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*sigh* thoughts on Nintendo's botw/totk timeline shenanigans and tomfoolery?
tbh. my maybe-unpopular opinion is that the timeline is only important when a game's place on the timeline seriously informs the way their narrative progresses. the problem is that before botw we almost NEVER got games where it didn't matter. it matters for skyward sword because it's the beginning, and it matters for tp/ww/alttp (and their respective sequels) because the choices the hero of time makes explicitly inform the narrative of those games in one way or another. it matters which timeline we're in for those games because these cycles we're seeing are close enough to oot's cycle that they're still feeling the effects of his choices. botw, however, takes place at minimum 10 thousand years after oot, so its place on the timeline actually functionally means nothing. botw is completely divorced from the hero of time & his story, so what he does is a nonissue in the context of botw link and zelda's story. thus, which timeline botw happens in is a nonissue. honestly I kind of liked the idea that it happened in all of them. i think there's a cool idea of inevitability that can be played with there. but the point is that the timeline exists to enhance and fill in the lore of games that need it, and botw/totk don't really need it because the devs finally realized they could make a game without the hero of time in it.
#i really do have a love-hate relationship with this timeline#because it's FASCINATING lore. genuinely. and i think it carries over the themes of certain games REALLY well#but i also think it's indicative of a trend in loz's writing that has REALLY annoyed me for a long time#which is this intense need to cling to oot#and on a certain level i get it. that was your most successful game probably ever. and it was an AMAZING game.#and i think there's definitely some corporate profit maximization tied up in this too--oot was an insane commercial success therefore you'r#not allowed to make new games we need you to just remake oot forever and ever#and that really annoys me because it makes certain games feel disjointed at best and barely-coherent at worst.#i think the best zelda games on the market are the ones where the devs were allowed to really push what they were working with#oot. majora. botw. hell i'd even put minish cap in there#these are games that don't quite follow what was the standard zelda gameplay at their time of release. they were experimental in some way#whether that be with graphics or puzzle mechanics or open-world or the gameplay premise in its entirety. there's something NEW there#and because the devs of those games were given that level of freedom the gameplay really enforces the narrative. everything feels complete#and designed to work together. as opposed to gameplay that feels disjointed or fights against story beats. you know??#so I think that the willingness to allow botw and totk to exist independently from the timeline is good at the very least from a developmen#standpoint because it implies a willingness to. stop making shitty oot remakes and let developers do something interesting.#and yes i do very much fear that the next 20 years of zelda will be shitty BOTW remakes now#in which botw link appears and undergoes the most insane character assassination youve ever seen in your life#but im trying to be optimistic here. if botw/totk can exist outside the timeline then we may no longer be stuck in the remake death loop#and i'm taking eow as a good sign (so far) that we're out of the death loop!! because that game looks NOTHING like botw or oot.#fingers crossed!!#anyway sorry for the game dev rant but tldr timeline good except when it's bad#asks#zelda analysis
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WHY ARE YOU IN HOSPITAL ARE YOU OK???
the pig and duck excitement came for me once and for all… i knew they’d be my downfall…. they’ve done me in
KIDDING KIDDING yes i’m completely fine, thank you for your concern!! just visiting a family member :) and by that i mean watching the Paul Rudish Mickey shorts on my phone in the lobby. as one should do. BUT YES thank you anon, this actually genuinely is incredibly sweet 🥹💛💛💛
#i will relay a funny (and harmless) hospital story though here. passing mention of vomit though so look away if you’re squeamish with that#but when i was about 14-15 one time i threw up in the middle of the night and (again semi graphic mention turn away now if that bothers you#i threw up and it was red. and i was like. Oh god i’m puking up blood i’m dying#so my dad had to take me to the ER the next day ASAP and we had a bunch of tests run#i was there for 8 hours because they needed a urine sample and i could not go. so i waited for 8. HOURS#and i finally was able to go. and do you wanna know what the prognosis was#i figured it out myself. the night before i had eaten an entire bag of red hot cheetos.#i had forgotten i had eaten said bag. i didn’t puke blood at all. it was fucking cheetos#i was in the hospital 8 hours FOR CHEETOS#i also distinctly remember them playing promos for the 2016 PPG reboot in the lobby because it was right before it aired and i just kept#having to watch it over and over again#and so i always immediately associate the reboot with that.#anyway yes i am fine thank you for your concern genuinely!! and i’ll be going out with family after for a birthday weekend lunch so#all is well#anonymous#asks
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Nah, which one of you fuckers did this???
