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mvrphysart · 1 year ago
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Vc pode fazer analogical platônico por favor? :3
com certeza!!!! eu amo tanto tanto tanto eles
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ohnoballoons · 2 years ago
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Suburban Legends - Rio de Janeiro - Night 1 (via updateswiftbr)
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tiger-balm · 1 year ago
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I'll be real watching this game is making me physically ill
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2189114reads · 1 year ago
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2024 reads
as usual i hope to read forty books this year for better or worse. this is a running list of what i’ve read so far and links to my thoughts on them 👍 venture beyond my guardian david byrnes boy.....
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tell me i’m worthless alison rumfitt
closer dennis cooper
frisk dennis cooper
try dennis cooper
guide dennis cooper
deserter junji ito
period dennis cooper
the putrescent vein dorian bridges
crash j.g. ballard
jubilee: six film scripts derek jarman
dreamstone moon paul leonard
extremities kathe koja
seeing i jonathan blum, kate orman
lou reed the last interview
the other thomas tryon
the waste land, prufrock, and other poems t.s. eliot
rushing to paradise j.g. ballard
placebo effect gary russell
spaceflight: a concise history michael j. neufeld
the sluts dennis cooper
the liminal zone junji ito
howl and other poems allen ginsberg
we disappear scott heim
exit note dorian bridges
xtc song stories neville farmer
mysterious skin scott heim (reread)
fun home alison bechdel
the happy hooker xaviera hollander
a thousand-mile walk to the gulf john muir
high-rise jg ballard
negative space br yeager
woman at point zero nawal el saadawi
delta of venus anaïs nin
the dream police dennis cooper
equus peter shaffer
blood meridian, or, the evening redness in the west cormac mccarthy
animal farm george orwell (reread)
the trial franz kafka
glengarry glen ross david mamet
fear and loathing in las vegas hunter s. thompson
strange angels kathe koja
the room harold pinter
the indestructible man simon messingham
the birthday party harold pinter
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wajb · 2 years ago
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my 24 hour double shift grind starts NOW
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gunnerina · 2 months ago
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Everyday I’m reminded England and America are Father and Son
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pluto-nevermore-enthusiast · 4 months ago
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should i write the thousands of fics that i have ready to be written or should i just not? i choose the latter.
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ftvchanneltelugu · 1 year ago
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vicstenius · 2 years ago
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yk what nothing says ily you mean the world to me more than seeing ur coworker bringing u a cuppa im so sick
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newsrapido · 2 years ago
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Will Allu arjun campaign for BRS party leader?
Will Allu arjun campaign for BRS party leader in Telangana polls? – Allu arjun will campaign for BRS party leader: Amidst speculations about his political aspirations, Allu Arjun, not just a stylish or iconic star, but a budding entrepreneur, is now making waves with his potential entry into the political arena. While the prospect of a direct political foray is the subject of much discussion, it…
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winged-self-indulgence · 28 days ago
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I was daydreaming about the different TS characters playing with my MC's hair and the one for Leander grew legs. Hoping to do Ais later but I had to get this down for my own sake lmao. Leander x GN!Unnamed!MC with long hair (I use the gender neutral "you" but my MC is female so the POV might seem more fem-aligned).
You know it is Leander at the door before he ever knocks.
The noise from the bar is low this early in the day and muffled by the layers of wood and the thin carpet that covers part of the dusty floor. No matter how much you mop and sweep, your room remains frustratingly grimy – courtesy of Eridia’s dismal weather. The humid weather and the rising river waters transform the already battered streets into muddy lanes. Then the yellow blazing sun by day bakes it hard, allowing the hurried steps of Lowtown crowds to kick clouds of dirt into every open window that must be left as such lest the room turn into an oven. 
You know Leander’s steps almost as well as you know your own. You suspect most people do, clad as he is in thick-soled boots tipped with shimmering gold. They thump when he walks, a particularly solid sound that makes you tilt your head.
“Come in!” You call. That is the best you can do, as you are too focused on the task at hand to open the door for him.
He peers around the door courteously, smiling when he sees you. “There you are! Are you busy?” He asks, leaning against the doorframe.
The afternoon sun flickers over his dagger shaped earring and draws your attention to the inviting crease of his lips. Leander smiles a lot, which is still a little disconcerting. No one has ever smiled at you so genuinely before, at least not without expectation of a reward. The most devout of your temple, the priests who had cared for you in that isolated sanctuary, had always been strict with you. Growing up you were at once a prophet, a deity, a divine herald, a messiah. Everything except a child.
You do not know what to do with the fluttering feeling in your chest, so you just shrug. “Not particularly. Why?”
It is true, you aren’t strictly busy, but you are currently engaged in a task. Specifically, your hair. Being on the road for so long had taken its toll, and now that you had a room and access to (somewhat) clean water, you’d taken the opportunity to wash away the grime of the past several weeks.
You are sitting in front of the desk and peering into the shard of mirror you’d snagged from a merchant. The broken thing is propped up in front of you, and you are working an almost toothless comb through the tangles.
“Well, I was planning to swing by a cafe to take my afternoon break, and then I remembered my favourite oracle hadn’t gotten a chance to try the local cuisine,” he steps into the room, accessories chiming softly as he approaches you with the grace of a famed thespian. “If we get there before the lunch rush, I promise to buy you the best muhallebi this side of Lowtown. I know you’ve got a sweet tooth.”
“Muhallebi?” You try not to give away the way your spine straightens at the mention of milk pudding. You wonder if the cafe makes it with pistachios. You want to say yes, but then you remember the solid weight of your still damp locks and the comb in your hand. “Oh…thanks for the offer, but I’m a little busy…”
You cannot see his face in the mirror, it only shows your own and his broad chest filling up the scuffed glass. Yet you feel more than you see his approach, the looming presence of his being as it casts a green-tinged shadow over your seated form.
“You have lovely hair,” he comments, idle but no less frank. “May I…?”
Confusion stymies your tongue until you notice an ungloved hand in your periphery. Then you nod jerkily and fight back the urge to shudder when you feel long fingers running through your hair. The touch is gentle, as though your split-ends and knotted locks are gossamer and spun gold. The air behind you thrums, and you snap without thinking, “Don’t you dare use magic on my hair!”
He laughs, breathy and warm. “I wouldn’t dare. Not without your permission, anyhow,” he shows you what he has conjured: a comb, golden and fine. It runs through your hair like water, and you lower your own snapped instrument to the table.
“I’ll admit, I’ve never seen hair so long before,” Leander comments as he works a knot smooth. “Is there a reason you keep it this way?”
“It was…encouraged back home,” you say evasively. Required. Demanded even. All of you was seen as sacred, and what little needed to be snipped off for the sake of proper grooming was ritualistically burned in the temple flames. After all, what if some nefarious evil got hold of a piece of you and used it to cast some horrific spell?
You didn’t know if magic really worked like that, but you had never lost the aversion to cutting your hair.
“We can’t really cast love spells with people’s hair, you know.”
“What-?!” You jump and whip around, wondering if he’d read your mind.
Leander chuckles at your expression, his dark eyes creasing with amusement that makes your stomach swoop. “A lot of visitors to Eridia think that. One of the problems of having all the world’s magic concentrated in one place. Stories get spread with no one around to correct fact from deeply exaggerated fiction.”
