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Customer: LINUX BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE? Verdict: DENIED
#California license plate with text LNX BOFH#DENIED#bot#ca-dmv-bot#california#dmv#funny#government#lol#public records
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I want slow sex with nikolai , or Andrei , both are cool. But like slow morning sex with one of them . You can give it to me on my bday 🐙
I can take both dont worry my hole (and cunt thing) will take a challenge
Just having the weight of them pressed against you, sandwiching you between their thick bodies. Slow, methodical thrusts filling everything sense and hole.
Their whispers mingle together, both Russian and English. Sleep still grips you, making you unsure of what either is saying. You're sure it's praises they sing.
Hands, of who you don't know, grip you hips softly. Those same hands bruised the night before, now gentle as the guide you back on Nikolai's dick. He lays kisses on you neck and shoulders.
Andrei captures your mouth in a lazy kiss. You can take his morning breath on your tongue. It's not the most pleasant thing but in the moment it didn't bug you much.
His calloused hands begin rubbing you. Your moans muffled by his mouth. Everything made you dizzy, from the tiredness to Nikolai's sloppy thrusts to Andrei's hands working you to release. It didn't take much longer till you soaked Andrei's hands, tightening around Nikolai, making him follow soon after, filling you with every last drop.
#I WANT BOFH#GRRR BARK BARK#☆*cj's inbox 📥#☆*🐙#ngl writing bottom reader is kinda fun#i am a switch#so i might write more in the future#andrei nolan x male reader#nikolai x male reader#andrei nolan x reader#nikolai x reader#☆*charlie writes
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I will.. get the hang of this. EventuallyheynosTOP THAT NO give it back! need that for workhffncngkYou do not need a computer for the ghoul roleshut
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TTHE GHOULSARE FIGHTING
#showfall employee#genloss ask blog#jerome001#🔥anon#💎 anon#(kinda also)#ddo i need to get the boss(es)#i will call bofh charlie and hetch
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how do I write a cupioromantic character?
honestly I have no clue. (I'm not entirely sure if I am that or not tbh) but I've heard that Mina from Mha is Cupioromantic so I'd look at her for inspo.
If you want to know what I do or how I act for inspiration (even though I ain't sure) I do what most aro people do when people flirt and just don't realize it. I daydream about relationships and still try to date. I just kinda get a little confused when people mention 'feeling' love cuz it all feels the same to me
(Ps if you haven't seen this yet, I'm really happy you came to ask me even though I'm not sure of myself ^-^)
#IVE ALSO LEARNED A NEW LABEL#ITS CALLED Platoniromantic#I WAS GOOGLING CUPIOROMANTIC AGAIN AND CAME ACROSS THAT! IT SAID THAT ITS ANOTHER PART OF AROMATIC AND MEANS THAT THEY CANT DIFFERENTIATE#BETWEEN PLATONIC AND ROMANTIC FEELINGS#I MIGHT BE BOFH#IDK#WHY IS THIS SO CONFUSING#also sorry if I'm not more help#It's basically aromantic but wanting a partner#Idk how to describe it#But the creator of MHA said that Mina identifies as that#So it might be good to take inspo from her#And ask other people or research
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chat how do i stop my gf and bf from going on dates without me
#alex and haley. btw#sdv#ikeep tryimg to find them to gift and rheyre w each other#so then i kiss bofh of them but stop going qithout me 😢#lyra sunset#post
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born to hyperfixate on mean girls. forced to write coursework essays
#HHHHSHDHHHH FUCK COURSEWORK#anyway it’s just performing arts coursework and im being dramatic but the amount of essays i have vs my constant thoughts about janis#or gretchen. Bofh have overtaken my brain#i have a leisure period (free period normally my “frees“ are study periods) which means i. could write mean girls shit but god the ESSAYS#anyway. send asks about mean girls or smth 😭
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oomfie doing how many times their yumes have visited them in rider atsume and I wanna do it too :D (poppy hasn't visited me at all yet :c)
#also a lot of my main yumes either arent riders or areny in the game ansnjsjs#or they were a rider whos in the hame for a bit but thats a rider that someone wlse is the primary user of so i donr count it#exception being kitaoka and goro they are a package deal if zolda is there i will assume tbey are bofh here#zumi 💛#azu 💜🐃#beast 💛🦁#ichi 💚🧑⚖️#goro chan 💚🍜
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Supernatural fixit where merlin comes in last minute and eldritch blasts God to death, tag teaming with jack to teabag his divine corpse, bc back in abt 200bc merlin was gods fav chew toy as the Winchester are now ans he's like "not this shit again u fucking idiot. U should have nerfed me w somn stronger than gay depression"
And then jack(who is new god rember) is like.omg ty for ur help do u want me to alive ur bf for u? And merlin is like can u just send me back??? I have some shit id like to fix??? And jack is like I AM An Ally so yes 💅
WHICH then smoothly transitions into a merlin regression fixit fic
BOOM double fixed.
