#btw u dont need to apologize for sending in asks!!

[snapscube]

Idk if you even saw it but I wanted to apologize for the Spamton Sweepstakes ask, I only needed to watch like 30 more minutes for you to directly say you’re caught up on that stuff. You’re allowed to send me to prison btw it’s okay.

it's okay but im gonna send u to jail like in the spongebob episode where they steal a balloon. walk in walk out, quick trip. if u cant do the time dont do the crime.

[enjoythesilentworld]

Simon's Month - (Cat)Fish

day 19!! @youngroyals-events

Simon tries to convince a man on a dating app that, yes, that is his actual face in those pictures.

read below or on ao3 (T, 500)

You got a match! 

Wille liked your photo!

Wille sent a message!

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Wille: If you’re gonna use fake pictures you might as well make them believable…

Simon: im sorry what?

W: I’m just saying, it’s pretty obvious you’re a catfish. Those pictures are not real.

S: um yes they are? that's literally my face

W: Nice try! No one actually looks like that. Way too perfect.

S: is this some kind of weird pickup line because im not sure you’re executing it properly

W: No? What do you mean? Clearly those are photoshopped or something. Who has skin that smooth looking? Or eyes that beautiful shade of brown?

S: literally i do

W: Seriously, where did you find these? Did you edit them yourself?

S: did you get dropped on your head as a child or something

W: … I mean, probably. But that doesn’t matter here. I know an edit when I see one.

S: clearly you dont because that is my face thank you for the compliment, i guess???

W: You’re welcome for complimenting your editing skills. But I still don’t believe you.

S: ok now im convinced this is some weird plot toget me to send like nudes or something

W: Oh my gosh, no! I’m not even on here for that! I’m too much of a romantic for hook-ups. We’d have to go on at least a few dates first.  And I would only ever ask if I knew you wanted to.  To send pictures.  Naked ones. And only you felt safe doing so. But I think in person is better anyway.

S: okay…

W: Sorry if that was weird. I keep staring at the pictures and they’re making it hard for my brain to work.

S: hard huh?

W: Ha. Ha.

S: i guess that’s kinda sweet i’m not much into hook-ups either

W: Oh. That's cool. But, seriously, where did you find these pictures?

S: i remind you. that is me im starting to question your sanity Wille

W: Sure, Simon. You just walk around like that all day and somehow you’re still single and on a dating app. Sure, very believable, *catfish*! 

S: omfg i do have pet fish but im not a catfish you're one to talk no ones hair is that color also there is no way u have a perfect little freckle on ur top lip or do you put that there with makeup

W: What?? Me?? No, it’s not makeup! I am just Swedish! I get freckles in the sun!

S: suuuure

W: Don’t turn this around on me, Simon.  Except, wait, do you really have pet fish?

S: yes, i do

W: Can I see them? 

S: [Image attached]

W: Beautiful!  What are their names? 

S: idk if i can trust you with their names you think i’m a liar

W: :( Simon

S: :( Wille

W:

You can trust me.  It’s justified, I think, that I don’t believe you.

S: [Image attached] literally me [Image attached] me with fish for proof i cant believe your awful rizz is working on me … Wille? here i’ll write out a little note for you so you know its actually me [Image attached]

W: ‘.,;-=p./ ?um I-m her e SOrry I was.. You are real? 

S: lol i am real

W: When are you free?

S: huh?

W: I would like to take you on a date, Simon To apologize for calling you a catfish But also because you are funny and pretty, and I need to see you in person just to be totally sure that you’re actually real. 

S: hm i guess i’d be okay with that i wanna know what that freckle on your lip tastes like

W: asdnasfwaogjfan

S: their names are oski, olle, and felle, btw are you free tonight?

[mishimaflatulence]

Mr Mishima dude, r u k? Been silent 4 a while

the voices.

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Anywho, it appears I have erm... taken another hiatus by accident! My apologies to my followers and anyone else that views my account! Maybe this hiatus was needed aheheh...

(OOC: but no seriously sorry ive been gone for so long. a lot of shit has happened in my life and ig all my focus kind of left this account for a bit. i wont guarantee ill post daily like how i used to but ill try to do something with this account instead of letting it rot. i still like YTTD dw. uh btw dont expect certain uhm ppl to send in asks anymore cough cough)

[chonnysinferno]

i STILL feel as if i’m being frog boiled into following you. like sometimes i’ll just check in and scroll two posts below like okay what are they doing now. question mark. everytime i see you in my notifs it’s like a jumpscare. i’ve considered sending an anon ask just saying your icon looks like posadism but sadly it does not. it’s just like. orange. that’s it. i wish it looked like posadism, just because i like posadism. wait fuck you don’t know centricide one of the reasons i didn’t send that ask so now i have to be like ohhh posadism as in character from centricide as in webseries with personified political ideologies. i feel like we’re kind of like soulmates but opposite. like forever fated to be strangers and nothing more. forever fated to see the other’s reflection in the glass of a store as they pass. that’s probably just me though. being silly and such

hi twig-gy you can come out. i know this is likme 99% you /silly that is so hilarious tho like. you also show up on my fyp sometimes and its like. "oh its that user !! woah" it also makes it funnier that i havent been posting anything relating to cj in the past few days too im slowly disappearing from the fandom ajugh i really should post smth cj related soon okie now back 2 thjis. i also check in w ur blog when ever u come up kits like. studying you in a way i dont know how to say it youre like the only person i do this to so .................... uhmmmmm idk who posadism is unfortunately my icon is a humanized design of michael from love of the s*n </33 ill go look it up after im finished typing this tho oh nvm i just read further down LMFAO im just going as i typr so ill check out centricide after. yea i dontneed to repeat what i said i dont thinkl ypu get the point were kind of just poking each other with sticks i feel. like were aware of each oithers existence but well never actually interact properly which is so sad. i need to examine you under a microscope to be franjk with you. youmnare so interesting to me but i forget about you 90% of the time just like everyone else i meet its not just you btw how you described it is exactly how it is except i havent really thought of it until this was. yknow brought up id follow you but. i feel like you might kill me or somethin g i apologize unfortunately that goes for everyone i interact with. so edit : oh also the frog boiling thing was the best thing evber when i first saw it i added it to my bio as a joke like a while ago and i think its too perfect to remove now

[erwinsvow]

Flora anon hereeeee. I love being flora anon lol.

I'm not sure if you do emoji anons (because eim a new follower and enjoyer of this account, thoroughly enjoying myself btw) but if you do could I be 🧚‍♀️?.

But I'm so happy you love Winnie the pooh too. The Christopher Robin movie is one of my comfort films, and the other day I watched the heffalump one.

Also back onto winx (I was rewatching today cus of this convo lol) I love sewing and made a bloom fairy outfit last summerrrr, she isn't my favourite but she had the easiest pattern wise to figure out lol. Flora is my goal to do this summer.

How are you doing today. (Sorry for such a long ask)

omg that emoji is so perfect for u! hi babe! yes i do them welcome to the club!! <3 you are so sweet

yesss!!! i completely agree. when i went to disney i made my boyfriend go on the winnie the pooh ride like six times it was so fun also the only souvenir i got was a pooh stuffed animal lol. we are twins it is so comforting <3 the only thing up there in terms of comfort is strawberry short cake lol

YESS omg i need to rewatch that show was my whole life as a kid !! omg bloom!!! that must be so cute stop! you have to send photos when you do flora i need to see it!!! i went as flora one halloween so fun <3

im good baby dont apologize i love to chat with you guys! im good i just went to work n now trying to write some stuff before bed but feeling writers blockyish today so ill see what i get to. how about you?? ♡ thanks for stopping by!

