#but everyone knows i cant keep it short.. ever...

[gooseraider]

Staaaaaaawp imagine just yelling "babe! Sunscream" to ellie and putting on her pretty face

Or just being on a summer family trip and ellie and reader just being all cute and kissing or fighting in the pool

Stoppppppppp

Ellie, reader, joel, dina and jessie in a family tripppp

I cant

family trip with ellie

“ellie please move over, i can barely feel my arm.” you whine while slightly pushing her away.

“well, if you haven’t noticed there’s not exactly anywhere else to move.” she says in a rather sarcastic manner.

you guys are currently packed into a four seater truck that’s headed up to the mountains for the next few days. every year ellie, her dad, and her two friends (who are basically her siblings) head up to joel’s cabin in the mountains to escape the summer heat. this is the first family trip where ellie has a girlfriend and in true girlfriend fashion she begged joel to let you come on their trip. it didn’t take much convincing as joel already loved you.

so here you are, cramped in the back of joel’s truck with ellie sleeping halfway on your body, dina and jesse bickering over whether there are more doors or wheels in the world, and the urgent need to use the bathroom.

a couple hours later, y’all arrive at the cabin, “ellie baby wake up, we’re here.” you say, gently shaking ellie.

“already? damn, thanks for being such a great pillow babe.” she says, placing a kiss to your face.

the cabin is nothing short of beautiful, exterior covered in chiseled wood and stone with a breathtaking lake just outside the front of the house and surround by tall lush redwood trees.

you hear joel from the other side of the truck, “okay yall, we’ve made it. everyone go take your bags inside and i’ll get started on dinner.”

everyone nodding in acknowledgment, grabbing their bags and heading inside. “c’mon, let’s hurry inside so we can get the best room.” ellie says taking your hand and practically dragging you inside.

once in y’all’s room, ellie pulls you down with her on the bed, your body intertwined with hers. “i can’t believe i get to share a bed with you for the rest of the week.” she says, rolling you on your back and kissing you hard. the kiss quickly becomes intensified and ellie’s hands are roaming under your shirt.

“hey horndogs, joel wants everyone downstairs for dinner.” you two pull apart instantly at the sound of jesse’s voice.

“jeez, ever heard of knocking?”

“ever heard of keeping it in your pants? oh wait, no you haven’t. you’re like the horniest person i’ve ever met.”

ellie goans, shutting the door and muttering a soft “fuck you” under her breath. “we’ll finish this later.” ellie whispers in your ear, taking your hand and guiding you downstairs.

outside, you all are sitting around the fire pit, plates of food in hand, and telling stories that make your ribs hurt.

“and then, she fell off the horse as it ran away.” joel explains, barley finishing his sentence due his own laughter.

”i did not fall off that horse, he kicked me off.” ellie quickly coming to defend herself.

“it’s okay baby, we can’t all be great horse riders.” you giggle, rubbing a supportive hand on her shoulder.

“so..anyone else got any embarrassing stories about ellie? i need a good laugh.”

ellie flips joel off while you and dina look at each-other, knowing exactly what story yall want to tell. and so for the next fifth-teen minutes you and dina talk about the time ellie tried to make friends with a clown and ended up getting chased five blocks by said clown.

“okay i’ll admit, it wasn’t one of my best moments, but it’s pretty impressive that i out ran him.” ellie says.

“that’s because the clown was freakishly short, you can only run so fast with short legs.” dina says through laughter.

“alright yall, it’s gettin’ pretty late, think it’s time to call it a night?” joel suggests while gathering everyone’s plates.

after everyone heads inside, you and ellie are back in y’all’s shared room. you two have spent the past couple of hours laying in bed watching random youtube videos.

“y’know what would be fun?” ellie asks with a mischievous look on her face.

you turn to her raising an eyebrow, “what?”

“swimming in the lake.”

“you can’t be serious, it’s like midnight.”

“no it'll be fun, we can pretend to be mermaids or something.”

“no.”

“pleaseee, i promise it’ll be fun.”

“if we do this you have to shower with me tonight.”

“deal.”

you and ellie are now outside the cabin, the only source of light coming from the moonlight reflecting off the lakes surface. ellie is the first one to get in, “c’mere, why’re you just standing there?”

“it’s cold outside ellie, and i’m sure the waters even colder.”

“i’m here to warm you up but you have to get in.” ellie says in a teasing tone.

you start walking towards the water, instant tensing up when you feel the coldness of the water. ellie swims up to you, taking your hand and pulling you deeper into the water.

“ellie stoppp, it’s cold.”

ellie wraps her arms around you, pulling you as close as possible. “you warm now?” ellie asks, kissing up your jaw.

“mhm, very warm.” you say, softly whimpering as she continues kissing down your neck.

“hey i thought we were gonna play mermaids.”

“we are, i’m a mermaid that loves kissing her beautiful girlfriend.” she says kissing your lips.

your gaze settles on ellie’s face, admiring the way the moonlight captures her features perfectly. her vibrant green eyes now blending in with the dark forest trees, her freckles now more defined by the moonlight, her lips and cheeks flushed pink from the cold. “you’re the most beautiful girl ever.” you say, running your hands down her cheeks.

her light pink cheeks turn multiple shades darker, “not true, cause you’re actually the most beautiful girl the ever walk this earth.”

“i beg to differ but i’ll let you win this time.”

yall continue to swim until you feel your bodies cannot withstand the cold anymore, deciding to head back inside to prepare for bed.

you open the front door, hearing it creek slightly. “shhhh baby, you’re gonna wake the whole house.” you just roll your eyes, heading back to the room.

ellie walks in instantly flopping on the bed. “ughhhh ellie no you’re soaking wet and you have to shower.”

“do i have to?”

“yes, you promised you’d shower with me, now get up and c’mere.” you say, pulling ellie up from the bed.

you and ellie’s shower was anything but productive, yall spent half your time in the shower washing each-others hair and giving each-other mowhawks. “you look like a wet duck.” you say, giggling at ellie who’s head was covered in shampoo.

after a semi successful shower, you and ellie are now dressed in comfy pajamas, holding each-other under the covers. “goodnight baby, i love you.”

“i love you more.” you whisper

“i love you the most.” ellie whispered, kissing you on the lips, quickly ending the debate.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

the brightness from the morning sun wakes you up and you immediately notice the lack of ellie’s presence, and as if on queue ellie walks into y’all’s room, “morning sweetheart, gotta get up, we’re going to the lake.” she says, placing a mug of tea on your nightstand.

ellie plops back onto the bed pulling you into her arms, lightly scratching your head, “joel has sent us out on drink duty today, so we gotta go to the store soon.”

“mm okay, grocery shopping date yay.”

jesse calling yall down for breakfast pulled you both back to reality, “wish we could stay in bed all day.” she mumbled.

“when we get back we can stay in bed all week if you want?”

“i would want nothing more.” ellie says kissing your head, getting out of bed, pulling you with her and leading you downstairs.

after enjoying some delicious pancakes dina made, you and ellie were in joel’s truck, on your way to the grocery store at the bottom of the mountain.

the drive there was peaceful, country music was playing softly in the background and ellie’s hand was in yours, occasionally kissing the back of your hand. yall arrive at the store, heading to go grab a shopping cart.

you ask ellie, “what did we need again?”

“drinks.”

you wack her arm, “i know that genius, what kind of drinks.”

“joel said whatever we want.”

“okay, this should be ea-“ you pause mid sentence as you watch ellie climb into the cart.

“ellie, what the heck are you doing?”

“taking a seat on my royale throne, what’s it look like im doing?”

“you’re unbelievable, i’m not pushing you around the whole store.”

