#bofh

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[fortheb0ys]

I want slow sex with nikolai , or Andrei , both are cool. But like slow morning sex with one of them . You can give it to me on my bday 🐙

I can take both dont worry my hole (and cunt thing) will take a challenge

Just having the weight of them pressed against you, sandwiching you between their thick bodies. Slow, methodical thrusts filling everything sense and hole.

Their whispers mingle together, both Russian and English. Sleep still grips you, making you unsure of what either is saying. You're sure it's praises they sing.

Hands, of who you don't know, grip you hips softly. Those same hands bruised the night before, now gentle as the guide you back on Nikolai's dick. He lays kisses on you neck and shoulders.

Andrei captures your mouth in a lazy kiss. You can take his morning breath on your tongue. It's not the most pleasant thing but in the moment it didn't bug you much.

His calloused hands begin rubbing you. Your moans muffled by his mouth. Everything made you dizzy, from the tiredness to Nikolai's sloppy thrusts to Andrei's hands working you to release. It didn't take much longer till you soaked Andrei's hands, tightening around Nikolai, making him follow soon after, filling you with every last drop.

[camera001]

I will.. get the hang of this. EventuallyheynosTOP THAT NO give it back! need that for workhffncngkYou do not need a computer for the ghoul roleshut

-🔥

TTHE GHOULSARE FIGHTING

[spookie-puppy]

how do I write a cupioromantic character?

honestly I have no clue. (I'm not entirely sure if I am that or not tbh) but I've heard that Mina from Mha is Cupioromantic so I'd look at her for inspo.

If you want to know what I do or how I act for inspiration (even though I ain't sure) I do what most aro people do when people flirt and just don't realize it. I daydream about relationships and still try to date. I just kinda get a little confused when people mention 'feeling' love cuz it all feels the same to me

(Ps if you haven't seen this yet, I'm really happy you came to ask me even though I'm not sure of myself ^-^)

[chiistarri]

chat how do i stop my gf and bf from going on dates without me

[caddyheron]

born to hyperfixate on mean girls. forced to write coursework essays

[mepposprincess]

oomfie doing how many times their yumes have visited them in rider atsume and I wanna do it too :D (poppy hasn't visited me at all yet :c)

[b0rtney]

Supernatural fixit where merlin comes in last minute and eldritch blasts God to death, tag teaming with jack to teabag his divine corpse, bc back in abt 200bc merlin was gods fav chew toy as the Winchester are now ans he's like "not this shit again u fucking idiot. U should have nerfed me w somn stronger than gay depression"

And then jack(who is new god rember) is like.omg ty for ur help do u want me to alive ur bf for u? And merlin is like can u just send me back??? I have some shit id like to fix??? And jack is like I AM An Ally so yes 💅

WHICH then smoothly transitions into a merlin regression fixit fic

BOOM double fixed.

i love how there's the genre of fix-it fic where the author goes into great granular detail of how our heroes manage to avoid or undo whatever character death or other unpopular choice occurred, in a way that abides by the laws of the fictional universe and definitely required a substantial plot outline, and then there are fix-it fics where the author just went "that's bullshit and didn't happen," and we as readers all go "agreed. carry on."

[stealchain]

kind of freaking out lol my arms are going numb

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Customer: LINUX BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL DMV: CUSTOMER'S MEANING IN APPROPRIATE? Verdict: DENIED

[cocajimmycola]

19 and 99 off of spotify wrapped! - losergendered

19. An Unhealthy Obsession by The Blake Robinson Synthetic Orchestra

99. You're Nothing Without Me by Greg Edelman

[nightraiderreblogs]

@audriandae

I love a character raised to be a weapon as much as the next guy. But what really gets me is a character raised to be a shield. Who can’t fathom being needed—or even being wanted— beyond keeping others safe. Who believe they are alive only to insure someone doesn’t die. no matter the cost. Characters who self-sacrifice not because they think they deserve it, but because no one else does deserve it, and it’s their job to protect.

Characters who’ve been told that’s why your important. Your worth something because this other person/ thing is important, and you are here solely to keep them safe.

Bonus points if it’s not a legitimate job they’ve been given. Maybe at one point it was, but now that they are free from it, they haven’t given up that mentality. No one is forcing or asking them to do this, but they need to. They need to in order to be deserving.

[starlust500]

quiz for this fandom!!! difficulty level: googoo gaagaa

which sounds selfish and which does not?

a. apple wanting her happily ever after and wanting raven to sign so she can have it, despite knowing she doesn't want to and not considering what she'd have to deal with by doing it AND refusing to understand why she doesn't want to

b. raven refusing to sign because she doesn't want to endure punishment for an action she doesn't even want to perform, but still wanting other people to sign if they WANT to and wanting the others to all have a choice, instead of enduring a destiny they don't want

c. twick qwestion, they were bofh sewfish !!!!!👶🏼🍼 googoo gaagaa where's my baba

type your answer down below! ❤️⬇️

[rpfisfine]

I will kill us bofh

[canidotcom]

bruh icl ts pmo sb ngl fu bofh idgaf

[lucifer-kc]

Jokes on her. Harry speaks Snape and knows it's a compliment

Compliment.