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Everything I have learned about plastic surgery watching every single episode of Botched:
Never go to Tijuana
Never go to someone on a billboard ("If they have to advertise, they aren't getting patients.")
Have an actual plastic surgeon do your plastic surgery
your nose is fine. seriously your nose is fucking fine, don't touch it
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Botched Miku Figure
#art#artwork#artist#fanart#digital art#digital arwork#digital aritst#digital fanart#cute#anime#vocaloid#virtual idol#idol#hatsune miku#miku#miku fanart#botched#botched miku#botched miku figure
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thinking about how this season of 9-1-1 was basically orchestrated by renowned plastic surgeon dr. kim.
bobby being maggot food …
buddie crumbs vacuumed up immediately by the finale …
baby robert nash v3 buckley han having the gestation period of an opossum …
#botched#911 abc#911 show#911 spoilers#911 season 8#911 fox#buddie#evan buckley#bobby nash#athena grant#eddie diaz#buck x eddie
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I don’t normally find something like a celebrity (even one I don’t like) getting plastic surgery to be something I care enough about to discuss, but in the case of TS… I do feel slightly bad.
Slightly.
When you look at a comparison photo of her self titled days to now… those just straight up aren’t the same person. A lot of Swifties like to claim it’s just aging, but your entire facial structure doesn’t change with age unless you get some sort of work done. The light in her eyes is gone. Her cheeks don’t allow her to properly smile.
It’s almost darkly poetic, in a way. Taylor and her team have worked so incredibly hard to build exactly the facade they want to present to make her as marketable as humanly possible, but they peaked, and in their attempt to keep pushing, they’ve now gone too far and the damage cannot be undone. Now she just has to lie in the bed of her own doing, both with her career and appearance.
I hope she’s happy.
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upsetting C-list celebrity rpf. Have we progressed culturally
#cousins taught me how to make photocards so we have matching paul and terrys for our respective weekend trips#radio waves#botched
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Do you think the doctors from Botched (2014-) ever explored each others bodies
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#amazing new mexico sunset#petekey#petekey anniversary#botched#i’m not an artist#I LOVE THISISSAND#thisissand deserves a hashtag#best app#sand art
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S I ruined it. Ah well I'll just try again.
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once, long ago, on youtube, i found a video that went over the different types of labia and which were "ideal" and "trending". and by "trending" i mean trending to the point where people would get literal SURGERY to have the ideal labia size.
that day, i learnt people would PAY for my vagina... awesome.
#girlblog#girl failure#weird girl#manic pixie nightmare#storytime#hell is a teenage girl#surgery#botched#female hysteria
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“Kids don’t be sad about losing Aunt Gargoyle, there’s lots of other fish in the sea.” - Con Jr.
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Failed candid
Camera & Film: Polaroid Go
#polaroid#polaroidgo#abstract#longexposure#blurry#blurred#frame#analogphotography#instantphotography#instant#analog#analogue#street#failure#failed#botched#amsterdam
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Yes I know it’s a lil faded (she’s been in my bag for like a week)
#kinda#botched#siouxsie sioux#drawing#I#guess#the creatures#Siouxsie and the banshees#punk#post punk#Spotify
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WHO IS THIS MAN?? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?? WHAT AWFUL EDITING PROGRAM DID THEY PUT MY BOY THROUGH 😭😭😭
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I want to be sexy
I want to be hot
fix me make me beautiful
I want to perfect
Main theme song/Botched/Alec Puro
#depressing shit#i'm sad#loneliest#sad poem#sad poetry#sad quotes#sad thoughts#sadnees#sadgirl#depressing life#botched#depressing quotes#life quotes#quotes
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#clitoral#blasphemy#silly christians#a series of unfortunate events#unfortunate signs#signs#botched#haha oops#oopsie#oops lol
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I know I said that I wish we got a chance with Eddie for the All Stars but now that he’s here and acting like a dick… hahaha no he can go. Ken the doll has better cheek bones than Eddie’s Botox.
#fusebox#love island the game#love island all stars#litg s9#litg s5#litg eddie#plastic surgery#botched#I wish he was dumped
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