i love how there's the genre of fix-it fic where the author goes into great granular detail of how our heroes manage to avoid or undo whatever character death or other unpopular choice occurred, in a way that abides by the laws of the fictional universe and definitely required a substantial plot outline, and then there are fix-it fics where the author just went "that's bullshit and didn't happen," and we as readers all go "agreed. carry on."
#i also have one qhere 7 different tragic gay couples are musical chairs'd into each others universes via The System from svsss and have to#fix each others shit to get home#i ALSO have one where the charavters in the hobbit (peterjackson movies) are replaced with something the actor played in a different franchi#se and the dwarves wont let them even TRYYYY to go home before that goddamn dragon (who is now stephen strange but they dont yet know that)#is dealt with#and for balance i have a regression/time travel fixit for mdzs where nhs and wwx work together post canon to make a regressjon demonic culti#vation spell and send everyone back in time#except it sends them back to the time they each died. so wwx is only revived post first-death instead of post-canon#which makes nhs PISSED but lwj is very happy his husband doesnt have Extra Trauma#they also accidentslly teach jyl demonic cultivation in that one#Anyway what jm saying is that i am god and can do bofh and its fun
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kind of freaking out lol my arms are going numb
#im scared and bofh my partners are asleep...#idk if this is a symptom of anxiety or something else i dont like it and im scared
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Customer: LINUX BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE? Verdict: DENIED
#California license plate with text LNX BOFH#DENIED#bot#ca-dmv-bot#california#dmv#funny#government#lol#public records
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19 and 99 off of spotify wrapped! - losergendered
19. An Unhealthy Obsession by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra
99. You're Nothing Without Me by Greg Edelman
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@audriandae
I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.
Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.
Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.
#this too is m2 false#she is the sword and shield bofh#and cant get out of the “if they have no use for me they have no use for me”#hey buddy
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quiz for this fandom!!! difficulty level: googoo gaagaa
which sounds selfish and which does not?
a. apple wanting her happily ever after and wanting raven to sign so she can have it, despite knowing she doesn't want to and not considering what she'd have to deal with by doing it AND refusing to understand why she doesn't want to
b. raven refusing to sign because she doesn't want to endure punishment for an action she doesn't even want to perform, but still wanting other people to sign if they WANT to and wanting the others to all have a choice, instead of enduring a destiny they don't want
c. twick qwestion, they were bofh sewfish !!!!!👶🏼🍼 googoo gaagaa where's my baba
type your answer down below! ❤️⬇️
#ever after high#raven queen#apple white#do not start pointing and go#'YOU HATE APPLE AND WANT HER DEAD'#i like her but i can admit she's wrong#really simple to do#eah fandom have better comprehension#challenge starts now
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bruh icl ts pmo sb ngl fu bofh idgaf
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Jokes on her. Harry speaks Snape and knows it's a compliment
Compliment.
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