#bug treech

[talkshowboyluvr]

heres. bug treech and worm treech

bug treech with a miniature axe

thank you ylvisruinedmylife for these ideas

[moreespressoformydepresso]

Treech: Minaaaaa…

Lamina: dear God not again

Treech: Would you still love me if I was a worm?? 🥺

Lamina: if you ask me that question one more time I will lovingly put your tiny little worm body in a jar and shake it until you come back to your senses! YES I would still love you if you were a worm, or a bug, or an ant, or whatever other creature you could come up with.

Lamina: I would love you if you were a sad, lonely leaf on the carcass of a rotting oak tree, now come over here and cuddle me before I change my mind!

[catindabag]

TBOSAS on Crack short take (49)

*When the Mentors lied about their Tributes’ skills on LIVE TV*

Lepidus: Welcome back to the ✨Table Talk✨! I’m your host, Lepidus Malmsey-

Casca: Booooo!

Lepidus: Ugh. Who let Highbottom sit with the audience again?

Felix: Just ignore him.

Lepidus: And why does your school want me to do another round of interviews?

Vipsania: To gain more sponsors-

Gaius: For money.

Hilarius: We love money.

Coryo: I need money.

Sejanus: To proclaim my undying love to my Coryo-

Coryo: Not now, Babe.

Sejanus: But-

Coryo: I’ll give you a kiss if you shut up.

Sejanus: Can you kiss me now-

Casca: Booooo! Get a room-

Felix: Back to you, Malmsey!

Lepidus: Um- okay. So here we are again with our favorite Mentors-

Festus: Yo, Leppy! Leppy, why do I have to wear this stupid paper bag?

Lepidus: It���s Lepidus.😑 And your Class President was the one who asked me to cover your face.

Festus: Why?!😫

Felix: Creed, just wear the bag.

Coryo: That’s what you get after you forced us to bail you out from juvenile jail, Bestie~.😊

Festus: I did nothing wrong-

Coryo: You trespassed and dumpster dived on private property.

Festus: I did not!

Felix: The President of Panem would disagree.

Festus: But I’m not even a fugitive!

Lysistrata: Not yet~.☺️

Festus: But-

Felix: Lepidus, please continue.

Lepidus: So my first question is for-

Livia: Just spit it out, Leppy. We don’t have all day.🙄

Juno: Yeah~. I even have an important appointment with my chiropractor after this.

Lepidus: Fine.😞 What are your Tribute’s strengths and weaknesses?

Livia: Excuse me?! Weaknesses?! That’s incorrect. My new bestie from ✨District One✨ doesn’t have weaknesses.🙄💅

Lepidus: That’s impossible-

Livia: Facet with his tasset can even stop a freaking bullet just by looking at it.

Lepidus: That’s a lie-

Livia: I’ve seen him do it before, Leppy~.

Palmyra: Just one bullet? That’s so lame, Livia. Velvereen the Wolverine can melt bullets and spit acid.😌

Vipsania: Ha! Both of your Tributes are nothing compared to mine. My Tribute, Treech the Leech can suck your blood out in seconds.

Pup: Well, my Tribute, Lamina with her stamina can drown anyone with just her salty tears.

Apollo: Bro, shut up. My Tribute, Otto from the Grotto can kill a grown man with just one punch.

Diana: Just one punch? My Tribute, Ginnee Houdini can turn you all into dust-

Juno: That’s so unoriginal, Ring. My Tribute, Bobby-

Hilarius: Bobbin.

Juno: Bobby Corn Poppy can lift a thousand grown grizzly bears with just one arm!

Hilarius: But my Wovey with just one knee can make you run for your money!

Gaius: You be lying, Hilari! My Tribute, Panlo with his hands low can kick all of your asses!

Androcles: That’s all you’ve got, bro?! My Tribute, Sheaf the Chief can strangle you with her eyes!

Io: Andie, stop with your nonsense! My Tribute, Circ with his quirk can fly you to the moon and back!

Urban: That’s all?! My Teslee from Mississippi can break a giant’s neck with her thighs!

Persephone: Do better, Urban! My Mizzen The Gremlin can break your bones with just using his zen!

Festus: Lol. My Tribute, Coral No Morals can knock you all out with just her profanities!

Dennis: Creed, sit down! My Hy So High can fly faster than a fly!

Iphigenia: Suck it, Dennis! Sol Aerosol can burn you all with just her sweat!

Domitia: Lame! My Tanner with a hanger moves faster than a spider!

Arachne: That’s just so and so! My Tribute, Brandy Sharp Candy will slice you to bits!

Clemensia: Little Crane is just jealous because Reaper The Sweeper has the strength of a thousand wild zebras.

Felix: And Dill with the drill has the agility of an eel!

Florus: Boring! My Tribute, Sabyn So Keen has the eyes of an eagle, speed of a cheetah, and the strength of a thousand flamingos!

Sejanus: But they won’t stand a chance against my friend, Marcus Spartacus!

Lysistrata: Wrong! My Tribute, Jessup with his getup will crush Marcus Spartacus like a bug!