[koiukiy-o]

you still don’t deserve to deal with it. i’ve experienced something similar as well, it’s never easy to understand how people could be so foul 💔 you deserve every ounce of kindness given to you! you don’t have to be good at expressing your gratitude, it’s the thought that counts! 

throwing more kindness your way, hehe. take it all!!! i hope one day i find the courage to send u all my blessings off anon 💞 but for now, i shall continue to crawl my way into your inbox and deliver large packages full of hearts to u !!!

thank you so much for your support, knowing i have such talented individuals to cheer me on warms my heart (lowk teared up a lil, it’s just something i’ve struggled with for months — it means so much to me, trust.) i’d be very grateful to have you both cheering for me, just as i will do for you should you both ever need it 🥺💝 im glad you’re here for me too, i usually don’t go on anon (and appear more than twice in someone’s blog) but here i am!! talking to people who inspire me in more ways than one. i’m so happy 💖

sleepyyy im assuming this is u btw D: thank u sm love, your support means the world to me :sob:

i am collecting aaallll of your kindness and keeping it safe for later <3 dont worry about sending me ANYTHINGGG off anon bc i promise i cherish your kindness and blessings just as much off anonnnn waugh hehe

of course !! ough the fact that u feel the need to mention this at allllllll istg i am standing over here with a MEGAPHONE and im ehre for you whether u choose to post or not !! <3 im so happy to see you drop by so often and i once again apologize for my slow answers, i get so owerwhelmed after answering just a couple,, but seeing u in my inbox genuinely makes my day :sob: (ive NEVER been an ask hoarder but your words are so kind, some of them have gone into my pep talk folder in my notes app that i read when i need a little pick me up for the day 🥹 ur words mean sm to me genuinely <3)

Also u shld totally tell me ur favourite characters bc i would LOVE to yap abt them and totally brainrot hcs for them tgt <3 starting small is always cool and omg. id love to write a snippet or two here and there if i ever feel inspired to too >:)

hugs and kisses /p sleepyyyyy hehe i love talking to u sm HEHEHEHE this made me so happy

[chososcamgirl]

HEYHEY IYA HRUUUU??? SORRY FOR NOT DOING MY DAILY CHECKINS I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GET ON TOP OF MY ASKSSSS IVE BEEN… getting more sun in lately…. Heh… breathing some real air instead of being locked up inside… BUT I HOPE UR HAVING A VERY SIGMA DAY AND THAT TERRIFIER 3 DIDNT TRAUMATIZE U TOO MUCH.. 😭😭 I SAW THE BLEACH SCENE AND OMFG I WAS GAGGING IDK HOW U POWERED THRU THE WHOLE MOVIEEEE

Ok look why did I find out one of my friends is an op…. 💔 cus she’s trying to steal my hg away from me and she keeps tryna make plans with MY 4LIFER infront of me… but my hoe is a real one and she caught on to how weird that friend was being too 😭 she got so pissed at me today because I wore something she wanted to wear.. but she didn’t tell me she wanted to wear the same thing so how would I even know…. like she literally wants me to ask permission on what I wear before I wear something which is SO WEIRD.. and she hates that my life doesn’t revolve around her because I went out with another friend today and she got SOO mad at me she started sending AUDIO RECORDINGS OF HER CRYING????? AND SHE STARTED TYPING SHIT LIKE “ur so fake” or  “without me?” I SWEAR SHE ACTS LIKE MY EX 😭‼️and she tries to tell me who to hang out with/ditch and what I should be doing… vro… why are you telling me how to live my life 👿

AND ANOTHER GIRL WAS USING MY FACE TO CATFISH PEOPLE… WHICH IS ACTUALLY SO TERRIFYING BECAUSE LIKE APPARENTLY SHE HAS 5 TALKING STAGES WHO THINK THEYRE TALKING TO MY FACE…. TELL ME WHY IM JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW??? I HOPR SHES NOT SAYING WEIRD SHIT OR SENDING THINGS AND LIKE SAYING ITS FROM ME…. I WAS ACTUALLY LEFT SPEECHLESS WHEN I FOUND THIS OUT CAUSE WHY IS SHE USING MY FACE TO TALK TO PEOPLE….. 😧

I WENT TO THE MALL WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS (again PGJFJNGHRNJGHR I HAVE A SPENDING PROBLEMMMM) and there was someone dressed as the terrifer and OH MY GOD I THOUGHT I WAS HALLUCINATING FOR A SECOND I GOT SO SCARED… but they were rlly nice once I calmed down 😭 he started honking his horn at me and it was pretty funny idk why I started tweaking 💔 also I was being so paranoid I was still at the mall at like 11pm (I was sitting in some random corner) and there’s like this loud banging so I LEGIT GOT UP AND WAS READY TO RUNNNNN UTHUTITHNUTR PLEASEEE MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT ACTIVATED AND I LEGIT WAS FREAKING OUT but then it tuns out it was just a group of kids banging their shit…. And they SAW ME TWEAKING AND LAUGHEDDDD AT MEEE ARHGHHJGTGJHEEHG but they apologized so its all 😈

I was on a grind and did my nails oh my GYATTT I am TWEAKING they took FOREVERRRR AND IM LIKE KINDA DISSAPOINTED BY HOW THEY TURNED OUT BUT WTV 

My dogs a German Shepard btw… he lowk a freak 😈🙏 ALSO MY PERPER LIKE.. JUST ENDED.. SO,, SORRY FOR BLUETOOTHING IT TO U ☹️

OKOK THOUGHTS ON THE RECENT CHAPTER… 

Why is megrim lowk folding HARDDD like DAMN y’all had sex ONE time chill 😭(saying that as if I wouldn’t be attached to the person who takes my v-card) 

MAKI AND YN HAVING SEX AT THE SAME TIME IM HOWLING AT THE MOON THIS IS LITERALLY THE SAME THING AS HAVING MATCHING STARSIGNS OR SMTHING 😭 THEYRE LOCKED IN FOR SUREEE

Toge saying he didn’t get laid when yuji said “damn so y’all all got laid last night” is so fake cus I was LITERALLY w him last night chat.. why is he lying?? 💔

Toge should have won funniest band member 😍 (no shade to Fuji)

PLEASEE YUTA SPIRALING BECAUSE MAKI WAS IN A BAD MOOD 😭😭 HE IS THE REASON WHY THE 🫃EMOJI EXISTS

URGRTHIURTHTRTURIR I NEED INUMAKI SO BAD ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY… I WISH WE FUCKED TOO 👿🐺‼️

Movie date…? are we going for awkward tension or theater head I can’t tell 👀

Sukuna part healed something in me that I didn’t know was broken thank you iya (and Beyonce) for cleansing a part of my soul I feel very blessed rn 😇

DONT GET ME WRONG SUKUNAS 😍 BUTTTT PPL LIKE THAT R SO ANNOYING IM GLAD YN STOOD UPPP CUS I WOULD CRASH OUT IF SHE CAVED IN

Megumi is WHIPPPPEDDDDD bro like on SKIBIDI he’s cooked

Okay look yn is so me because I never block any of my exes or failed talking stages… I FEAR IM NOT THAT STRONG… ESP WHEN THEY BREAK NO CONTACT LIKE I SWEAR ITS SOOOO HARD FOR ME TO STAY SILENT EVEN IF ITS TO TALK SHIT ABOUT THEM…. THE BLOCK BUTTON IS NEVER AN OPTION FOR ME I FEAR SO I UNDERSTAND WHY SUKUNA WOULDNT BE BLOCKED BC ME TOO GIRL 😞

Toge please give me a chance I swear ill treat you right like u can literally be the mpreg seahorse to my strong independent alpha seahorse female 🤗

AHJTRHRTTRTRITROTOGBT I LOVED THIS CHAPTER SO MUCH OH M,Y GYATT IIYA ILYSM THANK YOU FOR STUFFING ME UP 🤗

CANT WAIT FOR THE OTHER ONES O COME OUT KJREHURTHTRHJSRTHJTR IM SO PUMPEDD

My friend made a comment today on how I would post smthing like “oh! So, inumaki is actually my fav character… its okay if you like him too ig… just don’t talk about him to me…” or some shit like that on my socials and tell me why I lowk would… I would match his freak so well PLEASE GIVE ME. ACHANCE IM SHAKING

AOTD ANSWER UHHHHHHH…. ASMR… LIKE… THOSE CLASSROOM ASMRS U CAN FIND ON TIKTOK OMFG THEY PUT MY TO SLEEP IN AN INSTANT ITS LIKE A KINK I SWEAR (NOT ACTUALLY) I WATCH THEM RELIGOUSLY BEFORE I GO TO SLEEP😫😫😫

OKOK QTODDDDDD…. IF U GET DINNER WITH ANY CELEB (has to be real) WHO WOULD IT BEEEE???

OTNGTKJNTNJTNTNT ILYTSM IYA SIGMA POOPOO HAVE A VERY ALPHATASTIC DAY ‼️🐺🔥

-🐺

HI ALPHA!! 🐺🐺

LONG respond under the cut help…🙏

IVE BEEN MEANING TO ANSWER THIS FOR SO LONG PLEASE!! NEVER APOLOGISE!! ive been in a pickle answering asks (u r my last ask for the night i’ve been saving this one🙂‍↕️ also i see ur other ask and i definitely will be answering it dw <33) IVE BEEN GOOD!! my sore throat has gone away FINALLY and work has been v good🙂‍↕️ WBY!!! this was the last daily check in i had gotten from you.. i hope ur not dead… /j

BRO TERRIFER 3 WAS SOMETHING ELSE😭 I HAD MY HANDS COVERED 70% OF THE TIME NOT IN FEAR BUT BECAUSE OF THE GORE IT WAS SO 😭😭😭GROSS. like please if i knew it was going to have that much blood i would have NOT watched it… but also my fault for skipping past 1 and 2 and going straight to 3. also the plot was kinda ass so….

