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"It's thirsty Thursday, bitches!"
#prepare for trouble || in character#make it double || kojiro speaks#alcohol tw#//fancy win.e is apparently too strong for him XD#c.rack#//also uncertain if he even realizes what he's gotten himself into
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Prompt #2,039
"I usually end up with some sort of mental sidekick in these situations. So, can I get a name?"
"I – what – I – my name's Headmate A, but you can't just – what the hell do you mean by that?! Am I not the first – uh – whatever you've had in your head before?!"
#nightmare#plural system#pluralgang#plurality#pluralprompt#prompt blog#prompt#dialogue#intrasystem communication#internal communication#egg carton#but it's sl.owly c.racking!
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|| i think the funniest part of all of this is that neth and katya DO NOT LIKE EACH OTHER already KJDSHKJHDSKJDS
#( this is why it must be c.rack....bc p.uck would be a dead man if this all happened in the same universe JKHDSKJHDKSJSD )#▍⪻ ⚔︎ ◤ ;ooc ◢
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y'got it? 🤠
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤnope . 🤠
#untodeath#( ;; LMFAOSFNDSLKJGHSDG. )#( ;; i can't even tag me as c.rack bc they actually said this. )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.
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When Erica creeps out her window, she sits on the rooftop and stares at the stars for hours. A deep inhale. The rain will be here soon. A familiar scent fills her nose, head tilted slightly to the side, only to feel a warm pair of hands place a coat around her shoulders as Delico sits beside her. A word didn't need to be spoken. He's here. He's here for her. Roslyn by Bon Iver plays softly in the background of her room a few ways away, but she doesn't care. Delico's chin rests softly on her hair and Erica finds herself fluttering her eyes shut. Peace, if only for a moment. "No one's going to hurt you, not while I'm here." "I know."
Worick places a box on her kitchen table, a smug grin forming on his lips, as if he were hiding something mischievous. Bellatrix stares at him with a quirked brow, her heels clacking on the floor from her bedroom to her kitchen, black painted nails tapping on the cardboard as she curiously opens the box, only to reveal... a phallus shaped stuffie with a kawaii smile, blushing and all. Beretta's blue eyes flicker upward and stared at him with a blank expression, looking down then look at him again, before she begins laughing loudly, her cackles echoing through the wide open space and her fingertips brushing her long black tresses and the other hand covering her mouth. Worick parrots back in chuckles, genuinely amused, but even more enamored with the way she laughed. He could tell she hasn't been like this in a while. "Yeah, I figured you'd like it, he's your new buddy." he chuckles lightheartedly as Bellatrix slaps him lightly on the shoulder before tossing the stuffie at him. "去你的, get the FUCK out of my face!" she laughs, her courtesan composure is gone if only for a minute, something he rarely sees, something she likely reserves for the people she truly, genuinely loves. And that was enough for him.
Minimi's shoulders rolled as he inhales, before exhaling, staring at the other Corsicans present before his tattooed hands clasp together at the sight of Bernardo Corsica in the corner of the room, with a pink croptop on. "Why am I here and who brought the twink." he deadpans, his one seeing eye staring at his former boss, waiting for an explanation. Not that he particularly cared as a vincian persay but, one, he came her fully dressed as an oyabun of the local yakuza should be, and two, why the fuck was Bernardo here when he had no clear ranking? Grandson privileges, probably. Uranos dismisses his complaints with a wave of his hand, before Bernardo clapped his hands once together. "Me, I brought myself here because I'm a jack of all trades!" If there was ever a time that there was an imaginary camera of life, Masaru would probably be staring into one right now. From a few seats away from him Svetlana's hand slides down her face with a soft groan, "Let's just... please get on with it." she mutters underneath her breath when right beside her Maverick seemed like she was staring into nothing - flat effect, probably - showing no emotion other than biting the inside of her lip, a display of mild amusement intertwined with annoyance. "Oui, s'il vous plait. For my sanity." she murmurs quietly. I'm here for you. He's known her for years at this point. Sig shifts from beside her, lollipop in mouth as her tongue encircles it, "Yeah, let's get this shitshow on the road, Mr. C!" Colt dips his head in agreement. "Yes." he agrees, saying nothing else, though his expression said it all: I don't wanna be here, get me the fuck out of here. Beretta flutters her lashes from beside Uranos, "Victor, sweetling," she coos, turning her head slightly to the older man, "get the blueprint!!" "Yes, ma'am." From the doorway, Georgiana smokes from her cigar, unamused by all this, mutters under her breath. "Sometimes it feels like I'm the only sane one here..."
#arcana.writes#fictives.#delico abaddonato.#erica abaddonato.#bellatrix belladonna / beretta.#worick arcangelo.#this is mostly shitpost writing but i& couldnt get it outta my& head so lmao#think of the last two as like. a c.rack scenario but at the same time smth that def could've happened or an abridged series or smth idk LOL#hitoshi masaru / minimi.#bernardo corsica.#svetlana morozova nikolaeva.#marie estelle claire / maverick.#sigrid viktoria / sig.#hitoshi sora / colt.#victor corsica.#georgiana corsica.