Coryo: But they will all surrender to Lucy Gray and her army of Mockingjays!

Everyone:. . .

Festus: What’s a mockingjay?

Lepidus: What the duck and buck are you guys even saying?!😫

*Meanwhile, at the Zoo*

Lucy Gray: Sheaf the Chief-

Sheaf: Don’t even start, Baird.

Lucy Gray: But-

Sheaf: Do you want me to strangle you with my eyes?

Lucy Gray: Nevermind.😞

[straightupclownin]

Associating TBOSAS tributes with songs from my playlist because I am bored and decided to do this for fun:

(Note: If any of these are your favorite song then you can say that you are the character I gave the song to.)

Facet: I / Me / Myself by Will Wood

Velvereen: Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds

Marcus: LOOK DON’T TOUCH by Odetari & cade clair

Sabyn: Teen Idle by Marina and the Diamonds

Circ: Be Nice To Me by The Front Bottoms

Teslee: I Am Not a Robot by Marina and the Diamonds

Mizzen: Home or Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown

Coral: She Likes a Boy by Nxdia

Hy: Say It Ain’t So by Weezer

Sol: Cherry Bomb by The Runaways

Otto: Riptide by Vance Joy

Ginnee: Just Dance by Lady Gaga

Treech: Trees by McCafferty

Lamina: Not Strong Enough by boygenius

Bobbin: Bruno is Orange by Hop Along, Queen Ansleis

Wovey: Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos

Panlo: Lovers Rock by TV girl

Sheaf: Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds

Tanner: Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother

Brandy: Mary by Alex G

Reaper: Twin Size Mattress by The Front Bottoms

Dill: I Bet on Losing Dogs by Mitski

Jessup: Things to Do by Alex G

Lucy Gray: I’ve Had Enough by Melina KB

[7reech]

no, it isn't false. truth is, if he wanted her to trust him or fall into some false sense of security, he wouldn't have talked. he has a harsh voice at times, something cold and distant. he watches her; his eyes following her like she's  a  line  of  poetry on a page. 〝 I think all things are dangerous, especially pretty girls like you, ” because he remembers her, too. sweet and merciful, her voice meant to soothe –– if he were anyone else, he'd allow himself to relax. but he is treech; ruthless,  blood  -  soaked,  smiling  treech. a part of him dictates that she is a figment of his imagination; some lovely, phantasmagoric dryad roaming about. the axe he had been leant against is once more grasped as he endeavours to continue his approach, steps causing him to sway like the forest about him –– leaves crunch beneath the drag of the axe head by his side. her hair is a curtain that distracts him momentarily, like a cloak of autumn leaves curling around her. 〝 which friend might that be? ” his steps slow, until he is close enough that he can almost memorize the exact colour of her irises; he is a tower and she is a statue that belongs in a garden. it wasn't often that they got visitors . . . not other victors, unless finnick odair came to bug johanna. 〝 I do know. I've grown with most of these trees, i've watched them since they were saplings. ” and  they,  too,  muse  about  how  enchanting  she  is. treech's voice softens f inally, and his smile wavers; features rearrange into a mask far kinder than it had been before. 〝 would you like to meet them? the trees, I mean. they can be a bunch of raucous saps when they're ignored. ”

      dove. she  probably  shouldn't  be  so  entranced  by  the  words  of  a  predator,  a  wolf  looking  her  in  the  eye.  and  yet  ximena  hears  the  soft  tone  and  lets  it  lull  her  into  a  sense  of  security  –  she  doesn't  think  it's  false,  though.  usually  she's  a  good  judge  of  that.

    ❛  great  question. ❜  one  she  can't  entirely  answer.  being  labeled  a  grim  reaper  makes  you  worried  that  anyone  will  think  you're  dangerous.  even  the  hot  boy  swinging  an  axe  in  the  middle  of  the  woods.    ❛  –  because  i  snuck  up  on  you.  would  rather  tell  you  i'm  not  dangerous just  in  case  you  decide  to  see  for  yourself.  ❜  because  she  remembers  him,  it's  very  hard  to  forget  a  games  as  brutal  as  his.  she  covered  mateo's  eyes  and  had  to  sleep  with  isabela  for  a  week  after. 

      but  he  doesn't  seem  so  bad.  a  little  scary,  maybe,  but  that's  okay.  when  xime  steps  forward  her  hair  flows  with  her,  creates  a  sort  of  curtain  around  her.  her  steps  are  careful,  as  if  she's  testing  the  waters.  a  slight  shrug,  blush  lips  curling  up  into  a  soft  smile  –  she  thinks  she  should  be  more  nervous,  ❛  i'm  visiting  ...  a  friend.  ❜  well,  padme  mentioned  wanting  to  give  her  a  good  bread  recipe.  and  the  ability  to  travel  was  so  rare,  ❛  i  wanted  to  come  sit  with  the  trees.  they're  very  kind  if  you  listen,  you  know.  i  wouldn't  harm  you,  i  don't  do  that.  ❜  the  'unless  it's  necessary'  is  silent.