NO BC THAT WOULDVE BEEN IT FOR ME like why tf are u making plans INFRONT ME but i’m glad ur bff got ur back like she’s a real one fr WAIT HOMEGIRL IS GETTING JEALOUS? ur 4lifer am i correct?😭 omg wait that’s so weird WHY DO YOU NEED HER PERMISSION PLEASE?🙄🙄🙄 and i lowkey do understand the jealousy thing because i do tend to get like that too but I DONT SEND VMS OF ME CRYING?😭 she’s on a different level omg….

HELLO THE CATFISH? ARE U OKAY… idk if that was me i would be lowkey like ???wtf but then like “oh so u think i’m prettyyyy!!!😍😍😇😇😇” idk but like as long as she’s not doing stupid or dumb shit that might affect you🫠🫠 the talking stages r lowkey funny BUT STILL A BIT WEIRD??

OH MY GOD THE TERRIFER AT THE MALL? THAT WAS A SCENE IN RHE MOVIE😭 no bc i would have LEFT SO FAST and the honking no bro i cannot with him anymore 😟😟😟 ALSO ALPHA WHY ARE YOU AT THE MALL AT 11PM STILL HELLO? IS IT NOT SHUT AT 9PM LIKE NORMAL… idk it is here in aus… also the fight or flight thing im sorry i giggled but atleast the kids apologised to you😈😈

YAY FOR NAILS!!! omg i wish i could do my own nails it would save me SO MUCH MONEY💔 you must teach me alpha… ALSO OMG GERMAN SHEPARD?? THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE BREED😭 them and samoyeds please i wanted a german shepard for so long but my parents always said no💔 you MUST show me a picture of ur dog please im begging🙏

YAY THOUGHTS!! PUHLEASE yes u were with toge that same night i’m sorry it’s #canon. THE 🫃 EMOJI THOUFHT I ACTUALLY HOWLED😭 THEATRE HEAD ALPAH PLEASE ENOUGH. no i haven’t blocked any of my exes/situationship BESIDES ONE… but that was lowkey bc he was a freak but i mean if they did break no contact i would fold immediately sorry… MPREG ALPHA SEAHORSE GIRL IM WEAK😭😭😭

you and toge are 100% matching eachothers freak🙂‍↕️ THE ASMR IS SO REAL IM SORRY😭 idk if u remember this but yagami yato audios…. ok hear me out… they were GOOD back then please they were comforting for 14 year old me okay…

AOTD‼️ THIS IS HARD BECAUSE I HAVE A FEW… BUT ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD HAMZAH THE FANTASTIC OR AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON.. he was so sexy in bullet train #notsorry my hamzah hyper fixation is heavy rn idk he’s just so 😍😍😍 WBY🫵🫵🫵

ILY ALPHA!!🐺🐺 PLEASE DONT DIE AND HAVE A GOOD DAY <33 GOING TO SLEEP NOW

[fl3sh34t3r]

(Ooc : here's a lore fact for u guys,,,

Enidan doesn't have a very "good" relationship with her family, in fact, it's likely she'll mostly avoid talking about them if the topic is brought up, no matter who u are !

here's a little comic i did about it in my notebook in fact ! It's mostly just a sketch so,,,expect some mistakes in it, i did it during classes so that's why- :b im gonna put what they're saying here so it can be more understandable btw !! i am gonna change some tho so the ones shown in the image may not be accurate to what I'm writing here- :b)

Creamy Puff : "hey enidan !!"

Enidan : "...?"

Creamy Puff : "my mom gave me a basket full of berries and i wanted to ask if u would like any?? :D they're pretty fresh !!"

Enidan : Ah...no thanks hon.

Enidan : ...you sure do visit your mom a lot, dear.

Creamy Puff : of course !! I love my mom, shes so caring and kind and helped me out so much !! :D

Creamy Puff : what about you enidan ? :3

Creamy Puff : what about your mom? do u ever visit her...? i dont think you ever mentioned her before :o

Enidan : ...

Enidan : "ah...well...about that..."

Enidan : "She's...dead."

Creamy puff : "...oh"

Creamy Puff : "...im...so sorry about that :("

Enidan : "...you don't need to apologize. There's no need for it."

Enidan : "...it's best for it to be this way anyways..."

Creamy Puff : "what do you mean by that ?? :s"

Enidan : "..."

Enidan : "..."

Enidan : "...nevermind."

(Ooc : there's likely gonna be more posts about her family in the future,,,they are quite an important part of its lore- :b so maybe expect some more posts related to them,,,

also !! u can always send asks btw !! i don't have any currently in my inbox rn ;D that's all !! :3)

[woozi]

my yzaaa!! hi!!

i'm so sorry it's been. seven whole months. i saw the news about dino solo and remembered in a rush that i hadn't responded to the last ask and - well. it's been months. apologies for being such a neglectful wife. i hope you've been well <3 are you excited for dolo (dino solo)!!!!

by the way. your new header is GORGE. the neon greens and the blacks... i love it omg. another slay from my darling beloved yza, you never miss.

dsfklhdsf last ask i said it would be studying nonstop til july and then. i failed to get into uni. so now i am retaking all those exams alas.

so last time we talked about the bss comeback! but now seventeen have had a comeback too! how did you find it omg? please do tell me your ranking, i am so curious. for me it's diamond days = back2back > monster > god of music = headliner > yawn > sos (which. idk i have some thoughts). what about you though!! which songs are your fav!! which songs surprised you!! which songs do you not like as much as you thought you might! i am dying to know!

speaking of the comeback. did you see that minghao is grey. he's slaying it so much that i want to die my hair grey now (as if i'm not already greying prematurely from my job lol) but idkkkk i am no the8 i don't know if i could slay it as well as he does. regardless. this is his ERA he is slaying so hard!

speaking of. i don't know if you know this but jun is pretty much no. 1 on my svt bias line. actually you probably know that, looking back on how we met haha. but i just want to say that i think he is SHINING this era like!!! idk i've been watching all the performances and he is making So Many expressions. i know i am talking about a 27yo man but he is so cute he is my little meow meow and i LOVE all his funky expressions. also idk i know carats like to meme it but i do love that he manages to be so unblinking sometimes like. king of eye contact tbh! god of eye contact, even! love that for him.

your life is going back to your pre-pandemic routine! is that still true (it has been seven months)? it's crazy how much the pandemic wrenched everyone's lives into such different things, honestly. how has it been, returning to your pre-pandemic routines? i hope you've been well?

sending you so much love and i hope you always have happy days! it is so nice to see you on my dash again btw! mwah <333 💗💗💗

your beloved wife,

honey <3

MY HONEY OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG OUGHHH AM I OVERJOYED TO SEE U!!!!!!!

FIRST OFF I MISSED U SAUR SAUR MUCH??????????? ALSO U DONT EVEN HAVE TO WORRY ABT REPLYING LATE 😤😤😤😤 in my heart we r like penpals and i'll always be here anyway 😋

the way dolo (dino solo) brought u back to me IM CRYINGGGGGGGGG he really is the gift that keeps on giving!! AND THANK YEWWWWWWWWW, i try i'm v honored 🥺

hoping ur exam results turn out better for u this time!! i hope you're not pressuring yourself into it too much though, i'm sure things will work out for you <3 i'm here whenever u need an ear!!

DID U KNOW I WAS LOOKING FOR A FRESHTEEN CBBBBBBBBBBBBBB?!!??! i know they heard our Cries for cock songs back then, but i'm glad they've come around their roots soundwise for this album, it's a nice breather!! also a refresher (shoutout to ms diamond days) to why i liked em sm </333

URE SO VALID ABT SOS FDJKDFJKFDKJ my ranking atm is GoM > back 2 back = monster = yawn > diamond days > headliner > sos (sorry the lyrics make me …. 🤨🤨🤨 jkdsfjsdkjkdskjds 😭😭😭 but it’s understandable eng is not their first language!!)

for the first few weeks i have listened the most to back 2 back tbh, i didnt expect to like her as much as i now do!! monster, on the other hand, was the song i was looking forward most to hearing (VERNON PRODS WILL ALWAYS BE 🔛🔝 FOR ME) and i like her dont get me wrong!!! but i was expecting to like her the most out of all the songs in the album. she's still really good though <3 HOW ABT U 👁👁 V CURIOUS ABT UR THOUGHTS ESP ABT SOS FJDKDFFDJK

NOT THE PREMATURE GRAYING 😭 ALSO IK?????????????? sumn really going on with him when he has The Mullet ngl

i still cb we went from u being an eyebag anon to my now wife all bc of silly mr jun <33 thank god for him and the svteenies LMAOO AND I AGREE SOOOOOOOO MUCH <33 it's really so good to see how he's gotten so confident at performing that he's able to add these cute little touches to every perf </3 WE NEED MORE JUN APPRECIATION ON THIS SITE AND IM SAUR SAUR GLAD U See Him

also true!! but now i have graduated so things are also very different 👁👄👁 but change really is good!! i just cb i miss school this much fjkdjdf i've actually been thinking abt post grad (med school specifically) so.... there Might be new changes w me again!! life's been a little crazy on my side that's why i was on hiatus since feb until just before the recent cb season, but it's honestly made me realize a lot of things that (hopefully) have helped me grow as a person!! HOW ABOUT UUU <33 WHAT HAVE U BEEN UP TO!! we really have a lot of catching up to do 😋

sending you an even bigger hug and giving u much strength!! i hope the days r increasingly kinder to u, and that u find little joys in every step of the way!! i'm really so happy to hear from u again 🥺 LOV U MWAH <3333333

[pingunaa]

YES THANK YOU!whatmakes it sligtly worse is that hes gay himself so idk why he has such a strong hatred against lesbians when he knows what its like to be made fun of for his sexuality 🤨

ong the extra bit!