“but you have to, this is my royale throne and i’m royalty, so you must obey me.” she says in a really bad british accent.

you end up pushing ellie throughout the store, her lap full of lemonade and soda, ellie declares it’s time to check out now (she’s secretly tired of being in the cart but refuses to tell you).

“wait before we check out i wanna get sweet tea.” you say, turning the cart away from the checkout counter.

“who the fuck even likes sweet tea?” disgust evident in her voice.

“me duh.”

“no way, i would’ve never dated you if i knew you liked sweet tea.” you gasp.

“how dare you.”

“sorry baby but i don’t think i can be with someone who actively enjoys sweet tea.” you just roll your eyes, smacking the top of her head.

you finally convince ellie to get the sweet tea and now yall are finally heading back to the cabin.

“joel’s gonna kill us” she’s says

“why?”

“cause we were in the store for like an hour.”

“we wouldn’t have been in there that long if you just bought the sweet tea like a normal person.”

“whatever, i still stand by what i said, sweet tea is absolutely nasty and anyone who likes it is a freak.”

“don’t call me a freak!”

“hey, not my fault you’re a sweet tea loving freak.”

back at the cabin, you two bring in the many drinks you bought. “what took you girls so long?” joel asks.

“someone here wanted to pick a fight with me over sweet tea.” you say gesturing to ellie.

she groans, “oh my god, stop with the sweet tea talk.”

“dina and jesse are out there by the lake if you want to join them.” joel says.

out by the lake, you and dina are taking some photos while jesse and ellie get ready to go dive for the fish in the lake. ellie is about to go get in the water when you call out for her, “ellie c’mere!” she turns around and jogs over to you.

“what’s up babe?”

“you gotta put on sunscreen before you burn and turn cherry red.” you say already reaching for the small bottle.

you take a small amount and carefully rub it in on ellie’s face, you notice how her freckles have multiplied since being outside and how her eyes look extra pretty in the sun “your skin is so soft for someone who doesn’t have a skincare routine.”

“what can i say, it’s my young and youthful face.” ellie says as she makes a couple of model faces.

“yeah, i guess you’re going to be sexy forever.” you say giving her a kiss on the lips.

somehow you got roped into playing a game of chicken, you’re on top of ellie’s shoulders, trying your best to push dina off jesse and into the water. “c’mon babe you got this!” you hear ellie shouting from below you. you eventually are victorious and successfully push dina off jesse. ellie celebrating your victory by giving you a fat kiss on the lips.

you guys play another round, this time it’s you versus ellie. “i love you babe but i don’t think you’re gonna win this one.” ellie says, obviously too cocky for her own good.

“we’ll see about that.”

to your surprise you actually managed to push ellie into the water. “what was that you were saying earlier ellie? yeah that’s what i thought.” you say, turning to give dina a big high five.

ellie swims over to you, ”just so you know i let you win.”

“didn’t take you as the sore loser type ellie.”

“i am not.” she says, splashing water at you

“don’t splash me!” you say, splashing her back

she splashes you again and before you know it you two are full on wrestling in the water. she’s dunked you under water at least five times by now so you swim under water and pull her feet out from under her, dragging her down to the bottom of the lake.

ellie comes back up, “that had to be a form of attempted murder.”

“it was not! you’re just a bad swimmer.”

“wanna test that out? i’ll race you to tree on the other side.”

“bet.”

you ended up losing.

“who’s the bad swimmer now?”

“still you.”

ellie splashes more water at you, “wrong answer.”

you and ellie end up sitting on some rocks away from everyone else. there’s a silence between you two, not awkward, just comfortable. ellie’s head finds its way into your lap, eyes fluttering closed as your nails rake through her damp hair.

“we should head back soon.”

ellie sighs, “can we just stay here for the rest of the day?”

“as much as i would love to, it’s gonna get dark soon and we’re still in the middle of the forest.”

“don’t care, i’ll fight off any bear that tries to eat us.”

“and i’m sure you’ll put up a great fight against the bears.”

you and ellie eventually swim back towards the cabin and head inside. you two head upstairs to freshen up, while you’re in the shower ellie takes this time to sketch in her journal. more specifically she sketches you sitting on the porch, you swimming, and the way you look at her like nothing else matters.

“whatcha drawing?”

ellie looks over to see you exiting the bathroom in one of t-shirts and a pair of shorts, “oh nothing, just random stuff.” she says while closing her journal.

“i know you’re lying els.”

“you don’t know that.”

“you’re ears are bright red and you’re fidgeting.”

ellie didn’t even notice she was fidgeting with the hem of her shirt, “i was drawing you.” she says in a low tone.

“huh?”

“i- uh was drawing you.”

you smile at her.

“i know i know, it’s sappy and you probably think im a creep or someth-“

ellie gets cut off by you kissing her, “i don’t think it’s creepy at all, in fact i think it’s super cute.” you say while pulling her into a hug.

later that night everyone’s gather around the fire pit again, marshmallows on sticks and cups of hot chocolate in hand. after many silly campfire stories, everyone starts heading to bed. except for you and ellie, you two are wrapped up in a shared blanket, collecting warmth from the fire.

“i’m really glad im here with you.” you say, snuggling closer to ellie.

“me too, you make everything better.”

silence.

“no seriously, i couldn’t imagine my life without you. i don’t know how i was living before i met you, but all i know is i don’t want to continue a life without you.”

“i love you so much ellie, thank you for inviting me into your family and your world.”

“it’s easy when the person you’re inviting is the most beautiful and amazing girl in the world. i love you so much, more than you’ll ever know.”

a/n: hope yall enjoyed!🪿

[azonewithu]

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Dakota Johnson

[ganondoodle]

Kinda in regards to the Empress & BodyGuard 2-

Is Zaphira (sorry if I spelled her name wrong) an elf or do humans have pointed ears in your universe? If no elves, how do the pointed ears happen? Are there different length of ears and if so do they mean somethin?

Love your art & use of colours!

Thank you! and thank you for asking! (this sketch took me way too long .. and the colors still look washed out on my desktop screen but im not editing a third time ..)

Zaphira is human, there are no elves, as such, in this world, though humans tend to live longer than IRL and have differently shaped ears-

the shapes are rather diverse (example above) and culturally (so far) they have no significance, they are merely a trait just like different nose shapes or fantasy hair colors

the worldbuilding reason is that these are extremely diluted demonic influences- in the past demons were frequently in the human world, though largely in secret/disguised, and long time exposure to demonic presences can have varying effects, the most immediate and common being a longer life or wounds healing faster than normal; there might have been other long time effects but the only trait that stayed even after their disappearance is the ear shapes

(there was a mass extinction event of demons that wiped out all above a certain age, since demons generally dont die of natural causes their life neither depends nor revolves around reproduction so there were extremely few left and those were too young to keep most of their knowledge and culture alive, as they rarely wrote anything down; Shargon is of the current oldest generation and witnessed it happen, just like most now adult demons, Thor and Eadrya are both a bit older than him and thus the oldest living demons, which doesnt mean much considering the technically endless lifespans of them)

and to explain me including Shargon in a human appearance- hes the only demon that spends as much time in the human world as at home, largely to escape the others since they are not interested in going there and would otherwise attack him any chance they get (the human world is rather uncomfortable for demons to be in and they have better things to do than to chase him that far), while hes generally very weak compared to them, something he is very good at is shape shifting, mainly the speed of which, being able to shift between full demon and the smaller more humanoid form extremely quickly, or even mid forms that are a mix of both - even in motion! while for the others it takes them quite a bit and forces them to stop which is the main reason he keeps escaping them not able to keep up with his rapid shape shifting (though it does take its toll .. also a reason hes so skinny)

he is the first (only?) one that at some point will learn how to shift into a much more human looking one (depicted in the sketch) too, but its rather dangerous since it involves supressing and compressing his demon heart and system... which is what keeps demons alive (its somewhat like holding your breath for way too long) so the only time he would make use of it is in extreme situations, like avoiding detection by maschines that can pick up demonic energy or escaping shackles made of celestial silver (which drains their energy and can scar/hurt them permanently, like silver to vampires(?werewolfs?) in a way)

....the point is that if he shifts into a human form he has very long ears, meaning that is basically the extreme form that doesnt occur in humans and hints at the origins for those ear shapes being demonic exposure in the past

[gifti3]

from a quick glance it seems like they expected mc to go to RAD until they died

[monzabee]

short n' sweet (social media au) - op81

masterlist ||

Summary: The one where in an attempt to figure out who Y/N is dating, the internet come up with theories only to realise she is dating none other than Oscar Piastri and chaos ensues.

