late and was like “…queers?”

- he stays out a bit later than usual now, often found sleeping in another room

- Darry actually supports more than pony thought, when he comes out, Darry is like a pride parade mom frfr

- kinda lowkey overbearing with it

- ily Darrel curtis

- soda is the typa guy to genuinely not understand lgbtq+ but supports anyways

- sodas the typa guy to be asked what his pronouns are and say “just he/him. Wish I had smth more interesting, but I’m just a guy :D”

- on the other end of that, soda and Steve are gay

- everyone is gay

- all of them

- so very fucking gay

Im done yapping for now, im so sorry for anyone that sees this

[cozmixxiez]

⭑𓂃˗ˏˋ Modern Franny

+ gang hcs! ˎˊ˗𓂃⭑

Synopsis…! I was feeling writers block all because of this stupid idea being stuck in my mind 😓

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Franny Only:

She’d 100% listen to Nirvana, The Smiths, Slipknot, Radiohead, Destroy Boys, Cheap Perfume, Alex G, Mommy Long Legs, Bikini Kill, etc.

Would be the type of person to say “name five songs” to anyone wearing a band t-shirt — it pisses dally off to no end

Actually does really well in school, probably has straight A’s and has all her friends in and outside the gang begging at her feet for the Math answers

Also an honors English girl (like me;))

Whenever you search up “grunge bedroom” on Pinterest, her room would be the poster child for those vibes

To build off of that, her style would be a very balanced mix of “modern” grunge (even tho that’s not a thing and style has nothing to do with being grunge smh…) and “real” 90’s grunge

Wears a TON of jewelry — I’m talking rings, bracelets, necklaces, anything she can get her hands on

Coffee addict

Constantly taking Polaroids of her, her friends and the gang (she has a whole album dedicated to Johnny)

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Franny + The Gang

She and Dally cause too much trouble for their own good, the kinda people that draw on desks

On top of that, Dally draws dicks everywhere. Every. Single. Surface.

The gang would very much eat up that “hitting a lick” trend from 2022-2023

Seriously, there’d be stop signs and school bathroom mirrors on their living room walls

Whenever Paul visits the school (since he peaked in high school) Franny and Two-Bit throw shit at him — books, paper balls, water bottles, anything.

Two-Bit and Dally smoke weed together

Franny also has a suspicious love for the ICarly tv show (defo has a gibby tapestry)

She is also openly a VERY big romance movie fan. Flipped, Dinner in America, The Notebook and Juno are her favs

On the other hand, Dally and Darry both secretly love romance movies. One of them will make a subtle reference to one of the movies and they just look at each other with mutual respect for said reference

Franny is obsessed w Garfield, girly has the pants, shirts, mugs, posters, it’s scary. Weirds out Dally a lot, too, but Johnny thinks it’s cute

She and Johnny meet at their local small town drag race track (in this universe, her parents aren’t total assholes n Johnny was taken by CPS so they’ve both got less shitty parents) and hit it off immediately

To build off that, they get together a lot quicker

The gang all go on annual road trips together in Darry’s mom’s old minivan (that poor car has seen some shit)

Franny still makes fun of Steve

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a/n: guys I’ve fixed my writers block are you proud of me (I hope)

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[thunder-pants]

hi uncle,can you sign the paperwork i sent your way? i know damn well Hermes delivered it,we kinda need your sign off on a bunch of taxes

@steve-the-union-man

Sounds like another scam call. Blocked and reported. Try hot milfs in my area next time.

Smh they're not even trying anymore.

[brystiniercorner]

not me having writers block & zero motivation to write the THREE steve stuff I’ve been working on smh just might start a steve angst fic idk we’ll see !

[evansbby]

(the relationship? it could be both if u want, also y/n pretending to be steve rogers, fake shield and everything ALSO LONG SMH 🫠)

Steve grabbed his clothes basket from upstairs in his room, only to be met by his precious little goofball…

Y/N..with a blanket over her.

He flinched and sighed, grabbing his chest in the process. “Oh..it’s you, what’re you doing with my blanket? And why’re you so quiet?”

You didn’t speak, you just backed away into your room. Steve watched, he furrowed his brows and approached your door. He peeked his head, then Y/N gave a fake fanfare noise, “Dun, dun! DUNNNN! DUNNNN!” Steve went from confused to concerned, you had his old helmet on, some weird costume? And a cardboard version of his shield, it wasn’t even a circle? It was square..almost.