“Ah,” you blush and turn back to the mirror, glad you can’t see his face. Still, you can’t help but tease, “I take it you also can’t cast moneymaking spells with fingernails?”
“Only under the waxing moon on the third month of every leap year,” he replies blithely, and you share a laugh. This is nice. You haven’t felt this relaxed around another person in…months? Years? The moment is honey-sweet. Sticky and slow and golden in the afternoon sunlight. You don't even mind the arid heat, or the noise of the Lowtown streets below.
As soon as he is done combing your hair, you gather it into your hands and begin braiding. Leander offers to help, but you prefer to do this part yourself. You enjoy the easy rhythm of twisting and twining the now smooth strands, though his rapt attention makes you feel a little clumsy. You can almost feel his rapt gaze on the back of your head. Emerald eyes singeing the nape of your neck and burning the tips of your fingers.
Once you’re done, you reach for your ribbon to tie the bun in place, but find it gone from the table. You turn, expecting it to have fallen to the floor, and find Leander at your side. You hadn’t even heard him approach.
“Here, let me…” he murmurs, and a gentle hand covers yours. He takes your hair and deftly twists your hair into a neat series of loops before securing it in place. “There we go. Gorgeous.”
“Thanks Leander,” you admire the neat hairdo in the mirror. Your hair feels more secure, and you assume he must have tied it a little more firmly than you are able to.
"You should call me next time," he offers. There's a boyish smile on his face as he offers his bicep to you. "My invitation still stands, by the way."
"Lead on then," you roll your eyes, feeling a heady thrill as you rest your bandaged fingers on the exposed skin of his forearm. "That pudding better be delicious."
"It will be," he promises grandly as he shuts the door behind you, "And if it's not, I'll just have to take you out again until we find the best muhallebi in Eridia."
On the floor, your ribbon lies decaying into grey ash that you will sweep away come evening. You will not notice its absence, or its replacement, but others will. The Adders will hide their stares, but you will feel their attention regardless and chalk it up to your status as a newcomer. Mhin will glance at the top of your head and grimace, hesitate, and then take their pay without comment. Kuras's luminous eyes will widen ever so slightly, but the doctor will not push where he isn't wanted.
Ais and Vere would have said something, but they are not here, and so you will not know. You will not know until night falls and you retire to your room. You will not know until you raise your hand, and rather than meet roughspun fabric, your fingers will bump up against cool gemstone.
You will pull it free, and find within your grasp a jade hairpin, pale and intricately carved, and set with shimmering ivory lilies.
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taintedcigs · 2 years ago
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i know places — e.m.
pairing: eddie munson x popular cheerleader!f!reader
warnings: 18+ ONLY, minors dni!!, ANGST, smut, p in v, kind of degradation, jealousy, praises, nicknames, br*eding kink, cre*mpie, FIGHT!!, eddie beats someone up, gareth is an asshole im sorry, and some flufff
summary: in which you are secretly dating eddie because his friends don't like you (wc: 6k+)
a/n: HELLO hello I AM BACK! i kind of hate this, and the ending sucks pls ignore it but i wanted to post it so bad bc i love ts x eddie!! also a part of this was heavily HEAVILY inspired by an ep of veronica mars bc its one of my fav shows!! also no dividers and i didn't proof-read SO PLEASE ignore the mistakes plss
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Four months.
It had been four months since you and Eddie had started to “secretly date.”
And in all honesty, it had been fun. The sneaking around, the private dates, the quick fuck seshs in school, in the supply closet, after his D&D campaigns, in his van, in the woods.
And the teasing, oh god, the teasing.
It's why you were currently scrunched up in the back of his van, ragged breathing and curses, heavy tension filling the space.
“You done teasin’?” he asked, hovering over you.
It started with the glances in the hallway, at first, Eddie thought they were innocent. But the way you threw your head back as you touched Andy’s arm had Eddie’s jaw clenched.
He was sure his blood was boiling by the time he dragged you back to his van.
He dismissed your concerns about how he shouldn’t skip English again, he could care less, he needed you, and he needed you now.
It was driving him crazy too, while he had fun, he hated the idea of not being able to tell those stupid jocks to back off of his girl.
He hated the stupid school hierarchy and his friends for having to keep this relationship a secret, he hated not being able to show you off.
“Teasing?” You asked, an innocent smile playing on your lips.
“C’mon don’t play coy now.” He warned, “I know what you were tryin’ to do with that stupid jock.” He scoffed.
“And did it work?” You batted your lashes, and he rolled his tongue inside of his cheek. “Yeah.” He barely gave you any time to adjust before his lips hungrily attacked yours.
So needy and filled with lust that you couldn’t help the whimpers that escaped your lips. He didn’t waste any time as he reached for the edge of your tiny top almost ripping it off and letting it drop to the van’s floor.
You could feel your breath hitch with how rough he was being, his calloused fingers flipping your cheerleader skirt and moving your panties aside, sliding a finger as he groaned at the wetness, partying your pussy to get a better view of your gushing heat.
“Fuckfuckfuck.” He cursed under his breath, “Such a pretty fucking pussy, baby,” He peppered your heat. “All mine, yea?” He asked needily.
His fingers worked your clit with little circles, causing you to whimper out. “Mhmm.” You barely let out, eyes shutting immediately in pleasure.
His fingers worked to stretch you open, and his visible bulge was pressing hard against his uncomfortable pants, you knew you would get what you had been begging for all morning soon.
“You think it’s fuckin’ funny to try to make me jealous?” He raised a brow, and you stopped your lips from twitching into a smirk, you didn’t need him to edge you, not right now, not when you needed him this much.
“Nuh-uh.” You pouted, “Only did it cause you kept flirting with that girl yesterday at the gig.” You huffed, you knew you were being petty, but could care less, the downside to this whole deal was the fact that you couldn’t tell those girls to back off of him, you just had to smile and watch as they swooned all over him.
And if he could play at that game, so could you.
He gave you a slight chuckle before his fingers plunged in and out of you, his thumb rubbing circles on your clit as you moaned for more. “Needy fuckin’ slut.” He’s being mean, and you love it.
“I’ll give you all the attention you need, yea? Such a bratty baby.” He teased.
You cried out when he retracted his fingers, feeling empty as you pouted at him. He was quick to get his aching cock out of the uncomfortable boxers, bouncing against his stomach as he hissed.
His breathing was ragged as his cock flexed in his palm, causing your thighs to tremble with need, “Do something.” You breathed.
He raised a brow at your eagerness, “Please,” You pleaded, tears welling in your eyes at the pent-up frustration inside of you.
He was quick to dip his head down your chest, mouth nibbling at your nipples, and you arched against his fingers, he was driving you crazy and you could feel his aching cock brush against your thighs.
“So fuckin’ perfect,” He cried out pinching your clit, “And all mine,” You liked how rough and possessive he got when he was jealous, you didn’t care that it was wrong, your heat was pulsing relentlessly with need.
“Jesus,” He cried out when he had one hand on your hip, and used the other to rub the tip of his pulsing cock against your entrance.
You trembled with desire when he teased you further, his pink tip sliding easily over your soaking cunt, “C’mon, thought you wanted to fuckin’ tease me?” He mocked.
