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megyulmi · 11 months ago

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Yuuji's very first trip to Akiba* with Megumi (from the korean ver. of jjk light novel <逝く夏と還る秋>):

[Oh my, Fushiguro. The game centres are everywhere.]

[Because it is Akiba.]

[Oh my, Fushiguro. The maids keep grabbing me.]

[Well, it is Akiba.]

[Oh my~! Fushiguro! Is that an adult game? Isn't that an adult game billboard? Oh no! Is that allowed? On such a massive scale... What should I do? I am a minor; what if I get in trouble?]

*Akihabara, also called Akiba, is a shopping neighborhood in the Chiyoda ward of Tokyo.

[I am glad you came with me. It is complicated around here, so I feel like I am going to get lost.]

#the amount of times i have read the first chapter...#it is just pure delight.#i was feeling nostalgic so thought i would translate and share in case someone else was in need of it.#and these are my favourite bits along with megumi complaining but giving into yuuji's every request in the end...#their bickering when playing the arcade game brings me utter joyㅜㅜ #apologies for the terrible translations howeverㅜㅜ translating is not my forte.............#also... i have no idea what the english title of the novel is..........#itadori yuuji #fushiguro megumi #itafushi #fushiita #jjk #t: 떠나가는 여름과 돌아오는 가을 #oh and in the first line yuuji literally says: [there is as many game centre as there is a convenience store.]#but it sounded weird...

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injuries-in-dust · 4 months ago

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Weird and wonderful compilation of strange bird noises.

#bird #birds #funny #cute #wild #weird #bird noises #bird sounds #spooky #scary #nature is beautiful #nature is weird #nature is wild

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mercurio-shadowz · 5 months ago

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shadow is a gay parrot: the comic

(Y'ALL I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO TITLE THIS I'M SORRY LMAO)

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #sonadow #sonic the hedgehog fanart #sonic x shadow #sonic x shadow fanart #shadow #sonic #sonic fanart #rouge the bat #cream the rabbit #amy rose #amy the hedgehog #lol that sounds so weird #saying amy the hedgehog feels like saying winnie the bear. like no bro that's a pooh #f you talking about #mercurio draws

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baobei-bu · 8 months ago

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Clan head!Gojo

#gojo x you #gojo x reader #gojo smut #gojo satoru #jjk fanart #english is not my first language if anything sounds weird im sorry pls pretend it makes sense #gojo satoru smut

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acorviart · 1 year ago

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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing #except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this #there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately #and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace #except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs

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batcavescolony · 1 year ago

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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

#katniss everdeen #the hunger games trilogy #the hunger games #primrose everdeen #hunger games #batcavescolony reads the hunger games #suzanne collins #'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl #and this isn't negative just bffr girl #your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is #old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU #...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in #CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the #reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously #shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent #so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to #district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie #and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give #them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like #some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12 #cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact #that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good #these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the #hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to #comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but #of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.

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happyheidi · 9 months ago

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#wet vibes #green vibes #wet green vibes? sounds … weird #green wet vibes #no it doesn’t work #green water vibes #there we go #cottagecore #nature #rain #rain aesthetic #naturecore #green aesthetic #flowers #flowercore #photography #water #stones #moodboard

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returntosunder · 2 months ago

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Not sure if you do requests, but...

If you don't mind, I would love a little Body Swap between Ink, Blue, and Dream. Cause I think it would be funny.

This was very silly to draw ty for the request

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kurooangel · 5 months ago

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which haikyuu boys would go crazy for a girl that LOVES to suck cock? and how would they react if she was eager to do it anytime he wanted head? :3

₊˚⊹ good girl .ᐟ

content: smut. timeskip!haikyuu. oral m!receiving. pet names.

featuring: oikawa toru 𖦹 tsukishima kei 𖦹 ushijima wakatoshi 𖦹 kozume kenma. ۶ৎ

AN: ahhhh I found this so hard to choose just a few. tysm for your req!!

★ oikawa toru .ᐟ

his mind goes wild when you run your tongue over his length. his eyes roll back and his hand goes immediately to your cheek to cup it while you look at him with those damn foxy eyes. he never felt so happy before, he has to recall on his mind the whole argentinian football team to not finish because it's way too much for him. you're so eager to take him in your mouth and he can't resist your pretty face, and after that, he's all yours. messi, dibu martínez, shit im going to cum, julian álvarez...

★ tsukishima kei .ᐟ

he gets so cocky when you suck his dick, especially because of how much you want to do it. he loves to tease you, but deep down, he is at your mercy. of course, you'll never know that. "such a good girl. c'mon, take a bit more of my dick" tsuki says, husky voice as he pulls your hair and sinks his hardness a bit deeper inside your mouth. your swollen lips surrounding his dick as your tongue circles around it while your split runs down your chin. it's the best feeling of your life.

★ ushijima wakatoshi .ᐟ

he gulps when you start kissing his abs. is a thing he got used to with the time, but at first, at the beginning of your intimacy together, surprised him. you're always so eager to have him in your mouth, and he groans when you finally take him. the warmth of your mouth surrounding his hardness while he caresses your hair and mumbles praises for you. he gets so lost in pleasure when you're sucking his dick, just as you. your eyes are blank and you moan against his cock, vibrations making it twist and grow harder in your mouth. he'll never get tired.