“No need to fear citizens of..uhm, Y/N LAND..? Danger means no harm, uh-..uhm..” You stuttered, you pulled out your little notepad, your horrible almost too small writing wasn’t helping. You began to stutter and freeze up, Steve just looked at you, tongue in cheek.

“Uhm..oh hey look! It’s my dearest buddy ol’ pal..uhm, B-Bucky!”

Steve told you about Bucky, he only visited on rare occasions or when he has to babysit you, which is also rare because ransom mostly does that.

You pulled out a crumpled piece of paper with a drawing of bucky from what you remember, which was nothing because he was a stick figure with a big grey arm and a big head.

You looked at Steve, still tongue in cheek, you decided to bring out the big guns. “Oh no, evil doer infront of us Bucky! He’s blocking our way to victory! Don’t worry buckeroo! I will jimmy my way outta this one!” Steve didn’t say any of those things like that..did he? You approached Steve and tried to hit him with the cardboard, he looked like he wasn’t liking your play.

You sniffled and began to cry softly, then Steve spoke. “Ransom? You got the video?”

“Uh huh, evil doer.” Ransom said snickered and barking out laughter. Your heart sank, Ransom was recording you from Steves room you didn’t even notice. You whimpered and began to cry more, Steve bent down and kissed your cheek, which made you smile.

“My little captain Y/N.”

Not “buckeroo” and “jimmy my way out of this one” 😩😩😩😩

BUT IS RANSOM EVIL

[kashimos-hajime]

“i fucking love you” “hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober” with Javi??? I know he would smh 😩✌️

HE REALLY WOULD!!!

warning: mention of alcohol

“I fucking love you.” “Hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober.”

The phone is ringing.

Jesus Christ, why is it ringing? What time is it? 

You groan to yourself, slapping a hand over your face as if that’ll block out the noise as you roll over in bed. Maybe if you ignore it long enough it’ll go away.

Then again, what if it’s the DEA?

That thought alone is enough to drag you against your will out of bed and towards the kitchen counter of your apartment. Your feet are cold and numb, a part of you still not quite awake as your eyes flutter around the dark apartment. No one in here—door’s still closed, gun’s in the drawer. Knives in the kitchen. You’ll be fine.

Occupational habit.

Picking up, you mutter out your last name and what meets your ear is silence, quiet breathing.

“Hello?” You grab the receiver tighter, frowning heavily at whoever the fuck just prank-called you in the middle of the night. “Hello?”

Your name comes out, hoarse and slurred through the earpiece and your eyebrows furrow together when you recognize it, but just barely.

“Javier? Where’s Steve? Are you okay?” A thousand scenarios race through your mind. You had last left them at the office. You wanted to get home early the day before your birthday just so you could go to work well-rested and even leave the office early for celebratory drinks, but… worry seizes your expression and you grab the phone, retreating to your dining table beside the counter and switching on a lamp, adjusting the cord so it doesn’t tug. “Jav?”

“It’s so fucking cold here,” he mumbles, still slurring. “Shit. Why aren’t you here?”

“I told you?” Confusion laced in your words, you sit down in the orange light the apartment is now washed in. Planting an elbow on the table, you rest your face against your hand and closed your eyes. “I wanted to get home early and sleep. Why are you calling me?”

A beat: “Oh, yeah.”

“Javi, are you drunk? What’s wrong?”

“I just wanted to call happy birthday, carīno,” he whispers. “It hit past midnight two minutes ago.” Your eyes widen and your eyes dart to the clock hanging by the door. He’s right. Your heart wilts in your chest.

Past midnight and he thought of you? A surge of warmth spreads through your entire body as you pull the receiver away from your ear and press it against your chest, closing your eyes and biting your lip to prevent any teasing remarks on your part.

Drunk Javier Peña. What a sight. One worth getting out of bed to hear.

“Javi, tell me where you are, and I’ll come pick you up.”

“I’m at home.” Another pause where you’re pretty sure he takes another swig. “I miss you.”

“Javi, we work together,” you chide lightly. “We see each other every day.” Lifting your face from your palm, you drop your hand and start tracing the wood patterns in the surface of the table as you sigh. “Plus, we see each other outside of work.” Clearing your throat, you add: “Unofficially.”

“I just… it’s your birthday.”

“I know.”

“I wish you knew how fucking special you are.”

“Javi, don’t say something you’ll regret now.” Oh, they’re treading on dangerous waters, and your heart jumps to your throat as you hear the distinctive clink of glass. “Go to sleep, idiot.”