“You’re already cryin’ out like a whore and I haven’t even touched you properly yet, peach,” He cooes, causing you to whine.
“N—need you,” Barely able to speak, you spread your thighs further, and Eddie gives you a chuckle, his mocking was making you throb even more.
“Jesus fucking Christ, you spread your legs like that for that dumb jock too, honey?” His words are laced with bitterness and you’re quick to shake your head.
“Uh—uh, only you,” You whine, he’s rough as he grabs your cheeks making you look at him, your eyes widen as you desperately plead for him to do something  — anything.
“Since I own this tight little cunt, I’m gonna use it like I fuckin’ want to,” He growls, and you whimper at that, Eddie’s lips tilt into a smirk, he knows you enjoy his words. “You want that, peach? You want me to wreck this pretty little pussy? Fill you to the brim with my warm load?” He asks, and it makes you tilt your head backward in pleasure when he teases his tip against your entrance again.
“Mpmhm… Fuckfuckfuck, yes please!” You’re practically shaking with the need to be fucked.
He grasped your wrists in one hand, pinning them against the cold walls of his van, making you hiss, barely giving you any warning before he slowly prodded his aching cock inside your velvety walls.
“Fuckohfuckohfuck,” His breathing was ragged and you could almost feel his cock splitting you open, your mouth rounding into a silent ‘Oh.’
As he plunged himself deeper into you, your back arched back toward him, making your cunt clamp down on his cock, and he growled, “S’fuckin’ tight, poor baby must’ve felt so empty without my cock, yea?” He cooes and you nod quickly.
You could feel your insides burn, both from need and from how big Eddie was. “Mmmph, greedy fuckin’ cunt. Takin’ me so well, honey.” He murmured peppering your face with kisses, you could barely take in his words, your mind clouded with desire.
Your eyes welled up in tears again, it felt so fucking good, feeling him this deep inside of you, “Shhh… you can do it baby,” Eddie encouraged as he forced himself deeper into your soaking walls.
“Be a good girl and take it all, can you do that honey?” You nodded immediately, Eddie’s hands were quick to caress your cheeks, “Good fuckin’ girl,” He murmured before he went on and on, his cock invading your walls until he was sure he was balls deep inside of you.
You couldn’t help the filthy squeaks that escaped your lips, the space of the van filled with your mewls and Eddie’s balls slapping against you.
He licks your neck before he bites hard onto your shoulder, his grunts filling the room as he plunges harder into you.
“Jesus fucking— mmpfh… just like that honey,” He murmurs into your neck, “My perfect fuckin’ girl.”
“Look so fuckin’ pretty when you’re all fucked out like this,” He nibbles on your neck, hands pinching your nipples. “Gonna be the fuckin’ death of me, baby,” He groans as he slams further inside of you.
“Edsedsedseds!” You repeat like a mantra, “What’d’ya need, peach?” He asks smugly.
“Jesus— n-need to cum!” You cry out and Eddie’s brain short-circuits for a moment, as you lay beneath him, plump lips making ‘Oh!’ sounds as your head is tilted back, and Eddie revels in it.
“Do it, honey. Cum for me,” He encourages.
“Need that tight little cunt to clamp down on me, peach,” He groans, and your whimpers get louder, you know you’re getting close and Eddie can feel how much you tighten around him.
“Shitshitshiiit— baby, this cunt is so fuckin’ greedy, and so fuckin’ tight,” He grunts. “All mine, angel.”
“’M close, Eds…” You barely blurt out in your fucked out state, and Eddie coos, “Cum for me, honey, c’mon cream my cock.”
He tilts his hips up further and hits your velvety walls so perfectly that almost has your eyes crossing.
Once his calloused fingers make their way onto your clit, rubbing slow circles and also giving your sensitive spot a pinch you cry out, trembling beneath him as you feel yourself release around his cock.
He lets out a loud grunt, “S’fuckin’ tight when you cum, shit— Gonna fuck my load into you, baby.”
“You want that? You want me to fill that pretty pussy, have you leakin’ my cum for days?” You nod weakly, still too fucked out to answer.
“Fuckfuckfuck— yeah, baby, gonna fill your tight little hole up, gonna give you all this cum,” He grunted.
“Would you like that honey? Shit—so fuckin’ tight, beg for it, beg for me, princess—” He almost growls into the curve of your neck, his hips slamming forward roughly, “Please—Eds, please, need your cum…” You make a mewling sound and Eddie can’t help himself, he’s pounding into you like a dog in heat and he knows he’s getting close now.
“Jesus—I’m gonna cum, honey. God—I’m gonna spend all of my load in this tight little cunt peach, it’s takin’ me so well, baby, I couldn’t pull out even if I wanted to, fuckfuckfuck—”
“Goin’ to fuck my load into you, baby, need to fill you up nice and sweet,” He cooes, mind boggling with the sight of your tits jiggling each time he slams harder into you, he knows he is rearing his orgasm with the way his hips stutter.
“Cum inside’a me, please,” You purr, eyes sultry as they meet Eddie’s, his grip on your hips tightens enough to leave a mark, your words sending a wave of pleasure to him as his movement is picked up.
“Mhmm, I love it when you fill me up s’warm and nice, and make me yours,” You murmured and that was it for Eddie.
His groans became uncontrollable now, and his eyes squeezed shut, he slammed into your body one last time, roughly, a string of curses spilled from his lips before his cock pulsated and his warm sticky load painted your insides, already spilling out of your tight cunt with how stuffed you were, falling down your thighs. 
With a few “Fuckfuckfuck’s” Eddie collapsed on top of you, lips peppering your face softly as he wrapped an arm around you, murmuring, “You okay, baby?”
You nodded quickly, “Mhmm…” You relaxed into his warm body, “That fuckin’ punk really thought he could flirt with you, huh?” He chuckled; he was still possessive, bringing a dark smile to your lips.
“You know what you have to do to keep them away, don’t you?” You raised a brow, and he immediately knew what you were implying, but he wasn’t ready for any of it.
“Not this again,” He huffed, and you were quick to get out of his hold, you weren’t the type to push a guy around to make things exclusive, but with Eddie, you wanted nothing more than that, you didn’t even care about the teasing you would endure when the two of you made things official, but he certainly did, and it was starting to hurt you.
“Nevermind,” You murmured, searching for your clothes as Eddie got up, “Why are we in such a hurry?” He asked, tone worried. “We already skipped one class, I don’t wanna skip another one, doofus.” You narrowed your eyes at him before slipping on your skirt, sighing in relief when you found your panties discarded on the floor.
“You mad at me or somethin’?” You could tell how fragile he was acting around you, and it made your heart ache, but all of the secrets and running around were getting to you, the girls that were throwing themselves at Eddie as he flashed them a chuckle made your blood boil, you couldn’t take it anymore.
“No, it’s just super fucking tiring to act like you don’t exist, when you’re the only person I want in my life,” Your words come out faster than you mean to, and you look at him with such a hopeful gaze that Eddie’s heart tightens, the last thing he wants to do is hurt you.
“Honey…” He whispers, before pulling your body to his again, “You have no fuckin’ idea how much I want that to happen, but—”
“But, what?” Your voice is irritated.