WHICH ONE OF YOU UTTER FUCKERS PUNCHED HIM IN THE EYE???
#i know damn well there are people here who would absolutely deck him#now fess up#who did it#(also i could swear the graphics have changed)#(like i swear they're smoother)#(and i SWEAR they changed snape's model to make him look a bit younger)#(the man was fucking GLOWING and he was so ridiculously pale i don't know if it was the lighting in that scene)#(but he was absolutely fucking GLOWING)#(so i guess it's canon that he does skincare)#(also i guess this game made it dubiously canon that during his years in the war he was also under a curse-sickness for a bit)#(as if everything else wasn't bad enough in his life at the time)#(also i swear the game devs have a special interest in him because the amount of references to his backstory is insane)#albus dumbledore#hogwarts mystery
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just read perhaps the most interesting kjsr fic ever where she has actual bird biology and has to soldier through the associated unpleasantries (eggbinding) and now i'm researching avian reproduction. kjsr the things you make me do
#sev.screams#the fic is called 'shells' by birdzilla and esmereldablazingsky on ao3! highly highly recommend checking it out#ALTHOUGH please mind the tags because the fic does go into somewhat specific detail about the effects of being eggbound#so if ur not sure if u can stomach medically graphic content then perhaps give this one a pass#i read it as platonic shogun/sara (shogun is here too) and it was great from that angle too#the authors captured the dynamic between shogun/sara excellently and in the way i've always seen it#ei is there as well because where the shogun goes ei goes (she doesn't have a choice lmao) but ei was well written too#overall excellent piece of work that i cannot rec enough but again; mind the tags#anyway. back to researching vents and cloacas and egg formation hsdfkhk
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FLU GAME: ✨PART 2✨
hey, not my fault i love this song!
part 1
#real story: i spent so much time making this and when i saved it says “a file with this name already exist”#biggest bamboozle of my life#but it's so nice and my first one didn't do well anyway so here is another one for flu game fans#but i actually do really really really like this song#oh and if you're wondering why it has painted elements this time it's because i found my drawing pen#end of story#fob#fall out boy#poster design#smfs#lyrics#poster#graphic design#fob smfs#flu game#so much for stardust
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under the bad influence
#okay okay so as I said after his deal with the New God and endless encounters with demons Tobias starts to slowly become a demon himself#so this is Tobias on the later stages of the process when he is so deeply under the Demon's influence that he starts to change physically#constant nosebleeds get more and more difficult to control because of how much the Demon plays with Tobias's brain#(almost constantly being inside his head)#also religious stuff already leaves physical marks on Tobias's body as well (but he is still wearing his cross)#soooo yeahhhh anyway here he is :)#horror art#graphic art#artists on tumblr#original characters#my art#Tobias tag
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#Curt Wild#Jack Fairy#Ewan McGregor#Micko Westmoreland#Velvet Goldmine#AGAIN FASCINATING#he's more casually dressed here and less made up and more emotive#which for him - like it's subtle but it's there#he's actually fidgeting just a little bit#pensive and does not want to be there and does not want them asking Curt about Brian because Curt is still Going Through It#they may as well have put (no comment) under his graphic#so many things I want context for#were they ambushed at this shitty diner or was this a prearranged meeting? neutral ground for bad business?
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it's not if, but when resi.dent evil 5 gets a remake, they'd better leave the part in where excella is hitting on wesker and he sensually pulls her in by the chin only to chuck her face away from him.