“Look, I fucking love you.” The words, strung together, a little bit stumbled over, but warm and husky in the Colombian night, shoot right through you. Your eyes widen and you slap a hand over your mouth as he repeats it again before adding, “Don’t think I ever told you, but I do. I do, you know?”

And in some ways, it’s just absolutely fucking hilarious. “Hang up, and tell me this when you’re sober, Peña,” you murmur softly. “But for the record, I love you, too.”

“Te quiero.”

“If you remember this when you wake up, tell me again.”

“I will.”

“Alright. Goodnight, Javi.” And, for the hell of it, because you’re pretty sure he won’t remember in the morning, and hell, it is your birthday, you say it again, too. “I love you.”

“Good.” His voice cracks a bit, in that whispery tone of his, and he clears his throat. “Goodnight.”

“Goodnight.”

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[orangesunsets12]

i didn't register until now that you wrote all the whumptober steve oneshots that i love, im really forgetful sometimes smh, but those fics were so good and got me motivated to try my hand at writing again. not sure if its been successful cus of writers block but i really love your writing and how you write steve, hes a poor lil guy and needs a big hug

Thank you so much, I'm so happy that you like my Whumptober fics and writing, it means a lot! I honestly loved writing them, the month of October was so rewarding for me because of how often I wrote for the challenge! And, I'm also really glad to hear that you like my characterization of Steve, sometimes I worry about if I'm writing him correctly so it's amazing to hear that I am!

I'm so happy to hear that you've tried to write again! I completely understand how tough writer's block can be! I hope that you can beat it soon!

And, yes, Steve needs the biggest hug of all, the poor boy.

[andvys]

Chapter 15?!! I loved it the flirty banter over sex pls that was cute 😂 the talk with Wayne omg he’ll be like a second dad after her uncle dean 🥹 jealous reader?!! She’s adorable! Eddie is so fucking head over heels for her there’s no way he would ever look someone else’s way! The “ I love you …I love you so much” that made me feel so warm and Eddie about to say it back❤️🥺 Steve and Eddie’s mini argument lmao Steve and Eddie needa kiss already 🤪🤪 nah but I can’t wait for them to be buddies. Chrissy can gtfo. Eddie and reader were gonna fuck that night smh they were talking about it in the van and now it probably won’t happen cause of Chrissy🙄 (I’m not a Chrissy hater at all but in this specific story she really cock blocked didn’t she or actually it was Vecna 🙃) NO BUT WAIT what if Vecna’s in love with reader too (but like obviously at an adjusted age cause eww creep)😭😭 also question is Eddie gonna get blamed like in canon or are you going to take a slightly different route?? we should blame Seth lmao that reminds me can’t wait for Eddie to beat the shit out of Seth.

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I'm glad you liked it 🥰 Yes! Wayne and her are gonna get along so well🥺

You're right! She has no reason to feel jealous or even insecure. Eddie loves her so much, even when he struggles to say it out loud! Like you said, he'd never look at anyone else the same way, he only wants her.

You want the Steddie kiss so bad huh 😏

Ugh Chrissy and Vecna teamed up and cockblocked them together.. No but you're right though, if she didn't go to his trailer than none of that would've happened and Eddie wouldn't have been dragged in into all of this... I mean, she couldn't have known that that would happen but I said what I said 🤭

LMAO VECNA BEING IN LOVE WITH READER? I MEAN.... the way he showed his human form in chapter eleven.... maybe he tried to make her fall for him....

To answer your question, I'm still playing with some ideas but so far I'm thinking, yes, he will be blamed but things are gonna go a bit differently than in the show!

Seth should get the blame lmao and he deserves his ass kicked 😭

[the-littlefangirl]

TFATWS episode 1 rewatch commentary

The first scene was so beautiful. I loved that we didn't start directly with the fight sequence. It feels way closer to the quiet beginning of CATWS and I love it so much.

The title is also SO NEAT, music's on point too but hey it’s Henry Jackman the one thing I’m sure it’s going to be great overall is the score.

The choreography is AMAZING, really well shot. Sam shielding himself with only one wing was MA-JES-TIC.

“WHAT'S UP” EXACTLY SAM EXACTLY

I did feel so uncomfortable in regards to the military aspect of it. Not that I was expecting anything else, but both here and in Captain Marvel the military we're good guys < 3 propaganda is so blatant and ugh:/ At least there wasn’t a literal recruitment spot like with CM. 