Pairing: oscar piastri x pop star!reader (model used: sabrina carpenter) (and domingooo)

Warnings: cursing (i think), sabrina carpenter is horny but it's okay we ride with it, feat the internet being the internet, i have a big fat crush on mercello hernandez so you have been warned

Auhtor note: came all this way, had to explain, direct from @percervall; mar this one is for you, i haven't had this much fun in a long time so thank you for indulging my brainrot and excitement😭🫶

Please also note that all of my works are protected under copyright, and not available for reposting on other platforms.

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yourusername: toto, i have a feeling we're not in kansas anymore. short'n sweet cumming to a city near you! first stop: columbus, ohio

user: bro just give me ONE chance

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user: te amo diva

user: don't know if i wanna be with her or i wanna be her

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user: see you tomorrow pookie

user: cant wait to see u 🫶🏼✨🤍

user: she’s the sweetest & shortest 💋

user: it’s Y/N's world and we’re just living in it😭🤍🤍💋💋💋

user: is he talking about TOTO FUCKING WOLFF??

user: why is f1 everywhere, no she isn't😭

tiktokuser1

caption: bed chem from opening night!!

user: that mic is ON! ✨

user: I LOVE THIS DIVA!!

user: watching this isn’t enough, I have to be there

user: I need that bed.. NEOWWW

user: SHE BETTER BRING THE DAMN TOUR TO AUSTRALIA CAUSE THE FOMO IS CRAZY

user: oh i think she'll be bringing the tour to australia alright

user: what does that mean??

user: what do you know!!

tiktokuser2

caption: YO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING BUT SHORT N' SWEET TOUR IS THAT GIRL!!

user: 'have you ever tried this one?' ugh her mind😭

user: IS THIS THE NEW NONESENSE OUTRO FOR THIS TOUR I NEED TO KNOW

user: i can't take my eyes off this, i've been staring at it for the past five minutes!

user: okay diva we see you👀

yourusername

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yourusername: hello l.a., are you ready to wrap it up?

user: OSCAR JACK PIASTRI WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

user: okay who is he and why is he lurking in my diva's likes?

user: MY QUEEN (me typing this while listening to espresso 👀)

user: just a girl living life and making everyone fall in love with her

user: i’m 26 and AFRAID of Y/N Y/LN

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user: the caption and the last pic with the kittens the vibes don't match i love you😭

yourusername: stoppp, i diee

user: how is this tour like halfway over ????? second leg of tour maybe???? 😭

tiktokuser3

caption: have you ever tried this one?

user: i don't know how she keeps coming up with these

user: imagine having this much freak, i wouldn't be able to leave my house

user: am i the only one who is excited for the last three shows in la??

user: her boyfriend is one lucky guy that's for sure

user: she has a boyfriend??

user: girl who do you think the guy in the white jacket and the thick accent is?

tiktokuser4

caption: omg guys😭😭 domingo is here😭😭

user: CAME ALLL THIS WAAY HAD TO EXPLAAAIN

user: deerect from domingoo

user: okay hear me out... mercello and Y/N??

user: noooo, this crossover is actually too insane i can't handle it

user: look at how he's looking at her bro's down bad😭

tiktokuser5

caption: WE'VE LOST HER TO DOMINGO GUYS

user: somebody call kyle and tell him the good news😭

user: who's kyle?

user: omg do you live under a rock or something?

user: am i the only one who thinks they are not dating?

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yourusername: LA night 2 ♥️💋 second locationnnn maybe he’s biiii!!! see you tonight for our last show of the US leg :’) how the hell

user: God bless your Dad’s genetics, Domingo

user: OMG DOMINGOOO… “NOW SHES WITH A HOT GUY BUT HE LOOKS GAY, HEARD HIS NAMES DOMINGO”

user: DOMINGO IS CHEATING ON KELSEY

user: no hate to domingo, but oscar jack piastri liked this post under 1 minute😭😭

user: i think we've established that she is probably dating marcello, please stop with the delulu

user: Y/N IM HERE👹

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user: marcelo hernandez had the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever… and he did

user: the budget for this tour is insane… feels like a literal broadway production

user: came all this way, let her explain deeerect from LA

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yourusername: date night but make it our way tagged: oscarpiastri

user: i'm sorrryyyy, but the dress is giving andie andersonn

yourusername: princess sophia is having some fun tonightt

user: this is still the most mind boggling couple ever BUT YOU LOOK GOOD THO

user: i'm so normal about this, i am sooooo normal about this

user: it's giving ross from friends and i am here for it

user: the best hard launch in the history of hard launches

oscarpiastri: great show, even better after party

yourusername: why did i know you were going to comment this

oscarpiastri: i'm literally sitting right next to you and you saw me type it

user: unhinged gf x calm bf duo is superior and this is the biggest proof ever

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marcellohdz: but what about domingo...

yourusername: i'm sorry domingo...

user: but is mark webber still alive, MARK ARE YOU THERE

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oscarpiastri: came all this way, had to explain... tagged: yourusername

yourusername: 100% recommend, 5-star service

oscarpiastri: 😐

yourusername: 🥰

user: mister oscar jack piastri god bless your dad's genetics indeed

user: world class driving, world class relationship reveal

landonorris: okay but do we get free concert tickets ooor?

oscarpiastri: 😐

yourusername: of course!

user: this is actually so cute i'm going to throw up

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user: have you ever tried this one just took a whole other meaning

user: wait, are we going to see them together in las vegas??

user: the hard launching is insaneee

[lara-cairncross]

my personal sonadow headcanons in no particular order bc im procrastinating on writing a research paper right now and its either do this or throw myself off the roof:

Shadow is a few inches shorter than Sonic, but ONLY if he takes his shoes off. cue many years' worth of shenanigans with Shadow doing everything in his power to avoid going barefoot in Sonic's presence because he knows if Sonic finds out he'll never hear the end of it (hes right)

T4T SONADOW

Sonic was able to get top surgery, but Shadow's body healed itself too quickly for it to work on him. flash forward to when he gets his Black Doom abilities and one of his first orders of business is to fuck around with them until he's able to give HIMSELF top surgery

Sonic hates coffee beans (too bitter) and Shadow hates chili dogs (too heavy/savory). they've broken up over this enough times for Rouge to lose count

Sonic is so good at flirting with everyone EXCEPT SHADOW. HE GETS TOO FLUSTERED. HE TRIES SO HARD AND IT NEVER WORKS BUT SHADOW IS TOO DOWN BAD TO CARE

Shadow grew up on a space station, with no biological reason to eat, and no access to fresh food or a kitchen. Sonic literally raised both himself AND TAILS. Shadow is NOT the cook between the two of them please everyone keeps saying otherwise and i dont understand it you cant convince me shadow knows how to boil a pot of water PLEASE SOMEBODY AGREE WITH ME

