#calderess hc

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Agatha fumbled so bad when she saw Lilia that, within the two minutes of meeting her, she spilled her most guarded secret

[liliapleasesteponme]

LITHARIO HEADCANONS !!

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Lilia often prefers to let out quiet moans and light praise but when she's really horny she"ll get louder

Rio is a talker. She definitely likes to talk her other through sex, agatha definitely has a voice kink from rio doing this and just whenever lilia speaks

Agatha is a grunter. She grunts. Deep moans and grunting

Agatha and rio are WAY more kinky than lilia but don't think she's not up for trying whatever they have in mind

Punishments always go in circles because first, rio had sex with lilia without agatha and she got jealous so she punishes rio for making her jealous, then lilia punishes agatha for being 'immature' about it, then when lilia tells rio to apologise and she won't she gets punished too

Neither of them have the power to punish lilia

Sometimes if lilia isn't in the mood, agatha and rio will just fuck while lilia is reading a book next to them

Agatha has a HUGE mommy kink (we all know why) but it manifests more with lilia than with rio. She calls lilia mommy or sometimes mama outside of sex aswell because it makes her feel safe and she's happy to know that someone loves her enough to accept that title

I think agatha calls rio either mami or my love and during punishments its 'slut' or 'brat'

Brat tamer agatha who looks down at rio and says 'aww wheres all that bratty attitude gone now ?'

Agatha and rio who always fight to be the one in lilias arms because they crave her validation since she's the matriarch of the coven

Unlike the others, lilia prefers to be slow and sensual when having sex because it feels more personal and caring for her

Lilia can have agatha and rio on their knees in seconds, like one word and they're kneeling

^ 'hi sweet girl', 'i missed you', 'baby', 'be good for me'

Thats all for now cuz im tired but i might make a pt2 if yall like this

[jubshead]

Lithario fighting headcanons:

Rio and Agatha don’t really argue, Rio usually just annoys Agatha to the point where she gets out of the room or start throwing stuff and screaming while Rio cackles.

They always get into physical fights that, more times than not, end up as their foreplay.

Lilia and Agatha are always bickering, Lilia is always so done with Agatha’s bullshit and the purple witch plays sly to exasperate her.

She’s always amused by Lilia rolling her eyes and finds it really hot the way her voice sounds when she’s angry.

Rio and Lilia never fight, something about Lilia brings a sense of calmness to lady death that nothing else does.

Rio always does what Lilia asks, no questions asked, and she always takes the yellow witch’s side when she argues with Agatha, leaving the purple witch pissed off.

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Agatha’s mommy issues are definitely being addressed by Lilia when they are in bed

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Firm believer that Lilia Calderu has the most insane dirty talk

[liliapleasesteponme]

Lithario headcannons pt.2

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Rio is a neck kisser. She loves to sneak up on agatha and lilia and attack them with neck kisses

Lilia is a hand and head kisser. She loves to walk up to agatha or rio and grab their hand for a kiss (it makes both of them melt) she also enjoys when one of them is cuddled up in her arms and she lightly kisses their forehead

Agatha prefers traditional kissing on the lips because of how cozily intimate it is but when she's having sex she adores kissing her partners inner thighs

Rio can be very possessive. She makes sure to keep a hand on her wives at all times in public, making sure her arm around agathas waist or her hand is layed on lilias thigh

Agatha has a mommy kink and knife kink (that rio loves to play with)

Rio has a blood kink, knife kink, voyeurism kink

Lilia doesn't have kinks particularly but she once tried wax play and quite enjoyed it. Shes also not opposed to sensory deprivation

"on your knees" this phrase gets thrown around the lithario household about a thousand times a week

When lilia is done with them neither agatha nor rio can walk

Agatha can get really bratty during sex. She'll mouth off at lilia or rio, act like she has authority (lilia is the only one with authority amoung them) and refuse to listen

^ by the end of the night agathas head is pressed against a pillow as shes crying and begging for forgiveness

They all enjoy listening to sensual music when fucking

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I feel like Rio is the type of partner that writes flower poems/analogies and presents them to Agatha and Lilia

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I love your Lilia/Agatha/Rio, more headcannons or blurbs??

Yes yesss, I’m not sure what blurbs are but I can give you a few headcanons I have for them!!

I’ll stick to them as a trouple, cause if we are talking couples separately, this would be a whole speech.

LITHARIO HEADCANONS

1. Rio always writes these sweet poems making analogies to flowers and Agatha and Lilia. Her nickname for them is my Azalea and my Lily.

2. Rio is always touch starved and she’s pesters Agatha all the time about it, until she realizes she has another lovely gf that can be very affectionate. It always takes a while, but eventually Agatha notices that she’s also touch starved and join them in the cuddle.

3. I’ve said this before, I believe Lilia brings a sort of calmness to Rio that nothing else does. So sometimes they are having a quiet moment, like Rio is laying in Lilia’s lap while she plays with the hair and reads a book and suddenly Agatha will burst in and wreak havoc, spiraling Rio back into her agitated self. Lilia calls her Hurricane Harkness when this happens. (Please don’t steal the name and if you wish to use, just give me credit;)

4. Before they got with Lilia, Agatha and Rio had a bet of which one of them could make her bend and sleep with them. None of them won, bc they were the ones who bended after Lilia got tired of the teasing.

5. Agatha and Rio sucked at flirting with Lilia!!! Rio kept scaring her and being weird. Agatha wasn’t as mean to her as she was with the others, while subtlety seeking her approval. It took a while for Lilia to realize they were interested in her and not trying to drive her mad.

6. In a modern universe, they dressed up for Halloween as Oz characters, Agatha was the wicked witch, Lilia was Glinda and Rio was Toto.

7. Lilia and Agatha are always arguing, but Rio is a big puppy when it comes to Lilia so she always takes the older witches side. (Not only bc she agrees, but bc she loves to see Agatha loose her shit)

8. Sometimes Agatha and Rio start fighting until it turns into a physical fight and then suddenly they are foreplaying. Lilia just ignores the living room being turned upside down because she knows she will make them clean up afterwards and continues drinking her tea.

9. Agatha and Rio love wine drunk Lilia bc after she spills all the tea, she drags them to the bedroom and destroys them.

10. It’s not always that the three of them share the same kink, but it’s fine bc they have another girlfriend who does.

11. One time Lilia was buying coffee for them, she took too long and they went looking for her, only to find a barista flirting with their girlfriend. Rio growled so much that Lilia had to hold her back while Agatha had the girl by her collar and was whispering threats into her face. They never went back to that coffee shop (probably bc they were expelled from the place).

12. (This one is by my lovely moot @sapphicwitch ) One time on the road, the group woke up and caught Rio and Agatha sleeping together. Agatha jumped and said it was bc she was cold, Rio turned to Lilia, grabbed Agatha by the waist and said “Hey Lilia, happy to help next time you feel a chill. Skin to skin.” (First time she successfully flirted with her)

13. Before they got together, the rest of the coven were always weirded out by the way Agatha and Rio reacted to Lilia. The older woman was the only one who didn't noticed they had a crush on her.

I probably have a lot more, but this is what I was able to come up with at the spur of the moment!!