The yellow filter in the Tunisia scene BYE please stop with the yellow filters 2k21

"I've been working with the Air Force for six months now" So, did Sam even catch a break at all after Endgame? Or did he just throw himself to work like SOMEONE did after being iced for 70 years. Hmmm? Sam????

"Essentially, these people, they want a world that's unified without borders" OH NO! HOW AWFUL, how evil of these bad guys smh

Joaquin: SO about Steve

Sam: :)))))) nope

"Moon stuff" SAAAM

#1 cry with Sam's speech, full on chills.. Fuck. Me. His voice about to break before saying thank you bYE.

Shady politician: "It was the right decision" (FUCKKKKK YOUUU)

Rhodey: *press any key to doubt *

I need someone to analyze the different curation of the two exhibits pretty please

NOT THE PHOTO POST-AZZANO JFC. That photo is my weakness, Bucky sweetie (also I find hilarious that usually when there are articles about Stucky and/or #givecaptainamericaaboyfriend they aaaalways use that photo LMAO)

In case someone wants to read the transcription of the texts about Bucky: "In 1944, while on a mission to thwart a Hydra weapon transport in the Alps, Barnes was thrown from a train and believed to have been killed in action. It wasn't until 2014, over seventy years later, that it was revealed that Barnes was alive, having been found by Hydra operatives. Captain America himself (i can't read) the effort to bring Barnes in only to later aid in a escape from custody having been convinced of his innocence. Steve's loyalty to his old friend, coupled with his refusal to sign the Sokovia Accords, led to the dissolution of the Avengers and drove the Captain into hiding with other like-minded Avengers including Natasha Romanoff, Wanda Maximoff, and Sam Wilson. The current whereabouts of Barnes remains unknown, habing been labeled a fugitive following his escape from custody."

"current wherabout unknown" but not the government, interesting. Also, pretty good summary of CACW from the public's perspective, although one of the things I always wanted to see explored was the public's reaction of the fallout of them going into hiding after Civil War (which I'm hoping we'll get to see a little bit of in Black Widow).

Interesting point about the 70 years without having Captain America. Clearly the sacrifice play wasn't enough this time to fuel the nationalism so they went with a squeaky clean John Walker instead.

Sam saying the shield belongs to Steve I'm going to cry now excuse me. Sam. Sam sweetie.

The No. 1 Captain America comic in the display ugH fuck yes

See this is how you do a cameo that has actual meaning. Thank god for Malcolm Spellman being a competent writer. That scene was so well written.

HAVE YOU PRAISED ANTHONY MACKIE'S PERFORMANCE TODAY?? Holy shit that last shot fucked me up.

I'm loving the use of the wide shots, especially in the flashback. The camera movements are in synch with The Soldier's state of mind and mission focus, so good.

EVERYONE STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM aka The Winter Soldier theme composed by Henry Jackman.

Without a doubt the most brutal TWS fight scene there has been, People involved in Punisher and John Wick are involved in this and it SHOWS. 

For the record, still stands that the only time we've seen him chocking someone with his right hand instead of the metal arm remains the Maria Stark assasination. I know it's probably because of blocking and the way the shot was composed but the implications are still bone chilling. God.

Uhhmmmm I'm very ambivalent about the "Hail Hydra". On one hand, it was 100% fanservice and the internet is probably going to go insane over it, and the dead way Sebastian Stan delivered the line. Good shit. Buuut what I love about CATWS is the way Bucky never, ever ever, mouths Hydra rethoric, and even when Pierce tries to gaslight him with it, it's just an empty effort. The Winter Soldier isn't doing anything because of ideological loyalty to Hydra, even if it's product of brainwashing, it's just sheer dehumanization. They don’t need him to say the words because he’s just An Asset. There are people who have put it more eloquently but yeah, I rather go with the fanon interpretation of that aspect.

The music growing louder with the shot of the keys. GOD.

I'm fine this is fine.

#2 cry with the therapy scene of fucking course.

The government monitoring Bucky is noooot going to end well lmao.

"We need to know that you're not gonna * slowmo stabbing motions *

Bucky: * nodding along slowly * 

I laughed out loud.

"It's passive agressive" I love him.

The way this scene just sucker punched me in the face, made me weep and then had me cracking up. Amazing.

Therapist: You can't do anything illegal

Bucky: yup yup check checkity check. What IS considered illegal tho?

*aggresive tablet finger pressing *

"Then why isn't it rule number one?" Bucky your Steve is showing.

I love the close up shot. I'll keep saying it. It's so good.

