#the worm question

[moreespressoformydepresso]

Treech: Minaaaaa…

Lamina: dear God not again

Treech: Would you still love me if I was a worm?? 🥺

Lamina: if you ask me that question one more time I will lovingly put your tiny little worm body in a jar and shake it until you come back to your senses! YES I would still love you if you were a worm, or a bug, or an ant, or whatever other creature you could come up with.

Lamina: I would love you if you were a sad, lonely leaf on the carcass of a rotting oak tree, now come over here and cuddle me before I change my mind!

[darks-lair]

Megatronus is totally the kind of person to ask the worm question XD

Happy valentine's day everyone!

[the99thfanboy]

Kieran gets drunk and asks if you’d still love him if he was a horse

[phantomrose96]

The Magnus Archives is a show because if someone says “the episode with the guy who was having bug sex” you need to say “which one?”

[imclou]

selling authentic ldr eclipse autograph 100% legit trust me bro just DM me

LDR AU by @spadillelicious go read the fic please please pleasepleaseplease

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[disgracefulthings]

Shang Qinghua, crying: My king doesn't like me!

Shen Qingqiu: He married you, why wouldn't he like you?

Shang Qinghua: I asked him the question

Shen Qingqiu: The question?

Earlier

Shang Qinghua: My king, would you fuck me if I was a worm?

Mobei-Jun: ...what?

Now

Shang Qinghua: He just stared at me before leaving! He clearly just puts up with me!

Shen Qingqiu: Airplane, it's love, the question is 'would you love me if I was a worm', not fuck

Shang Qinghua: Really? Why would you love a worm?

Shen Qingqiu: WHY WOULD YOU FUCK A WORM?!

[d3rpydoods]

Raiden, stop bullying your boyfriend and answer the question!

[sleepless-prince]

“Would you still love me if I was a worm 🥺” but make it Fiyeraba

BONUS: Choose your Fiyerworm

Also,

Your tag, @miles-crow , since you asked nicely 😌✨

[bleh1bleh2]

"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"

Keiths belt pouches 2/2

[dipperscavern]

this post just has me thinking. frigging thinking yo || jon snow x gn!reader

about how jon doesn’t like his scars. none of them that he carries are granted any sort of gift of his approval; the ones on his torso are no exception. some think them a sign of strength, of perseverance — to jon, however, the torn flesh is something to which he bears no love for.

but he harbors a special dislike for those on his face. the memory of a light scar on his brow, given to him by robb during training in their youth, is now largely overshadowed by a petulant abhor of a time when wildling apparel clothed his body. kissed by fire.

the words ring true enough, producing the same effect each time they reverberate throughout his (never silent) skull. a pause in his ministrations — a distant look in his eyes.

sometimes he must wait for it to pass. others, he merely falters in his movements, and claws his way back to normalcy with a slight lag & brows that become pinched in their determination.

the scars always make him remember. whether it be the healing skin itching, or an unfortunate glance in the mirror, he always remembers. always falters.

but sometimes you’re there, and it feels oh, so much more bearable when you are. you and your sovereign hands.

your touch is soft when you cradle him, broken and repaired skin and jaded heart and all. in that very moment, it feels as though somehow you could make him as soft, too.

jons hate for the memories etched onto his skin fade with each pass of your fingertips across the jagged areas — for they must be good, if worthy enough to receive your attention. your lips are warm as they capture his temple; a place both marked by fury & somehow, also the most comforting when adored. a kiss is the briefest of moments, but oh, gods, how visceral his reaction is.

flutters of his lashes as they’re accompanied by closing eyelids; he’d not be able to open them if asked directly by the maiden herself. he’s always been stubborn, and his body seems to live by such a code with each decision it makes without him — retinas refusing to supply him with visual information when you’re touching him — no. his own vessel demands uninterrupted focus when cradled by your loving palms. it’s innate, the way he chooses to receive you.

the feeling of your lips as they kiss his hair; he’d live in this moment forever if given the option. he tries, oh, how he tries. he offers himself to you and slows his breathing to a snails pace, as if that’ll make time pass at the same speed.

