#brayfloxmudsbray

[ask-witchhunters]

Guncotton: Thanks again, Bray, I don’t think I could’ve made this trip by myself...

Brayflox: Sheee-oot, Reg! I’d’a figured y’all’d’ve been plumb tuckered out ‘bout halfway up the summit. Us country boys gotta stick together ‘round all these city-slickers, show ‘em what real work is! It’s the least I could do for a pal o’ mine.

Guncotton: Dear Arceus... The whole village burnt to a crisp...

Brayflox: Yeah. Witnesses at the bottom of the hill say it went up in a blaze almost instantly, and they ain’t seen them loco sons-of-bitches who done started it. First responders ain’t common ‘round podunk areas like this’n, so when tragedy strikes, they gots’ta call us in all the way from Judecca. I’ssa cryin’ shame, I tell you what.

Guncotton: So that’s why we’ve been called out... This is much more than a rescue team is equipped to deal with--there’s no way one single Pokemon did all this. It had to have been a Witch. I don’t see a single survivor anywhere...

Haurchefant: Commander Brayflox! Liutenant Ehrenreich! You’re going to want to take a look at this!

Guncotton: ...! Is that...

Haurchefant:  It҉’͞s͟ a ̢bo̧dy,͏ ͡t͝hat’s̵ fo͟ŗ ̀s͢u҉re͟!͜ ̳͖͖͓I̜t̰̼̰͚͈̗̦͞’҉̝͍̤̹͉s͚̫͓̘͕ ͕̞̞̺̝̹̦͞s̶̳̻̫̞͓u̫̳͈̩̮̹͚pe̦̲͍͚͎̕r̼̘ ̵ͅc̖̭͟o̪l̹̫̘̪̟̮̀d̞̠̪͓̼̯̟͠,̝̯͔̟͈͞ ̀b̷̰̱u̶̮t͖̲̯͔͝ͅ ̳̘̲̳̱̲I̘̼ͅ ̰̤̭͖t͏̖̙h̩̤͝i̞̟nk̼͡��̬͍ ͉̩͎I͇ ̼͍̭̖͇̫̖͜s͓̜̜͖ͅe̤̗̠̰̙̖̗e͉̭͎̯͎̣̞͡ ̷̹͇̝̭s̺̥̙͕͓i̸̻̗̻̯͎͓g̪͚̝̜n̨̳̬̫̮ͅs̳̥͍̹̺̙͔͝ ͇͉o̥f̞̫͎̩̗͝ ̱b̤̮̙r̠̘̮͟e͏̘̟̼̟a̬͚̗͉̼͕͔t̻hi̼̗̦͎͇̕ͅṋ̭̬̰́g͚̼̠̭͜!͖͎̤̥̭͝ Hey, wake up--

Guncotton: !!

Haurchefant: --Hey! Liutenant! Wake up! It’s Eclair!

Guncotton: Chiffon! She’s... She’s awake?

Haurchefant: What are you waiting for? Naptime’s over! Get your butt out of bed and get to the central tower!