#but. if not. were cooked

[cl4mbulanc3plustwo]

dude i need you to euthanize me

[tootkin-goblin]

Just remembered, as I was cooking some potato, about that time I went on holidays at my (now ex) girlfriend's grandma and met her whole family on this side.

All of them, the uncles, the aunts, the cousins of all age and gender, all of them told me about the legendary mashed potato that the grandma does. How good it is, how they can't reproduce it, and how the grandma has never told the recipe to anyone ever. A mystery, a secret she's going to take to the grave!

And like, it's a very good mashed potato. The recipe is simple, you boil some big potato, then you mash them with salt, pepper, herbes de Provence (a mix used almost everywhere in the south of france made of rosemary, oregano, thyme, basil, chervil, tarragon, bay leaf, fennel, marjoram, sage, and wild thyme), a good chunk of butter and a dollop of olive oil.

I know because she was very happy to show me how it's done when I, alone, went to help her in the kitchen (:

[akanemnon]

Let's even the odds!

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[chialattea]

POV: it’s 4AM. You’re the crew’s chef and you hear noise in the kitchen

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Went to rummage sale and found Big Pot. Also found a working 1970s food processor for $4!

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa made her suit for the FNAF mimic..

[lotus-pear]

retuning to my roots w purelily ouuhhh i miss whitelily sm ep 11 needs to bring her back 😭

[astrozure]

mutuamente

[mishkakagehishka]

Why do you people keep talking about "tumblr's aging userbase" on posts talking about like. Opening the utensils drawer and doing the dishes and shit. Tumblr's never-helped-with-chores-as-a-child userbase

[sweetandglovelyart]

My response to the Nintendo Direct

[dear-ao3]

remember everyone. soup does not have to be hard to make. soup saves my ass at least three times a week. you don’t even need broth. and you can make it single serve. in like 15 minutes.

get some water put it in a pot. add a little bit of bullion or use broth if you have it. (one jar of bullion lasts me like months you don’t need a lot) add to that whatever the hell you want. soy sauce. oyster sauce. black vinegar. sesame oil. hoisin sauce. garlic powder. onion powder. salt and pepper. want it spicy? add chili flakes or oil or smoked paprika. literally whatever you have floating around in the cabinet or fridge will do. don’t forget! add something sweet (sugar honey maple syrup etc) to balance out the salt.

let it get hot. add in some vegetables. again, literally anything. whatever you got. can be frozen stuff. onions. corn. peas. edamame. broccoli. carrots. green beans. mushrooms. literally whatever. put in something with protein. tofu. meat of some sort.

wait until it boils. add some noodles. any kind of noodles. cook until the noodles are soft.

top with whatever you want. and there you have it. soup.

[fermentedgutz]

dude what’re these random cats doing in my gravity falls!! get out!!!!

[werebatzsblog]

finally rendered that bbno$ jayvik

[justwantswafflefries]

They kiss in episode 5, trust me guys. My mom is Gooseworx

Seriously though, we are gonna be eating so good with this episode.

[screwpinecaprice]

The beach is a giant frying pan

[blu-ish]

sonic doodle turned into him fumbling an interview by being gay 💙