[iron-sparrow]

an OC ask list 🪶 in the spirit of celebration

Spring is upon us! What has your OC been up to all winter?

Valentione celebrations have ended. Did your OC have any special sweetheart(s) to share festivities with?

Little Ladies' Day is almost here. Does your OC observe or look forward to any of Etheirys' holidays? 🌸 -> If not, is there any particular reason for this? -> If yes, do they have a favorite holiday? Do tell.

How does your OC feel about all the decorations in the major cities? Do they like the decor or nah?

Not all traditions are tied to holidays, of course. Does your OC have any special traditions they practice?

Oh, and an early/belated Happy Nameday to your OC! Any special plans?

Does your OC usually make the plans or leave the planning to others?

How does your OC feel about surprise parties? 🎉

Does your OC like large gatherings to celebrate with? Did they end up inviting their entire department and extended family (and their co-workers and neighbors and...)

Uh, maybe that's too many people. Would your OC be more comfortable with a significantly smaller affair?

Who is/are a must for your OC to have with them for their most special days?

Your OC is given a gift they don't like/need. How do they react and what do they do with it? 🎁

What kind of gift does your OC like to give? Something store-bought or handmade? (Was it expensive?)

What would be the perfect gift for your OC? Asking for a friend.

Does your OC have a favorite holiday/festival or nameday memory?

Time to make new memories. What would be an ideal holiday/festival or nameday for them be like? No wrong answers!

Many celebrations are connected to seasons, so let's go back to that. Does your OC have a favorite season?

What about a least favorite season? Share with the class.

Okay, I really need to know. Which of the 12 zodiac animals does your OC relate to the most?

Happy Lunar New Year! For many, the snake represents renewal, longevity, and even love! 🐍 May you experience all these joys in 2025 and beyond. hiss hiss

[happi-dreams]

played a silly astronought game and eeeeee points the silly the thing the . worms?

and i made a silly oc for it cause why not under the lil cut (plus extra doodles!! wow!!)

[imclou]

My problem is that i have to work but they're the only thing i can think about

[solarmorrigan]

Eddie, at 3 AM: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Steve, who really wants Eddie to shut up so he can sleep: I already love you

Eddie: Aw

Eddie:

Eddie: Wait

[mikaikaika]

hey so like. the thought of trLukey's reaction lsPangi returning to the realm still covered in blood 👀

Essie... I have so many brain worms.... About trLukey seeing his beloved guard dog covered in blood. Anytime Pangi goes on any bloodthirsty arc (see : ball 2), Lukey is his number one supporter. Watching Pangi go feral fills Lukey with so much giddiness which we can clearly tell by the amount of fondness he told the ball 2 story to lstr Pangi post amnesia.

At first, Lukey's reaction would be panic. He freezes, thoughts going haywire - similar to when Pangi was hurting while testing the cure. But once he's assured, Pangi is okay - they fall back into their same rhythms.

Expect it's slightly different. When Pangi comes back he's a little more on edge, more alert, rougher around the lines. Pangi’s shoulders are tighter, how he flinches before relaxing when Lukey speaks, how his fingers twitch toward his axe at the smallest shift in the wind.

And Lukey never retreats, he engages. So he teases and he pulls at Pangi's string, not just because he loves toying with chaos but because it's also their familiarity. Because he wants to test the waters. And because he wants to see how far the new edge goes. Smiling at the threats he receives, giggling at the growls.

"That’s the fourth time you’ve reached for your axe when I walked in,” Lukey giggles settling in his chair. “At this point, just swing man. I'm starting to think you're weak"

But at the end of its always about meeting Pangi in the middle. Saying, I know you’re more dangerous now, and I’m not scared. I’m still playing this game, if you are. Because no matter how sharp Pangi gets, Lukey will always lean closer.

[strawberry-halla]

1000+ years ago, thedas, somewhere

solas: would you love me if i was a worm?

mythal: no

solas: ok :(

1000+ years later, minrathous, archon’s palace

solas: vhenan, would you love me if i was a worm?

lavellan: yeah :D

solas: :)

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