#i watch that scene and actually wince for her tbh lmfao#new year new graphics ft. wesker because he's one of my favs#and they won't be half assed either uwu#fun part of graphic making is looking for what you want to use#especially the animated scenes and RE does it well#i don't like re5 only because i disagree with... a lot of things#and i hope they make it better in the remake#because what a waste of a good villain who has been here since the beginning of the games >:/#the RE nostalgia is real rip#* ⟢ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ━ ( clench your asshole super tight & scream it from your heart )
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Updated my Inquisitor because mods, also wanted to see how she would look in the Veilguard graphics and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god
#solas can you fight#on another note how great was I here lmfao she looks exactly right#maybe a few small details differ but it's because of the graphics I think#anyway LOOK at her#dai#dragon age inquisition#inquisitor lavellan#gwin plays inquisition#gwin still misses veilguard like a motherfucker#edit to add she wasn't a ginger before but shit she might as well be
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Between Us Girls by @dallonwrites
Devon’s the new girl running the Duck Pond game, who won’t talk to us. She doesn’t want us knowing she’s here, that she loves funnel cake and uses tampons. We think she’s sweet and wonder how she ended up at a funfair – something we never ask about ourselves. One by one, we help her out. Jeannette cleans off the slushy a child flung at her. Zara rubs her back whenever she pukes beer. Ro keeps telling her, don’t believe Avery from the Orbiter if he gushes about your starry eyes. We help because that’s what us girls do; we check each other’s payslips and hound at Jerry whenever it’s wrong; we guard bathroom stalls, share ibuprofen, check each other’s breasts for lumps.
i have a little 718 word flash piece about a gay girlhood between funfair workers in milk candy review!! a litmag that i love so much and is full of gorgeous flash/micro pieces, such an honor to be amongst them! i also did a 2 question interview about the piece which you can read here <3
We tell her about our childhood bedrooms: Ro who misses how moonlight sheened through her pink bed canopy even if it felt like sleeping in a fly trap, Jeanette who used to drink beer out of her dance trophies; Zara who carved blocky dinosaurs onto her vanity, Maxie who shared with her brother until one day they couldn’t and didn’t understand why. We tell her about the fathers who never looked at us or looked too much, the mothers who miss us or the idea of us girls, us dolly ribboned daughters
#truly don't have the time + inspo to make a fun graphic/web weave i just wanted these two excerpts in the post#boosts r appreciated because it's a small litmag run by one person and i want to boost them!#i cant even remember what my tags are for publication posts LOL well here it is!
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Annatars shit paradigms please! 🙏
As expected, Annatar rolls his eyes but does it anyway. Celebrimbor watches, fascinated, while his shape changes the slightest bit: ears at a slightly different angle, half an inch extra height, even a little bit of roundness in the chest. That’s intriguing. Celebrimbor gives him a quick kiss, just to feel the slightly different angle, and then starts working on getting a closer look. Annatar is helpfully not wearing a great deal, because he likes to disrespect the concept of safety gear as blatantly as possible.
#gem writes#silvergifting#aran morinorea#annatars shit paradigms#my 'elves are barely sexually dimorphic at all' agenda#why am i doing forcefem nonsense if theyre barely sexually dimorphic?#because its hot and also like. humans aren't that much more distinct than this#were getting weird about gender in here#ALSO i am well aware that in order to write good pornography i first have to write bad pornography#but somehow it feels a million times worse to post something i dont think is perfect if anyone involved is naked#and there really is no point to this one unless it gets Graphic#so i still have not actually decided if it is going to get posted at all!
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Im sorry, I lied, we aren't watching Netflix tonight. Let me tell you my ideas for an Amulet by Kazu Kibuishi rewrite
Lemme start with wasted character potential #1, mother herself, Karen.
The reason
It is not common at all in fantasy books for parents to participate in their children's adventures. For obvious reasons, really: parents would not allow their kids to be put in any danger, thus it is easier for them to not appear in the story at all, or even be the thing that the kids are chasing after in the first place.