“But you know how the guys are, you know how annoying Gareth—” You immediately scoff at the name.
You had no idea when or why it happened.  You had no idea what caused him to act this way toward you. But Eddie’s friends absolutely hated you.  Especially Gareth. Jeff also did not like the fact that you were the head cheerleader, but Gareth almost had a vendetta against you, you had barely interacted with him, but the boy was out to get you.
You were fine with the kids, Dustin and Mike had adored you the second you protected them against Carver’s idea of a joke. Lucas, with his new place on the basketball team, understood you, granted he had no idea of what was happening between you and Eddie, but he knew you were Eddie’s friend, and he knew how hard Eddie’s friends have been on you.
And that is exactly why you and Eddie had decided to keep your relationship a secret that started a few months ago.
Eddie had doubts about what people would say about your relationship, and he couldn’t handle the fact that his friends would have a say in it, he wanted to keep you away from them, as long as possible.
And he assumed your popular friends wouldn’t be so keen on him, either.
So you agreed to keep the relationship a secret, but it was eating away at you now.
“It’s about him again, isn’t it?” You asked, shaking your head with a chuckle. “Four months and you can’t even dare to say I’m your girlfriend, because of fucking Gareth,” You spat out.
“It’s not just about that—Jesus, you think your cheerleader and jock friends would fuckin’ enjoy havin’ the freak around?” His tone was louder now and you hated it.
“I don’t care! I don’t give the slightest fuck what they would think about my boyfriend, it’s my business and they don’t fucking get a say in it, Eddie!” Your insecurities were on the surface now, even if Eddie couldn’t tell, you were hurt by him wanting to hide you away this much, caring more about Gareth who had this twisted game of trying to hurt you, and it made you feel like absolute shit like Eddie could care less about you.
“Don’t you think I fuckin’ know that? I do! But Gareth—” You scoffed interrupting him as you turned around to face him. “Fuck him!” Your voice raised in fury.
“Look, Eddie, if you don’t want this—” Your hand was quick to point between the two of you, “Just say the fucking word.”  
“You’re twistin’ my fuckin’ words around,” His voice didn’t hold the confidence it did before, his eyes were washed over with guilt and worry, he couldn’t afford to lose you, and if he kept being a jackass, it looked like he was going to.
“You’re unbelievable,” He scoffed, “I’m unbelievable?” You quoted him, eyes narrowing again.
Eddie was on his last straws and he knew it, but he couldn’t get himself to back down, he couldn’t let you see the vulnerable side of him this soon, there was no way you would be able to stay with him, not when you saw how fragile he actually was.
“Yeah! You fuckin’ are,  acting all insane and shit just because you felt jealous over some stupid girls—” And he stops there because the exasperation of breath that slipped past your lips is so loud that he realizes what he just said.
“Fuck you,” You say it so ironically and humorously, that Eddie likes to think this is one of those ironic ‘Fuck you’s you had uttered to him before, slightly nudging his side as you gave him a warm smile, but you’re nothing but cold now.
“If you think that’s what this is about then I have nothing to say to you,” Your voice was timid before you made your way to the door, Eddie’s faint mumbles of your name were just dizzying your mind when you felt the hot tears threatening to spill down your cheeks.
And with that, Eddie spent the rest of the day either sulking or using other people as his anger outlet, he knew it wasn’t fair, but he couldn’t help it when you spent the rest of the day ignoring him, acting like he didn’t even exist, and it was killing him.
It got so much worse for him around lunchtime, his table was facing you, and his throat tightened, a lump forming at the fact that you didn’t even glance at him, not even turning your head toward his direction.
Eddie was fidgeting in his seat, he was itching to run over to your side, scream at the top of his lungs that you were his girlfriend, and kiss you, right in front of the entire school.
It was killing him, not being able to show you how much he fucking loved you. And his mind was now swirling with the idea that you finally realized how much of a loser he was, or that you finally realized how he didn’t deserve you, not in the slightest bit.
After one fucking conversation he had managed to push you away, and possibly manage to ruin one good fucking thing in his life, and he wanted to bang his head against the table while yelling out idiotidiotidiot!
Eddie knew he had to do something, as soon as possible, you were slipping away from his fingers, and he couldn’t handle losing you.
You were doing everything you can to avoid his gaze, no matter how much your head itched to cock in his direction.
Trying your best to stay unbothered as you attempted to laugh genuinely at the cheesy jokes Andy was providing the table with.
And Eddie’s blood was boiling, you seriously didn’t mean to make him jealous, but it didn’t matter to him, you were acknowledging everyone and specifically Andy right now but him, and it made Eddie’s jaw clench uncontrollably.
The banter going on at the table was unknown to him, but it made your skin crawl as if Gareth was saying some stupid shit about you again as if the entire table was mocking you, it was cruel, or at least it felt cruel to you.
That’s when your throat tightened up, your mind foggy as you could barely focus on anything but the chatter going on at Eddie’s table.
The cafeteria noises were pounding in your head now, jock’s table filled with the obnoxious laugh of Jason Carver, and you could even hear Robin blabbing something to Steve somewhere behind you. It was all a blur to you by now.
It surely had nothing to do with you but your mind and anxiety were enough to convince you that Gareth was making fun of you at the table. That little voice in your head there to tell you all the worst possibilities.
You barely noticed Eddie’s body burning off with rage when you were so focused on trying to hear what Gareth was saying, it shouldn’t have bothered you this much, but knowing how close he was to Eddie and how much he hated you… maybe it meant something.
Maybe Gareth knew that you were not good enough for Eddie, maybe you deserved it.
Maybe Gareth was right, maybe you were not right for Eddie, maybe he deserved to be with someone who liked his stupid D&D game, someone who didn’t conform, someone who wasn’t a coward, maybe someone who wasn’t a—
“Hey…”
“You okay?” Chrissy’s concerning voice caused your train of thought to disappear, at least pushing it back into your subconscious until you were ready to face your problems again.
“Mhmm,” You were quick to flash her with a smile, it wasn’t genuine and she probably knew it wasn’t genuine but, she stood silent as she didn’t want to put you on blast in front of everyone, giving you a tight-lipped smile and a reassuring squeeze in your arm, and you invited it in, cold demeanor changing within seconds.
And Eddie could sense it now, sitting across you, leaning in his chair like a storm isn’t brewing in his head, eyeing you carefully.
You slowly readjusted yourself, eyes quickly stealing a glance from Eddie’s table–but never at him.
And if he wasn’t watching he would’ve missed it, but he didn’t—hope inside of him blossoming like never before.
He was fidgeting to get out of his seat, run over to you, hands itching to hold you again, never to let go this time.
Your quick glance, instead of resulting in Eddie’s attention, brought Gareth’s unwarranted attention to you.
You felt uncomfortable in your seat now, you knew now your anxiety about him talking awfully about you to Eddie would be true now.
“She’s such a spoiled brat,” Gareth blurted out.
“Who are you talking about?” Jeff asked mindlessly, hands dipped into the fries he had been munching on.
“That stupid cheerleader,” Eddie’s head snapped at the mention of that, surely Gareth didn’t mean—Oh.
It was as if the rage building in within Eddie had snapped within seconds, thoughts in his head swirling, blaming Gareth for the fight.