"I'm James Bucky Barnes" yeah you are🥺

That smile is nightmare fuel LMFAO I love it.

Uhm the way I'm kinning Bucky it's not funny anymore damn

That whole “are you lashing out at me” rambling is really reminiscent of the bar scene in CATFA and how he lashed out at Steve after Peggy left. Uhm yeah fuck.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?" "Peace"

"That is UTTER BULLSHIT" "You're a terrible shrink"

yeah ugly crying to ugly laughing speedrun for me

"You're free" "To do what?" jesus. That entire scene. #3 and #4 and #5 cries for moi.

Ugh that Brooklyn shot. Someone needs to do a gifset compairing it to the one in CATFA asap.

"It's like Monique but it's got a "U" in there for uniqueness" "That's absurd" LMAO

"You can't keep fighting with your neighbors" uHM * redacted redacted i'm shifting into 1940s mode abort abort *

"Nobody passed 90" "So young. Such a shame" FGADHGA

🥺🥺 yes flex those flirting skills good for you

"It's a dance to this things. You can't… you gotta warm up and I haven't danced since 1943. Feels like." #6 cry I completely broke down into tears with that.

This Yori storyline is going to punch me in the face with a metal fist. Great!

The TWS theme when he looks at Yori fuuuuuck.

GREAT LET'S GO TO LOUISIANA THAT WAS GETTING HEAVY.

Those shots of Sam in the car. Immaculate. Showstoping. Yes.

Marvel, what if instead of promoting the military industrial complex you put a lot of publicity about cars?

"Uncle Sam!" LMAO subtle.

Everyone trying to have the wings lmao same.

I've only had Sarah for a day but etc. Brooklyn 99 meme

Good mirroring about Steve and Sam family's legacy. Good shit. Goooood shit.

Sam is trying so hard ouch my heart. I can't imagine how painful the scene with them reuniting must have been. He 100% still feels a lot of guilt about being gone for those 5 years (and even longer before that).

"Maybe it is time for us to move on" uuuuuuuuuuh

"To the rescue" "Always" 🥺🥺 i love them so much already

That shot outside the restaurant is so beautiful. Can't wait to see the night scenes in Madripoor tbh.

"I tried the whole online dating thing. It's pretty crazy". Uhm well that is something that Bucky Barnes has now said. In canon. Damn.

"It's a lot" "You sound like my dad" LMAO

Every Bucky fanfic trope speedrun with this scene

"Wow you really can drink" OH you have no idea

Just realized we don't even know her name, well.

"You have any siblings?" "I have a sister" THE WAY I SCREECHED. We're definitely getting Becca

Well that escalated quickly. The important thing is to try?

I can't deal with this BUCKY SWEETIE #8 cry right there fuck

The wardrobe department is KILLING IT, there's such a difference between the outfits of the shows vs how ugly and generic it usually is.

"ThEre is NO such thiNg as on time. You're either EARLY or LATE . picK One" lmao the way he delivered that line

At first I thought the flag smashers had thrown two cars out of a window LMAO

"I don't know how jurisdiction works here, but I'mma have to place you under arrest" uhm yikes. The way they changed Joaquín Torres backstory to just random army nice guy #1 is not sitting well with me, what can I say.

Sam's wings motions I LOVE HIM YOUR HONOR

Fuuuuck this guy.

"Funny how thing's always thighten around us" "Look, I'm on your side. After all, he's a hero". This script is C R I S P as hell, great fucking job.

"I don't care, I'm not gonna quit" "What are you trying to prove? And who you trying to prove it to" SHIT HSIT SHIT!!! UGH amazing. Look it's not necessary to say the show's questions out loud but how they flow between the conversations is still very satisfactory without feeling in your face about it. Inner conflicts have been set up fucking perfectly everyone * claps *

Ugh here we fucking go.  I knew this was how the episode was going to end but my stomach still dropped like a rollercoster. God.

The score is on point. Damn. Damn.

God, Sam.🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

The captain america franchise's visuals in the credits are always so amazing.

Also, does anybody know why Mackie isn't first in the billing?  Uhm what's that about?

ANYWAY CONCLUSION THAT EPISODE WAS SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE HOLY SHIT. I love them so much. The balance between the personal conflicts and the political aspect (although the military aspect is still very much yikes) was on point and it was overall a joy to watch.

[younggayanddoingokay]

Shitty attempt at summing up MCU Characters in a sentence: An incomplete list

Natasha: Murder is only illegal if you get caught.