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@dethqveen @dreamlandsystem
MY GOD WHAT HAVE I FOUND XD
I'm not sorry for having you know this exists XD
#DFGHJKRRYUIJUV HELP IM& C.RACKING UP & TEARS ARE IN MY& EYES THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY#crack.#kirby.#fictives.#simy.#this me& n u 🥺💕✨#hal.
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adam: king provider of mixed signals
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hey arthur want to come and get spooked (go see ghosts) with me
❝ hey there isaak ! thanks for askin’ , really appreciate the offer . that sounds like the worst idea you could ever offer me ! i’m gon’ have to pass ! one time i saw a ghost in the swamps and i got so scared i nearly shat my pants ! had to put up the pause menu to take a breather ! i got no shit left in me to scare ! ❞
( he will go see ghosts with isaak . when do they leave ? )
#ilmourne#( ;; can't read my c.rack in anything other than r.oger's voice. )#( ;; chat is it over for me. )#╰ ゜in character. * answered.#╰ ゜crack. * the pines often whisper what no tongue can tell.
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WHASSAT MEAN ?
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[ ➥ short king👑😘 ] slurs aint shit baby, as long as u pay me u can call me whatever u want~ [ ➥ short king👑😘 ] wait what [ ➥ short king👑😘 ] u fr gave a duck 3 dicks?? omg ahahaha
[ Duck Hater ] Haha! No thanks, I'll pass. Thank you.
[ Duck Hater ] It's not a slur or anything.
[ Duck Hater ] Oh ho SHIT. It worked!
#angel ⊹ 𝑖𝑐 ⋯♡⋯╰ αƒтєяℓιƒє σƒ тнє ραяту ╮#crack ⊹ 𝑖𝑐 ⋯♡⋯╰ вσσzу ƒℓσσzу ƒℓαѕнιηg ℓιgнт ╮#// lbr this shit is c.rack th.read territory at this point esdfgthyj
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" if anyone tells shoto about santa, they're spending christmas in the brig. WITHOUT sato's cookies! "
#she's determined what can i say#alskdjfnb#m: ochako uraraka#who protects the heroes? / ochako uraraka.#oops i did it again. / dash comm.#c.rack tag#SHE WILL GO FERAL IF U RUIN THIS FOR HIM
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@hellcab ― [ prompt ] "Here's a romantic partner! A trashcan! You two were made for each other!"
— ˖ ✦ * — “...Jeez, man, who hurt you?”
#hellcab#inbox × 𝖔𝖔𝖈 — ˖ ✦ * ˗ˏˋ𝒕𝒓𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒓𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅ˎˊ˗#adam × 𝖎𝖈 — ˖ ✦ * ˗ˏˋ𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒇𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒔ˎˊ˗#crack.//#// is this c.rack? idk man
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⋯♥⋯ “ I will moan if you don’t shut the fuck up. ”
#⋯⋯ ᴄᴏຕє αηɗ ᴘƖαу╰♥╮open#⋯⋯ ѕᴛɪƖєᴛᴛᴏ ѕєƖғ ᴠєηɗєᴛᴛα╰♥╮angel#*/ i'd tag this as c.rack but tbh it's not. lmao
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"When I said I'd take you in, I meant it."

“I,,, have a dad now??? Shit-“
“Hell yeah!! He’s my ACTUAL bro now~!!”
#Through many battles/I have been tested/I’ve never failed/Never have been bested || Toshinori Yagi#Are you excited?/Because now’s the time to go || Dash Commentary#chxrgebxltmeltdown#We'll be the best we can be/To inspire everybody triumphantly || Denki Kaminari#I’m taking your precious beansprout on a weekend field trip/Possibly against his will! || Crack#//a hint of actual pl.ot but still mostly c.rack XD#//the plans someday...#//I nommm#refrxctedprism
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⋯⋯⋯ “ For fuck’s sake― ” He’s frantically pacing around the foyer, nose scrunched and hands fidgeting. “ Do you not hear that? That‒ That honking? It’s driving me batshit! ”
Oh no, oh no, he’s on his way towards a window. Stop him before he―
. . . Nevermind.
“ HEY ASSHOLES! ” Five’s leaned out the window, shouting out into the street. “ A little SILENCE, PLEASE? I’m TRYING to figure out how to SAVE THE WORLD! ”
open to anyone!
#𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃.// “ 𝑖'𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 „ ⊹ [ five ]#// is this even c.rack? idk but i'll tag it anyway lmao#𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃.// “ 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑜𝑥 𝑝𝑠𝑦𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑠 „ ⊹ [ crack ]#𝐅𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐃.// “ 𝑔𝑜𝑛𝑛𝑎 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 „ ⊹ [ open ]
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y’all jasper at three am is peak madlad conspiracy theorist. like if you’re his best friend, you’re waking up to like 50 texts, a full paragraph each, going in depth as to why octopi are gonna like take over the world or something
#// this is simultaneously c.rack AND c.anon. sorry j.asper's besties <3#𝟘𝟝𝟙。⌜ʙᴇʜɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴇɴᴇs⌟ ∘ ° 。dust#𝟘𝟝𝟙。⌜ғʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ ᴅᴀʀᴋ⌟ ∘ ° 。canon(s)#// d.on//t r.eb//og
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