SO BASICALLY. last week he suddenly started ignoring my friend group p. ok so i need names so friend 1 is going to be ship, friend 2 is nail, friend 3 is tuna. i just thought of random words btw… OH AND THE person we do NOT like is going to be uh… dorf. thats ford backwords cus why not!!

so he just ignored us the entire week and we thought oh, maybe he just dossnt want to hang out with us cus he has other friends too and he just sat with them the entire time so it was like oh cool. it was VERy peaceful without him btw like, everyone was in a good mood n stuff. and then friday night ship and tuna start messaging me like “DO NIT OPEN DORF’S MESSAGE” and it turns out he sent us all an apology for ignoring us n stuff. hold on im gonna copy and oaste it,

Hey [pinguna] can we talk i just wanted to say im like super duper duper duper sorry for ignoring you and the others and I hope i didn't make you feel bad or anything but if you and the others (im also sending them separate apology texts) are fine with it I was wondering if yk we could just be friends again ig and like hangout and stuff don't feel pressured to say yes im just apologising right now you don't have to decide anything right now

but! so ship, tuna and i were on a call and looking at the mesage together and it tirns out HE COPY AND PASTED THE MESSAGE AND GAVE US ALL THE SAME ONE EXCEPT NAIL. nail git her own custom apology 😝 and for extra backstory nail and dorf have been friends since grade 4 and the rest of us became friends with him last year!

and as we now know, he HATES ME! so when he sent the apology i was like uh… doesnt he hate me and i then sent a message like “uh dont u hate me?” and he said this “Yes I 100% mean this like i appreciate you and the others so much i know sometimes im not the best person but you all really do mean a lot” and i laugjed so much. i wanted to say that he sounded SO fake and he didn’t appreciate me that well for the past year but my friends i was calling said that was too mean so i had to say “dw but we haven’t been on best terms for a big big time now”

and then he has the AUDACITY to ask me WHAT HE DID TO MAKE ME FEEL THAT WAY.

and i sent him this short list but i can add to it if i want to

-push me to the front just to make fun of me

-ignore me and sit with people you claim to hate with your guts JUST to not sit with me

-constantly try to exclude me in everything

-constantly trying to make everyone else make fun of me

and THEN HE REPLIES TO ME WITH THIS,

“OMG i’m so so sorry like i don’t think you know how much i do actually care about you i get i don’t show it I can really try change to be nicer but i get that sometimes sorry and changing isn’t always enough I do get I’m pretty mean i really don’t wanna make it about me but i have a bit going on lately and i hate that i have made you feel that i don’t care about you and i just want you to know i didn’t sit with people i hate to not sit with you because i don’t like you or anything i just thought you were mad at me or something which i understand if you were so i just wanted to give you all some space because I felt like i was too much like there is nothing wrong with you or that you have done wrong❤️”

i fear hes done this like.the entire time ive known him so according to him, ive neen mad at him since march of 2023 😗 and then i replied back to him with “i do understand that but its been going on for more than a year, nothings changed”

AND THEN HE SAYS “I’m so sorry I have ignored this i feel terrible well thanks for telling me look if you want me to do something to try to mend it because you do mean a lot to me or you just want me to leave you alone just let me know I won’t be mad either way”

MY FRIENDS TOLD ME TO BE NICE AND TELL HIM ITS OKAY TOO!?

i fear my friends and i are probably at fault for him 5alking to us again. but we do plan to tell him straight up to not hang with us anymore on thursday :p

and then i said “its alright ig” and then he said ong thank u or smth and i left him on opened. i know kt seems kike hes trying to be nice but i swear if you knew him IRL, you would know hes just neing desperate 😔

OKAY SO THIS WAS A SUPER LONG RANT!!!!!

IM DONE WITH THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL!!!

HOOORAY!!! HOW WAS IT???

[amporella]

(sorry) i am going to share my probably very uncommon opinion and say that T&M have a very mixed track record when it comes to gay people. sure, they created craig and tweek, two well balanced gay characters, but they also created mr. slave and gay al, two hilarious but very stereotypical characters that weren’t that much different from your standard 90’s fare. yes, they’ve supported gay marriage from the beginning, 1/2

I honestly think you're totally right! It's true that Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride was revolutionary for its time - or at least notable - but I don't think it's inaccurate at all to call their track record mixed in general. Something that also comes to mind is their commentary on Put It Down - in which they first refer to the woman in a relationship as the emotional one, and then proceed to connect Tweek back to the 'woman' role. It's questionable, for sure - and I think it's totally reasonable to appreciate what Matt and Trey have done that's pro-gay rights while still condemning the stuff they've done that pretty obviously conveys a lack of understanding/purposeful ignorance.

I wish I had more to say on this, but I think you summed it up really well! It's obviously weird for them to think that they can reasonably decide under what circumstances a homophobic slur can be used in (even in the context of South Park punching at everybody), and I've never really understood the purpose of defending celebrities when they say questionable things; Matt and Trey are obviously old enough to know what they're saying, and even if having a mixed track record comes with the territory of making jokes about everyone, it's still very reasonable to point out that it is indeed mixed.

Thanks for the ask anon!! <3

[not-me-simping-for-blasty]

sum dating pro-hero!bakugou thoughts

- bakugou has an extreme taste for the finer things in life. think nice sweatshirts, soft blankets, good cologne. mans keeps it on the dl, but trust when he goes home he’s wearing silk pjs. it’s his money afterall

- sometimes drops dinner off for u in the middle of his patrol. he thinks ur unaware of how ridiculous a deviation from assigned route ur house is, but u totally kno. u dont tell him tho :)

- doing PR stuff is the bane of his existence. even the thought of an autograph/panel day literally has him throwing a fit. u watch him throw said fit almost constantly.

- loves when u set his uniform out for him. he likes the way it still faintly smells like your lotion when he puts it on the next morning

- the only PR stuff he willingly does is help make PSAs for schools. very much a wooden board when he says his “stay in school, study hard” lines, but by god does he mean it when he says it such a nerd i love him

- a video of him gently petting a cat he saved from a tree goes viral. he swears to you that this is what will finally make him turn to a life of villainy

- very ritualistic ab his day. he gets up at the same time, eats at the same take-out places for his break, calls you at exactly 5:30 PM,,,, villains have to knock him out cold before he’ll deviate from his routine

- bakugou rlly rlly likes when u wait up for him to get home. lies thru his teeth n says he doesnt, but he also sends u an excessive amount of ETA txts hoping u’ll get the hint and be there to greet him

- he gets unreasonably angry at villains who make him late getting home. he’s got a schedule okay!!! n if his dinner needs reheated bc of some extra, jesus christ is it gonna be that villains worst day ever

- has a habit of playing with the wedding band on his finger during interviews. slides it on/off, twists it etc

- constantly watches play-back of his own battles and critiques them mercilessly. if u even try telling him to give himself a break, bakugou will bite ur head off

- incredibly careful when fighting around schools/residential areas. he knows his quirk can be scary/loud and tries to tone down the explosions around small children,,, he can’t remember when he started caring ab that kinda thing, but now he couldn’t imagine not

- rlly grumpy about works trips. usually can’t take u for obvious danger reasons, but u’ll be getting a phone call every night to make up for ur lack of physical presence. of. he lies n says its bc he needs to “vent” ab his mission, but katsuki is entirely see-through when he refuses to talk and only asks ab ur day. falls asleep listening to ur voice,,, n u do it all over again the next night, for his sake pretending u don’t know why he’s calling

- ruthless in his product reviews. PR tries to force him into endorsement deals, but it goes terribly if he doesnt like the product ,,, (he tanked an entire energy drink company once bc he called it “tasteless, embarrassing, empty sugar-water. unfit for even the laziest fuckin’ humming bird)

- only attends galas if u bribe him. btw, the bribe is u promising to wear orange,,,, but he’s not possessive, he’s not, he swears

- surprisingly devoted to his work/life balance. u’d think he’d be a complete workaholic, n for the most part he is, but bakugou actually takes self-care rlly seriously. (“It starts in the body.” said by bakugou in an advert for protein bars. he was so proud bc bby put that line in the script himself. n he lives by those words!!!)

