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surlifen · 4 months ago
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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).
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preciouspeppermintts · 4 months ago
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What actually happened before Shadow Milk starts his redemption arc :
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ada2987-art · 21 days ago
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cherrytonacademy · 7 months ago
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if this doesn't make it into the anime i will riot
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damianito · 2 months ago
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Gorgus dangerous woman ♡
|COMMISSIONS OPEN!!|
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dandeli0ns0up · 1 month ago
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heey soo
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aloekat · 1 year ago
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his ass is NOT grant o’brien!!!!
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peace-hunter · 3 months ago
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the struggle of having to fight your best friend and be serious about it when the two of you have the same sense of humor and were each other's "yes and-" partner for years </3
anyway. de verdad es tu mejor amigo si no joteas con él cada que puedes 🤭??
haunted au (<- just a little bit tho lmao)
chat transcript under the readmore lol
nexus: he's far too close :/
solus: get him away!!1!!
alchemist: you have to distract him
zeta: throw him off balance
liege: flirt with him lol
zeta: what no
vector: DO NOT
alchemist: bad idea bad idea bad idea
megatronus: i'm disowning you if you do
nexus: no way he's doing that
solus: holy frag he did it
micronus: HOLY FRAG HE DID IT LMAOOO
megatronus: I'M NEVER TALKING TO EITHER OF YOU EVER AGAIN
liege: YES YES YES LET'S FRAGGING GOOOOOO
zeta: OPTIMUS PRIME WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY
vector: if you get out of this alive i'm dragging you to the allspark myself do you hear me
megatronus: I'M DISOWNING BOTH OF YOU
nexus: DO YOU WANT HIM TO GET CLOSER
alchemist: TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA TERRIBLE IDEA
prima: everyone stfu right now!!
liege: ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT HE'S INTO IT
alchemist: WORST IDEA EVER WORST IDEA EVER TERRIBLE NO GOOD WORST IDEA EVER
megatronus: IF HE EVEN THINKS ABOUT IT I'M CRAWLING OUT OF HTE ALLSPAPRK AND OFFLINING HIM MYSELF
zeta: GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY
solus: OH NO HE'S A FREAK TOO
vector: I FRAGGING TOLD YOU
prima: OPTIMUS PRIME YOU ARE GROUNDED
micronus: KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
nexus: WHY ON PRIMUS' NAME ARE YOU BLUSHING
onyx: THIS IS NOT THE TIME OPTIMUS
megatronus: I SWEAR IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT I'M DRAGGIN YOU BOTH TO THE PIT
zeta: WE DO NOT FLIRT WITH THE ENEMY AND WE ARE NOT SEDUCED BY THE ENEMY EITHER
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ikiprian · 1 year ago
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Clark is taking Kon and Jon out for a classic, super-style bonding flight. Just a quick jaunt around the US and back!
They don’t get far. Somewhere in Illinois airpace, they run across another family.
The three (a hulking man, a snarky teenage boy, and a cackling youngest girl, each a grayscale blur in the blue, blue sky) throw neon-lit beams of energy at one another, quips and insults flying almost as fast as they do. It looks like training. It looks like fun!
The boy of them looks like a younger version of the man. Exactly like, even. Clark is familiar with clones.
The youngest, a girl, looks like both of them, but not quite. Perhaps she will, age sharpening her childish features, but it’s hard to say. More likely, she’s the man’s daughter.
Interested, Clark introduces himself to Dan. He seems to be a hero in his own right, even if Superman’s yet to see him in action. And it’s not often Clark sees a family so like his own!
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kirutigrist · 1 month ago
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Kim: being annoying piece of shit
Mlb fandom every time they hear his name:
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fynnthefeline · 23 days ago
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Hey there, fabulous fur-friends! 🐾
There I was… majestically stretched out on my throne by the window, fur in full sunshine, bird buffet in sight, lookin’ like a whole feline snack. 😼
But instead of spying on the birds…
I watched her.
Because someone is clearly more interesting than pigeons. 💁🏻‍♀️
Then I rolled.
Then I wiggled.
Then I… uh…
gracefully teleported off the window ledge. 😹
She laughed.
I gave her The Look™.
“You laughing at me, hooman? This was part of the performance. Obviously.”
Then I strutted off like I meant to fall. Like a true professional.
Even when we tumble, us rescue cats do it in style. 💚
Adopt, don’t shop – you might just get your own personal clown-king.
Purrs,
Fynn 🐾 #FynnsTales
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wtfforged · 4 months ago
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sorry i let embarrassment dictate what i do what i say my interests how i interact with my interests how i draw how i interact with other people surrounding my interests and my enjoyment of everything Its because i am a creature built from shame and it will happen again and again and again
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jellyjamheadobb · 1 year ago
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YALL
I JUST HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT THE NEWS ON TV
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undertalethingems · 1 year ago
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sorry for making everyone worry; i did mean to upload new pages this last thursday (the 18th, the date on the eclipse post was a mistake :"D), but, well, obviously that didn't happen
i'm not 100% sure what's going on but i think a new medication i'm trying is making me feel much more tired than usual, and it's difficult to feel motivated, which i already struggle with and was something the medication was supposed to help. ironically.
I don't think it's burnout on the comic specifically, because I haven't felt like doing any sort of art, which as you can imagine is pretty frustrating for someone whose main hobbies are all art.
i think it'll ultimately be ok, but I think I'll have to take what i guess is an official hiatus from posting comic updates for now. I plan to still work on it and hopefully build up a bit of a buffer in the meantime. With any luck I'll get things sorted out, and be able to get back on top of updates like normal.
Thanks for all your patience so far, and I really appreciate the folks who sent messages to check in. How about we meet back up May 16th? :>
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fluffietanuki · 7 months ago
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just a glimpse into my dark and twisted reality 😏😏
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800db-cloud · 5 months ago
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the two insects stuck in my screen
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i tried to edit this one like one of those 2012 hipster tumblr images
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