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girzapata6 · 2 months ago

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RANDOM BULLSHIT, GO!!!!

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flogisto · 1 month ago

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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corviiids · 24 hours ago

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

#just #this happened once before when i was speaking to someone who clearly knew me but i didn't know them #and they were OBVIOUSLY an important person of some sort and I couldn't ask #so i pretended to hear something and looked over and they looked over too to see what i was looking at #and while they were distracted i snuck a peek at their id badge. this worked #rookposting #everyone has done some variation of this before.#im only self conscious because of all the kinassigning.

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monstermonger · 5 months ago

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I'm convinced mama dragons carry their babies around in their mouth for protection, like how crocodiles do...

#another really old one LOL ;o; so glad i finished it #was stuck on it for a while because I couldn't figure out how to finish the pose for the mama derg haha #and then it turned into smth way larger than i originally intended >.> oh well i think it's still okay? and not too busy for its worth?#but anywho yeeeee another old wip done <3 #dragon #dragon art #baby dragon #fantasy art #fantasy illustration #dragons #inks #fantasy creatures #artists on tumblr #art #crocodile babies

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milkcryptid · 5 months ago

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do people have no shame anymore?

#if you couldn't be bothered to write it i couldn't be bothered to read that shit #this genuinely pissed me off #what even is the point of this? what do you get out of posting something you didn't even make yourself?#im a fanartist the point of it is that i made art with my own two hands! i created something by myself!!!#what the fuck do you get by making a machine do it #ao3 #fuck ai #anti ai

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shalmonsdraws · 1 month ago

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honkin yappin

#goose #canadian goose #canadian geese #birblr #bird art #lowpoly #low poly #low poly animals #flicker tw #flickering gif #gif warning #gif #i finished this goose a while ago and just couldn't think of an animation #i should probably stop wingin it and watch some tuts lmao

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soaptaculart · 11 months ago

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Postcanon Farcille indulgence

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #farcille #marcille donato #farlyn thorden #falin touden #dungeon meshi spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers #i drew something #the princess and the royal magic advisor... i think they were... no it couldn't be #i love to lose myself in yuri delusions about postcanon era. i choose to believe they are in semi domestic bliss in that castle #when farlyn is travelling marcille is sitting forlornly on her windowsill huffing and puffing and kabru is like can you do your job please

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longsightmyth · 1 year ago

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People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

#anyway I'm sad #I even offered to move it myself yesterday and was told they couldn't find him #and then this morning apparently they did find him and just killed him immediately #it's just a little snake! he was outside!#they aren't venomous!

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sheepydraws · 1 year ago

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The secret Dungeon Meshi sauce that's getting people to eat better is that it's so non-judgmental. Senshi and the rest of the gang never talk about what not to eat besides things that taste bad and literal poison. They don't even talk about "health" that much besides the importance of a balanced diet. It's so much easier to eat well when you think of food simply as something your body needs, and that it's often worth the extra effort to make it taste good, especially when you understand how to connect "things your body needs" with "things that taste good"

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dunmeshi #idk I just think a lot about how no one talked about hot fatty pork was unhealthy #or even scolded Maricelle for wanting something they couldn't afford #Senshi just said 'you haven't been eating fat so your body needs some. let's make something rich and delicious!'

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scrunkled · 3 months ago

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