- if he’s ever late coming home, katsuki is def picking up some sort of apology gift,,, its always weird n janky tho. like an ugly, off-brand, shitty figurine of himself or a bouquet of nearly dead flowers (mans has a weird sense of humor what can i say)

- sometimes u’ll go out to your balcony and wave to him as he jets across the sky during patrol. he’s happy it’s dark and you cant see him,, bc if u could, u’d see him grinning like a dork

- spends an entire day off work, w/ u, before going on a rlly dangerous mission. its somber and makes u nervous and sort of breaks ur heart, but the way he looks at u just before he leaves makes it almost worth it

- thinks its hilarious when u send him dating rumor headlines ab himself. was literally in stitches over the one u sent to him supposedly confirming his ‘secret, salacious, relationship with chargebolt” (for reference, the pic was the blurry back of bakugou and denki’s head as they walked into the agency they literally both work at)

[starglitterz]

cynosure. (vii)

─── chapter 7 ! ~ bubble tea

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summary; you and xiao are genmates under the famed streamer company genshin impact. the chemistry between the two of you is undeniable, and your fanbases absolutely love your collaborations. but when you both start meeting up offline more and more, your connection starts to deepen past just harmless flirting and playful banter. with these real feelings starting to affect both your job and reputation online, how will you two react when your relationship becomes the internet’s cynosure?

a/n: apologies for the ugly formatting i needed space for 10 images so i removed the banners LMAO,,, hehe i hope u all like this chapter bc i certainly do (it went kinda far from my og plan LOL) also i forgot to add this but reading order is; 1 2 3 4

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facts !!

scaramouche is a famous tea channel, he starts informs people about drama in the youtube community. his sources are usually untrustworthy but everyone believes him because he's pretty. has been cancelled numerous times but still comes back every single time, much to the chagrin of the poor streamers whom he sets his eye on to make his next video about.

feiyun slope is is the northeastern area in liyue harbour. in-game, wanmin restaurant is actually in chihu rock, but for story purposes it's now at feiyun slope since that's usually where business occurs in the game.

hu tao and yanfei were on a ghost-hunting date, they had stopped to take a break after quite a long time without seeing any ghosts and that's when hu tao texted in the groupchat.

xiao's contact name is tiny because of a joke w his chinese name that i mentioned in a previous chapter. xiao’s chinese name is 魈, read as xiāo and meaning 'demon’, but the word for 'small’ in chinese is 小, read as xiăo. basically if you mispronounce xiao’s name the meaning will change, and so y/n nicknamed him tiny bc of the word 小.

while yanfei says the username is 'genshin-impact-updates', the actual poster is 'gi-updates'. just take this as yanfei having a rare lapse of memory, pretend it's not bc i realised twt usernames can't be that long <3

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a/n; YOOO SOME DRAMA??? LMFAOKMDKSD also i dont know how bubble tea works so i cut out a whole part i had planned for this but! genesussy helped me out when i was asking qs in the discord server hehe 😎 ty genesis btw!! <3 besides that im sorry for delaying this chapter for like 700 years T_T i didnt have any time to write it </3 fun fact i nearly cried editing parts of this on mobile bc it was so laggy omg,,, but now that it's out, i hope u all like it !! also send me theories abt what u think will happen next or perish /j ily all, im abt to go sleep now (i just realised i always finish cynosure chapters late at night HAHA) so goodnight my loves ! or good morning when u read this ! either way i hope you like this chapter and continue enjoying cynosure <333

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[meltwonu]

| 🍒 CH-CH-CHERRY BOMB! 🍒 |     [CHAPTER 𝟙𝟛]

pairing; dom!seungcheol x camgirl!reader

this chapter’s notes; camshow, breeding kink, sir!kink, pet play(kitten), v small amt of anal play, dirty talk!!! HAPPY FRIDAY THE 𝟙𝟛TH! 😗💕 Here we are with ch 13 on Friday the 13th, I didn't even realize it but man my ✨brain✨just planned that out so perfectly LOL 💕 I just wanna apologize for any grammatic/spelling errors in this one and it’s a bit shorter... I tried to proofread this all day but I'm also watching unus annus’s livestream at the same time and my peabrain cannot multitask but I TRIED!! let it be known 😩😭 Anyway, I hope ya’ll have a great weekend, stay hydrated and safe! Enjoy~! 🍒 

chapters; 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - ?

alphagyu97: oh fuck oh fuck

alphagyu97 has donated $100

hoshi_tiger_xx: oh??? Cute lil kitten ears????

A moan floats past your lips as you sit in Seungcheol’s lap; his cock already snug inside of you before you’d even turned the camera on. “Ah, ye--yeah, we thought we’d, mmh, try--try something n-new…”

Seungcheol smirks although neither you nor the camera catch it as he holds you still. Much like before, he’d started working you up before you got on camera and this time he’d asked you to sink down onto his cock and wait patiently until it was time to begin; neither of you saying a word or moving an inch as he peppered kisses along your shoulders and neck.  “Why don’t you show them your cute ‘lil tail, kitten? It’s getting squished between our bodies...”

universe_WZ: yes yes yes

tangerine_kwan: show us your cute tail princess

therealchan99: thank u for the pics btw i scream abt them every 30 minutes

therealchan99 has donated $50

You reach a shaky hand behind your back for the fluffy material as you show it off to the camera to the best of your ability; making sure to not move it around too much or else you knew you’d cum too soon. “I, ah, it’s--it’s keeping me s-so full…” He makes you answer a few more comments as you sit on his cock; blunt nails digging into the skin of your waist when he feels you trying to get him to move.

artist8hao: so so so pretty baby

kitty_junjun: cute little kitty

kitty_junjun: should come and play sometime ;)

xcaliburDK has donated $75

The way Seungcheol has you in his lap is a little uncomfortable for you and he quickly takes notice of the way you start to squirm more and more with each comment or question you reply to. “Kitten, it looks like you hit your donation minimum already. Should we start?” He coos.

You can only nod in return as you squint your eyes to check the laptop screen to see how you were doing. “Ngh, p-please… I--I’m so f-full I can’t wait any l-longer…” Whining, you clench around his cock and the toy as he chuckles lightly behind you. He’d purposely asked if the two of you could sit further back on the bed and further from the camera and laptop and you’d raised an eyebrow but agreed.

“Sorry, the angle’s not going to be very good for this but you’ll understand why.” Seungcheol comments.

The laptop screen is full of questioning comments and donations that beg Seungcheol to hurry up and fuck you.

His grip on your waist tightens a little before he’s slowly lifting you off of his cock and you let out a disappointed noise when he’s completely pulled out. “Nooo~ I w-want--”

“Ah, ah, I know what you want, kitten. But you need to get on your hands and knees for me. Facing the camera.”

Oooh, that’s why he wanted space.

You nod frantically as you easily get comfortable on your hands and knees in front of the camera and laptop; fluffy tail resting against your spine as the bell on your collar jingles.

alphagyu97: oh god please breed her

angelhan: yes god please

Seungcheol kneels behind you; already easing his cock back into your tight pussy as you mewl straight into the camera. “Our cute little kitten is already squeezing my cock so tight…”

You feel his fingertips on your skin before he’s reaching for the fluffy tail and he gives it a small tug as you whine and whimper in return.

“No, no pl--please, sir, I’ll cum if, ah, you p-play with my--my tail!”

Your eyes clamp shut just as Seungcheol starts to play with the anal plug; tugging on it and moving it slightly in order to get you to squirm a little more before he gives you want you wanted. He smirks at your back as he hears the sound of donations and comments flooding the screen in rapid succession.

“Oh? But they seem to like when I play with you like this.” You clench around Seungcheol and the toy, small cries on your lips when your sensitive body already wants to give in to the pleasure. “So fuckin’ pretty with your cute tail and ears and your pretty ‘lil collar on.”

chwenon: shes gonna cum so fast lol

gentleman_josh95: i kno, u can already tell she wants to

hoshi_tiger_xx has donated $50

xcaliburDK has donated $50

sleepy_wonu: look at her cute fuckin face while she tries to not cum haha

Seungcheol draws his hips back slightly before slowly thrusting into you from behind; fingertips still playing with the tail as he moves it around in tandem with his slow thrusts. “Oh kitten, you’re so fuckin’ wet for me, baby~” You can only moan back in response as you resist the urge to meet his slow movements with your own, much quicker ones.