Sonic ages. Shadow doesn't. 50 years down the line somebody asks Sonic if Shadow is his son. Shadow immediately gets payback for 50 years of short jokes.

they are both so smart and so capable and so dangerous by themselves but if you put them in the same room in any context outside of a life-or-death situation they become the two dumbest motherfuckers you've ever had the displeasure of engaging in polite conversation with

shadow bottoms what who said that

okay this one might be silly but I feel like they would both be good at chess??? like Sonic is surprisingly well-read and more observant than people give him credit for, and Shadow probably had a lot of strategy training from GUN + played games with Maria on the ARK. idk i just feel like it would be a fun way for them to challenge each other outside of just racing/combat yknow

they both wear jewelry with each others' colors :] i usually make it earrings but i think Sonic having bracelets to mirror Shadow's rings would be really cute too

autistic Shadow and ADHD Sonic yes please yes yes yes

Sonic is the most verbally affectionate and Shadow is the most physically affectionate IM RIGHT YOU CANT ARGUE WITH ME ON THIS ONE IM PUTTING MY FOOT DOWN GOODBYE

they like to beat each other up a little toooooo much and its kinda toxic maybe but also theyre both having fun so like. maybe its just a love language 🫶🫶

Tails is so, SO disappointed with Sonic for his choice in men. like he actively considers holding an intervention when he finds out that Shadow and Sonic started dating

theyre both somewhere on the aromantic and asexual spectrums because uhhhhhh so am i and i can project if i want to

Sonic is a chronic yapper and Shadow is a listener BUT. HEAR ME OUT. IT STARTS TO SWAP AS THEY GET MORE COMFORTABLE WITH EACH OTHER. shadow comes out of his shell and feels more at ease talking, and sonic appreciates having someone who doesnt expect him to be at full energy/optimism 24/7 and lets him be silent when he needs to be

[hazeytae]

pervy!bnd

♡ perverted thoughts- obviouslyyy, kinda cnc, somno, groping, vouyerism, panty stealing, panty sniffing, in public, exhibitionism

🗒️: btw my hard thoughts are open!! send in hard thoughts for bnd :3 or fluffy thoughts too! i wanna hear everyones thoughts 🙊 SEND IN ASKSSSSS ASAP! id like to get anons too if u like my writing :)

sungho.

pervy!sungho who whenever he sees you wear short shorts and a tank top with no bra he literally goes feral. the sight of your boobs bouncing with each step and your ass threatening to fall out your shorts- he feels so bad! youre in this innocent outfit but he cant help the impure thoughts flooding his head. when your doing the dishes and he cant stop watching how your tits jiggle when you move your arms, he has to use a pillow to hide his growing boner or maybe even take a trip to the restroom to sort himself out. he doesnt even want you going out in public wearing shorts! let alone a low cut shirt? and it may sound controlling but its just the way your ass spills out those shorts he cant let anyone else seeing that. "where are you going dressed like that?" kinda guy

riwoo.

pervy!riwoo who feels sooo terrible but whenever you wear a loose off the shoulder shirt n bend over he cant help but steal a look down your shirt. he feels so bad, he knows he shouldnt be looking but he swears he cant help it! poor boy cant help the perverted thoughts that come into his mind- but he swears hes not a pervert. when your peacefully sleeping and your off the shoulder shirt slightly slides down and practically your whole breast is out- he feels awful. should he fix your shirt for you? he knows he should out of respect- but instead he needs to cop a feel :( cupping your titty and feeling your hardened nipple with his fingers he almost cums in his pants right then and there. your whimpering kinda scares him- hes worried you woke up and he got caught but thankfully for riwoo your still asleep. your whimpers got him closer to cumming in his pants than ever- and he has to resort to humping your thigh.

jaehyun.

pervy!jaehyun whos a panty stealer andd sniffer...!! he feels so gross but he makes excuses for himself, trying to convince himself its not perverted or weird! youre soo confused when your favorite pair of panties mysteriously goes missing, you swore you put them in the laundry and they shouldve been washed by now! but nope, you were wrong, jaehyun had taken your used panties out the laundry hamper :( he knows its perverted as he sniffs your panties while fisting his cock- or wrapping your panties around his cock feeling the fabric cumming all over your panties n soiling them. he ends up keeping them in his side drawer and thats rxactly where you find them! youre so confused as to why jaehyun had them in his side drawer- until you feel his cum on your panties.

taesan.

pervy!taesan whos a littleee bit more lowkey with his perverted tendencies. but! that spare key to your apartment does him wonders. he was just gonna stop by to see you- nothing perverted about it! but the second he opened that apartment door and he heard your sweet honey-like moans coming from your bedroom he couldnt stop the tent growing in his pants. he crept up to your room- too scared to push the door even slightly open, but he eventually gets over it when your moans become louder. you dont notice the sound of the door creeping slightly open because of the loud buzz of your vibrator and the loud sounds of your wetness on the dildo. taesan cums in his pants the second he sees this- which is such a hit to his ego! but how can he help it when your spread wide open with the prettiest sounds? you dont even know hes there and that somehow makes it better for him. he shouldnt be watching you and hes fully aware that he should probably walk away or at least look away- but he cant. youre just way too gorgeous and he cant miss out on this.

leehan.

pervy!leehan who cant keep his hands off you... he has a bittt of a problem of always trying to touch you in public ! walking through the mall and he has his hand in your back pocket- might be something people see as romantic but hes literally groping your ass right now. sitting at a booth having lunch together and he cant stop himself from touching you under the table. every second of the day he finds his hand somewhere near your clit, rubbing it gently across the table from you. pulling you right into the dressing room and hes flipping your skirt up to admire your pussy before eating you out. rubbing his fingers across your folds while you look through racks of clothes. he knows its weird, he knows it is literally indecency- but how could he keep his hands off of you when you look so good and your pussy is always so wet and welcoming for him?

[kammazi]

★ you and katsuki have been dating since highschool and as luck would have it, you both loved to play video games together (or sometimes separately when katsuki would keep blowing up your house in minecraft).

you would play when you would both come back from patrol, or on your days off, including the nights when you chose to stay in when your friends went off partying to god knows where.

eventually however, the more you played the more you realised how funny katsuki was with his reactions and constant serious concentration face that looked like he was in a fight with a villain. so you brought up an idea you had one day.

to start twitch streaming.

at first you expected to be shut down with a scowl or the roll of the eyes but to your surprise he gave you an eyebrow raise followed by, “you know what, why the hell not.”

and that’s what brought you here right now, the two of you huddled around the dual monitor with you having one hand on the mouse, the other on the WASD keys. shaking.

the camera was set up in front as your microphone was positioned in between you two with the chat spamming hilarious comments that were going too fast for you to read, not that you were trying however because you were about to piss your pants.

“katsuki i don’t want to do this anymore.” you could feel the sweat gathering on your palms. you were currently guiding your character through a dark hallway, the only light coming from your flashlight.

“stop you’re fine, just keep going. don’t overthink it.” that’s basically all the support you were getting and you know what, you only have yourself to blame as you thought it would be funny to play a horror game you saw circling on your feed recently, with katsuki saying it didn’t even look scary to be considered one.

“no wait did you see that, there was literally some guy peeking around the corne— OH MY GOD HES CHASING ME HELP.” you could hear katsukis snickers as he watched you pathetically try to escape.