★ kozume kenma .ᐟ

he is focused on his game, but he cannot resist your pretty eyes pleading for him to let you suck his dick. "I swear I won't be loud, you won't even notice I'm under your desk" you whine, already kneeling down and between his legs. he sighs and nods, a small smile in his face. "fine" he groans when you lick all his length, from the base to the tip, biting his lower lip as he caresses your cheek.

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hawkpartys · 22 days ago

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help people on the last post being like "who is possibly having drama on iNaturalist" buddy you have no idea. every single corner of that website is mired in drama that you cant even imagine. every identifier leaderboard is regularly having hatfield and mccoy level schisms. there are published experts getting into heated arguements dozens of comments long under a bad cellphone photo of a snake. every power user has a list of at least 3 other users who they would physically fight in an instant given the opportunity.

you took a bunch of people who are all insanely intense about extremely niche topics and put them in the same website, what did you expect? its a miracle we stop long enough to identify anything

and we're still not as bad as bugguide

#inaturalist #i know this makes rhe website sound scary but trust me #you only get involved in the drama if you choose to #the experts and power users are all far too busy hitting eachother with steel chairs #to bother casual users #but yeah theres a lot of drama. we make weird memes abt it #and this isnt even getting into the moderator drama #hawk noises

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miseria-fortes-viros · 2 months ago

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many of you lack basic morbid curiosity and it shows. fuck whimsy where’s your sense of adventure. where’s your desire to delve into the unexplored. where’s your fucking bravery

#i don’t think i would like x it sounds weird. ok. ya boring #barbi.txt #greatest hits

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clownmitts · 8 months ago

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could you draw Momo and Okarun getting married?

Cool couples don't look at explosions or whatever

#boom clap the sound of my heart #drawing okarun with that hairstyle is so weird i hope you can still tell its him #momo ayase #ken takakura #okarun #momokarun #dandadan

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franeridart · 2 years ago

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more dragon

#my sketches #one piece #monkey d luffy #monkey d dragon #monkey d garp #real talk and jokes aside i think dragons childhood with garp wasn’t all that bad #since he actually was a marine at some point right so he must have at the very least respected garp #garps way of raising a kid that actually wanted to be a marine must have been somewhat different too #all in all i think leaving luffy to garp wouldn’t sound like such a weird thought to dragon ??#i get why hed go there i mean #garp tho……………..#what was that man even thinking………………….

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damianito · 2 months ago

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Gorgus dangerous woman ♡

|COMMISSIONS OPEN!!|

#fanart #artist on tumblr #bsd #bungou stray dogs #文スト #Kouyou Ozaki #Ozaki Kouyou #bsd kouyou #Im struggling people. Not because of art #But because my laptop broke #I am having to use a old laptop. Im talking wndow 7 old...#Life been fucking my ass with a chainsaw but we keep going #Please if you can donate to my Ko-fi or commission me i would appreciate it greatly #I will open a new slot for doodle like chibis for $3 dlls see if i can get something #At least a funny bit of this thing is that i have to send my process on a chat with my boyfriends to check colors #cause color pixels are so different from old computers to current ones lemme tell ya that #fucking me up but my beloveds are having fun seeing my coloring process as i go insane /pos #I have other pieces coming up too. Haven't post them cause im in a weird mental state but i will post them between this weeks or days #My Chuuya plushie is what's keeping me going #I know i sound insane but im stable. Trust

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psin314 · 6 months ago

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poor Spite deserves some love too ❤️ (also love ur art sm its sososo good)

of course he does hehe. so here's a little kiss on the cheek. and... candles eating. 🗿never do this guys okay

also some thoughts on my spite x rook (ppffffhhhtffpf spook). im sorry my fellow horny spite enjoyers but it's not my cup of tea. spite's just a little very supportive guy. i dont think he really understands all the things rook and lucanis do to each other but he feels and sees that it makes them both happier so he's like nice👍👍. rook likes to give him forehead and cheek kisses tho.

#asks #dragon age #datv #dragon age rook #spite dragon age #lucanis dellamorte #rookanis #murat de riva #my oc #murat is like a dad\older brother who allows you to do weird and dangerous stuff #not cus he doesnt care but cus he will keep an eye on you #and also this shit sounds funny af lets do it

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karta-ri · 4 months ago

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more twitter doodles of the study buddies

#jayvik #i do not think arcane herald purrs i think he sounds like a laptop fan maybe mostly he is silent and he makes those weird vrrr sounds #when he moves #very scary very unnerving #i think he can cast headache on ppl #cool if i turn the page? as if viktor hasnt read the whole book with his biblical angel eyes already #beimg polite as a charade to ignore the tension #i got THE kindest ask ive ever gotten in like years of blogging abt s1jayve/arcane herald #and it made me like soooo happy OP I PROMISE ILL REPLY IM DRAWING SO #METHING FOR YOU :’’’))) 💕

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