That last one is exactly what happens in book 1, Karen is kidnapped and the kids need to save her. But unlike other stories, where "saving mom" is the end goal, Emily and Navin end up saving Karen in book 2 out of 9. And not only that, Karen insists on staying with her children in Alleida until they finish what they started.
Let me explain why this is so important, aside from the general subversion of the genere: Amulet, at its core, is a tale of grief. A family rattled by the tragic and horrific death of a father. The three of them are broken, in many different ways, but they insist on staying together no matter what.
If the topic was tackled properly, this could have been a story that explored all the different facets of grief and how a family tries to overcome its hurt. How you can rebuild yourself up from what may appear as the bottom of a well if you reach out for those who love you for support. How you don't need to suffer alone.
With Karen, this could have been especially interesting. If Kazu hadn't based his story on the idea of "kids parenting their parents", an interesting point could've been made. After all, Karen shouldn't rely on her kids to provide her emotional support at such a young age. She could, however, learn to open up about her pain to make them understand that they are not alone, while she also makes her own connections to the world around her.
So. How exactly would I do that?
Focus a little bit on Karen's past. Make her have a personality and purpose outside of "Mom"
Give Karen her own storyline and character arc paralel yet separate from her kids
Focus on Karen's own grief and loss, how she has carried the burden of her guilt for so many years, yet put on a front of strength for the sake of her kids.
The Idea
Just as Emily is "The Stonekeeper" and Navin is "The Recistence's Leader", Karen should also have a role. Personally, I decided to give her that of "The Messenger".
Karen, in the books, has been characterized in a way I can only describe as stereotypically "motherly": she's caring, understanding, and tries to offer support whenever she can. She might not be very open in the begining, but once she talks with a character a bit more she has been shown to become more trusting. These ideas are not expanded upon any more, so we dob't really get much information about her character aside from that.
I, personally, chose to take that idea and reshape it into Karen being the more "friendly/comunicative" of the group. Although yes, Navin is shown to be more charismatic, there is something to be said about friendship that is formed due to a building up of trust over time.
As a result, I have come up with the following concept:
Karens journey is one in which she learns to rely on other friends for help, that she doesn't need to carry her burdens and face the world on her own while putting on a mask for her children.
On the other hand, Karen also learns that her children are growing up, and they will need to know that they are not alone either. It is her job as their mother to teach this to them.
And in my opinion, the best way this could be potrayed was if Karen started writing to those she met on this journey. Sharing their experiences with those they left behind, communicating the situation in far away nations to others. Being the conection between locations.
And so, in the end, when the battle is about to start, she writes one last message to those old friends, asking for support in the conflict, thinking that she will recieve no answer. Only to be then met the following evening with entire towns worth of troops waiting to help.
Because Karen may not have powerful magic. Or the knowledge to pilot entire ships. But she does have the written word and the ability of forming conections. And that power, sometimes, is as strong as an entire army.
#amulet series#amulet graphic novel#Karen Hayes#im sorry if this barely makes any sense#its 2 am here and im dying of sleep deprivation#but it was worth it tbh#i didn't know where to add this one so i'll add it here:#Karen in this version is a journalist because it fits really well with this storyline I feel like#i like to think she inhereted it from Silas
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❕ BLORBO CHECKPOINT ❕
you have stumbled across an official nekomamiiz blorbo checkpoint. think of your fave, answer in the tags or however you like and then continue on your adventure (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭ ♡
which blorbo is currently floating around in your brain?
how did you two meet?
any fun date plans tonight?
a movie you two watch together religiously?
favorite meal to cook together?
if you play video games, what is your favorite to play together?
lastly, who said “i love you” first?
