#botsplode

[psych3box]

why just tuck him up when you can use him as your personal teddy bear?

[goblinsatchel]

I’m allergic to finishing drawings

[hydrate-or-diedrate]

Hell yeah, baby. More illegal contraband.

John going around and buying gifts for all the salamanders is my new favorite thing

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT THESE KIDS CANT SLEEP A WINK IN PEACE CAN THEY?

Aaaaaand dead john

VRISKA FUCK YOU AND FUCK OFF

Oh does *everybody* get to die now?

Oh okay. Fine Vriska, you get a pass this once, but *just* this once!

Come oooon Dave stop being a coward and stab him/you already

YEAH? LUCK DOESNT ACTUALLY MATTER, HUH? GREAT TO HEAR!

shit. lets be santa

My brain can't decide whether it wants to read Eridan as a cowboy or a pirate

BOTSPLODE

Why are his tears also yellow ew

Ope bye bye doomed Dave

Awww Terezi poor gal don't cry- Karkat why are you trying to pOKE HER

OH GOSH JADE LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE AND SHES ALREADY SEEN A CORPSE

Oh my gosh Jade²

Uh oh jadesprite is very unhappyyyyy

Hey jadesprite can you maybe not try to kill yourself a second time

The gif of Jade smacking people will never get old, I've decided

OH MY GOD KARKAT GET YOUR SHIPPING NONSENSE OUT OF HERE

Serenity I so do not want to translate all of this

MEGALOVANIA?!?

Oh sorry, MeGaLoVania

It is fascinating to see how his composition skills improved over time

Help I can't take it seriously with the megalomania music the memes and undertale association are too strong

VRISKA STOP KILLING TAVROS OH MY GOD

The Return of Casey

Breeding duties?!?

Oh the grub egg

BREEDING FROGS

YEAHHHHH

ULTIMATE FROOOOOOG!

Let Jade say fuck! She deserves it!

Oh boy another game

Sollux go to therapy challenge (impossible)(literally)

Squirrel is the human word for nut creature

Eridan you fuck

Sick theme though 😎

OH A FIGHT OH SHIT

ERIDAN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

The horn pile oh my god

ERIDAN WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

STOP KILLING PEOPLE HOLY SHIT

AND NOW KARKAT'S GONNA CRY AGAIN AND EVERYTHINGS GONE TO SHIT AND

"Don't turn your back on the body" well that's vague and terrifying as fuck

Gamzee is either off the deep end or face down in the shallow end

honk.

HONK.

honk.

HOOOOOOOOOOONK.

I really do not need murder Gamzee right now but it looks like that's what we've got

Gotta admit, I didn't expect the trolls to lord of the flies each other but I probably should have

NO LETS NOT SEE WHAT JOHN IS UP TO YOU CANT JUST KILL OFF 3 PEOPLE AND IMPLY MORE MURDERS, SHITPOST A BIT, THEN MOVE ON

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[fine]

Day 9 (already?) of reading homestuck

"I never realized how terrible gushers are, actually" this is character growth

HOOOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO!

The child

Eridan you are DESPERATE

Aradia I regret to inform you that, scientifically/mathmatically speaking, bitches actually be more random than computers

Honktraband

Of course gamzee was a bard. It doesn't even matter of what, he was a bard and that's correct.

YES THE MIRACLES SONG IVE LOVED THIS SONG FOR SO LONG

Oh this is a different one? :0

Oh wait is this the ORIGINAL? Instead of the snl parody?? Oh my God I didn't realize it was actually this stupid

What's with islands? Get more land! What's with deserts? Get less sand!

Okay the snl parody is 100% better I make the rules here

Equius you are such a FREAK

Shout poles oh my god

Vriska you fuck

caw caw motherfuckers

Jade!

"There is no bad music in homestuck" I actually think the squiddles dream music might challenge this idea this is hurting me even if it's on purpose

Oh woag this is some weird ass eldritch shit now

Jade is finally awake!

Glubshrug

Poor Jade is really going through it right now :(

Future Karkat arguing with Past Karkat is my least favorite flavor of Karkat its exhausting ahkdhdis

John please be gentle with her garden

JOHN YOU SLUT

Sorry homestucks, those will always be squirtle glasses to me

No! It is not a triumphant thing that Dave's brother put Cal back together! It is awful and bad!

naknaknaknaknak my glasses are talking to me

"Answer the one who hates you" has "the part where he kills you" vibes

BEEEEEEC

Oh wait this is really bad

No wonder they lost if Bec was prototyped

BROOOOOOO

VRISKA YOU LITTLE BITCH

Oh no, Wandering vagabond! Not the caps lock!