“Watch it,” Eddie’s voice spoke before he turned his attention to Gareth, the table immediately quitening down.
“Excuse me?” Gareth questioned, taken aback, before Eddie cocked his head in his direction.
“Don’t fuckin’ talk about her,” His teeth were gritted, and your ears perked up at the rise in Eddie’s voice.
“The fuck are you on about?” Gareth replied back, the tension in the table was rising and Dustin was fidgeting im his seat by now.
“I’m telling you to keep your mouth shut when it comes to her, is that clear?” Eddie bounced from his seat, so quickly that he didn’t realize the entire cafeteria staring at him, including you.
Gareth gave him a confused chuckle, “I’m sorry?”
“Are you defending a cheerleader now or what? Have you forgotten how awful they have been to us?” He raised a brow.
“She didn’t do anything,” Eddie defended you like his life depended on it, he couldn’t believe how stupid he was being, for caring about Gareth’s half-witted input on you, like he ever actually had a conversation with you other than throwing insults to your way under his breath.
“So leave her alone,” It was more like a threat than anything else, and your heart skipped a beat when you saw the scene, Eddie not noticing your gaze, blinded by the rage.
Eddie was barely hanging by a thread, the way he leaned over the table eyes bulging out as he stood over Gareth, everyone could sense it.
A loud whoo’s from the jock’s table caused you to huff, before you knew it, Jason Carver was involved.
“Trouble in paradise?” He shouted, followed by the obnoxious laughter of his followers, they called Eddie the leader of a satanic cult but by the looks of it, Jason and his stupid little jocks fit the description more.
“Oh, shut it, Carver,” Your mouth opened before your mind could process it, heads turned toward you and you were afraid to look back up now.
The laughter from Jason’s table had died down, and you could feel plenty of eyes on you, but what mattered the most, you could feel Eddie’s burning gaze on you, the storm in his mind calming down with your tone.
Before you knew it everyone went into something else, Chrissy was quick to start a conversation and you could see from the corner of your eye that Dustin had probably took on the same job, spewing nonsense until the tension deviated.
Eddie had slumped into his seat now, thighs spread wide open while his leg fidgeted, his anger had dissipated—eyes trained on you again, it was so obvious now, even Chrissy was nudging you.
The conversation at the table was no longer interesting, he didn’t even attempt to care if Gareth was okay, you stood up to him in front of the entire school, so mindlessly that Eddie felt like a coward.
Guilt ran through his veins quicker than it intended to, Eddie knew he has been acting like an idiot, but you had opened his eyes further.
He knew he had to talk to you.
And once he saw you leaving the cafeteria alone, he knew it was now or never.
He barely waited right after you left, ignoring the voices from the table calling out for him as he waved them off, mumbling incoherently about how he had to take care of something.
You stopped when you heard his weighted footsteps, jogging after you as he called your name.
You were afraid to turn around, afraid to ask him what had happened that made him lash out at Gareth like that.
“I’m sorry,” were the first words that slipped past his almost trembling lips, his honey-brown eyes mellow.
“I said some really stupid things I shouldn’t have said,” were the words that followed, you could tell he meant it, ragged breath escaping with each word, he was nervous.
Your heart tightened in your chest, unable to open your mouth, you stared at him like a deer caught in headlights.
“I—I don’t need you to say anything,” He breathed again, and it’s not like you could get any words out now, they all died down in your throat.
“I just need you to trust me,” He murmured, calloused hands coming in contact with your shoulders as he held you steady, your legs feeling like jelly when he looked at you like that.
“W—with what?” You didn’t mean to stutter, but you couldn’t help it when he was standing this close to you, it didn’t matter if you had been dating for the last four months, you could tell something in him had changed, with the way he held you in public, your mind getting excited about the possibilities.
“I’m gonna fix this,” He pointed between the two of you, almost mimicking you from before.
“I’ll pick you up at 7, does that sound okay?” He gave you a warm smile, teeth flashing and dimples forming on the right side of his cheek, making you giggle immediately.
“O–okay,” You didn’t mean to sound so excited–almost desperate, but you could feel your insides twist with hope with each of his words, breaking down the guards you spent building up all these years.
He gave you a sloppy kiss on your cheek, his smile never wearing off, “See you after school, yea?” You nodded quickly, heat rising up on your cheeks.
By the time Eddie picked you up by your house, your chest tightened, the whole ride was more silent than usual, the stereo Eddie usually blasted now stayed as a background noise as you fidgeted in your seat.
“Are you ever gonna tell me where we are going? Or at least what we’re gonna do?” You asked curiously, head cocking to his side.
“So impatient,” He mocked, hands drumming on the steering wheel before he flashed you a smile.
“We’re almost there,” He announced, and the roads were becoming all too familiar to you now.
“Are we going to the trailer?” You asked excitedly, and Eddie threw you a look.
“You do know what surprises mean, don’t you?” He raised his brows and flashed a teasing smile, his eyes dancing with amusement.
You huffed playfully, crossing your arms against your chest.
“You do realize how cute you look when you get all mad like that?”
"Oh, stop it," you stammered, covering your face slightly with your hands, attempting to hide your embarrassment and the smile that threatened to betray you.
Eddie flashed a toothy-grin, dimples ever so present, you couldn't tear your eyes away from him, even if you wanted to.
Gaze lingered on his features longingly, as if trying to capture every detail in your memory. “Thank you for today,” He murmured, almost embarrassed, looking out on the road as his hands got clammy on the steering wheel.
You know exactly what he was thanking you for, but you still threw him a puzzled look.
“For standing up to Carver like that,” He adds, clearing his throat,
“I doubt you realize it Eddie but—”
“I think I’d pretty much do anything for you,” The words blurted out before you could process them, brain jumbled from everything that happened today.
A soft smile curved his lips as he watched you, eyes tracing every contour of your face with awe.
The rest of the ride was silent, as you kept your promise to not spoil the surprise, mind filled with various ideas as Eddie finally pulled up to his trailer.
"So... will you tell me the surprise now?" You asked, smile etching on your face as Eddie gave you a breathy laugh.
"Such an impatient baby, huh?" He mocked, nudging your shoulder playfully, his eyes sparkling with mirth.
As you caught up to him, he couldn't help but reach out to brush your hand with his fingertips, a subtle gesture of affection.
When he finally intertwined them, your heart raced, possibilities of whatever the surprise was overwhelming you as your palms grew sweaty with anxiety when you faced the daunting door to Eddie's trailer.
Eddie's fingers gripped the doorknob tightly, with a twist of the key in his hands, the lock mechanism turned, and he pushed the door open, revealing loud chattering coming from the room.
You got startled when Eddie fully opened the door, almost squealing when you saw all of the Hellfire Club squeezed into the living room, your eyes widening at Eddie's surprise.
It was silent before Gareth spoke up, “What kind of a sick joke is this supposed to be?” He chuckled bitterly, Eddie felt hot-blooded again.
“Is this why you defended her during lunch?” He chuckled, and your eyes widened at the revelation—so, that's why Eddie lashed out at lunch.
"Unfuckinbelievable," Gareth scoffed.
