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defibrinationsyndrome · 6 months ago
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christmas isnt about the presents, and it isnt about christ or whatever. its about drawing deer furries in bondage harnesses that have jingle bells all over them. thats what it;s about
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defibrinationsyndrome · 2 months ago
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all yall catholics better find god yourself now because the next pope is using chatgpt to breeze through cardinal school
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defibrinationsyndrome · 3 months ago
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we really really need to develop a way to send smells thru the internet bcuz im mutuals with so many musky stinky girls and assorted creatures on here but i dont even know how yall actually smell. i need to sniff you all. i feel like this should be a basic accessibility feature for doggirls.
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defibrinationsyndrome · 9 months ago
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dog money to usd
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defibrinationsyndrome · 3 months ago
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"til the room stinks" but for cuddling because we're both really sweaty and musky
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defibrinationsyndrome · 3 months ago
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This user is typing with Dog Residue on her fingers and smiling with Puppy Kisses on her chin.
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defibrinationsyndrome · 6 months ago
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i love "earthy" as a flavour descriptor. this stuff tastes like dirt! and we like it >:3
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defibrinationsyndrome · 3 months ago
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posting hella porn on a sunday to try and undo some of the damage done by christianity
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defibrinationsyndrome · 10 months ago
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iris gets a makeover, me-style
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defibrinationsyndrome · 1 month ago
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was walking a trail in my hometown called Moose Trail South today. and you wont believe what i saw.   well it was a moose. lucky for her i wasnt hungry...
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defibrinationsyndrome · 6 months ago
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fuck with me
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defibrinationsyndrome · 3 months ago
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epic rap battle of history even-toed ungulates vs odd-toed ungulates
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defibrinationsyndrome · 7 months ago
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for the sake of us critters with sensitive sniffers, you have Got to use unscented soaps and detergents and never wear perfume or cologne. tthen you gotta get all warm and sweaty and come sit next to mee
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defibrinationsyndrome · 3 months ago
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its tdov. come play knifes with me in the icy cold stream. its a yuri opportunity!
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defibrinationsyndrome · 6 months ago
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gaaaahd i need a big wolf to fuck my bones dry. i mean wolfgirl i
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defibrinationsyndrome · 19 days ago
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taking both estrogen and testosterone at the same time so i can gain twice as much weight and become unmanageably horny
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