JOHN EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SIMPING FOR NICK CAGE

[mousepregnant]

aradiabot 👀

ʰʰʰʰʰ ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏʸᵒᵘˢᵒᵐᵘᶜʰ

favourite thing about her!

the way she interacts with everyone, its so forward and straight to the point. so brutal--

least favourite thing about her

her existence seems miserable :[

i dont want bby girl to feel sad,, she deserves so much more

favourite line!

ʰʰʰ ᶜᵘᵗᵉ

brotp!

honestly i havent thought about it too much, but i'd go with sollux haha

otp!

aradiabot is not in the right headspace to be with anybody i think, poor girl has dealt with a lot and needs time to think.

notp

prbbly saw this comin but Equius lmao

just,,,, ew

random headcanon

hhh i think i might've gotten this from somewhere, but aradiabot being able to communicate with everyday electrical house objects lol

bitch will be communicating b00p b00ps with vacuums and toasters <3

unpopular opinion?

people dont really talk about aradiabot that much so i dont think there are much opinions to begin with, nevermind 'unpopular' ones

song i associate with her!

i might just link a few,, 👉👈

blow my brains out

browser history

CRIMEWAVE

O green world

favourite picture of them

literally exploded and it was sad, but,,,, botsplode

[goblinsatchel]

Shh they’re taking a nap..

[goblinsatchel]

As always these are so fun to do

[goblinsatchel]

Rudy after a few days of being in his cloned body: “It is taking longer than I anticipated to get comfortable with this physical form. I underestimated the amount of maintenance the human body requires in order to function..”

Rex: “Hate to break it to ya’ kid but brushing your hair and teeth everyday are things normal people do.”

Rudy: I am 37 years old.

[goblinsatchel]

As weird as it is at first, Rex eventually loves how easy it is to scoop Rudy up. “You wanted to be mini me so bad, now you get the full experience!” He thinks it’s hilarious seeing him flinch and get all pissy.

“This is inappropriate behavior between coworkers. Rex, put me down!”

Rex raises an eyebrow and keeps his little copycat from squirming away. “Oh I’m sorry! I thought we were closer than that, seeing as how you stole my dna and all.”

[goblinsatchel]

Rex carrying Rudy to bed after he fell asleep in his lab. “When my therapist told me to take care of my inner child I don’t think this is what she meant..”

[goblinsatchel]

Imagine Rudy struggling to tie his hair back, his fingers move clumsily behind his head, the rubber bands keep flying away or breaking and he’s beginning to lose his patience.

Rex sees this and immediately comes to his rescue. “Woah! Don’t go yanking all your hair out! Let me help ya’.”

Far more gentle and intimate than Rudy was expecting he feels his teammate’s fingers start to brush through his hair, lightly scraping his scalp. It’s the best sensation he’s ever felt.

Rex just grins.

[goblinsatchel]

I’ve decided the ship name for Rudy x Rex is Botsplode, does the council agree?

[goblinsatchel]

Just imagine Rex tickling the shit out of Rudy. He’s never been touched in such a playful, stimulating way.

I think he’d get super embarrassed about the sounds he’d make, the uncontrollable laughter and squirming that comes with getting your sides poked.

Rex knows he’s ticklish too, it’s his body after all.

[goblinsatchel]

I have so many ideas.. I need to draw some of these pairings. The art block has got me in a choke hold.

I think it would be fun to see an au where the Graysons adopt Conquest as their weird space grandpa. He doesn’t understand earthlings and their customs too much but he’s intrigued by them, not enough to be reformed.. but possibly have some interesting moments.

As for why I don’t have Mark/Anissa as hate? Because I think what happens to Mark, the trauma he goes through is important to his story. I don’t ship them but I disagree with the people who want to write his sa out of the story. They’re not like Kate and Immortal, their characters just annoy me a little lol. Love Cecil and Mark though! That old man is collecting Graysons like playing cards and honestly good for him.

I need to draw Rex/Rudy at some point. Those two are my favorites. They have such a big brother / little brother thing going on except you can’t tell which one is which. Rudy being mentally 30 while Rex is 19.. but Rudy still looks physically younger. Also Rex constantly stealing- sorry borrowing Rudy’s credit card will never not be funny. I can also imagine Rex trying to give Rudy advice on girls, not that he’s in any position to give dating advice. The sentiment is there though.

I will doodle them eventually..

[mousepregnant]

*botsplodes*

i am gfoing to esplod

[goblinsatchel]

The doodle

As always these are so fun to do