“left sweets, turn left.” your words came out as gibberish as you panicked “I CANT MOVE”. your comment was shortly followed by a scream as the figure lunged at you, the screen displaying a red ‘GAME OVER’.

the force or the jump knocked the microphone, slamming it against katsukis face.

the comment section started blowing up as you sat there contemplating why you ever thought this was a good idea in the first before realising what you did.

katsuki was bent over, laughing hysterically as he fixed the microphone before sitting back up and wrapping an arm around your shoulder, rubbing it in comfort.

you turned to him, a hand covering your mouth. “i’m so sorry kats i didn’t mean to.” you rubbed his face to try and soothe the hit that he probably barely even felt. while still laughing, he kissed your cheek and stood up.

“alright move over and watch the real pro at work”

which was very short lived because after a cruel jumpscare catching him off guard (which you had deemed was impossible before today) and resulted in him letting out an almost inaudible yelp, he had sat there with a straight face before turning to look at the comments that were mocking him to no end.

he scowled before responding to some.. not so gently. “FUCK YOU ‘GOONMASTER227’, I KNOW YOU WOULD BE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO EVEN TRY-” you quickly cut him off by grabbing his bicep and pulling him away from the screen. everyone was already used to katsukis outbreaks wether that be on the clock or over some stupid game, however everyone still thought it was the funniest thing ever and always clipped him in these moments.

you tried your best not to chuckle. “okayy guys i think that’s enough for today. if you want us to finish the game please let us know and we hope you enjoyed the stream.” you had by now started cackling as you could hear the steam coming off of your boyfriend.

“like hell we will, this game is ass. get this off the screen.”

two days later, your boyfriends reaction was soon all over the internet, just like you assumed, and his fearsome expression that people managed to pause at the right time and screenshot was on every single profile picture of every account you saw, even your own friends.

safe to say you took a short break from streaming and had to kiss away the scowl on katsukis face for days on end after that.

a.n ; was watching coryxkensin and thought it could be funny. half assed it tho forgive me 😔 (not proofread)

@KAMMAZI 2025

[littlelovelunette]

Sevika and reassurance? Like being with a needy partner who craves cuddles and reassurance 24/7 and even tho they wear the toughest exterior outside their safe space and being known for being so grounded and strong but behind closed doors only sevika can see how vulnerable and clingy they can get

I love your fics so much, i cant believe i haven’t seen your blog sooner i’ve been obsessed with ur fics for two weeks now and its always on point! Exactly what i need and its pretty impressive how fast you can write

Reassurance

Thank you so much, I always try to write whenever I have my free time and its a coping mechanism for me so I'm glad you all like the fics that I like. Thank you for taking the time to let me know that!! <33

Sevika noticed.

She always did. She wasn't dumb, of course she wasn't. She was one of the most observant women in all of Zaun and living the rough-and-tumble lifestyle that she did, she learnt to talk less and observe more.

You always were tough on the outside. Always. Never did you ever let your softer side show while you fought for Zaun alongside the other woman.

That's what made Sevika slowly start to gain interest in you. Although, she was emotionally guarded at first and a little shocked that she was falling for someone— she didn't let that stop her subtle gestures of affection.

She'd bring you flowers, coffee when you had to stay up late and held you close to herself when you both had midnight walking dates.

Sevika observed you for a while before she asked you to be her girlfriend which you happily agreed to, and she was mildly surprised when she saw you acting soft and sensitive when around her and her only.

Out in the public, you were fierce, undeterred by anything that happened to anyone.

You were absolutely unshakeable with a stubbornness equal to none.

But behind closed doors, you were her baby.

And you needed constant reassurance that you were hers and she was yours.

Sevika, although she barely told you it, loved this side of yours.

You were so head over heels for her and so obsessed with every little thing that she did. She was your emotional anchor and she knew it. She revelled in it.

Sevika was playing poker as per usual and you were by her side.

You were pouting, however, with your frame covered in her poncho as well— you had gotten drenched in the rain earlier and had probably caught a fever so Sevika insisted you stay wrapped up in the red cloth to keep your body warm while she quickly finished up her last round.

“I'd kill for cuddles right now.” You whispered to her as she took a sip of her alcohol.

“Wanna wrap this up and get going?” Sevika asked, her voice uncharacteristically soft considering she was just motherlessly degrading one of the men playing against her.

You nodded, face fixed with a small pout and Sevika didn't waste a moment, dropping the cards as she obviously won her last round.

“Wrap up, boys.”

You watched as Sevika finished and helped you up. You started walking out of the bar with her.

“You sure you'll be fine on your feet?” Sevika glanced down at your shivering frame.

“If we were at home, I'd let you toss me around and carry me however. I feel like Ima pass out.”

“Then let me.” Sevika insisted although she didn't look like she'd let you walk anymore. She was genuinely worried.

“There are people!” You whisper-yelled.

“And? Everyone knows we're a thing, it won't kill you if you let me carry you home.” Sevika reasoned, her voice a low grumble.

“Ah, forget it.”

And in the next moment, Sevika whipped you off your feet, carrying you bridal style with her, back to the shared apartment.

You sighed a little and would have told her off if you weren't this tired and drained already. Besides, she was definitely much stronger and bigger than you. It wouldn't have mattered even if you did protest.

Once you both got home, Sevika put you in bed and undressed so she was only in her tank top and shorts.

“Cuddles.” You said in a baby voice and extended your hands towards her.

“You're so clingy.” Sevika didn't mean any offense and you knew it. She loved how much you needed her every single day.

“But I love you like this.” Sevika added before she hugged you close to her own impressively big frame.

“I love you.”

“I love you too, cuddle bag.”

[maplesyrupsainz]

hi hi! I really like your imagines <3

Could I request a Charles imagine? Where the reader is the daughter of Toto Wolff and she and Charles have been secretly dating. After Charles wins the WDC, the reader hardlaunches their relationship and everyone is freaking out about it.

Thank you sm!!

pairing: charles leclerc x wolff!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: imagine/smau

warnings: just fluff, kind of short too

prompt: custom you and [driver] are finally ready to hard launch your relationship

a/n: this request inspired something in me LOL hope u like it?! wasnt sure if the req wanted smau or written but u got both instead LOL

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user1 helloooo?? the flowers

user2 i bet she gets 100 bouquets a day

user3 i wish i had her life

user4 world's best nepo baby

charles_leclerc would look better in ferrari merch

ynwolff you would say that

mercedesamgf1 back off

charles_leclerc 👀

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˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

at first, the idea of sharing your relationship with the world terrified you. the things people might say, what they'd think. but, you realised, as time progressed, that the idea of not sharing and people not knowing about your relationship seemed even scarier; you were becoming somewhat desperate to let the world know that charles leclerc was your boyfriend.

the only issue was gaining your father's approval. you had convinced yourself it would be easy to obtain, but the harder you thought about it the less you agreed with that sentiment. but, you couldn't hide forever.

˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

the formula one season had flown by you in a rush of lights; you blinked and it was almost over. it had been a thrilling title fight between max verstappen and charles, and this race was the decider.

you're pretty sure that you didn't take a breath for the whole race, closing your eyes on multiple occasions. no one knew what had you so invested in this race in particular; being the mercedes team principal's daughter, you had come to many a race and tended not to be that interested in the sport. in truth, you did enjoy it but it had been your whole life, you assumed it was normal to become somewhat burnt out.

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˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

you had never ran quite like it; from the mercedes garage to ferrari. all you knew was that you had to be there for him when he got out of the car. in that moment, you didn't care who saw or what they thought or if they found out the truth about your relationship with charles. all that mattered was him.

and when you saw him, you knew he felt the same as you did. you broke out into a grin as his eyes caught yours and, before you knew it, his lips were on yours and your face in his hands. shutter sounds and flashings of cameras surrounded you, your head spinning, your heart swelling with pride; your boyfriend had won his first drivers' championship.

