#bruh ...

[riotgurlll]

Mtf kopi x AFAB reader

Kopi (Date Everything) Drabble!

ABSOLUTELY, Kopi is such a sweetheart like genuinely. I'm not even a coffee drinker, but for her I would. SHE'S SUCH A CUTIE WOOTIE UGH! Summary: Kopi helps you wake up because you HATE mornings... Contains: FLUFF! <3 AN: I don't know much about Kopi and I haven't maxed her romance route, but I hope this little drabble is in character! If it isn't lemme know and I'll edit it! Also, Thanks for the ask!!

You grumble out a sigh, each step down the stairs heavier than the last, practically stomping like a tantrum-prone toddler with a vendetta. The blinding morning sun slashed through the windows like it had a personal grudge, stabbing straight into your retinas with merciless cheer... It made you sick.

You swore- on everything you loved- that if it were possible to square up and throw hands with the actual sun? You would. No hesitation. Full brawl. Fire against fire.

…Okay, maybe that was a little dramatic. But still. Mornings sucked. You weren’t built for this hour. Never had been. Never would be. Your fuzzy and miss-matched socks that bunched up at different lengths on your angles warmed your feet on this rather chilly morning- your sweatpants rolled up into pantaloons from how much you tossed and turned in your sleep. You reached the last stair, not paying attention to your footing.

You felt you left foot slip up. In a panic, you grabbed the rail as both legs practically flew up into the air like you were a god damn cartoon character. Your heart raced at a millions miles a nanosecond, barely able to process what even happened. Your gaze slowly fell to the guilty socks: And you gave them a glare... If those things went missing in Drysdale when you did laundry, you wouldn't care one bit.

Grumbling swear words under your breath, you get back up and shuck your pant legs down, finally unable to stand the awkward feeling of them riding up your legs. You slouched as you shuffled into the kitchen, grabbing the dateviators off the dining room table where you had left them, shucking them on lazily. You sighed, a flat expression plastered on your face as you walked over to the coffee machine. If you didn't get caffeine inside of your system in the next 20 minutes, you were going to implode.

"Ah, Good morning!" Kopi greeted upon you using your first charge on the glasses. You slowly blinked, staring at the cheerful lady in front of you. She was obviously the opposite of you in this scenario: Kopi lived for the mornings. It's when she was most useful for you, and she loved helping you get your day off to a good start. Her smile faltered slightly, just for her to giggle.

"You look like a zombie, love." She joked, turning to grab a coffee cup. Her voice was the first good thing that happened to you, her accent soothing your brain. You plop down on the nearest chair as you barely managed to hold your self up- you could practically feel your dark circles.

"Coffee..." You manage to groggily let out. She gives you a smile and a soft shake of her head. "Right, I'll take it you want you're usual then?" She sweetly assumed. You nodded, and with that she turned around swiftly to get you your much needed booster.

You sigh, rubbing your face slowly as you tried to come back to reality. She turned, leaning back on the counter braced on her hands. "At least it's a Saturday! You can do whatever you'd like today." She tried to cheer you up. You shrugged. "Yeah... I guess you have a point.... I just hate mornings..." You whine dramatically, hands falling from your eyes into your lap. She shakes her head. "It's nearly noon, sweetheart." She giggles, pouring the coffee into the little white cup. She grabbed some creamer, sweetly doing an intricate design into the latte before she turned and placed it in front of you. "Well, there you are!" She concluded with a soft and warm smile.

The kitchen smelled like coffee, and just the scent alone was enough to slowly wake you up. You peer down into the cup, curious to see what design she decided to do today.

[mrwwhat]

be cringe be freeeeeeeeeee

"context"(if you can evven call it that-)

[bonsai-turned-pretty]

SHIT WAIT THEY ARE SPOILERS

literally nobody:

John Doe: omg Arthur these men are naked. btw these men aren’t wearing clothes. hey. Arthur. hey. did I mention all these guys are naked. I think it’s really important that you remember that detail that they are nude and so are you. just buck ass fucking naked Arthur. Arthur, their dicks AND balls are just freely swangin-

[2022dirt]

Close up of horses.

[prplino]

jayvik piece i made for valentines 💗 happy valentine’s day !

[beardedmrbean]

Andrew Cairney from Glasglow, Scotland loading all nine of The Ardblair Stones

[e1lqix]

ended up getting this by accident.

IM GOING INSANNNNEEEE

IM GONNA SCREMAMWKJWN YESSSSAJAIW!!!

@robygoonn2 !!!!

[queen-morgana91]

this art from eighthsun_art (IG) broke me

AANGS SILENCE HURTS THE MOST

[beidak-art]

sleepless night

[gayestcowboy]

genuinely one of the best lines in disco elysium. i think about it a lot. timeless classic

[mifgirlcomics]

A classic to start my shits

[[ Gros calibre ]]

My first Spamton drawing ( in octobre lol ) :

( bitches please meme )

I got to say explications !

The french translators of Deltarune are cool but fucked up on one tiny point !

In french ''Big shot'' is translate by '' gros calibre '' .

In english '' gros calibre '' means '' Big gun '' but in french '' gros calibre '' is an expression to designate big dicks .

So this image popped up in my head and I drew it XD

Imagine you play Deltarune and Spamton says to you : '' Do you want to have a [[ Big dick ]] ?? ''

It would be funny as Fuck I think 😂

[tyler007sstuff]

dose anybody know this tiktok😭😭😭😭

[mar-bluu]

Saw this on tiktok today and... yeah

[bonsai-turned-pretty]

'im scared to ask them out' i said

'grow a pair' they said

so i did

the fuck do i do with this thing?

[destielnewsnetwork]