#but back to bitching:

[vonlipvig]

WE NEED TO KILL HIM

[ashcremated]

on account of today's temperature reaching 33° im bringing back the most iconic moment of 2024 aka the GQ China Heatstroke Photoshoot

[indra-sexygirl]

Because...

[baker-chan-senpai]

dumb doodles

merry christmas, people

[minas27]

GIVE HER BACK TO ME 😭 TAKE CRISTON COLE PLEASE

[lotus-pear]

he's so crazy we can't take him anywhere 😭🤣

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

[qvert]

[marvelous-bamf]

matt murdock: ugh i cant believe you have the PERFECT vigilante superhero powerset and you waste it on being a private investigator

jessica jones: ugh i cant believe you have the PERFECT private investigator powerset and you waste it on being a vigilante superhero

[memesonnets]

Hi my name is Don Quixote of La Mancha the Knight of the Rueful Figure and I have a rueful figure (that's how I got my name) with purple bruised ribs and tall stature and gaunt features and hair turning gray and a rather hooked aquiline nose and large black drooping mustaches and a lot of people tell me I look like Amadís of Gaul (AN: if u don’t know who he is begone!). I’m not related to Lady Oriana but I wish I was because she’s an incomparable flowering beauty. I’m a knight errant but some of my teeth and grinders are missing. I have long lank limbs. I’m also a defender of damsels, protector of orphans, succourer of the needy, righter of wrongs, undoer of injustice, and I wander a magic countryside called the mountains of Spain where I’m in my first year of knighthood (I’m forty-nine). I’m a gentleman (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly armor. I love my great-grandfather's forgotten corner of the house and I cobble together all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a doublet of fine cloth with matching shoes and velvet breeches and a helmet, morion, visor, breastplate and backpiece. I was riding outside La Mancha. It was early morning so the rays of the sun fell obliquely and the heat did not distress me, which I was very happy about. A lot of giants stared at me. I put up my pasteboard visor at them.

[kenchann]

new tweel cards in august iam so cooked

[bastardcatthings]

Gax: Two sides of the same cunt coin

This tomfoolery is a series! [1] [2] [3] [x]

[indra-sexygirl]

Come…But everyone is your turn…

[demenior]

Forgot I was on the piss on the poor webbed site and saw someone say with their whole chest that rojo aka author of the wheel of time series, was a misogynist

[m-kuprum]

melvik cuddles again because im just fine and normal like that

[ive-heard-it-b0th-ways]