thank you for participating in this checkpoint ! rb's and tags are encouraged ♡ hope you had fun :)
#okiiee here we gooo#am i crazy for saying kuroo sjdjfk#we met at PT for our own sport related injuries (mine bc dance and nerve damage) (his because of a vb injury from the university club)#sadly it ended both of our sport careers so we bonded over having to shift our sights on what to do next#anyway we met in third year of university#it’s karaoke night at the local bar and we never miss an opportunity to embarrass ourselves in front of our friends#(even tho kuroo sings very well and hides his talent from the public. at home he’s singing show tunes in the shower with me)#probably the LOTR trilogy. one year for halloween i went as frodo and he went as strider (AS A JOKE) and we won the costume contest#he jokingly calls me a halfling because i am waaay shorter than him#we love our fish (dha and all that sksjshak) but he really loves when i cook food from my country#he LOVES plátano and gallo pinto (really giving it away with that one lol)#i’m not much of a gamer but when i’m feeling it you can catch us playing halo or cod (he was a young boy in the early 2000’s)#(so i think halo would be something he liked to play as a kid)#left 4 dead was my favorite zombie fps game when i was younger so we'll probably try it out togehter at some point#any mario game we absolutely go crazy for and i think his guilty pleasure would be playing animal crossing with me#we kinda said i love you at the same time. after a walk home we just sorta blurt it out and we really jinxed each other#‘i love you’ we say at the same time ‘well shit now we won’t know who really said it first’#type of thing#dividers by @/saradika-graphics#izzy’s blog games
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you can tell i have no idea how to play sims anymore because this whole time i had edge smoothing turned on and was none the wiser to it.
#i'm sitting here like why isnt my dof dofing#thinking i had it on a light setting or something#unti i checked my game graphics#and my AO wasn't on either LOL#but it wasn't obvious to me because my game and screenshots still looked good#shout out to my pc#i dead forgot i had to turn that shit off for reshade to work properly#ah well
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ok i need to know if im an idiot
my tablet was just complaining it was cold and said that its charging slower until its a normal temperature. and like it makes SENSE that coldness could damage computers but still before this id never heard of it. obviously i knew about overheating but not underheating
#my tablet was also dead and yk how when stuffs dead and it needs to complain about like. the charger not being in right#it does it in vague graphics instead of words#well the graphic here was a thermometer in a yellow warning triangle#which makes sense#EXCEPT#the thermometer was MOSTLY FULL and RED#which WHAT THE FUCK you are going to make people break their phone because they think it needs be colder when in fact it needs to be less!!!#anyway#poll#polls
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is that. is that an alnst theme. how about you just plan my funeral for me at this point 😞 (it's looks so good though) also. luka as imaginary was a diabolical move why did you have to do that
IT IS!! thank you :) also. 1. imaginary man curse. 2. luka = piss yellow = imaginary. i wish i had a more lore-based reason for picking it but that was actually just my first thought. & in the early stages of making the graphic, when i was trying to make the colors cohesive (which i gave up on in favor of Matching Hoyo ™️), i figured that the color wouldn’t clash with him. but it also stuck because i felt like none of the other types fit
#letters#SORRY FOR YAPPING. but here is more:#i also started making a lc graphic and because that shows the path i picked nihility#subject to change. but i think that feels fitting. wild card path. with debuffs. offensive but subtly. yeah.#he could even be a dot unit i think.#also saw an analysis that mentions that part of luka’s tactic is to take away what makes the other person special rather than—#do anything unique himself to stand out. so again. debuffs core#i almost went “first imaginary nihility!” oops. sorry welt#i also thinkk purely off of vibes ivan would be physical.#harmony would be funny considering i’ve seen people say “ivan was made to love but not to be loved”#but i’m not THAT mean.#<- purely thinking about playable paths btw. the only characters with their playable paths needing to match their lore paths are emanators#so i’m just thinking. vibes wise. for playable#“Deals outstanding amounts of damage and possesses great survivability.”#well. damage is right. can’t say the same about survivability though. so not destruction! sorry ivan#i’ll think about a path for him later if i get around to making a banner graphic. kind of feeling hunt though maybe#i think till would be fire. again not sure about path though
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