Eddie's jaw tightened, the muscles flexing with the strain of suppressing the overwhelming urge to lash out. “What the hell are you doing? Please tell me this is a new joke of yours called ��I’m fucking the spoiled brat cheerleader to spite the jocks’.” Gareth spoke up, and turned around to Jeff and others for approval, but the rest of the guys just stood silent, he had crossed the line and everyone could sense it.
Your face soured at his comment, and you could feel Eddie’s grip on your hand tightened, he was getting fired up. “Goodbye, Gareth.” Eddie spoke calmly, much to your and everyone else’s surprise. Every movement he made was rigid, calculated, as if trying to contain the tempest of rage threatening to consume him.
Gareth turned to Eddie baffled, “What?” He scoffed, and Eddie gave a breathy chuckle before straightening up to collect himself. “Get out of my house.” Eddie spat with rage inside of him.
“You have a problem with, her, you leave.” You looked up at him softly as you gently squeezed his hand to let him know that it was okay, he didn’t need to make a scene, and he softened with your touch.
“Actually, if you have a problem with Y/N, you’re pretty much dead to me so just like…” He mocked a thinking face, “Evaporate or something, I don’t know.” A sarcastic smirk was plastered onto his lips now.
Everyone stood silent, causing Eddie to huff.
“That’s kind of a general invitation, if you don’t like my girlfriend then… just start heading toward the rectangle with the knob.” A wide smile spread across your face at him calling you 'his girlfriend', you leaned towards him almost, eager to soak in every word.
“Fuck you, Eddie,” Gareth spat out, Eddie rolled his tongue inside of his cheek at the comment, it looked like Gareth wasn't just going to go away silently, and Eddie wasn't sure if he could hold off the storm brewing inside of him if Gareth dared to talk about you again.
“Selling off your friends for a cheer slut—”
THUMP!
The sound that resonated in your ears before Gareth laid on the ground beneath you, it happened all so fast, Eddie's veins pulsating with the surging rage before his fists collided with Gareth's cheek.
Your mouth hung open, words trapped in your throat as your voice failed you in the face of disbelief.
Eddie cowered over him, the rest of the guys standing in shock as they tried to hold him back, they didn't need to, Eddie was done with Gareth.
“I told you to not fuckin' speak about her, was that not clear?” He spat out his words with seething anger. Gareth looked back at him with a groan.
“Then let this be a lesson for you.” He sneered.
It was all blurry, Gareth still groaning and mumbling under his breath as he left without a goodbye, the rest of the guys apologizing as they took care of Gareth, congratulating the two of you before he left to probably get that poor boy some ice.
“Well... I'd say that went pretty well?” A mischievous glint sparkled in his eyes, and you giggled at Eddie's inability to defuse the tension in the room.
“'M so sorry...” You straightened your posture, lifting your head to meet Eddie's soft gaze.
“Are you kidding?” He asked, eyes glinting with admiration.
“I don't care about him,” He scoffed.
“He doesn't fucking get to talk about you like that, and he doesn't deserve to be in my life,” His firm stance and unwavering eye contact were signaling you that he meant every word he was saying, he got sick of Gareth's shit, that's why this had happened, not because of you.
“You have nothing to be sorry about, honey,” He muttered, pressing soft kisses into your hair, he was trying to relieve you of your guilt, telling you that this was all on Gareth.
He leaned slightly forward, subtly closing the distance between you and him. “Now see,” He muttered, “Why can't it just be like this?” He couldn't help but reach out to gently brush a strand of hair away from your face, his touch tender as his fingers ached to touch you.
“Why do other people in the world have to exist, huh?” Every time he spoke to you, his voice took on a softer, almost more mellow tone, as if he was savoring the words to speak to you on his lips.
Your head tilted slightly with a giggle, eager to absorb every word he uttered. Each touch, each gaze you shared, sent an unwavering contentment through his entire being, more than you realized.
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rinxiaa · 1 year ago
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"THIS IS MY DEAR LOVER."
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Hii!! I hope ur doing great! I'm that reader who loves ur kaiser fic last week hehe :] it's been over a week, so I wonder if reqs are open rn but I'd love to suggest a Kaiser x (german) fem reader who's really close to her father and wants to bring Kaiser to meet him 🥺 gn reader should be fine too!! Thank u♡ -req !
M. Kaiser x reader | wc: 1.8k
Warnings: ooc kaiser like very, implied fem! reader, fluff, crack or maybe not, german typings w/translation!, german! Reader
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"Mikka!!" You shouted as you went into the living room where your lovely but not lovely boyfriend is there.
"You don't need to shout my name, Mein Liebling." He looks at you from the side and went back to his book that he was reading. He raised his reading glasses to fix it till you sat next to him making his focus on to you. You took the opportunity to speak.
"Meine liebe, look!! Wait no, don't look. I'll be the one to tell you." You cleared your throat and sat up straight while Kaiser closed his book and continued resting his head on his hand.
"My sehr geliebter Eltern, wants to meet you, mein lieber Liebhaber." You squealed as you held your hands as if you were truly excited.
"Well for context, i have been talking about you to my father, and if your gonna ask, its part gute dinge part part schlechte dinge. But they liked you!"
Thats what you thought. And here your boyfriend was kind of overthinking. Your parents liked him? As if! What if when they actually meet, your father will beat him up? Part schlechte dinge? Did your parents judge him for it? What if your father is like his? All his thoughts were completely opposite of yours.
Unlike his, your thoughts were more.. What should we do first? Where should they meet? Where should they eat? You were quite excited. But that completely changed your mind when you saw Kaiser, he was surprised. You can't tell if its good or bad, he didn't look angry nor happy. More like fear?
"I know what I'm assuming is so out of character for you but.." Your two hands sneaked up to hold his. "He really does like you. I'm 200% sure he won't assume anything negative at all."
"That is, if you're busy or have a match or practice. When are you available." You asked and he snapped out of his thoughts. "I guess tomorrow. Any time is fine."
"Eeeekk! Ich liebe dich so sehr!" You wrap your arms around his neck as you hug him. "Its gonna be very fun, i promise." You said as you sat down and laid your head on his shoulder while you text your parents. He thought he never saw you as much happy as you are now. You seem to be quite fond to your father. He was quite selfish yet even he was shocked. He was happy that your happy with your father.
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That was fast. That tomorrow was already is today. He let you choose his clothes honestly. You just said for him to pick on his own and say that any is fine. Just not too formal. And he understood the assignment by the way.
He drove you guys to your old house or province. Your house wasn't too big. It was just perfect for a family. Kaiser took a notice to that. He parked your car and then went out to rush to your side of the car and opened it.
"Thanks, schatz." As you come out. Only theb you realized he was quite more.. quiet than his usual smug personality is.
Pinch.
"Stop being so nervous. 'Ts just my dad! You'll br fine." You pinched his cheeks."
"I didn't say anything!"
You knocked on the door awaiting for your dad and to your surprise, he's the one to open the door with your mom peeking from the kitchen.
FULL GERMAN TYPINGS START HERE!
"Hallo, Kleiner!" (Hello, little one!) Your dad spoke.
"Hallo, lieber vater! Das ist mein Geliebter, Michael." (Hello, dear father! This is my lover, Michael.) You spoke, introducing your partner to your father.
"Haha! Ich hätte nicht erwartet, dass er schöner aussieht, als Sie sagten. Sie übertreffen meine Erwartungen." (Haha! I didn't expect him to look more handsome than you said, you exceeded my expectations, young man.) You nudge your father with your elbow.