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f1wagupdates after an olympic-esque dash from the mercedes garage to ferrari, y/n wolff joined charles leclerc in the celebration of winning his first ever wdc! is this the hard launch of a secret relationship? what does toto think? 👀 thoughts?

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user5 CHARLES IS THE ONE WHO GOT HER THE FLOWERS

user6 omg i never would've guessed this

user7 charles AND susie in the likes omg😭😭😭

user8 OMG OBSESSED WITH THESE TWO

user9 the way she ran

user10 literally soo iconic

user11 me when

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user12 the tshirt HAHAHA

user13 omg she's so real

user14 i still cant believe this

user15 THey R SO CUTE WTF

user16 how did they keep this a secret omg

susie_wolff i love my new son in law!

charles_leclerc 🥰🥰

ynwolff love you 🙆‍♀️

user17 ofc susie loves them tgthr

user18 wonder what toto thinks 💀

user19 the caption

user20 him bringing her breakfast in bed omg

user21 this is all i'll ever talk abt ever again

user22 f1 twt found dead

user23 we lost a real one gang (y/n wolff)

charles_leclerc love my girl

yourusername 🥺 love you crazy amounts

user24 STOP ITTTT

lewishamilton y/n toto said answer the phone

ynwolff my phone is dead rn sorry

user25 💀

[fixated-cookies]

HIIII im the person who rambled about pv x reader x wl a while back, ive been crawling to that fic everytime ever since and its so good 😭 I LOVE IT!!!!! im back here again for you to hear me out on this..... its also pv x fem!reader x wl ofc, but if its too draining to write for both i understand

now onto the idea!!! ive always imagined that pure vanilla has a thing for breeding and so does white lily ー i keep on thinking to myself about how they would sandwich f!reader at the same time, strap and dick filling her up at the same time......GOSH i need to know if you see my vision PLEASE. i cant even begin with how if reader is impregnated after that they would pamper her nonstop and isolate her from everything and everyone else - making her believe that she only needs *them*, and that they would make such a good family together (and want reader to keep on getting pregnant, over and over and over and over)

^^^ holy fuck thats alot HELEP. sorry if thats too bothersome

- 🥩 anon (if thats available)

made a short drabble in response, teeheee the room glows low with faerie light—soft blues and golds that flicker like starlight across the silk-draped bed. the warmth of the space wraps around you like mist, but it’s nothing compared to the warmth of the bodies pressed against yours.

you’re on your knees, straddling pure vanilla cookie.

his hands hold your hips gently, thumbs circling into your skin like he’s memorizing every curve. his cock is already inside you, thick and slow, stretching you open with every roll of his hips. your legs tremble where they’re planted on either side of him, thighs quivering from the pressure, from the fullness.

beneath you, he’s breathless. flushed. ruined.

“you feel… divine,” he whispers, kissing the soft swell of your breast. “you take me so well. you always do.”

behind you, white lily cookie leans forward, her arms wrapped around your waist. her strap rests at your entrance, pressing slickly against the sensitive stretch of your ass. she kisses your shoulder, then your neck, her breath silky against your skin.

“breathe for me,” she coos, fingers brushing your lower stomach. “you can take us both, darling. we believe in you.”

you whimper as she begins to press in.

inch by inch, the pressure builds. her strap is thick, patient, unrelenting. your walls are already stretched tight around pure vanilla’s cock—and now your other hole is being filled, too. your fingers grip his chest as you tremble between them, spine arched, every nerve lit.

“good girl,” pure vanilla breathes, stroking your cheek as your body squeezes him tighter. “so good for us. so full already…”

you can barely answer. can’t think. can’t breathe. your body is caught between them—pure vanilla’s cock grinding slow and deep into your soaked pussy while white lily moves carefully from behind, her hips nudging yours, pushing her strap in all the way.

“there we are,” she purrs against your ear. “you’re perfect now.”

they begin to move together.

pure vanilla thrusts up into you from below, soft gasps escaping his lips as your cunt flutters around him. white lily holds your hips, guiding your rhythm while grinding forward in long, deep strokes. you’re pinned between them—rocked in sync—pushed and pulled and filled to the brim.

your voice breaks on a moan, your head tilting back as your body starts to give in.

“it’s a lot, isn’t it?” pure vanilla whispers, his thumbs brushing tender circles into your hips. “but you’re doing so well. taking us both… like you were made for it.”

“you were,” white lily echoes, her lips brushing your ear. “you were always meant for this. for us. to be filled like this. again and again.”

your walls clench down, overwhelmed and overstimulated. every thrust pushes more heat into your belly, your legs starting to shake where they straddle vanilla’s hips.

he moans deeply, voice soft and cracking. “we’re going to fill you, my love. make you ours completely.”

“so full,” lily murmurs, rocking into you harder now. “we’ll give you everything. you’ll carry so much love inside you.”

your orgasm rips through you like a breaking wave—wet and loud and helpless. your cries are muffled against white lily’s shoulder as she holds you still, her hips never slowing, strap grinding against that sensitive spot while vanilla fills you with thick pulses of cum.

his hands shake where they hold your hips down. “you’re… you’re taking it all,” he groans, voice ragged. “look how perfect you are.”

you’re shaking. limp. barely able to stay upright between them.

white lily hugs you from behind, her face into the back of your shoulder. “we love you so much,” she whispers. “we’re going to make you a mother.”

pure vanilla’s breath is still caught in his throat as he presses soft kisses to your belly. “you’re glowing already… but just wait.”

“just wait,” lily echoes, smiling against the back of your neck. “we’ll make sure you never go a day without knowing who you belong to.”

you can’t speak. can’t think.

you’re still full of him. full of her.

and they’re already planning the next time. ...

you're barely showing when it starts.

pure vanilla insists you stop bending down to pick things up—“just tell me, sweetheart. you shouldn’t strain yourself.” white lily takes your hand when you try to walk too far—“the air is cold today, darling. what if you caught something?”

they move your favorite chair closer to the bed. they take away the broom again. the knife. your journals. your messenger bag. “you don’t need to worry about anything but growing love,” lily says, pressing a kiss to your forehead.

meals are brought to you. conversations are filtered. letters never reach your hands. they say the world is too loud, too harsh for you now. “don’t think so hard, love,” pure vanilla murmurs. “you’re doing enough. just rest.”

you ask about leaving the palace, just for a walk. white lily only smiles gently and rests a hand on your belly. “why would you want to leave safety?”

you don’t remember when the windows were locked. You don’t remember when the door stopped opening.But their hands never stop touching you. Their voices never stop praising you, and when you cry?

they only whisper, “shh… we’re protecting you.”

[thenightwolf51]

"Danny was born a Wayne" AU except he's Bruce's grand uncle. The result of a one time drunken affair, shortly before Kenneth Wayne's death, to a young unmarried woman who gave the baby up for adoption.

(Whether the Fenton's, and therefore Amity, were just ahead of their times or the DC timeline is shifted a bit so that DP happens in its cannon era is up to you. Dealers choice, though now that i know about her i just love badass widowed prohibition leader Laura Elizabeth Wayne)

Danny grows up knowing hes adopted and loved by the Fentons but something (dealer's choice) happens and he loses his family and friends (maybe the whole town goes too?). In an attempt to avoid a Dan situation he flees into the Infinite Realm and doesn't stop.

He just wanders, time passes in its weird Realms way, not that Danny truly notices. A protector spirit thats lossed everything it protected. Its a wonder he doesn't fade and he actually might've if it wasn't for his human side.