“Ah, s-sir, please…”

tangerine_kwan: so cute when she's whiningggg

angelhan: dont give into her so easily~ make her work for it ;)

kitty_junjun: aww but shes so cute like this

Your fingertips dig into the bed sheets and you peel your eyes open as you attempt to read off the comments flying across the screen. “Mmh, ‘m so full… and sir won’t s-stop playing, ah, with my--my tail…” You can see Seungcheol’s form behind you on the screen, hips slowly moving as he plays with the tail.

You slowly find yourself moving with him and meeting his thrusts; chasing your pleasure as Seungcheol seemingly takes his time.

“Ngh, s-sir, can I c-cum?”

Seungcheol grins at your back, suddenly picking up the pace as he finally leaves the anal plug alone. “I don’t know, can you? Why don’t you ask them?” You blink your hazy eyes at the camera before flitting towards the comments section of your camshow.

“P-please tell s-sir to, mmh, let m-me cum…” You beg; unintentionally sending the comments section and donations into a flurry of yes’s and no’s.

artist8hao: let her cum but dont let it be the only time

alphagyu97: aww princess dont forget he still needs to breed your cute lil cunt

universe_WZ: she can cum but she still needs to be a good girl and let sir get what he wants

“Mmh, of--of course I, ah, w-want sir to b-breed my pussy… I, hah, want his--his cum i-inside of m-me…” You start working your hips back as you meet Seungcheol’s pace that speeds up at your words and the two of you fall into a rhythm as he works to get you off first. His hands grip your waist as he angles his thrusts to tap your g-spot and you mewl and whine in response; careful to not accidentally call Seungcheol’s name in the midst of the moment.

“Fuh--fuck, sir, ‘m g-gonna cum… please…”

“Cum whenever you want, kitten.”

You nod shakily; head falling forward as you let yourself get lost in the pleasure.

Your eyes flutter shut as various thoughts flood your mind. The main one being how seamlessly Seungcheol fit into your camshows and how much easier it was to film with him than you ever anticipated. The two of you easily forgot that the camera was even rolling most of the time, whether it was live or pre-recorded for your channel and now that he was always with you, it was hard to imagine filming without him.

“Ah, kitten, your cute ‘lil cunt is, ah, sucking me in deeper… You must really want my cum, huh?”

His words bring you out of your thoughts as you bite your lip. “Mmhmm, I w-want sir to c-cum, hah,  inside my p-pussy and b-breed me… wanna be, ngh, filled with your---your cum…”

“Why don’t we cum together then, hmm? Bet you wanna feel my cock throbbing in your cute ‘lil cunt, huh, kitten?”

The warmth blooms inside of you as you nod; cheeks hot as you peer straight into the camera. You readjust slightly, the bell on your collar tinkling as the set of cat ears on your head slip slightly. “Y-yes, sir… Please cum w-with me…”

Seungcheol doubles his pace and you quickly feel one of his hands leaving your body as he wraps his hand around the fluffy tail again. He starts to move it around again, slightly tugging on it as you cry out. “Ah, s-sir!”

chwenon has donated $75

angelhan has donated $50

universe_WZ has donated $100

artist8hao has donated $75

“Fuh--fuck, sir, please! P-please breed me, please, ah, c-cum inside m-my little cunt and--and fill m-me up with your c-cum!”

Tears blur your vision as you’re quickly thrown over the edge and into an orgasm; ears ringing when your entire body goes rigid. Seungcheol finds it harder and harder to thrust into you as your walls flutter around his cock and he soon finds himself cumming with you too; cock throbbing as he unloads all of him cum inside you. “Oh, fuck, kitten…” He moans; eyes rolling to the back of his head as he lets the pleasure wash over himself as well.

The sound of donations and comments drown out your soft cries and Seungcheol’s deep groans and you’re almost positive that you’d made at least a couple thousand off of tonight’s show.

alphagyu97: holy shit look at her face, fuck

kitty_junjun: is she crying?

hoshi_tiger_xx: damn, shes so drunk on cock shes crying

therealchan99: aww poor kitten~

You let out a stuttered breath as your body starts to relax; soft sniffles following right after. “Ngh… sir…”

Seungcheol smiles softly when he hears the way your voice trembles and he’s gentle to slide his cock from inside your cunt; groaning when his cum immediately drips down onto the sheets from how much he’d cum inside you.

“Ah, kitten, what a waste. How am I supposed to breed your ‘lil cunt if you’re letting my cum spill out of you already?”

You lick your lips and despite the tiredness, a new wave of arousal pours over your body at the thought of Seungcheol cumming inside of you a second time. You shake your hips; foggy eyes staring straight into the camera.

“You’re just going to, ah, cum inside me again… and let e-everyone watch...”

The next morning, Seungcheol drives you over to the diner to start your first real day at work and you feel downright nervous once the car stops. You’d gotten so used to camming and being alone that this new foray into normalcy was making you think twice, even just momentarily.

“You gonna be okay?” He turns to you, concern obvious on his face when your eyes meet his. “I can always take you straight home or take you back to the roller rink with me if you d--”

“No! No, I wanna do this... I know we made a lot of money off of the show last night but... But I think this’ll be good for me. Both of us working so we can afford rent ‘n stuff!” 

“We should like a married couple.” Seungcheol jokes. 

Your cheeks burn hot at his comment as you bite your lip. “Ehehe~” 

Seungcheol grins at you, hands still on the steering wheel. “Just let me know if you need anything, okay? I always have my phone on me anyway, Namjoon doesn’t really care.” 

The two of you share a laugh as you slowly reach for the door handle. 

“I will, I promise!” 

“I still do not get why you want to work here.” 

Jun laughs, hands on his hips as he watches you adjust the short dress uniform you’d put on, moments before. 

“It’s just... something to keep me occupied, is all.” Smoothing down your uniform, you do a small spin for Jun who nods back in approval. “And I wanna make friends! Aren’t we friends?” 

Jun’s eyes twinkle with playfulness as he gestures you over to the front of the diner. “Of course we are! Which by the way...” He pauses, looking over the relatively full diner to make sure nobody caught your conversation. “Is... Seungcheol-hyung okay with y’know... You working here and me... Being one of your viewers leaving comments ‘n stuff?” 

A genuine look of concern crosses his features as he waits for you to respond. 

You puff your cheeks as you think, “I think so? I mean he hasn’t...” Memories of Seungcheol saying he’d kick Jun’s ass immediately flood your mind as you laugh nervously. 

“Y-yeah, he didn’t say a word!” 

After two hours, you decide to take your 15 minute break; waving to Jun before you head towards the employee backroom to grab your phone. 

You check your notifications, surprise on your face when you see Seungcheol’s already messaged you a few times. 

cheollie ✨: have a good day!

cheollie ✨: u okay over there, baby?

cheollie ✨: dont feel pressured to answer asap lol 

You laugh under your breath, typing up a response as you take a seat in the break room.

‘It’s been going okay! I’m taking a short break right now tho!’

Shockingly, Seungcheol response only after a few seconds.

cheollie ✨: oh, thats good! I take it no issues?

‘Nope! my feet kinda hurt tho lol’

He asks you a few more questions; one about Jun keeping his distance, to which you shake your head and laugh. 

cheollie ✨: you never showed me your uniform btw 😏

You let out a noise of realization, fingertips already swiping through your phone to get to your photos as you send him one that you’d taken earlier. 

‘How's it look? 🥺’

It goes quiet for a couple minutes and you half-wonder if Seungcheol got in trouble for having his phone out. 

‘Cheol, u ok?’

cheollie ✨: is it bad I'm already thinking about lifting that cute little skirt up 

cheollie ✨: fucking you nice and hard with your panties just pushed to the side

cheollie ✨: fuck, and making you go back to work with your pussy filled with my cum 

A shiver rolls down your spine at his words; gulping as you check the time for how much you had left before you had to get back out onto the floor. 

‘what if I bend over and someone sees my panties all wet n soaked thru with ur cum...’

cheollie ✨: then they’d know you’re mine. 

cheollie ✨: I mean most of your viewers already know that 

cheollie ✨: but I want everyone to know, yknow?

cheollie ✨: god the way I wanna fuck you on the hood of my car

cheollie ✨: your cute little whines while you try to keep quiet 

You let out a shaky, quiet moan; thighs rubbing together when you notice you only have about three more minutes before your break was up. 

‘Cheol... I have to get back to work 😭 how could you get me horny before I have to get back...’ 

You pout your lips at your phone screen as you wait for his response.

cheollie ✨: 😈 

cheollie ✨: I have an idea 

cheollie ✨: for later 

cheollie ✨: I hope you can wear your uniform home 

cheollie ✨: see u in a few hours baby 

[jjunis-moved]

BESTIE I AM HERE TO APOLOGIZE-

I haven’t send you a longggg ask in a while… (thank god our other tumblr bestie is still motivating and writing and reacting,,, ILY BTW @startlinejjuni ) IDK HOW TO EXPLAIN but my attention span is NOT FOUND… i do so much random shit and get nothing done lately💀💅🏻💅🏻

I rlly hope you see my reblogs tho! tryna get that algorithm to boost your posts!!! and don’t forget how much I love YOU and your fics!!!!!!!!!