Haha, du brauchst einen gutaussehenden Mann für eine schöne Frau, weißt du? (Haha, you need a handsome man for a beautiful daughter you know?) Kaiser shook hands with your father and then you hit Kaiser with your elbow. He still had his ego.
Eventually, you two sat down at the dining table to talk with your dad while your mom cooks up food.
"Ich habe tatsächlich etwas von Deutschlands Nationalgericht, Sauerbraten, gekauft." (I actually bought some of Germany's national dish, sauerbraten.)
Honestly you were shock when he took out the food. You didn't even know he had brought some. How? Did he already prepare it? Or did he order it? Wait, is he trying to make a first good impression? That's funny.
Your mom squealed from the kitchen. "Sauerbraten? das ist eines meiner Lieblingsgerichte!" (Sauerbraten? this is one of my favorite dishes!)
Your father and your mother thanked him for the food and your dad decided to talk about your lover for a while.
FULL GERMAN TYPINGS ENDS HERE!
You have to admit, even you were slightly nervous. Its the first time in a while that your dad had slight tension.
"So, Michael. Do you have a job currently?" Your dad asked.
"Dad, i already tol-"
"I'm not sure if you're familiar with me but, I'm a famous soccer player in german right now. I have a match coming up next week, you should watch me." Then he brought out two front row seat tickets, one for your mom, one for your dad.
"None tickets for my daughter?" That definitely gave you more tension.
"She already has three front row seat tickets to my next three match. Including to the tickets i gave you, sir." SIR? KAISER WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
"Wait, may i ask, what's your last name?" My dad asked.
"Oh, Kaiser. Michael Kaiser." He answered politely.
"Oohh! Now i remember you, i remember seeing that tattoo on your neck somewhere. You're from Bastard München. Correct?"
Kaiser chuckled and answered, "Yes, sir. Its my pleasure to meet you." Then Kaiser shook hands with him again. You hope your dad don't see that as provoking him.
Your dad laughed.
"I like you, young man! You better marry my daughter soon, okay?"
"Dad!"
Then your mom asked from the kitchen, "Speaking of, how long have you two been together?"
Cough, cough
"A year.. and a half." You both answered at the same time.
"WHAT! and you didnt plan to tell us?!" Your mom answered. Then your father spoke.
"Only you, dear. Half of the year, your daughter has been chatting me about her boyfriend."
"Dad !" You called your dad, while Kaiser just laughed from it.
Wait. Laugh? Thats not much in Kaisers vocabulary. Wow, and he seemed much cuter when he has a genuine one. What a pretty boy. Maybe you are lucky.
"I'm expecting more from you, soccer prodigy of germany! I'm glad you have chosen my daughter." Your dad chuckled and even Kaiser laughed.
"Is that supposes to be an insult, dad?.." you answered with a sigh.
"I am glad too. Very glad."
Little did you know, his hand was sneaking up to yours under the table, holding it firmly but with gentleness.
"Food's done! Lass uns essen!" (Let's eat!) Your mom spoke from the kitchen as she walked to the dining room, putting down the food as she sat down next to you father.
"Now, i'll be the one asking questions to Michael." Your mom said with a grin to your father.
"Say, Michael, i expect that you and my daughter didn't do anything wrong, right? I don't want a police coming to my house.."
"Mom! I would never even!"
"Mrs. L/N, I assure you, those are not in my vocabulary. Other than being the best in soccer, and winning, taking care of and protecting your daughter might already be my top priority."
Your mom squealed. "Such words! I expect good from you Sir Michael, i'm also telling this to you, Y/N." Your mom then glared at you glare back.
"Oh please, wanna know my vocabulary? Its having patience with him." And your parents just laugh it of, while your looking at a blushing mess Kaiser.
He didn't expect he'd even be in a table like this with parents. And you. This is quite relaxing. Maybe he should have more of these. Kaiser thought.
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Mein liebling - My darling
Der Schatz - dear
Mein liebe - my love
sehr geliebter Eltern - my beloved parents
mein lieber Liebhaber - my dear lover
Ich liebe dich so sehr - i love you so much!
A/N: chat im sorry if this is short☹️☹️ reqs r always open! Sorry if this took long too, requester..😓 I ALSOXWANT TO APOLOGIZE IF MY GRAMMAR IS SUPER BAD HERE... german, nor english is my first language😥
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hainge · 3 months ago
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Brain Rot Chronicles: The Kaiser Files
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kaiser x gn!reader warnings: none, just get z humor ig word count: 900+
Introducing Michael Kaiser into your life was already a gamble, but giving him access to TikTok and Instagram reels? That might go down as one of the most catastrophically idiotic choices you’ve ever made. You and Kaiser have always had a really close friendship, so naturally, when he became your roommate, you thought it’d be a breeze. How wrong you were.
It’s been what, seven days? Seven painfully short, irreversible days since he downloaded that app, and you’ve already lost the ability to have a normal conversation with him. You try to talk about your day, maybe something that bothered you or something funny that happened, but before you can even get a sentence out, he cuts you off with "bla bla bla ble ble ble blu blu blu”
And you’re just left there, blinking in disbelief, wondering how you let it get this bad.
You’ve started keeping mental notes of the sounds he makes and what he says. Like when you were brushing your teeth and he pranced in front of the mirror, unironically saying yelling "ballerina cappuccina mimimimiiiii" and then twirling out of the bathroom like that was a perfectly rational way to start the day. No context. No explanation. Just pure, unfiltered chaos.
Or when he barged into your room at 3 a.m. Three in the goddamn morning, shouting "SALAMALEKUM MALEKUM SALAAAAAAM" like some kind of cracked-out bedtime ritual. You nearly launched a pillow at his head, and honestly, you should’ve.
And then came the Spanish. You asked him if he wanted tomatoes in his salad and he just stared at you dead in the eyes and said "los tomates dicen que noooo"What do you even do with that? Are you supposed to answer? Are you supposed to be scared of the tomatoes now?
Then there was this gem while he was reorganizing your laundry "tralalelo tralala" "tripi tropi tropa tripa" "lirili larira". The man has no beat, no shame, and apparently no desire to ever speak normally again.
But nothing, nothing, compares to when he discovered that one TikTok audio. You know the one that goes like “For the night we pop out at one in the morning you really wanna know, this kinda life never boring...”
You walked into the living room, unsuspecting, only to find him mid-dance, absolutely committed to every body roll and chest pop like he was performing at Madison Square Garden. You didn’t know whether to scream, cry, or join in. Honestly, the only reason you didn’t record it was because he was already recording himself.
And then there’s the Druski emotes. Oh god, the Druski dance. There is no warning. No music (sometimes). No build-up. He’ll just stop mid-convo, lock eyes with you, and hits you with his emotes. In the kitchen. In your doorway. At the supermarket. Once in front of your boss on FaceTime. He just starts dancing. Like it’s his body’s natural response to silence. Then he walks away like it didn’t happen. You’re left spiritually damaged and he’s fine.