Clint: I took my hearing aids out while Nat was scolding me for ‘being a dumbass’ but I forgot she knew ASL so then I closed my eyes to block it out and ran into a door by accident because I couldn’t see.

Tony: I know what you’re thinking, and I promise you that you can’t possibly hate me more than I hate myself.

Bruce: I was trying to relax but then I remembered I have no idea what that feels like.

Thor: I choose the most difficult people and love them unconditionally.

Steve: Everyone thinks I’m a good role model, but I am literally ready to throw down at any given moment.

Bucky: I’m so tired but I can’t rest because everyone I love keeps starting shit.

Pepper: I could totally kick your ass, but this is a nice suit and I’d really rather not wrinkle it.

Peter: I’m bisexual and full of anxiety and nobody believes me when I say that I’m not cute.

MJ: My mom says I’m not allowed to buy a taser, so when men tell me to smile I throw books at them instead.

Ned: I’d die for my friends but I’m pretty sure they’d save my life first.

Shuri: I love science and memes but my furry brother doesn’t understand either of them.

T’Challa: Looking after my sister is more work than running a whole country.

May: parenting didn’t used to scare me, but then my lovable idiot got superpowers.

Sam: I know better than to do the stupid things, but my friends do the stupid things and I follow them.

Wanda: I could kill you without touching you, but I didn’t get to be ‘the scary redhead’ until Nat went blonde smh.

Vision: I’m all the knowledge in the universe, but with feelings.

Loki: Keep your friends close and your enemies closer, except have them be the same people and just switch their status periodically.

Nick Fury: You can’t kill me, bitch-ass motherfucker.

Thanos: I’m a dumb grape scrotum that can’t do basic math.

Peter Quill: Yes, that was stupid, but in my defense, I thought it would work somehow.

Gamorra: I’m fucking green and I can STILL make you question your sexuality because I’m just that cool.

Mantis: The humans say I am smol but I don’t know what that means.

Drax: I’m dumb loveable and punch things.

Raccoon: Nothing I own is actually mine.

Groot: I am groot.

[writersmacchiato]

Recreating Vines with Two-Bit

Part Two that no one asked for of this

———

two bit saw the videos you and Pony took and laughed his head off

but then got mad you didn’t invite him over

so you start filming him while you’re hanging out in your backyard

“who is your favorite Uber driver?” You ask, watching as he pretends to chew gum. “Umm I’ve never been to oover javer ”

He makes you send it to Pony to rub it in his face

BUT THIS IS TWO BIT

he wants to recreate the crack kid vine

so you walk over to the park with him and he’s practicing his screaming and people are giving you dirty looks but you don’t care ;^)

oh how convenient, there’s a basketball on the court

You attempt to throw the ball at two and also record at the same time - it’s more difficult than it sounds??

it takes five tries

the first three times Two didn’t scream properly

the fourth time you nailed him in the face with the ball and couldn’t stop laughing thank god you got it on camera

five times the charm!!

but now his throat hurts and so you go get ice cream (that’s not going to help but okay two butt)

Two bit starts to record you and starts talking, “so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titty”

“wha?” You wheeze, falling to the ground laughing

two bit stills wants revenge against the Curtis bros bc they “betrayed” the meme master (that’s actually u but we’ll let him think what he wants smh)

so you drive to the lot and lo and behold - Johnny is chilling, smoking lookin’ cool

you recruit him for the job and he agrees bc he has nothing better to do

“heyjohnnytwobitandiarentdoinganythingillegaliswearwejustneedhelp” “k.”

so Johnny is in the back seat of two’s car with your phone filming as you drive.

you slowly drive down the street where the Curtis’s live

Two bit swings his head around to face and the camera and says “fuck ya chicken strips” in a creepy ass voice and screams it out the window at Ponyboy who is walking home from seeing a movie

Ponyboy stands there in shock, shocked that you betRAYED HIM

Johnny saves the video of two bit and starts recording a new one

He leans out the window and starts talking in an accent

“You ain’t shit duck, you’re never gonna be shit duck.”

you almost rear end Darry’s truck because you burst out laughing and aren’t paying attention as he backs out

ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO THE ROAD WHEN DRIVING

but you zoom zoom away and pony writes a mean post about u all in his tumblr (you’d see it later when Johnny tagged you in the replies with a laughing emoji)

Two-Butt is feeling smug™️

You share a glance with Johnny through the rear view mirror and he nods, you know what you have to do

“let’s get ice cream to celebrate”