My mind is all over the place and putting words together has not been smth I’ve been doing lately??? istg my irl friends just get “suree” and “be out in a min” and “omg gtg tho istg cya ltr” texts like💀💀💀 or some RANDOM ass shit at 4 am…. i literally talked abt the gyaru?? trend and how it reminds me from mikoto from saiki k,,,, for an hour,,,,, AND THEY SAID SHES ANNOYING????? THE AUDACITY SHES MY BABE..

wow i got sidetracked immediately it rll took me 2 mins….

i just dont have cohesive thoughts and thats why I havent been doing actual reviews,,, although theyre so FUN so hopefully ill get back to doing them ASAP

as of now have my teddy bear as an apology

HAHAH JKJK heres the real one🥲

dont they look similar? CHILE ANYWAYS (a little delulu,,, its spoiler week rn and ur not safe ANYWHERE,,, LIKE WHAT GROUP HAS A SPOILER WEEK??? THEY RLLY SAID LETS CLOWN MOA… so I’ve been loosing my mind hehe)

TAKE MORE CARE OF YOURSELF BABE U NEED MORE SLEEP AND U BETTER EAT WELL OR IMMA BEAT U UP LIKE Y/N IS DOING TO SOOBIN AND U BETTER BE STAYING HYDRATED OR ILL BE MAD IN UR DMS👹👹👹👹👹💗💗💗

that was my ending ritual but less nice-

take care bby, eat well and sleep tight, stay hydrated and motivated too hopefully!!!! think of yourself then others honey and if u need someone to hype you up I WILL MAKE TIME

I love youuuuuu💗💗💗💗💗💗💗🤭🤭🤭🤭🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️ (I’ve been having an obsession with these emojis)

ps: i got sidetracked approximately 7 times in this ask,,, i kept 4? in … yeah im all over the place..

ps nr2 :fuck nvm i just did the emoji thing…i kept 5 in…

-chaotic shan… whats new😁

"i do so much random shit and get nothing done lately" - #relatable tbh

i dooooo and i read ur comments on the chapters too, i truly appreciate the support my love <3 it makes me happy!!

lmaoooo i know nothing about anime but!!! slap ur friends for being mean! (pls don't)

LMAOOO THE TEDDY BEARS 😭 now fr that's a cute teddy bear!!! i have a blue stuffed dog it's my baby <3

dude txt is just........... testing us tbh. so mean :(

i'm tRYING I WISH I COULD SLEEP istg last night i was nearly passing out but then 5 mins later my brain just went nope we ain't sleeping rn. this bITCH

take care you too bby, i hope you're doing well and that you stay healthy <3 kdsahdkjasd thanks for the hyping up then!!!

aww these are cute :( love u too!!!

[sgtjbbhasmyheart]

Drunk Texting Is(n’t) Bad for Your Health- Chapter Two

Series Summary: Talk about your unconventional meet-cute! Bucky receives a text by mistake requesting he prove he's not Reader's sister. The easy dialogue between Reader and Bucky sparks a natural friendship, but could it lead to more? Bucky still deems himself unworthy of any form of affection or love. Reader is hellbent to prove him wrong. With the help of some (meddling) friends along the way, Bucky may get his happily-ever-after after all.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Word count: 2921

Warnings: bad language words, blink and you’ll miss the angst, just some fluff

A/N: divider credit- @firefly-graphics

DO NOT copy or replicate without my permission

You awoke with a start, feeling as if you were late for work or something important and forgot to set your alarm. Your heart beat an erratic tattoo against your ribcage. Scrambling for your cell phone, you blindly reached across the side table near your bed in a panic. Unplugging the phone, you brought the device an ungodly closeness to your face. It was only 6:17. On Saturday.

Your pulse throbbed behind your eyeballs, and a strange stickiness coated the inside of your mouth. Did you drink that much last night?

How could you not? Timmons was a fair boss, and you enjoyed your job, but that dude loved the sound of his own voice.

The quarterly business dinners were mandatory for all employees, even for the P.A.s. Typically, they weren’t so bad, but last night, Timmons felt the need to toot his own horn for landing a massive contract with Stark Industries slash The Avengers. He went on and on about how great it was for the firm.

He was like a giant kid in a candy store with his ramblings. ‘We will be promoting the face of The Avengers and everything that goes with it,’ he spouted off like the firm was god’s gift to public relations.

You groaned at the reminder of last night’s presentation. The contract wasn’t even in effect yet, and you were sick of the Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. Timmons could be a real buzz kill.

Rolling to your back, you brought your phone up to tap the screen to read the emails you received overnight. On display was a text from 11:04 by someone named James. It read: “Goodnight, (Y/N).”

Your mind went back to last night again, trying to recall who this James was. He must be significant if you plugged his contact information into your phone already. Had you met someone last night?

Drawing a blank, you clicked on the text bubble to pull up the thread. Briefly scanning through the numerous texts, everything came rushing back. In an attempt to text your sister, Robyn, you mistakenly texted this mysterious, James.

You felt like an utter buffoon when you learned he wasn’t Robyn. You always did have a way with the cute boys. Probably why you were single. You groaned out loud as you read on.

You im safely inside my apartment. Pretty sure no one followed me home

James Did you triple check the lock on the front door?

You yes dad yeesh

James There are a lot of bad people out there. Just want to make sure you’re safe.

You sounds like you watch the news too much but its sweet of u to care

James I know from experience.

You r u the bad guy or have u been the one mugged?

James Let’s just say I have friends that have dealt with the bad things of the world.

You right i almost forgot ur a military-trained assassin athlete mchottie

James Did you ever send your sister a text?

You shit thanks for reminding me i have such a crazy story to tell her

James Only good things, I hope.

You oh yeah all the good things an enigmatic yet handsome stranger cares more about my safety than any of my ex-boyfriends ever did.

James My ma raised me right.

You id say

James_ I hate to cut this short, but I think you need your rest. Especially if you’re meeting your sister tomorrow._

You i dont want to agree but ur probably right

You whats ur name btw?

James My name? Why? Do you plan to continue texting me after tonight?

You duh ur fun to talk to

James Oh.

You or not its cool if u dont want to

James It’s James.

You nice to meet u james im (y/n)

James Nice to meet you as well.

You my sister just texted me back and were still meeting at 9 i should go 

You goodnite james

James Goodnight, (Y/N).

Oh. My. God. Had you seriously drunk-flirted with a stranger and offered to keep texting him? You had no shame with a few drinks in you.

You brought a hand up to pinch the bridge of your nose and sighed loudly.

What did you know of this James? He had a New York area phone number. Check. He could have been a real dick about your mistake but wasn’t. Understanding. Check. He worried about you getting home safely in your inebriated state. Caring. Check. Not too forthcoming with the nine to five. Secretive. Check. His mouth looked so soft and plush, and his eyes were made to drown in. Gorgeous. Check.

A heat simmered beneath your skin as you recounted the shortlist you’d made. Were you lusting over someone you’d exchanged less than forty texts with? Had you somehow woken back up in high school?

Shaking your head to clear your thoughts, you stared at the screen displaying the message thread. Were you really considering this? You nodded your head to answer your own question. Where was the harm in a little shameless flirting? If worse came to worst, you could always block him.

With your mind made up, you began typing into your phone, constructing an apology.

You Good morning! First off, I want to apologize for the way I behaved over text last night.

You Though, I do like to imbibe in the occasional drink or two, I am, by no means, a lush.

You Please take everything I said with a grain of salt. Apparently, I get loose-lipped and cheeky with free wine. 😐

You Again, I’m sorry and understand if you wanted to cease our correspondence for my behavior.

You blew out a breath and tossed your phone aside. It was up to fate now and a stranger named James.

You laid in your bed for several minutes staring at the ceiling, contemplating between whether to send a ‘haha just kidding’ text and what the weather would be like, so you could forego shaving your legs in the shower today.

Your phone chimed during the pondering of hair removal, indicating a new text. You knew it was James proclaiming you a freak and to forget his number, but secretly, you hoped it was Robyn canceling today.

Seizing the phone from your mattress top, your heart’s beat increased with each second you went without looking at the screen. Finding the courage, you flipped the device over to read the message.

James Quite the formal apology, Ms. Professor.

You smiled at the text. It didn’t tell you to pound sand or eat shit. No, it was teasing and in jest. You sighed in relief.

You Cease our correspondence too much?

James No, no it was perfect if this was 1863, and you were breaking up with me via telegraph.

You Stop!

James Exactly! ‘Never speak to me again!’ Stop. ‘It’s not you, it’s me.’ Stop.