And lately? He’s been doing this other thing. You’ll be mid-skincare, gently patting serum into your cheeks, or watching a film, fully relaxed, when he suddenly walks up, sticks his tongue out, shakes his head like he’s short-circuiting, holds it for a few seconds, then walks away. No words. No reason. You don’t even react anymore. You just sit there, eyes dead, letting the madness wash over you like ocean waves of insanity.
And god forbid you ask him to do something normal. Like get groceries. You texted him once after training saying “hey can you grab eggs and oat milk on the way home?”
And instead of getting a simple "ok” or even a cheeky “anything for you bubblegum,” he sends you things like:
“ts pmo sm ngl🥀” “icl br u pmo sm ngl sybau” “yk w br idc anm lol” “sybau js h8 bein diff idek anm mn💔”
You had to sit and then just gave up and cried into a couch pillow.
And then, yesterday. He came into your room, wide-eyed, sweaty, breathing like he just ran a marathon in full armour. You looked up from your laptop, heart skipping, actually concerned for once.
“Mihya? Are you okay?? What happened??”
He just stared at you, dead serious…and then launched into a 7-minute explanation about the John Pork case.
You didn’t say a word. You sat through it. You tried, you really tried. Until you finally snapped.
“GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM.”
You didn’t even wait. Whatever your hand grabbed first, that’s what you threw. And unfortunately for him, it was your hardback book. Kaiser flinched, dodged it with Olympic-level reflexes, and then laughed, sticking his tongue out (just like Flight). Like a maniac. The kind of laugh that echoes through hell. The kind of laugh that makes you question if he’s been real this whole time or just a fever dream in designer sneakers.
Later, he was found laying on the floor, face smeared with strawberry jam cake, barely conscious, eyes blank and distant. Looking exactly like Gojo in chapter 236. Exactly like him.
Introducing Kaiser into your space? Fine. Surviving him in this new TikTok-core phase and Instagram reels? Borderline impossible.
And yet, despite the madness, you still let him sit next to you on the couch, knees touching, phone shoved in your face as he says, “Tell me that’s not peak,” while showing you a video of Speed in China. Because at the end of the day, he’s your chaotic, glitter-brained, noise-pollution of a roommate… and unfortunately, you kind of love the idiot.
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icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pyo 2 js lmk lol onb fr nty b fr rn lk br.
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Hydrogen - H (Atomic number 1) Helium - He (Atomic number 2) Lithium - Li (Atomic number 3) Beryllium - Be (Atomic number 4) Boron - B (Atomic number 5) Carbon - C (Atomic number 6) Nitrogen - N (Atomic number 7) Oxygen - O (Atomic number 8) Fluorine - F (Atomic number 9) Neon - Ne (Atomic number 10) Sodium - Na (Atomic number 11) Magnesium - Mg (Atomic number 12) Aluminum - Al (Atomic number 13) Silicon - Si (Atomic number 14) Phosphorus - P (Atomic number 15) Sulfur - S (Atomic number 16) Chlorine - Cl (Atomic number 17) Argon - Ar (Atomic number 18) Potassium - K (Atomic number 19) Calcium - Ca (Atomic number 20) Scandium - Sc (Atomic number 21) Titanium - Ti (Atomic number 22) Vanadium - V (Atomic number 23) Chromium - Cr (Atomic number 24) Manganese - Mn (Atomic number 25) Iron - Fe (Atomic number 26) Cobalt - Co (Atomic number 27) Nickel - Ni (Atomic number 28) Copper - Cu (Atomic number 29) Zinc - Zn (Atomic number 30) Gallium - Ga (Atomic number 31) Germanium - Ge (Atomic number 32) Arsenic - As (Atomic number 33) Selenium - Se (Atomic number 34) Bromine - Br (Atomic number 35) Krypton - Kr (Atomic number 36) Rubidium - Rb (Atomic number 37) Strontium - Sr (Atomic number 38) Yttrium - Y (Atomic number 39) Zirconium - Zr (Atomic number 40) Niobium - Nb (Atomic number 41) Molybdenum - Mo (Atomic number 42) Technetium - Tc (Atomic number 43) Ruthenium - Ru (Atomic number 44) Rhodium - Rh (Atomic number 45) Palladium - Pd (Atomic number 46) Silver - Ag (Atomic number 47) Cadmium - Cd (Atomic number 48) Indium - In (Atomic number 49) Tin - Sn (Atomic number 50) Antimony - Sb (Atomic number 51) Tellurium - Te (Atomic number 52) Iodine - I (Atomic number 53) Xenon - Xe (Atomic number 54) Cesium - Cs (Atomic number 55) Barium - Ba (Atomic number 56) Lanthanum - La (Atomic number 57) Cerium - Ce (Atomic number 58) Praseodymium - Pr (Atomic number 59) Neodymium - Nd (Atomic number 60) Promethium - Pm (Atomic number 61) Samarium - Sm (Atomic number 62) Europium - Eu (Atomic number 63) Gadolinium - Gd (Atomic number 64) Terbium - Tb (Atomic number 65) Dysprosium - Dy (Atomic number 66) Holmium - Ho (Atomic number 67) Erbium - Er (Atomic number 68) Thulium - Tm (Atomic number 69) Ytterbium - Yb (Atomic number 70) Lutetium - Lu (Atomic number 71) Hafnium - Hf (Atomic number 72) Tantalum - Ta (Atomic number 73) Tungsten - W (Atomic number 74) Rhenium - Re (Atomic number 75) Osmium - Os (Atomic number 76) Iridium - Ir (Atomic number 77) Platinum - Pt (Atomic number 78) Gold - Au (Atomic number 79) Mercury - Hg (Atomic number 80) Thallium - Tl (Atomic number 81) Lead - Pb (Atomic number 82) Bismuth - Bi (Atomic number 83) Polonium - Po (Atomic number 84) Astatine - At (Atomic number 85) Radon - Rn (Atomic number 86) Francium - Fr (Atomic number 87) Radium - Ra (Atomic number 88) Actinium - Ac (Atomic number 89) Thorium - Th (Atomic number 90) Protactinium - Pa (Atomic number 91) Uranium - U (Atomic number 92) Neptunium - Np (Atomic number 93) Plutonium - Pu (Atomic number 94) Americium - Am (Atomic number 95) Curium - Cm (Atomic number 96) Berkelium - Bk (Atomic number 97) Californium - Cf (Atomic number 98) Einsteinium - Es (Atomic number 99) Fermium - Fm (Atomic number 100) Mendelevium - Md (Atomic number 101) Nobelium - No (Atomic number 102) Lawrencium - Lr (Atomic number 103) Rutherfordium - Rf (Atomic number 104) Dubnium - Db (Atomic number 105) Seaborgium - Sg (Atomic number 106) Bohrium - Bh (Atomic number 107) Hassium - Hs (Atomic number 108) Meitnerium - Mt (Atomic number 109) Darmstadtium - Ds (Atomic number 110) Roentgenium - Rg (Atomic number 111) Copernicium - Cn (Atomic number 112) Nihonium - Nh (Atomic number 113) Flerovium - Fl (Atomic number 114) Moscovium - Mc (Atomic number 115) Livermorium - Lv (Atomic number 116) Tennessine - Ts (Atomic number 117) Oganesson - Og (Atomic number 118)
anyway. Have some star projectir stuff.
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Did... Did you just list the entirety of the periodic table???
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