But its a tug at his core that brings him from his near catatonic wandering. Gone before he can even understand it but enough to shake him back to himself. Enough to know that hes nowhere near ready to go anywhere familiar so he continues on, his wandering no less pointless but at least he's aware again.

What feels like a relatively short time later he gets another tug, and this time he manages to follow it.

He follows it invisibly through a natural portal that drops him somewhere in New Jersey and all the way to a fancy hospital room in the gloomiest city he's ever seen.

In there he sees his half brother Patrick Wayne, though he wont figure out their connection for a few more years, holding little Agatha. She's adorable in her little dress and pigtails and her sweet face causes that familiar tug he recognizes from what must have been six years ago given the girls age.

Then a nurse comes in and hands a little bundle to what must be the mother (whos name i cant find) and Danny takes one look at the little core tugger who brought him here and just melts. Even without knowing yet that this is his last remaining family, his instincts latch on and he vows to protect and care for the Waynes.

And he does.

He finds his forgetful brother's documents and keeps Aggy company when everyone else is busy and soothes baby Thomas so his poor sister-in-law can get some more sleep. He ices fevers and bruised knees and helps on later games of hide and seek.

He very rarely becomes visible and only to the children. His grief over the Fenton's convinces him its better to protect his new family from the shadows.

Danny explores every inch of the manor, including secret passages and an underground cave system. He claims a forgotten room in the back of the attic as his own, which over the years fill up with knickknacks, heirlooms, and pictures of the family. Even a gift or two from Agatha, who hadn't stopped believing in their shadowy guardian like her brother did when Danny felt they were too old to see him without drawing suspicion.

The manor becomes his haunt and he always knows where each family member is within it. And when any guests have some no good intentions.

And when baby Bruce is born tugging at his core and with the bluest little eyes, he welcomes the fussy little thing. And makes sure dear Martha never knows just how fussy baby Bruce really is, otherwise she might've never had a full nights sleep.

Danny blames himself for not being there when Thomas and Martha die, and promises to never leave Bruces side, practically becoming the boy's living shadow. Watching over him as he gets older, secretly aiding him in his training. Danny feels a bit of pride when Bruce takes some inspiration from the old stories Thomas told him of the shadowy Wayne family protector when creating his Batman identity, glad his nephew still remembers him even if he hasn't shown himself since the now young man was six.

Danny continues to protect and care for the family in a variety of ways over the years even as the family grows.

Lightening Alfred's workload, softening Dick's falls, calming Jason's temper both pre and post pit, hiding Tim's coffee when the boy hasn't slept in far too long, providing plenty of shadows and hiding nooks for Cass, helping Damian hide the litter of kittens he found.

And no one seems to know he's there, except maybe Cass and he's pretty sure Alfred has been know since he first started working for the family. No one knows, that is, until Duke Thomas moves in and lookes right at him watching invisibly from the sidelines.

(@omnicrafts @dcxdpdabbles @hdgnj @ailithnight @nelkcats @im-totally-not-an-alien-2 i dont know, the main point of all this is that Danny's been protecting the Wayne family for decades and no one, except maybe Alfred, knew until Duke moved in)

[mythicalcowboyatheart]

Comfort

Pairing: Erik Campbell x Reader

Warnings: mention of death, hurt?, comfort

An: I loved FD: Bloodlines and Erik is my favorite so here's a short fic! Enjoy!

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Death is coming after this family, as they were never meant to exist. It started with Howard, and the next, Julia. That's how Brenda revealed that Erik is not Howard's biological son, putting him off deaths list. In anger and confusion Erik stormed out of the house you following. Erik's jaw clenches tightly, his knuckles still white. His voice comes out hoarse with emotion. "Not biological, not his son... Everything I thought was a lie..." He turns away from everyone, breathing heavily "E walk with me..." You hold your hand out for him to take.

Erik hesitates at first but eventually follows you, his grip on your hand tight as if afraid to let go."Where are we going?" His voice trembles slightly, fighting back tears as he keeps his head down. You  stop by your car thats a bit down the block from the Campbell's house and lean against it "we can stay out here or sit in the car and talk... what ever you want" Erik leans heavily against the car beside you, staring blankly ahead with a mix of confusion and hurt in his eyes. "How can I even process this? All these years..." He swallows hard, his voice breaking "...my whole identity is gone..." You hold his hand "oh baby..." A single tear finally escapes Erik's eye as he squeezes your hand, his shoulders trembling slightly. "I thought I knew who I was... He looks at you desperately What if Howard wasn't even my real dad? Who am I really related to?" "dose it really matter? Howard raised you as his own...blood dont mean shit" Erik's breath catches at your words, a small flicker of hope appearing in his eyes despite the pain. "You're right... Howard was there when I needed him. He turns to face you fully But why would Brenda keep this from me all these years?" "fear of you felling out casted? I don't know I cant make excuses for her..." Erik runs his free hand through his hair, frustration evident in his movements. "I should be angry at her, but I just feel... lost. He looks at you with vulnerability Promise you won't leave me too?" "i ain't going anywhere... willingly" A weak but genuine smile appears on Erik's face as he pulls you closer, seeking comfort in your presence. "I need you right now... more than ever. He rests his forehead against yours Thanks for being here." "of course..." You kiss his forehead Erik closes his eyes at the gentle kiss, finally allowing some tension to leave his body. His hand moves to caress your cheek. "Can we just stay like this for a while? I don't want to face everyone else yet..." "of course darlin...how ever long you need" Erik pulls you into a proper embrace, burying his face in your shoulder. His breath comes out muffled and shaky, Erik melts into your touch, his arms tightening around your waist.

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[wife-of-all-dilfs]

I liked your gally headcannon <3

could i request some headcannons for a reader he meets after the glade like they work for Lawrence and stuff? Thank uu

meeting gally in the last city would include

masterlist

ahhh thank you so much! ofc, i love making relationship headcanons <3 reader is a little softie. i'm sorry!! i love writing soft readers too much. suggestive themes.

before relationship

you two first met in an altercation with lawrence's men upon entering the last city's outskirts. he had suggested taking you back to lawrence to join his cause.

it took a while for him to talk to you. he didn't want to leave a bad impression, especially given his track record.

plus, he thought you were really pretty which to him, was intimidating.

he was surprised by how kindly you treated him and how warm the smiles you gave were. such pure-heartedness was a rarity in this world.

you started spending a lot of time together. he would train you in combat; you'd take watch together, and even sometimes talk on the roof at night.

people would definitely notice the connection.

the other men would blatantly tease him about liking you in front of you.

his attraction to you would reach its peak whenever you used a gun. something about a gun and girl really got him going.

there would be moments where you two flirted and then became all flustered when you realised what you were doing.

he would start distancing himself.

he'd never feel worthy of having you in his life. his past would always haunt him.

one night, he caved and told you everything he had done.

you kissed him for the first time and told him he was the strongest person you had ever met.

that was when he knew he had fallen in love with you.

during relationship

pet names would include baby, angel, beautiful, and short-stuff.

his sense of humour used to be self-deprecating, but your constant reassurance and loving words changed that.

now he'd do anything, say anything, to make you laugh or smile. he loved your smile. your laugh even more so.

he would be extremely protective over you. your gentle nature would make you more vulnerable, something he felt he needed to protect.

especially during missions and supply runs.

"don't leave my side, alright?"

"please be careful."