“ya sure” you just had ice cream idiot

so you go to Dairy Queen and get some yummy ice cream unless you’re lactose intolerant, you got a corn dog or smthing I guess

(I actually am lactose intolerant but I eat ice cream bc I don’t care about the consequences)

anyway two-butt is eating his ice cream and you’re just sitting there with an evil smile and Johnny is sitting there with a grinch-like grin

if two bit just looked up he would know that you’re planning something

you wait for the cue from Johnny and when he raises his eyebrows, you cut on the brakes and watch as two bit slams forward - his seatbelt catching him as he chokes

“y/n! i almost choked-“ he cuts himself off when he starts to gag and Johnny just zooms in on his face

“The ultimate meme team dream team is us bitch” Johnny captions the video and sends it to everyone in your snap

“whata bout me” - sodapop

“blocked” - Johnny

“as if” - Dally

“boy shut the f up yo vampire lookin ass ain’t got no room to be talking shit” - Johnny (read: Dally)

“It had to be done” - Steve

Read 8:23 pm - Johnny

“Do you think Two-Bit will ever talk to us again?”

“Do I look like I care?”

Johnny is the real meme master and should NOT be messed with under any circumstances

[thehollowprince]

Interactions With Tony Stans, A Summary

Me: "Hi, I don't like T*ny St*rk and here's a totally valid reason as to why I'm aggravated by the oversaturation of him in both the MCU and the fandom."

T*ny Stans: "I'm just here to inform you that you are dead wrong and you suck eggs."

Me: "I did tag this post as Anti Tony Stark so that you wouldn't have to see it."

T*ny Stans: "Anyway, here is a list of all the reasons that nothing is Tony's fault, ever and how he was MADE to do all those things so he's not responsible."

Me: Provides unbiased, canon facts to point out the flaws in their argument.

T*ny Stans: "Yeah, I'm not gonna read all that! You're just one of those Steve stans who things that the sun shines out of his imperialist ass and that Wendy, the Nazi bitch who mInD rApEd Tony is actually a good person. Smh, it's like you didn't even watch the movie."

Me: "I never once mentioned Steve or Wanda in my original post. I was merely expressing my frustration with the character of Tony."

T*ny Stans: "Oh, so you support Nazis?"

Me: "What?! What does that have to do with anything I just said?" Realizes they were talking about Wanda. "Wanda Maximoff was not a Nazi." Shows canonical proof from the movies that their accusations are false.

T*ny Stans: "No, you don't understand! Only a film connoisseur like myself would understand the many subtle and subliminal messages in these films and appreciate them for the work of art that they are. You're too busy staring at the bulging muscles of the Chrises!"

Me: "I admit that the Chrises are attractive, but my original post -"

T*ny Stans: "You just can't appreciate the superb acting skills of RDJ and his microexpressions, which clearly show the deep turmoil that his character is feeling. Stop attacking RDJ, because he's so beautiful and lovely and talented!"

Me: long pause, "You are aware that RDJ and T*ny Stark are not the same person, right? I was just expressing my frustration with Tony."

T*ny Stans: "Oh, so you're an ableist piece of shit who hates mentally I'll people, got it!"

Me: "There are multiple characters in the MCU who exhibit signs of PTSD and other mental illness, not just T*ny, in fact -"

T*ny Stans: "I don't have to stand here and be attacked by the likes of you. I love Steve, too!"

Me: "But you literally just said -"

T*ny Stans: "TONY STARK IS A BILLIONAIRE GENIUS WHO NEVER DID ANYTHING WRONG EVER AND YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS WENDY'S AND STEVE'S FAULT!!!"

Me: goes to reply, and finds out I was blocked.

Me: "... huh?"

[heckyeahstevetrevor]

So, Justice League

Considering all of the hype/hopes/dreams/prayers attached to this first ever live action Justice League movie (and the wonderfulness of Man of Steel and Wonder Woman), I was hoping that this would knock my block off! Instead, I left feeling indifferent and honestly... a little annoyed. 

You guessed it: ⚡ SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT! ⚡ 

THE FUN

Every scene with Superman had me shook, especially his chemistry with Lois is so so electrifying. Thanks for getting that right, movie!

CGI mustache is distracting, but only because I was actively looking for it? The opening scene though. OMG. Superman is wonderful.

Another absolute revelation was Cyborg. I had a childhood crush on Cyborg (from Super Friends, natch) and it was reignited after this movie.  That solo is going to be solid. Also excellent: “boo-yah!”