A belly laugh disrupted the tranquil air of your bedroom. You quickly thumbed out a reply once you caught your breath.

You You’re incorrigible.

James I’m glad to see you are using proper capitalization and punctuation this morning.

You Ha!

You When you are buzzed and/or tipsy, capitals and periods be damned. Like you’re so perfect when you’re drunk.

James We all have our flaws.

Was he implying he was a sloppy texter when drunk, too? You shrugged it off as him being cryptic again.

You What are you doing up so early on a Saturday? I didn’t wake you, did I?

You were suddenly stricken with guilt. You should have waited for a more reasonable hour to send out rapid-fire apology texts. Not at 6:36 in the morning. You didn’t want last night’s behavior hanging over you, though. Better to clear the air now than later. You could always ask for forgiveness again if you had disturbed his sleep.

James I had just gotten back from my run when I saw your texts. I have training this morning.

You Oh, right. For your hush-hush, super top secret mission/quidditch game.

You You ever gonna tell me what you really do?

James_ Maybe. Someday._

How far away was someday? Was he planning to text you until you both died or until he got bored? How did texting relationships even work?

You Or is it one of those situations where if you told me you’d have to kill me?

James 😈

You There you go again--being all mysterious.

James Keep ‘em guessing and coming back for more.

You Has that strategy worked well for you in the past?

James Got you to text me again this morning, didn’t it?

You scoffed at what he had suggested. He was correct, but your stubborn streak would deny everything.

You The only reason I texted you this morning was to apologize for acting like a drunken fool last night.

And to squash the curiosity burning in your veins. But he didn’t need to know that.

James Oh.

The reply caused you to furrow your brow and your stomach to drop. You regretted not adding more levity to your last text. Of course, it wasn’t the only reason you were drawn to him.

You I appreciate that the selfie you sent wasn’t a dick pic. And you genuinely seemed to care about me getting home safely. Thank you.

You And maybe- a teeny, tiny bit- is honestly interested in getting to know you better.

You waited on pins and needles for his text, watching the pulsing ellipsis on your screen. Was he just humoring you?

James Hook. Line. Sinker.

Reading his response generated a flush from your jaw to your hairline. You growled in embarrassment. You fell for the oldest trick in the book. He baited you for a compassionate answer, and you delivered beautifully. Hook, line, and sinker, indeed.

You You’re an ass. I take everything back.

James Don’t be mad. I wasn’t sure how it was going to go, but you played into my trap wonderfully.

James If it makes you feel any better, all kidding aside, I want to get to know you better too.

James I fell asleep with a smile on my face last night and woke up with one this morning.

James Because of you, (Y/N).

A flutter broke apart in your chest. You hadn’t time-traveled back to high school; no, this was junior high territory.

You You’re lucky you’re so damn charming, James.

James Doll, you have no idea.

The subway ride into Manhattan usually gave you the chance to get a little reading in since it took nearly fifty minutes from Queens. Not today, though. You spent the entirety of the train ride texting back and forth with James. It was mundane stuff, but you were getting a grasp of who James was as a person.

You Favorite color?

James Black. You?

You Blue.

You Favorite ice cream flavor?

James Chocolate. Yours?

You Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia.

James I didn’t realize we were getting specific.

You We weren’t, but that’s my favorite.

You Favorite movie?

James I like the classics- The Wizard of Oz, It’s A Wonderful Life, Frankenstein.

You I have too many to list, so don’t ask.

You Okay. Lightning round because I’m almost to my stop.

James Where are you going again?

You paused your reply for a brief second, wondering if you should divulge your destination. You’d known James less than twenty-four hours; although, it felt like weeks after this morning. Where was the harm in telling him where you were meeting your sister? There were nearly nine million people in this city. There was no way you’d ever bump into each other.

You A bakery in the Upper East Side called Two Little Red Hens. Ever been?

James Don’t think I have.

You Well, since you like chocolate, they have a fantastic cake called Brooklyn Blackout. Super rich but delicious.

James Sounds right up my alley.

You Cats or dogs?

James I’m gone too much, so cats.

The answer piqued your interest. Maybe he was an athlete. Wouldn’t it be practice and not training, though? Or he’s FBI or CIA.

You Socks on or off for sleeping?

James Off.

You Silver or gold?

James Silver.

You Morning, noon, or night?

James Night.

You How do you take your coffee?

James Room for sugar and creamer.

You Boxers or briefs?

James Boxer briefs.

You laughed out loud, looking around the subway car to see if anyone was paying attention to you. Per usual, they weren’t.

You Touché.

As soon as the train stopped, you gathered your purse close to your body and made for the exit. You followed the crowd of fellow passengers through the turnstile and ascended the stairs onto street level.

The morning sunlight caressed your skin like a warm blanket. The humidity wasn’t too bad, yet, but the threat of afternoon thunderstorms still hung in the air.

Even with the reasonably early hour, the sidewalk was stuffed with people, carrying to-go coffee cups or shopping bags. You fought for your little spot of real estate on the grimy concrete.

Stopping at a red traffic light, waiting to cross, you typed out another question for James.

You Pineapple on pizza--yay or nay?

The light changed as you finished, and the throng of pedestrians around you guided you across the street. You spotted Robyn outside the bakery as your phone dinged with a new text alert.

“Wow, I’m surprised you made it on time,” Robyn said as you hugged hello.

You looked at the clock on your phone. 8:58. “You and me both, sister.” Glancing back at your phone’s screen, you giggled.

James What kind of monster puts pineapple on their pizza??

“What’s so funny?” Robyn asked as you accompanied her through the bakery’s door.

With a grin on your face, you punched out a quick reply:

You Well, it was nice knowing you, James. It was a swell friendship while it lasted--a whole 11 ½ hours.

Robyn elbowed you softly in the ribs with a look on her face, seeking an explanation.

“Ow,” you grunted. “What?”

“You tell me. I half expected a zombie to walk through the doors today after your text last night. Not Suzie Sunshine.”

You both edged closer to the counter as the line in front of you dwindled.

James Say it ain’t so, doll! Pineapple on pizza? Really??

You let out a low chortle as you skimmed the text. You glimpsed up at Robyn as you shuffled forward in line again. “Believe me, I’m pretty hungover,” you replied, shoving your phone in your back pocket. “It’s a funny story. I’ll tell you everything when we sit.”

Robyn stared at you warily, still trying to figure out what had come over you. “Okay,” she conceded, stepping to the register to order.

With each of you supplied with an iced coffee and a peach ginger scone, you found an empty table by a window along 2nd Avenue and proceeded to tell Robyn about James.

When you stopped to catch your breath, remembering the whirlwind the last twelve hours had been, you peered at your sister for her reaction.

She stared at you like you’d grown a second head. She shook her head in disbelief. “(Y/N), what where you thinking?”

Your brow pinched in confusion. Was she actually scolding you? You crossed your arms over your chest. “I was thinking about how my big sister is always telling me to meet new people and how it’s time I thought about settling down.”

“Not like this it’s not,” she hissed. “This is how your body parts end up in someone’s freezer!”

You choked on the piece of scone you shoved in your mouth before she started ridiculing you. After coughing to clear your airway and taking a sip of your iced coffee, you leered at Robyn. “Oh, my god! Dramatic much? Have you been binge-watching Dateline again? Jesus Christ, Robyn, he’s harmless,” you countered.

“You think you’ll be so careful, but you’ll let one little detail slip, and he’ll find you,” Robyn said before taking a pull from her coffee.

“You mean, like, how I was meeting you at Two Little Red Hens at nine o’clock?”

Robyn’s mouth popped open in an O. “What the hell, (Y/N)?” she stage-whispered. “Are you trying to get yourself kidnapped and sold into sex trafficking?”

“Please,” you drew out in one long syllable. “He doesn’t know what I look like. How would he snatch me?”

“He could look you up on Facebook.”

“Without a last name?” You shook your head, no.

“What about a reverse search on your number?” Robyn asked, pushing the plate holding her scone away. “That’s a thing.”

“Perhaps, but it seems like a lot of effort for a mistake I made. It wasn’t like he was seeking me or anyone else out.”

Robyn huffed out a breath and folded her arms in exasperation. Always the protective big sister. You could tell you were breaking her down, though.

“C’ mon, Robbie. It’s all in innocent fun. I’m not saying I’m hoping he’ll turn out to be Mr. Right, but the banter is fun,” you remarked. “James is charming and witty and nice to talk to.”

Robyn shook her head once more, frowning. “I hope you know what you’re doing.”

You reached across the table for her hand and squeezed gently. “Me too.” You smiled slyly, remembering last night’s dinner and Timmons gushing about The Avengers. “If not, I know how to get ahold of a couple of centenarians who know chivalry isn’t dead.”

Chapter One | Chapter Three

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