"i don't want you in any danger. i cant lose you too."

you'd always protect each other in combat, even though he's like, way taller than you.

sometimes he needed a little protection though, given the fact that he only had one good lung which affected his fighting capabilities.

sometimes you would sit on his lap during car rides with his arms wrapped around you as your seatbelt.

he wouldn't care about anyone watching. he liked having everyone know you chose him of all people.

he'd tease you about your height all the time. expect a joke at least once a day.

would love hugging you from behind, just enveloping your body with his.

kisses would be so tender. he'd bend down and cup your jaw so delicately while pulling you in by the waist.

forehead kisses, temple kisses, basically just kisses all around. not much in public though, that was something he liked keeping private.

when the relationship progressed, he'd still hold out on you. but gentle wasn't all that you were.

"touch me, gally".

and he would. he would brush his fingers along your jaw, up and down your arms, and hold the side of your neck as he kissed you.

"no," you'd whispered. "gally... be rough with me"

at first, he would be hesitant. but once he saw your insistence, he'd pick you up and plant you on a table, allowing his old rougher self to take over as he kissed you, touched you, and well...

that would be how you first sleep together.

he could lift you up like you weigh absolutely nothing. you're basically like a rag-doll to him. in an innocent way. most of the time ;)

his hands are so big that they completely cover the sides of your head.

you would wear his hoodies and sweatshirts to bed. he'd love how big they were on you.

people would hold parties in the ruins of old buildings. there'd be music, bonfires, and alcohol.

gally wouldn't be able to help himself. you'd just look so beautiful in the firelight, he'd bring you somewhere secluded and take you against a wall.

these were the only times he was harsh with you and you loved it—the contrast between having someone who was lovingly gentle and sinfully rough was exhilarating.

when thomas and the others came to the last city, they were genuinely shocked by how he managed to score you.

thomas especially.

"you know about the things he's done, right?"

you instantly come to his defence.

"i know. i also know that people can change. he's not the same person you knew. he's brave and strong and the most caring man i've ever met."

gally's a bit of a snoop, so of course he 'accidentally' eavesdropped on your conversation.

"did you really mean all that? what you said to thomas."

"of course i did. i love you, you big idiot."

"i love you too... little idiot."

damn this was kinda long. my bad.

[sturnstars5]

more than a car wash- chris sturniolo

frat boy chris makes sure he washes your cat as best as he could, but does it lead to something more?

tw: fluff, maybe a little suggestive

springtime was so busy for the whole college campus. final exams were coming up soon, spring break was approaching, and for the frat houses, it was car wash season.

the pollen drove everyone crazy, their cars painted yellow with the allergy enducing dust, and the frat boys were there to clean the cars for a cheap price and a show. it was a win win for everyone.

it was chris’ favorite season especially, considering he would always insist to be the one to clean your car. he would always do it for free too. all the frat bros teased him about it, and he would try to play it off, but everyone knew he liked you.

so when you heard a knock at your dorm room’s door, it didn’t take a genius to guess who it was.

“hello?” you heard your roommate say as she opened the door. she knew chris liked you too, but never failed to express her hate for the guys in the frat house.

“yo, is y/n there?” he says nonchalantly.

“yeah, she’s coming.” she replies.

you walk up to the door, seeing chris standing with a bucket and sponge in one hand and a rag in the other. he’s only wearing shorts with his boxers peeking out and flip flops, and his signature backwards hat.

“what are you doing here, chris?” you say, already knowing what the answer is going to be.

“i was gonna wash your car, and don’t worry about payin’, it’s on me.” he says with a little wink.

“well then, go right ahead.” you say, shrugging your shoulders.

“come out with me, keep me company.” chris says, taking your wrist and pulling you along with him.

he starts with the windshield, wiping the wet sponge he’s holding over the pollen coated glass. he gets deeper into it, climbing on top of the hood of your car.

he starts to run his body up the windshield, making sure not a speck of dust is left on your car.

“so, how’s your classes goin’?” chris asks, continuing his car wash.

“they’ve been alright.” you say, not looking up from your phone.

chris doesn’t know what to say, so he moves on the the sides of your car, lathering himself and the sponge in soap while soaking the dirt off of your car.

chris is trying the hardest he ever has to make sure you watch him wash your car. the way he runs his fingers through the crevices of your windows, the way he glides his arms over the warm metal. you had to see him, right?

he glances over at you and cant stop. the way your faces scrunches up in the sunlight, the pink tint of sunburn on your cheeks, your hair slightly disheveled from the wind, he cant get enough.

chris never feels this way about girls. he usually just uses them for their bodies, only wanting a little fling with him, but you were different. chris wanted more with you.

and it’s not like you didn’t like him, who wouldn’t? he was tall enough, had a good body and cute eyes, but everyone tried to avoid the frat boys.

maybe you could give him a chance.

“you look nice in that shirt.” he says, shooting his shot.

“i have a question for ya’ chris.” you say blankly.

“mm, what is it ma?” chris says, stopping his car washing momentarily.

“did you really come over here to just wash my car, or did you want somethin’ else?”

“uh, what’re you talkin’ about?” he asks nervously.

“you know damn well what i’m talkin about.”

“alright, your cute. i like you i think, but i dunno, ive never really felt this way about anyone before. i see most girls and think of how they’d look without clothes and shit like that, but i see you as way more than that.”

you look at him with an unreadable expression.

“well damn, i get all mushy on you n’ shit and all i get is a look?”

“that’s the nicest thing i think ive ever heard you say chris.” you say, trying to change the nonchalant expression he has to a smile.

“yeah yeah, whatever.” chris rolls his eyes, revealing a little smirk.

“well thank you for the car wash chris, it’s never been cleaner.” you say, smiling ear to ear.

“do you wanna go to dinner with me tomorrow?” chris blurts out, sounding the most panicked you’ve ever heard him.

“i’d love to.” you gush.

a/n: first post of the fratboy!chris x sweetheart!reader i hope you like it!!!

[elftwink]

going to say something about writing that is not a complaint and i know it sounds exactly like someone complaining but the conclusion i have drawn is that this rules. preface over am currently "working on" (in the most generous, nebulous sense possible) an original fantasy story & i just keep finding more stuff about the world i need to decide because it feels extremely formative to me even though it will barely appear on the page, if at all

but like... just the sheer volume of communication irl that happens symbolically that you never question becomes so apparent when you try to create a world that doesn't have those things or doesn't have the conditions for such a thing to be created. writing a character wearing a wedding ring and then going wait a minute— would these people communicate marital status via ring placement? why do we do that irl? when did we start? surely thats not the only way people ever communicate marriage— what does everyone else do? and really, come to think of it, what does it mean to be 'married' in this fictional world i'm creating? is there a legal component or just a social one? should it have all the same connotations/obligations as the real world (e.g. monogamy, having children, romantic love, impact on finances, etc)?

you can do this with literally Everything In The World. what language is everyone speaking? is it the same one? how many languages are there in the region i'm writing about? is the language we're speaking anyone's second language? when did they learn? is bilingualism common? and where does everyone here live? speaking of living, is that a permanent dwelling situation or are people nomadic? what's the climate like? are all the characters here used to the climate or is someone used to ten degrees cooler and kind of short tempered because of it? the clothes are probably impacted by the weather, what's everyone wearing? what's it made out of? what would be around here that could be used for dye? help me i have a case of worldbuilders disease and its incurable. these motherfuckers are never going to finish this journey because i cant even get them on the page long enough to pack a cart. also would they use carts? when did we start having cart and carriages pulled on roads irl? if there's roads, who's maintaining them— or is it just the path from years of people travelling that way? does the terrain allow for wheeled vehicles or would some other way be better?

anyway. you may call all this a waste of time and "not technically writing" since i "havent written any prose". i think im just slow cooking this novel. oooooh im thinking about it so much. you just wait when im like 56 im going to knock your socks right off with my intricate detailed world where i thought about everything except whatever element of society you understand most deeply. that part i fucked up and clearly didn't know anything about. sorry