Lots of Steve Trevor name-dropping, which I personally enjoyed, but it was clearly a weaksauce way to have this movie connect to WW continuity (because the Amazons sure didn’t feel like they were in continuity, smh).

Superman’s resurrection and the hope in Diana’s eyes on seeing him come back...tell me she’s not thinking about resurrecting Steve. 

THE AWFUL

It felt like two movie stitched together. The tone was all off. I would have overlooked it if there were enough other redeeming aspects.

Remember how Wonder Woman was a revelation because it totally eschewed the male gaze?! Well the male gaze is back in full force in this movie and honestly it made me *uncomfortable.*

Amazons with *noticeably* less clothing--please don’t tell me that this is “empowering” as that doesn’t apply here. Amazons are a *fictional* society and the “choices” they make in their clothing stem from male creators in this movie. This is especially noticeable considering the stark contrast between JL and WW. This is not revolutionary, it’s more of the same. Not a fan.

Why were there upskirt shots of Wonder Woman in this movie?

Why were there so many butt shots of Wonder Woman in this movie? (Black Widow vibes, and not in a good way.)

Why was that Flash falling into Diana’s chest scene included? It added nothing to the movie other than to remind the women in the audience that men will go out of their way to sexualize breasts even when the occasion has no reason for it.

Why did this movie not know what to do with Aquaman? 

Speaking of Aquaman--why did he only comment on Wonder Woman’s appearance when he spoke about her? I fully expected when he was going in a circle that he would talk about how she’s the only competent one there, instead he starts on a spiel about how Amazons are hot. I rolled my eyes. What a wasted opportunity to make this movie make me feel like a person. Instead, it put me right back in my place as an object.

I’m annoyed. I wanted this to be a good movie. I thought that the reshoots they touted after the success of Wonder Woman would mean that they would take positive lessons from it. Instead, it seems like the higher ups learned nothing. We were just left with another unremarkable movie so entrenched in the Smurfette Principle that it felt stale.

What a shame.

[tiredoftonkies-blog]

*ao3 anon* what a beautiful day to see yet another 'uwu they left him for dead he has so many issues they abandoned him' not steve friendly fic, and to hate those stans even more. it's amazing how my dislike for t//ny jumps to hate every time those people make a woobie out of him and then hate team cap for shit they never actually did? like... i know we keep saying this but they keep writing it. so much effort, and for what? to feed their fanon? idek (1/2)

Also, I've started to officially hate the CW marketing. It's become like that saying 'if you tell a big enough lie enough times it becomes truth'? Or something. Somehow they've convinced people that both sides were equally right and wrong, when from what I can see, Cap was almost completely in the right imho. The Accords are shitty as they are and they /know/ it, yet people support them bc T//ny did like it makes them any less discriminatory, dishonest, and ineffective. smh (2/2)

i knowww. god, i didn’t have so many issues with tony in the immediate aftermath of cw, until the fandom really started losing its shit, and now i’m watching tws and getting annoyed at a mention of IM lol

so many tony stans people can’t differentiate fanon from canon.. which is pretty convenient since a lot of their arguments seem to rely on blatant misinterpretations or generally very biased readings of canon. and so few of them seem to actually debate? it usually seems to be block and ignore. oh, wait, sorry: block, ignore, and then talk about how easily they could destroy ever anti argument ever but it’s just not worth the effort

ahh well the movie was written with the intention of getting a roughly 50/50 audience split. i don’t entirely blame people for being pro-oversight, but i think a lot of those people tend to be very naive when it comes to the accords and the UN? part of the problem is that the details of the accords aren’t really talked about in the movie so we have to... pretty much infer everything, while in at least one spinoff, the accords seem very discriminatory and and easily-abused. and while we do see ross abusing his power, the movie never truly makes it explicit if he’s acting in violation of the accords, or if he’s acting within what the accords allow... so a lot of people believe that ross needs to be removed but otherwise the accords are fine

i also have bigger issues with the way team IM handled things (the refusal to listen or ask for more details at the airport bothers me so much, and the way tony went about initially trying to take in wanda and clint by chasing them and firing missiles is just... um?) so overall i am just. team cap ftw

another thing that gets me is that people ignore or justify the fact that tony blatantly broke the accords. and yes, yes, it was because ross dismissed him, but surely ross isn’t the only one still around that’s involved with the accords? surely, if the accords are so great and trustworthy, tony could have contacted someone else to get permission before deciding that he too believed that the safest hands are their own? but nope